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i literally want to make a podcast titled "crimes against tofu" and it will literally just be me bitching about all the different ways people fuck tofu up
#im not talking about#the people who use tofu as a meat substitute#if ur seasoning ur tofu somewhat and u like#Eat it somewhat decently idgaf what u do to it#im talking about the bitch on instagram that put the tofu in the TOASTER#or the people who eat raw unseasoned tofu in a salad.#what is that. thats like putting a fucking raw unseasoned potato in your food. what is that.#see heres what upsets me#it isnt that they fuck the tofu up#whatever food is food#i do weird shit with food too#it upsets me. that they have no concept of the history of this food#or of its applications in everyday life for so many people#it upsets me that so many fucking white vegans are out here#acting like white saviors to the tofu world being like#I BET YOU HATE TOFU. WELL IF YOU SLATHER IT IN THIS VEGAN BBQ SAUCE IT TASTES GOOD!#like no actually i love tofu bc its an essential part of my food and diet#ive loved it since i was a child actually and its so fucking insulting#to take a food thats extremely popular (just not in western culture)#and shit talk it and place your own western assumptions on it#and act like YOU have discovered the secret to it#when people have been making tofu delicious for centuries longer than youve been alive#its!!!!!!!!!! infuriating.
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i have something to say:
vegetarian jack
#cope posting bc i had meat in my mouth (not dirty) for the first time in like ten years bc the quiche for the vegetarians was indeed#not vegetarian#(spat it out immediately cause that shit tasted not right) (if i had actually eaten it i would be.... not okay to say the least)#i really dont want to be an annoying overdramatic vegetarian like it would so much easier if i just felt chill about meat but i dont#and that shit is upsetting#screams#had a great time later though so#angelrot#in 4x18 when dean orders a tofu burger and the waiter comes over and says she accidentally gave him one with meat#after he already started eating it... that shit stresses me out even though i know dean isnt a vegetarian and is okay with eating meat#same about the time in 15x4 where dean lies to sam about the bacon being vegetarian... really not cool idc thats fucked up#vegetarian!jack#posting about spn to cope as any healthy adult would
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Different anon, reading your Delicious in FE asks had me and my partner wondering how you'd cook Mila because of her weird hair wings. So I guess: Mila and Duma? Can't have one without the other.
felt a little under the weather sorry for the late reply!!
i have in fact answers for this.
mila
id imagine tastes a lot like mossy chewy veggies and vermicelli and tofu. she looks almost like what i would think of dryad if less leafy and woody, and is responsible for her people never going hungry ever again (tm). so mila probably touches the ground and an apple tree grows, touches a person wishing they have a pair of mega melons instantly have a pair of mega melons
but bc she technically isnt a dryad and more of a dragon, parts of her are going to taste like meat even though its veggies. which is. cool actually! that means its vegan time!! 🍽️🍽️
i actually have a cooler idea than lab grown meat though: mianjin! or seitan. mila is probably just full of this. dont even have to wash or pound her to get this labor intensive vegan food.
so these things are actually gluten, processed from wheat and the likes. their texture is super duper close to chicken, and are extremely good at soaking up whatever juices you throw at it. fry it, steam it, they can take it. monastic buddhist monks have been munching on these things since 6th century in china, and ive even eaten once prepped to look exactly like sashimi
its fucking play dough faux meat.
anyway! so with parts of her being mianjin, her hair part would probably be like long beans or even moss. theres one particular Black Moss that i ate a lot as a kid being served it, but apparently have been over harvested due to. dumb shit culture reasons. (eating it is believed to bring fortune and money. they kept feeding me that shit.)
so! my recommended milla prep method is vegetable stir fry, actually! make sure to grab all the veggies like carrots and brocolli and mushrooms and plenty of oyster sauce, mirin, vinegar, and ginger and go to fucking town mixing her in. :3
shit so good it can be eaten as finger food >:333
Duma
id imagine duma would be some creature thats really hardy and built to survive in places with lots of prairie and plains. but hes ripped as hell, strong as a tank and has the mentally of strongest means bestest
so. maybe hes like. a bison. the king of bisons. the biggest beefiest gym bro who somehow converts his gains from fats and protein non-existent.
i know the duma we know in fe:echoes is a dippy sad mess but imagine if that was bc he lost his way in the mountains without cell reception bc he made a bad investment, lost his house, drank too much, got into a couple of fights with cars and trains, lost, and mila took off with his $60,000 car he paid off by running some crypto grift and got mega cancelled for it
regular duma is a bona fide bison. the duma we saw is not.
step 1: get his ass. step 2: shred his ass into thin slices. step 3: dry his thin ass and then grab a bunch of berries and then recook his ass in his own fat. BAP BAPABAPABABBABABABP done.
with regards to regular duma, the only way to pay proper respects and follow his path imo is to become one with him so thoroughly even nature shakes upon our footstep as we train in the wild. see what he saw. fend of cars with our bare hands and pecs. eating him. slowly. bit by bit....
because duma has become... the ultimate survival food.
Pemmican. ✌️
combined together they are a force of nature. we shall become as gods. can't go wrong with ultimate survival meat and ultimate veggies
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i think its fucked up to trick ppl into eating things against their morals on purpose. like are they vegetarian and you used chicken instead of tofu or smth and didnt tell them? thats fucked. are they vegan and you didnt mention you used butter/milk/eggs? that's fucked. do they keep kosher, and you used bacon bits or lard and didn't tell them? thats fucked. don't trick ppl into eating foods man :| in a world like this, the least we can do is control what we put in our bodies.
ik there was a trend about this, tricking vegetarians/vegans/jewish people into eating meat or something, and it isnt funny or eye-opening, i think its just... trust obliterating.
#food#sky posts#thats my opinion#i forgot the other word I was gonna use#listen i dont like vegans that much because most I know of are very holier than thou but still#dont trick ppl into eating what theh dont want to#i feel like that's just basic decency? and common sense?
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Reader x Genshin Boys NSFW
Summary - You wear their shirt that’s too big for you the morning after a steamy night ;)
Pairings - Fem!Reader x Xiao/Aether/Diluc
Warnings - NSFW, yknow what that means folks, no minors
A/N - I plan to do a part 2 with more characters after, idk which ones tho
Xiao
He will stare.
Right after you walk out of your bedroom doors, heading over to the kitchen to make yourself some coffee. Xiao will probably be on the coach, enjoying a plate of Almond Tofu for breakfast that you prepared for him in the fridge.
Easy to say that he will leave the plate on the counter to stand up and walk towards you.
At this stage of your relationship, the two of you were quite comfortable with physical contact, after all the two of you literally fucked last night. So he’ll slowly wrap his arms around your waist, noting that it was indeed his shirt, that it was quite big on you ( to his satisfaction ), and that you looked damn well in it.
“Is that my shirt?”
He will still ask, and when you reply that yes, it is indeed his shirt, he will bury his head against the crook of your neck.
“It smells like you.”
It also smells like what happened last night, but Xiao wont comment that, leaning against you with slightly tinted cheeks. Its enough to turn him on, much to his embarrassment, and he’ll press a few kisses to the back of your neck to distract himself.
By the time you finish making your coffee, you pour an extra cup for him, turning around to quickly peck him on the lips. But the extra shade of red on his face and the hard sensation below doesnt go missed by you, and with a chuckle you pull him closer.
“After last night?” You tease, pressing yourself further against him just to hear him grunt, rubbing against him slightly.
Xiao has his limits.
And you… well you asked for it.
He’ll sit you up on the counter, right beside the long forgotten coffee that’ll probably go by unmissed and grow cold by the time hes done with you.
He will start slow, torturous because you teased him first, and hes going to make you pay for it. Not too long though, cause he doesnt want to delay his need either.
Pressing a few butterfly kisses on your stomach, he will slip his head under his big oversized shirt.
“X-Xiao! Hey-”
He will quickly move up, just until his lips reach your breasts, and he toys with the nipples, nipping and biting them with his tongue and teeth. He’s still under the shirt, and all you can do is press his head closer to your chest while soft whimpers escape your lips.
The sound is music to his ears.
By the time he makes it to your lips, the shirt you were wearing is thrown off, strewn somewhere in the kitchen, you cant remember where.
“Y/n, this is what you want right?” Xiao will always ask for consent, and especially after wearing you off last night, he wants to make sure not to hurt you.
When you respond with a yes, he wont waste his time rubbing against you, instead shoving off the shorts he had on for the day, and pressing himself deep inside you until you’re yelping and clenching his shoulders desperately. Writhing at every thrust and calling out his name. He obviously has the stamina and strength to not be tired from last night, but you’re a different story.
Safe to say that you arent going places after that.
Aether
He will try to be more inconspicuous, but yeah, hes staring at you.
You cant blame him, after last night, you’re wearing his ‘shirt.’ If that isnt a turn on he doesnt know what is. He’ll definitely try to hide it though, shift uncomfortably and move his head away so you cant see him completely flushed red.
His mind is definitely going places.
He doesnt want to push you after last night, and even though he isnt really tired in the slightest, he knows you’re probably still sore, even though he was gentle.
You’re oblivious to whatever’s going on in his head, that is, until you go sit on his lap.
“Uhm… Aether?”
He’ll blame it and say its just ‘morning wood’, to which you dont believe him at all. But not wanting to embarrass him further, you sit beside him and instead pull him into a kiss. This he can handle, but a few kisses end up going farther than just a makeout session, and clothes fly off, especially his shirt around your shoulders.
By the time Aether realizes that this was what he was trying to avoid, it was too late. He will ask if youd like to proceed with it, and you laugh and tell him you’re alright, and to continue.
When he enters you, he will be slow, too slow. You push against him to encourage him to go faster, grinding your hips against his member until hes fully entered. It wont take long for him to start pumping in and out, pressing soft kisses to your lips when you whine and scratch his back.
By the time you both finish, Aether will carry your tired form back to bed. Wrapping you in the blankets and letting you rest there for the remainder of the day. Its his free day off, so you’ll get a breakfast in bed.
The boy is just too sweet and precious <3
Diluc
This man will choke on whatever hes eating.
Diluc absolutely sucks at hiding the surprise when watching you stride in so confidently wearing ‘his’ shirt. Which is oversized by the way, and drifts down to your knees while still slightly exposing your figure. He covers his stare with a cough, greeting you a goodmorning.
You don’t notice, mumbling a goodmorning and pressing a kiss against his forehead. When you lean down though, he gets a good look at your cleavage, and he swears hes going to lose it. But Diluc is known for being a man of patience and self control.
Until he isnt.
It starts with a kiss, it always starts with a kiss. Slow and passionate, until you’re in his lap and he cant take it anymore. Until all he wants to hear are the whimpers that escape your throat and the soft breathless calls of his name begging for you.
“Ill make you feel good Y/n.”
And he does.
Its your fault, you shouldnt have worn his shirt, shouldnt have provoked him after such a long night. But you dont say no, dont object as he picks you up and takes you to the bed, slowly draping you down.
The lower half of your body is hanging off the bedside, bare as he lowers himself to level his lips to your thighs. You dont move against the contact against your legs, his kisses drifting further up, higher and higher.
When he reaches your wet pussy, he rubs his lips against the cloth of your panties, moving his lips to kiss and suck. You clench your inner thighs against his head, hands coming to tousle his hair.
“D-Diluc…”
He wastes no time to pull your panties down, sliding them down your legs torturously slow before gazing at your dripping wet lips. You squirm and try to press your legs together as if you can feel his gaze on your cunt, but he holds your thighs wide open for him with his large calloused hands. His thumbs rubbing over the soft delicate skin of your hips.
The contact of his lips sucking on your clit sends you on overdrive, and you’re quivering. When his tongue slides into your wet hole, your legs are rubbing against his shoulders, back and forth as you writhe against the pleasure climbing up your body.
He knows exactly the effect he has on you.
Its not too long until you cum, muffling your cries into the sheets as your hands clench the blankets on the side. He licks all of it off your pussy, and you dont have enough energy to moan against the continuous blissful contact on your sensitive cunt.
Pulling you up and under the covers, he lays beside you, pressing your face against his chest. You fall asleep in no time, tired after a second round.
#genshin impact#genshin diluc#genshin aether#genshin xiao#genshin impact headcanons#genshin impact oneshot#aether x reader#xiao x reader#diluc x reader#smut#genshin smut#cynsbadbadnsfw
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Hannah and Bea watch Star Wars
A few weeks ago, my bestie @floatyteabag (Hannah) and I (Bea) watched Star Wars: Attack of the Clones together. I, being a lifelong Star Wars nerd and a lover of all things Obi-Wan, somehow managed to rope this awesome human into watching the second sequel with me, keeping in mind she had never seen them before.
This is some of our live commentary, lacking in any context, which I felt needed to be shared with you all. I’m also leaving absolutely no indication as to who said what, to make it even funnier.
“FUCKING HELL WTF THEY BLEW UP ALREADY”
“R2 rolling about, he don’t give a fuck.”
“The face of a man who was WRONG.”
“Imagine R2 but as a hoover/vacuum. Perfection”
“‘He wouldn’t assassinate anyone’ 0-0 bro anyone named Count Dooku ain’t a good bro, bro”
“I don’t trust this man.” “I won’t spoil anything but you really shouldn’t lmao.”
“Captain Tofu?”
“Ooo someone’s in trouble. It’s me, idk why I said that”
“It’s better than my croissant attempt.”
“‘She’s a politician and they’re not to be trusted’ THAT IS THE BEST QUOTE”
“Ew look at the centipedes”
“How is she asleep like that. I would’ve had cramp in my wrist after 5 minutes.”
“HE JUST YEETED HIMSELF OUT OF THE WINDOW.”
“Anakin is me driving.” “Obi-Wan is me in your passenger seat.”
“We’d be a menace to society but that’s their problem, not ours.”
“He fully skydived out of the car.”
“Obi-Wan is so chill. He’s just ‘>_> hate it when he does that’ like he’s done this before??? Aight”
“‘I want to go home and rethink my life’ same babes.”
“Omg Bea that is legit us, me being Anakin, the underage loser.”
“Bestie we ARE Anakin and Obi-Wan.”
“ITS BOBA FETT. No it’s not. YES IT IS. Hmmm.”
“Boba Fettacini.”
“Yoda floating around on the wii fit board.”
“Padme who let you lead a country.”
“WE ARE HANNAKIN AND OBEA-WAN.”
“Rocking up to space McDonalds” “I’d order a milkshake.”
“I stg if I become attached to this Cody dude.” “I’m VERY attached to the clones and it never ends well in Star Wars, so I’m dragging you down with me.”
“Look at the Pixar lamps!”
“He VIOLATED him for no reason!”
“PADME YOU DID NOT JUST SHOOT HIM DOWN WITH NO DEFENCE.”
“All I see are some cotton earbuds”
“So there’s like 50 clones of the same person running around?” “…..much more than 50.”
“Anakin, many things are smooth on that planet and you are NOT one of them.”
“Padme was over it before it had even begun.”
“Absolute kings. They deserve their own show….wait they have their own show….they deserve MORE Then.”
“🎵 the hiiiiiiilllss are aliiiiiiiive 🎵”
“Anakin’s a communist confirmed-“
“OH MY HOLY ITS THE MEME.”
“Yes. Step on Anakin”
“Calm down Harry Potter with your floating Pear.”
“Anakin thinks he’s Shakespeare.”
“An extract from The Prelude: by Anakin Skywalker 🌺”
“I want a jet pack.”
“Ohh kick him!”
“Love how Boba, who is like ten, is just *shooty mcshooty*”
“‘Oh not good’ BABES LET GO”
“Hmmm yes ship is flying away *activates glowstick*” “it’s for the aesthetic.”
“Hey Ani, uh I kinda sold your Mom to some rando but hey we’re still cool right??”
“Boba: hehehehehe 😄”
“‘Get him dad, get him, FIRE’ this isn’t CALL OF DUTY, BOBA.”
“Mothman wannabe.”
“Obi-Wan: I’m an international…superspy. SUPERSPYYYYYY.”
“Why is Tom Jones there?”
“she can’t die! I’m actually crying…..never mind I started laughing at Anakin’s face.”
“Lmao I love how Obi-Wan was talking for a straight minute and R2 was like ‘I’m busy sir, the audacity.’”
“‘It’s all Obi-Wan’s fault!’ Babes Obi-Wan isnt with you.” “Anakin take a chill pill!”
“‘R2 what are you doing here’ that’s fucking rude. Let him be.”
“Poor Jar Jar he just wants to make friends.”
“Don’t speak of Qui-Gon you HOE.”
“Count Dooku, turning on his voice chair: I want you on my team, Obi-Wan.”
“Parliament would be so much better if they floated in those pods.”
“Padme: maybe I can find a diplomatic solution to this.’ Anakin: *grabs glowstick*”
“‘Obtuse’ 3PO HOW DARE YOU.”
“Someone put Padme on total wipeout.”
“‘I want to go home’ ‘what did I do to deserve this’ 3PO is too relatable.”
“Padme chose the wrong day to wear white.”
“‘Obi-Wan’s gonna kill me’ priorities dude”
“‘Good job’ sass king.”
“Obi-Wan- the king of puns.”
“How is Padme not crying.” “Legit. I bang my hip on the bed frame and it’s like almost waterworks.”
“Ahhhhh my kings they are coming.”
“Oooo a purple wand.”
“Jango doing the spiny gun thing. Show off.”
“I know he did NOT just decapitate jango.” “And his son was just 0-0 off to the side.”
“‘I am beside myself.’ I WISH I WAS THIS QUICK.”
“I care too much about the clones I swear to god.”
“I WANT TO BE IN THE POD WITH THE GUN.” “YOU IN THE GUNNERS NEST WOULD BE FERAL.”
“Ooooo hamster wheels.”
“‘PAHDMAHY’”
“Anakin you pleb.”
“If he has a red glowstick you know he’s a bad guy.”
“That clone just wanted an excuse to go home”
“He just straight up lost an arm. Hope he’s not right handed.”
“Bet Yoda’s glowstick is green……BAM.”
“THE CLONE WARS HAS BEGUN BABBYYYYYY.”
“PALPATINE NEEDS TO DO A BETTER JOB AT HIDING HIS CHIN.”
“‘Without the clones it wouldn’t have been a victory’ too fucking right. My boys deserve recognition.”
“The clones carried this.” “The clones carry everything these losers do.”
“MARRIAGE?!????”
“It’s like a Vegas wedding. ✨ spontaneous ✨”
This was genuinely the most fun I’ve had watching a Star Wars movie with anyone. Han’ is hilarious and together we destroyed the movie while ironically loving it. We’ve watched ROTS, up next is Solo. And I actually cannot wait for that trainwreck.
#Hannah and bea watch Star Wars#Star Wars#star wars prequels#star wars attack of the clones#attack of the clones#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#obi wan kenobi#yoda#boba fett#Jango Fett#clone troopers#mace Windu#count Dooku#emperor palpatine#sheev palpatine#c 3po#r2d2#shmi skywalker#Owen Lara#cliegg lars#beru lars#watto#captain typho#bea’s mutuals
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Now Playing(Title): Genshin Boys Faves! (Headcanons)
Requested By: Anon!
Song Artists(characters): Kaeya, Diluc, Venti, Albedo, Xiao, Childe, and Zhongli
Lyrics(Summary): I don't know if I did this EXACTLY how Anon wanted me to but basically just a headcanon list of our fave genshin boys' foods, drinks, flowers, etc etc! (Some are canon, though)
Explicit?(warnings): no beta we die like Childe's sanity, lowercase on purpose
A/N: This is my 1st time writing anything (that wasn't from last year or for a school project) so I apologize if it's a little...wonky. But I hope you guys like it regardless! ngl you can tell i started getting a little tired halfway so im sorry </33
Kaeya:
Food: don't know if it's particularly canon or not, but I'd say his fave is the chicken mushroom skewer! Specifically his own specialty, whether it's cooked by him or not!
Drink: we already know it's Death After Noon, but I feel like he'd also like Rose Champagne as well :]
Flower: the Calla Lilly for sure! It's part of his ascension materials, it only makes sense
Activity: honestly? I feel like whenever he finds time (aka not working or wine tasting) he just lays back on the couch (or bed) and listens to music. it's his quiet time!
Animal: DOGGIES!! He likes how loyal, friendly and cuddly most of them are, I feel like he'd especially be a golden retriever lover, and in his rare vulnerable moments will just cuddle his dog while crying to himself or ranting <333
Diluc
Food: Pile Em' Up! he probably thinks it's the best food to ever exist ever, hence why he made his own specialty, so he could enjoy it even more! ^^
Drink: Grape juice, duh, but I feel like he'd also be very fond of Cranberry Juice!
Flower: Lamp Grass!
Activity: not gonna lie? Probably just sleeping if he isnt playing Chess. Poor mans is working almost 24/7 HE NEEDS A BREAK!! Let him rest
Animal: also dogs! i think he'd prefer a dog that isnt super duper hyper though, like just a little more chill but still affectionate regardless ^^ Something like a Saint Bernard maybe
Venti
Food: he has two all time faves; A Buoyant Breeze and Apples! Of course he's grateful for just about anything though as long as it tastes good!
Drink: Dandelion Wine!
Flower: Cecilia's! :]
Activity: he's a bard, of course its gonna be singing and maybe even dancing!
Animal: dogs...again... all of them. every single one ever. he just loves them all so much even the ugly rat looking ones
Albedo
Food: Sunshine Sprat!! Doesn't matter if it's his specialty or not he enjoys it either way
Drink: I feel like he'd be very fond of hot chocolate! its not as strong or bitter as coffee since he likes sweet stuff, but its still really hot which is good since hes in Dragonspine 90% of the time
Flower: Mist Flower Corolla's! hes just absolutely fascinated by them
Activity: super obvious, but reading and drawing! I feel like on occasion though he'll stargaze, its very relaxing to him
Animal: cats! not only are they similar to him, but he always finds himself enamored with their looks and behaviors!
Xiao
Food: almond tofu. period
Drink: probably doesnt drink much, and when he does chances are its just water. but! I feel like one day Zhongli takes him out for some tea! Zhongli gets Xiao a peppermint tea with honey and smiles to himself bc Xiao just absolutely loves it its super soothing for him both in flavor AND feeling!
Flower: qingxin!
Activity: poor man doesnt know what hobbies are, let alone his own. i feel like he'd also enjoy stargazing though!
Animal: cats. they're exactly like him, he just resonates with them so much (omg catboy xiao arc??!?!) he'll just sit there on the roof of the inn petting kitties until he's needed somewhere
Childe
Food: isnt a picky eater so he doesnt really have a favorite or least favorite, but he enjoys Calla Lily Seafood Soup a lot! hes kind of conceited though so he'll probably brag about how his version ( A Prize Catch) is like 10 times better
Drink: once this man tastes orange juice he will NEVER shut the fuck up about it. he just feels like an orange juice guy to me
Flower: doesnt really have one! i feel like he'd either find all flowers equally as pretty or just not really pay much attention to them at all
Activity: fighting! hes a stupid little brawling adrenaline junkie what did we expect honestly
Animal: also a dog lover; he cant help it okay he sees a dog and just starts beaming like a little child(e)
Zhongli
Food: Bamboo Shoot Soup!
Drink: honestly? Dandelion Wine and any sort of tea are equally his favorites. he drinks tea more often of course, but Dandelion Wine is his favorite to have as an "on the occasion" sort of thing!
Flower: surprisingly silk flowers! he feels relaxed by them
Activity: he just wants rest man thats it, but i feel like he enjoys taking strolls around Liyue!
Animal: all animals!! except for maybe frogs but thats just because they're super duper slimy
#kaeya alberich#genshin kaeya#diluc ragnvindr#genshin diluc#venti#genshin venti#albedo#genshin albedo#xiao#genshin xiao#adeptus xiao#archon venti#xinnie writes#Childe#tartaglia#childe tartagalia#ajax#genshin ajax#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#Zhongli#genshin headcanons#headcanons#[☕] requests#[☕] writings
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BBUT ABT XIAO. idk if its true about this part: adepti's souls are powerful and could hurt a mortal human just by being near - and that seems cold at first and no other adepti even mentioned abt that, however the other adepti (like thhe birds and the horned fuck) didnt seem to care abt humans as much as him. plus why is he at wangshu inn? does he just like ppl? he never mentioned the contract thingie so its more fondness and than responsibility. also he wanted the inn to take care of a
i thought he stayed at the inn because the boss lady there knew about him and kept his secret + theres almond tofu there lol... also the inn is kind of strange in itself isnt it? the people there are peculiar... like the weirdly strong fisherman. he also said that the boss lady is a mondstadter yet no one from mondstadt knows her. an adeptus would fit right in among these strange people.
xiao doesnt want to harm people thats why he warns the traveler that too much adeptal energy can fuck them up. the other mfs dont care as much abt that bc you can see how theyve drifted from their duties of protecting liyue’s people. xiao, however, still feels just as sworn to his duties and so would not let his energy harm the people hes supposed to protect.
they mention that xiao has a disliking for the moral world so i dont think hes staying there because he likes them (although if you ask me im sure hes fond of people deep down lol)
im reaching. but i think he saw himself in dusky ming... he mentioned she cant move on from the mortal realm yet she cant go back to what was... doesnt that sound like xiao? he cant move on from his contract, from it entails him to do. but he cant go back to a time before he killed. xiao isnt heartless or cruel. even if this wasnt the case, surely he’d have felt for a little girl that had something so tragic happen to her.
#ask#dreampartner#SORRY it took me so long to answer i cant think abt xiao for too long or else ill pass out 🚶♀️
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every day i wait for the day that tofu food videos will stop infuriating me (tofu lover, chinese person)
#just saw a video from someone who was like#'the age old question: how do you make tofu taste good' ah yes. as if there isnt an entire culture (and like several others) where tofu is#more than a 'meat substitute' that has countless recipes dedicated to making tofu so fucking good. i cant#like im not upset at people making up their own recipies for tofu#i love that#do what u want w food whatever#but i will never be okay with this whole framing of tofu as this unlikable bad weird food that you have to adulterate in order to eat#ITS CALLED COOKING.#why do ppl act like the act of preparing and cooking tofu is some weird foreign concept. you marinate meat.#you season meat. you season vegetables. you prepare veggies#fruits meats breads#all of it is called COOKING#like ????????#oh not to mention they nevverrrrrrrr seem to have even tried tofu in the actual recipies it is the star ingredient in#its all these made up recipies (which again is fine) but if youre gonna act like u invented how to make tofu taste good#then my ancestors would like to have a word w u!!!!!!! fuck off#god its like. its so#its just another way of othering chinese culture/food and saying 'look i made this food palatable and now im sharing my Secrets with you#because clearly you must hate tofu also and are in need of a new recipe' idk idk#if it was once or twice i wouldnt be nearly as mad but its so constant#like i follow this asian vegan food content creator and theyre cool! they make traditional chinese/asian recipes w tofu#as well as less traditional kinds and thats GREAT#but these non asian ppl using tofu and then making it out to be some heroic solution to making tofu not 'bad'i will BITE YOU#jordan rants
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2:12 pm // now playing: drivers license by olivia rodrigo
im feeling back to feeling 80% okay now and im just thankful na tuloy tuloy na to; my nose isnt stuffy anymore tapos hindi na din ako masyadong nauubo so thats the good news for today
bad news is is that my head and eyes are aching more often again and i know its because i spend too much time using my phone so sakto lang na next week, start na ko with my self review, which is the perfect time to learn to not use my phone as much again
wala din naman akong masyadong kausap so it’ll all work out fine for me
im excited for later kasi ako taga luto ng dinner namin so for dinner i figured i’d make some spicy salmon salad, jjajangmyeon , and just air fry some fish tofu and everything sounds so fucking good kaya im really excited to make everything for the whole fam
as for the rest of the day, i have nothing else planned so i might just rest my eyes for a bit and see what else i can come up with later tonight
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after dabi agrees to leave the league & live at home (x) baku and deku get invited back to the todoroki’s for dinner
shouto: so this is my dead brother
baku: yea u fuckin kidding me he's the league asshole why did u let him inside ur house
shouto: no longer with the league, still an asshole
deku, horrified and frantically glancing back and forth between shouto, dabi and baku: uhhhhhh
fuyumi: ANYWAY we're very grateful to have touya back with us, touya this us bakugou and midoriya, shouto's friends!
baku: i'm not his friend
dabi, to shouto: he's the one i'm allowed to kill, right?
shouto: *nods*
deku: !!!!!!!!!???????
deku: uhhhhhhhhh. nice to meet you, touya?
dabi: no it isnt
deku, terrified for his life, glancing at shouto and baku: hah........
baku, to shouto: ur right he's still an asshole
fuyumi: HAH YOU JOKERS ANYWAY HERE'S THE FOOD EAT UP
baku, cronching on tofu: so touya, what's with the staples
deku: *elbows baku under the table*
baku: WHAT he's gonna kill me anyway i'm just curious
shouto: oh he needs those to hold his face together
dabi: yea if I take them out my whole jaw falls off. pretty gnarly
baku: do it
deku: WHAT HAHAHA KACCHAN UR SO FUNNY TOUYA PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT
fuyumi: *sigh*
dabi: actually i'm pretty hungry i should just take em out so i can eat faster. you kids wanna see me fit an entire plate in my mouth?
baku: FUCK YEAH
deku: NO NOT REALLY
shouto, casually eating: it's pretty cool actually
fuyumi: jfc not again,,,,,,,,
part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4
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Mini vegan rant because I'm salty
No, I'm not going to tell you to be vegan don't worry I respect people's preferences. But what I AM going to ask you: DONT EXPECT ME TO KNOW HOW TO COOK MEAT FOR YOU??? like just because I love cooking and stuff, doesn't mean I need to be able to cook a piece of meat for OTHER people. Why you say? It's polite to cook for everyone right? Ummmm yeah okay. Then can you cook me up some tofu? ....... Yeah I thought so. It's literally easier than cooking meat, because I've tried cooking meat before for others before I realized I didn't have to. Sad thing is: I've been teased for not knowing how to cook meat or people will ask me to cook them meat for them and it makes me uncomfortable. I'm perfectly fine with YOU cooking meat near me, I'm perfectly fine with you eating it near me, I honestly don't give two shits. Just don't ask me what I think and get offended at the answer.
Example: I've had people ask me what I think of meat, and as someone who stopped eating half of it because I didn't like it, and the other half because I love animals and the environment, I said I thought it smelled gross sometimes. And you know what? They got offended. But They LITERALLY JUST ASKED FOR MY OPINION. I don't ask for YOUR opinion when I sit down for veggie tacos or cauliflower bites but I still have to sit and listen to it.
"that looks gross"
"how could you eat that"
"why would you get products that look/taste like meat?"
"what do you even eat?"
"your food looks disgusting"
"hoW dO YOu gEt yOur pRotEiN or NuTrIENTS???"
Like sHUT UP PLEASE. I get all of these things by simply cooking quietly or sitting down with a plate of food without speaking. We make ONE comment to y'all that you SPECIFICALLY asked for and you get salty, meanwhile we're expected to just sit and bare the teasing and mean comments. You don't think they're mean? Well I do. I spend 30 minutes-2 hours on meals sometimes to enjoy for myself and all I get as soon as I sit down is "that's disgusting" or "how could you eat that!?"
Side note because this is common: I have social anxiety/really bad general anxiety. So I hate eating in front of people or having people draw attention to me and my food. If someone makes a comment about it I'd get very self conscious and wouldn't eat it anymore.
I've had people tell me straight up that they really want me to stay at their house for a while, but I had to go back to vegetarian because me being vegan was too hard for them to handle. ????????
Feed me frozen vegetables and rice, ASK ME to bring my own food (trust me it's not a weird request for a vegan we do it literally all the time), don't ask me to go vegetarian for your own convenience, that's very rude. Feed me Oreos or cereal and I'll bring almond milk for Pete's sakes.
I've had meat eaters try to tell me that it's dumb for us to have products based of meat products because we're vegan. Okay, but here's the thing: people go vegan for many different reasons.
That being said, some DO like the taste or smell of meat (aka, my boyfriend he's mainly vegetarian tho) but do it for the environment so he enjoys mock meat products. My sisters friend became vegetarian because she hated the taste of meat. She WOULDN'T like most mock meat products. Some of them aren't made to taste like meat either, or to taste exactly like the meal it's copying. It's supposed to be a whole new experience like our spin on something and it can STILL TASTE GOOD WITHOUT TASTING EXACTLY LIKE ITS MEAT CONTAINING COUNTER PART. because trust me, we KNOW it doesn't taste the same. But does it taste good? Hell yes. We are allowed to enjoy whatever the fuck we want without having to explain ourselves or get scoffed at. I know some loud vegans think it's okay to insult meat eaters and ITS NOT OKAY. But most of us just want to live our lives our way. It's literally just a lifestyle choice. Leave us alone and respect it. Don't say that saving animals is dumb or that saving the environment is dumb. Because you know what that just sounds like? "I'm super self centered and don't care about your opinions or morals and literally don't give a shit about anything or anyone else that my actions could affect. " Wow you sound great, a total cool person who is obviously cooler and better than me, >.<.
Trust me, if there's something real vegans would love to be loud about, is the fact that large scale restaurants and shit don't even offer vegan friendly soups, salads, or fries (looking at you McDonald's). Or that people always make comments about our diets or food. But we don't complain about it to you or at the restaurant because it's RUDE and we chose this lifestyle. But honestly fuck that. If I have to sit and listen to you complain about me, or whatever I eat and the teasing and the "just go vegetarian for a while it's too hard to deal with" then I'm allowed to say to myself " damn, nothing here is vegan".
I'm tired of vegan being treated like some hippy high maintenance thing when it really IS good for you and it DOES really help animals and the environment. So stop making people feel stupid or putting them in a box because they're vegan or vegetarian. Sure including meat in your diet can be healthy but the way people do it today ISNT. Coming from a nutrients stand point, one serving of meat is generally the size of your fist or palm, it should be PAIRED with something else as just one PART of the meal not the main part unless it's a special occasion, party, or something. That's too much. and that dumb ass myth that soy is bad for you? It is literally in so much other foods, and it's been proven that 1-2 servings a day can help reduce the risk of breast cancer. if anything, take a look at the benefits of being vplantbased and you'll be shocked at how many health benefits there are. And don't come at me for health benefits or anything, I read about it, wrote a paper on it for school, and always listen to both sides. I know what I'm talking about.
Moral of the story: respect people's life choices and just keep your close minded comments to yourself (ON BOTH SIDES).
Anyways, salty vegan rant is over. For now...
#vegan#veganfood#veganism#veganlife#vegetarian#vegetables#rant#personal rant#sorry for the rant#mini rant#annoyed#plants#plantbaseddiet#food#foodphotography#foodblogger#rude#respect#bts#bts army
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All the couples in your mcu highschool au
Steve and Bucky used to be together, literally Steve was kinda clingy, like hed text Bucky every fucking 2 mins to ask if he was doing okay, maybe thats part of the reason they broke up, the main reason is unknown ((((:.
Steve and Sam are now a couple, theyre petty over everything, they dont really argue but like theres alot of bitch faces given, but they fucking love eachother regardless. Steve always gives Bucky the notes of the days hes missed (Bucky is fucking absent or late alot) and on the top hed put a friendly heart or happy facw or something and Sam sits there like.
Thor and Bruce are a recent couple, Thor literally treats Bruce as his savior. Bruce sits all the way in the front with Tony and Thor sits in the back with Loki but whenever Bruce drops his notebook onto the floor every 4 fucking seconds, Thor would get his attention with a psst and blow him a kiss and Bruce has to ask to use the bathroom immediatly after that to take a fucking breath. Thor probably is one of the only people who gets Bruce and wants to treat him respectfully knowing that Bruce came out of a shitty enviroment at his household. Bruce literally isnt even sure if theyre even a couple AFTER TWO FUCKING WEEKS, like he thinks every single kiss or pet name is platonic.
Nebula and Mantis are the opposites attract couple. If somebody touches Nebula’s Mantis then there will be blood. They like to vent to eachother.
Gamora and Peter, Scott and Janet, Tchalla and Nakia, Okoye and Wkabi are all the same like on screen.
Tchalla is in a Poly relationship with Nakia and Mbaku, Mbaku’s a vegan and he offered Tchalla some tofu nuggets and they almost broke up. They fight for dominance. Bear hug tho!
Tony talks shit and Stephen talks shit. Perfect couple. (Tony from comics not mcu dickhead tony, and a non white dr strange ((: )
lOki iS tHe gRanDmASTErs hOE, tHe GrAnDsuGardAdDy fUckS hIs tRoPhY tWinK
(Mcu tony stans dont interact)
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Honestly the parts of Legends where they are disasters who never pick up their socks and leave the dishes in the sink just charms me to no end. Like of course Ray made a chore wheel; the entire kitchen was just Sara's infinite collection of discarded sweaters and Mick's empties. They were all raised by wolves & I love them.
okay so if stein is anything like my dad, he’s constantly the one doing the dishes and the laundry because he literally cannot live like this. it’s driving him out of his mind. and like oh boy is he fucking pissy about it too but everyone is fairly content to ignore him until ray is like GUYS THIS ISNT FAIR IM MAKING A CHORE WHEEL.
First of all- everyone but stein and amaya (who is also Very Tidy, thank you) are like WHAT THIS IS SO UNFAIR YOU CANT MAKE US RAY WHAT THE HELL and ray is like we are going to be a family and family means CHORE WHEEL.
now i want us all to discuss that nick nicky pasta fasul zano has, in his real life, never done a dish. not once. not a single dish. you hand him a dish and a bottle of dawn and he’s gonna just hand it off to his mom, and then, because she is an italian mother, she will praise him for even remembering to hand her the dish and not just fucking leave it wherever god this is a broken system. it’s broken
anyway, i imagine nate is the same. like cooking he’s fine with, but dishes? he’s like UGH CANT I TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!?!? I HATE DISHES. UUUUUUHHHHHGGGHHGUUGHH and sara is like listen fuckmeat i did the dishes last night if you dont do the dishes tonight you’re gonna wake up without a face and nate is like UGH FINE and does them, begrudgingly, but also ALWAYS does them wrong not even on purpose he’s not that clever he’s just bad at doing dishes and so stein always has to redo them.
eventually certain names are removed from certain parts of the chore chart- nate doesnt have to do dishes or laundry but then has to cook and deal with garbage more. mick isn’t allowed to cook because all he makes are sloppy joes. sara is banned from laundry because she put too much starch in ONE TIME, ONE TIME OKAY, and she’s also not allowed to cook because all she makes are dinosaur nuggets and captain crunch. which was FINE for the kids i BABYSAT, so maybe you should all be a LITTLE MORE GRATEFUL.
amaya cooks like an old lady grandma and makes mostly veggie loaf. sweet vegan baby.
everyone laments that they miss kendra’s cooking bc kendra actually decided to learn how to cook in the 50s and it was SO GOOD. they kidnap her and are like please make dinner. we’ve had nothing but dinosaur nuggets for 3 weeks. and kendra is like well uh- you want to maybe call next time???
ray is also mostly vegan by choice in terms of eating so amaya’s always happy when he cooks and everyone else is like UGH TOFU SCRAMBLE I HATE YOU RAY
jax, ray, stein, and amaya are the only 4 that can do any of the chores without somehow ruining it for everyone, jax yelling I HAD A SINGLE MOTHER SO UNLIKE SOME OF YOU I HAD TO LEARN HOW TO BE A HUMAN BEING and sara like WELL LA DI DA LOOK AT THIS FANCY BITCH
force ghost len shows up for hanukkah dinner, critiques the latkes, and then leaves
edit: I FORGOT RIP BECAUSE HE WASNT THERE FOR THE CHORE WHEEL BUT HE WOULDVE BEEN SO DAMN PROUD. he may have even given a fond grin for a fraction of a second, which is high praise from an english person
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I hate veganism Like being vegan is great (if you can afford to shop the produce section, or if you even have one at your grocery store), but it's not doing anything as a poverty-class, disabled trans person that's anticapitalist because well... I can't fucking feed myself. And because it shouldn't, and ISNT the responsibility of low class, already marginalized people. ALSO veganism has been bastardized into a fucking capitalist marketing ploy and I'm sorry, shopping for groceries at Whole Foods or Nat Grocers does not make you any more of a Super Leftist than anyone else. I'm tired of elitism and ableism in lefism. Just because I can't afford fucking tofu or beans and rice or whatever else y'all make up fancy to facetiously otherize yourself from petty fucking bougiouse actions like brunch or smoothies, doesn't mean I don't fucking feel the effects of capitalism literally killing me. Let me have a .90¢ box of mac and cheese because I literally cannot cut vegetables with my crippled fucking hands. Oh just cook beans and rice u say?? Like as if I even can afford a proper pot to cook rice in. Or afford to keep all my utilities on? So where's your magical beans and rice vegan godsend bullshit now? I love vegan food. But I hate vegan/ism/ and the culture, even leftist vegan culture. Y'all never stop being fucking ableist as shit.
#veganism#anticapitalistas#antifa#leftism#marxism#Marxist#vegan#vegan straight edge#personal#text#post
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so i had a dream last night and granted there was a lot of shit happening including but not limited to infiltrating an abandoned research facility and evading cops on the highway
but after all this nonsense we safely land at home and ive got this ballerass burrito like this burrito just came into being out of nowhere for no reason and it was mine and ive eaten like half of it before ive gotta put it down to advance the plot some but like i am absolutely dead set on gettin back to this other half of this burrito
im talkin like jerk tofu and rice and beans and tomatoes and onions and avocados and all kinds of good shit and its got a bay leaf in there and it is one fuck of a good burrito
i might be talkin to this dream npc like i care but nah my entire focus is on gettin back to this burrito which is mine i want to emphasize this is my burrito to enjoy in my dream
the anticipation just builds for me to get back and finish this burrito the longer this conversation about who fucking knows or cares goes on something about making sure we arent found out and arrested or some shit that isnt important
and im like inching closer to this burrito on the countertop the whole time and im so looking forward to getting to this burrito and finally finishing the other half cause god damn its such a good burrito
and then i woke up
i woke up before i could finish the dream burrito
im so fucking unreasonably mad
#this was like hours ago even#and im still mad about it#ill never forget you dream burrito#honors college took my dream journal
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