nipotazzi
Nipotazzi
Unfunny | Unoriginal | Above average drummer/musician | Technosexual (joke) | Black Cats Lover (they are the best (808 is the bestest)) | Shortstack/Splatoon girls enjoyer | AO3 writer
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Laios's drawing of Falin? Crude, childish.
Laios's drawing of cool badass Cerberus aka triple dog aka dogx3?
He's practiced this one. In fact, it's not even particularly necessary for the explanation he's giving. But why not draw it?
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Welcome to the (future) largest band in the Splatlands!
Orchestra Aquatica
(a project that @waxsuyaaa has been brewing up for a long while)
Briar, a graduate from Inkblot Art Academy (Inkopolis campus) has been looking for many new opportunities in her career, and what better chance than to move to Splatsville and indulge in their local band culture!
Once she had her very own apartment in the city— close to Flounder Heights— she heard somebody else performing on the Splatsville backstreets to a group of children:
“I perform for those who don’t have the money or time to see those they want to, and to the kids whose parents won’t take them— I basically play covers of their favourite songs!”
— Suya
Briar asked her if she wanted to join her band and Suya agreed!
And so, the story of Orchestra Aquatica begins, with a few more people along the way (including sponsors) and maybe even you!
(a chance to join will be offered in the future)
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is wet&wild liquid eyeliner part of the male dungeongoer starter kit or something
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Marcille: it’s sad that humans only live for 80 years, I’ll have to say goodbye to you eventually—
Falin: Marcy. It’s been 200.
Marcille: what
Falin: I have a dragon lifespan now
Marcille: what
Falin: what do you think my brother died of?
Marcille: I THOUGHT HE JUST GOT TOO HUNGRY
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comm for a samus comic based on that one tony hawk tweet. this would happen to her.
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who uses bookmarks. i flip through the pages and remember my spot like god intended
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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Was just playing Deltarune chapter 1 and reached the elevator. Which floor do I pick now?
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