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Hannah and Bea watch Star Wars
A few weeks ago, my bestie @floatyteabag (Hannah) and I (Bea) watched Star Wars: Attack of the Clones together. I, being a lifelong Star Wars nerd and a lover of all things Obi-Wan, somehow managed to rope this awesome human into watching the second sequel with me, keeping in mind she had never seen them before.
This is some of our live commentary, lacking in any context, which I felt needed to be shared with you all. I’m also leaving absolutely no indication as to who said what, to make it even funnier.
“FUCKING HELL WTF THEY BLEW UP ALREADY”
“R2 rolling about, he don’t give a fuck.”
“The face of a man who was WRONG.”
“Imagine R2 but as a hoover/vacuum. Perfection”
“‘He wouldn’t assassinate anyone’ 0-0 bro anyone named Count Dooku ain’t a good bro, bro”
“I don’t trust this man.” “I won’t spoil anything but you really shouldn’t lmao.”
“Captain Tofu?”
“Ooo someone’s in trouble. It’s me, idk why I said that”
“It’s better than my croissant attempt.”
“‘She’s a politician and they’re not to be trusted’ THAT IS THE BEST QUOTE”
“Ew look at the centipedes”
“How is she asleep like that. I would’ve had cramp in my wrist after 5 minutes.”
“HE JUST YEETED HIMSELF OUT OF THE WINDOW.”
“Anakin is me driving.” “Obi-Wan is me in your passenger seat.”
“We’d be a menace to society but that’s their problem, not ours.”
“He fully skydived out of the car.”
“Obi-Wan is so chill. He’s just ‘>_> hate it when he does that’ like he’s done this before??? Aight”
“‘I want to go home and rethink my life’ same babes.”
“Omg Bea that is legit us, me being Anakin, the underage loser.”
“Bestie we ARE Anakin and Obi-Wan.”
“ITS BOBA FETT. No it’s not. YES IT IS. Hmmm.”
“Boba Fettacini.”
“Yoda floating around on the wii fit board.”
“Padme who let you lead a country.”
“WE ARE HANNAKIN AND OBEA-WAN.”
“Rocking up to space McDonalds” “I’d order a milkshake.”
“I stg if I become attached to this Cody dude.” “I’m VERY attached to the clones and it never ends well in Star Wars, so I’m dragging you down with me.”
“Look at the Pixar lamps!”
“He VIOLATED him for no reason!”
“PADME YOU DID NOT JUST SHOOT HIM DOWN WITH NO DEFENCE.”
“All I see are some cotton earbuds”
“So there’s like 50 clones of the same person running around?” “…..much more than 50.”
“Anakin, many things are smooth on that planet and you are NOT one of them.”
“Padme was over it before it had even begun.”
“Absolute kings. They deserve their own show….wait they have their own show….they deserve MORE Then.”
“🎵 the hiiiiiiilllss are aliiiiiiiive 🎵”
“Anakin’s a communist confirmed-“
“OH MY HOLY ITS THE MEME.”
“Yes. Step on Anakin”
“Calm down Harry Potter with your floating Pear.”
“Anakin thinks he’s Shakespeare.”
“An extract from The Prelude: by Anakin Skywalker 🌺”
“I want a jet pack.”
“Ohh kick him!”
“Love how Boba, who is like ten, is just *shooty mcshooty*”
“‘Oh not good’ BABES LET GO”
“Hmmm yes ship is flying away *activates glowstick*” “it’s for the aesthetic.”
“Hey Ani, uh I kinda sold your Mom to some rando but hey we’re still cool right??”
“Boba: hehehehehe 😄”
“‘Get him dad, get him, FIRE’ this isn’t CALL OF DUTY, BOBA.”
“Mothman wannabe.”
“Obi-Wan: I’m an international…superspy. SUPERSPYYYYYY.”
“Why is Tom Jones there?”
“she can’t die! I’m actually crying…..never mind I started laughing at Anakin’s face.”
“Lmao I love how Obi-Wan was talking for a straight minute and R2 was like ‘I’m busy sir, the audacity.’”
“‘It’s all Obi-Wan’s fault!’ Babes Obi-Wan isnt with you.” “Anakin take a chill pill!”
“‘R2 what are you doing here’ that’s fucking rude. Let him be.”
“Poor Jar Jar he just wants to make friends.”
“Don’t speak of Qui-Gon you HOE.”
“Count Dooku, turning on his voice chair: I want you on my team, Obi-Wan.”
“Parliament would be so much better if they floated in those pods.”
“Padme: maybe I can find a diplomatic solution to this.’ Anakin: *grabs glowstick*”
“‘Obtuse’ 3PO HOW DARE YOU.”
“Someone put Padme on total wipeout.”
“‘I want to go home’ ‘what did I do to deserve this’ 3PO is too relatable.”
“Padme chose the wrong day to wear white.”
“‘Obi-Wan’s gonna kill me’ priorities dude”
“‘Good job’ sass king.”
“Obi-Wan- the king of puns.”
“How is Padme not crying.” “Legit. I bang my hip on the bed frame and it’s like almost waterworks.”
“Ahhhhh my kings they are coming.”
“Oooo a purple wand.”
“Jango doing the spiny gun thing. Show off.”
“I know he did NOT just decapitate jango.” “And his son was just 0-0 off to the side.”
“‘I am beside myself.’ I WISH I WAS THIS QUICK.”
“I care too much about the clones I swear to god.”
“I WANT TO BE IN THE POD WITH THE GUN.” “YOU IN THE GUNNERS NEST WOULD BE FERAL.”
“Ooooo hamster wheels.”
“‘PAHDMAHY’”
“Anakin you pleb.”
“If he has a red glowstick you know he’s a bad guy.”
“That clone just wanted an excuse to go home”
“He just straight up lost an arm. Hope he’s not right handed.”
“Bet Yoda’s glowstick is green……BAM.”
“THE CLONE WARS HAS BEGUN BABBYYYYYY.”
“PALPATINE NEEDS TO DO A BETTER JOB AT HIDING HIS CHIN.”
“‘Without the clones it wouldn’t have been a victory’ too fucking right. My boys deserve recognition.”
“The clones carried this.” “The clones carry everything these losers do.”
“MARRIAGE?!????”
“It’s like a Vegas wedding. ✨ spontaneous ✨”
This was genuinely the most fun I’ve had watching a Star Wars movie with anyone. Han’ is hilarious and together we destroyed the movie while ironically loving it. We’ve watched ROTS, up next is Solo. And I actually cannot wait for that trainwreck.
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42. “I need a hug”
73. “Oh, are you ticklish?”
Somehow, Henry had thought that being a prince here would be different. Eton was full of the sons of politicians and billionaires, and Philip had fit in well enough, so he’d thought surely he would, too. But so far, he’s mostly just been gawked at, fawned over, and asked for his autograph. Everyone wants him in their house, or in their group project, but it’s always more for the fact that he’s a prince than anything about him. That is, until a boy slides in next to him in chapel, holding out a hand with, “I’m Pez, like the sweets.”
“Henry.”
“Nice to meet you, Henry. Are you drawing a spaceship?” Henry blushes, trying to hide it, but Pez leans in for a closer look. “It’s wicked.”
“Thank you.” Henry’s pretty sure that drawing a spaceship isn’t proper princely behavior, but he can’t find it in himself to care, especially not when Pez is treating him like an actual person for the first time since he’s come here.
“We’re meant to be doing a group project in English tomorrow,” Pez says, leaning over to whisper when the pastor starts. “You’re good at English, I know because I see you reading all the time. Be my partner? I’ll do the presentation.”
“Okay.” He’s not sure how to feel about Pez noticing him reading, but he’ll do anything for a partner who will let him get out of presenting for the class. Pez grins at him, and when they are assigned a partnered project in English, the two of them partner up. It’s the beginning of something that Henry’s not sure either of them could have seen coming.
Their first night working together, they’re in Henry’s room, and Pez decides halfway through that it’s too boring, and he’s going to change it. He drags Henry into his own room, and Henry’s not sure he’s ever seen so many bright colors. The furniture in Buckingham and Kensington and Holyrood and every other palace he’s grown up in is the same series of jewel tones or gaudy golds, but Pez’s room is an explosion of every color of the rainbow, each of them turned up to eleven. He looks around with a grin, then says, “pick something.”
“What?”
“For your room. It’s too boring; you have to pick something to make it not boring before we can keep working.” So Henry does; he picks a lava lamp (one of at least three scattered around the room), and Pez helps him find the perfect spot for it before they go back to their project.
He’d never tell anyone, but Henry leaves it on all night, just watching the lava blob up and down and wondering if maybe, he’s made his first friend.
Their project goes well, and that could be the end of it. Henry is half expecting that to be the end of it, but Pez sits next to him for lunch, and they talk about Star Wars and football and what they like to do when they’re not at school. Pez is the first person outside his family to ever laugh at Henry, and Henry doesn’t mind. That Christmas, he asks for a big Star Wars Lego set, and he and Pez build it together during Lent Half. It’s the first thing Henry’s brought for his room. He also brings back socks to help grow Pez’s impressive collection of bright socks and further his fight against Eton’s uniforms, and Pez is absolutely delighted.
From there, he and Pez become inseparable. They do every project together, they pass notes in chapel, and they’re almost always together at meals. After classes are done for the day, they can be found in one of their rooms, and slowly, Henry’s starts to get more personality. Philip comes to visit one day and clearly has some thoughts about it he won’t voice, but Bea loves it, and it makes Henry feel happy. Pez says that’s all it really needs to do, and Henry has to agree with him.
Still, it’s not all perfect. Even with a friend like Pez, one who’s loud and excitable enough to draw as much attention away from Henry as possible, there’s still the simple fact of his royalty. There will always be people who want to push and prod at him, always people wanting pictures or autographs or a chance at a limelight. And sometimes, it gets to be a lot. The first time it gets to be too much while he and Pez are friends, Henry goes where he always does, a little stand of trees where no one finds him. He thinks he’ll be fine there, just by himself, but somehow, he’s not particularly surprised when Pez sits down beside him.
“Want to talk about it?”
“No,” Henry says. He might be crying, and princes probably shouldn’t cry, but he can’t bring himself to care. This is Pez.
“Okay. Can I help?”
“I think... I think maybe I need a hug.” And Pez doesn’t ask questions, doesn’t try to understand anything. He just hugs Henry tightly.
He hugs Henry tightly, and when Henry calms down a bit, Pez wiggles his fingers near Henry’s stomach experimentally. Henry pulls back with a squawk, and Pez grins.
“Oh, are you ticklish, your highness?”
“Don’t call me that.”
“But you are ticklish? Come here.” Pez reaches for him, managing to get to him before Henry can get away, and he pins him to the grass and starts to tickle him. Henry’s never met anyone who would tickle a prince, but if anyone would, it’s Pez.
“Oi, stop it! I’ll... I’ll call security,” he manages though his laughter, but they both know it’s an empty threat. Still, Pez sits back on his heels, grinning a bit.
“Better?”
“Better. Thank you.” Henry’s not sure if he can convey his overwhelming gratitude in those two little words, but Pez is the first person he’s met who doesn’t treat him like he’s anyone particularly special, and it’s more refreshing than he’s willing to admit. Pez nods, and Henry gets the feeling Pez knows exactly what he’s thinking.
“Of course, mate. What are friends for? Now, come on, or we’ll be late for prayers.” He helps Henry up off the ground and brushes leaves out of his hair on their way back to their house. And if Henry hadn’t been confident in their friendship before, he knows now that he and Pez are going to be friends for a long, long time.
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Hi! This isn’t romantic, but I hope that’s alright? Given the trajectory of Alex’s and Henry’s relationship, I couldn’t think of a point where one of them would ask for a hug when they wouldn’t know exactly where the other is ticklish.
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Also, as a side note, nothing has radialized me like reading Eton’s wikipedia page. I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior, and this is the thanks I get? Anyway, the one redeeming grace of this classist school is Eton Pop Waistcoats, and Pez gets into Pop purely so he can wear one.
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Want to support the Hannah Makes Art fund? You can buy me a ko-fi here!
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40 Things You NEVER Knew About Your Favorite Disney Princesses
You most likely grew up watching the classic Disney movies with princesses you would pretend to be while wearing a costume from Toys’R Us as you danced around the house. Maybe that was last week for you no judgement…you do you but most likely it’s a cherished childhood memory.
But did you know those girls were holding out on you? How old is Snow White really? And what size shoe did Cinderella wear? Exactly.
You don’t know all their secrets, until now…
1
Walt Disney’s favorite princess was Cinderella.
via: Playbuzz
Ilene Woods, who voiced the character of Cinderella, remembered Walt Disney saying to her, “You’re my favorite heroine, you know.” She said, “You mean Cinderella?” “Yes,” he said, “there’s something about that story I associate with.”
2
Elsa’s ice palace changes color to reflect her feelings.
via: PopSugar
When she is happy, the castle is blue.It turns red when she is scared, yellow when she is angry, and purple when she is sad.
When she’s really moody I imagine it looks like a Disco ball in there.
3
The only Disney princess who has a duet with a villain is Anna from Frozen.
via: Wikimedia
Apparently bad guys aren’t so into singing little musical numbers with the people they’re about to corrupt except Hans he can’t keep that song to himself.
4
Sleeping Beauty only has 18 lines in the whole movie, the least of any princess.
via: PopSugar
That makes sense, seeing as she’s sleeping most of the time.
How can I get that gig?
5
“Part of Your World” was almost cut from The Little Mermaid.
via: Disney
Why? Because some kid in the test audience spilled his popcorn, which made the chairman of Walt Disney Studios think that children would think the slow song was boring instead of thinking kids spill crap all the time.
6
Belle is the only person in her town who wears blue.
via: PopSugar
This was done to show that she was an outsider among the townspeople.
But if you pay attention, you’ll see that The Beast is later wearing blue, and he has blue eyes, soit was basically meant to be if you’re into hairy guys.
7
Cinderella’s shoe size is a 4 1/2.
via: Wikimedia
That has to set some sort of tiny foot record.
And honestly, how hard could it be to find whose shoe that was? Are there that many people in the town with teeny tiny feet?
8
The only Disney princesses who wear pants are Jasmine and Mulan.
via: WordPress
In other words, they were the most comfortable princesses in all the land.
9
Hercules and Ariel are technically cousins.
via: Fanpop
Ariel is the daughter of Triton, who is the son of Poseidon, who is the brother of Zeus and the father of Hercules.
Can you imagine the volleyball game at that family reunion?
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10
The argument over the color of Aurora’s dress is based on a real wardrobe squabble.
via: WordPress
There was said to be a disagreement in the studio about what the princess’s dress color should be,so they just added that into the film.
They were doing their own, “What color is the dress?!?” thing before that was ever cool.
11
Beyonc almost voiced Princess Tiana.
via: Wikimedia
Apparently she wasn’t Irreplaceable though, because herDreamgirls castmate Anika Noni Rose got the gig after Queen B didn’t think she should have to audition.
Hey, fair is fair.
12
The only Disney princess who doesn’t have an American accent? Merida.
via: Wikimedia
Which is odd, seeing as the Disney princesses are thought to be from around the world.
13
Cinderella’s dress transformation is said to be Walt Disney’s favorite piece of animation ever.
via: Daily Mail
See? Walt really did have a thing for Cinderella.
14
Mulan and Princess Tiana are the only left-handed princesses.
via: PopSugar
If you will recall, Ariel signed over her voice and combed her hair with a fork with her right hand, apparently.
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15
The only Disney princess who has hazel eyes is Belle.
via: Disney
To be honest, they look kind of brown, but that’s the deal with hazel eyes they kind of just look like every color.
16
Sleeping Beauty‘s Aurora is the only princess who has violet eyes.
via: PopSugar
Nope, definitely not hazel.
17
In case there was confusion,Ariel was created as a redhead to differentiate her from the mermaid in Splash.
via: PopSugar
Since Daryl Hannah starred in Splash in 1984, Disney creators wanted Ariel to stand out from the famous blond mermaid by giving her fiery red hair.
Because, you know, it’s hard to tell a cartoon from an actual woman/mermaid.
18
The strand of hair that always falls into Belle’s face wasn’t meant to be a fashion statement, but rather meant to show that she wasn’t perfect.
via: Disney
“The only thing I wrote [to describe Belle physically] was ‘she has a little wisp of hair that keeps falling in her face’,” said Linda Woolverton, the first woman to write a screenplay for a Disney movie with Beauty and the Beast. “Because I wanted her not to be perfect. It was important that not every hair be in place.”
19
The only princesses with more than one love interest are Pocahontas and Princess Anna.
via: Film Inspector
Pocahontas is courted by both Kocoum and John Smith, and actually John Rolfe if we’re looking at the second movie and/or historical facts.
As for Frozen’s Princess Anna, she’s pursued by Prince Hans and Kristoff.
It’s hell being pretty, you know?
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20
The dance between Prince Adam and Belle at the end of the movie is reused animation from Sleeping Beauty.
via: Pinterest
Ummm…awkward.Disney was running out of time during the production of Beauty and the Beast, so they just reused the animated dance between Princess Aurora and Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty.
21
Cinderella loses her shoe not once, not twice, but three different times throughout the film.
via: Pinterest
First, when she is delivering breakfast to her stepsisters and stepmother, second, when she is fleeing the prince’s castle at midnight, and finally, as she runs down the stairs at her wedding.
Crazy thought: Maybe get shoes that aren’t slip-ons.
22
Belle’s personality was inspired by a character from Little Women.
via: PopSugar
Linda Woolverton, screenwriter for Beauty and the Beast, said that she drew inspiration for Belle from Katharine Hepburn’s portrayal of Jo March in the 1933 version of Little Women.
23
The only princess who ever had an official job was Tiana.
via: PopSugar
Work it, girl!
Although Cinderella worked her shoes off, she never got paid for it. Figures.
24
Pocahontas almost had a different sidekick.
via: PopSugar
Shewas going to have a speaking sidekick a talking turkey named Redfeather voiced by John Candy, which would have been prettygreat.
But filmmakers decided to stick with mute sidekicks, and so we were givenMeeko, who was still kind of great.
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25
Elsa is the only princess who isn’t a teenager.
via: Wikimedia
She’s actually 21 years old, which means she could keep some beer on ice in that Frozen castle of hers.
26
But Snow White? She was only 14 years old.
via: FanPop
Nope, nothing weird about a girl shacking up with seven strange men. Nothing weird at all…
27
The only Disney princess to kiss a villain was Jasmine.
via: Disney
I guess she took one for the team, but…yuck.
28
The only princesses to encounter snow were Belle and Mulan.
via: WIkimedia
Until Anna and Elsa came along, of course.
29
Aurora was the last princess to be created before Walt Disney’s death.
via: PopSugar
He passed away in 1966, 23 years before The Little Mermaid was released.
Not that it matters though, because remember, he loved Cinderella best.
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30
The only Disney princess whose character is based on a real person is Pocahontas.
via: Wikimedia
Mulan’s warrior character was based on legend which we’ll get to next and it turns out that mermaids don’t really exist.
31
Mulan is based on a legendary Chinese female warrior.
via: Movie Pilot
In the original story of Hua Mulan, she fools the troops until the end of the war and doesn’t reveal she is a woman until after it is over.
But, unlike Pocahontas, there isn’t solid proof of her actual existence.
32
Elsa was originally the villain of Frozen.
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40 Things You NEVER Knew About Your Favorite Disney Princesses
You most likely grew up watching the classic Disney movies with princesses you would pretend to be while wearing a costume from Toys’R Us as you danced around the house. Maybe that was last week for you no judgement…you do you but most likely it’s a cherished childhood memory.
But did you know those girls were holding out on you? How old is Snow White really? And what size shoe did Cinderella wear? Exactly.
You don’t know all their secrets, until now…
1
Walt Disney’s favorite princess was Cinderella.
via: Playbuzz
Ilene Woods, who voiced the character of Cinderella, remembered Walt Disney saying to her, “You’re my favorite heroine, you know.” She said, “You mean Cinderella?” “Yes,” he said, “there’s something about that story I associate with.”
2
Elsa’s ice palace changes color to reflect her feelings.
via: PopSugar
When she is happy, the castle is blue.It turns red when she is scared, yellow when she is angry, and purple when she is sad.
When she’s really moody I imagine it looks like a Disco ball in there.
3
The only Disney princess who has a duet with a villain is Anna from Frozen.
via: Wikimedia
Apparently bad guys aren’t so into singing little musical numbers with the people they’re about to corrupt except Hans he can’t keep that song to himself.
4
Sleeping Beauty only has 18 lines in the whole movie, the least of any princess.
via: PopSugar
That makes sense, seeing as she’s sleeping most of the time.
How can I get that gig?
5
“Part of Your World” was almost cut from The Little Mermaid.
via: Disney
Why? Because some kid in the test audience spilled his popcorn, which made the chairman of Walt Disney Studios think that children would think the slow song was boring instead of thinking kids spill crap all the time.
6
Belle is the only person in her town who wears blue.
via: PopSugar
This was done to show that she was an outsider among the townspeople.
But if you pay attention, you’ll see that The Beast is later wearing blue, and he has blue eyes, soit was basically meant to be if you’re into hairy guys.
7
Cinderella’s shoe size is a 4 ½.
via: Wikimedia
That has to set some sort of tiny foot record.
And honestly, how hard could it be to find whose shoe that was? Are there that many people in the town with teeny tiny feet?
8
The only Disney princesses who wear pants are Jasmine and Mulan.
via: WordPress
In other words, they were the most comfortable princesses in all the land.
9
Hercules and Ariel are technically cousins.
via: Fanpop
Ariel is the daughter of Triton, who is the son of Poseidon, who is the brother of Zeus and the father of Hercules.
Can you imagine the volleyball game at that family reunion?
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10
The argument over the color of Aurora’s dress is based on a real wardrobe squabble.
via: WordPress
There was said to be a disagreement in the studio about what the princess’s dress color should be,so they just added that into the film.
They were doing their own, “What color is the dress?!?” thing before that was ever cool.
11
Beyonc almost voiced Princess Tiana.
via: Wikimedia
Apparently she wasn’t Irreplaceable though, because herDreamgirls castmate Anika Noni Rose got the gig after Queen B didn’t think she should have to audition.
Hey, fair is fair.
12
The only Disney princess who doesn’t have an American accent? Merida.
via: Wikimedia
Which is odd, seeing as the Disney princesses are thought to be from around the world.
13
Cinderella’s dress transformation is said to be Walt Disney’s favorite piece of animation ever.
via: Daily Mail
See? Walt really did have a thing for Cinderella.
14
Mulan and Princess Tiana are the only left-handed princesses.
via: PopSugar
If you will recall, Ariel signed over her voice and combed her hair with a fork with her right hand, apparently.
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15
The only Disney princess who has hazel eyes is Belle.
via: Disney
To be honest, they look kind of brown, but that’s the deal with hazel eyes they kind of just look like every color.
16
Sleeping Beauty‘s Aurora is the only princess who has violet eyes.
via: PopSugar
Nope, definitely not hazel.
17
In case there was confusion,Ariel was created as a redhead to differentiate her from the mermaid in Splash.
via: PopSugar
Since Daryl Hannah starred in Splash in 1984, Disney creators wanted Ariel to stand out from the famous blond mermaid by giving her fiery red hair.
Because, you know, it’s hard to tell a cartoon from an actual woman/mermaid.
18
The strand of hair that always falls into Belle’s face wasn’t meant to be a fashion statement, but rather meant to show that she wasn’t perfect.
via: Disney
“The only thing I wrote [to describe Belle physically] was ‘she has a little wisp of hair that keeps falling in her face’,” said Linda Woolverton, the first woman to write a screenplay for a Disney movie with Beauty and the Beast. “Because I wanted her not to be perfect. It was important that not every hair be in place.”
19
The only princesses with more than one love interest are Pocahontas and Princess Anna.
via: Film Inspector
Pocahontas is courted by both Kocoum and John Smith, and actually John Rolfe if we’re looking at the second movie and/or historical facts.
As for Frozen’s Princess Anna, she’s pursued by Prince Hans and Kristoff.
It’s hell being pretty, you know?
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20
The dance between Prince Adam and Belle at the end of the movie is reused animation from Sleeping Beauty.
via: Pinterest
Ummm…awkward.Disney was running out of time during the production of Beauty and the Beast, so they just reused the animated dance between Princess Aurora and Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty.
21
Cinderella loses her shoe not once, not twice, but three different times throughout the film.
via: Pinterest
First, when she is delivering breakfast to her stepsisters and stepmother, second, when she is fleeing the prince’s castle at midnight, and finally, as she runs down the stairs at her wedding.
Crazy thought: Maybe get shoes that aren’t slip-ons.
22
Belle’s personality was inspired by a character from Little Women.
via: PopSugar
Linda Woolverton, screenwriter for Beauty and the Beast, said that she drew inspiration for Belle from Katharine Hepburn’s portrayal of Jo March in the 1933 version of Little Women.
23
The only princess who ever had an official job was Tiana.
via: PopSugar
Work it, girl!
Although Cinderella worked her shoes off, she never got paid for it. Figures.
24
Pocahontas almost had a different sidekick.
via: PopSugar
Shewas going to have a speaking sidekick a talking turkey named Redfeather voiced by John Candy, which would have been prettygreat.
But filmmakers decided to stick with mute sidekicks, and so we were givenMeeko, who was still kind of great.
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25
Elsa is the only princess who isn’t a teenager.
via: Wikimedia
She’s actually 21 years old, which means she could keep some beer on ice in that Frozen castle of hers.
26
But Snow White? She was only 14 years old.
via: FanPop
Nope, nothing weird about a girl shacking up with seven strange men. Nothing weird at all…
27
The only Disney princess to kiss a villain was Jasmine.
via: Disney
I guess she took one for the team, but…yuck.
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The only princesses to encounter snow were Belle and Mulan.
via: WIkimedia
Until Anna and Elsa came along, of course.
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Aurora was the last princess to be created before Walt Disney’s death.
via: PopSugar
He passed away in 1966, 23 years before The Little Mermaid was released.
Not that it matters though, because remember, he loved Cinderella best.
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The only Disney princess whose character is based on a real person is Pocahontas.
via: Wikimedia
Mulan’s warrior character was based on legend which we’ll get to next and it turns out that mermaids don’t really exist.
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Mulan is based on a legendary Chinese female warrior.
via: Movie Pilot
In the original story of Hua Mulan, she fools the troops until the end of the war and doesn’t reveal she is a woman until after it is over.
But, unlike Pocahontas, there isn’t solid proof of her actual existence.
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Elsa was originally the villain of Frozen.
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40 Things You NEVER Knew About Your Favorite Disney Princesses
You most likely grew up watching the classic Disney movies with princesses you would pretend to be while wearing a costume from Toys’R Us as you danced around the house. Maybe that was last week for you no judgement…you do you but most likely it’s a cherished childhood memory.
But did you know those girls were holding out on you? How old is Snow White really? And what size shoe did Cinderella wear? Exactly.
You don’t know all their secrets, until now…
1
Walt Disney’s favorite princess was Cinderella.
via: Playbuzz
Ilene Woods, who voiced the character of Cinderella, remembered Walt Disney saying to her, “You’re my favorite heroine, you know.” She said, “You mean Cinderella?” “Yes,” he said, “there’s something about that story I associate with.”
2
Elsa’s ice palace changes color to reflect her feelings.
via: PopSugar
When she is happy, the castle is blue.It turns red when she is scared, yellow when she is angry, and purple when she is sad.
When she’s really moody I imagine it looks like a Disco ball in there.
3
The only Disney princess who has a duet with a villain is Anna from Frozen.
via: Wikimedia
Apparently bad guys aren’t so into singing little musical numbers with the people they’re about to corrupt except Hans he can’t keep that song to himself.
4
Sleeping Beauty only has 18 lines in the whole movie, the least of any princess.
via: PopSugar
That makes sense, seeing as she’s sleeping most of the time.
How can I get that gig?
5
“Part of Your World” was almost cut from The Little Mermaid.
via: Disney
Why? Because some kid in the test audience spilled his popcorn, which made the chairman of Walt Disney Studios think that children would think the slow song was boring instead of thinking kids spill crap all the time.
6
Belle is the only person in her town who wears blue.
via: PopSugar
This was done to show that she was an outsider among the townspeople.
But if you pay attention, you’ll see that The Beast is later wearing blue, and he has blue eyes, soit was basically meant to be if you’re into hairy guys.
7
Cinderella’s shoe size is a 4 1/2.
via: Wikimedia
That has to set some sort of tiny foot record.
And honestly, how hard could it be to find whose shoe that was? Are there that many people in the town with teeny tiny feet?
8
The only Disney princesses who wear pants are Jasmine and Mulan.
via: WordPress
In other words, they were the most comfortable princesses in all the land.
9
Hercules and Ariel are technically cousins.
via: Fanpop
Ariel is the daughter of Triton, who is the son of Poseidon, who is the brother of Zeus and the father of Hercules.
Can you imagine the volleyball game at that family reunion?
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10
The argument over the color of Aurora’s dress is based on a real wardrobe squabble.
via: WordPress
There was said to be a disagreement in the studio about what the princess’s dress color should be,so they just added that into the film.
They were doing their own, “What color is the dress?!?” thing before that was ever cool.
11
Beyonc almost voiced Princess Tiana.
via: Wikimedia
Apparently she wasn’t Irreplaceable though, because herDreamgirls castmate Anika Noni Rose got the gig after Queen B didn’t think she should have to audition.
Hey, fair is fair.
12
The only Disney princess who doesn’t have an American accent? Merida.
via: Wikimedia
Which is odd, seeing as the Disney princesses are thought to be from around the world.
13
Cinderella’s dress transformation is said to be Walt Disney’s favorite piece of animation ever.
via: Daily Mail
See? Walt really did have a thing for Cinderella.
14
Mulan and Princess Tiana are the only left-handed princesses.
via: PopSugar
If you will recall, Ariel signed over her voice and combed her hair with a fork with her right hand, apparently.
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15
The only Disney princess who has hazel eyes is Belle.
via: Disney
To be honest, they look kind of brown, but that’s the deal with hazel eyes they kind of just look like every color.
16
Sleeping Beauty‘s Aurora is the only princess who has violet eyes.
via: PopSugar
Nope, definitely not hazel.
17
In case there was confusion,Ariel was created as a redhead to differentiate her from the mermaid in Splash.
via: PopSugar
Since Daryl Hannah starred in Splash in 1984, Disney creators wanted Ariel to stand out from the famous blond mermaid by giving her fiery red hair.
Because, you know, it’s hard to tell a cartoon from an actual woman/mermaid.
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The strand of hair that always falls into Belle’s face wasn’t meant to be a fashion statement, but rather meant to show that she wasn’t perfect.
via: Disney
“The only thing I wrote [to describe Belle physically] was ‘she has a little wisp of hair that keeps falling in her face’,” said Linda Woolverton, the first woman to write a screenplay for a Disney movie with Beauty and the Beast. “Because I wanted her not to be perfect. It was important that not every hair be in place.”
19
The only princesses with more than one love interest are Pocahontas and Princess Anna.
via: Film Inspector
Pocahontas is courted by both Kocoum and John Smith, and actually John Rolfe if we’re looking at the second movie and/or historical facts.
As for Frozen’s Princess Anna, she’s pursued by Prince Hans and Kristoff.
It’s hell being pretty, you know?
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20
The dance between Prince Adam and Belle at the end of the movie is reused animation from Sleeping Beauty.
via: Pinterest
Ummm…awkward.Disney was running out of time during the production of Beauty and the Beast, so they just reused the animated dance between Princess Aurora and Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty.
21
Cinderella loses her shoe not once, not twice, but three different times throughout the film.
via: Pinterest
First, when she is delivering breakfast to her stepsisters and stepmother, second, when she is fleeing the prince’s castle at midnight, and finally, as she runs down the stairs at her wedding.
Crazy thought: Maybe get shoes that aren’t slip-ons.
22
Belle’s personality was inspired by a character from Little Women.
via: PopSugar
Linda Woolverton, screenwriter for Beauty and the Beast, said that she drew inspiration for Belle from Katharine Hepburn’s portrayal of Jo March in the 1933 version of Little Women.
23
The only princess who ever had an official job was Tiana.
via: PopSugar
Work it, girl!
Although Cinderella worked her shoes off, she never got paid for it. Figures.
24
Pocahontas almost had a different sidekick.
via: PopSugar
Shewas going to have a speaking sidekick a talking turkey named Redfeather voiced by John Candy, which would have been prettygreat.
But filmmakers decided to stick with mute sidekicks, and so we were givenMeeko, who was still kind of great.
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Elsa is the only princess who isn’t a teenager.
via: Wikimedia
She’s actually 21 years old, which means she could keep some beer on ice in that Frozen castle of hers.
26
But Snow White? She was only 14 years old.
via: FanPop
Nope, nothing weird about a girl shacking up with seven strange men. Nothing weird at all…
27
The only Disney princess to kiss a villain was Jasmine.
via: Disney
I guess she took one for the team, but…yuck.
28
The only princesses to encounter snow were Belle and Mulan.
via: WIkimedia
Until Anna and Elsa came along, of course.
29
Aurora was the last princess to be created before Walt Disney’s death.
via: PopSugar
He passed away in 1966, 23 years before The Little Mermaid was released.
Not that it matters though, because remember, he loved Cinderella best.
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The only Disney princess whose character is based on a real person is Pocahontas.
via: Wikimedia
Mulan’s warrior character was based on legend which we’ll get to next and it turns out that mermaids don’t really exist.
31
Mulan is based on a legendary Chinese female warrior.
via: Movie Pilot
In the original story of Hua Mulan, she fools the troops until the end of the war and doesn’t reveal she is a woman until after it is over.
But, unlike Pocahontas, there isn’t solid proof of her actual existence.
32
Elsa was originally the villain of Frozen.
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Laughing through Order 66 so you don’t cry again and all she cares about is the LIZARD.
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