hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

also i've been thinking about it, but the description of the last stand being that "no one's ever survived it" probably was a little misleading in terms of whether the bad kids would have a hard time with the test. after all, it's traditionally for students in academic jeopardy, so it's unlikely that a bunch of straight-a, experienced adventurers have taken it very often. it's probably usually for adventuring parties for kids who are on academic probation, like max durden and his friends. they probably wouldn't finish the questions as quickly and the monster waves would just keep coming

'its path in the pattern of fate is so familiar to you' sounds so beautiful and poetic in the face of the fact that it's about a desk that won't stop biting you

L + ratio + when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife

Something compelling to me abt kipperlily who like. Against all airs and appearances. Does care abt her friends. So much, actually. But what she cares about and how she cares is so. Different. She wants them safe and close and protected and Lucy threatened that and she didn’t mean- they didn’t mean to- it got away from them. And now it can’t be undone (Lucy was their healer) but kipperlily can fix it. She can clean it up and protect the others. She finds a new, pliable kind of cleric and finds the spaces between the unbending rules so she can slot him into the space they have in their group and she mints a new name and a new face and goes big and brassy and runs for student body president and. Yeah. Maybe ivy doesn’t really talk to her anymore and maybe Mary Ann is even more inside her shell than she was at the beginning of freshman year and Oisin does that thing where he takes off his glasses and stares into the middle distance for an hour at a time but- but it’s nothing kipperlily can’t handle. She can fix it. She can make sure no one knows what happened and she can make sure Lucy stays forgotten and missing and uncertain and she can keep their group on the rails professionally and academically and even though they all still have to go back to those woods. And kill those rats. And remember the tree Lucy is hidden under- it’s fine. She’s fine. Kipperlily has got it under control.

they should invent a kind of murder suicide that can be done recreationally several times.

sorry yeah I can't come into work today i've got the sleepytireds and wanna go to bed. thanks for ur understanding!

Happy 32nd birthday to my sibling @awesomepaste who requested Boromir and Faramir being happy for their birthday present. And why shouldn't they get to be happy?

we need more lesbians guys

generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general

can i get a yippee for leg hair

i love when girls make no sense. Literally me too

everyone hate my loquacious swag. its always "why did you make this sentence so long" and "why do you use so many commas and em dashes" and never "how did you come up with run on sentence" or "writing that run on sentence looked fun"

Ep 15 The Last Stand

That was so much good combat! Gorgug and all the crits forever!!! That death! Holy Crap. But you know.... It's all love now.

Ep 14 || Ep 16

they should make an international travel that is free if you're internet friends

it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t