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longlostlesbian · 1 year

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i want to kiss a girl in the back seat of a car that sits in the dirt parking lot of our shitty school. maybe we’re skipping together. maybe one of us have a free period. so we sit and kiss and the whole world melts away as its just us in that moment. no worries about who could see us at that moment. all thoughts about class and homework and our futures gone. its just us.

#lesbian #lgbtq #queer #lesbian yearning #lesbians #poetry #queer poetry #ramblings #wlw #wlnm #nmlw #i do not have a gf #nor a car #sapphic yearning #sapphic #lesbianism #men dni

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theindescribable1 · 10 months

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EEEE

You're my SISTER. Stop making people think I am capable of getting a gf 🥲

#Ok that was my sister #lol #Weird #I do not have a gf #Don't worry guys

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sableeira · 6 months

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You know how “the moon is beautiful tonight, isn’t it?” is used as an expression for love confessions? It’s said that Natsume Soseki came up with it after overhearing a student translate “I love you” to Japanese in a very literal sense. While there is no source confirming that this exchange actually happened, I still think a scene referencing the expression with Natsume randomly appearing would be hilarious

#I have been sitting on this scenario for MONTHS #I actually found out about it because I watched a cdrama with my gf that has a moon love confession type scene and I didn’t know it was #a thing in other Asian media as well so I had to research the origin.#did you spot the tiny other character cameo in one of these pictures 👀 you have to zoom in really far #soukoku #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd fanart #skk #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #osamu dazai #bsd dazai #natsume soseki #bsd natsume #also why do I keep drawing faces in hard angles… Chuuya looked so wonky for a time and it’s still not great but I can live with it #my art

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nothingtoseeherebyeexx · 6 months

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why can’t you see?? you belong with meee

lily thinks she’s in love with james.

she also thinks mary and james are dating.

she doesn’t know that mary and james had gotten closer bc she’d found him snogging the school’s volleyball team libero (regulus black) behind the bleachers.

(i might write this)

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taffywabbit · 11 months

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morality in fallout games

fallout 3: hmmm. is it bad to blow up the people you don't like?

fallout new vegas: every action has consequences, even actions you believe to be correct and that seem like the most straightforward way to improve society and free people from poverty and disease. war is hell and there are limits to how many problems can be solved with a revolver. every enemy you kill is someone's brother or daughter or lover, and you can't guarantee you won't meet that someone and have to stand by your decisions at some point. how strong is your conviction to do the "right" thing when you know that people you care about may hate you for it? how sure are you that your definition of "good" is more correct than someone else's? how often is your "good" really just the lesser of two evils? who are you to play god and decide what kinds of people deserve happiness more than others? would it be cowardly and wrong to remain neutral and detached when you hold the power to singlehandedly change everything? w

fallout 4: hmmm. is it bad to blow up the WAIT!!! POST CANCELED i just remembered this game has a mod that lets you replace Curie's humanoid synth form with a hot robot furry and you can date her and that kinda fucking rules actually

#buny text #look at my lop posts boy #fallout #this is not a serious post pleeeease do not send the fallout 3 fans after me. i know i was being unfair that's the joke #the part about curie is genuine tho #having a french robot jackal gf with a leather jacket and a sledgehammer DID improve my FO4 experience drastically

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fizpup · 2 months

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valentine, you're a horse ❤️

#my little pony #mlp g3 #wish-I-may #wish-I-might #ok so. I'm gonna ramble for a sec #normally when I post on valentine's day I complain in the tags about being single. but I won't this year!#I've recently realized I'm definitely somewhere on the aromantic spectrum. and that I'm perfectly content without a partner #in the past I've described myself as 'emotionally unavailable' or having 'commitment issues' but neither of those things were ever true #I'm a very loving and loyal person!#I've always been extremely affectionate with friends and family but unable to have the same level of love for potential partners #unsure if I'm just demisexual/demiromantic or actually aroace but I'm definitely not the default settings type of gay lol #I'm a big fan of romance and sex in fiction! but irl? 😅😬 idk about that fam! idk!#hypothetically I would like to have a gf one day and maybe fall in love but now I understand why that may not happen #or atleast is gonna take a while. and that's fine :)#tldr; if your top song on spotify last year was Cupid by Fifty Fifty it's time to do some soul searching lol #happy valentine's day!! 💕

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myriam-draws · 2 months

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get back here lesbian

#trying to get back into reading comics more frequently again but i girlbossed too hard and have too many hobbies now #cassandra cain #cass cain #batgirl #batman #dc comics #fanart #my art #also trying to get back into drawing again but again too many hobbies arghhh all i do now is crochet watch movies and see my gf #but it’s okay i like doing all that but i do miss drawing and reading comics #anyways i love cass read batgirl 2000

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bruciemilf · 2 years

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Wayne Family Twitter Adventures // Part One

#btw i have NO problem whats so ever with joker stans but i do think jason would hunt you for sport or aggressively bully you sjsjsj #also dick for the guy who has his gf as his picture don't @ me #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #stephanie brown #dick grayson #clark kent #superman #superbat #JSJSJS #dc #dc comics #social media au #batfam #batfamily #batkids #changed jasons pfp so the joke lands better

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talesfromthecrypts · 2 years

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Sam Reid as Lestat de Lioncourt in Interview With the Vampire (2022- )

#interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire amc #iwtvedit #tvedit #thevampirechroniclesedit #iwtvspoilers #mygifs #my gf like 'you have to make the cleavage set'#and i have to do what she tells me

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saffitaffi · 6 months

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Spectre hug cuz ghost gf 👻

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rottengurlz · 7 months

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oc introductions

#THIS TOOK SO LONG but i love them all soo much SMOOCHES THEM #almost everyone is unrecognizable besides enzo and audrina #and Julian #i barely touched audrina she was perfect to begin with <33 #we will act like noelle existed before this..........#named her after my gf <3 #BURSTING AT RHE SEEMS I WISH U GUYS COULD SEE THE LITTLE BLURBS IVE WRITTEN ABOUT THEM #i have 3 of them done and I’m doing Audra’s rn #I still need to decide on her origin #hmmmmmm #ANYWAYS I HOPE U ALL LOVE THEM #mysims #simblr #the sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 edit #ts4 edit

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unexpectedbrickattack · 9 months

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short king and his shorter kings

#pizza tower #pepstavo #peppinoise #i sketched it out WEEKS ago #but w me almost finishing this godawful comm i felt compelled to do something for Me #i cannot wait to finish; i have a couple of forms sitting there collecting dust but im too overwhelmed w this shitty comm-#-to even attempt to tackle those. i need to scrub my brain and start fresh. but after i finish it lmao #anyway hey. hope everyones okay and vibin #dont take this seriously but also. heehee.#in hindsight i feel like i need to bump gustavos head up a lil bit but weh #not too compelled to fix it.#additional context that i think is fun; gus is just a touchy dude and he finds all kinds of reasons to pick peppino up #and every time peppino is like SO flustered and shocked bc itll be in the view of customers #like some sports team wins and its on their tvs and ppl are hootin n hollerin #and like people will notice and keep cheering and its alot hes like oh my GOD u cannot keep doing that im going to explode and then die #noise will do it to prove he can do it and then his back snaps in two bc he weighs like 80 lbs (36kg)#but for like a brief moment of time he is facefirst in tummy and hes ecstatic #theo it is not funny to be rushed to the er bc u broke ur back #also suggestive (but funny i prommy)#but he absolutely would be that like girl who needed a neckbrace from having her gf accidentally sit on her face too hard #hes like ouuuuhhghh....that was worth it. how long will it take to recover doc bc i wanna do it again :)#meanwhile. i think if that happened peppino would literally go into hiding. ur not finding him.#it would literally haunt him that he nearly killed this rat w his fat ass #as if this is not the way both gus and noise would like to go out. it would be peaceful for them i think #anyway #runs away cutely; see u in two weeks maybe

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ayulaoneone · 7 months

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It's fucked up that pets are dependents and you need extra money to feed them and shit and you have to consider that before you get one. In my opinion when you put a collar around a girl's neck and watch the personhood drain from her eyes she should become immortal somehow also.

#also if she's immortal you can do all the stuff she keeps asking you to do that freaks you out for don't wanna kill you reasons #multiple gfs have asked me to choke them and I just can't dawg #too fwightened #but an immortal pupgirl? Sure tell me how tight you want it #If you pass out from being not killed we know it was too tight

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perfectlyfrosty · 2 months

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*throws this at u*