fhawke: remember how your (dead) noble mother ran off with your (dead) fereldan apostate father. do you think you're repeating a cycle by moving a (possibly-soon-to-be-dead) ferdeldan apostate into her childhood home. do you think you're becoming her?
mhawke: lol your boyfriends gay
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Anders: You know what our camp needs?
Gale, amused: Does it rhyme with bat or rat by chance?
Anders: Look, all I'm saying is that we made room for the dog. We made room for the owlbear.
Gale: That, we did.
Anders: Would it be such a stretch to have a cat in camp? Come on! Just one. [Then, in a mumbled voice.] Or two. Maybe even three.
Gale: Anders...
Anders: Gale...
Gale: Is now really the best time to take on that added responsibility?
Anders: Now is the perfect time! You know, I expected this sort of resistance from the others but never from you.
Gale: Hey now, do we really need to go there? Weaponizing my love for a good feline companion against me?
Anders: To think that you once bragged to me about having a cat, but to deny my request for one... *shakes head* The utter betrayal.
Gale: Oh, come now.
Anders: Please?
Gale: Is this really—
Anders: 🥺
Gale: ...
Gale: Alright, fine.
Anders: Yes!
Gale, massaging his temple: Tara is going to kill me.
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my work for ukrainian dragon age artzine (@/lunavisua on twitter)
i love merrill character very much and was very glad to draw her!
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attention all bg3 players who have also played any dragon age game!! (which is probably everyone, let’s be real)
im conducting an experiment, so if everyone could please reblog with their romance choices for both games
regards
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may you find the forgiveness that you seek, my child; just not in my sacred walls
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dragon age dashboard simulator
🏙️ thechampginon Follow
literally DNI if you think shipping the champion with their REAL LIFE friends is okay. i can't believe i have to explain this to people. RPF destroys lives.
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"RPF is fine." - Varric Tethras
🏕️ meribella Follow
op is mad because i said hawke and seneschal bran fucked btw
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🌿 quirkyorlesian Follow
I want to go to Ferelden.
I will spell couleur as colour and work on a farm. I would spend all night in The Pearl while drinking ale with my mates. I'll have cheese every day that's worth 1 silver. I would go to war and die. I am also more likely to meet bandits, The Hero of Ferelden and The Queen.
I wish I was Fereldan. :(
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sick and fucking tired of mutuals putting this on the dash. yeah haha funny joke. fereldan stereotypes are so fucking harmful and irritating, you realise cheese is actually one of our major exports? that op is joking about working on a farm, a hard and painful line of work, whole being orlesian nobility? if someone made a post like this about kirkwall i know people would be shitting and crying lmfao
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Fereldan.
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Need to get dicked down again :-/
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This was his last post before blowing up the chantry btw. getting dicked down in your honour tonight king 🫡
🐜 faggotkirkwall Follow
what no dick does to a mage
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Heritage post.
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🌌 elfroot Follow
She dark on my spawn till i hurlock
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i hurlock on her taint til she enters my deep roads
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🍊 fujoshiandraste Follow
situationship with the girl in my alienage going really bad everyone like it's literally over for me 👍🏻
#can we get another blight soon or something i cant do this anymore
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☄️ mabariboy Follow
What the fuck happened to this poll .
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i think i hauve the blight
#thought about the cycles of violence in hard in hightown again #varric tethras when i GET YOU
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