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yesloulou · 1 year

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max verstappen: a very consistent man

#a driver. an aquarius. a chirlie #lestappen #max verstappen #charles leclerc #f1 #*#***#pics #fun fact in the second one lando actually said to him: are you guys gonna (let me in)#and then charles gave him the look and max had to apologize #i wish i was making this up

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incorrectbatfam · 1 year

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Batfam as the weirdest Tumblr asks you've ever received?

Dick: the person in my DMs who kept insisting I'm Jewish even after I told them I'm not

Jason: the tirade that felt like it was ghostwritten by the Joker. I posted it but Tumblr's search engine was designed by squirrels

Tim: the QAnoner telling me I'm a media insider pushing Biden's leftist agenda after Tim came out (I wish)

Damian: the person who sent me a picture of their dog. That was nice. I really needed that

Duke: the person who asked if I'll ever consider taking commissions. They were polite about it but the answer is no

Cullen: the person who wanted me to promote their Batfam x Danny Phantom Wattpad fanfic

Stephanie: shoutout to everyone who asks me how I'm doing. I won't unload my problems onto you but I appreciate it

Cassandra: I think someone tried to send me emojis but they came out as squares

Barbara: someone who came pretty close to guessing where I live based on how I speak

Harper: apologies to everyone asking for the batfam as anime but I saw 2 episodes of Death Note and that's the extent of what I know

Carrie: the commenter I reported for being under 13. I'm sorry but Tumblr has an age limit for a reason

Kate: the person who asked my opinion on a Black Widow jacket they found. They're just biker jackets but it's the thought that counts

Alfred: maybe I'm old and out of touch but why do people keep sending me my own posts?

Selina: anyone who's tried to flirt with me. Not spambots, actual people who developed a parasocial bond

Bruce: pretty much every PSA, signal boost, GoFundMe, etc. I'm not doing that to my followers

dishonorable mention to all the neckbeards. why are you on tumblr?

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thowawayuntilfurthernotice · 1 month

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A miHoYo gacha game with no POC characters using the blonde haired white guy character as an allegory for indigenous folks is pretty fucking tone deaf, not gonna lie.

#Honkai Star Rail #HSR #Honkai #HSR Aventurine #Aventurine Honkai Star Rail #I wish I was making this up

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blood-orange-juice · 5 months

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Ok, so I've just created an algorithm that perfectly mimics human behaviour when processing pictures in a certain way. With a single exception.

It can't stand crosses.

#creating an artificial vampire was not on my 2023 bingo #*sigh*#I wish I was making this up #AI truly behaves like the fae #imagine adding crosses to your art to protect it from whatever abomination I am going to create with it #eldritch AI

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theagentace · 4 months

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friendly reminder that they share the same voice actor

#i wish i was making this up #for the record i’m only referring to cpi gary and hikaru’s english va #club penguin #gary the gadget guy #ouran high school host club #hikaru hitachiin #todd haberkorn #club penguin island

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vespidphoenix · 3 months

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Finally ate my fortune cookie from tonight’s dinner. The fortune reads, “This is an extremely favorable day, just perfect for romance.”

I look at the time on my phone. There is less than an hour left of this ‘extremely favorable day’.

Then I remember that I am reading a Zosan fanfiction. Today is ‘just perfect for romance’—just not mine. 😭😂

#mundane fundane #one piece #one piece live action #zosan #one piece fanfiction #in which I am chronically single lmao #this is all happening five days before Valentine’s no less #i wish i was making this up

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liesmyth · 3 months

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One of the most #jock things about me is that I have a whole folder on my phone full of videos of myself at the gym that I took years ago for form check purposes, and they all have titles like “feb 9 good mornings set 3” and “BAD SQUAT brace more next time”

#I wish I was making this up #elle.txt

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allthebooksandcrannies · 6 months

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My sister-in-law and brother were talking about potential baby names this weekend and were trying to come up with good middle names to go with Diana. She asked if there were any good Greek mythology names to go with it, and I start listing "Iris, there's Penelope but I've got dibs on that one," "Athena" my brother chimes in, "yeah, and then there's Artemis but that's basically the sa—"

"Oh! Artemis! I like that one!" she chimes in. "We could do 'Diana Artemis'!"

"You— You want to— You're gonna name your kid Moon Moon?"

"Oh Moon Moon, that's such a cute nickname idea!"

So pray for Moon Moon y'all...

#i wish i was making this up #i apparently need to send her more memes bc she had NO idea i was referencing something #my brother and i just started at each other in agreement to never explain bc that would be hilarious #plus I think our shared Percy Jackson hyperfixation came to play #percy jackson #greek mythology #artemis #moon moon

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masculinemiracles · 6 months

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IM GONNA SCREAM

based on @cottagedeer 's golbaby D20 abomination scale....

#I wish I was making this up #mpreg #male pregnancy #simon petrikov #mpreg art #Nova Petrikov

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jewvian · 7 months

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A user here who claims to be, and I quote, a "Jedi apologist" (the fuck?), defends Hamas' slaughter of Jewish children and babies.

That's very Anakin coded. Very psycho vibes.

#text #antisemitism #i wish i was making this up #but these are the nut jobs of tumblr dot com!#the nut jobs of the very fucked up liberal left of recent years!#god these gen z idiots are gonna take office in so many countries in the future

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beauregardlionett · 1 year

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Cree, at the very end of c2e13: Lucien? the whole table: !!!!???? Liam: that’s just the first layer of the onion! there’s eight more names underneath! me, who has already sat through this campaign: NINE!!

#cr #c2e13 #m9 rewatch #liam o'brien #taliesin jaffe #lucien #mollymauk tealeaf #you honestly cannot write this shit #i wish i was making this up #critical role

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iamthekaijuking · 1 year

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