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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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guys why the fuck aren't we talking about what's happening in the uk right now
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nobody outside the uk is talking about this. why is nobody talking about it
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me joining a discord server- "hello!"
guy named floyd- "hi! would you like a colour role?"
me- "what does that mean?"
floyd- "it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example"
me- "cool ok! so what colors can i have then?"
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You鈥檙e a seemingly normal, average 10-year-old child except for one thing: time travelers have been trying to assassinate you for years, and you鈥檙e not sure why.
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I鈥檝e searched high and low for the wonderful original post because this is amazing and deserves to be rebloged but I hope this is good enough. As thundercrumbs said GET OFF THAT MANS FACE!
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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane
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some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ
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Guys, Reminder to BOYCOTT PARAMOUNT
Don't use their streaming service to watch anything you've been looking forward to.
Don't go to the theatre for their upcoming movies
Boycott Paramount
If You're too caught up in ur knuckles series or Sonic 3 excitement to not boycott Paramount, we're not friends.
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If you have the app "RecoverFiles" on your Android phone, delete it.
The app is a trojan virus.
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"just ate half of this i'll finish the rest later" is like my favourite tiktok trend ever
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I need to have an it/its weekend
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ferrets look like This
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Does he mean anything to you
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