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ritz-writes · 4 months
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i was telling @novelcain the hc ive seen a few ppl adopt of Aziraphale being Santa and Crowley being Krampus. You wanna know what it said?
It's the opposite.
Crowley is Santa cuz he thought it'd be funny to break into people's houses and leave shit instead of taking it. But it backfired and he ended up becoming legend.
And Aziraphale is Krampus cuz, while trying to "fix" Crowely's "misdeeds" he accidentally, somehow, took a kid as well. He returned the kid of course, but it spiraled into it's own legend regardless.
I am in love with my partner so much rn. They are very big brain.
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SWK: *Starts beatboxing*
Sha Wujing: *Starts strumming on a makeshift string instrument*
SWK: *Makes a clone to keep beatboxing and starts rapping*
Zhu Bajie: *Drops a sick lyrical chorus*
Tripitaka: CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE BE NORMAL MONKS FOR ONCE????
Tripitaka: AND YOU. *points to Ao Lie who’s about to start stomping to the beat* DONT.
(So I still have ideas as to Wukong rapping on the Journey West)
OMGs yes! (I do too. I have a lot of thoughts)
But like Wukong not liking the other pilgrims much at first so he doesn't rap around them because he's like this is my thing but then during one particularly tough battle Wukong starts rapping to give himself motivation and everyone is like "WTF is happening" but Tripitaka knows and he's like "don't worry it's just brother Sun" but the other pilgrims are still like "huh?"
Then one night around the campfire Tripitaka asks the others if they have any songs they'd like to share and so the others share what they have. It eventually circles around to Wukong who's still a little "eh" with them (still) but with some goading (plus Wukong wanting to one up Zhu Bajie) Wukong is convinced to show them this "rapping" he's come up with. Wukong relaxes and starts by listening to the nature around them and his own heartbeat whispering the made up lyrics to himself. Ao Lie, who sitting closest to him starts tapping his feet adding more of a beat, and then Wukong slowly gets louder and faster and Sha Wujing, Ao Lie, and Zhu Bajie absolutely LOVE it. Like they're cheering on Wukong and trying their best to spit verses of their own and over all just having a fucking ball while Tripitaka is over in the corner like "what did I start".
Rapping later becomes the pilgrims go to while they're traveling, like instead of singing "99 bottles of beer on the wall" their rapping to the sound of Ao Lie's hooves on the ground. It's how nearby villages knew they were coming, all they had to do is stick an ear to the wind and listen for the sounds.
It later becomes their battle cry. Scaring off half the demons that try to fight them.
And eventually they wear down Tripitaka into spitting some verses of his own. They all cheer so loudly when this happens they scare a group of mountain spirits.
(angst city) And then the other pilgrims die (however that happened) and Wukong just stops. Rapping started out as a 'him' thing but it slowly became a "them" thing. it was one of the pillars of their friendship and losing the pilgrims meant he lost the motivation to rap. It died along with them.
And then one day Wukong turns on the radio and what does he hear? A rap song. And the voice of the guy rapping sounds like one of the pilgrims and Wukong just loses it. He curls up in a ball and doesn't talk to any of the other monkeys for at least a day.
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marcelsdavina · 2 years
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if liam dunbar was in 3b
Liam to the Oni: Hey there, demons. It’s me, ya’ boy.
Isaac: NO!
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addsalwayssick · 5 months
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Based on @xxcelestialxoxo headcannon
@themanfromeire @yourmom-isgay (thank you for holding me accountable)
also i’m sorry for any mistakes this wasn’t proofread at all in fear i would get writing dysmorphia and delete it all so bare with me
“Harry, let’s go!” James said, kissing his husband on the cheek and grabbing Harry’s breakfast, which he’ll eat in the car.
Harry, who was incredibly small for his age, and just silly, had a piece of toast stuffed in his big cheeks.
Regulus kissed him back, and gave a small hug to Harry.
James picked Harry up, and put him in his car seat. “You going to have a good day?” James asked Harry as they were driving there.
“Yep!” Harry said, clapping his hand. James couldn’t tell if he was excited or if he was signing. They were trying to teach Harry sign because Remus was deaf, and they wanted them to be able to communicate.
Harry smiled, so James assumed it meant excited. They drove, with James looking back at Harry to make sure he was ok every few minutes.
“What’re you going to do today, Bud?” James asked, smiling at Harry in the mirror.
“Draw. Today we’re learning how to use watercolors!” Harry said.
“That’s good. Maybe now you won’t always be making a mess when you use Papas’.” James teased.
Harry, at the bright age of 6, let out a distinctly teenager sound. James smiled at him and continued to drive.
Eventually, they got to the school, in which James got Harry out of the car and put his school bag on his back.
James held Harry’s hand all the way to the door, where there was a plethora of parents waiting for their kids to be let in.
James was no stranger to being flirted with, nor did he engage with it, so today was no different. A mom left her son with another mom and sauntered over to James. “I can’t get over how cute Harry is! He matches his father!” She said, winking.
James smiled politely. “He’s just like his mum. Of course, he spends every other week at her house. She’s influenced him quite a bit. I’d rather him be like her than me I suppose.”
“I bet you were a little troublemaker growing up.”
James nodded and started to say that he was, in fact a troublemaker, when they all got let in.
And that was the routine.
Every morning, he got up, drove Harry, had a;
“Look how darling you two are together. It’d be nice to get a little dinner together to talk about them, right?” Another mom had asked James.
James really needed to start appreciating Bells more often. They saved him too much.
He smiled apologetically and waved Harry inside.
Every morning.
Wake up
Get Harry
Drive him
Get flirted with
Smile politely
Leave.
Every morning.
Until, he got sick at some point. It wasn’t anything too dreadful, just the flu. His nose was red and he was pretty congested.
Regulus kissed his forehead, which was burning up. “I’ll take Harry today, love. Then i’ll be back to take care of you.”
“Ok, love you.” James said, rather sleepily.
“I love you too.”
So Regulus got Harry in the car, drove there, and waited to be let in.
A mom came up to him with a confused, and almost hateful look in her eyes. “Where James.” She asked, though it sounded more like a cold statement.
“Ah, he’s sick.”
“With what.”
“The flu.” Regulus said simply.
“And who are you?” The mom asked harshly.
“Sorry?” Regulus asked, confused.
“Who are you?” The mom repeated, her voice more aggressive.
“Regulus?” He said, though it came out as more of a question.
“Are you his brother?” The mom asked Regulus, her arms crossed on her chest.
“Who’s?” Regulus was terribly confused.
“James’s.”
Regulus thought before letting out a started laugh. “Me? No. I’m his husband.”
The mom looked positively offended, scoffing away from both Harry and Regulus.
Harry looked up at Regulus with big confused eyes, to which Regulus shrugged.
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cowandcalf · 1 year
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A huge thanks to @lukeclvez for initiating the great post and for writing an awesome comment about Steve’s Bone Frog tattoo. And a huge thanks also to @sloanza for another fabulous comment about this headcanon. Read the post here:
And now, because of you guys there’s a new, fantastic headcanon in my mind driving my muse into a mad inspiration state. I never thought about it until now and that important detail would have fitted perfectly into the show. On the search to get pics for said Bone Frog tattoo I stumbled over the Bone Frog Open and I’m hooked with this trope!!!
And in my mind Steve participates every year since the Bone Frog Open got founded. And it makes sense now why he started with golf lessons in the first place. I’m all in now, guys. GAH!!!
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yuikomorihotline · 2 years
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{ Yui Komori knows sign language you cannot say otherwise }
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I wanted to ask because a friend and I love this particular headcannon. That Wukong is sort of nature spirit of FFM. He was born from the mountain and it does respond to his emotions.
If you don't mind i will be taking this headcanon with me, it is now our headcanon.
But! I have to say i do remember me thinking of a similar headcanon of this. Technically speaking it's canon, it just has my own little take.
It's basically the whole story of sun wukong being the son of the earth, heaven, sun and moon. but these four are sentient and their son is sun wukong.
now i wanna suggest him being a nature spirit because he is the son of earth, and it makes sense for him to be connected to nature.
But the emotion thing? That's really cool!
I always imagined him having this special connection to nature and animals (him being a very good gardener, animals loving him ect.)
But about his emotions i never thought of it, and i like it! Now i don't know if you mean that whenever he is sad, the plants around start decaying slightly because he is upset, or whenever he's happy he makes flower grow ect. or something else but i do like the concept!
If we mix all of the things above, we get:
• sun wukong being the son of a poly relationship.
• sun wukong depending on his emotions can make naturally grow or kill plants. (Make flower grown when happy, make plants decay when he's sad/mad ect.)
• the monkey king is a nature spirit! (Mhm cool nature spirit design...)
• all animals love him, one of the many reasons why the monkeys love their king! And also because he's a great king in my opinion.
And honestly it can also be used as a reason of why wukong, despite being known as this violent and careless being, is so good at treating people! He got a medical degree too!
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The cold only reminds me of how cold sarfaraz runs so he's always tryna cuddle with someone, tucking his giant frame into the nook of people's neck or under their arms. Wrapping them around him even through their frames can barely encase his wife shoulders.
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downtofragglerock · 2 years
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Happy pride month to best trans girl Tamaru
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ahfrickenfrick · 1 month
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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”
and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.
no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim
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batfamilycannons · 2 months
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Bruce *storming in, burnt and covered in ash*: Where is your brother?
Damian and Tim: tf??
Tim: uh I think Jason’s in the library?
Bruce: no not him the other one
Dick, *scurries past the door*
Bruce: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON why did you set my bed on fire
Dick: You deserve it!!
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mountainshroom · 1 month
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can you guess who’s in my top 3 best female characters of all time
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erigold13261 · 4 months
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Huh. Approx 12 hours later from sending that last ask, I realize that NSR!Shoko may have chronic fatigue. It needs to operate its healing power 24/7 due to their body, which makes them tired all the time. (Adult!Shoko in canon is overworked, and has bags under their eyes)
Whoops, meant to answer this earlier.
I think the ask I answered about the 24/7 healing powers should be out by the time this one comes out, but I'll repeat, I think Shoko's healing powers are more subconscious but still always happening like Steven Universe's natural healing powers for his own body.
However, I have been talking about Shoko having a thinner glass body than other glass elementals, so perhaps Shoko's body is so thin that even this subconscious healing is not enough so it always have to be in overdrive because any small nick in the glass could lead to a shattered appendage or something.
This is kinda making me think of Hemophilia, where the body can't clot the blood properly so one cut can be very dangerous for someone with that disease. It's obviously not the same thing, but Shoko has to be just as careful as someone with Hemophilia to make sure it doesn't get cut, cracked, or hit too hard in case it ends up shattering (which will then need explicit use of its powers to actually try and reconnect and heal the shattered remains together before the pieces all lose their connection to the main body and can no longer be rehealed into a functioning body part).
So yea! Shoko is probably chronically fatigued from its body constantly working in overdrive because of its thin glass condition (which is probably classified as a disease and isn't common in most glass elementals). Shoko is lucky it has healing powers at all that can help offset the thin glass problem, but it comes at a cost.
The watches don't help in this regard as now Shoko's powers are lowered so their body is working even HARDER to keep Shoko alive and well. So their time in Nueva York is just more miserable than it would have been if they had thicker glass skin.
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ellilyre · 1 month
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In the same vibe as Percy choking Akhlys, may I suggest :
Nico causing wounds to necrotize. Even from a small scratch on your finger, it spreads so fast your only hope is an amputation asap.
Jason holding the air still in your lungs. You're not dying because you don't have air, but because you can't get it out and are literally choking.
Hazel controlling stones in jewelries. Imagine getting chocked by your necklace, your finger being sectioned by your ring, being handcuffed by your bracelets, your head being crushed between your earrings...
Thalia manipulating the electricity in your body. Causing your nervous system to move in certain ways, or just shutting down your brain activity.
The big 3 are terrifying, and I wish we would've seen them (others than Percy) being more op. Cmon Rick, show us reasons the gods are afraid of them !
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anotherpjofan · 4 months
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My fav parts about the pjo show so far
- sally mf jackson (no explanation needed)
- grover casually spilling i’m 24 as they race to go to camp (like grover give him a min he still thinks his dad is jesus)
- dionysus telling percy he’s his dad?? and the way percy just resigned himself to it like yup okay that adds up what else is new
- “when the time comes he’ll be ready” cut to percy doing the floss LMAO
- “are you stalking me annabeth? yes” (girl has zero chill and i’m living for it)
- “I am sally Jackson’s son” (hell yeah percy go be the momma’s boy you are)
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zivazivc · 4 months
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I feel like I have some of the most random headcanons. but I am lowkey obsessed with the fact that John Dory is so much older than Branch that he potentially could have dated their friends'/peers' parents, and/or anything else funny and possibly entertaining that the large age difference entails lmaokskssbcdsbcjdh
edit: part two
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