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therandomfandomme · 5 months

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Batman having a recording of a heartbeat softly play in his suit so that Superman thinks he has two hearts to throw him off his scent because he's paranoid, but then one day it breaks and Superman freaks out, because "Batman where did your other heartbeat go?!!?!" and Bruce panics and says: "I split into two," like he's some sort of cryptid and everyone goes ???, luckily he has Robin to introduce them to. It's not until much later when they all reveal their identities that they learn that it's not true and all the bats and birds that are running around were not parts that ripped free from Batman. Though not before the whole family has had a whole lot of fun creating nonsense rumors just to fuck with people.

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weirdheadcanons · 3 months

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Bruce Wayne Vs Daily Planet

So, our Mr Paranoid Dark Knight finds out about Superman's secret identity.

Dorky Reporter Clark Kent.

But that has to be a front, right? No way he is actually that nice and nerdy. The nice part is part of the whole Superman persona, the nerd thing must be a cover like his own Brucie.

Bats, being Bats, is paranoid about what might happen. A god working among humans. So what might happen when a human annoys him too much? What happens when the god doesn't have the world worshipping him?

Bruce buys the Daily Planet. Starts hanging around the office as Brucie. Flirts with Lois. Trips Clark. Cancels interviews he promised Clark. Vetoes certain stories Clark worked on for no reason. Is basically a pain-in-the-ass boss for no reason except to see how the kryptonian god will react to a lowly human pushing him like that.

Only, the rest of the Daily Planet reacts before Clark can. This asshole billionaire is messing with their resident weirdo? Nope, no way.

#superman #clark kent #daily planet #superman batman #paranoid batman #brucie wayne #brucie wayne vs daily planet #daily planet folk love clark kent #protective daily planet #bruce needs to unclench

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northoftheroad · 2 years

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Batman vol 3 #128

Honestly, how many times has Batman almost ended up being responsible for the death of the JLA? (That’s a rhetorical question; third time, that I can remember.) Why isn't he classified as a bad guy, like Lex Luthor or Ra’s? They also thinks that they know what’s best and that they do what’s best for humanity.

Tower of Babel (JLA 1997 # 46)

Infinite Crisis (It is long and complicated... Bruce Wayne created the Brother I satellite to keep an eye on all meta humans. Alexander Luthor took over control of the satellite and gave it sentience as part of his plans, and Maxwell Lord subverted the mission of the Brother I satellite by inculcating a fear and suspicion of all metahumans. Brother I rechristened itself Brother Eye and after Wonder Woman killed Maxwell Lord to free Superman from his control, ordered the OMAC’s (humans taken over by a nanovirus) to kill all metahumans.)

#batman #bruce wayne #paranoid batman #a danger to his friends #tuesday spoilers

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frownyalfred · 23 days

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Thinking about the JL finding out that Bruce has contingency plans for all of his kids and being horrified. But when the League asks them about it, all the kids are like “yeah! we actually all have them for each other just in case” and move on like it’s perfectly normal to have three different ways to take out your brother on hand (for emergencies).

#thoughts #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #batkids #batfam #like father like son #except it’s like paranoid bat figure #like paranoid bat child

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ikiprian · 2 months

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Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

#Danny can’t help being creepy it’s just the way he’s built!!#I like to think Lancer did these things for Danny when he was in HS #and now Danny's emulating Lancer :)#Passing it on!#Tim is paranoid but also like he is SO CLOSE to graduating so like. Does he even want to report this shit to Batman. What if the next chem #teacher's a jerk and Tim fails the class and he never gets his stupid diploma. Bruce already is insisting he finish out HS and maybe get #an ABA before he's allowed back into the company #and Jesus Christ does Tim hate school. He'll worry about Mr. Fenton's burgeoning army of Science Honor Society Rogues on his own time #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompt #tim drake #danny fenton #in case I write more of this let’s tag it uhhhhh #misunderstood mentor au #kipwrite

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kaidatheghostdragon · 3 months

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Crack prompt: Danny has declared war on the curses in Gotham. He is armed with a water balloon gun, but the balloons are full of medical-grade ectoplasm. He targets any location, ghost, or liminal being tainted by curses and/or corrupted ecto - absolutely drenching them before yeeting off again.

This includes the Bats. Danny is smart about it, though. He lived in Gotham for several months before acting, so he could get the lay of the land. He also waits for patrol to be finished before hitting the Bats - he doesn't want to interrupt their Quest to Better Gotham (or be labeled an invader to their haunt).

One night, Danny happens upon Batman patrolling alone and waits for him to finish cleaning up a crime scene before hitting they guy with a half-clip of balloons. Batman gives chase, like he always does, and Danny runs, like he always does. He knows by now that, for whatever reason, Crime Alley is off limits to Batman. The whole alley just gives off "no (other) bats allowed" vibes.

Red hood is just more territorial. Whatever.

At any rate, Danny is enjoying the chase, using just enough ghost powers to stay ahead of batman, almost-but-not-quite taunting him. Crime Alley isn't too far, so instead of turning invisible around a corner like he usually does, he makes his way to the Alley to see if the no-trasspassing rule is enough to stop Batman mid-chase. He leaps across rooftops and weaves through fire escapes, ecto-balloon-gun bouncing by its strap against his back, until finally he's at the border, slightly tapping into flight to make the jump across a slightly wider road into the alley proper.

He turns around immediately, spotting Batman skulking on the rooftop on the other side of the road, stopping the chase and suit half-covered in healing ectoplasm.

"Sanctuary!" Danny yells, pumping his fists in the air from getting caught up in the exciting rush of adrenaline, "I claim sanctuary!"

"Who the fuck is claiming sanctuary in my territory?" Red Hood booms from almost directly behind Danny. He would have yeeted out of his own skin from surprise if he hadn't spent years honing his ghost-fighting instincts. As it was, Danny instead whirled around and emptied the clip of balloons into Hood, purely out of reflex.

Hood stood there, drenched in ecto like his fellow Bat one rooftop over, glaring murder at Danny with glowing eyes. But his haunt betrayed Hood's true emotions.

Surprise, concern, impressed, you-little-brat.

Danny booked it to the fire escape and turned invisible the second he was out of sight.

#is danny a runaway? orphaned? in hiding? college? immortal transdimensional being?#you decide #has he already hit up hood who knows whats going on?#or is this his first encounter and hood is running on ghost instinct?#did batman stop because his relationship with hood is strained?#or did they coordinate to get the drop on danny?#do they consider danny a rogue?#or a teen/young adult with very cencerning and questionable hobbies?#have the bats noticed the effects that the ecto has?#or are they too paranoid about lazarus water to see things clearly?#dp x dc #dpxdc

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 4 months

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Danny was...unnerved, which is unusual considering his upbringing as the child of mad scientists obsessed with the undead.

It had been a few weeks since he had moved into Wayne manor after a conflict between batman and his parents, which led to his home and his friends and family being blown up in a lab malfunction. Most of Amity Park was destroyed in the blasts, including Vlad and his mansion.

Usually Danny would be more suspicious of super rich dudes, but the sorrow in Bruce Wayne's eyes as he pleaded to let Danny take him in was genuine and well, Danny didn't exactly have anywhere else to go. Plus, Bruce looked weirdly guilty when danny told him none of this was his fault, which was weird. Jazz was in college and always looked exhausted on video calls, so he didn't want to bother her there.

The part that bothered him most wasn't that there was anything dangerous or bad happening, but rather the opposite.

Danny was used to dodging his home security system when it randomly targeted him. He was used to ghosts popping up out of nowhere to suckerpunch him. He was used to danger.

And now that there was none, he was jumping at shadows.

Things got better when he met Psaro. He was in the process of being either mugged or kidnapped, he wasn't sure, when this angry goth teen with silver hair and ruby eyes literally came in swinging a steel chair. After the beat down and subsequent rescue, Danny offered to buy them some food. Psaro tried to reject the offer until his stomach suddenly growled, making him blush, and Danny dragged the older goth teen to a restaurant.

They've been best friends since. Psaro later introduced him to his friends Rose and Toilen, explaining that they weren't from this world and that Rose was an elf and Toilen was a Teran from a planet called Terrestria. Danny assumed that Psaro was an elf like Rose due to them both having long pointed ears and mostly focused on Toilen thanks to the "other planet" bit.

Meanwhile, the bats have been keeping an eye out on Danny (aka stalking him) and his new, obviously magical friends.

#dpxdc #prompts #dragon quest #dragon quest monsters #fanfiction prompts #danny fenton #danny phantom #batman #bruce wayne #bruce has regrets and blames himself for the death of dannys loved ones #psaro the manslayer #was anyone going to tell me that Psaros last name is apparently Banesword or was i supposed to read that online myself #the hero and his party are still wanting to murder our little pouty goth baby and i will not stand for it #the bats see how paranoid danny is and heard him talking about the nightmare security system and all that so theyre overprotective of him #them finding out Psaro is a teenage demon lord either isnt going to go over well or he gets adopted

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minnow-doodle-doo · 1 year

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and when he gets Jason he gets his name on the other boob so it says 'Dick Jason'.

#dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #my art #yes I know Bruce is too paranoid too get a tattoo but this was way too funny

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ghostbsuter · 6 months

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Can be read as a continuation of this

.・゜-: ✧ :-

It's been a few weeks, really, since the day he met his biological father.

The oversized hoodie drowned him, a perfect haven while he waits near the entrance to arkham asylum.

The whole week rushed by after the event. His mom, wonderful, black belt, kickass mom had fretted over him the whole time, messaging his therapist not long after and getting an appointment.

His dad had been clingy, giving him bear hugs left and right, it felt nice. Jazz hadn't let him out of her sight for one moment, always searching, always studying.

Man, he loved his family.

"Are you going to visit him?" The gruff voice of Batman asks, and danny shrieks, jumping away as he looks at the vigilante with wide eyes.

"Oh Ancients—! Don't scare me like that!" Danny scolds, hand over his chest and breathing hard.

He can feel the amusement wafting off of Batman. Or something.

Huffing, the child leans against the brickstone pillar holding the gate again.

"No," he ends up answering. "I'm not here to visit... him."

Batman listens quietly, simply standing next to him. He doesn't pressure nor demand anything. If danny thinks more of it, he might get a headache.

"My sister is an intern in Arkham, we're gonna have dinner with Harley and Ivy today." A shrug, and the wind lovingly pushes him.

"Good." The man states, he hesitates a moment before he stretches his arm out towards danny, opening his hand and showcasing the items.

First is a lollipop, famous for being handed over to children after being saved by the bat himself. Second is a pin, in the shape of Batman's signature bat, it had a red button on the other side however.

"It's an emergency alert, in case anything like this happens again." Is quickly explained and Danny takes them, if not a bit tense.

He is unused to the trust the man shows him despite how short their time was spent together. Danny wonders if the bat already snooped around.

"Thanks—"

"Danny!"

His head snaps to the gate opening, brightening up as Jazz runs through and hugs him.

"Jazz!" He eagerly hugs back, thank looks up at her.

"You gotta meet Bat—" He trails off when they turn to the empty spot next to the pair, wind rustling leaves just as he finished. "man..."

Damn batman.

Danny huffs and tugs at Jazz's jacket. "Nevermind then, c'mon let's get a nice present before we visit harley."

Simply bringing her up seems to have Jazz excited. "I still can't believe we're having dinner with THE Dr. Harleen Quinzel!!!"

"And her wife."

"aND THE Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley!!!"

Her enthusiasm is rubbing off on him, he grins, hooking up his arm around hers, and they're skipping towards town, laughing like maniacs.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #look batman is paranoid #danny “i went from two mentally ill villains to crazy scientists” fenton: im fine #batman: are u sure #he was legot concerned when he got the notif that danny was at arkham #its alr now tho #just his sister #look he gave danny a emergency alarm button thing cuz he holds harley as a dear friend #even if he and her will never be mother and son #the least he can do is give him a hand if he ever needs it #jazz will and would've broke jokers neck if arkham crew wasnt aware shes the sister of jokers kid and shes hella protective #THIS IS ALL PRE-ACCIDENT #Danny is TODDLER shaped #10-13 years #he still got few months before hell #if harley was aware he was back in gotham she would have killed the joker before he knew of his son #bruce alr knows everything abt danny #the moment danny hits 15 hes sending the internship to wayne enterprises in the astronomy wing

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phantoms-world-and-more · 1 year

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I've seen many posts where Jason dates Jazz and realizes there's something wrong with Danny, but what if it's the other way around?

Danny has been ghosting for a while longer, so he knows better how to hide the effects, Jazz who only recently realized he's liminal doesn't do so well.

Then Jason arrives, he met this cute and nice guy who is totally sarcastic but also always willing to help him with a problem, then he meets his sister, who has something strange about her, sometimes her smiles are too big or her shadow moves unnaturally, makes bad love decisions and wants to be a psychologist, cue Jason thinking that Jazz is the second coming of Harley Quinn but more Eldritch

This is amazing!!!

This is kind of an old one because i was away for a while, but thanks for the ask

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Jason had made a new friend (boyfriend if he's lucky)

They met when red hood was on patrol and was going to stop a SA in progress when this lanky bruce adoptee to be stepped in and handed the scumbag his ass on a silver platter

After the kid took care of the girl, called the police and sent them on their way he stayed, turned to where he was perched, smiled and said

"What? Couldn't just do nothing."

Turned and left, leaving jason dumbfounded that this kid could see him, beating up an unexperienced scumbag was one thing finding a highly trained vigilante was something else, looks like this kid is interesting.

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Turns out the kids name is danny and he is awesome!

He's 19, just moved to gothem from some no where town and was studying aerospace engineering, linguistics and chemistry in gothem university.

His mother was a blackbelt and tought him how to put the fear of God in people 6 ways to sunday, he also has a sister whos an arkam asylum phyciatritrist intern

Danny is cool, knowes how to take a joke and can dish it right back out, was goofy and playful compared to the usual seriousness of of the bats, AND HE WAS SASSY

The colourful way he broke down the batfams characters had him cry laughing

When he met Danny in red hood persona he was mostly the same, though jason nearly had a heart attack when danny called him jason in red hood gear, but dannys cool and easy to talk to, they spent the rest of patrol together

Batman showed up wondering why red hood wasn't responding and red hood thought he had to defend danny from the interrogation that was to come...NOPE

The first words out of danny's mouth was

"I've never met a furrie in person, is it difficult to breath wearing the suit"

By the end of the 'conversation' Red hood couldn't move he was laughing so hard oh he couldn't wait to meet his fanily

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Nevermind somethings wrong with jazz

When he met her nothing was wrong per'se but...

she seems nice but her smiles are too wide, too pointy, she moves too stiff and theres something just...off

She made the pit squirm in...not fear or discomfort, more like, she made the pit more agitated, annoyed, angry...thats...never happened before

Then he found out she was having love problems...the last guy she dated ended up in a cutl and was trying to get her to join, and the way she talk about phycology was too...disconnected

Somethings wrong with her

About 2 hours later jason came speeding into the batcave screaming about the next generation of Harley Quin

#danny phantom #fic prompt #daily prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #funny #batman #dc #jazz fenton #jason todd #jasons going to loose his mind #danny and jason #liminal jazz #ghost danny is more skilled #jazz scares jason #harly quinn 2.0 in the making #batman WILL be paranoid #bruce it trying to thank danny for stopping the next

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weepingfishturtledragon · 9 months

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You know the phenomenon as "non-painful pain" Where you say "ow" from hitting something but aren't actually hurt. What if Captain Marvel did it all the time, because in his normal form it would actually hurt him!

Accidentally stubbed his toe "Ow… why did I say that?"

A robot uses a laser beam on him "Ow… that didn't hurt at all."

What if one day he does this in front of Batman without correcting himself. Like he hits his head on the door frame because he's too tall "Ow". Batman writes down in his notes "Possible weakness to door frames???"

#billy batson #shazam #dc comcis #captain marvel #batman #and don't say Batman wouldn't think that #because he's incredibly paranoid #non-painful pain

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starry-songs-canvas · 3 months

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Outsourcing the Solution

Enjoy another prompt y’all!

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Danny is so not getting paid enough for this.

(Not like he’s getting paid at all)

Anyway, the sitch’ was that Gotham was oozing with ghosts at the moment. (Why? Heck if Danny knows. He’d bet money on Vlad, though)

So Danny’s had to drop everything to get this little ghost crisis under control. He’s even had to recruit Dani and Valerie to play thermos ferries to and from Amity!

At this point, from about a week of 1. Non-stop ghost hunting, 2. Avoiding both the heroes AND GiW, Danny is ready to drop. Whatever happened to, “Rest in peace”?

…and there come his parents rolling in. Great. Fantastic. Why not.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc writing prompt #dp x dc au #Danny just wants to sleep #Let Danny sleep #Batman’s going nuts since he has LITERALLY NOTHING against these things #He’s going into paranoid mode after #I saw this once on a post #but it’d be hilarious if when Batman first meets Danny trying to be intimidating says #“Inviso-bill”

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plutoslvr · 5 months

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alfred: yeah bruce is doing something wildly wrong and unethical in order to "train" his robin even though what he's doing is really unnecessary and I've voiced that it's bad but also I will be helping because he asked

#that arc in robin where they had tim go paranoid over something they made up... nothing has made me more mad #tim drake #alfred pennyworth #batman

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undertheredhood · 6 months

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bruce after gotham war: why don't my children talk to me?

dick who is so done with him: it's the way you act! it's the way you act!

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lesbian-cowpoke · 2 months

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Colors I think make up most of each Bat's wardrobe because of secret identity reasons why would they wear the same color and even risk the thought weaseling into someone's head:

Dick: Black and Yellow! (Based off the the flying Grayson's outfits and he was batman.)

Babs: Browns, Blacks, Blues (very professional)

Jason: Black and Green (He's an edgy bitch and green is so Talia's color)

Tim: Blacks, Browns, Blues (but in the opposite way of Babs. Band shirts and shit like that. Very 90s grunge.)

Steph: Purple and Red (girl has her color. Red for the red in the robin colors <3)

Cass: Blacks and browns (she definitely got all her clothes from Babs. Some from Steph.)

Damian: Blues and Purples (Dick and Steph definitely influenced it.)

Duke: Creamy colors and Reds (ifk I think he'd look good on them. And I NEED his jacket from Robin war.)

#tell me the bats arent so paranoid they would literally refuse to buy clothes in the same colors as their costumes #they are that paranoid. they are.#batfamily #batman #dc #dick grayson #barbara gordon #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas

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ardustein · 1 year

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Alright ya'll, hear me out.

So the citizens of Fawcett city start to notice this homeless kid. Now, this wouldn't be too strange normally, but this kid is weird.

He will randomly walk out of alleyways that no one saw him entering. He has strange lightning scars up and down his face. Coincidentally, the sound of thunder seems so follow wherever he goes. If you try and talk to him he will answer vaguely before running off and disappearing without a trace. Some people say his eyes glow in the dark. Others mention him having conversations with a tiger. Criminals who attempt to rob from him get caught the day after.

After a little while, Batman catches wind of this, and of course, he needs to know everything, so he starts to investigate. After gathering intel about the kid, he finally goes to approach Captain Marvel about it. Marvel starts acting strangely, skittish, on guard, suspicious.

So Batman gets even more interested and starts diving deeper into this Billy Batson kid. It doesn't take long for him to discover C.C. Batson, the boys father, and sharer of Marvel's face. The whole family seemingly disappeared overnight, parents dead, both children missing.

Batman brings up some evidence of Billy to Zantana and after examining it she states that this kid is definitely not human. His aura is flickering, like his corporeal form is in flux.

So, Batman comes to the only logical conclusion. Billy is a ghost

and Captain Marvel murdered him.

#hijinks ensue #batman would for sure try and talk to billy but he would avoid him like the plague #batman does not mention this to anyone for fear that marvel will find out #so the league and billy become very confused about why batman has started acting so paranoid #well #more paranoid than usual #and in billys attemps to stop batman from finding out his identity #billy just convinces him of the theory more and more #and maybe the two accidentally bond for real during the misunderstanding #batman #billy batson #shazam #captain marvel #shazam!#dc #dc comics

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