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You’re tell me this isn’t a ad for a tv show of two dads trying to raise their son?

can’t wait for zahn to write the ahsoka series prequel book, where thrawn and ezra DO work together right up until a week before the show because they had an argument about the logistics of a Space Taco Tuesday and thrawn ended up sweeping ezra out the chimera’s door for a week-long banishment with a broom because he’s petty like that

May I offer you a Him in these trying times?

I have two requests that I should be working on but I’ve had this thought stuck in my head and I gotta get it out. NSFW down below

There was this post that highlighted that when Bi-Han killed a guy, he covered his mouth to keep him quiet. You know Tumblr so it turned into something else though. But you know me so I’m thinking that but in reverse.

Imagine it. Bi-Han covering his own mouth as he’s being fucked because he knows he’s being way too loud. His partner isn’t stupid though, and their grip on his hair tightens and they yank hair back, which temporarily distracts him and lets them grab his hand and pull it behind him.

And they know exactly what they’re doing, fucking faster and harder into him. They want him as loud as possible. They want everyone to hear. Bi-Han knows this, so he tries to remain quiet but it’s so hard to. He’s putting all his energy into trying to be quiet, he doesn’t even think about wrestling his hand from behind him. He’s certainly strong enough to. That’s the thing about Bi-Han. You fuck him good enough and he’ll go stupid.

And you’d expect him to have amazing resolve since he’s the Grandmaster and has trained the hardest. He should be able to hold out and remain quiet. He should… but he doesn’t. All his partner needs to do is let go of his hair and slap his ass a few times while berating him, and that mouth he’s trying so hard to keep closed starts to open again.

Was he ashamed of you? Was he embarrassed? Wasn’t he a good boy? No, he wasn’t ashamed. Yes, he was embarrassed. Yes he was a good boy. The berating continues so his mouth stays open to answer and at some point he goes from answering to moaning and grunting, so caught up in his own pleasure now that he’s not thinking about keeping his mouth closed. Now they used one hand to slap his ass and the other to yank on his hair. He didn’t even notice they let go of his hand.

His partner is so mean. Just as he feels his orgasm approaching, they suddenly stop and let go of him completely. “If you’re so worried about being loud, I guess I’ll stop” they say as they pull out completely. Bi-Han didn’t allow himself to catch his breath. He immediately reaches for their dick behind him, puts it back in and starts fucking himself on it.

He knows he’s being loud. He knows anyone near (and probably far) can hear how much of a slut he is, but he just doesn’t care anymore. How could he possibly care when being a slut felt this good?

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good afternoon fellow mesh heads.

inside you there are two wolves, lovers lake kiss scene and flickergate wheeler’s house kiss scene

randy. bradley. very normal boy to me. wears jean jackets. bad at sports. wants a record player for christmas. gets along with history teachers. lets tessa paint his nails with clear polish. gets scammed on depop trying to buy authentic vintage. when he tells his mom he’s gay she says i know sweetie and he freaks out.

on the topic of aroace ryuk and gay light i really do think ryuk tries his best to give light advice on how to seduce L and it goes like this:

Ryuk: no, listen, just give him an apple. everybody loves apples. it’s like, a proposal in greece or something.

L, upon receiving an apple: hmmmmm. kira said gods of death like apples. is light trying to say he thinks of me as a god? i’m flattered…

and light’s planning to murder both of them

dean and cas are take me to church, but crowley and aziraphale are from eden while edward and stede are like real people do

im sorry but like... the 60th dw specials are for the doctor x donna shippers,the ' i absolutely love her..'??holding her in their arms BOTH times were they thought she was lost???hand kiss??? holding hand to chest??? head kiss ??

go home, this is a doctorxdonna shippers only, event!!!

Jiang Cheng called wei wuxian stupid when wwx decided to mine Bitcoin for shits and giggles in 2009 and then when it blew up and wwx became a millionaire he offered to share his fortune with the then bankrupted Jiang family but before he could the Jin accused him of wire fraud and used their media monopoly to sue him enough to the point of stress as they did this while also threatening his lawyer Wen Qing and then he was suddenly assassinated the day before his last court date and in a shocking turn of events the courts discovered that the only recipient on his will was lan wangji (he wrote him in while drunk one day as a joke since he never expected he would have any kind of money to pass on) who decided to donate it all to orphanages in Yiling while Jiang Cheng has been agonizing for decades about how he didn't invest in time. This is why I think Jiang Cheng would own nfts

Macdennis is Schrödinger's canon. It is both canon and not canon depending on how this all ends and since we are not at the end, it is both.

If it ended with 5, they banged as Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar, definitely absolutely. But then we went to 6, so no they actually didn’t. If it ended with 6, then Maureen declared Mac Dennis’ boytoy and they banged right after he screamed divorce, definitely absolutely. But then we went to 7, so no they actually didn’t.

…

If it ended with 15, they were banging during quarantine, definitely absolutely. But since 16 is on the horizon, no they actually weren’t. But if they don’t canon in 16, they banged on that inflatable couch until it popped, definitely absolutely. But if 17 is on the horizon then no they didn’t. But if they don’t canon in —

There’s never anything in the crate until there’s something in the crate.

the kanthony era was the happiest i’ve ever been in my life

its imperative sydcarmy kiss doesn’t happen until season 4 episode 10 at the earliest IDGAF they are slow burning in the crockpot or it’s nothing