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Still more Failtopia text posts
I think I have an infinite supply of these. People really liked the last one, for some reason, so here鈥檚 more
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Thinking about reblogging other failtopia works on this blog if that鈥檚 fine with everyone ^^
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Bo: I need a BF.
Bo: Billion. Fucking dollars.
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Chi: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Erica: No, I said, "Chi, don't lick the swing set," and then you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Erica," and then you licked the swing set.
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Lanc: date me
Chi: will there be potato
Lanc: 7 whole potato
Chi: we ride at midnight. bring potato
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Erica: You need to harness your repressed rage.
Friend: I don鈥檛 have any!
Erica: Spoken like a person with repressed rage.
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Chat we are so back
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Failboat: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. That鈥檚 because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Orion: That鈥檚 ridiculous. Name one example.
Failboat: Wasps.
Chat: Spiders.
Friend: Chihuahuas.
Mar: Shrimp.
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Big Bill: So, what are your powers?
Friend: I can heal people! :D
Bo: I'm immortal!
Erica: I can make good life decisions.
Big Bill: That's not a-
Failboat: No, trust us, she's our most important member.
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Shrimp: And sometimes, you achieve nothing in your life, and your parents tell you to move out!
Shrimp: But they just don't understand...
Shrimp: ...that your band's gonna take off very soon-
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Just a little update for this blog before I forget for another three months
I'm gonna try continue posting, however they'll probably go down to one post a day and it might be a little more sporadic
Reason being I'm just running out of content to use and the search gets harder, so it just gets more time consuming, and me being busy already means it's a little more of a struggle to get these out, we're getting through it though
Thank you for the patience and support on this blog! :)
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Failboat: Okay! Let me put it this way: life... is like a pinata.
Petunyawn: Colorful and full of stuff that makes you happy?
Failboat: ...Sure! And you want that stuff that makes you happy, right?
Chi: Do I!
Shrimp: Do I?
Failboat: Well, in order to get that stuff, you must attack the pinata! But you're wearing a blindfold right now. You can keep playing with the blindfold on, if you like the game better that way. But if you take it off... it's easier to get the stuff you want!
Chat: Attack the pinata?
Erica: I believe he is suggesting that you beat someone up and rob their unconscious body.
Failboat: .....NO-
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Failboat: What is love?
Big Bill: An emotional minefield.
Bo: A neurochemical reaction.
Chat: Baby don't hurt me.
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Failboat: *drawing*
Deko, walking by: What is that? Is that your fursona? That's cringe.
Failboat: YOU'RE CRINGE!
Deko:
*cuts to Deko crying in the bathroom*
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Don鈥檛 know if I鈥檒l do some late night posting tonight or not but I鈥檒l just say this account hit 100 followers on the night Failboat twerked as promised on a miitopia stream
Some things just write themselves in this world
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