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Tony's Stark's snap did more than bring back the people who were Blipped, send π«°π»for my muse's reaction to yours returning from the dead.
Send π«°π» + reverse for my muse to be the one who came back.
If you can't see the emoji, just send 'snap'.
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β‘ Β Multiverse of Madness Sentence Starters β‘
Quotes from Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)! Feel free to adjust as needed.
I'm so sorry. This is the only way.
Did it have to happen that way? Was there any other path?
It was never gonna work out between us.
I always respected you for it, but I couldn't love you for it.
I'm just glad that you're happy.
You're gonna get a stomachache.
I left a very nice wedding to save a smartness kid from getting eaten by an octopus.
That thing was trying to kidnap me. It's like a henchman who works for a demon.
You can physically move from one universe to another?
I guess you're just gonna have to trust me.
It's witchcraft.
The hex was the easy part. The lying, not so much.
I know better than most what self-deception looks like.
You break the rules and become a hero. I do it and I become the enemy. That doesn't seem fair.
You have no idea just how reasonable I have been.
I'm not a monster. I'm a mother.
Find food. Preferably, pizza.
I didn't lose them. I killed them.
More complicated than being chased by a witch through the Multiverse?
I always suspected this day would come.
There is a spell contained within those pages. Corrosive to the soul. A desecration of reality itself.
We like ice cream like every child should... And if we get some ice cream, we promise to be good!
No one has survived the journey.
The Illuminati will see you now.
Didn't you guys chart in the sixties?
Does he have bad breath?
The building's been breached.
I have children of my own. I understand your pain.
I can do this all day.
Give me your hand. Do not make me regret this.
Where does that tunnel go?
We don't talk about that, do we?
I just want to get home.
I could use it. It could help me to communicate with my universe.
I don't mean to be callous, but, how much of a heavier toll is there left to exact?
I never meant for any of this to happen.
You ever had that dream where you're falling, as if you've been pushed off a tall building?Β
This time, it's gonna take more than killing me to kill me.
You are gonna kick that witch's ass.
I'm their mother! Get away from them.
I would never hurt anyone. I'm not a monster.
I love you. I love you in every universe.
It's not that I don't wanna care for someone, or have someone care for me. It's just... I get scared.
Your parents would be proud.Β
#rp meme#rp memes#meme; movie#movie rp meme#doctor strange meme#marvel meme#marvel rp meme#sentence meme#sentence starter#sentence starter meme#roleplay meme#roleplay resource#roleplay memes
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Me when Alpine leaves my lap to cuddle with Stevie. My princess is a traitor and so is my husband.
#bucky barnes#marvel#bucky barnes rp#meme#alpine#alpine the cat#mcu#winter soldier#captain america#steve rogers#stucky
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In New York, Spider-Man is seen as a hero, but if he was to ever move to Gotham, I know that a majority of the residents would mistake him for a new villain and start carrying extra bug repellent in their bagsβ¦
#he looks like part of the rouge gallery#only in gotham#onlyingotham#gotham city#gotham rp#gotham#gotham memes#gotham kid#gothamite#gotham roleplay#gotham vibes#gotham shitpost#spiderman#spider man#marvel
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RP masterlist
As a roleplayer myself, I realized is quite difficult to find blogs to follow once you enter a new fandom, so I decided to make this masterlist.
Reblog this post and add the tags following the example below, and I will feed the masterlist weekly.
Examples:
Muse - fandom - canon/oc
Dean Winchester - Supernatural - Canon
Crowley - Good Omens - Canon divergent
Kaira Alderoon - Star Trek - OC
The masterlist will start being fed on the next week and will be pinned to this blog.
If you're a multimuse blog, you can add each character per tag.
Example:
This post was made in 09/26/2023 and the master list will be posted and pinned to the blog in 10/02/2023 with weekly updates.
#rp masterlist#masterlist#fandom masterlist#rp meme#ofmd rp#supernatural rp#the boys rp#league of legends rp#hannibal rp#good omens rp#disney rp#doctor who rp#star wars rp#marvel rp#dc rp#the witcher rp#dragon age rp#dnd rp#fantasy roleplay#royal rp
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&. π°ππ«ππ°π¨π₯π ππ² π§π’π π‘π π¬ππ§πππ§ππ π¬πππ«πππ«π¬.
( Β dialogue Β prompts Β taken Β from Β marvelβsΒ werewolfΒ byΒ night,Β directedΒ byΒ michael giacchino. Β feel Β free Β to Β edit Β and Β change Β as Β you Β seem Β fit. Β )
β the known universe, with its heroes and marvels, but what of the darkness? β
β fifty seven confirmed kills myself. β
β i can almost smell the blood on your hands. β
β i like your whole look here with the makeup. it's a killer trademark.Β β
β i understand the importance of anonymity in our line of work, but it gets lonely.β
β so, any of these hacked beasties your handiwork? β
β give me what's mine, i'll leave now. β
β so many death dealers in one room.Β β
β a monster unlike anything you've faced will be released into these sacred grounds. β
β good luck. i'll be rotting for you. oh, forgive me. graveyard humor. β
β those who do not survive will be honored appropriately. β
β for tonight, it is every hunter for themselves. β
β we spill all blood for the hunt. β
β there is no peace without blood, and so it shall be. β
β i suggest we just pass each other by. β
β death is coming for you, lassie! β
β well, of course i was gonna come find you. β
β you keep saying that you're gonna be careful each time, and here we go again. β
β you can't keep counting on me to save you. this is the last time. β
β all you have to do is donβt die. β
β howβs your night going? β
β you didn't want to fight before either, did you, running into me? β
β i'm having a hard time believing you hunted and killed monsters. β
β well, i'm not that type of hunter. β
β you know, maybe we can help each other. β
β βcause you're, what, the monster's friend? β
β all families have something in common. they follow us. for good, for bad. β
β we could die here. it's an option. it's not my choice, but it's an option.β
β cross me, and iβll kill you. β
β you have a lovely name. and your friend is waiting for you. β
β a monster. masquerading as one of our own. β
β you freed a monster with a monster? β
β i can't wait to find out what breed of evil you are. β
β until you rip my throat out, i suppose iβm fine. β
β yeah, i know, i'm an idiot. i know. but i'm also a human.Β β
β i'm also a human. perhaps not in the category that you would call a human a human. β
β you see, i've got systems to manage the hurt i could cause... β
β just stay away from me until you can't. β
β i would never hurt you or hurt any one of them. β
β any hunting that i do is done by a part of me that is not me. and thatβs not the part youβre with right now. β
β the next full moon is in five days. we have plenty of time to figure something out. β
β i shouldn't have asked for your help.Β β
β iΒ need you to look at me. okay? do not break eye contact, no matter what.β
β i need to remember you. β
β just kill me as i am. otherwise there will be no mercy, i promise. β
β once this is over, you'll notice my hands are clean. his? not so much. β
β [name], you still in there?Β β
β man, i cannot think of food right now. β
β letβs do sushi. i owe you that. β
#werewolf by night#marvel#sentence starters#dark sentence starters#writing prompts#dialogue prompts#roleplay starters#rp starters#rp memes#roleplay memes#rp prompts#roleplay prompts#inbox memes#tv
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Sα΄Ιͺα΄
α΄Κ-Mα΄Ι΄ : Aα΄Κα΄ss α΄Κα΄ Sα΄Ιͺα΄
α΄Κ-Vα΄Κsα΄ (2023) - Pα΄Κα΄ 2
A collection of random lines compiled from the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) Feel free to change the pronouns in order to better suit the parts involved.
β Kid's an anarchist. β
β Oh, what the heck? β
β Wanna see pictures? β
β "Chai" means tea, bro! β
β You're saying "tea tea!" β
β Would I ask you for a "coffee coffee"? β
β Yeah, actually, stop talking. β
β I don't see anything, boss. β
β This guy/girl is killing me. β
β You're welcome. Shut up. β
β You never made a mistake? β
β Why don't you have 8 arms? β
β I don't believe in consistency. β
β Neither was I! I'm in the zone! β
β It's a metaphor for capitalism. β
β You disrupted a canon event. β
β Do you wanna hold my baby? β
β Oh, I thought you hated labels. β
β I told you he/she was a liability! β
β This is what I love about heists! β
β Can you not talk for a second? β
β Did you go see your little friend? β
β Wanna go easy on the penguin? β
β You're not supposed to be here! β
β Baby... you're really not helping. β
β I was gonna try and ignore you. β
β Yeah, and how did that work out? β
β Look, I know I messed up, okay?! β
β How many sweaters do you have? β
β Why does the horse need a mask? β
β I don't always like what I have to do. β
β Of course I'm right. I'm always right. β
β I've given up too much to stop now. β
β No, no, no! I did not mean it like that! β
β Oh, I'm very good at reading people. β
β That's a sports metaphor, by the way. β
β This romantic tension is so palpable! β
β You can't ask me not to save my ___. β
β Could this day get any damn weirder?! β
β How can you guys even concentrate? β
β Do you know how bad this is for you? β
β I'm coming up to get you! Here I come! β
β You weren't expecting that, were you? β
β I promise I will not let you down again. β
β I always taught you to do it by the book. β
β I'll do it, but not because you told me to. β
β I didn't know they made those for adults. β
β We are supposed to be the good guys. β
β Cuz I think it's gonna change our vibe. β
β Running is the least crazy thing going on! β
β What are you talking about? I'm helping- β
β He/She just wants to be taken seriously. β
β I have never seen him/her so emotional! β
β You blew another hole in the multiverse! β
β I know you know I've been lying to you. Β β
β I had a nightmare about that once. But no! β
β Why do you wanna be a part of this stuff? β
β I don't follow orders. Neither does he/she. β
β I think maybe we got off on the wrong foot. β
β We all want to live the life we wish we had. β
β You gotta promise nothing's gonna change. β
β Look, he/she's just some villain of the week! β
β I'm not following what's happening right now. β
β Man, what does it look like I'm trying to do?! β
β You got an hour to fix this, or I can't help you. β
β Wait! You don't know what you're doing, man! β
β Actually, we need you here, for some reason. β
β Stop pretending you know what you're doing! β
β How much trouble could he/she get in tonight? β
β You realize how messed up that sounds, right? β
β And this is where the British stole all of our stuff! β
β Are you talking to him/her, or me? Or... him/her? β
β Bit of advice: use the palm, not just your fingers. β
β How many missions have you been on together? β
β What am I supposed to do? Just let him/her die?! β
β Taking a crap on the establishment. I salute you. β
β You're both equally terrible. Does that settle it? β
β I don't even know what the right thing is, anymore. β
β I'm not a role model. I was briefly a runway model. β
β Oooh, you weren't invited, and you came anyway? β
β I'm trying to hold a serious adult conversation, here. β
β Do I, uhh... have web on my face? What's the deal? β
β You and me are finally gonna live up to our potential. β
β You let him/her leave, he/she'll only do more damage. β
β I'm about to be so much more than a villain of the week. β
β You made me feel empty, like I had a hole inside of me! β
β I'll make you pay for everything you took away from me. β
β I wouldn't call it a mess. More like a... success in progress. β
β Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go. β
β If I hadn't said it before, by the way, you're a terrible mentor. β
β Come on, go easy on the kid. He/She had a terrible teacher! β
β Please, hold your questions until I'm done breaking this thing! β
β Is this where... like, you dress up like your favorite character? β
β Where's the... the bad/girl guy you were supposed to monitor? β
β I just saw where you went, and went there without you knowing. β
β Ha! I knew I was gonna regret making him/her that web shooter. β
β It's because I thought if you knew you wouldn't love me the same. β
β This should work! Or vaporize me and everything in this building. β
β Do... do you want us to do something, or do we just stand here? β
β You don't get to have a heartfelt conversation with me right now! β
β I just need enough to get me somewhere with a full-sized collider. β
β Since I leveled up my game, I'm on a journey of self-improvement! β
β I can do all these things, but I can't help the people I love the most. β
β The hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody. β
β Hey, you! Could you please deactivate this wonderfully strong barrier? β
β You have a choice between saving one person and saving an entire world. β
β Don't be afraid of my friend ___,he/she just looks scary. He/She's got no bite. β
β Look bad things are gonna happen. It makes us who we are.But good things happen too, you know? β
β I hate labels, I'm not a hero, 'cuz calling yourself a "hero" makes you a self-mythologizing, narcissistic autocrat. β
#rp meme#roleplay meme#roleplay ask meme#rp ask#ask meme#sentence starters#writing prompts#dialogue prompt#original#marvel rp#spider man#spider-man#into the spiderverse
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Why do you have so many?
#bucky barnes rp#bucky barnes#mcu rp#james buchanan barnes#white wolf#marvel#white wolf answers#parenting#steve rogers#stucky#memes
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RP SENTENCE STARTERS INSPIRED BY "THE TICK" MULTIMEDIA
Edit pronouns/names/locations/etc. and combine or separate as needed when sending.
COMICS
"The local ninja union has demanded shorter working hours and free dry cleaning."
"Ninjas aren't dangerous. They're more afraid of you than you are of themβ¦"
"Well, keep driving, we're late as it is! I mean it's not like we hit a collie or anything."
"The alligator is the cow's natural-born enemy."
"Hey, don't knock crazy. The Romans were crazy, and they got all the girls."
"I refuse to accept criticism from someone who's hiding under a table."
"You're pretty uppity for a sidekick, pal."
"A freak with money ain't hardly a freak at all."
"I may be an evil genius, but I can't predict every giant lizard that might wander by."
"Mindless street violence has a place in this country, but this isn't it."
"I have cosmic powers beyond human comprehension, much less yours!"
"You guys aren't going to perform bizarre medical experiments on me, are you? I've already been through that whole rigamaroo and it's a bad scene."
"β¦they're the most vile, deadly creatures in the known galaxyβ¦ they bleed acid, they exhale sulfur, they're covered with poisonous spiny needlesβ¦ if you even pronounce the name of their species you get a rashβ¦"
"Sorry about dinner guys, I'm not used to alien food either. I'll see if I can't get you a pepto or somethingβ¦"
"No one sends [NAME] anywhere. Fate is my only master. Destiny signs my checks!"
"Oh, if there were gravity I would hang my big head in shame."
"[NAME], do this! [NAME], do that! Clean my superconductors, read me a story, scrape the carnivorous barnacles off my back."
"We'll (hack!) let 'em know (koff!) who they're (koff!) dealing withβ¦(hack!) oh, man! [NAME], [OPTIONAL TITLE] (koff-koff!), that's who! (koff! hack!)."
"You're just like a gang of salesmen going crazy at some cheap convention in Reno. You guys make me sick!"
"That's the most disgusting super power since that guy who had to eat three cans of vanilla frosting to burrow through the earth like a prairie dog."
"National Public Radio called us 'Heroes for the '90's' and they used lots of irony."
"I am here to fight evil and exchange good-natured barbs!"
"Men and women in skin-tight costumes⦠cavorting without shame! That is not what the founding fathers had in mind."
"Your opponent killed a nun in a brawl! And you still only won by 300 votes."
"Hmm. Single syllables! A formidable opponent..."
"Thank goodness. This reinforces my simplistic world view."
"Those aren't squeak toys --- they're giant mutant hell rats!!"
"No need to be mean just because he's deranged."
"Can I help being puncture-resistant?"
"Now I'll have my revenge on the man who killed my drug lord husband and put our children in loving foster homes."
"This is the quietest mess I've ever made."
CARTOON
"Yeah, well, don't count your weasels before they pop, dink!"
"I hate broccoli, and yet, in a certain sense, I am broccoli."
"He weeps for he has but one small tongue with which to taste an entire world."
"You know why super villains are so unhappy? They don't treasure the little things."
"I am through being your sidekick. I'm through being your pudgy comic relief."
"And that's just it, Doc - my mind has always been my Achilles' heel!"
"I am mighty. I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon. As warm as bathwater."
"We are a public service, not glamour boys. Not captains of industry. Keep your vulgar moneys."
"You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!"
"Honk if you love justice!"
"And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception."
"Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile."
"I'm not panicking, I'm exhibiting my new invention, Room-Temperature Fire!"
"Look! The marshmallows aren't even toasting! They remain a comfortable sixty-eight degrees!"
"Are you aware your roommate is a hideous monster from another dimension with evil plans for world domination?"
"Listen, a good roommate relationship is based on a respect for privacy."
"A day job? In an office? My worst nightmare come true."
"We'll grow old and die before we're even born."
"The eyes play tricks like tiny round devils."
"Well, can you... blow up the world?"
"Egad. I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.
"The night is young and we have umbrellas in our drinks."
"Supermodels usually don't date guys who live in the dirt."
"Let us not forget the lesson that we can learn from this, that man was not meant to tamper with the four basic food groups."
"It's starting to smell a little like danger in here, or heavily-fried food."
"Special delivery! Oh, [NAME]! The thrill of modern postism!"
"Not baked goods, Professor; baked bads."
"Crime has a Bossa Nova beat."
"Can't lose my name, it's on all my stationery!"
"Their Achilles' heel is the noogie!"
"We're sworn to protect The City. And we're just going to have to face it: that includes the sewers."
"What was with the lobsters? I thought there were alligators in the sewers. I was ready for alligators."
"Don't make us bite you in hard-to-reach places!"
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy⦠Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"
"Ah, savory cheese puffs, made inedible by time and fate."
"And my middle name used to be Helping People [FIRSTNAME] Helping People [LASTNAME]."
"I don't know the meaning of the word "surrender". I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb⦠just not in this context."
"I'm about to write you a reality check. Or would you prefer the cold, hard cash of truth?"
"Wait a minute, you. I heard about people like you. Are you saying you don't believe in Santa Claus? And you call yourselves superheroes?"
"Cloning is a precise science. That's why I use the Clonerizer. It costs more, but you get what you pay for. My own recipe calls for a generous portion of Dr. Thrakk's Secret Cloning Sauce, a pinch of oregano, 'cause you know a little goes a long way, and last, but not least, your toenail. Mix well aaaaand voila."
"Science in those days worked in broad strokes. They got right to the point. Nowadays, it's all just molecule, molecule, molecule. Nothing ever happens big."
"Well, once again, my friend, we find that science is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences⦠But the other head of science is bad. Oh, beware the other head of science, it bites."
"And so, we learned that gambling is bad and yet in a certain sense, isn't life itself a gamble? You can never be sure of anything. Like who would have thought that dolphins could go bad and that fish were magnetic? Not me, no sir, not me."
"When evil is afoot, and you don't have any arms, you've gotta use your head. And when evil is ahead and you're behind, you've gotta do the legwork. But when you can't get a leg up, you gotta be hip. You gotta keep your chin up, and kick some--"
"Destiny, that finely-shaped engine of the universe with the warm hands and the tasteful footwear, pushed you, wings and all, into my path. We were meant to be together, friends to the end. He has a three-pound brain, and it's all smarts."
"I'm sure millions of viewers out there are just wondering what it's like to wear the tights of justice. Well, it's tingly and it's uncomfortable, but it gets the job done and, oh, the job of it."
"So once again, we find that evil of the past seeps into the present like salad dressing through cheap wax paper, mixing memory and desire."
"Thank you for teaching us all that love is thicker than most bodily membranes. But not quite as sticky. And that a heart full of love is better than a body full of people. Merrilly, the feet that carried us on the heart's path today will be the feet that soak in the steaming brew of happiness tomorrow."
#RP MEMES#Sentence Starters#Superhero RP#Supervillain RP#Sci-Fi RP#Comedy RP#Cartoon RP#Comics RP#DC Comics RP#Marvel Comics 616 RP#The Tick RP#long post
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Vigilante prompts
An assortment of superhero, villain, and vigilante role play asks and starters for DC, Marvel, AU, or otherwise masked muses π¦Έ
Send π or [reverse] to switch roles.
(If you canβt see the emoji just send the number)
1. π₯· RECON - Our muses go on a recon mission together
2. π° BASE - My muse sneaks into your museβs base
3. πΈ STAKE OUT - Our muses set up a stake out
4. π₯ GOONS - Our muses are surrounded by henchmen and have to fight their way out.
5. π¦Ή BOSS FIGHT - Our muses must work together to defeat the big bad
6. βοΈ CAUGHT - Your muse captures my muse
7. π°RANSOM - Your muse is being held for ransom
8. π RESCUE - My muse saves your muse
9. π« SACRIFICE - My muse takes a literal or figurative bullet for your muse
10. π BACKUP - Your muse calls my muse for backup
11. π REST - Your muse crashes my museβs place after a rough patrol
12. β€οΈβπ©Ή PATCH UP - My muses patches your muse up after they are injured
13. ποΈ CHILL - Our muses chill together after patrol
Send an emoji (or number) for a starter! Please specify which muses!
(Or comment other ideas and Iβll add them to this list!)
#feel free to use#feel free to reblog#rp meme#rp starter#rp ask meme#symbol meme#emoji meme#dc rp#marvel rp#superhero rp#vigilante rp#memes
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πππ πππ πππππππ (πππππππ πππππππ πππππ ππππππππ ππππππππ
Change pronouns/titles/names as needed
"Hey."
"Hi, uh... do I know you?"
"We're pretty close, actually."
"Because you're... Because you're ____________."
"I guess it worked?"
"Yeah."
"I'm sorry, it's uh... I think I might have made a bad decision."
"I'm scared I made a mistake."
"I know."
"I'm happy we had the time that we did."
"And that you were there for me until you couldn't be."
"I'm proud of you... and sad."
"If you're happy, I'm happy."
"I love you."
"I love you three thousand."
#rp meme#film meme#marvel rp meme#marvel meme#mcu rp meme#sentence starter meme#sentence meme#sentence rp meme#marvel rp#mcu rp#Endgame rp meme
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Muses | Rules | About
"This town is empty now, and your crown has lost its power."
Run by Lapis
Follows from @lapisdragon01
#Another Meme?#transformers rp#beast wars rp#star wars rp#hellboy rp#into the spiderverse rp#marvel rp#tmnt rp#rottmnt rp#earthspark rp#spindlehorse rp#helluva boss rp#fnaf rp#fnafsb rp#security breach rp#fnaf security breach rp#sgt frog rp#batim rp#batdr rp#murder drones rp
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Me when my husband
#bucky barnes#bucky barnes rp#marvel#mcu#winter soldier#captain america#steve rogers#stucky#meme#cat#drawing
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βAnthony Edward Stark!β
(from Nat)
Tony stopped dead in his tracks and slowly, as if she might not be able to see him if he went slow enough, he turned to face her. "I'm not going to check on her sleeping if that's what you're thinking," he said.
[Call my muse by their full name! See how they react!]
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πππ£π§ππ'π€ π₯ππ π π£πππ£ (ππππ) π€π₯ππ£π₯ππ£π€
quote sentence starters taken from Marvel Comics' The Order (2007) issues #1. change the pronouns/adjust lines as needed.
Hi, I'm TV's Tony Stark -- The billionaire industrialist with a heart of iron!
I got it. Kids, super heroes, the whole thing. There's something profound there I respect.
C'mon -- A billionaire and an actor? With those mustaches? Forget it.
Hell, after we'd slept with everyone in town, the papers tried to pair the two of us up.
Did you quit or were you fired?
So the party days were over.
Exactly. The party days were over.
I was blessed with my health, comfort money, and a shadow made up of fifty cameras.
Are you sure you want me to lead your little super hero team?
This guy's heat signature is off the charts.
Can't hit it if we can't get near it!
I have an idea, but I need a second to recalibrate my equipment!
Really, [ bad name ]? That's a terrible name for a billion-dollar piece of Stark hardware.
I'm gonna kill it! I'm gonna cut off its damn head!
This thing completely shut us down and we could barely lay a finger on him.
Want to see the fastest thing you've ever seen?
I hope for the best and prepare for the worst... That's my silly little mantra... but I'm always surprised at how bad it can get.
The hell is all this noise?
You want me to hit them?
No. I mean, yes, but no.
I need you and your people to stand down or I'll have you shot as, I don't know, enemy combatants or some such.
Excuse me? Who the HELL are you?
Damn, our boy sure did make a mess, didn't he?
Three thousand acres, wouldn't you say? Eh, rhetorical question.
"Jurisdiction." Yeah, that's where I stop listening. And caring.
Get him wrapped up. I want to be tail-lights by the time the media shows.
Go ahead and call daddy. The company I keep isn't very impressed with Stark or SHIELD these days.
I have a long history of cleaning up my messes on my terms.
Now: I'm not really here, this isn't really happening.
And don't forget to smile for the cameras.
I have a long history of cleaning up my messes on my terms. Now: I'm not really here, this isn't really happening. And don't forget to smile for the cameras.
And he knows the royalties are awesome!
Ah. Right. Okay. My name is [ name ] and I'm an alcoholic.
It might be my birthday, but you're the most important person in the room tonight.
Did you hear my boy in that press conference?! He don't take crap from nobody.
Pretty great?! Come on -- We're officially superheroes now, yo! Shake your ass a little!
Look at you! You just saved Los Angeles! Hey, didn't you just save Los Angeles?
Tonight, you wanna roll with the rest of us, and get tore up?
From the floor up!
We're superheroes, and we're gonna go party like super heroes!
Come on -- don't hold out. You gotta come.
Baby, we just saved Los Angeles from [ super villain ]! You heard the news -- We're [ superhero team ]! Baby, we're superstars!
Was it your tax dollars? They didn't have credit cards or -- ?
I'm one trying to figure if we don't have to fire half your team.
A third. We'd only have to fire a third.
We can't dump these kids, they --
It'll look like we fired them for not being teetotalers like me.
It's why the war was fought -- accountability for the super-powered, and responsibility to the people those super-powers are sword to protect.
I will not create walking a-bombs that can't hold their liquor.
Good -- because I kind of have 10,000 things to do --
You blew it. And you knew you were blowing it as you blew it.
This wasn't a secret. This wasn't an unwritten rule. It was explicitly agreed to --
We've all been made into something more than just human. So we have to learn how to be more than just human.
Be at the training site at eleven or you're all fired, too.
Kidding. But don't be late.
Y'know, I'm supposed to be running this team, and I haven't slept three consecutive hours in the last three weeks.
How the hell do you stay so calm?
I'm just trying to do the next right thing. One right thing at a time, lined up in a row. That's it.
Right now, boss, the next right thing is taking off these ridiculous clothes and taking a very long, very hot shower.
That doesn't sound like a bad idea at all. I think I'll join you.
I said I -- Oh god -- I can't believe -- I can't believe I said that.
I mean -- My lord, I'm still a widow for god's sake.
Well, you'll always be a -- look it's okay. I know --
I'm -- you know what? I'm just gonna go.
What on earth do ya'll think they're talking about?
I kind of liked 'em. I liked not having to be them just yet.
Hey -- toughen up, buttercup.
They're wondering how they screwed it all up so bad so fast.
That's not gonna be us, yo. No @#%@#$@ way.
What are y'all looking forward to? Helping people? Or, like, stopping accidents, or --?
Heads up, heroes. Time to get heroic.
Am I afraid to die? I suppose? I don't know -- I mean, no more than anyone else is afraid of dying, I guess. Should I be?
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Ant-Munβs sorta MCU specific asks
1. What was your first thought when you learned about/first realized that the Battle of New York was happening?
2. Do you have merch? Whatβs your favorite merch youβve seen related to you so far?
3. Would you/did you sign the Accords? No further detail needed.
4. Favorite piece of tech you own for superhero-ing?
5. Have you ever had shawarma?
6. Did you understand what was at stake in the Battle for Earth? Or were you just thrown into the mix?
7. Whatβs a superpower youβve heard about that exists in your world youβd love to see in action?
8. Whatβs a superpower you canβt believe actually exists in your universe? Silly or serious.
9. Whatβs the weirdest thing youβve seen in your experience?
10. Whatβs the hardest thing about living in a universe with enhanced individuals?
11. Was the airport fight necessary? Assuming you know what that means.
12. Do you trust SHIELD?
13. Who is considered a good superhero you donβt/canβt trust?
14. Who is someone you were surprised to find you could trust?
15. Who would you call as backup on a mission?
16. Whatβs your favorite kind of mission to go on?
17. Youβve got to assemble a team of 6 heroes. Youβre one of them, who are the other 5? Past, present, whoever.
18. You just came back from a mission, how are you relaxing?
19. Are you aware of the multiverse?
20. Describe your HQ (or if you donβt have one, describe what you want your HQ to look like)
21. Bonus! For the mun - favorite MCU moment, whether itβs your muse or not.
22. Bonus! For the mun - favorite MCU quote, whether youβre muse or not.
23. Bonus! For the mun - MCU moment that makes you cringe the most?
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