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origins is set in ferelden because if you tried to explain the mere concept of orlais to a freshly out of dust town brosca they'd let the darkspawn win
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im currently allowing myself to exist in the world where they are happy and nothing bad ever happens to them c:
#dragon age#dragon age fanart#dragon age 2#da2#da2 fanart#anders#anders dragon age#anders da2#hawke da2#hawke dragon age#mhawke#handers#nudity#suggestive#? just in case idk#scary....#my art
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Still thinking about them daily
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Ahhh, Hawke stepped in the poopy.
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dragon age dashboard simulator
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literally DNI if you think shipping the champion with their REAL LIFE friends is okay. i can't believe i have to explain this to people. RPF destroys lives.
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"RPF is fine." - Varric Tethras
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op is mad because i said hawke and seneschal bran fucked btw
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I want to go to Ferelden.
I will spell couleur as colour and work on a farm. I would spend all night in The Pearl while drinking ale with my mates. I'll have cheese every day that's worth 1 silver. I would go to war and die. I am also more likely to meet bandits, The Hero of Ferelden and The Queen.
I wish I was Fereldan. :(
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sick and fucking tired of mutuals putting this on the dash. yeah haha funny joke. fereldan stereotypes are so fucking harmful and irritating, you realise cheese is actually one of our major exports? that op is joking about working on a farm, a hard and painful line of work, whole being orlesian nobility? if someone made a post like this about kirkwall i know people would be shitting and crying lmfao
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Fereldan.
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Need to get dicked down again :-/
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This was his last post before blowing up the chantry btw. getting dicked down in your honour tonight king 🫡
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what no dick does to a mage
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Heritage post.
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She dark on my spawn till i hurlock
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i hurlock on her taint til she enters my deep roads
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situationship with the girl in my alienage going really bad everyone like it's literally over for me 👍🏻
#can we get another blight soon or something i cant do this anymore
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What the fuck happened to this poll .
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i think i hauve the blight
#thought about the cycles of violence in hard in hightown again #varric tethras when i GET YOU
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they are going to be the death of me
what boyfriend in the fade does to a mf
#GET HIS ASS OUTTA THERE!!!!#FREE MY MANS!!!!!!!!!#dragon age#dragon age 2#dragon age fanart#da2 fanart#anders#anders dragon age#anders da2#hawke da2#hawke dragon age#mhawke#handers#mhanders#my art#dimitri hawke
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she let me hit cause of my sad eyes and soul deep paranoia
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My very sardonic Dragon Age: Dreadwolf BINGO board. (A few of these are lighthearted predictions, while most are concerns based on historical precedence.)
I will be playing along with this when the game is someday released.
#NEED a musical number like nobody's business#hey while i was typing that i remembered that DOES happen in inquisition and we arent doing like.#a broadway number in the middle of dreadwolf#holding out hope🤞🙏#dragon age dreadwolf
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Do you think Nathaniel Howe and Sebastian Vael ever explored each other's bodies...
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tabris doodles :3c
post this elf when they least expect it....
#finding a middle ground between silly elf nose and his canonical hooked nose is always a struggle but im doing my best#dragon age#dragon age origins#dragon age fanart#dao#dao fanart#warden tabris#artistic nudity#nudity#my art#nerith tabris
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date idea: we drink wine while a dilapidated mansion crumbles around us
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cyrrion lavellan you are a stupid nerd full of hubris i am crushing you with a rock
#hes my special guy#hes my sweet cheese#my rotten soldier#i can finally finish this fucking game#trespasser here i come#omw bbg#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#lavellan#inquisitor lavellan#let it be known i completely forgot cyrion was also the name of tabris' dad AND that cyrrion and dorian rhyme#ALSO that they have very similar haircuts. none of this was intentional. i am a clown#there is something so personal to me about a dalish mage inquisitor#somethn somethn history repeating idk im not a scholar#cyrrion lavellan#gnomisms
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RIP Anders DragonAge you would have loved predatory gacha games and casino slot machines.
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what if hawke and anders kept writing to each other while hawke was getting his unforgettable 'cassandra is beating the shit out of a dummy with my face on it' experience at skyhold
one day hawke witnesses a raven almost crash on his desk. the note, written in blocky letters, reads, "HAD TO TAKE OVER FOR A WHILE. HE KEPT TRYING TO FOLLOW SOME 'SONG'. WILL 'CATCH UP' ON 'SLEEP'. YOU BOTH ARE WELCOME. WHERE DO YOU KEEP 'TEA'."
the second raven flies in five minutes later. "FOUND IT."
hours pass, hawke goes to bed. the third raven screams to let her in.
"THAT WAS NOT TEA. PLEASE LABEL YOUR ELFROOT."
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I'm so thirsty I could. the well.
#-inquisitor lavellan rn or something#ive almost finished inquisition#im so close#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#gnomisms
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I made these last night and I think they may be tumblr worthy
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ok posting these actually :) i am practising varying up my body types a little and here is where i got w the dao smoochable companions
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