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jordydrawsmerch · 9 months
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Two Gentlemen 🎩
available as a print
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bayfuzzball7050 · 1 month
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This thing I made in Valentine’s Day but I forgot to post 🧌
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very-uncorrect · 9 months
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Maybe he really is the king of comedy
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anxiou13sami · 5 months
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⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ⁱⁿ ᵍᵒᵛᵉʳⁿᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᶜˡᵃˢˢ⸴ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵇᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᑫᵘⁱᶜᵏˡʸ⸴ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ʰᵃᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᶠⁱⁿⁱˢʰᵉᵈ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ ᔆᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ'ˢ ᵍᵃᵐᵉᵖˡᵃʸ⸴ ˢᵒ ᴵ ᵈᵉᶜⁱᵈᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵈʳᵃʷ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ˢᵏᵉᵗᶜʰᵉˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ᵐⁱⁿᵘᵗᵉˢ ˡᵉᶠᵗ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ʷᵉ ˡᵉᶠᵗ ᵃⁿʸʷᵃʸ⸴ ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ⸴ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗ ᵐᵃˢᵗᵉʳᵖⁱᵉᶜᵉˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵐᵉ ᴵ ᵈʳᵃʷ ᵖᵃʳᵗ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ᔆᵃᵐˢᵘⁿᵍ ᴳᵃˡᵃˣʸ ᴬ⁵² ⁵ᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱⁿᵍᵉʳˢ⸴ ᴹᵃⁿ⸴ ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᔆᵃˡ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵐᵘᶜʰ⸴ ʰᵉ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᵛᵒʳⁱᵗᵉ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳ⸴ ʰᵉ ᵈᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ⸴ ᴵ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᶠᵃⁿᶠⁱᶜˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʰⁱᵐ⸴ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʷʰʸ ᴵ ᵈʳᵉʷ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵗʸᵖᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᵈʳᵃʷⁱⁿᵍˢ ˡᵒˡ⁻(✿ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)⁾⁾
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bell-of-indecision · 7 months
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do you ever just forget that you're neurodivergent?
like you're doing fine and managing your symptoms well, so you literally forget about your mental illness, slowly stop taking care of yourself, let go of your accomodations, and obviously your symptoms come back to slit your throat and then you go "OH right, the ADHD"
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not-from-mars · 7 months
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I once confidently asserted to my parents that star trek tos contained a gay couple and was then forced to explain to them that spirk is so wildly popular among fans that I had genuinely forgotten it wasn’t canon
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phykoha · 6 months
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Where's that post I made about Future Leo inheriting Raph's savage mode? I need to reblog it so I remember it exists
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peepeedrip · 1 year
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my miles quaritch hc's (sfw & nsfw)
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a/n: this is the first time i've written something since i was 14 and if u know me from my harry potter phase no u don't 💀 NE ways im so scared to post this and if u have any criticism pls lmk ok bye bye
reader is afab if you would like me to make it gender neutral lmk 💪
here we go 🤯:
im sorry but the first thing i'm gonna talk about is those damn arms 😭 like imagine na'vi reader looking at him and being intrigued by his fingers and shit (like this fic on ao3 u already know) and then asking about his tattoo because ur totally not checking out his arms you're just really intrigued by the art on his skin ofc haha
he's not sure if you're checking him out or just genuinely curious about his different culture but he lets u come closer and touch him and stuff
he doesn't stop u until he can feel himself blushing getting uncomfortable at how close u are to him and he's like "ok ugh get off me 🙄" so that u don't see how his cheeks are tinted purple I MEAN UH yea he's totally disgusted by u lol haha /j
slow burn slow burn slow burn
he'll act all tough and scary around you, but doesn't let u see that he gets more fond of your presence with each passing day
eventually you can see him slowly warming up to you after a few weeks, always offering to carry stuff for you that really isn't that heavy, or when you're out in the forests of pandora telling you to "give me that fruit right there" so he can peel it for you and hand it over with his head turned away and a curt "welcome." on his lips after you thank him
you find his new behavior odd, but you aren't going to question why his tail flicks faster when you're near or why he always finds some way to be in your general proximity, especially with all the help he's been giving you recently
look at me. i know this man is a commander and he takes charge and whatnot but u know DAMN well he gets nervous around you. like
it doesn't matter if ur a human or na'vi or an avatar THIS MAN WILL FIND U HOT ASF 💀💀💀 like he's checking u out n shi behind ur back and lyle is looking at him like. dude. be so fucking fr
and lyle gets on his ass for it too 😭😭😭 like miles will be doing some daily ass task and lyle will come tease him about u
miles: licking some envelope to send papers to someone
lyle: damn i bet u wish that was y/n's-
miles: 👊💥
lyle: 😵😵‍💫😴 (he died) (jk but miles wishes he was fr 😭)
this man will try so hard to be suave and make the first move but he gets negative rizz around you 😭 u make him nervous lmao and he especially doesn't want to mess this up because of who he used to be so he goes into it way more gently than he would have in his past life
eventually once u realize u got a crush on this man ur gonna try to flirt too but he's TOO HOT ur gonna fumble and it just ends up in y'all having the perfect moments to kiss or make out or SOMETHING and y'all are just like "haha.... crazy weather we're having lol"
lyle and z-dog are punching y'all in their heads rn
i feel like eventually it would culminate in him leaving for a big mission like the one to capture jake and when he's telling u goodbye and turns around to leave u grab his hand and say "come back safe, please"
he looks at you surprised, but he regains his composure and grabs ur hand to bring it to his lips. "i will, cupcake. promise." SCREAMING CRYING PUNCHKNG MY WINDOW 🥊🥊💥💥
i can't remember who headcanoned that he calls u cupcake but he calls his ikran cupcake so he calls u cupcake AND WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT UR A GENUIS blessing the miles fandom fr
he definitely takes it slow because like i said, he knows who he used to be in his past life and wants to be a different man from that
and all the helping u out shit that he was doing before doesn't go away, in actuality it probably gets more frequent cause he always wants to be around u now
however when y'all kiss for the first time.... 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
im just saying in his past life he got to an old age, old age = experience. new young body = 😏
and this full on extends to the bedroom 🤭🤭
NSFW ahead warning 😟😱🤯‼️⚠️🔞
he is very gentle and doesn't pressure u AT ALL. however being gentle doesn't mean that he doesn't give u the most mind blowing show stopping sex you ever had your first time
def into oral. he goes down on u and i mean he goes down. holding your legs and hips down while his tongue flicks and runs over your cooter cat like it was the indy 500 bitch 😭 he is not playing around
he also enjoys having his dick in ur mouth ofc. he loves kissing ur lips so what better thing than to have them wrapped around his cock and balls?
he'll enjoy it if you fight back a little bit. he'll enjoy it if you submit to him completely. he'll enjoy it. just let this man cook 🤝
if u DO like to fight back 😼😼 ohh girl u already know his colonel side is coming out
overstims your pussy if ur into that, cause you wouldn't listen to him earlier so now he has to make u listen his way
"you like that, you little brat?" he asks with a gentle smack to your cheek. you're clenching around him HARD. "fuuuckkkk.. you just had to make trouble for yourself, didn't 'ya cupcake?" he's breathing into your ear, half moaning, half speaking cause girl that pussy got him in a CHOKEHOLD
won't stop until u tell him "sorry, sir" and apologize for acting against him. he's used to disciplining people from the army and he knows how to deal with people who get outta line
however if ur more on the submissive side MMMMHMMM u know he's gonna eat that up
like if he tells you to do something and u follow it no question..... mhmm u getting dicked down good tonight is all i'm saying 🕺🕺🕺
"god baby, so good for me.." he's peppering kisses all over your face and neck, thrusting into your pussy just the way you like it. "gonna fuck you so good baby.. fuck.. this pussy is gonna be good for me yeah?" yes sir 💂‍♀️😝🫡
sometimes he'll see just how far he can go with it, asking you to bend in absurd positions or follow absurd asks, and once he sees you do it without hesitation he feels a flame of possessiveness rise in him, hands and arms wrapping around you and praising how good you are for him
he will treasure u fr no matter what you're like for him, sometimes he just be mid-fucking u and he just looks at u like 'damn, i love u wtf' HES SO DOWN BAD GRRRRR
and sometimes you'll do the same where you'll just look up at him and you can't help but put a hand on the side of his face and breathe out, "i love you, miles" IM SOBBING CRYING
he love love loves u and u love love love him GRRRRR *blocks u two* GET A ROOM YUCK GROSSSSSS
this was the most heinous gut wrenching vomit inducing thing i've ever written if u read this far U A TROOPER FR🫡ok i gtg now it's 1 am now bye bye 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
also s/o to @nqify and @cuethediscoandthedrinks for making me want to get back into writing again go read their stuff rn OR ELSE 🤯🤯😡😡👊👊💥💥🥊🥊
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red-dead-sakharine · 3 months
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I forgot I had used the name on my dracthyr before I started playing bg3, lol
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Chat we are so back
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my boyfriend texted me “I can’t sleep, too many monsters.”
and my depressed ass said “tell me about those monsters, love.”
He fucking meANT THE ENERGY DRINK
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winged-bat · 2 years
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i am once again sharing more hcs i have 🫶
- once damian accidentally closed his door with alferd the cat in his room and so he woke up to cat poop right next to his pillow after this he puts a litter box in his room
- tim blasts music in his headphones and just jams out problem is he keeps doing it in the kitchen so he’s been walked in on a lot, the reaction varies depending on the person
jason just wanted a midnight snack, it to late for this shit, he ignores tim gets his snack and leaves
dick either joins the dancing wholeheartedly just jamming in complete silence or is a little shit and films it for blackmail purposes (mostly the latter if tims singing along offkeyly)
steph 100% films that shit and sends it to the gc amd you can just hear her laughing in the background
damian just stares at him until tim notices and lifts one of his headphones off his ear, looks his straight in the eyes says wtf and leaves
duke either didn’t notice at all, he walked in their half-asleep and thirsty or like steph filmed it and sent it to the gc
- tims weird snack is string cheese and peanut butter (i used to eat this all the time in elementary school)
- when dick was taken in by bruce and after he was more himself and was established as robin he enlisted the help of both alfred & bruce to paint his room and it ended in just a paint war, throughout the years he kept changing his room color and everytime got brucee & alfred to help (he finally left it with each wall a different one of the robin colors but not as bright)
- jason has plants and knows what all the different flowers stand for
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willgrahamsbecoming · 5 months
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happy frederick chilton friday !! 💛⭐👼
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therealmanorman · 5 months
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Modeling???
Why he so pink?? don't ask me about my style choice, once I get a proper laptop I will be wearing nacus outfit on Timmy and you cannot stop me one bit !! 🗣️ (christ this looks awful)
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mrow
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spaciebabie · 2 years
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"You guys really don't believe me huh"
Spacie. Spacie you're the one that metaphorically cock-blocked your viewers from getting a sun kiss.
You're the one who made sun AND moon ass real.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MARRIED A BOWL OF RICE THROUGH ANON ASKS
WHY DO YOU THINK WE'D TAKE THE THOUGHT OF AN NSFW SERIOUSLY/j
i keep forgetting i have lore sorry
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snowslugs · 4 months
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my beautiful wife who is so hot
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