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Okay AU where when Jason breaks into Titan’s Tower ready to beat the everliving shit out of Tim, Tim’s slumped, dead asleep at the kitchen table, and he’s just… so small? And skinny? Like, he’s rail thin and pasty white, and it makes the bruises against his skin that much more livid.

Obviously Tim is not in peak combat condition. This isn’t even like that metaphor about fighting 5th graders, it’s more like drop kicking a baby and calling yourself tough. If Jason really wants to humiliate Tim and prove that *he’s* the better Robin, then he can’t do it now when Tim looks like he’d fall over if he stood up too fast.

So Jason decides to make omelettes and just leave them there. Just to get the Replacement up so he can beat his face in properly. Except rummages around the Titan’s kitchen, but there’s nothing in there but like, candy and orange juice, so he has to head to the store. While he’s there, he might as well grab some fruits and vegetables, the last green thing they had was probably whatever radioactive mix passes for an energy drink

So Jason breaks back into the tower, cooks a veggie omelette, and leaves it in the fridge with notes on how to warm it up. On the way out, he leaves a vaguely threatening post it note that simply says “Drink water, fuckface”

Of course, lack of proper nutrition isn’t fixed with one meal. So Jason ends up preparing meals and delivering them, just so he can really humiliate the Replacement when he beats his ass into the ground

Except Jason is delivering a meal when he sees Tim is asleep in his room at 6 am, clearly at end of an all nighter with English lit notes scattered around him and a rough essay typed up on his laptop that just devolves into gibberish . Clearly his homework is one of the reasons he’s so sleep deprived all the time. And Jason can’t help but look at the beginnings of the report without feeling offended on the behalf of Jane Eyere, whose work deserves proper appreciation.

So Jason breaks in and leaves helpful English notes and annotations, along with a Tupperware container of lasagna.

Meanwhile Tim is just ??? all the time but he gets free food? And those English tips were really helpful?

Anyways, this keeps spiraling until Jason finds out what shit Tim’s parents put him through, and then obviously he has to sign him up for therapy because mental health affects your performance in a fights.

Then all of this culminates when Jason is caught breaking into Tim’s room at the manor (vegetable casserole in hand) by BRUCE of all people, who just goes “Jay-lad?” really weakly and he’s crying and then Jason is being hugged by his dad and oh, he’d forgotten what this felt like. He goes to just break out of the hug, but then he just… can’t. It wouldn’t make sense to leave anyways. He can keep a closer eye on Tim from here.

So Jason moves back into the manor and keeps making sure Tim eats and gets enough rest and drinks water and goes to his therapy appointments, because holy hell this kid is a disaster.

Jason’s still gonna kill Tim though. He’s obviously just following his master plan. He WILL kill Tim. Totally. 100%. Just… not today. It’s PTA night and he needs to make sure the teachers are taking care of Tim.

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