HES JUST A BABY!!!!!

Baby daddy Jason todd 😍 I would do anything for this man

I just love Jason Todd ughhhh😩

He's so fine 😍

Batfam Headcanons

Ok, so a really big head-canon that I have is that even thought Dick thinks he is the favorite sibling and the golden child, all of the Waynes want to get close to Jason.

Dick will wish Tim a happy birthday personally get him a cake and presents and Tim would say "ok, cool ig," but Jason could text Tim a "happy birthday," and Tim would break down in tears of joy.

Damian likes Dick and looks up to him, but he still resents him because Dick gets along with everyone and always knows what to say, unlike Damian who was raised to be a murder machine at the age of 3. He gets Jason though, because he's not perfect, he doesn't get along with others, and more than one time has Damian fell asleep to "Todd's decent story telling skills".

Stephanie asked Jason for help on her homework, it turned out to be Social Studies during her Greek unit. Jason went off about ancient misogyny and the screwed up ways that the Greeks thought the world worked, and Stephanie actually just bonded with him. He became a partner in crime and more than once has Dick sadly looked over at their giggles after putting glitter in Bruce's smoke bombs to "help him be a girl boss. slay queen."

Duke just found Jason cool. Dick lived in Bludhaven, so he didn't come often, but Jason would just come at night to talk. Duke had gotten into a fight once while Bruce was away, and when he was asked for a guardian to come, he chose Jason. He told Dick it was because Jason was closer, but it was just because Duke trusted him to keep his mouth shut and to be understanding about why he had fought, unlike Dick, who had been the perfect child growing up.

Cass just listened to him and hung out with him. He helped her with her speech, and recited Shakespeare to her in the library. She knew he was nice, no matter how tough he acted, and it made her happy that someone trusted her.

Whose Jason?

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jason… jason is the most perfect human being on earth. well, of the fictional ones

jason todd, street rat, second robin of batman, red hood, crime lord and anti-hero, former assassin and all time batman annoyer :D

he got killed by the joker, came back and could be seen as a zombie, tried to kill his replacement, the third robin, and bashed some skulls aka killed them.

he has magic swords too. and thunder thighs. thunder thighs-

here are some pictures of jason

here are some links to awesome jason fanart <33

link // link // link // link // link

jason todd‘s thunder thighs -> click here

If you’re still taking requests, Diana and Jason?

he has this photo printed out

If i was Robin,i'd tweet 'Who the fuck is Batman' and then turn off my phone

Edit:D/p x DC racists found this and i kept seeing Jason x Fenton siblings so now it's unrebloggable.Sorry to my actually read comics niggas,as Jason husband and wife i draw the line at that for my own mental health.Also since it's been a few weeks since i made the edit but they keep liking this,even the shippers,i have a word for them:Kys

Oh joy.

Batman #383

This is so freaking hott omg on god like please Jason todd give me that dick 🫦🫦 like for real I know you have big dick energy 😉😉😉

Curran Walters is so fine and the best Jason Todd around I love him 😍

I always wonder whether Batfam fans really get just how fucking rich the Waynes are. Like of course we shy away from thinking about the fact that we're talking Musk and Bezos money, and focus on how Bruce funds the freaking Watchtower and has what is functionally a high-tech military base and lab and the world's most expensive vehicles. But this is the one time you don't have to factor in the implications of wealth-hoarding, so there's nothing preventing y'all from understanding exactly how much money we're talking about here.

For instance, there doesn't seem to be any concept of how palatial Wayne Manor is, simply going by the outer facades of it that appear in the comics and movies. Or how decadent the lifestyles that accompany that kind of ancestral home. Alfred couldn't run that place on his own even if he had super powers, which is why even the movies occasionally show a rotating probably-temporary staff in the background. The house probably has like 3 hundred-foot pools. Their garden is a protected heritage park.

The Waynes are 10x richer than Crazy Rich Asians. They buy and wear the jewelry worth hundreds of millions that belonged to royalty. They own private islands. The art in the house alone is worth more than the GDP of a small country. They went to school with like every US President since Teddy Roosevelt and still think the Rockefellers are new money. They're personal friends with Beyonce and can get her to perform at private parties. They can rent out an entire three-star Michelin restaurant and fly out to one for every date. They have top-line penthouse apartments in every major city in the world. They can buy a luxury sportscar instead of hiring a vehicle anywhere they visit and then just toss the keys to the nearest person on their way out (Arab royalty is known for this appearently. There's been some very lucky parking valets in the UAE iirc).

Bruce is as rich as Ra's Al Ghul, regularly make social calls to heads of state and his family has a history of being king-makers. Every one of Bruce's children, from Dick to Jason to Cass, is poised to inherit one of the largest and most powerful empires in the world. That means every time Bruce adopts an orphan off god-knows-where, the entire global elite is thrown into consternation and horror. Even Tim is barely acceptable to these people because he doesn't have the pedigree. I don't follow the reboot comics so Idk if Duke is adopted, but it would be so fucking funny if he was because they'd react a lot like the British establishment did to Meghan Markle (except the family and WE would have Duke's back completely). As for Damian, the fact that he's not white would get him snubbed if everyone who's anyone didn't 100% know who Ra's Al Ghul is. And they're fucking terrified because, for maximum hilarity, they probably figure that Bruce doesn't.

I just find it incredibly fucking funny when I'm reading fics that the writers can only imagine Bruce and the kids's civilian privileges extend only to "big house", "a lot of cars" and "Gotham famous". Lol. Lmao even.

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Edit: Explanation for people justifiably skeptical that Bruce could be rich as Ra's (scroll down)

batfam as things my friends and i have done

tim: god the sun is so hot, i wanna die

jason: go do it, coward

tim: *sits on road*

*car heads in that direction*

dick: tim, what the fuck are you doing, get the fuck out of there!

tim: *still waiting for the sweet taste of death*

dick: *picks him up and throws him to the side of the road*

tim: i was on the good part, why'd you do that??

Idk how people read Pjo and thought Percy Jackson was a soft uwu ray of sunshine boy.He's mean and ruthless as fuck,he's always snarking at people and gets embarrased to show 'mushy' emotions and has anger issues out the ass and manipulated multiple of his enemies and some of the shit he's pulled on the battle field was like something out of a horror movie/novel and even his tastes reflect that since he's canonically a rock music fan.Yeah he's a massive mama's boy and respects women tons and is also a Team Dad but those don't contradict any of it-I mean,just look at Jason Todd

I wish DC would let him be unhinged and kill people again 😔

Also not sure how I feel about his tattoo, it's supposted to represent the water of the lazarus pit (even if I actually prefer him being resurrected via superboy prime punching the wall of reality)

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