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PTA dad Bruce my love
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Bruce having a PTA arch nemesis in the newest episode of Wayne Family Adventures is the most Bruce thing i’ve ever read😭
#i love it so much#hes such a PTA mom#wayne family adventures#webtoon#batman wayne family adventures#batman#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#good dad bruce wayne#dc
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Okay AU where when Jason breaks into Titan’s Tower ready to beat the everliving shit out of Tim, Tim’s slumped, dead asleep at the kitchen table, and he’s just… so small? And skinny? Like, he’s rail thin and pasty white, and it makes the bruises against his skin that much more livid.
Obviously Tim is not in peak combat condition. This isn’t even like that metaphor about fighting 5th graders, it’s more like drop kicking a baby and calling yourself tough. If Jason really wants to humiliate Tim and prove that *he’s* the better Robin, then he can’t do it now when Tim looks like he’d fall over if he stood up too fast.
So Jason decides to make omelettes and just leave them there. Just to get the Replacement up so he can beat his face in properly. Except rummages around the Titan’s kitchen, but there’s nothing in there but like, candy and orange juice, so he has to head to the store. While he’s there, he might as well grab some fruits and vegetables, the last green thing they had was probably whatever radioactive mix passes for an energy drink
So Jason breaks back into the tower, cooks a veggie omelette, and leaves it in the fridge with notes on how to warm it up. On the way out, he leaves a vaguely threatening post it note that simply says “Drink water, fuckface”
Of course, lack of proper nutrition isn’t fixed with one meal. So Jason ends up preparing meals and delivering them, just so he can really humiliate the Replacement when he beats his ass into the ground
Except Jason is delivering a meal when he sees Tim is asleep in his room at 6 am, clearly at end of an all nighter with English lit notes scattered around him and a rough essay typed up on his laptop that just devolves into gibberish . Clearly his homework is one of the reasons he’s so sleep deprived all the time. And Jason can’t help but look at the beginnings of the report without feeling offended on the behalf of Jane Eyere, whose work deserves proper appreciation.
So Jason breaks in and leaves helpful English notes and annotations, along with a Tupperware container of lasagna.
Meanwhile Tim is just ??? all the time but he gets free food? And those English tips were really helpful?
Anyways, this keeps spiraling until Jason finds out what shit Tim’s parents put him through, and then obviously he has to sign him up for therapy because mental health affects your performance in a fights.
Then all of this culminates when Jason is caught breaking into Tim’s room at the manor (vegetable casserole in hand) by BRUCE of all people, who just goes “Jay-lad?” really weakly and he’s crying and then Jason is being hugged by his dad and oh, he’d forgotten what this felt like. He goes to just break out of the hug, but then he just… can’t. It wouldn’t make sense to leave anyways. He can keep a closer eye on Tim from here.
So Jason moves back into the manor and keeps making sure Tim eats and gets enough rest and drinks water and goes to his therapy appointments, because holy hell this kid is a disaster.
Jason’s still gonna kill Tim though. He’s obviously just following his master plan. He WILL kill Tim. Totally. 100%. Just… not today. It’s PTA night and he needs to make sure the teachers are taking care of Tim.
#Jason and Bruce at the same PTA meeting eyeing each other awkwardly#bruce wayne#batfamily#batfam#batman#jason todd#dc universe#red hood#tim drake#red robin#bruce is a good parent#Bruce is a good dad#fucxkint catch these hands dc#dc comics#long post
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My last screen cap from Wayne Family Adventures got knocked out of top place three consecutive times this episode.
I present to you; my new top picks
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bruce buys 10k dollars worth of chocolate bars (per kid) every single time they have to sell them for a school fundraiser
#to be more specific its that shitty world's finest chocolate bar where each one is supposed to sell for a dollar#it started with richard and bruce being out of touch with how much it is & the minimum needed to make sure his son wins#pta bruce#a specific variation of this tag:#good dad bruce wayne#bruce wayne#posts from the crypt
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Bruce who has no idea how terrifying he actually is.
Tim one day decides that his boredom overrides his siblings' need for peace and quiet. So, like the little agent of chaos he is, he brings up the dreaded question.
"In your unbiased opinion, who's the strongest in the family?"
Immediately all of them go, "Cass." She's smiling shyly about it, but there's a silver of assured confidence in there.n
Tim sighs. Fine. Too easy. " Okay, maybe that narrows it down. Who's most dangerous? I vote Dick."
Dick doesn't even need to think about it. "Aw, thanks, Timmy! I think I'm gonna go with Ja--" Damian's holding a dangerously sharp pencil to his windpipe. "Dami. Of course it's Damian."
Jason scoffs, "Clearly, it's me. That's like, my whole thing remember? I'm the violent robin--"
"Todd, we all know you gave stickers and cartoon bandages to every Rogue you had to arrest. You had gumball smoke bombs." Jason's 100% turning red and Tim is so gonna tease later.
"Besides, both you and Grayson are wrong."
Damian? Giving someone else credit? That, they have to hear. "Who is it, then?"
"It's Baba, obviously."
Jason breaks in a fit of laughter, alongside them. "Oh come on! Bruce? Bruce, who bakes awful vegan cupcakes for the PTA? He literally starts crying everytime we watch Toy Story 3."
"Because the unethical treatment within prison complexes and unfair labor laws forced upon inamtes parallels gets to him! Nevertheless. Baba could defeat mother. What makes you think he'd have a hard time with you?"
Dick snorts, " I think you're being a bit biased,--"
Damian throws a batarang at Bruce, slicing through the air with a quickness.
Their dad is reading reports, but not only does he evade it, sends it back with venomous speed. Right next to Damian's cheek. A purposeful missed shot.
Later, after they recovered from that whiplash, they ask Bruce the same question, and he of course goes with the most logical answer, " Alfred. But I think any of you could defeat me easily."
That doesn't make them feel better at all.
#dc#dc comics#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#batfamily#dick grayson#damian wayne#text post#text#let bruce be a top threat pls#he just has to be unaware#like im sorry this mf can fught mutants and gods and whatever atrocity gotham cooks up as a rich kid with a strong immune system???#BAMF#bamf bruce wayne
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Bruce Wayne being a proud parent headcanons
Bruce is the type of dad to just endlessly and shamelessly brag about his kids to anyone who would listen. Be it during patrols, galas, PTA meetings, business meetings, hell even JL meetings. The man doesn’t care at all.
Bruce would have a stuffy wallet that’s just pictures of his babies doing wonderful things. There’s a picture of a tiny Jason with a big smile holding a blue ribbon with a A+ on it for winning the school’s spelling bee and right next to it is Damian with a sheepish expression and bright red cheeks, holding an art piece he did that got a 100 on.
Of course what’s in the wallet differs on what Bruce is doing. He’s not gonna pull out a picture of Cass’s recital as Batman, which leads to the rumor of the Batfam wearing their costumes 24/7. That makes them scarier than they were before.
In that wallet, there’s a photo of Dick as Robin smiling with two thumbs up while a goon lays unconscious, a picture of Robin!Tim trying to get a cat out of a tree, and a picture of Signal helping an old lady cross the street while Spoiler holds her groceries.
And of course if said kid is next to him, well expect to have 20 minutes of your time being spent by Bruce Wayne gushing about his little boy. While said “little boy” is like 6’5 and can easily tower over the both of you with a deep voice. And Bruce doesn't even notice (and if he does, he simply doesn't care) and continues with the conversation.
Damian is the most embarrassed by Bruce’s bragging, being unused to this much praise being expressed openly, while Jason and Dick relish in the praise Bruce gives them because Dick is a natural-born performer and Jason is the youngest child at heart who needs to have all of his Dad’s attention on him.
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Damian Wayne x Child! Reader (Part 1) - This won't do —☆
Synopsis: after seeing the state of your apartment Damian pulls some strings and changes your life on step at a time.
Masterlist , Pillager Of Art
"Are your parents attending the pta meeting?" Damian asks.
After seeing the wretched state your house was in Damian chose to stand at the door.
The moldy yellow floor of your apart was covered in dirt and whatever substances you managed track back into the house. The walls in the same sorry state with a moldy yellow wallpaper that was covered in nasty cracks and stains that could never be removed.
The tiles of your flooring were covered in a bottomless pit of clothes and whatever else was in that pile. Your window didn't show some immaculate view of Gotham City instead it was closed off with would. Glass shards left on the floor in front of the window after a stray bullet was shot through your window.
"Oh my Dad, he's not coming" you say as you make your way towards your kitchen.
Damian couldn't bare looking into the kitchen to see what mess was made in their so he chose to stair the ceiling instead.
"Why not?" He tilts his head to the side, he was told by Alfred that events like these were the only way to see how your child was progressing and apparently it was mandatory for parents to attend so why weren't your coming?
"Oh, my parents are dead" you said as if It didn't bother you and it didn't.
Your mother had sadly passed away during child birth.
Your dad tho...
He was a piece of work, never cared for your well-being AT ALL. You basically raised yourself in this house. The only reason you hadn't starved yet was because your father left food in the cupboard for you to use (mostly unhealthy cheap food).
You barely ever saw your dad and when he died you hadn't even noticed, not like he ever came home anyway. The only way you knew was when the news broadcast came on and you saw a blurred out image of a man that vaguely resembled your father.
There were several gunshot holes scattered around the figures body and by the looks of it he was probably just getting off of work before the death occurred.
The situation never bothered you, having no adults around was a blessing if anything.
"My parents can't come but I'll wait with you until your dad does" you replied and gasped when you found what you were looking for.
"Dami you have to try one" you turned to him with a cup of ramen noodles in hand.
"No thank you, aren't there other options?" he asked as he began to list off foods he'd already eaten before.
Safe to say, you hadn't even know those foods existed or eaten anything that wasn't microwavable.
This wouldn't do.
When he left your house that evening he made it his mission to find a way to get you out of that situation.
And that he did, when the day of the PTA meeting arrives Damian is oddly quiet. Not as if he talked much anyway.
While you both waited for his dad to finish speaking with the teachers he'd a held a tight grip on your hand as if to silently tell you not to run off anywhere.
"Dami I still don't know why you told me to bring all my stuff with me, are we having a sleepover?" You asked, you were told to bring all necessities which means that you needed your tooth brush and whatever you could salvage from that mess of a house.
"You'll know when we get there" he said calmly which only made your excitement grown even more. He was already pretty used to your energetic behavior so this was nothing.
At last the meeting had finished and you were all exiting he building.
"Is this the friend you told me about Damian" his father spoke up only to receive a nod in return.
You had never noticed how eerily similar they look but now that you were stood right before him you realized noticed the shared features.
"(Reader) right" Bruce got down in one knee so he could speak to you at eye level. Now, extending invitations to join the family weren't an everyday occurrence but if his son was so hard pressed on your living conditions and even brought up good points as to why you can't live there.
Plus he knew you were a good kid.
"A little Birdy informed me of your living conditions and they wanted me to extend an exciting offer to you" he spoke to you in a way that made your excitement peak.
You were so excited that you hadn't even noticed when you got in the car or when you arrived at the manor or when you arrived at Damian's bedroom door.
For you everything went by quickly, so quickly that when you woke up the next morning you couldn't even remember why you were in Damian's house or why you were currently bundled up across from his sleeping face.
He must've bundled you up while you were asleep. He was always considerate but rarely ever showed you that side of him.
"Dami, I need to go home" you said groggily.
"Your not going anywhere" he instantly replied.
"But I can't stay here forever, I need to go home" you said in a worried tone but he only raised a brow.
"I knew you weren't listening" he sighed.
"Just go back to sleep" he waved his hand in front if your face which seemed to do the trick because you were knocked out within seconds.
And just like that you were silently adopted into the family.
#batfam#batfam x reader#batfam x you#batfamily#damian wayne#damian al ghul#damian al ghul x reader#damian wayne x reader#bruce wayne#batman#batman x child! reader#batman x child reader#damian wayne x you#damian wayne x y/n#dc x you#dc#dc x reader
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Is it me or does Bruce Wayne give dad wearing kakhi shorts, long white socks and crocs energy? Like he'll wear that for a summer outing and Bae is like "Babe what are you wearing?! 😭"
@prettyvintageafternoon
Bruce thought that once he got married had 5-10 kids, he could quit dressing so put together all of the time. He thought wrong. Bae most likely picks out his clothes the night before when it's events or gatherings of some kind and he just puts it on with no questions ask.
Sometimes when he walks the dogs, he'll go shirtless with like grey sweats and Bae cursed out after. He didn't realize his dick print would be making Jimmy Fallon that night.
Oh but for PTA meetings, Bae lets him where the full dad fit. She doesn't want those hoes to even think about coming for her man. He got the visor on and everything.
#x black!reader#black!reader#x black reader#black reader#bruce wayne x black!reader#bruce wayne x reader#bruce wayne#black!batmom#black batmom#bruce wayne x black!batmom
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thoughts on bruce x jack drake?
hello anon apologies for the late reply but when i first received this ask i immediately assumed there was a leak in mine and @plutoslvr messages because we were literally talking about it about two seconds beforehand. i could barely sleep that night.
my thoughts are that old man yaoi is so enjoyable when it's just slightly ridiculous and entirely impossible. there are three ideal sections of the brujack ship (enjoyed by population NO ONE, apparently, but with our combined efforts i imagine we can spark this flame):
rivals to lovers
bruce wayne vs wanting to bone people who want him dead
doomed by the narrative
1. rivals to lovers.
bruce and jack competing in the worlds most intense "who is the best average-leaning-towards-okay dad" battle. trying to outperform in casual "okay dad" actions to win "okay dad" points from tim, something that is totally normal and entirely possible (jack is always in the lead and bruce has not yet realised that he will never overtake him).
this one is so fucking funny to me. silly events such as them fighting on who gets to take tim to his school events, comprising on taking turns (for tim's sake, not because they want to) or attending them together (the pta now think bruce wayne and jack drake are in a relationship). jacks like im taking tim to the skate park and bruce is like well i told tim i'd take him to lunch — now it's bruce and jack taking their kid to the park then lunch together and the paparazzi have no idea how to headline this.
i imagine eventually tim can't handle this truly bizarre tension filled dynamic anymore so he cancels last minute and bruce and jack are like, well, we've already booked a table at this super expensive restaurant AND that cool movie afterwards, so we might as well make use of them.
at some point the "i HAVE to one up the other guy to impress my son" becomes "i HAVE to one up the other guy to impress our son AND so he realises how i'm obviously a catch"
i imagine eventually when they form some sort of established relationship ("do not call me your damn boyfriend, bruce, are we fifteen?") the rivalry doesn't really stop, but it's far more fond and well, tim's just glad he doesn't need to set aside two days a week to make sure he spends time with each of them.
2. bruce wayne vs wanting to bone people who want him dead
now we all know bruce's ideal type is someone who is either a) actively a danger to his life or b) was at some point more inclined to being a danger in his life or a secret third thing that is c) would become a danger to his life if pushed slightly in that direction. we've no time to psychoanalyse this but it's hardly a point that needs to be explained after taking a look at his long list of exes.
now, after this, is it truly out of the realm of possibility that after jack drake finds out that bruce wayne is the fucking batman and is to partly blame for tim's dangerous life choices he stomps over to the man's house and threatens to SHOOT HIM, that bruce wants him carnally. my exact words when reading this scene was "rather reservedly, i imagine this level of foolish and almost stupid bravery impressed bruce, regardless if it it was for entirely unselfish reasons on jack's part or if it was genuinely out of care for tim" i then say "i also think this would have moved bruce, emotionally, figuratively, poetically, sexually WOAH"
we all know that canonically when bruce falls in love or becomes even slightly interested in someone, he goes STUPID and impulsive. he's sending jack rare artefacts and really specific gifts and throwing galas with the sole purpose of inviting jack all without even considering that is actually not a normal response to have after someone threatens to kill you. perhaps he doesn't even realise this is something more than just paranoid obsession, and he tries to rationalise it like "i'm only trying to convince him to come with me to the museum so i can work out what kind of person he is in casual date settings and also to kiss him WAIT"
this one is funny if jack is just not interested at all and he's like okay what the fuck what kind of mind games is this guy trying to pull. tim is your mentor trying to tell me something through the purchase of these front seat opera house tickets and tim is like i can't believe this is real life i hope this is all a nightmare this can't be happening to me. bruce is hopelessly infatuated and jack is like don't think i won't file a restraining order against you BATMAN.
or it can get funnier if jack is like I WONT FALL FOR YOUR SEDUCTION TECHNIQUES BATMAN (proceeds to fall for batman's seduction techniques).
bonus alfred is actively praying on jacks downfall (canon) and is experiencing war flashbacks when bruce begins to display lovesick behaviour
3. doomed by the narrative
now as you may have noticed most of these work before the bright red alarm that is JACK DRAKE'S TRAGIC DEATH. his death in and of itself is already so sad, because he was changing, he was better and tim was so close to having everything he wanted, and jack was truly hopeful to be present and good to his son.
if we now throw in the mix of this shortlived romance, wherein canon bruce is already swamped with guilt about janet's death and feels as though he OWES it to tim to save jack as well, it becomes all the more heartbreaking. i would actually change nothing about how it happened in canon. jack still leaves that phone call for tim, tim and bruce still race to get to him, tim still finds his father's dead body and bruce still holds tim away from the corpse.
because the best part about this potential relationship is that it is born from the shared want to look after tim. it's what connects them and what causes any sort of interaction between them. so even at this point, bruce's first priority is tim, because it will always be tim first, but also because that is what jack would have wanted from him.
just another love for bruce to hide in his heart, let it consume and damage him, let it make him colder and harder to approach, another layer on this already unbreakable foundation. it probably causes problems between tim and bruce, for the sake of mourning but not reacting and simply because loss can make people very unkind. bruce's guilt is now more than just what he already feels for somehow failing tim, but also for not being able to save someone he loves, again.
OR jack lives au and bruce is even MORE obsessed and insufferable about it and tim literally has to help his own dad break out of the manor because batman is holding jack hostage (bedrest for almost dying).
or we have our obligatory bruce wayne "I almost lost you, so now im going to push you away for both our sake" arc to which Jack drake probably threatens to shoot bruce again and then they do it silly HAPPY ENDING EVERYONE GO HOME
#me vs making up romance that isn't there but could be but probably not but WHAT IF#i didnt even mention the what if jack moved into the manor to recover post coma#or what if jack and bruce were together during no mans land#or short college romance jack and bruce#IM NORMAL#this is zafs fault tbh#bruce wayne#jack drake#tim drake
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A few more things that are canon cause I say so:
Acrobatics teacher Dick
Mother hen Bruce
Non-verbal/more comfy with visual forms of communication Cass
Alt/skater Tim Drake (I know it's technically canon but I want him to dress like it too)
Swiftie Dick Grayson
Any super + any bat = -2 braincells
Got the hereditary adoption gene Jason
I just think he should look up one day with his several feral orphans and realize he's his dad
While we're at it: Loved and Supported Jason
Greek Mythology Nerd Tim (I just think he'd have excellent takes, especially about Achilles and Patroclus also baby bi Tim and his Percy Jackson phase)
Norse and Celtic Mythology Nerd Jason (he knows a lot of others but these were his faves)
Egyptian Mythology Nerd Steph (she had the shiny book)
Damian gets clingy when he's sick
Damian is still definitely a baby child he just can also kill you
The "A Good Soldier" plaque actually said "A Hero"
Bruce also considered something like "gone too soon" or "Always missed" but is too emotionally constipated for that
Pta mom Brucie
Ace is a trained psychiatric service dog
Dick is the kind of sibling that bursts into your room and demands you go to McDonald's or something with him
No he doesn't care that you're doing something
Jason is the kind of sibling who opens the door stands there for a few seconds and then leaves
Harley's favorite Robin was Jason (he was the perfect combination of caring and tough, he'd help anyone he could with a smile but he also swore until B gave up telling him to stop)
Mitski Stan Tim
I'm going to cap this here because I could go on for a long time.
Also it kills me a little bit to have to not elaborate
#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfam#tim drake#batfamily#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown
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I saw that post you made about a typical morning would look like for Damian and Jon as dads (akjfdksjfnds it was so stinking sweet), but it made me wonder:
How many kids do you think Damian and Jon would have? One and done, would they pull a Bruce and end up with approximately 134,456 kids, or somewhere in between?
And how do you think they'd be as dads when their kid(s) is/are older? Like middle/high school? I can't decide myself if they would be the cool parents or the strict parents hahaha I could low key see Jon being cool and Damian being.... not necessarily strict, but like, maybe a little overprotective? IDK, interested on hearing your thoughts if you're up to sharing :)
I think they would accidentally acquire children haha. and maybe not as many as Bruce, but more than either of them ever imagined for themselves, Damian especially.
I think Damian would be a pretty attentive parent. Not necessarily like PTA President strict, but very aware of what the children are being taught and how they're being treated. Emails the teacher like, weekly haha.
Jon is seen as the big dumb hot dad. Everyone knows he's married to Damian, but the slutty single parents all still flirt and lust after him anyway. They both hate it, but Damian doesn't do much about it. He already knows they all whisper about him and his family and money, but he decides he'd rather focus on his children's well being and safety than making friends with the neighborhood parents. He's secure in his relationship with Jon, and he's the one who goes home with him at the end of the night, so. They can waste their time.
Jon, though, it pisses off royally. So at high school football games and school events and such, he makes it very obvious that Damian is his husband and he is in love with him. He will brag about Damian all day long, hold his hand at all the football games, kiss Damian every time he has to get up and go do something. Hold both Damian and his kid's hands when they leave for the night.
and when a mum was TOO handsy once, it was Jon who loudly called her a bitch and grabbed Damian's hand and stomped off. Even Damian was surprised. (Their kid cheered and flipped said mum off.)
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Omg hello " Diana adopts Billy actually" comrade!!! You wouldn't happen to have any headcanons abt them would you???? [Sneakily shows off the money tucked in my sleeve]
*puts on my headcanon hat* why yes i do fellow comrade
-Diana trains Billy in sword fighting and other forms of combat in case he ever loses his powers or has to fight as a civilian. “It’s best to have a well rounded fighting repertoire my dear” “Of course hydra slaying is a necessary skill. I slayed my first at seven years old!”
- Diana sends Mary and Darla for a summer abroad in Themiscyra to be trained and to learn about the Gods and other stuff. Darla learns how to ride a horse while there and is obsessed.
- Zeus sometimes sends Diana messages though the fam. Like Billy will randomly be like “oh yeah ur dad says that u need to go defeat the chimera again lol he escaped”
- She gets Freddy some really cool Amazonian made crutches that are magic and have weapons in them
- Freddy and Eugene teach her how to play video games and she’s surprisingly good at them. Friday Mario Cart battles ensue.
- Pedro and Diana trade recipes and the whole fam cooks together!!
- The JLA has a bring your kids to work day and Diana and Bruce have a stare down
- Diana having technically adopted more than Bruce with six kids to his five and it amuses the others to no end
- She’s very active in the PTA
- Diana buys a new apartment in Fawcett so that the kids won’t have to move. It’s huge and really nice and all the neighbors are like “Wonder Woman?!?!”
- She shows up to all awards ceremonies, performances, science fairs, and parent-teacher conferences.
#they’re just so special to me omg#new god taking care of the champions of the old etc etc#diana prince#wonder woman#shazamily#billy batson#shazam
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Someone has probably already talked about this but I must as well now.
So, I just saw the scene were Batman is telling the League he can't be at a meeting because he has a teacher parent conference with one of Damian's teachers. Flash makes a joke about him being a PTA member and now I can't unsee it.
Like imagine he's been a PTA member for every school, every one of his kids has been in. He's most likely the only dad and all the women adore him.
He's always bringing in cookies Alfred made and actually has things to contribute to the meetings. He's a billionaire and could just fund everything they do but he likes the idea of seeing the kids raise the money and helps some of em develop business skills. Some of the kids take what he taught them and become successful business leaders later on in life.
Every new kid means a new set of friends and parents from the PTA to interact with as well. Dick had at least 6, Jason had 4, Tim and Cass had 3 and currently, Damian has 1.
One year another father joined the PTA and Bruce was almost offered to no longer be the only male there but the guy was actually pretty cool. Alfred almost dared to say Bruce made a friend but he won't admit it.
Picking up the kids is always fun as well. Sometimes he's not just picking up his kid and when he notices Damian walking out with the one friend he's made (that's not Jon) Bruce smiles. The kid's mom he recognizes from a few PTA meetings.
PTA mom Bruce is a gem and he really loves being apart of his kids lives.
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(*During a Gotham academy party)
Random PTA mom: "Oh hey Damian how are you doing?"
Damian: " I'm at school on a sunday what do you think?"
Random PTA mom (not paying attention): "Oh that's nice, so... Is your dad coming by any chance?"
Damian: "I don't know maybe i usualy don't pay much attention when he talks"
Bruce(coming in): "Well that's nice to know, sorry I'm late."
Random PTA mom (flirtatious): "Oh that's ok Brucie we just started, so how's it going?"
Damian:"...."
Damian: "Susan do you need a glass of Water?"
Random PTA mom: "What? Oh no dear i'm fine, why?"
Damian: "Because you look realy thirsty."
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Now that we have PTA mom Bruce… Have you considered PTA mom Alfred when Bruce was a student?? Or even PTA dad Harv who goes to the parent teacher conferences
I HAVE. PTA mom Alfred was a FUCKING disaster. Your lovers die and you buy an oija board to ask them if your child has any allergies. And you also don't know how to resolve conflict with other parents beside threatening their lives
Now. PTA Dads.
" Oh haha, women are so dramatic. Men kill eachothers families and they make up in a day --" do you smell that??? Is that...Bullshit! YES.
PTA Dad Clark and/or Harvey have an absolutely terrible behavior report. They're called for their offsprings getting into fights and they're like. " Your sperm error pushed MY kid first. Teach them to throw a decent punch, maybe "
Harvey: hey. Hey dickie. Never be the bigger person. You don't want peace, you want trouble, always
Clark: You should definitely call me to beat up your friends dad for being annoying. It's always morally correct!
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