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br4inr0tx · 1 year

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Hi! I wanted to ask you for a matchup for both Stranger Things and PurpleVerse (sorry for my bad english, feel free to ignore my request if you don't feel like doing it!)

So, my names are Sebastian and Selene, I'm a bisexual genderqueer (he/she/they/it pronouns). I'm a Scorpio (but I don't see myself in it 🧍‍♂️), and I'm an INFJ 1w9 (I think I should recheck my anneagram, but I'm 100% on the mbti)

Physically: I'm 5'6 feet (I'm now sure in feet how tall I am because in where I live we calculate with meters- so just in case, I'm 1.68 meters), I have medium-lenght, curly, fluffy brown hair (but dyed blonde on the half/down way of my hair, I don't know how to describe it sorry), I have thicc thighs and a little chubby-soft tummy.

Personality: I'm someone who's not too insecure but I'm not even confident, I usually bottle up anything I have in mind, I listen to what other people/my friends say and only after that I'll say some of my honest opinions (but ofcourse only if they would agree, example: if while knowing them I understand that maybe they aren't interested in something I do am, I'll likely not bring it, but I sure am honest in what I say, I just avoid saying somethings if they not agree or just dont like the topic), I hate overly jealous people like it's ok, sometimes, someone does feel jealous but to the point that you don't want me to go out at all and talk to my friends? I can't stand it. I'm the mom/therapist friend, always worring if someone needs something, brings always with me pads and generally other things for "emergencies", always watching the street left to right to make sure it's safe for my friends. I'm a people pleaser (slowly removing this trait of mine that I had for years). I'm a VEEERY calm person, but I bottle up my anger that usually after 2 months, I let it out for usually 2 days (the 1st I'm completely angry, the 2nd I have panic attacks and generally cry) I tend to don't talk to much with my friends in those 2 days because I don't want them to worry. I am not a jealous person at all, I like to have my personal space sometimes and I understand if my partner needs it. I generally don't like talking, if it was for me I would be mostly non-verbal but I need words to talk to people most of the time and I don't want to be seen as selfish or stupid. I generally "adapt" myself to what's around me, I sort of "try to fit without changing too much" and I ask "sorry" too much-. I love gore-ish stuff and everything that seems sort of "out of place/weird" an easy example is one of my favorite songs: Stuff is Way. I love to have a moment with someone I care for where we dont talk but are just close, even if we are doing different things <3. Oh and I have big problems with sleep, sometimes I sleep too much some other times I sleep for about 3 hours and I have some depression problem (which I'm recovering from; by myself) where I don't feel like brushing my teeth and actually generally it seems like a chore just getting up from the bed (I'm happy that it's getting better day by day but it is not easy). Honestly, I would both love having a partner that has problems with taking care of themselves so we can sort of "grow together" in our "recovering journey" or a partner that sort of "have no trauma" or problem of this genre. Oh, and one ladt thing about my personality is that I hardly feel like I deserve anything good (of course, as I said, I'm getting better, but I still have some issues)

Hobbies: I love and find comfort in drawing (honestly, it's been months where the only thing that I daw + now it's my comfort thing to draw is John Doe from PurpleVerse, I love them <3) I love listening to music (I have a BIG list so I'll just name some: Black Sabbath, Insane Clown Posse, Sabaton, Grimes, The Garden, Gorillaz, The Smiths, The Oh Hellos, Guns n' Roses, AC/DC, Mindless Self Indulgence and yes I'm ashamed but I have to say that I like their songs but I don't like them, Ozzy Osbourne, Tears for Fears, Oingo Boingo, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Slipknot, Iron Maiden, Nirvana, Korn). I don't I can calculate it as a hobby? But I find it sort of therapeutic staying in the water and like swimming in the sea <3. I love knowing more about nature (animals and plants in general), but my favorite is anything correlated to the water! (plus one of my obsessions are sharks.. LIKE WHALE SHARKS?? I could talk for HOURS about sea in general, and I usually don't talk at all). I love playing video games like: Splatoon (obsessed over it ever since I played the first in 2016), One Shot, MadFather, Little Nightmares, FranBow, Little Misfortune, Detroit Become Human, Minecraft, and more.

How I show my love: Physical Touch (I seek even for little touches, like holding hands), Act of Service and generally I want to make my partner feel like they are a princess/prince/my liege (i think "liege" is the right nonbinary term?), Gift Giving.

What I honestly like to receive: Physical Touch, Quality Time, and maybe Gift Giving? (I would love for my ideal partner to be like: "I found this! It made me think of you<3" or them to give me something that is related to my hyperfixation/obsessions)

and really, thank you for your time! <3

hey! sorry this took me a hot minute. idk what happened but like i got hit with a bunch of tests all at the same time for school for finals. plus! I wanted to make this extra special sense your matchup for me was really sweet. enjoy!

Warnings: stranger things season 4 spoilers, MSI mention, bad/distant parents mention, noose scar mention.

your Stranger Things matchup is..Eddie Munson!!

• you may or may not have seen this coming ngl. I know not everyone loves this dude because he’s overhyped, but I still think he’s decently neat, and would definitely get along with you.

• He’s not really an appearance guy. He’s more of a personality lover. He’s not one to judge, I mean hey, look at him.

• He’s taller then you by a bit, he’s like between 5’10 and 6’. Eddie loves giving you hugs from behind, especially to greet you, and possibly rock you around to soothe you down from whatever the day has thrown at you yet. Even if nothing has, he still does it. He loves having sweet moments with you.

• He might throw a cocky remark about your height once or twice (even though your at the average height, he’d still be a dick because he’s tall) but overall doesn’t think about it.

• You’re genuinely warm, and cuddle time is heaven with you. He likes to rest his head near your tummy, and turn down any remarks you have about your negative self image with positive things.

• Eddie likes to talk to those he’s close with, but I’m pretty sure he can still keep up a conversation with strangers. He’s a true ambivert, in my opinion. So if your feeling reserved a certain day, he often takes the reigns for you, asking later if you want to take the lead again.

• Don’t worry if you still don’t, he’ll jump right back in to being some what of your scribe.

• Eddie likes to keep things real. No beating around the bush. He likes to listen to your opinions and hear what your thinking, just to get a sense of who you really are. Even if you have different opinions, somewhere in his mind he’s hearing you out.

• Eddie can get jealous, but it’s mainly because he’s not what most consider the "ideal man", and is terrified that you’ll run off to someone who’s better then him. He won’t take you away from your friends, of course, and he doesn’t really like to talk about it either. Please show him encouragement and love, and that’ll be enough.

• His parent situation is a bit..shaky to say the least. Having you somewhat as a mother like figure means a lot to fill in the empty bits in his heart.

• I have a headcanon that when he’s pissed off, he goes to rage rooms or shreds random songs on his guitar. He introduces these to you to possibly help with your quick temper.

• He’s quick to pick up things from people, and often can tell if you’re hiding something from him. At most he asks about it, other times he lets it go. It mostly depends on what you’re telling him. He knows you well enough to know you’d never say anything to ACTUALLY hurt him.

• If you need time alone, he definitely gives you that time. Eddie likes company, but he can last a few hours alone if you don’t want to socialize.

• Eddie’s into weird stuff too! He’s not really into gore, (especially after the Chrissy thing).. so it’s best to keep horror moves to the paranormal sort. He could still handle it, it just gives him bad memories.

• He gives the vibes of sleeping for like 4-5 hours and is fine. Weekends are all nighters. He’s not the best guy to help you with falling asleep, but’ll help you if you ask or your sick and need the sleep.

• You won’t recover by yourself anymore with him. You each have a shoulder to cry on with the both of you.

• I headcanon he has a touch of ADHD. He’s basically a hyper puppy. Eddie genuinely cares about you, so he’ll make it his job to remember things for you.

• The both of you can do what you see as "chores" together. You each want the best for each other, so might as well bring someone along for the ride to motivate you a little more. Especially with a guy like Eddie.

• He’s not the best artist drawing wise, but he loves to casually peek over at what your doing while playing a few cords, and asking a few questions about the drawing.

• Rad playlist my friend. Eddie, obviously, loves it too.

• He doesn’t really strike me as a swimmer or water guy; but if you guys go to the beach he’d probably swim around with you, or watch you float around in the water from the shore.

• Eddie has a decent interest in animals I think. He’d be the type were if he saw a dog on the street he’d be the first to ask to pet them. He’d definitely take you to an aquarium for a date sense your into sea animals.

• He’d buy you a whale/shark beanie baby he found at a convenience store. It’s name is Sebbie (a mix you your names <3).

• Technically in his time frame not many video games existed. For the sake of this I imagined there was, and I can definitely see him playing video games with you and them getting playfully heated. Especially when playing games like Splatoon.

• He is a hug God. You will not go a day without some sort of hug (unless you ask otherwise).

• You treat him so well, sometimes he feels like he doesn’t deserve you.

• He fits that quote so well lmao. He’d find like a brownish yellow rock that looks like your hair and give it to you. He gives such golden retriever energy it’s insane.

• His gifts can be very thoughtful. Like I said, he picks up things rather quickly, so if he saw you eyeing a certain plushie or purse or anything really he’d save up money to buy it for you.

• He’s a very sweet lover, and would definitely help you every step of the way if that’s what you need from him.

your PurpleVerse matchup is..Mya Graham!!

• If this make you uncomfortable due to her already being in a poly relationship with two other characters, please tell me and I’ll match you again with your runner up.

• I have this feeling you and Mya would just click. You being more reserved, and Mya being there to guide you out of your shell.

• You’re a bit taller then her, but she doesn’t mind. Being more on the short side she’s learned to except her height and just not really care about it.

• Mya doesn’t really care about appearances- though can be a little nosy sometimes if she notices something very specific (Like how she points out Randall’s neck scar.).

• She likes to keep it real. She’s glad you do too, and don’t really beat around the bush. Things like that can sometimes annoy her, especially at times of seriousness. It also makes her feel more grounded, knowing she’s not the only brutally honest person on Earth.

• It’s kind of hard to get her genuinely mad, so don’t really worry about that. Even if something you did happen to bug her, she resolves it in a chill way. No need to make a big deal. She’s super chill.

• Plus, she almost never gets jealous. Like, at all. She trusts you enough to know that you wouldn’t do anything to hurt her purposefully.

• We don’t know too much about it, but I have a feeling that Mya doesn’t have the best relationship with her family, especially considering how Amy treats her. Having you as a touch of a mother figure in her life kind of fills that empty part in her life. She might tell you to chill out and not worry about everyone and worry about yourself for a change before you go into a panic dealing with everyone else’s lives.

• Mya barely ever gets mad, but when she does it’s not pretty. You both can work on controlling your anger together.

• Like Eddie, she prefers company, but she’s a good enough partner to know you could use your space.

• She’d definitely be willing to sit through a horror movie, but I don’t think she’s much of a gore lover. She’d definitely listen to you talk about it though.

• Mya loves hearing you ramble. Not really boy does she most of the time learn new things about you or the subject you talk about, but she thinks your super cute while doing it.

• Her sleep schedule is a little shaky and undefined. Depends on the day she’s had tbh. However she definitely makes an effort to get you to sleep, either through medication, or cuddling. She’s not going to force you to sleep though, so do what you want.

• She’s not officially diagnosed with depression, but I can guarantee she does have days where she can get really down. Especially with the shit she goes through with her family.

• You both help each other get out of bed. You both want to do better, so maybe with each other it might give you two more motivation to succeed. Mya definitely congratulates you for doing small things like getting out of bed or eating a meal. Most rewards being sweet kisses.

• She doesn’t draw often, but definitely loves watching and learning from you.

• She gives grunge vibes. Strikes me as a Gorillaz and Nirvana fan. Though she can definitely get down to some of those bands you mentioned.

• I know you like sea animals, but Mya has a cat named Sausage, if you’d be interested in them.

• Mya LOVES video games! And to play them with you?? Perfect date night. Would play video games with you for literal hours until you get tuckered out.

• Mya can be cuddly sometimes, depends on the mood she’s in. If you ask for cuddles though, it’s safe to say she would almost never say no. She especially loves chilling on the couch with a movie or TV show on, just holding each other.

• Quality time is definitely something she gives and craved. She likes to give you nice things she can afford too- seeing your face light up at a present she gives you is everything.

• She has that golden retriever mentality like Eddie, where she’ll bring back the most random shit that reminded her of you. Other times if she really tries, her gifts will be deep and thoughtful.

• She’s a very sweet lover like your other match, and definitely someone chill enough to eventually and hopefully get you out of your shell a little bit.

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wwpia · 8 months

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Well if this isn’t the quickest character ref I ever dun shat out. I want to do a better one including the werewolf form buuuut…. I got bitten by a cat and it fucking hurts. No drawing. Boo.

Commence long af Character info dump, quite a long spiel because he is one of the two primary characters.

NAME: Faustus Chandran

AGE: 33

GENDER: Trans man

RACE: Werewolf - technically now a chimera Werewolf/Dragonborn because of unauthorised monoclonal antibody therapy. He doesn’t really have any ‘benefits’ to this previous therapy, other than maybe being a bit more heat proof than the average person. He actually has much worse sense hearing and smell than the average werewolf… but it’s still a whole lot better than a human’s.

He isn’t able to change during a full moon - he used to have a ‘normal’ werewolf form before the therapy which highly resembled a black German shepherd puppy, all floppy ears, gangly limbs and big paws. He was considered to be quite runty though.

His post-therapy ‘werewolf’ form is quite simply just a complete behemoth - about 40 feet in length, 15 feet high and a mouth gape of about 7 foot. So cute. Like a fluffy T-Rex.

HEIGHT: 5’6”

COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: United Kingdom, Yorkshire. (Mother also born in Yorkshire, grandmother born in South India.)

ACCENT: Yorkshire accent, he’ll slow down if someone isn’t able to understand his - at times, extremely fast speaking rate. In all seriousness, his gob outruns his brain. Knows how to speak Hindu fairly well but not quite fluently.

OCCUPATION: World Wide Paranormal Intelligence Agent - junior/mid level. He has only been working at the WWPIA for about 3 years (UK branch). No formal education beyond high school/college. Had a lot of various jobs since the age of 16, mostly muscle for hire, bouncer, etc. The only odd job was when he got a job in a bakery and absolutely loved it. He got fired because a customer lied about finding ‘werewolf hair’ in the buns.

FAVOURITE FOOD: He honestly will eat just about anything and probably enjoy it. He has an obscenely voracious appetite at all times, and can get really, really, REALLY hangry. Like a lot of werewolves - meat is probably at the top on preference but he doesn’t go insane over it or something. Much like humans he ponders/wonders the ethical implications or eating meat. Unfortunately like a lot of humans, going veggie just isn’t economically viable for him… especially with his weirdly fast metabolism. He isn’t that confident in cooking and tends to grab anything when hunger strikes.

FAVOURITE MUSIC: Hard rock, AC/DC, the Darkness, Guns N Roses.

FAVOURITE MEMORY: Running around woods/Yorkshire dales. Building treehouses, playing hide and seek. Just being generally a carefree child.

BIGGEST SECRET: See werewolf form, if it could be called that anymore. Deep down he kind of blames himself for what he considers a true ‘monster’ of an alternate form. That he somehow deserves not being able to join other werewolves on a full moon. It sounds not that big of a ‘big deal’ but for werewolves its absolutely a huge detriment. Werewolves actually extremely in tune with nature, the moon cycles - the full moon phase is like a renewal of the soul. A time of true freedom. The closest he really gets to that is being with his family, and even then he has to be a bit careful because… well wolves be wolves.

BIGGEST FEAR: Needles, doctors, being strapped down, solitary confinement. Getting ‘stuck’ in his monstrous form.

SCARS/TATTOOS/OTHER PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES: Most prominently thick white bands around his wrists, ankles and neck. Unlike most scars they’re pretty perfectly even without much if any jagged edges. That’s because they’re from silver restraints during his antibody therapy. The long term exposure and stress at that time means they will never truly ‘heal’.

He always wears some form of neck/wrist covering, usually spiked collars.

He has various other faint, normal scars all over his body that mostly healed or healing. Same with top surgery scars, of which he actually is proud of. TIDDIES BE GONE.

STRENGTHS: Excellent sense of humour, generally level headed, honest to a fault. Generally sweet natured and positive. A very gud boi.

WEAKNESSES: Motor mouth, gets bored extremely quickly. Not ‘dumb’ but regally not hugely academically minded. Acts before he thinks… way way too much. Can be very petulant sometimes. Don’t ever ‘dare’ him to do something because he will totally do it.

FAMILY RELATIONSHIP: Father deceased. Mother is an absolute angel and is such an Indian mum.

Faustus is actually the second oldest child out of SIX. (Yep, six!)

His older brother is kind of a judgemental prick and he clashed a lot with Faustus - they don’t really speak to each other now.

His younger brother is an avid scientist and does a lot of oversees research, Faustus loves him a lot but.. doesn’t really get him sometimes. He’ll just nod and act fascinated when the brother rants about… quantum entanglement, quarks and bosons.

Next are his twin sisters who are satan incarnate, kind of the youngest child without actually being the youngest child. Mother dotes on them and they get away with everything. They run a mystery/oddity gallery and swindle absolutely everyone. Especially their siblings.

Youngest is just about 18 and just the embodiment of a golden retriever puppy. He is possibly the sweetest werewolf to roam the planet. He actually is part of a very effective search and rescue team designed to aid those lost on the Yorkshire dales and moors, His sense of smell of hearing are unrivalled. Looking forward to potentially going to university in France. He also would often stay with Faustus on a full moon as opposed to running off in the dales, thereby giving Faustus a lot of comfort. These two have an extremely close bond.

SEXUALITY: Pansexual.

KINKS(ooh la la!): Genuine praise.

#Faustus things #oc character #nanowrimo 2023 #character intro #monsters #fantasy monsters #Nanowrimo #writing #modern fantasy #lgbtqia+#paranormal #supernatural #fiction

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oikadori · 3 years

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VAL VAL VAL VAL pls can u maybe do more of the zoom call thing w leaving the camera on w oikawa, atsumu & bokuto ILL ADAGHAAJAK I LOVE IT <3

LEAVING THEIR CAMERA ON WHILE BEING SOFT WITH THEIR S/O PART III

⇢ includes: oikawa, atsumu, bokuto| PART I | PART II

⇢ genre// cw: fluff , f!reader // suggestive, atsumu is more teasing than soft sksksksk

⇢ wc~ 1K

a/n : YESS YESS I’LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU BBY sksksks i’m glad you like them I have so much fun writing them to be honest!

reblogs are v v cute

“You look so pretty like that.”

Oikawa’s voice comes from the corridor that leads to your room. He is carrying his sport bag as he shoots a cheeky smile in your direction.

“You mean, when I’m clueless about what is the lecture about?” you scoff after you had deactivated your mic and camera. Rising an eyebrow and pointing at your laptop’s screen where is your teacher talking, you lock eyes with the setter.

“Yeah, exactly when you are completely clueless―”, he chuckles, dropping his bag on the floor with a soft thud before walking towards you, “―it makes me feel smart”

You roll your eyes before he wraps his arms around your shoulders, nuzzling his nose against your cheek and leaving a trail of kisses over your skin, his fluffy hair tickling your neck, drawing giggles out of you.

“I’m still in class, Tooru” you say in between giggles as he covers your face in sloppy kisses.

“But I’ve missed you!”

“We saw each other an hour ago!”

“And your point is?”, he quirks an eyebrow before burying his face in your neck, making you chuckle even harder than before.

“You are an adorable couple, but class is not over yet!”

Your boyfriend freezes, chocolate orbits opening wide, mouth still latched at your skin as he lifts his gaze to face your teacher.

“Shit”, you choke out before desperately searching for the buttons that truly deactivated your mic and camera. Oikawa’s cheeks are a light pink as he lets out a nervous chuckle, straightening up before rubbing his nape.

“Sorry!”

“Oikawa-san~”, A bunch of female voices come out of the speakers and you automatically roll your eyes.

Regaining his confident self, he shows them his charm, smiling as he makes his trademark peace sign, causing the girls to sigh dreamily. But before they can admire your boyfriend any longer, you finally press the right button.

Oikawa immediately pouts, making you frown as he clings again onto your neck, whining.

“What?!”

“You could have showed me off a little more!”

“Doll I need ya!”

Atsumu whines, sitting in front of his desk, dropping his head back on the chair as he looks at your figure across the room.

“I’m busy” you say not even sparing him a glance, putting a frown on his dark brows. You keep reading your book on his bed as the setter squints his eyes at you, “You are in class anyways.”

“But I have my camera off, we aren’t doing much!”, you lift your gaze, finding his hazel orbits begging at you. You sigh, standing up and taking long steps in his direction.

“What do you want ‘Tsumu?”

“Make me company! Sit on my lap, doll”, he pats his thigh with a sneaky smirk that had you frowning.

You try to gaze at the laptop to make sure there are no unexpected viewers but Atsumu quickly grips your waist pulling you onto his lap, making you grunt.

“There we go, god, you are very prickly!”

“What did you say?” you shriek, pushing his arms away to stand up when a cute laugh slips past his mouth as he tightens the grip on your waist, leaning closer to your face.

“Sorry, sorry,but you look so cute when you are angry”, a teasing grin swirls on the corner of his lips as he erases the distance between you, eyes softening as you pout.

And before you can say something else, he captures your lips, silencing any of your further complains. Your hands travel to his neck, instinctively caressing the back of his head.

“Miya―”

“SO, THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CAN’T BE IN MY OWN ROOM?!”, Osamu interrupts the teacher, his brows bowing up in surprise across the screen as the kitchen counter acts as background. You tense up as Atsumu’s chuckles resonate against your lips.

“You wanted to get caught, don’t you?”

Atsumu’s eyes blink for a moment, staring at your warm face before cupping your chin as his free hand squeezes your hip.

“Not really, but it’s a bonus they got to see how lucky I am”

“Kou, I can feel you staring, you know?”

Bokuto jumps from the small gap he left while opening the door, attempting to sneak silently into your room. You press the keyboard mindlessly, too tired to make sure your camera is actually off as you turn to face Fukorodani’s captain.

“I wanted to surprise you!”, he confesses, thick eyebrows falling but just as quick his eyes shine as he moves his hands excitedly, “I found this cool movie and―

“Kou, I’m sorry but I have to finish this group project first” you point at your laptop where your classmates are yelling at each other before smiling faintly at him,

Bokuto’s face contorts as he sees the way you squeeze your nose bridge with closed eyes. He moves behind you before leaning down to plant a soft kiss on top of your head,

“Babe, you need to rest too”

“But―”

His big hands travel to your shoulders, putting some pressure on your muscles, giving you a so needed massage that had you letting out quite sighs.

“Feels good?”, he coos, smiling as he hears your cute sounds with each movement of his thumbs over your skin. You lean your head to the side, so your cheek rubs the outside of his palm, making Bokuto blush as he laughs softly.

“Hey, Y/N, are you falling asleep?!!”

One guy says from the laptop, smirking teasingly at the ace, causing your eyes to flutter open and your cheeks to burn realizing you’ve been observed all this time.

“She was finally relaxing, dude!” Bokuto says, frowning, as the other one chuckles in the background. He stands by your side before spinning your chair, so you face him.

“Kou?”

Without a word, he carries you Koala style, completely ignoring your classmates complains from your laptop. His face turns to the side, kissing your cheek as his strong arms hold you tightly against his bulky body.

“Sorry gorgeous but you are taking a nap right now!”

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sashi-ya · 2 years

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here to give my boy ace some love. with the soba stand and a f!reader. i’ll leave it up to you if you want sfw or nsfw if that’s okay!

also love this cute event! wano is the best!🥰

My sweet Mimi!! Of course! I chose to write this request in a SFW way, based on the special drawing Oda made for One Piece Magazine of Ace and Sabo at Wano! So I hope you like it! It's pretty sweet and cute! Thank u for requesting! Love u!! 💖 ~

~ 🌸 Cherry Blossoms Over Wano Event 🌸 ~

Sfw~ Portgas D. Ace x F! Reader ~ Sangoro's Soba Stand

tw: no tw. fluffy and sweet. For this AU Ace is alive and has traveled to Wano with Sabo who is also ok. (as it should have been, Oda). Inspired by this drawing Oda did for One Piece Magazine .

A/n: I'm not trying to imply something happened in between Sanji and Ace in the past, but heh well, it's up to you what you wanna interpret hehehe ~ Also, I named (@kwnblack did) the dog in the drawing as Dango

wc: 1.6K

Like this event? masterlist 🌸~

Orange like fire, he models his kimono tied around his waist. His hair has grown a little longer, and he is now able to tie a full natural ちょんまげ (chonmage) over his head. Two swords, swords he is not able to wield perfectly but just for the look he carries.

He has tasted onigiris, dango, and everything edible so far, while he waits for his younger brother, the cry-baby, Luffy to create the ruckus needed to defeat Kaido and free the land of Wano.

Sabo, his brother, accompanies him. He is a little concerned, but he knows the gum gum boy will be able to escape safely from Udon prison.

“We should go and help him” Ace suggests, munching a big onigiri and scratching the little beard he has left to grow on his chin. “We will see how it goes. I’m sure he will be all right, but I have Koala there to supervise and call me whether it is necessary or not” Sabo says, with a hint of worry in his voice.

Both brothers look at each other, and somehow no words are necessary when it comes to taking care of his brother…

Suddenly, Ace feels attacked. A fluffy Shiba dog runs into him just to steal the rice ball he is holding from his hand. He chokes but soon starts laughing, as the doggie licks his cheeks clean from several rice grains.

“Dango!! Come here! Oh my god! I’m so sorry, sir!” you run towards them, trying to catch Dango, your Shiba dog. His leash cut and he ran towards the first stranger holding food he could see.

Once the blonde man helped you grab your dog properly, the sweet laughter of the poor victim filled your ears. He was still lying on the ground, laughing, and wiping the dog’s slobber from his face when you came closer to help him stand.

“I’m really sorry, Sir” you tell him, lending your hand to him.

Warm and soft, his palm grazes yours. As he stands up, your eyes are blessed by the sweet countenance of a man, that deep inside looks like a child. Wavy black hair, a beautiful smile, as bright as the sun, freckles scattered on his cheeks like aces, like stars.

Love at first sight, yes, that's what it is. Bewitched by his beauty, you stutter a couple of times, before being able to offer him to buy some new food.

“S-sir. I am deeply sorry. Please, allow me to buy you something to eat in compensation for my dog stealing your food” you tell him, as he slowly let’s go of your hand and fixes his orange with a chrysanthemums pattern kimono.

“I’ll be more than pleased, miss” he says, already so cheerful accepting your offering - despite you thought he would say no, at all-. “Ace!! You’ve eaten enough!” the blonde guy scolds him, and you learn his name is probably Ace.

Both brothers begin to fight, bickering so childish. “Ramen head” and “Freckled bitch” were the names they used for each other and you couldn’t help but see the resemblance and giggle.

“I can buy you two plates of Soba from that stand right there” you mumble, trying to break the fight. Both look at you, straight faces that slowly change to beautiful smiles.

Ace walks up to you and grabs you from your hand. “Let’s go, this ramen head has a special mission with a special someone now, so he won’t be able to accompany us” Ace hiss to his brother, showing clearly, he wants to be alone with you.

Sabo sighs, and nods. “Go ahead, my silly brother is right. Gotta attend some major compromises. Thank you so much for your offering, Miss” he says, smiling sweetly.

“No problem!”

The soft hand of Ace, around your wrist feels so sweet and caring. It’s almost as if you have known him since forever. “You say you wanted to eat some soba?” he asks, pulling you out from your constant stare onto his freckles. “Oh, uh... yes! That Soba is the best in Wano! Since I tasted it a few weeks ago, I loved it!”

The stall is full of people waiting for their plates, women, and children excited, men absolutely delighted by the amazing taste of the Soba noodles. The blonde guy making them, professionally folds the dough and even puts up a show when the buckwheat turns to an elastic, golden pasta.

Ace drools, he is clearly into eating delicious food more than you could have expected. “Oi! Sangoro! Two plates!” he chimes but he stops right there when the blonde cook looks at him. Both amazed and happy.

“Ace??!” the cook utters. “Sanj-... SANGORO!” Ace answers back. Apparently, they know each other.

The guys hug, and you realize they do know each other… too damn well. While you stand next to him, waiting for the soba or his attention, you realize they might be at least good friends… Sangoro, who has another name but for some reason both decide to go with the lie, spots you and his eyes turn to hearts. “BEAUTIFUL LADY!!” he exclaims, bowing at you. “Are you perhaps Ace’s girlfriend?”

Your cheeks turn more than red… his girlfriend? “She is my companion this beautiful sunny day; his doggie here decided our destinies will cross today. By the way… what’s your name?” Ace asks, realizing he has never asked your name, yet still pulled you to some kind of a date.

“Oh… uh… I’m (Name)” you tell him, petting -a lot harder than you should- Dango’s head. “Nice to meet you, (Name). Please, have this special Soba from me” Sangoro says, handing you two (and Dango) a plate of his delicious gourmet preparation.

“Thanks man” Ace mumbles, and from the tip of his index finger a little flame appears, lighting the cook’s cigar that hangs from his lips. This man is a total tease, and he doesn’t even have to try… Sangoro’s cheeks turn as red as yours, and his blue eye show some kind of panic. Who knows why?

Both sit on the little stairs of a house, and while devouring the Soba, Ace falls asleep all of a sudden. Even Dango stops eating his plate to breathe, but this man not only does not breathe when eating but also falls unexpectedly asleep. You look at him with a noodle hanging from your lips, unable to swallow because this is way too weird.

He snores, and you can’t help but giggle. What kind of man is this? He produces flames, he pigs out without munching enough and now falls asleep. But, although he acts weird, you know he is a sweet man.

You whisper, getting closer to him to try waking him up. “Uh… A-Ace?”.

Suddenly, he opens his eyes but starts choking like crazy. You hit his back several times until he is able to breathe back, with tears in the corner of his eyes and laughing so cutely.

“So, what were you saying?” he asks, acting as if nothing happened. “Oh. uhm… nothing. This Soba is delicious, isn’t it?” you say, to ease the awkwardness and simply have something to say.

Ace comes closer to your face, and his fingers pick something off the commissure of your lips. “Apparently, yes” he says, and shows the little noodle that’s been stuck there for who knows how long.

You widen your eyes, completely sunk into embarrassment and cover your face with your hands. Dango, your fluffy friend, also covers his eyes with his paws, feeling second-hand embarrassment from you. But Ace is different. He doesn’t laugh at you for such a silly reason and instead he doesn’t move away. You can feel his warm breath on the back of your hands and even a smile that you can’t see but it’s clearly there.

“Why are you so shy?” he asks. You spread your fingers, just enough for your eyes to see him looking at you. Close, so close. “I…Uh… I’m s-sorry” you mumble. “For what, (Name)?” he asks again. His presence feels intimidating, but even though it does, you sense he has no mischievous intentions with you.

Ace lovingly pulls your arms down, to uncover your countenance. “Can I see your face?”. “Uhum” you hum, with a trembling voice.

Freckles so close to you, you are tempted to play “connect the dots” with them just to see what magical drawing they reveal. For some seconds, your eyes got fixed on each other, grey burning irises on yours, what do they want to tell?

Your lips barely separate, as if they were waiting for something from him. His sweet smile, showing a little from his teeth. A connection impossible to break -it’s not that you actually want to-. Slow, little by little, closing your eyes you wait for his lips to graze yours. And he takes all the time to do so.

But when he finally does… It feels magical.

Just a soft peck, a chaste kiss at first.

Slowly but surely your mouth will allow his tongue to enter, maybe you just met him and maybe it’s not correct to kiss a stranger so fast… but who cares?

His hand grabs your waist, pulling you close, a smile you can feel pressed against yours, anticipating a passionate kiss…

A passionate kiss that your dog gives both of you, as Dango jumps over you two licking your faces of the little traces of some soba that could have been left on your cheeks. Apparently Sangoro’s plates had a sprinkle of something irresistible…

“DANGO, NO!!!”

“Okay, okay Dango, I will give some kisses to you too!” ❤ ~

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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 3 years

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Hello! This is my first time sending a request umm kinda nervous. May I request headcanons of first year gang spending summer holiday with MC/Yuu? Thank you very much!

🏖 Beach time...!! 🏝

Curiouser and Curiouser...

Ace is the kind of guy that’ll mercilessly splash you with water when you step in the sea. And if you refuse to? Well, that’s what water guns and water balloons are for, right? He’ll lure you close by claiming he has “something cool” he wants to show you, then attack when your guard is down!!

He brings along a beach ball, and the first years bop it around to see who can keep it in the air the longest! Ace cheats a bit by using his wind magic to send the ball afloat again just as it’s about to touch the sand—

Ace innocently buries his friends’ feet in sand for fun. He waits until Deuce has fallen asleep on his beach towel before burying his entire body (excluding the head!) in sand, all while snickering to himself.

Ace likes to make his own fun! He finds a few scallop shells, still intact, along with a shiny pebble or washed up pearl, and decides to make a guessing game out of it! He tucks the pebble or pearl under a shell and mixes the shells up, then asks you to try and find the pebble/pearl! If you do, you can keep it—and if not, you owe him lunch!

When he spots a wild crab at the beach, Ace will take a stick and try provoking it! “Why does Floyd even call me a crab anyway, I don’t get it,” he’ll grumble—until he screeches because that darn crab pinched him...!! Ace tries yanking the crab off, but it’s so stubborn! He eventually does, but he follows it up with a vow to hunt down all crabs and eat them to show them what for!

Hop onto Deuce’s Magical Wheel for a ride to the beach! (He drives kind of like a mad man, so hold on tight!!) As you race down the road and toward the sand and sparkling waters, the beachy breeze whips through your hair and welcomes you.

Despite how serious Deuce looks, all his beach gear is cute--especially his towel! It’s nice and fluffy, with a bunch of baby chicks on it. You can’t help but let Deuce know how fitting the design is for him.

He reminds the other first years (mainly Ace and Epel) to respect the rules of the beach! Every so often, you’ll see Deuce apologizing to the lifeguard for some minor thing he has done which might have violated the rules. Other times, you’ll see Deuce trying to copy the lifeguard’s gestures and mannerisms—after all, lifeguards are basically beach police! Now’s a good time to learn from them.

Deuce finds an anemone washed up to the shore and guiltily nudges it back into the sea. He’s eager to avoid any and all reminders of his unsavory deal with Octavinelle...!! Besides, Deuce is sure the anemone would be happier to be with its family again.

He loves lighting up sparklers! He’ll crouch on the sand and light them for hours on end with this amazed look on his face. Deuce just thinks there’s something really magical about how they burn. Someday, he wants to have strength like sparklers—magic that provide warmth and light in the darkness.

Jack enjoys being in the water! He’s the first to dive into the ocean to cool off. When the time comes to get out, it’s fun to see Jack shaking off water from his fluffy ears and tail! You can help him dry off the excess with a towel, too (but getting the sand out of his fur can be a hassle)!

He has the tendency to bark and chase off seagulls when they try to land nearby. Part of it is they give him “the same vibes as Rook-senpai”, and part of it is that the nice guy in him worries the seagulls might eat something they aren’t supposed to by accident. If you tell Jack he’s being so considerate, he’ll brush it off with an embarrassed blush.

He likes to take long walks along the beach and see what washes up! You’re free to join him, as long as you’re not disruptive. If Jack finds a cool shell, piece of glass, or rock, he’ll pocket it to use as a decorative piece for his cacti back in his dorm room.

Jack excels in watermelon smashing! He has the strength to crack them open in one swing, and the senses to locate the fruit’s location every time, even when blindfolded or with his eyes closed (Ace cries foul, but Jack can’t really help his heightened beastman senses)!

He acts like kind of the disappointed parent of the group, trying to keep everyone together and under control even though they’re hyped up on the excitement of being at the beach. It’s like Jack has invisible child leashes on the other first years!

Before Epel’s allowed to hang out with you, Vil has to make sure he has put on his sunscreen! Epel gets called away every few hours to reapply sunscreen, no matter what activity you’re in the middle of. He grumbles about Vil under his breath, but don’t let his Dorm Leader know!

He likes to make mounds of sand and then pretend he’s a big monster or an Overblot as he kicks the sand piles over. It’s even more fun when you or Deuce join in--more sand piles, and more stomping!

Leave the grilling to him! Epel’s not that skilled at making fancy food, but grilling’s quick and simple to grasp. He likes to use applewood to impart a slightly sweet, smoky flavor in everything he grills—meat, veggies, even marshmallows!

Epel drags everyone into a bunch of competitive games! Volleyball (Sebek and Jack aggressively spiking the ball back and forth, resulting in a tie), beach flag races (Deuce comes close, but Jack cinches the win) water basketball (Ace kills the competition)...!! Though Epel’s a little salty he won nothing, he ends up rolling in the sand with laughter by the end of it all.

Epel wears a swimming parka over himself (Vil’s orders to protect his delicate skin), so many other beachgoers mistake him as a girl covering up her swimsuit! He tries to contain his temper despite all the catcalls and whistles he gets, but Epel eventually blows up, strips his parka off to reveal his trunks, and shouts, “I’M A MAN, A M-A-N!!” to everyone, just to make it crystal clear.

If you ever lose Ace, Deuce, or Epel, you can count on Sebek to call out loud enough to part the beachgoing crowd for you to find your missing kids! He’ll nag them for going astray, too.

Sebek’s no artist, but he’ll happily take a stick and draw pictures in the sand while boasting about the young master’s accomplishments! He can throw in some stories about Lilia-sama’s triumphs in combat too, if you wish!!

He also tries his hand at making a sand sculpture in Malleus’s name, but almost has a heart attack when the tide comes in and attacks his monument for the young master (his words, not yours)! Sebek stands guard and shouts at the sea to ward it off when the tide returns.

Like an idiot, Sebek decides to inhale as much food as he can (he wants to enjoy this experience!!). Unfortunately, he also makes the poor choice of including shaved ice on the menu, so he ends up with a terrible brain freeze. Everyone consoles him as he recovers over time...

Sebek’s a huge dork when it comes to fireworks! He audibly “oohs”, “aahs”, and claps whenever colorful displays light up the night sky. When he sees a particularly impressive firework, he’ll point it out to you and the other first years, begging you guys to look at it too!

#twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcanons #Ace Trappola #Deuce Spade #Epel Felmier #Jack Howl #Sebek Zigvolt #curiouser and curiouser #disney twisted wonderland #Reader #self insert

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whaleofatjme1920 · 3 years

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Could you write a scenario with the red string soul mate au, with Masky taking the reader as a new proxy for his group. ♡

[Masky X GN!Reader]

[Warnings: none]

[AN: probably not as fluffy as you'd like but,,,,, I kinda like it this way??? Anyways, just let me know if this fails to meet your expectations and I'll whip something else up <3]

Red strings of fate are amongst the most common kind of soul mate identifiers, and almost every human has one. They range from clocks on wrists, counters on the backs of hands, marks that grow with the first touch, glowing, but none are more prevalent than the red strings.

Tim was one such man that had a red string of fate, and most of the time, he forgot it was even present.

Normally, red strings aren’t visible all the time to the person they’re attached to (with the person they’re attached to being the only ones who can see it) unless the two are in close proximity to each other. What counts as close proximity varies on the soul mates.

Tim has only seen his red string of fate once before his proxy life. Just once. Back when he was a college student. Walking on campus to class and all of a sudden, a red thread on his right hand beamed like rubies in sunlight and dashed out on its path to somewhere far off campus. He was mesmerized by the image before it faded out of his sight. He took that as a sign that someone, somewhere, out in the world, was capable of loving him.

He didn’t see that string again until he was summoned back to the mansion in Rosswood on the orders of his boss.

“A-Are we t-there yet?” Toby asks with a groan, forearm still flopped over his eyes as he leaned pathetically against Kate in the backseat as she fanned herself with a magazine.

“You guys really had to choose the car with no working AC, didn’t you?” She hisses as she fans Toby as well.

“Shut up,” Brian laughs, finally pulling into the parking lot of a forest they were all too familiar with.

Tim rolls his window up and then unbuckles his seat belt, mentally giving the green light for his teammates to do the same as car doors get thrown open to the hot summer air. Tim can hear crickets chirping and grass rustling slightly in the breeze. At least there is a breeze to begin with.

After he and Brian get backpacks from the car full of things they might need, especially water, the four take into the woods.

“So, what are we here for?” Kate asks, pulling her shoulder length black hair into a tight bun. It’s anything to keep the heat and sweat off her as her free hand swats away the gnats.

“Getting a new teammate,” Tim answers, his eyes dark and tired. He hears groans from both Toby and Kate. “I know, I know, I was against it at first too,” he continues, his hands moving past the thick summer foliage.

Toby rolls his eyes as he thwacks aside the branches and brambles. “W-Why do we n-need another one? T-That’d bump u-us up to f-f-five,” he mutters clearly not pleased with the fact a new member is coming in. Granted, he was a little pleased this group would be getting a runt, but at the same time, the bigger the group, the more problems.

Brian, sensing Tim’s exhaustion, takes over instead. “No arguing with the Operator’s words, Tobes,” the blond haired man sighs as he picks a leaf off a low hanging branch and offers it to Toby like an impatient child. “We’ll just have to make do.”

“Reassuring,” Toby deadpans as he takes the leaf, mildly amused with it as he keeps pace with his group.

Tim continues to lead, his right hand pinky feeling more and more uncomfortable as they draw deeper and deeper in the woods. He knows they’re going to be reaching the veil soon, and he knows he needs to ask for permission… Then why can’t he pay attention? He’s so focused on how his finger burns that he doesn’t even realize he’s surrounded in fog.

Brian’s hand is on his shoulder. ‘Hey, what’s wrong?’ He inquires, head cocking gently to the side as the thick fog spreads like cold, welcoming dew on his and his teammates’s clothes and skin. It’s a much more pleasant feeling than sweat beading from the hot summer sun.

Tim blinks a few times. ‘How did we get in here?’ He’s of course, referring to the in-between, the most dangerous part of Rosswood. It’s the veil between the world as you know it, and the Operator’s realm.

‘You kinda zoned out so I asked permission instead,’ Brian shrugs before moving quietly and slowly through the fog, taking point as Tim gathers himself. ‘No big deal, but a penny for your thoughts?’

Tim dips down and walks softly alongside his group, praying they don’t capture the attention of something ghastly like the not-deer or those poor humans who couldn’t find their way back out. ‘My finger feels weird,’ he begins, earning quiet snorts from all of his teammates. Tim mentally hisses at both Kate and Toby, who, like children who had just been caught doing something bad, put their hands over their mouths and stifle their giggles.

‘Y’think it has to do with..?’ Brian trails off slightly.

Tim shakes the thought off but keeps it in the back of his head as the fog finally begins to dissipate and the smells of sweet garden begin to fill his nose. His finger burns brighter. ‘I think you’re right,’ he suddenly states, chocolate colored eyes wide at the sight of that red string looping through the open gates of the Operator’s mansion and leading to the inside. It looks strong and grows brightly - is the string thicker than he remembers?

There’s an old wives’ tale that says the thicker the string, the thicker the bond.

Tim takes in a sharp breath and brushes off the confused looks of his companions, instead remembering that he is a group leader and has a new teammate to pick up. He walks proudly and confidently through the garden, signifying he is well respected in proxy society, and that his business is with the tall man himself.

The doors to the grand mansion open for him, and Tim’s eyes attempt to focus on the beautiful changes to the foyer but find that his attention remains on his thread.

“Where is it leading?” Kate asks, a small smirk on her lips.

Tim’s eyes glance upwards to the office, and Kate giggles.

Every step up to the doors of the Operator’s office brings him closer and closer to the end of his string. His heart is pounding in his chest.

“Come in, there’s someone I want you to meet,” the Operator’s smooth, velvety voice beckons, the doors opening and revealing a beautiful dark room. It smells heavenly, and light pours through the windows revealing the afternoon sun and the blue sky.

There’s someone standing with their back to you

“Say hello, Reader,” the Operator says, his hand resting on the person’s shoulder.

His eyes widen once more like a deer in headlights as you turn, your eyes are beautiful. He watches as your left hand raises, waving, and in response, he raises his right, bound together by that red string.

No one else matters in this moment. Not the budding smiles and sounds of happiness from his teammates, not the Operator's knowing hum, just you.

You are all that he sees.

“Do you accept-”

“I do,” Tim answers, cutting his boss off in accepting you to his group.

The Operator chuckles.

Tim steps closer to you, and you meet him halfway.

#masky #tim wright #marble hornets #masky creepypasta #masky headcanon #ticci toby #kate the chaser #creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #masky x reader #slender man #the operator

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starlight-writes-stuff · 3 years

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Hey lovey! Could I request a mcyt headcanon thing of how they each are in bed?

hi angel , and of course ! as always im sorry this took forever lmao . hope u enjoy (((:

AYO LOOK AT THESE : smut ! rough sex , choking , scratching , hair pulling , breeding / unprotected sex (wrp it b4 u tap it , bbys) , overstimulation , light bondage , i think thats all (:

reblogs are always appreciated <3

dream :

out of all the feral boys dream is the roughest for sure

it's all his gamer rage coming out

he truly has to control himself / hold back

because he wants to fuck you until you cant remember your own name

but doesnt want to break you

he’s not the biggest fan or foreplay , only because he’d much rather feel you wrapped around him

but he loves to go down on you

would prep you with his fingers because lord knows you’ll need it

and once you started to squirm he’d get so cocky

“if you cant take my fingers , you definitely cant take all of me, baby .”

so many pet names - baby , kitten , pretty girl , bunny , bun , my little whore

he’d make you cum twice on his fingers alone

and wouldn’t fuck you until he was aching for any sort of stimulation

wouldn’t use protection (w your consent !!!)

the thought of his cum deep inside you , painting your insides … it fucks him UP

you KNOW clay would be the motherfucker to slap his dick on your pussy

would groan at the sound of how wet you were for him

he’d run the tip of his cock through your folds and collect your arousal

until you were begging him to fuck you - and even then he’d wait a moment longer

he’d ease in slowly , making sure you felt every single inch

and would praise the FUCK out of you

“look so pretty taking my cock , bunny”

he’d stop to let you adjust to his length, but he’d be so arrogant as you bucked your hips

“want more , sweet thing ?”

you’d just nod , the pressure building in your tummy too much to produce words

and clay would grab at your chin so fuCKING agressivley

“i asked you a question , whore .”

he would just ruin you (in the most respectful way possible)

you’d cum for the third time within mere seconds

the room would be filled with the sound of harsh , slapping skin

you moans mixing with his - it was like a symphony to him

at some point your legs would go completely limp from the shear amount of pleasure clay was providing

and he’d circle an arm around your hips , holding your body to his as you came yet again

he’d get progressively less vocal as he approached his high , his raspy moans turning to rough growls and groans

and he’d bury himself deep inside of you as he came , muttering scratchy praises into the crook of your neck

as you and clay started to come down together it would be a complete 180

he’d pull out so gently , watching the way his cum dripped out of you

and would press sweet , tender kisses to every inch of skin he could get his mouth on

clay would run soft fingers over every bruise , every mark he left on your skin

admiring his work

he loves the way you look after sex - all fucked out and dewy eyed

would wet a washcloth with warm water and clean you up while murmuring over and over how much he loved you

the two of you would fall asleep pretty quickly after in a tangled mess of limbs

sex with him is quite the workout

george :

gogs <3

i have many thoughts on this subject yall

wakin up in the mornin , thinkin about so many things

would LOVE foreplay

something about being so intimate but not actually fucking is so <3 to him

he loves every single moment of it

starting from when a simple peck turns to something deeper

george’s tongue rolling over yours as he cups a hand under your jaw

would do the thumb thing™ on your cheek

his free hand would roam up and down the curve of your hips

then up and under your shirt

the way that your breath hitched would make him sh i v e r

and george would start kissing down your neck and over your jaw to your neck

loves hickeys

and biting you

he’d take yall to some place soft if you weren’t already there and start to undress you

adores the action of getting you out of your clothes and insists on taking your shirt off himself

is obsessed w your titties

rolling your nipples between his fingers

sucking on the sensitive nubs , flicking his tongue over them until you could cry from pleasure

then leaves sloppy , hot kisses all the way down your body

is so good with his hands

knows the exact way to curl his fingers inside you

and is very good at keeping a rhythm that pushes you over the edge

but truly have you seen that boys hands because like

he’s all about pleasuring you in bed

it's his number one priority

and he knows your body incredibly well

the boy knows how to make you cum without even trying

yall have experimented and figured out what feels best

and he’s perfected those techniques

on the non physical side of things however

sex with george would be s i n f u l

the things he would say to you …

and in his fucking ACCENT no less

starlight has a voice kink

god he would talk so fucking dirty

the filthiest things falling from his lips as he’s thrusting in and out of you

he’d be so vocal

“just like that , love ,” he’d pant before throwing his head back

his fingers would dig into your hips as his moans turned to whimpers

the two of you would reach your highs one after the other

but george always makes sure that you finish first

sapnap :

we’re just gonna address this right away

daddy kink

(“call me big daddy” , sapdaddy , need i say more ?)

pretty dominant but not necessarily aggressive

more mentally dominant if that makes any sense ???

wants you so far in subspace that you’re all his

dumbification is so hot to him

“baby doll , darlin’ , sweet girl”

degrades you but in a soft way :,)

“look so pretty on my cock , whore”

“my sweet little slut , taking me so well”

spits in your mouth and holds your jaw until you swallow

loves to fuck your throat

literally uses your mouth as his personal fleshlight

hold your hair up for you bc he’s a gentleman

but would rather have it in pigtails

thrusts into your mouth hhhhhhhhhh

wants to see mascara tears and won't stop until he does

loves to give you facials

then takes 1476592837310982 pictures of you like that

his my eyes only on snap is 99% your face painted with his cum

honestly likes to cum anywhere he can see it

tits

backshots

on your stomach

l o v e s your thighs

and yall have absolutely done thigh jobs

would fuck you until you cried then marvel at the look of your tears

because you look so pretty when you’re entirely overwhelmed by pleasure

your face flushed a pretty pink

eyes watering with crystal clear drops

then would make you cum again

“one more , sweet girl , you can take one more”

and you’d just nod , so deep into subspace that he words were like spells

how could you say no to him ?

aftercare KING though , would take such good care of you

would run you two a warm bath and carry you to the tub

bc lord knows you cant walk after him

and he’d run his hands allllll over your body , soothing any rough marks he may have left

at the end of the day he absolutely worships you

karl :

karl jacobs , love of starlight’s life

i just think that he <3

karl has stated that he’s on the ace spectrum

so i think that sex with him wouldn’t be near as much about physicality

its about the intimacy and connection that comes with that for yall

and mans would make you feel so loved ,,,

he’d kiss every single inch of your body

and hold you so close to him as you two were getting undressed

loves kisses when yall are shirtless

because he can feel your heartbeat on his

and they sync up the longer u lay there

would go down on you for hours if he could holy fuck

he loves eating you out , drawing pretty moans from your lips

and is so good at it bye .

he can easily make you cum with just his skilled tongue

and fucks you with it i-

one of his favorite feelings in the world is your thighs tightening around his head

and your hands tugging at his hair as he makes you come undone over and over

you’re his favorite taste in the entire world

sex with karl would be sweet and soft and so so so intimate

it would be so loving

he’d have you look him in his eyes as he slid in

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnggngngnngngnngggggggg

and would stay buried deep inside you , not moving until you adjusted to him

karl’s packing i just know it

moans your name quite a lot

and murmurs how much he loves you , everything he loves about you inbetween thrusts

he’d hold your hands while you two made love

his grip tightening as he got closer

karl would make DAMN sure you came first

but loves cumming at the same time if you can hold off for him

the two of you would stay like that , chest to chest for a while after your highs

karl still tucked inside you

he’d love cockwarming dont @ me

is a fluffy mess after sex and always wants to fall asleep after

with you in his arms

quackity :

sex with alex >>>>>>

yes

please

he’d be . so fucking good . at everything he did .

alex loves foreplay

lapdances

bc he’s so obsessed with your body

and having you put on a show just for him ?

turns him on like nothing else in the world

lets you show off for as long as possible before he finally picks you up and throws you on the bed

hands hands hands

alex is so skilled with his fingers and knows how to hit all the best spots

has absolutely made you squirt on his fingers and is so cocky about it

has you hold eye contact while he eats you out

and the minute you break it , he stops

would have his dick in your mouth 24/7 if he could

and loves the way you look with your tongue swirling around him

keeps a hand on the back of your head and pushes down so gently

alex is definitely a soft dom

when he cant hold off from fucking you any longer he’s no stranger to tying your hands up

usually with his belt

fucks you in missionary with your legs over his shoulders

but also loves when you're on top

alex is a titty guy

such a boob guy

and absolutely covers your chest in hickeys and bite marks

getting to play with them while you ride him ?? heaven

once your hips give out from feeling so good , alex would lift you up and thrust into you

his fingertips digging into your skin , leaving pretty purple bruises

would play with your clit as he fucks up into you

“cum for me , princess”

loves cumming inside you

breeding kink

just saying

and watching it drip out of your pussy gets him hard all over again

his voice goes so deep while he moans

and calls you pretty names in spanish

vvvv vocal and loves when you match that

“show me how good im making you feel , baby”

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chibicalzones · 3 years

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skz x karasuno

part 1 of kpop groups x haikyuu!!

[a/n Yes you may have seen this before, but this is our version >:) ]

Man this is a short group of volleyball players

A GROUP FULL OF HINATA AND NOYAS - lissa

I cant even call them short when changbin is an inch taller than me- chloe

bang chan - daichi

a dad™

both of them share a lot in common tbh

both are compassionate leaders

they care a lot for their peers, hardworking, selfless

very soft and generally fun people to be around

also inviting and social people as well

as much as they are fun, they also know when it's time to be serious

whether you know them or not, you will always highly respect them regardless

also, i feel like bang chan would be really good as a receiver

strong, trust, responsible receiver who’s got your back

always count on the two of them to be there for you

bonus: their muscles-

changbin - tanaka

wants to fite everybody, will fite everybody

the fricken difference in personalities for this boy, good lord

don't ever underestimate changbin’s height

comes off very scary once you first meet them

once fired up, the both of them are energetic and unstoppable

boys that never give up and always support you wherever

changbin would be a good wing spiker in all honesty

you see those muscles - perfect for spiking the ball

packed with power and an urge to win

freaking blows everyone away

a literal monster on the stage/court

but once they’re off that?

big softies

CUDDLES EVERYWHERE

literally if you see changbin in private, you would think he’s the youngest because of how soft and uwu he is

tanaka and changbin are both mentally strong

he shuts up all the people who doubt him and talk shit about him in an instant

cause when he’s up on the stage, he blows them away B)

they may look like just your average guy, but you can bet that they gives it their all and be someone you can count on

minho - tsukishima

pls minho as tsukki; name a better match-

both are fricken savages

don't mess with either of them unless you don't want to live another day

vvvv intimidating when you first see them

seems like they don’t care most of the time with their stoic rbf faces

but in reality, both really do love what they do (and their friends) and try their best

tsunderes ngl

both vital and essential parts of their groups

one of the most level-headed people of the group

yet probably one of the most easiest people to annoy lmao

you’d think for someone who always has something teasing to say, they’d be hard to fluster

not for these boys

mostly the fluster comes from the surprise of their roast being roasted

bonus: both attract cats to them (minho attracts soonie, doonie, dori,, while tsukki attracts kuroo)

meow meow

hyunjin - oikawa

yeah he isn't karasuno shush

there’s only 1 drama queen in haikyuu

and that title goes to seijoh’s captain and all around milk bread enthusiast, shittykawa

absolute visuals like goddamn-

also extremely popular with the people (have you SEEN how popular they are)

you don't stan them? that's okay because we all know you will eventually

there’s a point in all of our lives we go “shit i LOVE THEM”

tried and true - take it from a former oikawa anti

like their looks may deceive you to think that they’re a delicate flower

but goddamn, do they prove you wrong

these two have worked themselves hard to get where they are now, despite people telling that they have it easy because of their looks and talent

aces of their teams

okay and i see them playfully annoying their friends

“iwa-chaaaan~~”

*flashback to when hyunjin spilled coffee on his clothes* nOoOOooO

jisung - nishinoya

they’re both crazy crazy sexy cool

hinata may be hyper, but these two will literally want to make you cry from

both very lively and energetic and just so fricken friendly

draws a lot of people/attention towards them cause of their personality uwu

a lot of people overlook them because on the outside, they just see a goofy airhead and not someone who should be taken seriously

THAT”S WHERE THEY’RE WRONG

YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY

DONT BE FOOLED BY THEIR JOKES AND CUTE LOOKS

they wow everyone with their talent because they’re just that amazing

guardians of their teams, no joke

always got your back no matter what

also both hate school-

all in all, best bois

felix - hinata (aka thE SUN)

both are literal suns, fight me on this i DARE YOU

literally such hard-working people

both working from the bottom and striving to improve

no matter what, they stay positive active balls of energy

a smile from both of them can instantly brighten up your day

how could you hate them?

angels in disguise i say

easily befriends people and a lot of people are amazed by them

ex: when idols hear felix’s voice and dance & when people see hinata perform on court

“cookin like a chef, im a five star michelin” (that day was a day to go down in the books-)

“tF WAS THAT JUMP AOVDBUV THE QUICK HOLY SHIT”

if skz had their own anime, no doubt felix would be the main character

felix is just main character material, just like hinata

bonus: when felix had orange hair- spot the difference, i bet you can’t

seungmin - sugawara

look, they may look like an angel, but they are a literal devil in disguise

they’re both very caring and friendly, just very kindhearted

very affectionate to the people they love

pls and they are so adorable when happy

a reliable and trustworthy friend who you can always go to

but under that nice/kind boy next door, there’s a cheeky mischievous side

literally will roast you with a smile on their face and anime flowers blooming behind him

you can’t get mad at them when they’re like that ;-;

would pay for them to do that to me no joke-

everybody gangsta till seungmin and sugawara find out you hurt a friend

pls i can assure you that you won’t even be able to looks their friends in the eye anymore

you will be teased/roasted brutally out of existence

bottom line: fluffy adorable boys but don’t ever mess with them or make them angry unless crying is your new favorite pastime

jeongin - yamaguchi

SWEET SPRING/SUMMER CHILD

babies of the group

young and taller than most in the group

always improving and learning from their elders

overlooked and underdogs unfortunately

but once they improve and get their well deserved spotlight

“oh honey you got a big storm coming-”

doted on and supported by their older members/teammates so much

even though they stumble and make mistakes, they pick themselves back up to try try try again

again duality problems smh

goes from cutie patootie to fricken badass in the span of 2 minutes

if one of their friends even THINKS of speaking bad about themselves

these two will smack that friend full on with praise, love, and compliments

pls treasure these boys and give them all your love

you won’t regret it

jeongin/yamaguchi supremacy im calling it-

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cas-rivaille · 3 years

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Heyyyyyyy I’d like to request a matchup if that’s okay 👌

I’m Aspen it’s nice to meet you- I go by they/them pronouns but I really want to switch to they/he but my anxiety has been stopping me. I’m a Sagittarius and an INFP 4w3 (yes, I know I’m so sorry 🤕) and I also have ADHD and possibly autism.

I absolutely adore anything creative, I like to draw & write but I really wanna get back into acting, as the pandemic kinda fucked that up. Music. I LOVE music with a passion. I’ve always wanted to learn bass guitar but the cost of one has always shut that down. When I was a kid I’d preform solos at Christmas concerts, and I did choir for a short amount of time. Sadly dysphoria messed me up singing wise but I’d love to get back into it if I ever get to go on testosterone. So I’m hoping I can get back into music & acting this year

I make an obscene amount of sex jokes, like at this point there should be a counter cause I make ATLEAST 30 a day. The funniest part is that I’m on the ace spectrum. (I’m panromantic and a sex positive gray-ace, let’s go gamers 🦾) I’m a massive fucking fruitcup, like im as straight at a wet spaghetti noodle and it really shows in my personality. I’m very flamboyant.

I’m extremely hyperactive and social when I’m not around my family, and I’m always up to talk to someone as long as they respect my boundaries (heck I’ve had a history of being too much and scaring others away, it was kinda depressing). Even though I love to talk to people I have a bad habit of stumbling and stuttering when I get excited, so people tend to mistake that for me being shy or awkward.

I have wicked bad dysphoria and self confidence issues, but I try not to show it so I say, fake it till you make it 🦾 I also fidget ALOT in public and that I’m not ashamed of. Im trying to find a chewy fidget toy so I don’t constantly bite my hand in public 🤕

Sorry this is all over the place but quick description of myself I guess. I’m built like a twink, at the “tall” height of 5’2 or 157 cm. I have fluffy/curly hair that was originally brown, but I dyed to black after a good old fashion mental breakdown. I have blue eyes and glasses, and most typically you’ll find me in a grunge or emo aethsetic. Although I can’t stick to one for more then a month so I tend to find ways to reuse my clothes and change my aesthetic 🦾

Im so sorry this is all over the place, I just got home from work and I’m wicked tired- thank u for reading and have a good day or night 🦾🦾

AHHH OMG THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST I GOTCHU BESTIE (the way i related to half of this so much help) REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OKAY AND ITS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU TOO okay lemme tell you my first thought and then i started building on that..

i match you with... *badabadaba drum roll pls* SATAN

okay so one, he would love your username (so do i LMAO). with the amount of reading satan does, i totally hc that he reads romance and drama and stuff like shakespeare so he would TOTALLY BE A SIMP FOR YOU AND YOUR ACTING BBY. he'd love your musical side to the MAX. i'm talking like will literally go to your room (would buy you a guitar) bring said guitar, and ask you to play something for him. we all know he's a needy cat bby.

(i'm totally gonna be all over the place w this request sorry).

HE LOVES YOUR HEIGHT THO LIKE JAHSHSJS THATS A WHOLE FOOT DIFFERENCE. love your style and would so be down to dye your hair whenever. let's be honest you'd need to help him with his style which ends up with you two looking like the ULTIMATE POWER COUPLE

you guys would be so c u t e i cant this man would literally do anything for you- i feel like a big chunk of the reason being your personalities mesh so well ?? i have the same personality type as satan and i have a t o n of infp people i get along with and i feel like it would be the same w him and you. he would v much appreciate your social aspect because he doesn't like people lmao. and he would find your stuttering SO CUTE AHH. all the sex jokes you make would fluster THE SHIT out of him. he would hide his blushing face in a book as you sit there with a smug look on your face LOL.

bby would totally help you with your self confidence and you two would grow together (bc we all know he's trying so hard to work on himself too we love that) and you guys would cuddle for emotional support i feel like.

totally would get you fidget stuff and is supportive of you 100%

he would also leave you love letters/notes and give you books with annotations of things that remind him of you

expect for cat boy to be completely and hopelessly in love with you and you two would match so WELL AJSJJS

(i had to throw this in but)

STUDY DATES AND COZY NIGHTS IN WINTER GRUNGE AESTHETIC VIBE AHH

pls let him try on your glasses

overall yall are SO CUTE

SORRY IF THIS WAS TOO MUCH TO READ IK HOW ADHD CAN BE I HAVE IT TOO BESTIE AND IF YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABT ANYTHING DONT BE SHY TO DM ME AND WE CAN TALK ILY BBY THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST I HOPE YOU LIKED IT

-cas :)

#obey me hc #obey me matchups #obey me satan #satan #omswd satan #ILY BBY #THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST #obey me shall we date #mars on earth

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clanonadventures · 3 years

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𝗟𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀

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Dutch anon - dutchy

☑ Platonic - ☑ Romantic

Facts

-Preferably goes by she/her

-They/them would also be fine

-Fairly tall

-M e s s y a s s h a i r

-Struggles to speak English

-Her room is full of orange, red, white and blue

-First option to anything is just violence

-Very athletic (but competitive)

-Gets hurt a lot while sporting

-Overworks a lot, so she barely get sleep

-Don’t insult her s/o if you enjoy not having someone go apeshit on you

-Give her a tulip and she’ll melt

-good friendship with rhinestone 👌

-Loves all pets of the other anons

-Pls pet her tail, she loves it <3.

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Squid anon - Squiddy

☑ Platonic - ☑ Romantic

Facts

-19 years old

-Works at Anon city (AC) Aquarium

-Obsessed with sea life and pirates

-Is bi

-Occasionally wears a squid hoodie

-Was kicked out of the house at 16

-Loves musicals

Design

Her eyes are purple

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ENON

☑ Platonic - ☑ Romantic

Facts

"A chaotic trickster entity with a dark and mysterious past that takes a form resembling that of popular character ENA. ENON shares many similarities and mannerisms with her counterpart, but is know to be more brutal. A lawful evil type to be sure. Her moral compass is a roulette wheel. Just wants to be entertained.

Come to think of it, I don't really think ENON had an "original form" Like she just kinda existed as a spirit/eldrich demi goddess who had it really rough before deciding to join the physical world like 'all I know is cause problems on purpose- what is love and friendship'"

Design

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Satyr Anon

☑ Platonic - ☑ Romantic

Facts

-Loves horror movies and scary video games

-18 years old and already wasted her entire life-

-Aspiring Therapist/Psychologist, is the mom friend ™️. Very sweet, with sarcastic and wise advice whenever she's needed

-Never gets enough sleep, ever.

Design

She is actually a Satyr (goat ears, goat lower half with mostly human top half, long tail, horns, etc) with thick mane of white hair.

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Peacock Anon - Viernes

☑ Platonic - ☑ Romantic

Facts

-24-doesn't have a gender, but goes by she/her

-shapeshifter of sorts

-if she becomes overly stressed (which is somewhat often) her face begins to crack and give way to static

-only reveals her true form to people she trusts a LOT, and even then, she'll only reveal her true form in private

-somewhat energetic, full of herself and sarcastic

-can change her appearance to some extent (can't change her clothes tho)

-underpaid tv host

-actually quite introverted when off stage

-sounds like ruby vocaloid

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Rhinestone Anon

☑ Platonic - ☑ Romantic

Facts

-He/Him

-Has had a bad past with relationships so it's hard for them to trust anyone

-Comes off as cold and unapproachable but once they trust you then they are sweet, affectionate, honest, and cuddly

-They're really fucking tall (9'3)

-They're a cuddle-bug

-Really soft hair

-Love language is physical touch

-Has never shown anyone their true form

-Big history nerd

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Bug anon

☑ Platonic - ☒ Romantic

Facts

-Average height (5’00”)

-Really nice but is quiet and likes to lurk. Really shy.

-Likes bugs, drawing, video games, reading, going on walks, sunsets, forests, cats, sweets and plushes!

-Has ASD!

-Tired (™)

-Drawing later

-Tries to be optimistic when she can

-Uses she/her, they/them, it/its and bug/bugs (in no particular order)

-Asexual and aromantic!

-Age unknown, but is a teenager

-Backstory: A sentient bug who dreamed of being an Anon so they could make friends, who’s wish was granted by a strange Higher Being/entity of light and rainbows. They live among the anons now as an anon, trying to adjust to their body and life.

-Her “hair” is her antennae- DO NOT PULL ON IT!

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Coke Anon

☑ Platonic - ☑ Romantic

Facts

-Unspecified age

-Has no concept of personal space

-Someone referred to coke by they/them and they took off w/ that

-Their body is like jello in their blob form

-Their voice is autotuned on command, they do it to annoy people

-The red bit is a shirt

-Was originally named E-304 but changed their named to Coke

-Can shapeshift with no known bounds

-They CAN turn into other people, but you can tell its coke by a chunk of their hair being white/red

-Kinda stupid

-Enjoys bone marrow

-Also enjoys icecream

-Was kinda lonely for a long while

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Mask anon - Melian

☑ Platonic - ☑ Romantic

Facts

- She/they

- 8'7 ft tall

- she's 19

- e n d e r m a n

- friendly, aggressive is looked at in the eyes

- wears sunglasses out in public bc for some reason she doesnt mind eye contact with them

- is only comfortable with eye contact with people they're comfortable with

- has terrible memory

- sleepwalks a lot

- loves to collect toys like dolls, plushies, action figures and small toys

- s o m e h o w manages to break an exact block of anything, even concrete

- if you mention you want something, she'll bring it to you, may or may not have stolen it

- doesnt understand what is means to steal

- can purr

- changes to enderman language when talking too fast

- knows how to speak Portuguese and will change to it when curssing at something

- used to have a brother

- knows how to play the piano and acoustic guitar

- adores calm songs like Cavetown, Mitski Mitski, etc.

- has a few pet moths that live in her pockets and two cats

- t o u c h e d s t a r v e d

- treats most of the other anons like her siblings

- only the ones closer to them can call them Meli

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Bamboo Fox

☑ Platonic - ☑ Romantic

Facts

- A shapeshifting fox [REDACTED]? that guards and tends to a sacred bamboo forest on a mountain somewhere in the astral sea, I don't know.

- Has no concept of gender or age, but enjoys the sound of being referred to as he, or they.

- Is very small, like about 2 feet tall when standing on back legs in fox form.

- Has a very comforting aura to them, very chill vibe

- Will invite you in for tea

- Their rapping sounds like little yips. They can't speak, no matter what form they are in.

- If he likes you, he will offer you a single piece of bamboo with sticky rice inside

- If he does not like you, he will eat your soul

Design

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Basil Anon

☑ Platonic - ☑ Romantic

Facts

Is 7' tall. Hes a tall boy

Goes by he/they pronouns though is also agender.

Can shapeshift to an extent. Cannot shapeshift his eyes though.

Isnt even really human but doesnt talk about that, like ever.

Eyes are pitch black- like completely flat black- hair covers eyes always. (unless they really trust you)

Cheerful baby! But gets depressive episodes alone! Tries to keep a smile on his face. When in those episodes he is more likely to isolate.

Has a pet chicken named fluffy. Is actually immortal. Literally. The whole anon fam loves fluffy, and he keeps a chart to see who gets to pet fluffy, and who needs to be watched (coke).

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Part 2

#anons #requestable characters #requestable anons #anon list #anon x reader #headcannons #headcanons #imagine #x reader

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musashi · 7 years

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19 year old nb!!!! ace & gray-pan aro, polyamorous! currently dating someone but were both open 2 new partners! medium length brown hair w a slight wave, about 5'4"ish, borderline & autistic but v sweet n shy! likes 2 draw n loves fighting games, zelda, runescape & pokemon! has a cat and loves big fluffy dogs and snakes!!!!! ideal dates include cuddling while watching a show/movie and amusement parks in groups ^__^

ahhh gosh u sound so cute,,, i couldnt date u (i’m a lesbian and very very monogamous) but we would be. Such Good Pals holy heck

(describe urself and i’d say if i’d date u)

#Anonymous #wendy answers

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rinnnyxr · 3 years

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Mark the bands you’ve HEARD OF. Not just the ones you like.

ALTERNATIVE: Breaking Benjamin Paramore Panic! At The Disco Linkin Park The Academy Is… Coldplay Three Days Grace Yellowcard 30 Seconds to Mars Chevelle

COUNTRY: Rascal Flatts Carrie Underwood LeAnn Rhymes Garth Brooks Dixie Chicks Kenny Chesney Tim McGraw Faith Hill Shania Twain Johnny Cash

EMO: Hawthorne Heights Chiodos Forgive Durden Amber Pacific The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus From First to Last Senses Fail Underoath Something Corporate Hit The Lights Dear Whoever

INDIE: The Hush Sound Eisley Death Cab for Cutie Dashboard Confessional The Killers Yeah Yeah Yeahs Hot Hot Heat Gym Class Heroes Franz Ferdinand Modest Mouse

METAL: Slipknot System of a Down Disturbed Metallica Guns n’ Roses Lamb of God Slayer Hatebreed Killswitch Engage

POP: Teddy Geiger Ashlee Simpson Kelly Clarkson Jesse McCartney Avril Lavigne P!NK The Veronicas Daniel Powter James Blunt Natasha Bedingfield Ryan Cabrara

POWERPOP/PUNK: Hellogoodbye Cute is What We Aim for Cartel The Click Five Fall Out Boy Rise Against Good Charlotte Bowling for Soup Relient K Anti - Flag Simple Plan All Time Low Forever The Sickest Kids

RAP: Ying Yang Twins T.I. Paul Wall TuPac Jamie Foxx Ludacris Lil’ Jon Outkast 50 Cent Kanye West Notorious B.I.G Young Jeezy

SKA: Reel Big Fish The Specials Caddies Rancid The Sublime No Doubt Madness Operation Ivy Bob Marley

ROCK: Taking Back Sunday All-American Rejects Motion City Soundtrack Avenged Sevenfold Angels and Airwaves Evanescence My Chemical Romance Drowning Pool Green Day Blink-182 Madina Lake

CLASSIC ROCK: The Beatles Led Zeppelin The Rolling Stones Van Halen The Who Pink Floyd Def Leppard Queen Poison AC/DC

HOUSE/ELECTRONIC/DUBSTEP: Daft Punk Deadmau5 Skrillex Excision Tiesto Basshunter Flux Pavillion The Bloody Betroots Zedd Feed Me Bassnectar PANTyRAiD Knife Party

Gryffindor: You are loud. You like going to school to see your friends. You’ve had more than a couple detentions. You always have something to do on the weekends. You like to be the center of attention. You get above average grades in school. You’ve been called bossy before. You’re a bit of a daredevil / you like an adrenaline rush. You are athletic. You are one of the best players on your team. You would do anything for your loved ones. You like the color red. Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA. You would never break a promise. TOTAL: 6

Hufflepuff: You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends. You get average grades in school. You’ve been called boring before. You don’t like to brag about your achievements. You value honesty. You don’t mind working hard to get what you want. You like the color yellow. You have a job. You are athletic. You are a team player. You are in the middle of the social totem pole. You are easily amused. You like helping others. Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination. You like the music played on the radio best. TOTAL: 11

Ravenclaw: You get good grades in school. You like to read. Dumb people annoy you. You are creative. You’ve been called a know-it-all before. You hate cheating. People often want you to help them with homework or projects. You are more into the creative arts: theatre, dancing, drawing, etc. You are extremely logical in your way of thinking. You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know. You like the color blue. Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures. You tend to over analyze things. You can focus and pay attention well. TOTAL: 8

Slytherin: You are very competitive. You like the finer things in life. You think welfare is a waste. You’ve made fun of someone in the past week. You’ve been called a snob before. You think the end justifies the means. You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face. You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you. You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them. You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc. You are very good with words. Above all, you want to be successful in life. You like the color green. You love to win. Your favorite class is Potions or DADA. TOTAL: 6 You are: hufflepuff

You have eaten fish food. You have eaten dog food. You have eaten cat food. You have run into a glass door. You have eaten an ant. You have eaten grass. You have licked a tree. You have polka dotted underwear. You have pink underwear. You had contests with your friends to see who can create the nastiest burp. You have screamed a random word in public. You wave at people you don’t know You have flushed the toilet because you were bored. You have slapped yourself out of boredom. You sing the “FUN” song. You hold conversations with a pillow, blanket, stuffed animal etc. You dream of llamas coming out of peoples’ butts. You think people who eat brains are cool You sing karaoke even though you know you’re horrible. You knew/know how to spell “supercallafragalisticespialadosious” by heart. You make up your own words and use them with people who have no clue what they mean. You have had your hair change a different color. You have fluffy socks and you have wore them so people can see them. You have hugged a random person. You have ran up+down the stairs cause you were bored. You have created a puppet show with your socks out of boredom. You have imagined people saying “bla” and blowing up. You just tried imagining people saying “bla” and blowing up. You are addicted to the Anamaniacs theme song. You were/are addicted to “The Pinky and the Brain” theme song. You have stared at your ceiling for over 10 minutes. You talk to yourself. You have conversations with your imaginary friends. TOTAL - 12

Take your total and multiply by 3 “I am 42% Immature”

–START– You get bad grades. You have had a pet die. You cry yourself to sleep at night. Your parents are divorced. One or both of your parents are dead. People think you should be happier. You don’t have that many friends. You have never been out of the country. You have never been out of the state. You are allergic to a food. You are allergic to fur. You worry too much. Total: 4 (Running total: 4)

You always feel sad. You think you’re bad at what you do. You are afraid of the dark. You are afraid of heights. You don’t have a pet. You have had a dream where somebody died. You have never had a boyfriend/girlfriend. You have less than 3 friends irl. You don’t get an allowance. You don’t get food everyday. You are shy around new people. You got/get bullied. Total: 9 (Running total: 13)

You don’t have your own room. You don’t have a cell phone. You wish you didn’t have a sibling. You wish you had another sibling. You are an only child. Sad music makes you cry. Sad movies make you cry. You have been to the hospital for yourself. Somebody in your family smokes. Somebody in your family is an alcoholic. You have been in a car accident. Somebody in your family has been in a car accident. Total: 8 (Running total: 21)

You have many chores. You have had a bad sickness. You have been in a bad storm. People think you’re crazy. You have never been to a concert. You don’t have cable. You don’t have a Facebook. You fear your death. You don’t believe in the Easter bunny. You have been rejected by your crush. You sit alone at large groups of people. You look at the ground when you walk. Total: 6 (Running total: 27)

You have written a sad song. You have a small house. You never met your dad/mom. You don’t have a good relationship with one or more of your family members. You can’t sing. Your parents are unemployed. One or both of your grandparents are dead on your dads side. One or both of your grandparents are dead on your moms side. You don’t get parties on your birthday. People have judged you by how you look. You have never been to Disneyland/world. You have never seen a play. Total: 6 (Running total: 33)

Now take that total and multiply it by 2 New total: 66

According to this meme, my life is… 66% sad.

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