Even Stevens’s “A Very Scary Story” is a CLASSIC. I love the framing reveal that Louis is telling Beans a scary story.
Louis’s prank being foiled by his worst fears — becoming a perfect student who follows rules, Ren pulling a better trick, AND everyone becoming Ren — is GOOD.
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When i was in 4th grade my school sent the gifted kids to space camp (if you don't know what that is we spent the night at nasa for a week and did activities like built/launched model rockets etc) and on the very first day of space camp they were giving us a tour through all the exhibits and the first one we did was the moon landing one and the very first question the guide asked the group was "can anyone tell me what year we landed on the moon" and I IMMEDIATELY WITH NO PAUSE OR HESITATION BLURTED OUT
"1969 😳"
and the tour guide made a huge deal out of me knowing that off the top of my head and he gave me a package of freeze-dried ice cream as a prize and literally no one else in the group answered any questions right the whole rest of the day so everyone is looking at me like I'm some kind of nasa savant when the truth is i only knew the answer bc of the song from even stevens
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Ren's Endless List of Blorbos ⬥ #2
Character: Rose Quartz
Series: Steven Universe (Cartoon Network)
Actor: Susan Egan
She barely has any screentime but the entire plot revolves around her messy past. She is the poster child for the sins of the mother being held against the very exhausted son. She was doomed to fandom discourse hell because we saw all her character development in reverse. Truly she is iconic.
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Ok i think there are two things that really get me about synthetic red diamond and the first is that he is just that -- a synthetic diamond. He's a freaking diamond!!! Based on the steven universe lore I know, there's normally only the four! And he's not one of them, not part of the diamond authority, bc he's a fusion and it sounds like ren/emerald and martyn/ruby were kinda planning a bit of a coup (or at least some kinda treason) and the thing is that, if they did try to take over, being a diamond is gonna give their claims to homeworld a lot more credibility. Like i could totally see them being a major threat to the DA. Two non-diamond gems being able to fuse into a diamond throws SO many interesting wrenches into the existing gem heirarchy.
And then, putting aside the gem politics aspect, I am obsessed with the fact that like. Ok so they're a red diamond because of the red king, right? But ren's not the red diamond. The fusion is. Implying that the red king isn't ren. The red king is something that only exists with the two of them together. There cannot be a king without his hand.
and THAT take on third life is giving me so many thoughts that I don't think I can fully flesh out yet since I haven't watched all the way through the dogwarts perspectives but Aaadjkgdsjkksgjb
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Request Rules
THE TOP OF THIS POST IS A WALKING TRIGGER WARNING!
if you would like to read the positive, scroll down until it's green. this is also a rewrite of my old rules since im trying to reorganize my blog
if you go on anonymous, please put an emoji or a letter as your signature :) i don’t care if you make a bunch of requests at a time, i lowkey just wanna put a name on my anons! however, don’t abuse this power or i will have no choice but to remove it whether you make requests on anonymous or not. emojis & letters that have been used: 🦈, 🦔, 💙, 😈, 🐍, 🐉, 🌺, 🐇, 🐰, 🦜, 🌈, 🪐, 🦩, 🤖, 👻, 🦋, ⚡️, ⭐️, 🍊, 🤍, 😎, K, 🎃, H, 🦑, 🪬, 💌, 🩷, 🌸, 🃏, 🧚🏼, 🦆
I only write x reader fics.
these rules involve things i don't write for. if you have questions, feel free to ask! :)
ABORTION: the request i got that featured this topic back in 2020 will forever trigger me.
ABUSE: if it's the character inflicting pain on the reader, no. talking about it for closure or for a better understanding of the person is okay. (mental, physical or emotional)
CHEATING: character doing it to reader or reader doing it to character is a no.
CONSENSUAL NON CONSENSUAL: i know it helps people with their trauma, but it doesn't help me. im sorry
DARK FICS/YANDERE: it makes me uncomfortable
HYBRID: I don’t know, man. i just can’t do it.
INCEST: nothing against people who write it, it just makes me uncomfortable
OMEGAVERSE: i don’t understand it to write about it.
RAPE/SEXUAL ASSAULT: mentions are fine, but description? no.
SOMEONE HAVING CANCER: lost my grandmother to cancer in October 2022 and it still hurts.
WHAT I DO WRITE FOR:
now, i started with triggers first because people apparently ignored them & still requested things that were a big no, but here's what i do write!
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE (AU)/FORBIDDEN RELATIOSHIPS: soulmates, professor/student, any idea that comes to mind, send them in :)
ANY GENDER/SEXUAL ORIENTATION: feel free to send requests with readers that are not strictly female :)
BODY MARKS: stretch marks, moles, freckles, beauty marks, birthmarks!
FAKE RELATIONSHIP: im a sucker for this trope
GLASSES: i feel like there isn't enough fics for us who wear them. reader does NOT have to be a nerd. im not a nerd, but i need them.
HEADCANON: they honestly get my gears grinding for writing
READER BEING A POC: yes please! :)
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, FEEL FREE TO ASK! :D
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