"Do you think we're lovers in every universe?"

"Bro, we aren't even lovers in this universe."

mcdonald’s in its yaoi era

jesus fucking christ they were really writing that subtext with a neon pink highlighter weren't they

no that's not queer baiting they're just homosubtextual

Oblivious character, but oblivious in the way that they're very self aware about their own feelings and just assumes that they're an open book and that everyone knows exactly how they feel even though nobody can tell shit

Like something comes up and they're just soo frustrated because "because i'm in love with you?!? Obviously?!??"

And every single mother fucker around including the person they're in love with is like "!?!?!?!? YOU ARE?!?!?!?!"

father forgive me for the type of fictional characters I say “he just like me fr” about

big fan of this ship dynamic

People keep saying "pick your battles" and I am simply not even trying to be near them. I do not seek any battles. The battles are picking on ME. I WISH THEY'D FUCKING STOP.

Bitches will literally see artwork of their favorite traumatized characters being soft & domestic & gay and just immediately turn into an incoherent feral beast.

It’s me, I’m bitches…

Character A: (Flirting) Wow, Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see- Character B: It’s a knife. Character A: ……Oh. Character B: Yeah. Character A: Are… Are you still happy to see me though? Character B: No, it’s just a knife. I’m here to stab you.

Character A: Oh. Alright.

brainrot isn’t enough i need to rip them apart and dissect them

older sibling characters that have been dealt with the shittiest of cards in life, who struggle to keep their family afloat, who have witnessed grief and tragedy at a young age that will later force them to develop a hard exterior in order to protect themselves from the cruelties of the world. older sibling characters with a chip on their shoulder. older sibling characters who are overprotective of their younger siblings because they fear the world will be even crueler to those they love.

older sibling characters with anger issues and are meanspirited because they refuse to let the narrative soften them after all the shit they went through.

made this as a reaction to a conversation but it’s so funny I can’t keep this to myself

do you see the apple?

platonic lovers. romantic besties. these are the two best character dynamics

babe wake up, new picture of blorbo just dropped