In the latest edition of The #Tweetcore Radio Hour, I chat with Brian Lambert about cleaning out the junk drawer and with Scoopski about the underground indie bands he’s been listening to lately — plus the usual mix of great tunes by Greg Gallagher, Megazillin, Art Block, Unlucky Mammals, Jackson Vincent, The Hollow Truths, Modern Amusement, and the Paul Sanwald Quartet.
An ordinary day at the office becomes a horrific quest for survival when 80 employees (John Gallagher Jr., Tony Goldwyn, Adria Arjona) at the Belko Corp. in Bogotá, Colombia, learn that they are pawns in a deadly game. Trapped inside their building, a voice over an intercom tells the frightened staffers that two workers must be killed within 30 minutes. When another ultimatum follows, friends become enemies and new alliances take shape, as only the strongest will remain alive at the end.
The Black Keys' twelfth studio album, Ohio Players, is out now. The album features several collaborations between band mates Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney with various friends and colleagues, like Dan “The Automator” Nakamura, Beck, Noel Gallagher, Greg Kurstin, and others. You can get it and hear it here. Thanks to all you Beautiful People for playing!
The Black Keys on writing with Noel: “It couldn’t have gone smoother!”
With the new Black Keys LP on the way, it’s only right that a consolidated write-up piece that collects every bit of information important to the lead up and collaboration between The Black Keys and Noel, be delivered in such a way that, hopefully gives you the full scope of their collaboration.
Patrick, Dan and Noel will tell it all.
Though mostly Patrick talks through everything about the record all the way back from 2023 to most recently with Joe Rogan, so we’ll start there. And fair warning, there will be a few repeated lines as per the promotional jargon they’ve managed to whittle down before every time the duo speaks about the new LP.
It will jump back and forth, so there’s that to look out for as well.
Let’s start.
Patrick Carney to Rogan: “We made our new record collaborating with people, and one of the guys we wanted to work with was Noel Gallagher from Oasis. So we kept reaching out to him, seeing if he would be up for it, and we kept hearing back that he doesn’t really do that (co-writing songs). And I remembered that my neighbor, who I golf with, used to be Oasis’ agent. So I asked him if he could reach out and through that, we heard back that Noel would be up for recording with us, if we went to London. So we flew all the way to London and rented this small, little studio (Toe Rag Studios). And we barely knew Noel, we met him briefly. But we went in there with no song and sat down with him, and within a couple hours we had a song written and recorded.”
Pat (cont.): “And we did it three days in a row. And we had four days booked. After the first day, we got what we needed. It’d be cool if we got more…–”
Dan Auerbach (interjected): “The rest will be gravy, but we got what we needed. We came for the trip!”
Pat: “Yep, and the second day we got ‘On The Game’, and the third day we got a song called ‘Only Love Matters’ but the fourth day we showed up and were like, ‘We are NOT fucking pressing it!’. We went three-for-three. But let’s not fuck this up. So we spent the whole (fourth) day just bullshitting with him.”
Dan: “It was such an amazing feeling being in the room with him (Noel). We cut it in a studio called Toe Rag and the live room is this size, like this room (points out to the room). Pat’s drum kit is here (points again), little keyboard here, I’m right there and Noel’s right there. We were just in a circle and, you know, what you hear on the record is (one of the live takes) we did. It was like, the second or third time we got through the song without fucking it up. [..] It is the best feeling. It’s the most addictive thing ever, being able to get in the studio and make something out of nothing like that.”
Rogan speaks up briefly to praise ‘On The Game’ from Noel and the band, and expresses that he’s grateful to have been able to listen to Ohio Players early. When asking about the origins of the band and the meaning of the track, Pat lets on about a day at the Chiltern Firehouse where Noel would frequent.
Pat: “The cool thing about ‘On The Game’, we got everything but the lyrics. But the melody was there. We kind of made a point (in) making this album that for the first time we were going to, I guess, kind of do it the way that maybe bands used to do it in the 70s. We were going to stay at the nicest hotels, the funnest– the MOST fun hotels. We were going to have fun. So when we’re out in London, we were staying at the Chiltern Firehouse, just kind of partying every single night, and then dragging ourselves to the studio. One night, Noel was hanging out with us and he was like, pointing to some girl at the bar, he’s like, ‘Oh, she’s for sure on the game!’. And we’ve been to England fifty times but we never heard that expression. We’re like, ‘what’s that?’ and he’s like, ‘Oh, she’s a working girl, she’s probably… you know, she’s probably a prostitute.’ Which checks out, I think! And then Dan was like, ‘Yeah, everybody here is on the game.’ But making this record was so much fun.”
You can watch that podcast here for the rest of the episode.
Earlier in the year, the band also sat down with Uncut Magazine and gave the album a preview for their January 2024 Album Preview issue.
Pat starts, “Dan makes a lot of records for Easy Eye, and when he does those, he’s always writing and collaborating with the artists. But the only other person we’d written with was Danger Mouse. So this time we decided to go a little deeper into our rolodex and call some people we’d been talking about working with for a long time,” says Carney.
“We just hit the ground running and we’re making songs as soon as we can.” Auerbach interjects.
Carney continued, “It came out so easy that we were trying to think of other people that we could throw in the mix, and the person at the top of the list was Noel Gallagher. Everyone was like, ‘Noel doesn’t really write with other people.’ But he agreed to meet us in London. We booked some time at Toe Rag and recorded two songs with Noel in three days.”
In London back in 2023, Pat also briefly spoke to NME about that. “When you’re coming up, it can often feel like competition and you’re constantly stressed. Now, we’re at the point where we can just enjoy everything,” signaling a new start and reference to a newer sound of their, yet-to-be-finished (at the time), 12th studio album.
“The key to our sound is embracing the human element. None of us are virtuosic musicians, there’s just a lot of raw rock ‘n’ roll.”
That same interview was in anticipation of kicking off their UK leg of shows in June 2023 at The O2, Hydro and so forth.
The band would, at the time, also host DJ nights and continues to do so to this day.
“It’s just us, partying. We don’t want to go to some crummy bar after the show and listen to shitty music. We’d stay backstage and play music but there’s no one else there, which is kind of boring. This is a way for us to control the jukebox and hangout together. We’ve done a lot of growing up in the last 10 years. Dan and I have always been close but we’ve got a very deep friendship right now. We enjoy hanging out. Getting to go on tour with your friend, it makes the whole thing feel more exciting.”
Carney continues, “When we got back in the studio in 2021, to record what would become Dropout Boogie, something had changed. Obviously the whole world had changed but a year of isolation was enough to change the dynamic between Dan and I. We were really, really, really excited to see each other every day.”
In 2021, that work translated into 9 straight weeks of back-and-forth recording in between touring. Never forgetting to mention that even then, the results would ring in the best sounds possible for the duo and would later, actually, keep going.
“But we just kept working. By the end of the year, we had 17 new ideas down and we just kept going, [..] that was the beginning of what we’re finishing now, an epic album that’s our best record for sure. It won’t be out until next year, though. It’s a weird, full circle thing.”
At the time of the interview, Carney didn’t want to 'give too much away' about 'the new evolution of The Black Keys.' It’s important to note that at the time, in 2021, those sessions would spawn more than 40 newer recordings from the duo, minus collaborations from then.
He does go on about smaller details to end on and also mentions Gallagher for the first time, in this NME interview.
“We’re working with a lot of people and the vibe of the record is fun. It’s very reflective of our DJ nights in a way, it’s a big Saturday night party record. We just had people come through the studio and throw a little bit of special sauce at each song. There are just so many different collaborations but there’s a thread through it with Dan and I filtering everything. It just feels really fucking amazing.”
In steps Noel.
“He’s hilarious and super talented! We were referring to him as ‘the Chord Lord’ because he’s just a perfectionist with it. Dan and I are big fans of him and Liam. Actually, the Liam song ‘Everything’s Electric’ is why we decided to work with Kurstin.”
In speaking to the vibe of the album in the NME interview, Carney would also go on to say that, “Danger Mouse showed us the trick to collaborating and that’s someone we need to work with again soon. We used to be pretty insular. We were two friends from Akron who didn’t really take part in any music scene, and we weren’t able to hang out backstage early on in our career, because we had to drive to the next show. Now, we’re thriving because we’re including our friends and being more inclusive. That’s what the vibe is with this record.”
The same sentiment is shared between Auerbach, most definitely, when he also spoke with Rolling Stone at the beginning of this year.
“No matter who we work with, it never feels like we’re sacrificing who we are. It only feels like it adds some special flavor. We just expanded that palette with people we wanted to work with. We were there to support them and their ideas, to do whatever we could to see that moment flourish. But when it came time to finish the album, it was just Pat and me.”
And back to the Uncut interview.
Carney says, “(With other artists), most of the time we’d have the music there (already), so we were just looking for words and melody. But with Noel, we started the songs from scratch. Noel is hilarious and we hit it off instantly. It couldn’t have gone smoother. He was very meticulous about finding the right transitional chords for each section, it was amazing!”
“At Toe Rag, we were all in the room: Pat with the drums,” Auerbach continues, “I was playing the bass, Noel had his 335, and our friend Leon was on keyboards. We were just in a circle in this tiny room, recording live, working up songs in real time, literally figuring out chord changes and melodies. Every song that we got with Noel is a live-take, it just felt really good.”
Another key element I wanted to add here, in finding similar pieces on their collaboration there are details that get left out over time, or other details that get added in. All of the same answers are all similar enough that you can hopefully get a sense of the story through-out. It is literal repeated answers from these interviews from The Black Keys, that it hopefully drives home the spirit and ritualistic practice of recording and songwriting, so I am very aware they’re all similar.
But that is the point here.
Similarly, Noel spoke about the duo on Matt Morgan’s podcast back in August of 2023, “Recently, I was writing with The Black Keys, and I’d never really met them before– that really did work!”
The sound?
“If you can imagine my good self and them, that’s what it is. It’s not swampy blues, and it’s not my kind of guitar-pop or whatever you want to call it. It’s somewhere in between… it’s really fucking good!”
Gallagher continued, “There’s a song called It’s Only Love That Matters, and it’s really fucking good!”
“I’d met Patrick maybe once, but I don’t know them, and they called up my office and asked if I’d be interested in writing with them and we all went at it and did like three tunes in five days.”
Once again, more details get added into the story. In keeping with all answers about recording new music, Noel somehow remembers that it was five days instead of four days, like Pat says, but let’s forget that for a second.
Noel continues, “Patrick and Dan would sit opposite each other, and somebody would play a drum beat. Dan would come up with a chord, and then I’d be like, ‘What if it went there?’. The tunes we’ve done together are pretty cool I think.”
“There was five of them (in the sessions) and one of me, I really enjoyed it!”
And so we’ve made it to the end!
The two recordings co-written and produced from this three day session in London back in 2023 would later turn out to be, ‘Everybody’s On the Game’ and ‘It’s Only Love that Matters’.
These are of course their full titles that did indeed make the cut out of the 16-track collection for Ohio Players and were later shortened down to ‘On the Game’ and ‘Only Love Matters’, which was then also shortly revealed by Nonesuch Records on both their store and website in late January of this year.
The year prior, after said collaboration, Noel would also be hard at work on putting the finishing touches to what would eventually be the fourth LP released under the High Flying Birds pseudonym, Council Skies.
Council Skies hit store shelves on June 2, 2023. The album contained 10 tracks and 1 bonus track on the Deluxe edition of the album. The Black Keys did not offer anything back in songwriting or recording duties for the fourth High Flying Birds LP.
OHIO PLAYERS by The Black Keys is out on April 5, 2024.
what fandoms do you write for? and for those fandoms, are there any specific characters you won't write for? and is there are a limit on how many characters we can ask about per request? will we get less headcanons if we ask for more characters?
Okay, so let's get the cinematic fandoms out of the way first. Then, we'll move onto anime.
Characters that are highlighted in blue are strictly only fluff fics.
Fandoms I write for;
- Teen Wolf
- MCU
- Supernatural
- The walking dead (AMC)
- Merlin (BBC)
- Dune
- Game of Thrones
- Friends
- Maze runner
- Lord of the Rings
- The Hobbit
- Harry Potter
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine
- IT
- Diary of a wimpy kid
- Dead Poet's Society
- Shameless
- Handsome Devil
- The black phone
- Sweet home
I am open to writing for characters that are from different fandoms that I haven't listed, but it's not necessarily a guarantee that I will present a fanfic for you.
Now,
The characters I will write for;
Teen wolf:
- Stiles Stilinski;
- Scott McCall;
- Derek Hale;
- Allison Argent;
- Lydia Martin;
- Isaac Lahey;
- Jackson Whittemore;
- Peter Hale;
- Malia Tate;
- Kira Yukimura;
- Liam Dunbar;
- Theo Raeken;
- Jordan Parrish;
- Erica Reyes;
- Ethan;
- Aiden;
- Christopher Argent;
- Mason Hewitt;
- Danny;
MCU:
- Tony Stark;
- Peter Parker;
- Bruce Banners;
- Thor Odinson;
- Loki Laufeyson;
- Steve Rogers;
- Natasha Romanoff;
- Stephen Strange;
- Wanda Maximoff;
- Clint Barton;
- Bucky Barnes;
- Carol Denvers;
- Shuri;
- Sam Wilson;
- Okoye;
- Wade Wilson;
- Pietro Maximoff;
- Vision;
- Scott Lang;
- Yelena Belova;
- Peter Quill;
- Gamora;
- Nebula;
- Matt Murdock;
- Xu Shang-chi;
- Eddie Brock;
SUPERNATURAL:
- Dean Winchester;
- Sam Winchester;
- Castiel;
(my knowledge is limited, I'm so sorry.)
THE WALKING DEAD:
- Rick Grimes;
- Carl Grimes;
- Michonne;
- Negan;
- Daryl Dixon;
- Eugene;
- Rosita Espinosa;
- Maggie Greene;
- Glenn Rhee;
- Carol Peletier;
- Andrea;
- Gabriel Stokes;
MERLIN:
- Merlin.
- Arthur Pendragon;
- Morgana Pendragon;
- Guinevere;
- Lancelot;
- Mordred;
- Leon;
- Gwaine;
- Elyan;
- Percival;
- Princess Mithian;
DUNE:
- Paul Atreides;
- Chani;
- Feyd-Rautha;
- Duncan Idaho;
- Leto Atreides;
- Stilgar;
GAME OF THRONES:
- Jon Snow;
- Robb Stark;
- Ned Stark;
- Jaime Lannister;
- Catelyn Stark;
- Cersei Lannister;
- Daenerys Targaryen;
- Jorah Mormont;
- Sansa Stark;
- Arya Stark;
- Theon Greyjoy;
- Joffrey Baratheon;
- Sandor Clegane;
- Tyrion Lannister;
- Samwell Tarly;
- Margaery Tyrell;
- Tywin Lannister;
- Tormund Giantsbane;
- Brienne of Tarth;
- Ramsay Bolton;
- Tommen Baratheon;
- Jaqen H'ghar;
- Grey Worm;
FRIENDS:
- Rachel Green;
- Phoebe Buffay;
- Ross Geller;
- Chandler Bing;
- Monica Geller;
- Joey Tribbiani;
MAZE RUNNER:
- Newt;
- Minho;
- Gally;
- Aris;
- Frypan;
- Janson;
- Thomas;
LORD OF THE RINGS:
- Frodo;
- Samwise;
- Galadriel;
- Aragorn;
- Boromir;
- Faramir;
- Arwen;
- Éowyn;
- Éomer;
- Legolas;
THE HOBBIT:
- Bilbo Baggins
- Thorin Oakenshield;
- Kili;
- Fili;
- Tauriel;
- King Thranduil;
- Elrond;
HARRY POTTER:
- Harry Potter;
- Hermione Granger;
- Ron Weasley;
- Draco Malfoy;
- Severus Snape;
- James Potter;
- Sirius Black;
- Regulus Black;
- Remus Lupin;
- George Weasley;
- Fred Weasley;
- Bill Weasley;
- Luna Lovegood;
- Neville Longbottom;
- Bellatrix Lestrange;
- Cedric Diggory;
- Lucius Malfoy;
- Oliver Wood;
- Seamus Finnigan;
- Dean Thomas;
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE:
- Jake Peralta;
- Amy Santiago;
- Charles Boyle;
- Gina Linetti;
- Ray Holt;
- Rosa Diaz;
- Terry Jeffords;
IT:
- Richie Tozier;
- Eddie Kaspbrak;
- Beverly Marsh;
- Henry Bowers;
- Bill Denbrough;
- Patrick Hockstetter;
- Stanley Uris;
- Ben Hanscom;
- Mike Hanlon;
DIARY OF A WIMPY KID:
- Rodrick Heffley;
DEAD POETS SOCIETY:
- Greg Heffley;
- Neil Perry;
- Todd Anderson;
- Charlie Dalton;
- Knox Overstreet;
- Steven Meeks;
- John Keating;
SHAMELESS:
- Fiona Gallagher;
- Lip Gallagher;
- Ian Gallagher;
- Debbie Gallagher;
- Carl Gallagher;
- Liam Gallagher;
- Jimmy Lishman;
- Karen Jackson;
- Mandy Milkovich;
- Mickey Milkovich;
- Kevin Ball;
- Veronica Fisher;
- Svetlana Yevgenivna;
HANDSOME DEVIL:
- Conor Masters;
- Ned Roche;
- Dan Sherry;
THE BLACK PHONE:
- Finney Blake;
- Robin;
- Vance Hopper;
- Bruce;
- Billy;
- Griffin;
SWEET HOME:
- Cha Hyun-su;
- Lee Eun-hyuk;
- Pyeon Sang-wook;
- Jung Jae-heon;
- Seo Yi-kyung;
- Lee Eun-yu;
- Yoon Ji-su;
- Jung Ui-Myeong;
ANIME FANDOMS THAT I WRITE FOR;
- One Piece;
- Naruto;
- SK8 the infinity;
- Tokyo Revengers;
- Attack on Titan;
- Black Butler;
- One Punch Man;
- Hunter x Hunter;
- Demon Slayer;
- Jujutsu Kaisen;
- My Hero academia;
ONE PIECE:
- Monkey D. Luffy;
- Roronoa Zoro;
- Vinsmoke Sanji;
- Nico Robin;
- Nami;
- Usopp;
- Chopper;
- Franky;
- Brook;
- Shanks;
- Mihawk;
- Trafalgar Law;
- Eustass Kid;
- Rob Lucci;
NARUTO:
- Naruto Uzumaki;
- Sasuke Uchiha;
- Sakura Haruno;
- Itachi Uchiha;
- Kakashi Hatake;
- Tsunade;
- Obito Uchiha;
- Madara Uchiha;
- Hinata Hyuga;
- Shikamaru Nara;
- Ino Yamanaka;
- Rock Lee;
- Neji Hyuga;
- Gaara;
- Temari;
- Haku;
- Konan;
- Deidara;
- Sasori;
- Pain;
- Minato Namikaze;
- Kushina;
- Sai;
- Yamato;
SK8 THE INFINITY:
- Reki Kyan;
- Langa Hasegawa;
- Tadashi Kikuchi;
- Miya Chinen;
- Kaoru Sakurayashiki;
- Kojiro Nanjo;
- Ainosuke Shindo;
- Shokichi Oka;
TOKYO REVENGERS:
- Takemichi Hanagaki;
- Manjiro "Mikey" Sano;
- Izana Kurokawa;
- Haruchiyo Sanzu;
- Shinichiro Sano;
- Ken "Draken" Ryuguji;
- Naoto Tachibana;
- Chifuyu Matsuno;
- Keisuke Baji;
- Emma Sano;
- Hinata Tachibana;
- Nahoya "Smiley" Kawata;
- Souya "Angry" Kawata;
- Kazutora Hanemiya;
- Takashi Mitsuya;
- Tetta Kisaki;
- Shuji Hanma;
ATTACK ON TITAN:
- Eren Yeager;
- Mikasa Ackerman;
- Armin Arlert;
- Jean Kirstein;
- Connie Springer;
- Sasha Braus;
- Levi Ackerman;
- Hange Zoë;
- Erwin Smith;
- Annie Leonhart;
- Reiner Braun;
- Bertholdt Hoover;
- Zeke Yeager;
- Kenny Ackerman;
BLACK BUTLER:
- Sebastian Michaelis;
- Ciel Phantomhive;
- Grell Sutcliff;
- Undertaker;
- Ronald Knox;
- Alois Trancy;
- Claude Faustus;
ONE PUNCH MAN:
- Saitama;
- Genos;
- Fubuki;
- Tatsumaki;
- Kamikaze (Atomic Samurai);
- Zombieman;
- Metal Bat;
- Child Emperor;
HUNTER X HUNTER:
- Gon Freecs;
- Killua Zoldyck;
- Kurapika;
- Leorio;
- Hisoka;
- Illumi Zoldyck;
- Chrollo Lucifer;
- Feitan;
- Kalluto Zoldyck;
- Alluka Zoldyck;
- Shalnark;
- Pakunoda;
- Kite;
- Wing;
- Phinks;
- Machi;
- Nobunaga;
DEMON SLAYER:
- Tanjiro Kamado;
- Nezuko Kamado;
- Zenitsu Agatsuma;
- Inosuke Hashibira;
- Kanao Tsuyuri;
- Genya Shinazugawa;
- Giyuu Tomioka;
- Shinobu Kocho;
- Rengoku Kyojuro;
- Gyomei Himejima;
- Sanemi Shinazugawa;
- Mitsuri Kanroji;
- Iguro Obanai;
- Muichiro Tokito;
- Akaza;
- Douma;
- Muzan Kibutsuji;
JUJUTSU KAISEN:
- Itadori Yuuji;
- Megumi Fushiguro;
- Gojo Satoru;
- Geto Suguru;
- Nobara Kugisaki;
- Maki Zen'in;
- Toge Inumaki;
- Yuta Okkotsu;
- Kento Nanami;
- Aoi Todo;
- Mai Zen'in;
- Noritoshi Kamo;
MY HERO ACADEMIA:
- Izuku Midoriya;
- Katsuki Bakugou;
- Eijiro Kirishima;
- Kaminari Denki;
- Sero Hanta;
- Tenya Iida;
- Ochako Uraraka;
- Mina Ashido;
- Jirou Kyoka;
- Mashirao Ojiro;
- Shoto Todoroki;
- Momo Yaoyorozu;
- Monoma Neito;
- Shinsou Hitoshi;
- Tamaki Amajiki;
- Keigo Takami;
- All Might;
- Aizawa Shouta;
- Ken Tagaki;
- Tomura Shigaraki;
- Touya Todoroki;
- Himiko Toga;
- Mr. Compress;
- Overhaul;
Finally. I'm done. (This took almost 2 hours bro.)
No, there is no limit to the amount of characters you request (for headcanons). However, it might take longer than usual.
And no, you will not get less headcanons if there are more characters :3
hi here’s my stardew valley expanded voice headcanons lolll
some of these i’m kinda on the fence about but most of them i have strong feelings about there’s rly no in between. also ik morris technically isn’t an expanded character, but i wanted to add him so bad because the voice i picked for him fits so perfectly in my head. magnus is also here bc he just had to be.
if u have any better ideas for a certain character pls do tell
sophia.
purah (catherine higgins) - legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom
victor.
hajime hinata (johnny yong bosch) - danganronpa 2
wirt (elijah wood) - over the garden wall
olivia.
jessica rabbit (kathleen turner) - who framed roger rabbit
andy.
ed tom bell (tommy lee jones) - no country for old men
susan.
nicole williams (kimberly hébert gregory) - craig of the creek
claire.
maki harukawa (erica mendez) - danganronpa v3
martin.
pit (antony del rio) - kid icarus: uprising
morris.
master kohga (erik braa) - hyrule warriors: age of calamity
magnus.
ford pines (j.k. simmons) - gravity falls
emperor belos (matthew rhys) - the owl house
professor oak (keith silverstein) - pokémon evolutions
morgan.
chihiro ogino (daveigh chase) - spirited away
greg (collin dean) - over the garden wall
apples.
bubbles (tara strong) - the powerpuff girls
peaches.
blossom (catherine cavadini) - the powerpuff girls
lance.
seiji amasawa (david gallagher) - whisper of the heart
The Black Keys have released a new single, "Beautiful People (Stay High)," and announced their twelfth studio album, Ohio Players, due April 5. You can hear the song and pre-order the album now here.
Ohio Players—a title inspired by the legendary Dayton, Ohio, funk band of the same name—features several collaborations between band mates Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney with various friends and colleagues, like Dan “The Automator” Nakamura, Beck, Noel Gallagher, Greg Kurstin, and others. “We had this epiphany: ‘We can call our friends to help us make music,’" Carney says. Auerbach adds, “No matter who we work with, it never feels like we're sacrificing who we are. It only feels like it adds some special flavor ... But when it came time to finish the album, it was just Pat and me.”
okie dokie so here's the fandom list and the characters i'll write for. i will update this at times so yeah, here we go.
supernatural (dean winchester, sam winchester (not soulless or lucifer sam though), castiel, lucifer, balthazar, bobby (platonic only for jack and charlie))
911 and 911 lone star (tk strand, carlos reyes, evan buckley, eddie diaz, paul strickland, christopher diaz (platonic only), chimney, hen, owen strand)
stranger things (eddie munson, steve harrington, the kids (only platonic), robin buckley (platonic only), nancy wheeler, jonathan byers, argyle, hopper, joyce)
house md (gregory house, james wilson, lisa cuddy and i can write foreman, chase and cameron but i can't promise it will be good. also im only on like season 3 so yeah.)
doctor who (any new who doctors and companions and friends tho coz im writing male reader bill, jenny and vastra will be platonic only coz otherwise that just feels weird also probably platonic for yaz and 13. also any masters because i love them and am obsessed with them)
hannibal (just hannibal and will coz im only on like the first season so it'll be based on vibes mostly)
star wars (like anyone basically just not palpatine and the creepy bad guys like the blue one or moff gideon. i am obsessed with clones and bounty hunters so yeah!)
batfam and dc (anyone basically coz ive got a pretty good grasp of most of their characters. if anyone requests the joker, i will probs mean like lego batman or the animated tv shows joker so the one who isn't an ass and is a bit gay. if they're lesbians, it will be platonic though.)
marvel (anyone like please just give me ideas of marvel stuff to write. i will need like a really good idea to be convinced to write for tony because he pisses me off sometimes. also team red and loki tv show are like my favs so i will write actual masterpieces for those)
criminal minds (the bau gang and also clyde easter like please just request him for giggles otherwise i'll just write stuff for him unprompted)
the mentalist, castle and bones (just the main crews)
good omens (aziraphale and crowley (platonic only) also like any of the other characters besides metatron because i wanna murder him in his sleep (: so yep)
marauders (the marauders obvs, the Valkyries and the Slytherins)
sherlock bbc (sherlock, john, molly, jim, greg, mycroft)
star trek (the one with chris pine) (bones, kirk, spock, scotty) (i can do the old tv show, i just haven't watched much)
the addams family (im talking like the live action movies and the animated because i watched one episode of wednesday and it sucked ngl so yeah. ill write for the whole family so yeppity yep)
shameless (the gallaghers tho not lip and debbie when they're in their problematic arcs mostly because im not up to there and also kev and v but only platonic for them and mickey ofc)
kingsman (eggsy, harry, merlin, agent whiskey)
ghosts bbc (any of the ghosts and also allison and mike)
gravity falls (anyone basically except for gideon and his dad)
hades the video game (anyone tho i don't think anyone would request this)
the x-files (mulder, scully, skinner, the lone gunmen)
spiderverse (hobie, miles, gwen, noir, pav, peter b parker, miles universe peter, miguel (only if you wanna get into a fight with him))
person of interest (reese, finch, fosco, carter, root) (i'm only on s2, i think)
i think thats it so yeah! :)
please send in requests tho ive got no idea if anyone will see this but yeah!