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#my favorite quotes…
theaceofarrows · 5 months
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Damian: [walks into Bruce's office with his hands behind his back]
Damian: Father, I would like to congratulate you. You are now a grandfather
Bruce: [seconds away from a heart attack] W- what?
Damian: [reveals the hamster he was holding behind his back] Meet Ferdinand
Bruce: [slumps against desk] Next time... please- please lead with that... I'm begging you
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Jason: [hiding in the vents with a camera] He actually did it, the crazy little son of a bitch
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misterpseudonym · 7 months
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percabethownsmybutt · 3 months
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annabeth, screaming at percy mid battle: haec est culpa tua!
percy, sighing: yeah i know
grover: when did you learn latin?
percy: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language annabeth speaks
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1998trigun · 5 months
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sableeira · 4 months
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And Dazai is like: omg how did he figure it out?!?!?!?
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sweetlittlestarbursts · 4 months
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"Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway."
Edgar Allan Poe
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santacarlahorrorshow · 2 months
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Favorite Lines To Quote: Jurassic Park (1993)
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valenshawke · 7 months
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"'think of the children' always gets support unless what you're thinking about is leaving them with a better world. Somehow, we never need to think of the children when we're talking about climate change, or preventing pandemic diseases, or anything else that costs money. But here we are." - Unbreakable by Mira Grant.
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em-allay · 2 months
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Bdubs: Do you perhaps know how much leather a horse gives? Like if they die? Is it the same amount as a cow?
Joel, who loves the sound of horses dying: I wouldn’t know Bdubs, cause I’ve never killed a horse.
Bdubs: you wouldn’t know?
Joel: No, yeah see that’s the thing…. But if I were to guess I’d probably say it’s around 3 leather depending on if you have looting, but that is just completely a guess
Bdubs, disgusted: YOU SICK FREAK
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crowleyanthonys · 7 days
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"In the background Crowley and Aziraphale met on the tops of buses, and in art galleries, and at concerts, compared notes, and smiled."
Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, published May 10, 1990
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theaceofarrows · 7 months
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Family interview
Jason: [gesturing to Vickie Vale talking to "Brucie Wayne] Ugh, does she have an off switch?
Damian: [subtly holds up knife]
Jason: No. I'm in civies so I'll have to deal with GCPD charges for that shit
Damian: [puts down knife]
Jason and Damian: [Both sigh longingly]
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dumblr · 1 year
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When they grab your hand to lead you through crowded areas >>>
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ahfrickenfrick · 2 months
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dick: truth or dare
damian: i do not want to play your mindless games, richard.
dick: come on dami, you want tim to beat you?
damian: i was not aware that this game had a point system… get prepared to forfeit out of embarrassment, drake
tim: whatever baby bat, answer his question truth or dare?
damian: *tt* truth, as i have nothing to hide
dick: why do you call tim by his last name and the rest of us by our first? i thought you two have gotten better?
damian: dare
dick: i dare you to answer the question
tim: i also would like to know
damian: *mumbles something*
dick: what was that??
tim: speak up gremlin
damiam: *begrudgingly* drake means dragon, and that is really cool
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metamorphesque · 5 months
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Paruyr Sevak, "To Go Mad" (translated by metamorphesque)
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imgoingtorunyouover · 3 months
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i am so sorry for the 3 consecutive pings @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11
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wooshofficial · 4 months
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Iskall and Etho have such a funny dynamic because Iskall will say something completely out of pocket and Etho will pause, consider, and then say something even more out of pocket that just makes me wither
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