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guzhufuren · 2 days
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these 3 men are going to be in a loving relationship tomorrow and i was right
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razorblade180 · 2 days
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Safe Bet
[Swarm Disaster V]
Qingque:I heard you like to gamble?
Aventurine:You could call it the spice of my life. Let me guess, you’re betting I will do well?
Qingque:Oh that’s way too simple. We will have no healer.
Aventurine:…What?
Qingque:I tend to try to take things easy but after numerous failures here it’s only natural to form plans. I’m not betting on you doing well, I’m wagering your ability to protect us long enough for us to gather blessing I need plus curios.
Aventurine:And how long to you typically last in here?
Silver Wolf: The first elite. Sometimes we make it.
Sparkle:If we get resonance. Though your fellow gambler over here has gotten much more reliable since our last attempt.
Aventurine:..Alright. Let’s do it. Should be fun. Let’s see what’s about curio option number one!
Nullify attacks
QASS: (Oh shit this might actually be the run…)
Floor 2
Aventurine:Little lady, is there any reason why you refuse to keep a shield?
Silver Wolf: It’s not my fault these enemies understand who the real threat is. I’m alive aren’t I? Good job, but I recommend investing in speed.
Aventurine:Learn to take a hit.
Qingque:Don’t sweat it guys. It’s time for the easier part. *presses downloader*
Acheron:Hey. Oh, it’s you.
Aventurine:I think that’s my line. To think I’d get your aid in a place like this.
Acheron:I’m just here to cut through the fodder and potentially give you a chance to win it big. Consider me your guide.
Aventurine:We’re bound to get lost then.
Acheron:Heh, then I guess you’ll be getting enough blessings. Stay close.
xxxxx
Knight of beauty appears
Aventurine:Well would you look at that!
Sparkle:Okay, so I typically don’t care how far these runs go, but if you somehow ruin this I’m actually going to be disappointed.
Aventurine:Oh you know a situation is dire if I have a Fool acting serious. I was already planning on proving my value anyway.
Floor 3
Silver Wolf: Well it’s be real everyone. Don’t really need me for that oversized bug. It’s got every weakness you need.
Sparkle:What an interesting way of saying “I am a liability.”
Silver Wolf:It’s simple strategy. We didn’t come all this way to gain nothing. I’ll just cheer from the bench. Qingque, don’t miss your crits. *
Qingque:I literally can’t.
Silver Wolf:And don’t eat too many points. *leaves*
Qingque:…No promise. *hits downloader*
Ruan Mei: Shall we begin?
Aventurine:All this talent and you needed my help?
Ruan Mei:Have you ever felt the wind shear of a Swarm Disaster? Some people say it’s like a personal hurricane on your body.
Qingque:I’m “some people”
xxxxxx
20+ Propagation blessings. Various Curios, interplays achieved, and additional blessings gained. Danger level Eight
Swarm buzzing violently
Qingque:I’m gonna be honest guys, I don’t know if I’m trembling because I’m nervous, or because this is about to be pretty spectacular. Aventurine, if you would? *holds out tiles*
Aventurine:Heh, you really want all the luck possible huh? Alright then, strut yourself.
He leans over to his left and gently blows on the pieces.
“Let’s play a game!” Qingque tosses them into the air and twirls as metamorphosis begins; catching the pieces as they fell. Without stopping, she throws out a four of kind then immediately flicks her wrist like a slite of hand trick to reveal another set of tiles to throw.
The experienced gambler watches the girl pass the tiles between her hands twice before throwing another eight, killing a bug and keeping the pace by tossing a new set once before suddenly slamming down a tile that shakes everything and hands her another four of a kind she quickly turned into eight. It’s still her turn. Gambling is partly a numbers game, and Qingque has clearly crunched them.
Aventurine:(Oh shit…)
Sparkle:Wooooo! Don’t stop the fireworks!
Three more tosses before another hit! No worries! Qingque happily took a single tile and beamed it another insect before slamming down another that caused it to explode. She tossed her set to a corner bug as she took another break turn to eat up all four points before hearing Sparkle laughing as she topped off the difference.
Qingque: Can’t stop won’t stop!
Another eight tiles exploded and knocked the main bug down briefly. Aventurine was thinking he didn’t need to be here, until it got back up and tore through the shield like paper. Without hesitation he let his wealth pour down like rain and redeployed a shield. He confidently scoffed, but Ruan Mei could see his hand twitch in his pocket.
Ruan Mei:Fear is a healthy way of understanding your current situation as well providing alertness. Are you alert?
Aventurine: Vividly. *stacks shield*
Ruan Mei:Welcome to the Swarm Disaster.
Qingque:You get a front row seat to VICTORY!
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nycto-rotting · 13 hours
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i used to jokingly say the relationship i had with a friend was the equivalent of "platonic whizzvin". i know that doesnt make sense because whizzvin (act 1 mostly) was so toxic but we tagged each other as the characters since we matched whizzvin pfps, made fun of each other when we got too in character and just talked abt falsettos together. boy was i wrong. theres no such thing as a platonic whizzvin.
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a7estrellas · 17 days
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. ⏤ Esquire Magazine | April/May 2024
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tapakah0 · 10 months
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countingstars-17 · 6 months
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max saying "nothing just an inchident" is my new favorite thing
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bigbigtruck · 4 months
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my brain tried to kill me this year but i lived bitch
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heisenpink · 6 months
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Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul for Flaunt Magazine
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decoyhounds · 6 months
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"and fuck you"
that gagged me so bad, marie instantly switching from pleading with cate to telling her to go fuck herself as soon as she saw jordan suffering YUPPPP THAT'S MY SHIP.
and then of course blowing cate's entire fucking arm up the second she spotted her going for jordan OHHHHHH i couldve cried ive been waiting for protective marie this entire season
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thaliasthunder · 1 year
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MALCOLM PACE MY CANON QUEER SON OF ATHENA BOY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
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starsandhughes · 10 months
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jamie baby, could you STOP BEING A WHORE (lie please continue tysm you’re making me drool) AND SIGN A DAMN CONTRACT that would be great <3
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janayuga · 3 months
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Breaking my silence.
Major spoiler for Episode 2 of Beast Yeast! ‼️
I will not be quiet.
I no longer can contain myself.
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They cannot do this to me. itS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SAD, AND ROMANTIC AND DIABOLICAL BUT SO FITTING AND JUST WEEEEH 💕💕 T_T
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Oh my GOD.
i will not be able to recover from this fucking shitshow/pos
LilyFae is so fucking real, so real and canon. And they are in Love and kiss 1000 times.
I will die with this ship. I WILL GO UNDER with this SHIP.
They are forever in my heart. 🌸💕🫶
Rest in Peace, Elder Faerie. You are the true GOAT and I love you.💕 (and so does Lily)
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cloudster-clown · 3 months
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Q!MISSA IMMORTAL CANNONNNNN
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straight-chanse · 3 months
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they mean everything to me
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homechashikjin · 8 months
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AND HER HAIR ISNT BLOND I CHEERED
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anothertina · 4 months
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NEW WILD RIFT EZREAL SKIN!! (with Lux, but that was expected)
I'm losing my mind over him!!! He's so cute!!
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