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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 8 months

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MORE Spider Society Headcanons

Halloween: Spiderween

First of all: DECORATIONS??????

The ENTIRE campus done up with jack-o'-lanterns and lights and smoke machines and COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SPIDERWEBS for the Spooky vibes???!!!

Spider decorations EVERYWHERE. From October 1st.

There's a haunted house on campus - filled with volunteers AND REALLY REALLY good jumpscare holograms made by Lyla

The food court starts serving Halloween specific food. Like a Vampire Miguel Milkshake at McMiguels.

COSTUMES??!!! COSTUMES BUT OVER THE SUITS.

TRICK OR TREATING Some people stay home at their universe and people portal over for candy and they get to see a glimpse of your universe

Or you get to hop universe to universe dressed like a Spider-person dressed like a giraffe. And since it's Halloween, it's fine if a bunch of Spider-people are running around dressed ridiculous because so is everyone else on most Earth's, Miguel's like 'yeah sure okay'

BIG BONUS POINTS if they dress up like ANOTHER Spider-person but like... Still over the suit.

Like wearing the crappy costume Miles had over your actual suit and 'acting' like someone else.

And EVERY TIME you see someone dressed as you, or wearing the same costume -

You know what you must to do.

One year Hobie comes as Ben Reilly. All dressed up in punk but with a blue hoodie crop top to match . He spends the whole day wailing about the harrowing memories and crouching on ledges. Dramatically collapsing in people's arms

Is your Spidersona small? Imagine them dressed as Miguel. Walking around acting and irritated and fake angry and DOING THIS TO MIGUEL

Miguels like 'are you serious? Cut that out-'

"aRe yOu SeRiOuS?? cUt ThAt OuT'

(and Lyla's like 'oooo that was good. They sound JUST like you Migs')

Lyla being a very popular costume

A bunch of Spider-people wearing fur coats and heart glass and they just decide to spend the whole day being useless to Miguel.

Which LYLA ADORES SHE'S LOVES ATTENTION

They all lounge around on all the seats like her, some even in bob cut wigs, and they follow Miguel and trying to get selfies with him LMAO

The Lyla with the cutest or funniest Miguel selfie gets put in the Campus newspaper

MJs A POPULAR ONE TOO -

ALL the lazy Spider-people wanna throw a red party city wig over their suit and be like 'I'm MJ'. NO YOU'RE NOT.

Or some will even wear their MJ's clothes. Walking around calling everybody, Tiger. (Mayday gets the joke - they're supposed to be her mom - she thinks it's HILARIOUS and giggles the whole day)

Sidebar - can you image Gwen with a wig over her suit BUT LIKE under her hood??? SO SHE WOULDN'T LOOK BALD?? I'M SCREAMING AIRPOD LOOKING AHH

VILLAIN COSTUMES - Spider people dressed as Doc Ock over their suits, coming in with fish bowls on their head and going 'Look, I'm Mysterio!! Lol'

While the caged villains are looking at them like

('y'all mfers got a lotta nerve')

I bet some people get REALLY REALLY into it and go all out, designing everything to a T. (Like the perfectionist!pavitr)

Some friends even do joint costumes - WebSlinger makes a costume for Willow so they match. Hobie does all his costumes DIY and it's like the ONE thing on campus he participates in.

Because he loves the DIY spirit. And the chance to mock his bosses on company hours.

Goes ALL IN on him and Gwen's (he wants to match) costumes. Or maybe he doesn't participate cause-

What's even better is people 'Punkifying' their suit to be like Spider-punk is a popular costume too!!

They throw together their own vest and jeans and jewelry and boots. And follow Hobie around, hands in pockets, and they all act all cool and fake punk all day , Hobie hams up the act for the occasion

Hobie of course weaponizes this by annoying Miguel with his 'clones'.

Ten Hobies outside his office sturming untuned guitars REALLY badly and Hobies likes 'Keep it up you !! U sound great!!'

Miguel's office full of Hobies and Lylas, Last year Margo went as Jess and Jess was touched

Then there's some Spider-people that are broke as hell. But since they all have top tier humor they make the intentionally cheap or out of the closet costumes. that ends up being stupidly hilarious.

Like wearing boxes and drawing a Spider-suit on it. Boom - Lego Spider-man.

Sometimes people might wear their makeshift suit over their new suit. So like a Spider-person having this as their costume OVER their suit

And arguably the funniest of them all - having a really elaborate overdone homemade costume of a specific hero on campus, and everyone is like woah so cool have they seen you in it yet?

And you take off the costume mask... And it's just you... AS YOURSELF Like it's just the same mask underneath LIKE A HAT ON A HAT

THERE'S SO MANY POSSIBILITIES THIS JUST BRINGS ME JOY

But the ONLY TWO THINGS YOU CAN'T DRESS AS AT ALL-

Venom and Deadpool.

Venom is too risky. Deadpool is not allowed on campus and if THE REAL ONES seen they have to evacuate and deploy the capture team cause he gets too excited (you'd be surprised of what one man is capable of in the need of Spider-attention)

Anything else is fine though-

CAN YOU SEE IT ARE YOU SEEING SPIDERWEEN????? HUH

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derangedanomaly · 9 days

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Hey Ace, wanna be friends? My the last of us favorite's Ellie btw, she's such a vibe haha, damn i love that game, what was your favorite part of it? I myself liked that one moment with giraffes a lot or the interactions you could get when they went to that old dinosaur park >>

Blade's just salty, cause Ace isn't as nice to him as he is to y'all. 🙄

(It's no wonder Ace isn't nice to him, when he keeps making fun of him 💀)

Masterlist

#undertale #undertale fandom #sans undertale #undertale au #undertale art #chaos sans #art #dust sans #dust sans art #killer sans #killer sans art #utmv #utmv au #utmv art

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turtletaubwrites · 2 months

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Slipping Away ~ Part 27

This is part 27 of the poly series 'We've All Got Needs,' linked below:

Pairings: Zoro x Fem!Reader, Sanji x Fem!Reader x Robin

Word Count: 4261

We've All Got Needs Masterlist

Ao3 Link (Ch. 17 of We've All Got Needs cont.)

!!SPOILER WARNING!! Spoilers for the anime for the Water 7/Enies Lobby arc (through episode 307).

Summary: More dangers block your path as the Straw Hats keep pushing to free Robin. Help arrives in unexpected ways.

Rating/Warnings: AFAB!Reader, She/Her Pronouns for Reader, Reader-Insert, Polyamory, Canon Typical Violence, Blood, Injuries, (Including Reader), Pet Names, Cigarettes (they're gross, don't smoke), Swearing, Angst, Fear, Heights, Nausea, Throwing Up (just heaving, nothing comes out), Drowning, Reader is not doing great, Dizziness, Explosions, Fear of Death, Hurt/Comfort

A/N: Hi y'all, I'm so sorry about the wait! These chapters following the arc have been taking me longer, and I got distracted with other stories/requests. But I'm here now! The next update will be out within a week, as well as an extra scene. Thank you so much for being patient with me 🙏🏼🖤

Blood splattered on the ground as Usopp dragged himself to all fours, his wrecked body stiff, yet shaking.

“I’m sorry, Sanji,” he coughed, more blood spreading around him. “I tried, but I couldn’t…”

A silent sob left your throat as Nami struggled to guide your pathetic, limp body. Your limbs were dead after clinging for your life for so long, and you hated that you couldn’t help Usopp off the ground.

“You’re alive, that’s what matters,” Sanji declared, his voice rough with emotion. Water dripped from his blonde hair as his eyes flicked to you for a moment, before comforting your friend. “Everyone has things that they can do and things that they can’t.”

The lump in your throat did not help to reduce your frustration at your uselessness.

“Yeah, but,” Usopp mumbled, the wobble in his voice like a punch to the gut.

“Look outside,” Sanji commanded, Pointing through the gaping hole in the stone wall. The sight of those massive gates fell like a weight on your heart. A weight that stole your breath as it started to open, the huge metal slabs moving slowly, but not slowly enough.

“Robin,” Nami whispered, saying the name that you couldn’t with your dry throat.

“If those gates open up, and Robin goes through them,” Sanji warned, “we won’t have any way to follow her. She’ll cross waters infested with sea kings, then there’s the undersea prison, or the navy headquarters. Everywhere on the other side of those gates is beyond our reach. We’ll lose her forever.”

Sanji came to you, taking you from Nami’s arms to hold you against him for a moment. Your feet were getting a bit steadier, but his warmth was too much. You wanted to push him away as he kissed your temple, the tenderness shoving you closer to that edge of falling to pieces.

“This is the worst situation, but in every situation, even one as bad as this, there’s always a chance,” he comforted, his eyes on Usopp as he helped you step toward Nami.

She handed you her Clima-Tact, giving up her weapon for you to use as a makeshift cane before she pulled Usopp to his feet. His blood stained her clothes as she supported some of his weight with his bandaged arm around her shoulders.

Sanji leaned in close to the sniper, reaching to touch his shoulder, but let his hand fall before gripping the wounded flesh.

“I'm gonna stay here, and do what you can’t do. We’ll get those keys. You need to do what I can’t do.”

“Huh,” Usopp questioned, head tilting toward the cook.

“Think carefully, read the situation,” Sanji commanded, his rough voice giving you chills as the wolf man stalked ever closer. “As long as we have you there’s still a chance we can save Robin. You hear me, Usopp?”

Your bloodied friend started shaking, his question interrupted by a howl.

You heard the metal slash of blades as Zoro battled the giraffe man, and in an instant the wolf was on Sanji, your lover yelling for you to leave as he blocked the attack.

“Come on, we gotta go,” Nami ordered with a grunt, fighting Usopp’s struggle to call for Sanji.

“Ow, Nami,” he complained as she yanked at him, “I’m still injured.”

“Well, staying here and getting killed will hurt more,” she scolded, their stumbling forms moving past you.

Your boys. Teetering with the Clima-Tact, you couldn’t tear your eyes away from their fights. Battling agents of CP9, devil fruit users.

Blood, and broken stone, and hits that made you cringe.

Robin.

They can win. We need to save her.

Your movements were agonizingly slow, the makeshift cane slipping in your hands. Wiping your blood and dust stained palms on your shirt, you gritted your teeth, following Nami and Usopp out into the center stairway of the tower as fast as you could manage.

The trek down the stairs had barely started when Usopp pulled away from Nami. He was limping, but practically buzzing with a manic gleam in his eyes.

“I get it!”

“Get what,” you called as he started rushing back up the stairs.

“We can save Robin. As long as I’m here we can save her, damnit,” he declared with more true confidence than you’d ever heard from him before. Chills ran along your skin as the wounded sniper turned to face you, issuing a command that you had to follow.

“Let’s go!”

Nami took her weapon back, offering you her shoulder as Usopp’s burst of energy sent him scampering away faster than you could have gone on your own.

“Fuck, I’m slowing you down,” you hissed, fighting for your body to move, your head still reeling from that antler ride you’d like to forget.

“Didn’t you hear Sanji’s speech,” Nami scolded, supporting your sluggish steps. “We’re a crew, Y/N. Helping each other is what we do, stupid.”

Her comforting words pulled a small smile from your lips that was quashed almost immediately as you struggled up the endless stairs. Usopp’s cheerful yells pushed you forward, and your legs were slowly feeling steadier. It seemed your headache was the biggest issue, dizziness staying with you as your limbs relearned how to function.

Stepping into the sun was brutal. The light gray stone of the tower almost glowed beneath your feet, and you pulled away from Nami to cover your eyes from the glare. She wrapped your hand around her weapon again, moving ahead of you to watch Usopp at the edge.

You couldn’t get too close as your new fear of heights started closing your throat, so you stayed back. The bridge cut across the water in the distance, leading toward that now open gate, those massive metal doors like a gate to hell.

A hell that Robin was being dragged toward.

“I see her,” Usopp cried out, prepping his new weapon. With Kabuto held in front of him, and his broken mask still showing rays around his face, Usopp's shadow really did look like some mythical warrior.

Nami took your free hand, inching you closer, but you had to take it back. Holding it above your eyes to cut the glare, you stared at the bridge, desperate to see her.

You saw people. Very small people. Marines in white moving across the bridge.

“Watch this,” Usopp commanded, humming his silly Sniper King song as he lined up his shot.

An urge to stop him tore through you. It was too far away, how could he see her, let alone aim to ensure she wouldn’t be hit?

But he was your friend, even if he wasn’t part of your crew anymore. You trusted him, but still held your breath.

Then you saw her.

Two of those figures weren’t in white. One charged across the stone in a billowing, dark cloak. The other was in gleaming black, being dragged along the ground by the first.

This pathetic fucking man child. This scumbag that already didn’t deserve to open his stupid mouth again.

Spandam was dragging Robin behind him like she was trash. You wanted to rip his mask off, and smash his stupid mouth into the stone until he choked on his teeth.

“Get him,” you growled.

“On it.”

The terror of waiting was replaced with pride and sick pleasure at the sight of that small, cloaked figure being blown away from Robin. You hoped that the smoke erupting around his head was enough to strangle the air from his lungs.

Usopp hit him again, Spandam’s body flying down the steps of the bridge. And the sniper didn’t stop, sending blast after blast as those marines in white scattered, their shouts carrying across the water.

Without meaning to, your voice joined Nami’s, cheering for Usopp as he wreaked havoc on your enemies. The praise seemed to set him on fire, his shots flying faster, laughter on his lips, singing his song while he blew them away.

“Look,” Nami yelled, pointing toward that figure in black.

Robin had broken away from the chaos, and was stumbling as she ran away from that gate. Toward you.

“Usopp!”

You cried out, ice filling your veins while the marines stood in a line as they faced her. It was hard to see clearly, especially with your head still pounding, but you knew what those movements meant.

They were going to shoot her down.

Usopp kept shooting, but there were too many. There was no way he could take them all down in time.

The three of you screamed for her as she fell to her knees.

You couldn’t look. You couldn’t look away. You could only scream her name, and hope that she heard you. That she knew she wasn't alone.

The moment before the shots were fired lasted a century. A century in which you were trapped in stone, forced to watch and wait, helpless again.

Your eyes almost shut when the sound of death exploded from that line of guns. But if they had, you wouldn’t have seen it. The moment that filled you with more forgiveness and gratitude than you’d ever felt before.

Franky.

The man whose family had stolen from your crew, who’d hurt Usopp. The pervy cyborg whose family was now fighting at your side.

This strange man that you barely knew was standing in front of Robin, shielding her from the marines. He held his arms out, and took every single bullet that was meant for your love. For Robin.

“Hey! Sniper King? Needy?”

Zoro’s voice called up from what sounded like not too far down, but you couldn’t stick your head over the ledge to find out.

“We’ve got the rest of the keys. Catch, and send them to Franky,” Sanji commanded as your eyes returned to the bridge. Franky was still standing, still protecting her.

“Can you do that, Sniper King,” Sanji questioned, his voice filled with his belief in your former crewmate.

“Of course! Just throw the–”

“Catch,” Zoro yelled before a tied up bit of cloth came flying in front of Usopp.

Usopp caught it easily, tossing it in his hand.

“There’s more than keys in this.”

Usopp made you even dizzier as he leaned over to question the boys.

“We stole a snail off an agent,” Sanji’s voice carried up “You still have one right?”

“Yes,” you choked out, confirming that it had survived the monster ride with you.

“Fucking shoot it already,” Zoro yelled.

Nami untied the bundle in Usopp’s hand, adding the remaining keys before securing it, nodding at the sniper.

Everyone was silent as he aimed. This shot would mean her freedom.

“Franky! Robin!”

You were shouting in the poor snail’s face, until Franky turned to pick up that tied up cloth.

“Robin!”

“Y/N?”

“Oh gods, Robin,” you sighed through your tears.

Nami took the snail from your shaky fingers as she smoothed her hand along your back.

“All the keys are in the bundle. Franky, please unlock her!”

“Got it, but how did y’all–”

“Thank you, long-nose,” Robin interrupted. There was joy in her voice. Joy. “That was wonderful.”

“It was the least I could do,” Usopp declared in that silly, pompous voice. If he wasn’t so close to the edge of the building, you would have hugged him. “The true heroes are those who fought to retrieve those keys from the enemy. The Straw Hats will be proud to have you back. Hold your head up high, and meet them with a smile when all of this has ended.”

“Right,” Robin agreed, and even from a distance, you could see when she was freed. She stretched her arms above her head before pulling them down in front of her, and you knew exactly what was coming next.

“Seis Fleur.”

That powerful voice echoed through the transponder snail, just as a cloaked figure made its way to the front of the marines.

“I’ve been waiting a long time to do this,” Robin purred, arms sprouting from his dark clothes as she smacked the shit out of Spandam.

“Fuck yeah,” you cheered, hearing the cacophony of slaps, and the whimpering cries of that sniveling piece of shit.

The remaining marines scattered, rightfully fleeing in terror from her power.

“Alright, let’s move,” Franky ordered with a laugh. “Get your asses over here. I’ll get everything ready for ya. We’re gonna bail.”

“Got it,” Nami agreed, storing the snail while Usopp called down.

“Did you guys hear that? Robin’s free, Franky says–”

“Get down here already, Sniper King,” Sanji yelled.

You were squeezing the sides of your head, trying to relieve some of the pressure. The relief poured through your body, but almost made you feel more off balance.

“Ha, everything went according to my plan,” Usopp hummed as he limped toward the stairs. He stopped abruptly, making Nami grumble as she almost ran into him.

“What’s that,” he wondered, almost under his breath. “I swear I heard something.”

“Come on, we’ve gotta–”

Nami’s demand was cut short, all of you hunching and covering your ears as an explosion went off. It was easy to spot, a huge plume of black smoke rising from the metal fence surrounding the island. A marine ship firing on it’s own base.

“These psychos are really going to destroy their own fucking island, and kill all their own people because some dumbass pushed a button,” you seethed, hearing the boys calling for you.

Nausea rose as you neared that ledge again.

“Things have gotten serious, Needy,” Zoro urged, making you bravely peek down at him on the balcony below while Nami held your hand. “Hurry up, and jump down from there. We need to go now.”

“Jump,” you choked, glad that Usopp cut in to be cowardly for you.

“Is that supposed to be a joke? I don’t have the same kind of freakish superhuman strength that you guys have, alright. And my bravery is not the life risking kind. In case you haven’t noticed, I’m a normal super hero not a super super hero–”

“Don’t be babies,” Nami teased. “We’re almost home.”

Nami called down before leaping off the edge.

“I’m fine,” she shouted as you looked over to see Sanji setting her down on her feet. “Come on, it was fu–”

At first you thought your body was fucking with you, all the looking down bringing that terror up. The crushing sound, the slipping of your unsteady feet, until there was nothing. Nothing holding you, nothing touching you, just you hanging onto the Clima-Tact as you spun.

The rough scrape of broken stone flying across your legs tore your eyes open, but you closed them immediately.

All that clinging, all that hell you went through to keep yourself from falling, and now you were falling to your death.

At least you got to hear your boys one last time, your name screamed from their lips.

It wasn’t stone.

The dreaded moment of impact came, along with the deep groan of whoever had caught you.

“Needy, are you–”

“putmedownputmedown.”

The Clima-Tact clattered to the stone of the balcony, and the top of the tower finished crashing to the ground while you fought to crawl away. Zoro’s warm hands were just another sensation too many.

But those hands held your hair back while you tried to throw up, soft voices floating around you as your head fought to split open. You whimpered as nothing came out, just spinning nausea, and your memory failing you as you tried to recall the last time you ate.

“Hey, you’re okay,” he soothed, pulling you against his chest after your empty retches had turned into frantic breaths. “We have to go now, Needy.”

As he pulled you to your feet, Nami was there, rubbing your arm as she checked on you. She offered you her weapon, but Zoro shook his head.

“I’m sorry, Needy, but we need to go faster than you can walk. Do you want me to carry you in my arms, or do you wanna ride on my back?”

Nausea rolled in at the thought, but you bit the inside of your cheek, motioning for his back. You saw Sanji and Usopp having the same debate, Usopp wincing as he moved.

“If you hadn’t torn my bandages–”

“If I hadn’t caught you, we would have had sniper crepes for lunch. Just get on,” Sanji demanded, until the five of you moved on three sets of feet.

Down those endless stairs, the sky burned through the roof that was no longer there. The rhythmic bouncing of Zoro’s body had you clenching your teeth, closing your eyes to fight the spinning.

I’m going to be dizzy for the rest of my life.

If we survive.

You only knew that you had made it to the bottom as the downward falling motion of Zoro’s steps on the stairs shifted to a steady up and down that was still just as bad.

“Please don’t ever pick me up after this, you groaned against Zoro’s shoulder. “I don’t want to be carried anymore. Ever.”

His chuckle was cut short as a familiar voice called out.

“This way, kiddies,” Kokoro ordered, and you opened your eyes just a bit to see her pointing down a dark corridor. Chopper was back in his normal, small form, his mouth hanging open in sleep as she had him strapped to her hip like some living purse.

“This leads to the bridge, come on!”

There was no time to argue or question. Just heavy steps echoing down the stone hallway that seemed to get colder with every step the swordsman took.

“Try to pick up the pace, we’re in a hurry here,” Usopp rushed over Sanji’s shoulder.

“I could probably run faster if you were unconscious,” your cook threatened, and you were shocked to feel a weak smile on your lips.

“How could you talk to your hero that way? Especially when I've been so seriously injured in the line of duty. All six of my ribs are broken!”

“You have more ribs than that,” Zoro huffed, pulling up beside them, “but if you don’t shut up, we’ll break the rest, and make you run. Got it?”

You smiled at Usopp from your carried positions as he kept complaining. Slowly, the feeling of a hammer hitting your brain was starting to lessen.

Not distant enough explosions had you tightening your body around Zoro’s back.

“We’re almost out.”

His whispered comfort almost sunk in.

“What’s that?”

“I hear something weird down the tunnel.”

Usopp and Nami had spoken at once. The group stared down that cold corridor as you kept heading toward freedom.

“We don’t have time to go worrying about weird sounds. We’ve gotta make those government jerks pay,” Kokoro said with a cough, still sounding drunk as if she’d been at the bar while you all fought for your lives.

“Is that–”

“It’s water,” Usopp cried out, cutting Nami off. “Don’t you hear it? We need to run!”

No one stopped. You couldn’t hear anything over the rhythmic slap of feet against stone, and Zoro’s heavy breaths as you rested your head against him.

“We have to turn–”

“We’ve got nowhere else to go,” Sanji huffed, “we need to keep moving no matter–”

“Holy shit,” Nami cursed beside you, her voice breathy as everyone stopped running.

“Hang on, Needy.”

You cracked your eyes open, the horrifying sight matching the sound you could finally hear.

Water.

Zoro slashed at the stone wall, but even his swords couldn’t break through.

“We’re underwater, dumbass,” Sanji spat as the group started running the other way.

Running for your lives.

The stone walls made that rushing sound echo, surrounding you even before the cold death touched your skin.

“I’ve got you,” Zoro promised through gritted teeth while he sprinted ahead.

As he passed your friends, you saw the terror burning through them, sweat dripping from their faces.

Your mind went hazy, just a little outside of your body as yet another chaotic force threatened those you loved.

Zoro flipped around as the sound roared too close, gripping your knees against his waist as he took the brunt of that liquid force.

You wished you had stayed dissociated, stayed out of your freezing body. Zoro’s rapid turn had shaken you enough that you took a deep breath, but it took every scrap of energy in you to keep your mouth closed, to not scream into that watery void.

Slipping, slipping away. The spinning torture through the rapid water had you reaching for your aching head, releasing your hold around his shoulders.

Zoro never let go. His hold started to slip, but he clamped down on your legs until they ached.

At least we’ll die together.

Your tears never had a chance, they just mixed with the wave that would drown you all.

“It’s alright. Just hang in there. I’m not going to let you die.”

A soothing voice washed over you, clear and calm through the flood. All you could do was fight to keep your mouth closed, letting yourself drift to wherever you might end up.

But something pulled at you, interrupting that chaotic drift. Your eyes opened, but the water burned, the world nothing more than a painful blur. Something had snared you, tugging you closer to Zoro, and you could feel another wriggling body against your side.

At least we’re all together.

“I’m swimming as fast as this tail will let me! None of you are gonna die on my watch!”

Kokoro’s voice carried through the water, and you almost cried out, managing to clamp your hands over your lips as the bodies around you seemed to writhe against the shock.

What the fuck?

But it was too long. You couldn’t hold it.

The choking pain tore through your chest, the struggle to stay finally fading.

Just cold.

“Y/N! Y/N!”

Too many hands rolled you onto your side as scorching water tore through your throat.

Your stinging eyes watched the water that left your lungs as it spread across wood, staining the black clothes of the person holding your hair back.

The person whose many hands held your body, whose voice cracked as she repeated your name.

“Robin?”

She let out a cry of relief, pulling your body gently as she held you against her chest.

“Is this real,” you breathed, managing to move your arms to wrap around her.

“It’s real. You saved me.”

You felt the warmth of her cheek against your temple, and if you’d had the energy, you would have wept.

“I didn’t do–”

“You came for me, Y/N. And you saved me,” Robin countered before you could finish your thought. Many arms held you up so that she could look at you, and tears managed to fall from your tired eyes at the sight of her beautiful face. Stunning, even marred with dirt and blood.

“I love you too,” she confessed, a wave of fear filling those eyes before she cried it away, laughing before she kissed your cold lips.

It didn’t matter where you were, or how much danger you were still in. Robin was holding you, kissing you. The two of you laughed and sobbed as voices moved around you, orbiting your perfect world.

“Sweethearts, are you okay?”

Sanji’s rough voice moved closer, and you finally looked around to find yourself on a ship. An empty marine ship, whose deck was covered with your crew, and all the water they’d ripped from their lungs.

Your cook crawled over, seeming hesitant to get too close.

Robin reached out, and you smiled at that sweet look of awe on Sanji’s face as he gazed at her.

“I–”

“I love you, Robin,” Sanji cut her off, racing to touch both of you, a gentle hand on your cheeks.

“I love you too, Sanji,” she said with a laugh, and your heart melted as they shared their own salty kiss.

Cannon fire and shouting were distant as the three of you held each other, laughter and tears like a shield from the danger that remained.

But it wasn’t complete.

A shiver ran up your neck, a warm vibration pulling your eyes away from Robin and Sanji.

Zoro sat with his back against the railing, giving you a small smile as you caught him staring. He shook his head when you held out your hand.

A frown pulled at your smiling lips as he mouthed, ‘it’s okay,’ nodding his head toward your other lovers.

“Please,” you whispered, hoping he could see how much you wanted him too.

How much you needed him.

He coughed, wiping more water from his brow before he crawled across the deck.

You and Robin clung to each other, laughter and tears still spilling from you. Sanji poured out streams of praise and words of love as he hugged you both from behind Robin’s back.

Your swordsman came to you, and his soaked body warmed yours as he wrapped his arms around you. He joined the group embrace without flinching away, pressing a wet kiss against your shoulder.

It was all worth it. You’d go through all of that again, just to have this perfect moment.

All of your lovers holding you close. Safe, if only for the moment.

All of your crew on this stolen ship, ready to escape this hell.

All of your…

Zoro’s body went rigid, leaving you cold again as he leapt to his feet.

His words cut through it all. No more laughter or tears could be freed until his question had an answer.

“Where’s Luffy?”

Likes, comments, and reblogs bring me much ✨dopamine✨ thank you so much!

a/n: I love them all so much 😭😭😭

Part 28

#nico robin x fem!reader #zoro x reader #sanji x reader #sanji x robin #angst #f/f fanfic #reader insert #fem!reader #nico robin x reader #poly fanfic #nico robin fanfic #sanji fanfic #one piece fanfic #zoro fanfic #x reader #turtletaub fics #one piece x reader #use of y/n

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just1gnome · 10 months

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Y'all I'm thinking about Beacon(<-just finished 19) I drew him once and with the way I colored him I couldn't get like . giraffe tongue vibes out of my head? Sneak peak for clarity

And then I started thinking. mouf... mouf tongue.....

So I'll probably end up redesigning my Beacon in a big way because the idea of the mouth facing up and the blade of the sword coming out of it like a horrible metal tongue is so Beacon core it's so yucky to think about I'm obsessed with it

I also imagine because OBVIOUSLY this thang can't function like a normal tongue, that he only gives the illusion of speaking? The sound comes out of the sword from the mouth, yes, but his lips don't fully move? Like he's emoting with his mouth kinda- do you see my vision? Like an animatic

Y'all I love this little hater

#the adventure zone #taz amnesty #duck newton #taz beacon #beacon the adventure zone #gnomisms

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x-doing-ur-mum-x · 5 months

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hii I have a request!! Could u do a fluff Abt ghost being a girl dad?? The daughter being like maybe 4-6? Just him being a good dad plsss??

Oh my god!! He really does give girl dad energy a lot of them do!! Also requests are open I'm running low on them!!

Simon "Ghost" Riley as a girl dad!!

Warnings!!: None pure fluff!! 💗💗

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When Simon first found out you were pregnant he was scared shitless obviously he knew there was a possibility you would've ended up pregnant cause y'all didn't use protection but the weight of reality didn't hit him until you had confirmed it.

Of course he wasn't going to leave you especially while pregnant with his kid no matter what happened he wouldn't be able to bring himself to do it. Overall during your pregnancy anything you needed he got, he wouldn't let you do anything on your own, not even cook dinner. He took on the responsibility of working, cleaning, shopping, cooking everything you used to do he did, you were carrying his kid for nine months it's the least he could do!!

As soon as his daughter was born he was the first one who made skin to skin contact with her, he absolutely loves her he even tried convincing the doctors to not take her to rub tests because he just wanted to hold his daughter forever.

Everyone it was her birthday he'd literally beg Price to let him have the day off to spend it with his little girl, spoiling her so much new dresses, toys, stuffies anything she wanted he got

Every time she comes running into your guys room a mess of tears and sobs from a nightmare Simon always lifts up the blanket for her to come cuddle with him, kissing her forehead reassuring her nothing is going to happen to her and that daddy's always here for her.

Deployments are a nightmare for him he just wants to stay with his daughter and wife he feels like he's missing out so much on their lives

After deployment he always comes back with a gift for his daughter that reminds him of her and he thinks she'll love one time it was a stuffed giraffe and a stuffed bunny sometimes it's Legos.

If he ever finds out his daughter is getting bullied in school he's furious he calls a meeting with the bully's parents, the teachers, the principal he's absolutely pissed at they didn't do anything

At the end of the day, he just loves his daughter he's willing to sacrifice himself to keep his family safe and happy

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#ghost riley #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #ghost #ghost x reader #simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #simon ghost x reader #simon ghost x you

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shadysadie · 1 year

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I was looking at Hunter’s bedroom the other day and made some observations One of the things TOH excels in is subtle background story telling, I mean, this is the show that gave us then entire backstory of Caleb and Philip in half obscured paintings. So every time a character’s bedroom is shown, I make sure to really look at it to see what it says about the character, and Hunter’s honestly surprises me a lot because it says a lot about him, but not necessarily things I expected.

First lets look at the things I did expect: a pile of books, newspaper clippings on the wall, the Emperor’s Coven diploma prominently displayed above the bed. This reinforces things we’ve already learned about Hunter at this point: he is bookish, well educated, and very proud of his position as Golden Guard. This all makes perfect sense to be in his room.

The general clutter is a bit surprising because I would have expected a more militaristically tidy room, but instead we have overstuffed drawers and things just thrown about, an unmade made bed, what appears to be a first-aid kit left open, which is a nice indicator that Hunter is not as well put together as he appears to be.

But then we have the first unexpected find, several toys including a Belos doll/action figure. Now in fairness this could be an idol seeing that Hunter more or less worships Belos at this point, and it is placed highest on the shelf, indicating a place of great honor, but given that it is in such close proximity to the giraffe doll and Big City Greens reference, it kind of implies that they all serve a similar purpose.

We don’t know exactly what age Hunter was created at, but given Belos makes a comment about thinking he would “last longer than the others” I’m guessing he’s already reached what is around the typical life span for a Golden Guard.

Now we don’t exactly how long each Golden Guard lasts but we can figure out an average.

Given that one of the ingredients is Bone of Ortet, and there are 206 bones in the adult human body, that means Belos could make a max of 206 grimwalkers if he used every single bone. All that appears to be left of Caleb’s body is part of his ribcage and a section of spine, it looks like 8 ribs and maybe 12 vertebrae. That makes 20 remaining bones, plus the one unfinished grimwalker makes it 21. 206-21=185 possible Grimwalkers including Hunter. Lets say Belos has consistently been making Golden Guards for the past 360 or so years, that means on average, each Grimwalker lasted about 2 years. (Holy shit, that’s brutal.) No wonder he stopped giving them individual names and just started calling them all Hunter.

Now I’m sure there were some who lasted longer, and some who lasted shorter, but given what we know about our Hunter, 2 years seems to be a good guess for his age. That means he was “born” at 14, the same age Luz is at the start of the series.

At some point during his very brief childhood, (because yes, fourteen-year-olds, y'all are still children) Hunter actually was given a chance to play with, (or at the very least collect a handful of) toys. That is not something I would have expected, but it is kind of nice. Also, along with the action figures he has a Sprig plushie under his pillow. I know out of Canon that plushie was put there because they had to fill their Amphibia reference quota for this season, but in Canon this means Hunter sleeps with a stuffed animal. And the location of it right under his pillow implies that it is really important to him, I'm willing to bet this is a comfort stuffy and before Flapjack, it was probably the only source of comfort he had. Personally, I’m glad that poor boy had SOMETHING to cuddle up with, titan, he deserves that much at least.

Then we have the pillow itself, like a lot of other things in this room (including the occupant) this pillow is beaten up and ragged. Particularly, compared to the Sprig plush which was probably only owned by our Hunter, given the fact we know he is the youngest Golden Guard (Belos probably gradually started making them younger and younger in the hopes of making them easier to manipulate). The rest of the bed looks like it was probably used for decades. So Hunter sleeps on the same lumpy, tattered pillow that all of his murdered predecessors slept on. And given the fact we know Hunter and Darius (who was mentored by the last Golden Guard) value sewing as an important life skill, y'all know these poor boys are repairing it themselves. #give hunter a new pillow 2023

Finally we have the darkest fucking twist: Hunter is in possession of Philip's Caleb Killing Knife. That is nearly as dark as having Hunter track down the ingredients for his own replacement. Belos at one point made the active decision to give this child-clone of his dead brother the knife he used to kill the original. There is absolutely no reason to do that other than as a twisted inside joke. Belos, you are one sick fuck.

#Sorry I have covid again and am very bored #the owl house #toh #hunter the golden guard #hunter #toh hunter #hunter’s bedroom #observations

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vxperorchist · 2 years

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"I got your back"

Scaramouche, Albedo, Childe and Kazuha x Gn! Reader (Fighting by their side)

Warnings: Cursing, mentions of blood and death. (none of you die 😭) Very suggestive remark at the end of Scaras part.

Theme: Badassery 😉

Sorry for any mistakes 🤩🤩✊✊

Scaramouche

Scaramouche had found himself in quite the situation traveling in inazuma. You were walking with him, but fell behind to look at some flowers you found. Little to his knowledge, there were hundreds of samurai ready to ambush him. His mission was to stay on the downlow in inazuma. Nothing big or flashy to alert locals of his presence, or the fatui presence in general. Scaramouche and your task was to collect some information and head back to the palace. He turned a corner and took a sharp inhale when an electric slash just missed his arm. "Shit! How could I be so careless!" He mumbled. Loud enough for you to hear. You came running to find him fighting the samurai. "You look adorable when struggling." You teased, drawing your sword behind him. "Shut the fuck up. You know I can't do anything big." Scaramouche wasn't actually struggling, he could easily eliminate every samurai there, however he had to keep it on the down low. With the city nearby, he couldn't do anything to powerful. You laughed once more, the pyro vision on your side burning red. You faced opposite directions, fighting the samurai on each of your sides. "I got your back." You said, then pushing off of him to strike multiple samurai with pyro. The pyro attack allowed Scaramouche to infuse it with electro, killing multiple samurai. Half of the samurai were dead now. "Sometimes I can't tell if you love me for me, or me for my pyro vision." "Speaking of love, if you keep talking I'm going to love your new casket!" He hissed and struck another electro filled attack, allowing you to handle the rest. You kept the explosions small but powerful, infusing the remaining samurai with pyro, and getting Scaramouche to deal with the rest. You laughed once he finished. "Looks like my training didn't go to waste after all. Hm Y/n?" You walked over to him and shrugged. "I suppose not. Let's get a move on Scara!" "For fucks sake stop calling me that!" Y'all prolly fucked after this ngl

Childe

Your loving ginger giraffe who happens to be a fucking dumbass walked straight into a ruin guard landfill. The area swarmed with deactivated ruin guards which could trigger at any second. He had you right by his side, weapon drawn and ready to fight. " We have to get to that other side. If anything happens I can always activate foul legacy. " You guys continued walking through the field of ruin guards. "I told you Tartaglia, I'm not allowing you to do that. You did it a few days ago. You could put a serious injury on your body dumbass." He rolled his eyes playfully. "I'm serious, don't do it. You could be putting your career at stake." You both continued to walk, however to your luck, a bird flew by a ruin guards head and activated it. After one activates, all activates. "Damn it!" You cursed. Your boyfriend gave you that cocky smirk he always did before he beat the absolute shit out of something. But would he be able to pull this off? Who are you kidding? Of course he can! Right? "Watch your back, I'm here when you need me." He stated, and then ran torwards 3 ruin guards. Striking them with his bow. That left you to fight your own 4 ruin guards. No big deal. You were trained by Childe, and have been working for the fatui for years. You struck 2 right in the center of the eye, knocking them down. You held an electro vision, and to your luck your boyfriend had applied them with hydro for you. "How sweet." You struck them with electro, charging them and eventually killing them. You both met back up in the middle, back pressed up against each other. "How you doing? Need the emergency room yet?" He teased. "Be quiet or I'll end you before the ruin guard gets to look at you." "Feisty are we?" He laughed and attacked a few more ruin guards. This process went on a few more times, until all ruin guards were killed. "That was fun!" You said happily. "Deffinetly a fun little challenge." He placed a kiss on your head and continued to walk. "Come on you robot killer, we have things to do." "Robot killer, what the hell? You did the exact same thing!"

Albedo

Albedo was exhausted from his day at work, you had been in his office for a bit watching him. Today in particular involved a lot of fighting for resources. Albedo was a great fighter, and so were you, as you started training at a young age. However Albedo preferred doing more technical work then fighting slimes to get there materials. You sat in a tree outside of the lab, waiting for Albedo to finish up. There was nothing you could do at this time to help him. You thought about him fighting a lot. He killed slimes with such ease and grace, he was incredibly talented. You got down from the tree, unknowingly awakening a frost lawachurl. 2 of them to be exact. "Y/n Get down!" You ducked and Albedo sent massive geo shards flying, right above your head. He had just finished up work and came out of his lab just in time. The shards hit one of the Lawachurls. You pulled out your blade and Struck both of them with your pyro, this would be making things easier for both Albedo and you. You met up in the middle, and kept switching between opponents. Affecting each other's with different elements. Having to be extremely careful due to the vulnerable lab behind you, and the massive cliff in front of you. "Bedo watch out!" You called out to him, in just enough time for him to roll to the ground, dodging a rock the size of Albedo himself. "Get behind me for a moment!" Albedo ordered. You obeyed, however made sure each lawachurl was infused with pyro before moving out of the way. Albedo sent more shards of geo to the lawachurl, one falling off the cliff, the other on its way to death. You knocked Albedo out of the way, and sliced the lawachurl clean, ending it's life. Ice shards were sent flying, knocking you and Albedo in opposite directions. You rushed over to him, thankful to find him in one piece. He had something in his hand, it was long and thin. "My project, coincidentally called for frost lawachurl skin, and fragments of the horn. He chuckled as you helped him up. "That's something I haven't done in a while. Also something I plan to not do again."

Kazuha

Kazuha and you planned a walk along the water. It was supposed to be along the lines of a date, since you two never really go the chance to go out. The ship had landed in the stone forest for a few days to get some supplies, so you and Kazuha decided to take a stroll. Holding hands, stopping to look at fish, even watching clouds as he told you about his most recent haiku's. The sun was setting, and you were resting on Kazuhas lap. "You look stunning under the sunset." He whispered, moving a piece of hair out of your face. You could say the same thing about him. However, you saw a strange purple glowing thing flying around his head as he spoke. "Fuck." You shot up to see cicin mages all around. Kazuha realized shortly after you. "Oh how pitiful. I was trying to enjoy the sunset. He stated. The anger in his voice showing. The cicin mages laughed and started teleporting. You and Kazuhas elements worked well together, as you both had fought together in the past. You knew each others fighting styles well, as you dualed against each other, fought with each other, and even watched each other fight frequently. You wielded a cryo vision, to your luck you all were just a few feet away from the water. Kazuha was alarmingly good at eliminating multiple enemies at once. If he is able to gather them, you would be able to kill them. You both almost read each other's minds. Kazuha struck first attacking 3 of the 6 mages, leaving you with the other 3. You both had to get them close enough to water. You quickly got behind them and started pushing them torwards the water, attacking them with your sword, kazuha quickly came over and finished up your work. You could hear him call; " Don't worry, I have you covered." As you froze 4 mages, then the other 2 were to your mercy. After that, Kazuha and you manipulated both of your elements to inflict lots of damage onto the mages. The mages were killed quickly, after that, you and Kazuha killed off the bats the spawned, which were oh so annoying. After eliminating all of the opponents you flopped back down onto Kazuhas shoulder. "How annoying!" He laughed at your complaining. "It's getting dark, we should head back before we are attacked by cryogunners. Then you are really screwed." He teased as he walked back with you to the ship.

#kazuha x reader #albedo x reader #xiao x reader #childe x reader #childe tartagalia #genshin impact #tartaglia #OrchistList

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yourlocalmikankinnie · 2 years

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Ddlc and Danganronpa Characters with a Tall S/O.

As someone who's 5'11 or so, I'm tall. And us tall people don't get as much recognition. So here y'all go!

Characters: MC, Sayori, Kokichi, Akane, Mikan, and Nagito

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MC:

He's kinda used to tall people as he's in a club with Yuri and I'm sure some of his classmates are in fact taller than him. Does this make him embarrassed? Yes it does. But it's not in a ashamed way. He's just embarrassed since you being taller then him gives you the choice to mess with him. But sometimes he asks if you can grab something for him if he's unable to.

"hey,,,, can you help me get that? I can't reach..." "Couldn't hear you 🤭 speak up please" "I asked if you could help me 😭 I can't reach!" "Of course! 🥰"

Sayori:

She jumps on your back,demands that you carry her to school and back. She says she'll walk but she never does 💀 some days you don't mind because she has P.E but it hurts your back 💀

"Sayori. Your gonna break my back." "No I'm not! 😂" "Yes you will. I'll have the body of an old person before I'm even in my 30's 😶" "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *donkey wheeze*"

Kokichi:

This mf calls you a giraffe. He has no shame doing it either. One bitch slap from you shuts him about the giraffe comments for a while. He demands you carry him everywhere. He will cry and have a fit if you say no. Im talking crocodile tears,fake sobbing, having tantrums ect. You have to pick him up before people start looking at you like your his parent and call child services or something-

"S/O~ will you carry me? Neheheh!" "no <3." "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH YOUR SO MEANNNN *ugly fake sob* WAAAAHHHHHH" "OKAY FINE!- SHUT UP!!!!!" "Yay! Thanks Giraffe! NEHEHEHEH!" "I'll drop your ass in a river if you keep testing me today."

Akane:

She takes your height as a fucking challenge 😭. She will challenge you to a fight and beat your ass 💀. Then y'all go for food.acting like nothing happened even though everyone can clearly see you limping a bit from her beating you up 🙂 your scared of Nekomaru because he'll beat your ass way worse than Akane 😭.

"Your fine! Just walk it off." "That's easy for you to say. You didn't even get a scratch." "That's because you didn't fight back" "that's because I was taught not to hit a girl and your were beating my ass so I couldn't 😶" "well anyways, eat your food before I steal it 😊" "already ahead of you." "Also, Coach Nekomaru wanted to train with you- hey where ya going!?-" "Love you but Nekomaru will kill me!😭😭"

Mikan:

I headcanon her to be kinda tall too. Not as tall as you though. So she still would need a stool to get stuff. But because that's dangerous for her you offer to get it. She cries and thanks you so much you can't even tell what she's saying.

You sometimes put small stuff out of her reach so she'll have the courage to call you to help. But it's just stuff that she doesn't find super important. You wouldn't hid her medical stuff because why the fuck would you need to.

"ThankyouThankyouThankyouThank-" "it's okay, you don't need to thank me. I'll grab you stuff anytime!" "*Ugly sobs*" "*pat pat*"

Nagito:

He's already a simp for you. But he find your tall legs beautiful 💀 he says some poetic stuff he found in a book and then y'all eat bagels together. He always cries when you tell him he can lay in your lap. He's mentally and physically not well nor okay so you really don't mind.

"really?,, You wanna let me lay in your beautiful long legged lap? 🥺" "Yeah sure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" "but I'm such a loser,,, you deserve a better person😭" "get over here hope weirdo 🥺🥰" "coming! 🐶"

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Hope y'all liked these 👩‍🎤

#Mikan x reader #Mikan Tsumiki x reader #Nagito Komaeda x reader #Nagito x reader #Akane Owari x reader #Akane x reader #Sayori x reader #MC x reader #Kokichi Oma x reader #Kokichi Ouma x reader #Kokichi x reader #danganronpa x reader #danganronpa 2 #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #ddlc #doki doki literature club #sdr2

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saatorubby · 2 years

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Hi, I luv yr writings. Just wondering if you could write for Vil, Rook and Silver when their s/o is taking care of them when they are turn into a child? Thanks😉

These two requests are similar so I thought that I'll just do them together. @unicornwithachainsaw83

Request: vil, rook and silver have turned into children, now their s/o has to take care of them.

A/n:

first part with leona, azul and kalim here

second part with idia, malleus and riddle here

fourth part with floyd, lilia and jamil here

Warnings: rook typical stalking, gn!reader

Vil schoenheit

You were going to see your boyfriend at pomefiore when epel and rook arrived, looking panicked.

They explained that vil had gotten into an alchemy incident after trying to make some new skin care for himself.

Vil is not very different as a kid except he's even more beautiful now and is very willing to use that as an advantage.

You would have no problem dealing with him, but I can't say the same for the others.

In your company vil will be a complete gentleman, would not mess up anything. But everybody else? They will have the worst time with him.

He is demanding, strict and extremely bratty. He just refuses to play with people he doesn't like and demands for you to come back too when your doing something or, are busy. The only person he gets along with is rook.

So you how he's very blunt and criticises everybody? Yeah but it's ten times worst.

He will be going around like 'I don't like your shirt' and 'a giraffe has better make up skills than you'.

Also kinda feral?? I can see him kicking leona in the shins after leona made fun of him (crouching down in front of him and all).

Very good at stranger danger thing. If anyone he doesn't recognise tries to talk to him, he will immediately punch them and would run away.

Loves to play tea party, especially with you.

"Well, I was still as beautiful as I am now wasn't I, my sweet potato?

Rook hunt

Rook is the complete opposite of vil, he is very shy as a child.

He doesn't say much but when he does it's usually to compliment something or someone.

Rook loves archery, so he'll usually ask you to take him outside so he can play around.

Even though he's shy, he loves to go out, like in nature. Also would love if you take him to the forests outside of school for a walk or a picnic.

Rook still loves to hunt, so instead of beast men, he chases around actual animals like rabbits or butterflies when you two go out in the forest, he also loves to take the pictures of them.

Also gets along with grim. I don't think grim likes him much but rook loves grim that's how he gets roped into babysitting duty alongside you.

Rook is a very clean child. When he plays with toys (his bow and arrow) he diligently cleans up his space and puts them back in their places.

Rook also eats his veggies, he loves carrots but for some reason, he hates green bell peppers and green bell peppers only.

He loves it when you two watch movies together.

He'll snuggle up to you with blankets to his chin. As he watches the movie with fascination.

"Ah, mon amour, thank you for looking after me."

Silver

He's just a sleepy boi. He just likes to sleep.

He was probably sleeping when he turned into a child. He woke up as a toddler.

So silver is a verrryy good boy. He doesn't bother anyone, eats his food and sleeps. That's basically the only things he does.

He loves his new pillow though, which is you.

Lilia was over the moon when you turned up to diasomnia with child silver. He started lamenting about how he missed his little boy and somehow y'all ended up going through lilia's old album of his children.

Lilia tries to feed him but you somehow come up with a lame-ass excuse and bolt out of the diasomnia to your own dorm

Malleus is glad to be free of his retainers for once. Since silver is a baby, lilia is trying to feed his child and sebek is busy pulling lilia back and failing miserably.

Grim gets along with sliver very well, they both just curl up together and nap on your lap all day long.

Sliver does like napping in the garden though, where all of his animal friends can snuggle up to him.

He also lives playing knight with you, where he is the knight, grim the big bad monster and you are prince(ss) stuck in the castle. You had to coax grim with tuna to let silver win

"...so I turned into a child? Bet old ma- lilia-sama had a blast with that."

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honey-dew-woo · 2 years

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How do you think Rooster would be as a girl dad

Y'all are killing with me with these bc you know I cannot resist.

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Rooster Being a Girl Dad Would Include...

>You have only seen Bradley's heart melt a grand total of four times.

>The first when he proposed to you, the second was your wedding.

>The third and fourth? your daughters' births.

>Oh my god the instant they came out the womb?

>Hes so soft.

>Holds them so. so. carefully.

>Like he's holding fine china made of glass

>"Babe, they're not gonna break when you hold them."

>"But they're so small-"

>He would be nervous to be a dad at first

>All things considered

>it would make him rethink being a pilot

>You'd reassure him that he absolutely should still be a pilot

>When your kids would grow up he'd bring them around planes all the time?

>Maverick's base in the Mojave? You're kids have been so many times

>Top Gun? Youngest top gun students ever tbh

>Even if he was a busy pilot, he'd never miss a single dance recital, or school play. Or anything for them.

>Career day at their schools?

>He's 1-upping every other kids dad.

>But once your daughters enter middle or high school and start liking boys?

>He's volunteering for every chaperoned activity

>"Bradley, they're thirteen and eleven. What are they gonna do, hold hands?"

>"I don't trust any slimy boys in a gym with music and the lights off."

>"They're middle schoolers!"

>He does not care.

>When your oldest has her first prom she sits down both of you before her prom dates come over.

>"Dad. I want you to be nice."

>I think she really just included you to be a mediator

>"I'm always nice, young lady."

>How does he manage to say with a serious face?

>"Dad."

>"Fine. If it makes you happy."

>He'd do anything to make them happy

>But god is it so awkward when this boy comes over.

>He's not even a bad kid, like he brings you guys a desert tray of cookies and shakes both of your hands.

>"It's nice to meet you Mrs. and Mr. Bradshaw."

>You'd have to nudge your husband to prevent him from telling the poor kid it's actually 'Captain Bradshaw'.

>"Thank you, honey." You'd have to smile at the poor boy.

>Bradley just opted not to say anything, I mean that was nice, right?

>As soon as they leave?

>"I don't like him."

>"You never like any of them. He's the best one so far though. You have to admit that."

>Insert him grumbling before very reluctantly agreeing.

>"Why can't she be like [insert youngest daughter's name]? She never brings guys home."

>"That's true actually..."

>That made you think.

>But you got the explanation of that two months later, on June 2nd.

>Your youngest had approached the two of you while you were both cooking dinner

>She'd sit at the kitchen island, as the two of you turned to her.

>"Mom. Dad. I have something to tell you."

>The poor thing looked so nervous, like almost shaking.

>You and Bradley would look at her with such love in your eyes, even though you were both nervous.

>"What's up Honey?"

>"I think I'm gay."

>Bradley would lag for a second, before rushing around the kitchen to hug your daughter.

>You could only smile at them.

>"You're not mad?"

>Bradley's eyes would fill with pain.

>"Baby, no. Your mom and I will always love you. No matter what, even if you were a giraffe."

>You looked at him confused.

>"A giraffe?"

>"Shush, mom, we're having a moment" -ur husband lmao

>You'd roll your eyes before turning back to your daughter, in a more serious matter.

>"I'm sorry you were so nervous to tell us, baby. But we will always love you. Even if you were.... a giraffe..."

>"Your mother's right. But also no more sleepovers."

>"Daaaad!"

>"No buts!"

>He didn't care.

>He'd love your daughters every which way,

>He'd support them unconditionally

>Because he just wants to be a good dad for them

>Because he loves them

>And he loves you

>He loves all of his girls.

#bradley bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #bradley bradshaw x reader #rooster bradshaw #rooster headcanons #maverick #rooster #topgun #rooster x reader #top gun #top gun maverick

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snarkylinda · 9 months

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I think that one of my favorite little thing about Spencer is that these little random skills he has outside of his IQ (magic, piano, knitting apparently, choking people) all had to do with careful eye to hand coordination...

The day he learns how to no stumble over his own two feet like an newborn giraffe is over for y'all.

#criminal minds #spencer reid #i know that he foes magic because MGG does magic and thus is the most recurrent one #i am just sayin

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compendiumhistoria · 4 months

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HI Y'ALL you ready for the Absolute Brainrot I got outta nowhere for NPCs in a campaign I haven't written? no? too bad, here they are anyways. Art (left, shaved down horns) & Dusk (right, broken horn), the Telodomic Tiefling Two. they're sibwings with a few things wrong with them in different ways. they're generally friendly though!

I'll put More Official Sounding Info under the cut!

Dusk and Art are a rare sort, given that tieflings born and raised in the country of Telodom are few and far between amidst the land's cold climate and general distrust of both divine and demonic influences. The siblings now live in Estellus, reluctant refugees displaced thanks to a civil war between Telodom's ruler and its people. They both more or less work to clear their debt to the "old friends" who helped their escape southward, with Art running a shop to sell their myriad creations and Dusk traveling on various odd-jobs when he isn't contributing to his sibling's stock.

Once specialized in medicine-making and the effects of chemicals on the body, Dusk's studies have veered away from the living and onto the dead and the space between the soul and the physical, the shift from magic to mortal, turning the man of science into a self-taught wizard of necromany. Though why the change in field and to what end, Dusk is too cagey a fellow to give a straight answer. But he is happy to have left behind his fraught and frozen homeland and continue practicing both his physical and magical skills… even when his constant running and lack of rest puts enough strain on his fickle body to warrant the cane he carries around.

Art does not have their older brother's stomach for such visceral things, sometimes literally getting nauseous over it. Sympathetic and anxious, Art prefers craftsman trades to keep their hands and mind busy. Their shop sells many an enchanted accessory and even some paintings, but Art themself has also been known to write, embroider, often taking brief apprenticeships with other makers. Most everything they wear is handmade or otherwise customized with this varied interest in creative arts, and while Art considers it something of a dream come true to have their new life and run their shop, they worry deeply about the fate of the people they left behind.

Songs for Dusk:

Weird Science by Oingo Boingo (From my heart and from my hand, why don't people understand my intentions?)

Too Tired to Wink by Ludo (I'm sloughin' brain cells every day, smearing the globe, my lobe frontally frayed)

Bloody Nose by Jack Conte (With your tattered clothes and your bloody nose, aren't you glad to be rid of the smell? Not at all? Not at all)

One-eyed Maestro by Kevin MacLeod (royalty-free in-campaign theme song)

Songs for Art:

Scary World by Steam Powered Giraffe ('Cause I'm safe right here, we know who we are, and It's kind of scary thinking of what is out there…)

Unlikely Hero by the Hoosiers (I like everybody, but not everybody likes me! My love's not an island, it's the tip of a volcano!)

Journey of the Featherless by Cloud Cult (I say that it's worth dreamin' just for the dream of it, it's all about passion, it's all about perception)

Padanaya Blokov by Kevin MacLeod (shop's theme song!)

#Kris draws #Art the Artificer #Dusk #w: Stupor

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aloeanemonabee27 · 1 year

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OP ASL brothers big brother Ace au

Y'all have seen those hidden fanarts of the grownup Ace with kid Sabo and Luffy? Cause that's exactly what we're doing here, though the story would be a little different, the ages and the years of the historical events and all will be different as well. Sit back (or don't) cause this will be longer than a giraffe's necklace, yes I have sleeping problems.

Luffy haven't meet Shanks yet like in canon, he doesn't have a devil fruit but he still wants to be a pirate (much to Garps dismay), however he does gets send by to Corvo Mountain to Dandan's country, this time there is no Ace which he can follow to befriend with but he still leaves the bandits hideout to explore the forest without dying in the process and because the bandits spend more in medical supplies that in food ironically. Because of this Dandan send one of her men to keep watch over Luffy and help him whenever is necessary, it doesn't even need to be one person in specific, sometimes Dandan herself keeps watch on him and when she is discovered she puts the excuse that is her free time and she's taking a walk (a walk in the middle of the forest may I add).

Sabo does the same thing like he did in canon, he escapes his home, hates nobility, finds refugee in Grey Terminal and he steals so he can buy himself a ship in the future, the only difference is that he does it without help and the process is obviously slower. Sabo's treasure is hidden in the forest, so in one of his successful treasure hunt he was returning to Grey terminal and meets Luffy, absolutely dumbfounded on the fact that there's another kid in the forest besides him and friendly, energetic and stupid. Luffy being Luffy immediately wants to befriend him, at the same time feeling curiosity out of him so is a matter of time when he starts to follow Sabo everywhere and because of this he gets extremely late more than necessary to Dandan's country. Sabo didn't had the intention in becoming friends with Luffy at first, he was just being polite and cordial with him and somehow got used to his rambling and all, he would sometimes successfully avoid him in order to continue his treasure hunt, sometimes he couldn't and was stuck with him and always ended saving him if they got in trouble.

Sabo always made sure to lose sight of Luffy cause he never trusted him any close to his hidden treasure, but Luffy ended up finding out anyway and happened what happened in canon without Ace, Sabo tried to kill him (he couldn't), Luffy screamed bloody murder, Porchamery found Luffy and asked about Luffy, Luffy refused and then he was taken to "interrogation". Keep in mind that Luffy doesn't have a devil fruit, so the torture hurts ten times more than canon and basically is a miracle Luffy's still alive. Sabo move his treasure to another hidden place but was wary that the Bluejam pirates didn't looked for him so he went to their lair to see what's going on, when he arrived he found out that Luffy never said anything about his treasure and that's when he rescues him. Almost got caught by the pirates, when he successfully avoided him he tried to aid Luffy the best he could despite being short on medical supplies and at the same time demanding an answer in why he hadn't say the truth in the first place, to which Luffy weakly simply replied if he did Sabo wouldn't be friends with him anymore. In that moment Sabo felt like an absolute scumbag, this kid as stupid as he is, only had the innocent intend to be his friend and nothing more and all he did was to act coldly at him. Not wasting more time Sabo carried Luffy seeking for help, luckily he found one of the bandits which was Dandan who was looking for Luffy and he cried for help, Dandan took Luffy into the speed of light to Foosha village for a doctor. When Luffy was being attended by the doctor, Dandan demanded an explanation in what happened, when Sabo told her she was furious with him, because of his recklessness that almost costed Luffy's life, not only that but he got himself into trouble too and the Bluejam pirates could be looking for them by now to kill him. Makino saved the situation to put the boy at ease, she tried her best to calm Sabo down while he tried not to cry but it was futile, the entire infirmary could hear his cries of regret and Makino let him pour his heart out. When the situation eased a little bit Makino offered Sabo to stay at her place so he can rest, but he refused her offer cause he wants to stay until Luffy wakes up, Dandan stayed as well so she needs keeps an eye on Luffy anyways or Garp will have her head (not because she cares about the boy and she's worried, what are you talking about?).

After a while, Luffy woke up and the first thing Sabo did was to apologize non stop to him, Luffy had no hard feelings on him so he forgave him instantly and from that moment on Sabo began to be nicer and protective over Luffy, he even moved (uninvited) to Dandan's country to stay closer to him. From that moment on, Sabo and Luffy went to adventures together, hunting together, suffer the fist of love of Garp together, treasure hunting, dine and dash, share their dreams, Sabo would read stories to Luffy from books he found and he tried to teach Luffy to write and read. Among all everything was fine for the kids, until everything changed when Luffy saw from the cliff a boat with a young man to heading to the island.

Ace is a rookie pirate, he used to live in Corvo Mountain when he was a child and he started his pirate adventure much sooner at the age of fifteen. His relationship with Garp wasn't the best cause they always had their usual argument of him being a pirate while Garp force him to be a marine, Ace's burden on him being a "devil's son" is much heavier and his self esteem is almost none existen. Ace used to take out his anger on bars to beat up bandits and animals bigger than him of the forest, the only thing that kept him going was his goal on answering his question on being alive and being free without any regrets. Because of Garp's stupid decision on signing him up in the marines without his concent, Ace flee Corvo Mountain, he didn't care about the dangers of the Grand Line he wasn't willing to let someone to take his freedom away. At his journey Ace learned the hard way the difficulties of surviving in the sea, but despite that he didn't regret his decision, in on of his journeys he meet Masked Deuce who soon became he most trusted and best friend, the one and only who shared his most intimate secret and Deuce didn't even judge him, slowly these two started a crew of their own and that's how the Spade pirates where born with Ace being the captain and Deuce as his second in command. Rookies in the Grand Line but enough to make their name known in the seas, Ace eat the mera mera no mi by accident, the crew had lots of adventures, overall everything was fine for Ace.

Things took a chaotic turn when the Spades accidentally got involved in a conflict of pirates attacking an island and the towns people which lead to a misunderstanding, and not just any island but an island on Whitebeard's protection, not just that, Ace also found out the Ensign Isuka teamed up with Garp to capture him, to put it plainly Ace was screwed. The Spades pirates where in no condition to face marines, let alone to fight the Whitebeard pirates; they were tired, unprepared, short of supplies, lost a bunch of his crew, Ace would never run away from a conflict but his crew where not in a favorable situation, so much to his dismay the Spade pirates had to get separated until things cool down a bit. They put a time limit over a few months so they can reunite again, they split up in teams, each being lead from someone of Ace's trust, each got a Vivre card of Ace and they put an island of destination so they could reunite again. Ace decided to go on his own, him being in whatever team will put the crew in danger, he took the Striker and left the only place he knew where it could be safe for a bit to stay low, in east blue in Goa kingdom island.

When he arrived he parked the Striker away from prying eyes, he decided to be on the forest which he felt a bit of nostalgia, as he gets deep in the forest soon he notice curious eyes of kids watching him in awe which in left him dumbfounded. The first kid who got close to him first introduced himself as Luffy, and Ace soon thinks that he is dumbass with no self preservation, the other kid seemed more cautious unlike the younger one. Hours passed and the younger than him wouldn't leave him alone, finally he snapped and yelled at him to leave him alone which Luffy counter attacked him asking him if he was a pirate, Ace took this opportunity to scare off the kid by confirming his suspicion and ended up doing the opposite effect cause the Luffy got excited even more. Sabo, the only one with self preservation put Luffy aside in suspicion of him trying to knock some sense on the youngest on what if he was part of the Bluejam pirates, Luffy asked him if Ace was part of them, he tells he doesn't even know them and somehow the kid trusts him.

Days, Weeks were like this, Ace avoiding these kids like a plague but never got lucky, somehow these kids could keep up with him and apparently is their new sport to harass him till no tomorrow. Sometimes he can have moments at peace when they go treasure hunting, which he thought it was just kid's stuff so he didn't bat an eye, in the blink of an eye Ace was now spending time with the kids and sometimes was willing to join them in their little adventures and also find out that treasure hunting meant stealing from nobles. As time passed, Ace took a liking to them, he meet Dandan again, showed his devil fruit to them and they share sake cups and became brothers.

Then things once again took turns for the worst, when they were at High Town that's when Sabo's sperm donor (father) Outlook appeared demanding at Sabo to return home, Sabo fled to the forest in fear now that his secret has been revealed but neither Ace nor Luffy cared where he came from, he was his brother after all. Since they were sharing secrets, Ace revealed he is the son of the former pirate king and once again none of the kids didn't care, they care about Ace and Ace only not his father. Everything went downhill when Outlook hired the Bluejam pirates to kidnapped Sabo, Ace could've easily won against them if it weren't that they made him chose over Luffy's life or Sabo's and Sabo made the choice for him returning voluntarily to Outlook. Another tragedy happened when in that very same moment they burned Grey Terminal with them inside, resulting in Sabo getting injured, Outlook fleed fast with Sabo and Ace stayed trying to protect Luffy, the Bluejam pirates where doing their felonys and Ace was getting furious at time passed. When Dandan and the bandits arrived, Ace made sure that Luffy stayed with them so he could burn into ashes those flickers who took Sabo away and he made them pay every second of it.

When the chaos eased, the bandits told them the reason why they burned Grey Terminal was because a Celestial dragon was visiting and they needed to get "rid of the trash", making Ace more angrier than ever he wanted to rescue Sabo in that very same moment but Dandan knock some sense into him that Luffy needed him right now and he needed a plan to rescue Sabo properly, he had the disadvantage if Outlook recognized him and no doubt he'll gather more security in his manor or worse calling the marines. In those times Ace stayed with Luffy, both of them helping in easing each other, Ace made his best efforts in distracting Luffy out of his worries, that's when he received the unexpected visit or Dragon himself asking for his help, he needed his mission to be completed so he requested his cooperation and in exchange he'll help him to rescue Sabo which Ace agreed. Dandan was not kidding when she said High town was highly guarded, not because of the visit of the Celestial dragon but for the rumor that Fire fist Ace was here, the mission of Dragon is the inside of the Celestial dragon's ship so Dragon helped him to infiltrate in the gardens of the manor of Outlook, he gave him a den den mushi so he can gave him the signal for Ace to commit a commotion so the attention will be put in the catastrophe. When the time arrived Ace put a hellfire show in the Outlook manor and the manors at close so the fire could spread, when Ace entered the manor he had no trouble at all defeating the guards until he found Sabo, he was angry and sad at the look of his brother's condition, he took Sabo into his arms and burned the entire manor into ashes. With the help of Dragon he escaped all the commotion in High town and taking Sabo back into Dandan's country, Luffy was overjoyed seeing both his brothers returning alive and he didn't leave them for a second.

What Ace didn't account for is Garps sudden visit, hearing the rumors of his grandson in Goa made him navigate as fast as light, Garp was beyond furious with Ace of all the destruction he had caused but Ace made sure to clarify that he did in order to save Sabo from his so call father, Garp understands his reasons but he knock it on his head that the marines won't look it that way and is saved to say that he became mad when he found out that Dragon was the one who helped him. Not that he's mad with the rescue, he is mad that all his efforts go to waste cause soon enough the marines will find out about Luffy's background and take him to do God knows what and in the case of Sabo it will look like a kidnaping, but Ace could care less about what other people's think of him and this could be solved. The only solution Garp could found is that these kids go to Marineford without question and there they could be save, but Ace refused that idea cause if it wasn't gonna work for him neither will for Luffy, but the decision was being made and it didn't matter what the kids or Ace think and Garp told Ace to leave right now that he has the chance before he captures him here and there and these matter does not concerns him.

After that Ace was leaving immediately of Goa kingdom, he had no business there anymore and he was a pirate, he had no intentions on staying any longer. Or at least that's what he likes to think, but in his heart bo matter how much he ignored it, he couldn't stop thinking about Sabo and Luffy, how they were involved in this disaster because of him, how their freedom was going to be taken away, Ace was faster to leave but Sabo and Luffy where just kids and Garp definitely would be much more prepared if the same thing repeats itself again. The memories of their time together, how these kids looked up to him, accepted him and loved him, they became brothers and Ace couldn't leave them behind. He knows the dangers of taking kids to the Grand Line, the burden to take care of these kids, he knows the consequences but he just shut his logic and let his heart act. Unlike Garp he was going to give them a choice, no matter what they decide he will respect it, he knows what they will say but he needed a confirmation from both of them to act. Ace gather Sabo and Luffy for their goodbye, but before he leaves he asks... "Sabo, Luffy... you guys wanna go to Grand Line with me?"

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