HE ARRIVED
HES HERE
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT HIM
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Miguel: Diane, can you pull yourself from Hobie for ONE MINUTE and listen to what I have to say. This mission briefing is extremely important and I don't appreciate you directing all your attention to-
Diane: Aww, Miguel 🥺🥺 Are you jealous? It's okay! I think you're really hot too!!
Miguel: ....Excuse me?
Diane: I don't just like lanky guys. I like buff guys like you too. Also you have incredibly clear skin.
Miguel: Diane, I'm ten years older than you and also your boss.
Diane:... Are you trying to flirt with me?
Miguel: what
Diane: Those were flirting words.
Moche, Miguel's literal wife: Enough of this. Lyla, make Diane explode.
Lyla: Why in the world would I have the ability to make her EXPLODE?
Miguel: This entire conversation is incredibly unprofessional.
Hobie: We wouldn't be having it if you weren't flirting with my girl
Miguel: I WASN'T???? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????
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“Hobie, you’re not helping.”
“Good.”
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i know Pavitr is crouching a bit but god. this fucking height difference??? Pavitr saying *“hobie my guy!” hobie saying *“man like PAV!!! BIG STEPPA” god they make me so happy!!
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After a particularly tough battle spiderband gets a hold of some 🍾🍻 (courtesy of Hobie)
My headcanons for what types of drunks each are:
Also Hobie is saying "See? The queen has ya believin a load of crap Gwendy! 'S wha incompetent idiots like em will drill into ya!"
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Imagine Miles telling Hobie about Noir and how he's so funny and harmless and silly and stuff
Then Hobie goes on a mission with Noir and is like heh I guess Miles was right
Until Noir pulls out a gun and starts bustin shots at the enemy like it's normal. Like that's what Spidermen do
Green Goblin start flying and Noirs like 'Ive got this one fellas' Hobie turns around and my mans standing there with a tommy gun like
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