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studentinpursuitofclouds · 3 months

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Hi~ I'm back with more silly ideas~

So, when you have Krobus as your roommate, he mentions that sometimes he just wedges himself into a corner, or some other tight spot and just sits there. So, when the Farmer makes peace with the shadow people, what if they just... join in on this habit sometimes? Like, there's a team of adventurers doing their patrols in the mines, and they just shine a light into a massive crack in the wall and see the Farmer and half a dozen shadow people glaring at them bc they interrupted their "wedged in a corner" time.

How would the adventurers (Marlon, Isaac, Alesia, maybe Lance and Jolyne) react to this?

Heya again :3

So, about your ask...

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Marlon:

Prepared to attack the shadow people and save Farmer.

But he stopped when he realized that none of the shadow people were going to fight. Nor were they going to harm Farmer.

"Hey Marlon. We're a little busy here. And... Yeah, I made peace with them, so no hitting them, okay?"

*deep inhale and exhale*

"Kid, we need to talk..."

Scolds a bit later for not speaking up for peace between the two civilizations.

Not at all surprised by the shadow people's 'little tradition'. "I was already used to that when I first met Krobus."

Jolyne:

"Pardon, won't bother you." With a nonchalant face walked out of the Mines.

Totally calm about this strange situation.

Jolyne had seen a lot of shit, so there was nothing that could surprise her anymore.

But later she would be torn with curiosity and ask Farmer what it was.

"A peace with shadow people? I see you've already accomplished feats everywhere! And what's the fun of sitting in the corner all day?"

Isaac:

Pure WTF face. "What?!"

Wants to pull out his sword and get ready to fight, but not only are the Farmer and the shadow people not moving, they're also looking at Isaac like a.... idiot?

"Isaac, put your sword away. Why are you acting like a savage? Can't you see we're busy?" The shadow people nodded in agreement.

Isaac is confused, angry, and even insulted.

Walked out of the Mines to spout all his complaints to Marlon.

"Fucking peacemaker! Damn that farm freak and their monster friends!

Alesia:

Alesia's reactions are fast, and she already drew her bowstring towards the dark corner.

"Uh... Alesia, be a dear and put your weapon away please. It's making us nervous."

The girl was speechless."Farmer?!"

They had to give her a long explanation for both peace, the little tradition of 'sitting in the corner', and everything else.

Despite her logical outrage that Farmer hadn't told anyone about the peace with the shadow people, Alesia finds this tradition cute.

"Yoba have mercy, I hope you don't have such secrets anymore!"

Lance:

Mixed emotions. But in the end, curiosity overpowered everything.

"My friend, if you don't mind, please explain what's going on."

He listened to Farmer's story about the peace and the 'hangout' in the corner with their new friends.

"So shadow people do that all the time? Interesting..." Lance will definitely note this in his memoirs.

Will even ask the Farmer and the shadow people politely for permission to join them.

The Farmer is in favor. The shadow people are okay with it now too, because peace.

"It's amazing how much our peoples can learn about each other."

#sve #stardew valley expanded #sve isaac #sve lance #sve alesia #sdv marlon #sve jolyne #sve headcanon #thanks for the ask!

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bungiri · 9 months

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FIRST SLASH HOTTIES IN UR AREA ‼️

check out my castle village portraits here if u haven't already

#stardew valley #stardew valley expanded #sve jolyne #sve lance #stardew valley expanded fanart #sve #lance sve #got lazy ASFK on the coloring ummm my bad #i hate coloring clothes #my art 𓈒˚⭒

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ivquatro · 8 months

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Nothing better than singing to the leader of the First Slash clan.

#stardew valley #stardew valley expanded #sve jolyne #sdv farmer #sdv #sve #farmer bella #my art #fanart

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boinurmom13 · 1 year

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long post lol

back on that posting grind yall 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Anyways, I’ve seen a post or two about Lance as a dad, and like

that’s cute!

Reminded me that I have thought abt him being a dad before. And that I literally have a headcanoned look about how he’d eventually change his GOD AWFUL (affecitonately) hairstyle once he settled down. (i love him, but holy shit his hair’s so hard to draw and for WHAT.)

Originally, i was gonna do a lot of drawings of Lance as a dad, but turns out I got too fixiated on Maverick and his interactions with other people, so oopsie daisy!

First drawing showcases Maverick, Lance, Sam, Bo, and Allan! (Lance, Sam, and Bo going thru a couple of hairstyle changes due to either maturing/realizing that keeping up that look is a pain in the ass)

Lance is referred to as “Mom” or “Old Man.” (Mom being after Bo jokingly told Maverick he could refer to Lance as ‘mom’. Lance does not care that much)

He’s definitely the worrywart parent. Bro reads up on all of the parenting books, and constantly overthinks what maverick does.

Sam is referred to as “daddyio” cuz he thought it was funny at first. He semi-regrets teaching Maverick that behavior.

Same attends ALL of Maverick’s school events if Allan isn’t. He also allows Maverick to do anything he wants (within reason).

Bo’s referred to as dad! This is because Allan, despite knowing Bo played little part in Maverick’s life, would constantly refer to Bo as “your dad” when talking to Maverick.

Speaking of playing little part in Maverick’s life, Bo was hesitant on adopting a kid in the first place. In response to tht anxiety and stress, he kept his distance from the house and the kid. Not really becoming super active until Maverick started school.

He also let Maverick try alcohol ONCE, in order to prevent him from doing it out of curiousity in the future. (It was a tiny sip and Maverick hated it)

Allan’s called papa. Bo constantly makes those “johnny johnny” jokes, to allan’s dismay.

Unlike any of the other dads, Allan actually raises Maverick. Proper punishment (not anything like child abuse, mostly lectures and life lessons. Gentle parenting.) Allan would’ve taught Maverick proper behavior, if it weren’t for the fact that the kid bonded more with Bo (surprisingly.)

the origin of calling lance “mom”^^

Maverick: Do I have a mom?

Bo: Nah, but you can call Lance “mom” if you wanna.

Maverick, a little later, hugging Lance: I love you, mom!

Lance, confused, but accepting: mom??

Maverick interacting with the Castle Village + Pelican town guild members! (Varying ages)

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Camilla: Well, look at that, Barabell! Never thought you’d be a family man!

Bo: I’m not.

Magnus: I caught your kid trying to break into my home.

Lance: Magnus, please stop holding him like that.

Marlon, after discovering Maverick in the mines: Where are your parents?-

Maverick: UP YOURS OLD MAN

Maverick: u smell like farts

Alesia, calming down Isaac: Just ignore him, Isaac.

Maverick: hi uncle jadu

Jadu, at the top of the Castle Village outpost with Maverick: kid how tf did you get up here

Maverick, handing Alesia a flower: my dad told me to treat all ladies nicely so here’s a flower, miss alesia

Alesia: Oh! Well, thank you, Maverick.

Maverick: burn the tower down

Morgan, who just got finished shwoing Maverick a trick with fire: uhm..

^^Maverick interacting with the first slash members (they babysit him sometimes)

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Jolyne: Your kid’s safe with us, Lance!

Maverick: hi aunt jolyne

Jolyne: Now, what to feed you...

Maverick: rocks!

Jolyne: I’m not feeding you rocks.

two arrows point at drake and maverick, claiming that they’re “smashing sea shells”

Maverick, with a wooden sword and (lended) blue cape: I’m like one of you guys now!

Maverick, after watching Edmund make a life elixir: Now make one that explodes!

Maverick, holding a nearly broken, wooden sword: My sword’s super good too, right??

Gale: Sure thing, little buddy.

Drake, crying and holding Maverick, saying goodbye to him: I’LL MISS YOU, MAV!!

Maverick: Bye, Mr. Drake! I’ll see you later!

Brianna: drake, c’mon..

Bo: is he gonna stop soon?

I would’ve drawn some with the regular townsfolk, too, but I got lazy. So instead, here’s a written description of how Maverick interacts with other people.

Cain and Jack- They had to get a cabin on the farm, since the main house got too crowded. These two are basically like uncles, cousins, or even older brothers to Maverick! Very close with him, usually end up babysitting him.

Abigail- These two are super close. Maverick calls her “aunt abby,” too. She matches his chaotic energy really well, and she’s typically the one to take him out on mini adventures when she babysits him.

Sebastian- they’re close, but whenever seb babysits they sort of sit in silence. it’s like the one uncle you know, and will come over often, but you two are so difference it makes everything awkward.

Sophia- maverick goes down to the other farms a lot, typically sophia’s or marnie’s (sophia’s more frequently). a lot of the time, she’ll end up giving him freshly picked fruit when it’s harvest season. maverick will sometimes slip up and refer to her as “sister”

Victor and Olivia- oh my god it’s actually insane how close these two are to maverick. Olivia treats him as her own granson, sometimes. Hell, victor even refers to Maverick as his nephew. As much as Bo and Allan discourage spoiling Mav whenever he’s over at their house, Olivia ESPECIALLY can’t help it.

Vincent, Jas, Leo, and Morgan- These four end up hanigng out with maverick more frequently, despite being older than him by a load. (I mean, Maverick’s only about 6-7 in the picture with morgan.) Vincent takes on a joking uncle role, despite maverick considering him more like an older brother if anything. despite the teenagers’ usual hijinks and shenanigans, Maverick’s parents trust them to make the right decisions when he’s around.

As for Maverick’s technical family

Jodi and Kent were OVER THE MOON when they learned Sam had finally settled down to the point of adopting a son. These two love Maverick to DEATH and Jodi treats him like any other grandmother- Fresh cooking and regular perfume-suffocating hugs. Kent, after adjusitng more to the valley, has even started acting like a grandpa with maverick. Taking him out for walks and asking for help on the word searches in the daily paper.

Lance’s parents, unsurprisingly, were also ecstatic to learn he also settled down. I mean absolutely THRILLED. I know we don’t know much about Lance’s parents, but I feel like he’s on good terms with them. So much so where Lance took Maverick to a Castle village festival, once he was old enough (about gradeschool age) and had Camilla’s permission just so his parents could meet their grandchild. Despite Lance’s dad being a cold-as-stone adventurer, even he couldn’t help but shed a tear upon seeing his first-ever (and probably only) grandchild. As for Lance’s mom? Absolutely bawling. Wrapped Maverick in a hug and WOULD NOT let go. Lance had to pry him out of her arms after he realized Maverick was starting to get uncomfortable. Needless to say, Lance’s parents will be expecting more frequent visits (and will be requesting more visits)

Bo had told Rodney about the new arrival, and Rodney was ASTONISHED. Shocked, jaw-dropped, in awe, surprised, almost had a heart attack kind of deal. Never did he see Bo getting with someone and having a kid. They had face timed, and for about 30 minutes, Rodney had got to talk with Maverick before the kid had gotten distracted with something else. There were multiple mentions of how Amelia would’ve been so proud to know she had grandchildren on not only her actual son’s side, but also her adoptive son’s side. The rest of the barabell family were shocked, too, but Bo’s cousins were more impressed. Nadia and Lux had gone out of their way to visit just so they could check it out for themselves. (They had a blast talking with Maverick, who would not shut up about everything he knows, and all of the funny stories he had to share about adventurers)

There’s one more “technical” family member that had heard the news about Maverick, and it was the scientist from Northmill that Bo had considered his dad. Their communication was on and off, but they still met up a couple of times each year to talk. As soon as Misty, the scientist in question, had learned about Maverick, he was really happy. A reaction such as “That’s amazing, Bo! Would you mind if I referred to him as my grandson? I’m not sure how close we are,” etc, etc. As soon as Maverick was brought to actually meet Misty, the two clicked really fast. The old loon had gone on and on about the stars and space while Maverick CONSISTENTLY talked about race cars. To Bo, it sounded like two asylum patients talking to each other, but they looked happy, so who’s he to judge?

that’s sorta it

yay! maverick’s such a fun lil guy. i’ve had this dude running circles in my head for a while now. i hope you guys like him as much as i do.

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reallyghostlypost · 1 month

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Post 1.6 SVE spoilers - aka the 'Lance wtf is wrong with you?' update

Didn't play with the new update(s) yet but I peeked at the files and the changelogs and there are a few really funny things in there.

But first, Marlon:

These are the exact opposite of each other. It looks like Marlon was secretly trying to get the farmer killed.

Marlon: "The Skull Cavern is dangerous for an inexperienced adventurer such as yourself. Here's something that will keep you safe." *gives the farmer something that attracts even more monsters*

But if you thought Marlon and Qi are the only oddly violent characters in the newest updates you're wrong. You can add Lance to the list too! And this time it's not a bug :D

Lance, wtf? This is a friendly competition, there are children participating! Fighting over the eggs won't even help you win, you would just waste you limited time! Lance, what are you doing? 😭

If Lace is willing to fistfight children over a meaningless contest like the egg hunt (or better, willing to threaten children with a sword in front of their parents), how competitive does he get in a serious one? We all assume Lance would be pretty relaxed about having a love rival, but he's apparently ready to go straight to violence for something much less important than the farmer.

To be fair to Lance, it makes sense. Adventurers belong to a small and tightknit community where being good at violence is the most useful skill a member can possess. And news about your talents or failures travels fast to everyone else. Easiest way for people to test their worth would be through different competitions, since clear goals and rules means it's easier to judge someone's talents, and they have less chance of adventurers killing each other.

Refusing to participate would probably label someone as a coward and it might ruin their reputation worse than simply losing would. And for a group that defines themselves through fighting to the death escalading every competition to violence probably feels natural. This might be one of the reason almost every adventurers mocks the farmer at first. The farmer is too nice and friendly and that makes them look like a weakling that would never survive among 'true' adventurers, let alone the battlefield.

And Lance is not only a highly respected adventurer but also a guild leader. He probably wouldn't have even been considered as Jolyne's vice leader if he would have avoided these contests. And in order to earn his position he must have been really good at fighting his fellow adventurers. So this attitude is not surprising if you think about it.

Still, Lance pointing a sword at Sophia while clutching a colourfully painted egg is such a funny image.

#i wanted to add more interesting lines but this got too long #still lmao lance #if anyone makes a sve fantasy au you can make lance be the dragon #he fits the role apparently #sve lance #sve spoilers

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mazya · 2 years

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Yes,this is headcanon with Lance yehh ( ･`ω･´)

I just want to write about how Lance and his farmer hang out on Fable Reef.

To begin with, many adventurers from First Slash are used to their duet.

Although many were at first confused and interested in the new adventurer in the guild, given that the farmer is the partner of their beloved Lance

Coming back, Lance will obviously try to stay close to the farmer while they are in the reef file, not only to learn something new, but also just to be together.Jolyne just laughed at this and sometimes joined Lance and the farmer (to mock Lance) Lance says something romantic to the farmer

Jolyne who came from nowhere "Hey guys!! How are you here?"

At this point, internally, Lance was dying. In general, the guild has a good attitude towards the farmer, so there are no problems here.

Even if they were, Lance would only need one conversation on this topic with a person one on one

Evening gatherings look like an unusual art form, because everyone gets together, cooks fish, and Jolyne tells some story from her life

Then, of course, everyone goes to their rooms. Lance just goes to bed, remembering their first night when they were so close together.

Ok,I think this is only part 1.Just because I have more thoughts about this, but I just don't have the energy for it. sorry guys! requests are also open, it’s just a pleasure for me to read the ideas of others about SVE !!!

#stardew valley expanded spoilers #stardew valley lance #stardew valley farmer #headcanon #stardew valley expanded #stardew valley #sve #sve Lance #stardew farmer

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 4 months

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How would the SVE adventurers and mages react to the fact that the Farmer gave peace to the shadow people by bringing the souls of their loved ones to them? We see Magnus and Marlon be very confused about why the shadow people are acting so weird (I.E not attacking anymore), so how would they and the others feel about getting the news that the Farmer just... casually brought peace between the shadow people and humans just because they could? (Also, sorry if I'm flooding your inbox too much I just really like your content-)

Please don't ever feel like you're flooding here. I'm always happy to see you and others in my askbox ☺️💕 Thanks so much for the question, hope you enjoy it!

Be warned - this post is so, so long....

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Absolutely everyone has noticed a change in the behavior of the shadow people..... In the mines of the Stardew Valley, in the Highland caves, even in the Crimson Baldlans. Everywhere this civilization resided, great changes had taken place.

A topic that became a furor for all the inhabitants of the magical world. The young monster hunters in the recent reports that the shadow shamans, instead of their usual aggression towards them, had simply... retreated. Where? Why? Mages have been discussing for days now that they have stopped noticing shadow people at all in their raids.

All of this did not go unnoticed, and the Ministry of Magic along with the Order of Pythagoras became very worried because of such a drastic change in the monsters' behavior. The Guild heads and the First wizard and witches already called several secret meetings in a row to find out who or what caused this event.

Farmer's friends and acquaintances were also there, puzzling over whether this was a dark plan by a renegade mage to gather an army of shadow people to storm the Crimson Badlands, or an initiative by the shadow people themselves in retaliation to humanity for past wrongs?

Few people realized later that it was enough to ask a young and chaotic farmer to find out the truth about all this...

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Aside from his complete willingness to protect people at the cost of his own life, Lance admits that all the fuss has sparked a genuine curiosity and desire to capture all the details in his book. He still considers the shadow people to be something more than a bunch of mindless and ruthless monsters and hopes that he won't have to spill anyone else's blood. If the pink-haired adventurer is lucky, maybe he can figure out what's going on with shadow people and finish his book.

Whatever the top wizards and adventurers accept, Alesia prepares for a fight. The battle sniper will start training the young warriors of Castle Village even harder, check all the positions of the main wall protecting the settlement, give orders to replenish the arsenal with all weapons, organize shelters in case of irreparable situation.... All hard work, for the sake of saving the people Alesia swore to defend to the last drop of blood.

If the adventurers under Alesia's command had a hard time with the increased training, then for those with Isaac as their boss, the following days became a living hell. No rest, no indulgences. "The monsters will not give you a second to rest or to be weak. Focus!" - was a phrase that had become imprinted on young minds during the training. But Isaac can be understood: he does everything he can to ensure that his charges can defend themselves and others. He doesn't spare himself either: training - sleep, training - sleep. That's his schedule for now.

Jolyne was serious about training her Guild members not only in the use of weapons, but also in battle magic. She has no doubts about Lance's ability to defend himself, but the wise woman worries for the safety of the younger members of The First Slash Clan. Especially if the source of the threat turns out to be the Gotoro Empire, it will be her Guild that will receive the first and most powerful blow from the enemy on the other side of the Gem Sea... So Jolyne can't afford to relax.

While everyone is making a fuss about the shadow people, Camilla has been using all her connections in the magical and non-magical worlds to find out what happened and where. Since the head witch doesn't want to cause any more panic (and also doesn't want the conservative old farts in the Ministry to get in her way), she has quietly begun her search for the cause of the monsters' behaviour. While her own search for the truth began, Camilla quietly poured herself some tea and snacked on sweets, smiling and pretending to take it lightly again so that she would be left alone.

Jadu will sit in the front rows of the meetings and listen to every word of the magicians of the highest rank. He is excited and intrigued - it has been a long time since such a large-scale event, covered with mystery, has taken place in history. And the young mage promised himself to be the first to solve this mystery! Naturally, people's safety is paramount, but Jadu, if possible, won't miss a chance to learn something new about monster behaviour or maybe even a new spell.

Magnus and Marlon were not as excited as the young Castle Village mage. Old and wise, they know for a fact that none of this can bode well. The one-eyed adventurer has sunk even further into depressed thoughts after the day he discovered in the mines that the behavior of the shadow people has changed drastically. Marlon is also worried about the young Guild member, lest they get into trouble because of all this. Magnus, on the other hand, is fully immersed in theories about what this could mean and who might be involved, but also supporting Marlon's concern for Farmer's safety. They're also worried about Krobus's safety, and wondering how to discreetly hide them from the Order when-

Krobus! Of course! And why didn't they immediately realize to ask their shadow friend?

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Leaving the meeting unnoticed, Marlon and Magnus instantly teleported to the sewers beneath Pelican Town, accidentally scaring poor Krobus in the process. After apologising, the purple-haired wizard and the one-eyed adventurer began to ask about what had happened to the shadow people?

''Oh, didn't the Farmer tell you? We made peace. Can you believe this? Peace, finally... With the humans. I didn't think I'd ever see it, but my people are no longer fighting your people. We have a chance to become friends, all thanks to the kindness and endeavour of our friend Farmer. How happy I am!"

Except that it couldn't be said that after hearing this, the old men's faces directly shone with joy. Of course, they both breathed a sigh of relief at the realization that there was no secret conspiracy here, and peace in general after years of confrontation between humans and shadow people. But the fact that Farmer hadn't told anyone about it made them angry. Very angry.

Oh, here comes the culprit of the celebration and all this chaos! Farmer had deigned to come down to the sewers, wanted to treat Krobus to a pumpkin. Except that the young troublemaker didn't expect to see their mentors.... with furious expression. In a moment, Marlon had grabbed Farmer by the collar of their shirt, while Wizard with a snap of his fingers, had moved all three of them into his tower, leaving a confused Krobus with a pumpkin alone.

When Magnus teleported in the tower, he had time to call all the people he had decided to tell for the outcome of the incident. Marlon let go of the frightened Farmer, and barely suppressed the urge to lightly slap them upside the head. He was proud of his apprentice and fellow Guild member's achievement, but not to tell anyone about the peace while everyone else was pissing themselves from stress and training. Even though Farmer didn't know what was happening in Castle Village and elsewhere, it didn't negate the fact that it was their duty to report such important events.

Farmer's familiars teleported over to them in a little less than a minute: first Camilla, as always the first to learn about the news, followed later by Lance and Jolyne, and then Alesia, Isaac, and Jadu.

Magnus decided not to feel sorry for the Farmer this time:

"Well, young one. Is there anything you want to tell us?"

Everyone turned their eyes to Farmer, who craned their head into his shoulders from the scrutiny. Sighing tiredly, the Farmer began their story..... The only difference, though, was not to mention Krobus, so as not to expose their friend to danger, and Magnus and Marlon were grateful for that. But outwardly they didn't show it.

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When Farmer finished their story, there was a heavy silence. With an indignant half-cry of "What?!" Isaac was the first to break the silence. It didn't take long for the profanity to be hurled in the direction of the careless adventurer who had taken their duties so lightly and failed to report for peace with the shadow people. Isaac was angry, furious. So many days of training to learn such truth? Sure, he wouldn't want unnecessary violence and blood, but what the fuck does the Farmer allow themself!

Alesia was more well mannered, but also spoke out with annoyance at Farmer's lack of seriousness about their duties. They should have immediately reported to the head of the Guild or other senior adventurers first. But they didn't think it was important. A serious lapse in discipline.

To be honest - Jadu wasn't as angry as he was intrigued at what the Farmer had done. Peace? With shadow people? That's so exciting! A whole historical event, and when the others are done with their scolding Farmer, Jadu is sure to ask Farmer so many questions about current event.

Lance breathed a sigh of relief as he realised that there was no dire danger. At least not yet. The only one of them to smile sympathetically at Farmer as they blushed under the onslaught of scolding. He, like Jadu, is very interested in asking Farmer questions about how they were able to accomplish what people in the past couldn't. Farmer is a true peacemaker, and Lance bows to the heroism and bravery of the young adventurer. But praise will come later, now it is scolding, for this could have ended in injury, or even death, for Farmer.

Jolyne, on the other hand, decided to cross her arms and watch Farmer blush with a predatory smile. Camilla joined the head of The First Slash and silently watched this funny situation. What was interesting was that both Jolyne and Camilla had guessed Farmer's involvement even before Magnus and Marlon left the meeting, back then. Camilla's connections pointed to Farmer having become suddenly involved in soul gathering at Crimson Baldlans more recently. While Jolyne had seen Farmer leaving the Mines the day the shadow people's behaviour changed. She had been visiting Marlon then, and hadn't paid much attention to Farmer. She should have. Well, all is well now, and she and Camilla are enjoying the comedic situation.

Magnus and Marlon have the last word, as the official mentors of the most chaotic Farmer in the entire world. Farmer were the most unpleasant to listen to their chastisement, with a face the colour of a tomato.

But after the heavy scolding, both mentors thanked Farmer for their exploit, not forgetting to say how proud they were of them. This made the Farmer's mind go even further into a stupor. Even though Farmer had not intentionally created this chaos, and the fact that it could have ended badly for them, none of the people present dared to deny the fact that Farmer had once again done the impossible and that they were grateful for this peace. Everyone agreed with Marlon and Magnus's words, even the grumpy Isaac, and asked that in the future if anything happened, to let them know.

So much for the life and adventures of the disaster Farmer...

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 4 months

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Heyo, hope you're doing well.

Soooo, I've been thinking about that idea of Camilla giving platonic kisses to people she's close with... so how would Magnus, the Farmer, Marlon and other characters (like maybe Lance and Jolyne) react to her giving them a lil kiss on the forehead or cheek?

Hey hey, I'm doing good, thanks for asking ☺️ Have a great day/night, and enjoy some more headcanons 💕

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Magnus would take Camilla's desire for a kiss on the cheek as just another attempt to prank him. Especially after the last teasing, the old wizard was always on his guard, for this witch was as unpredictable as a storm. However, if Camilla does get her way, Magnus just stands there humbly waiting for the next prank to happen.... Which didn't happen. Looks like she really felt the urge to be gentle with her friends. Unpredictable woman indeed, Magnus thought...

Jolyne is a wise woman, and she knows that if the head witch of Castle Village wants something, she will get it. So with a wide smile and a chuckle, she stood still and waited for Camilla to finally give her a friendly kiss. In a way, Jolyne feels that she has caught a rare moment - when else could she have seen Camilla being so tender towards her friends?

Lance doesn't brag about his status as a noble battle mage and member of the Castle Village community, nor does he brag about his connections to many of the elite adventurers he knows. He is quite a humble young man in his own right. Yet Lance feels privileged to be the object of cute aggression from the head witch of the aforementioned community. At times it's so tempting to brag that Camilla trusts him enough to bestow a friendly kiss on him, because usually the sly witch, if she lets anyone get close, it's to tease them. It was nice to know that behind the wrapper of a frivolous and all-powerful witch was such a kind and gentle friend.

Like a noble dog that with incredible willpower tolerates all the squeezes and pets from small children, Marlon will tolerate Camilla's kisses. Not to say that the adventurer is uncomfortable, just not used to such close contact, especially since in the life of a hunter of monsters there is no place for manifestations of calf tenderness at all. But Camilla is of a different opinion, so Marlon has no choice but to continue to tolerate the cooing of his friend and colleague.

As always, Camilla had taken Farmer by surprise with her actions. When she'd saved Farmer from certain death at Crimson Baldlans and healed their wounds, she'd only now realized how much she'd grown attached to them. And witch might have just lost them, for had she come a second late, Farmer would have been torn apart. Warning them to be more careful next time, she kissed the surprised Farmer gently on the forehead. And immediately teleported back to the village, confident that their lives were now in no danger... For now. After all, if there was anyone more unpredictable than Camilla, it was the most chaotic farmer in the entire Republic.

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley expanded #sve #sve lance #sdv farmer #sve magnus #sdv wizard #sve camilla #sdv marlon #sve jolyne #sdv headcanons #sve headcanon

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 1 year

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SVE headcanon before bed:

I don't know if there will be a continuation of the story with torpedo trout, when Jolyne asks to catch this fish from the ocean, but I already had my own silly idea about continuing.

Mage spies from the Gotoro Empire, who were secretly monitoring the numbers of this magical fish, were perplexed by the fact that the number of the school had drastically decreased. Even more incomprehensible is that, according to reports from scouts, it was not some powerful wizard or witch who caught the fish, but the culprit was... a farmer? The fuck, what now?

Well, of course, spies need to steal this person and find out how they catch fish with protection from any magic. But before they had time to threaten their prisoner with the most terrible torture if they refused to cooperate, Gotoro mages were immediately chased away by a group of adventurers and magicians who came to the rescue, having learned about the strange disappearance of their friend and colleague. The Gotoro magicians had to retreat in disgrace, Marlon, along with Magnus, Lance, Alesia and Camilla, untie the Farmer and try to find out if everything is all right with them. And only the Farmer sits in complete bewilderment and doesn't understand how their fishing trip for an unusual trout turned into an action film with elements of chase, drama, intrigue and with a happy ending.

#heh this is silly #but I like the idea of Farmer's restless friends #while the Farmer themself just sits and tries to understand what the hell just happened #sve #stardew valley expanded #sdv #stardew valley #sdv farmer #sve lance #sve camilla #sve alesia #sve jolyne #sdv marlon #sdv wizard #sdv rasmodius #sve magnus #sve headcanons

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 11 months

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Nevertheless, I decided to write a little about my idea of Foxbloom honey, because this has stuck in my head. Thank you @reallyghostlypost for supporting my silly thoughts!

I apologize if there are errors here, I did not have the strength to check everything for errors.

"Hmm..." Julian closed the worn old book, put it back on the table, and stretched his arms up, flexing his muscles from sitting in the chair. He did not notice how an hour had passed since he again re-read the incredible stories about the legendary artifacts of the whole world. The forgotten treasures of the Crimson Baldlans caves, the magical crystal gardens of the Gotoro Empire, the Starfruits of Stardew Valley, and the legendary flower of Ridge Fall.

Foxbloom...

Having managed to solve the intricate puzzle in the ninja house, Julian still can't believe that he would have the honor of not only finding this rarest flower in the dangerous forests near Ridgeside Village, but also the opportunity to bring a flower and plant it on a farm. The young farmer and florist was afraid that the flower would not take root in the new environment, but the roots of the magical plant sprouted deep into the fertile earth.

As if the flower was especially happy here, like it's belong here. Julian is also happy about it.

Although at the same time he noticed something unusual... All the bees from his hives stopped collecting pollen from the same fairy rose that grew closest to the hives, and switched their attention to the beautiful foxbloom exuding an unusual aura. At the same time, honey production was also delayed, and Julian already thought that the bees were sick because of this flower. But it turned out by mid-autumn that they just made sweet syrup for a very long time and very carefully, longer than usual, but it was worth it: when harvesting, Julian tried a honeycomb filled with oh so sweet honey, and the taste was truly marvelous. Though Julian didn't realize the real potential of Foxbloom's sweet syrup, made by hard-working bees.

Remembering that he borrowed the same book from his wizard friend, Julian decided to visit Magnus' tower in the next morning and return the book. Julian stepped with one foot on the warp rune on his farm, and in the blink of an eye, the second foot touched the already stone slab in the basement of the tower. Climbing higher and heading towards the bookcase near the altar of illusion, Julian didn't expect to meet several other people besides Magnus. Witch of Castle Village Camilla, Guildmaster Jolyne and her second in command Lance, also two other members of the First Slash: Brianna and Drake. Drake was lying on Magnus' couch, writhing in pain and muttering something, as if in a fever, and on his arms, neck and face were barely visible, shimmering in dark shades of blue runes. Lance and Brianna were next to the couch and watched their friend's condition, while Brianna was almost trembling herself, and it was obvious in her eyes that she was making an inhuman effort not to cry. Jolyne and Camilla scowled at Magnus's back as the wizard searched the bookshelves for something.

"By the spirits, I'm pretty sure this book was here..." Magnus hurriedly sorted through the books, dropping some old papers and scrolls on the floor in the process. This is very unlike him, Julian thought, because Rasmodius was very careful with old books. Julian was a little taken aback by the strangeness of the situation, but nevertheless stepped even closer, entering the room.

"Guys?" Julian's voice was a little quieter than usual, but the senn attracted the attention of everyone (except Drake, who was still writhing in spasms). Magnus, the first to see Farmer, shouted "Aha!" without greeting, and with a snap of his fingers pulled the book from the hands of Julian, who gasped in surprise.

"This book, yes, this is what we need..." Magnus triumphantly opened the book right to the page he needed and continued to say, "...yes, yes, just one teaspoon and it should help. But... Even I don't know where to get it. I don't even know how to find this flower, the legends are either confusing or completely lie. It's not even a fact that... the flower actually exists." Magnus immediately dropped his gaze, for the first time not knowing what to say. All those present were also dejected, and the deathly silence was interrupted only by the sounds of the tormented Drake.

"We should at least try," Jolyne said firmly. "I'm not going to sit back while our friend dies right before our eyes." Her eyes were full of determination.

"I agree with Jolyne," Lance added, "For Drake."

Julian was still standing beside him, his uncomprehending gaze shifting to all the people present, and they did not seem to notice him at all Only Camilla noticed the confused Farmer and smiled guiltily.

"The First Slash went on an expedition to clear out the cave. It... didn't go as smoothly as I would have liked" Camilla whispered to Julian about the situation, "Drake was struck by a curse that, alas, even I can't remove"

Now the young Farmer was more or less aware of the situation, although Camilla did not add that Drake was getting weaker and weaker every minute, and that in a day or two, the poor fellow would completely stop breathing...

The thoughts of the young farmer were again interrupted

"Kraken up my ass! Even if we find that damn Foxbloom, we won't have that long to wait for the bees to do their job!" Brianna has already shifted more to screaming.

"Calm down, Brianna, we'll think of something." Jolyne's commanding voice managed to calm the violet-haired girl a little, but she knew it wouldn't be for long.

"Perhaps if we start looking here..." Magnus pointed at the map he had spread out on the table.

"Foxbloom? Guys, I just have..."

"Julian, not now!" Magnus barked so loudly that the odd-eyed youth was speechless, "Be so kind and leave my tower please, we don't have time to chat right now."

The farmer silently turned in the direction of the warp rune hall he had come from and walked off to the meeting.

"Razzy, I understand everything, but isn't it too rude" Camilla spoke softly

"I know," Magnus sighed guiltily, "I'll apologize to him later. For now we... we must to solve the problem."

As they all approached the map, listening to the Wizard's words, no one heard the sound of the warp being activated again. No one noticed as the figure walked past them and sat down next to the bed where Drake lay. Only Lance turned his head towards his sick friend and was surprised.

"Julian? What are you doing?" Lance's voice made everyone stop talking and turn around. Julian sat on the edge of the bed and brought the spoon to Drake's mouth. A drop of substance unknown to the magicians and adventurers present fell right into Drake's mouth. Julian only smiled softly at Lance's voice.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM?!" Brianna jumped up, jumped to the side of the bed and put her dagger to Julian's throat, "What. The fuck! Are you doing!?" Her voice was full of rage and the desire to kill someone.

"Brianna, I said calm down!" Jolyne also walked over to the bed, followed by everyone else around the map.

“Julian, I told you to-” Magnus didn't have time to finish his speech when all attention was turned to the young man lying in the bed. The runes were gone, he was no longer convulsing, and his breathing was calm.

Drake opened his eyes.

"Ugh, my head.... Where am I? What's going on? Oh, hi Julian." The farmer beamed at Drake. "Um, why are you all looking at us like that?" Drake addressed this question to his colleagues at work.

No one dared to break the silence, everyone stood in mute shock. Only Camilla smiled mysteriously.

"I'm sorry to bother you," Julian said slightly apologetically, "but you were looking for Foxbloom honey to help him. And I just had an extra jar." Julian twirled a liter jar of sweet syrup in his right hand, then stood up and handed it to Jolyne. "Here, I still have some at home. Honey is also very good for colds, so if someone gets sick again, you can add a spoonful of honey to your tea."

Jolyne, Magnus and Lance looked at the young Farmer with wide eyes, and Camilla's smile grew even wider. Brianna, meanwhile, was already hugging Drake like it was her lifeline.

"Sweetie, do you understand that you have a very unusual honey in your hands?" Camilla asked, still smiling.

Julian just shrugged it off. "Well, yeah, a little magical honey. But honey is honey still," He talked about it like it was the most mundane thing on the planet. "If it really helps that much, then I can give you a jar. True, it takes longer to make than usual, but if you wait.." Julian continued his speech.

Meanwhile, Magnus wants to hug his friend. He wants to thank him for the good he's done. Magnus wants to bombard the young Farmer with a bunch of questions about how they were able to not only find the legendary flower, but also get honey from it.

Magnus also wants to scream.

Life after this event will become much more interesting.

#sve #stardew valley expanded #sve magnus #sdv wizard #sdv rasmodius #sve jolyne #sve first slash clan #sve lance #sve camilla #sve drake #sve brianna #sdv farmer #farmer julian #the adventures of the disaster farmer

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 2 years

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things have been a little bit dead around here, so random headcanons for sve characters?

I like to think that it's just a little pause, not that is "dead". 😄 So here are some random headcanons for different stardew valley expanded (and some vanilla sdv) characters! It turned out to be a little long post, I immediately write a small scenario for everyone, I can’t live without a scenario. Does this even count as headcanon? What are the rules when writing a headcanon, how to write anything at all, aaaaa

Morgan told us that Magnus could let them have a pet from Marnie's Ranch, but I personally think Morgan's choice would be frogs! They are jumpy, funny and very interesting animals. So Morgan, with the permission of Rasmodius, will get themself a small aquarium with two or three frogs. Vincent will definitely be jealous because "Mom doesn't let me have bugs and frogs in the house!".

Adventurer Drake will see the Farmer catching torpedo trout on the Fable Reef at the request of Jolyne. No one has ever been able to catch even one fish, so "ummm... can you catch one for me please? I'd love to study it!" And the Farmer gladly agree. Later, the rest of the adventurers (Brianna, Gale and Edmund) find out what the two of them are up to and also ask the Farmer to catch this trout for them too. As a result, Jolyne sees how four of her wards surrounded the young Farmer from all sides, like little children. The leader of the First Slash clan will laugh softly, and then bark authoritatively at all of you, because "someone has left the duties of patrolling the island!", and she tell the Farmer with a smile to "stop spoiling my wards."

Victor will fulfill his little dream and create a 'bridge building simulator' game with the help of Sebastian and his experience as a programmer. Of course, the game is only in the Beta version, and Victor was worried that no one would be interested in it. But those who have already downloaded it like the game. Someone creates different works of art, someone for fun constructs crazy bridges, like some sort of dead loop. In general, the game gets a lot of positive feedback and Victor is seriously thinking about improving the game, he asks Sebby if it's worth it. Sebastian doesn't mind.

The ice cream kiosk is open only in summer, and in other seasons it's empty. But Susan came up with a great idea - hot chocolate and coffee to go! Alex liked this idea the most ("now I can work again!"). And Susan will give Alex her recipe for the greatest hot chocolate you ever taste. She won't accept a share of Alex's hot drink sales, since Susan gave the recipe out of the goodness of her heart, and so no one gets cold in this weather. But she doesn't mind the sweets and delicious pastries that Alex gives her from Grandma Evelyn as thanks for the wonderful idea and hot chocolate recipe!

I know Andy isn't exactly the friendliest person, but I think he has a soft spot for kids (even a little weird ones like Morgan and Leo) and might even take them on a hike in the woods. He will show them the best places for picking berries, what mushrooms you cannot eat, show the nests of various animals, and explain how to treat the forest with respect. Deny all you want, Andy, we know that deep down you are very kind and caring person.

Lance collects seashells from the beach. Considering how often our gallant adventurer patrolled Ginger Island, I think he was attracted by some interesting specimens of shells of various colors and shapes, which he decided to keep. So don't be surprised if one day Lance, as Farmer's spouse, shows them his little collection of shells and tells stories about where he found them.

I had a lot of fun writing little headcanons about different characters, I like the freedom of writing. Maybe I'll write more similar scenario for other characters later, who knows. Hope you like it, and have a great day! ❤️

#stardew valley expanded #sve #stardew valley #sdv #sdv wizard #sdv rasmodius #sve magnus #sve morgan #sve first slash clan #sve jolyne #sve lance #sve susan #sdv alex #sve andy #sve victor #sdv sebastian

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Jolyne is like that cool aunt who will help us in trouble and teach us a lot of cool and useful things. She'll also always give advice, knows how to joke, and can slap us on the top of the head if we're misbehaving.

Even from the few dialogs she has, she is quite cordial and friendly with Farmer.

That's it, Jolyne is a ultimate cool aunt, you can't change my mind.

#just some Jolyne appreciations #sve #stardew valley expanded #sve jolyne #just some mumbling

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 9 months

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"Hamster Ball"

Hey, @justashamwithwastedpotential Farmer Skylar! This is a story about you!

"Nowhere to run, you lousy boy..." Like a snake, the Gotoro mage hissed, watching with amusement as Julian's back pressed against the rock wall. Four more thugs, who were standing next to the enemy mage, began to approach Julian closer and closer. He realized that the situation was not very optimistic: the mages' sudden attack on him and Skylar on Ginger Island had taken them by surprise. Neither he nor Sky could figure out what these people wanted from them, but the time to ask wasn't too convenient. There was no one to expect help from (Lance was taking up a post in the Highlands that day), and, divided against their will, each of the farmers tried to escape the chase, but Julian was out of luck - he found himself at a dead end with all escape routes cut off.

"Put down your sword, brat. Or it's going to be bad", one of the thugs grinned sadistically, licking the blade of his dagger as the others approaching even more closer. Numbers were not on Julian's side. He must do something, and quickly! But what he can-

"Look out!"

Before anyone had a chance to react to the warning, Skylar appeared from beneath the jungle thicket... in a strange magical bubble inside. It rolled so fast and with such force that it instantly knocked the mage and their minions to the ground like bowling pins.

"I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry!"

The three mages running after Skylar, seeing the others lying unconscious on the ground, froze in place for a moment. That moment was enough for Julian to counterattack them while a couple more Gotoro mages chased after Skylar.

However, Skylar changed the trajectories of the "ball" she was in so quickly that the pursuers had to run away from Sky to avoid being crushed by "that damn hamster ball," as one of the downed mages swore. While Julian was fending off sword and magic blows, and Sky was still rolling around and knocking down all the enemies (not forgetting to apologize all the time), a stream of energy formed near everyone present - it was a portal, from which Jolyne, Lance and the rest of The First Slash clan immediately crawled out. The Gotoro mages realized that their cause was lost, and quickly cast their own portal and ran away.

"We sensed the enemy battle magic on the island, and came to the rescue as soon as we could", Lance looked worriedly first at Skylar, then at Julian. "Are you both okay?"

"Yep", Julian answered. "We're fine. Right, Sky?"

"Oooooh... I'm going to be so sick...." Skylar dropped tiredly to the bottom of her magic ball. Julian thought that later he would like to ask his friend to teach her the protective barrier - it was an interesting and useful spell! "Hamster ball", Julian thought cheerfully, but decided not to say it out loud.

#farmer skylar #farmer julian #sve lance #sve jolyne #I remember a long time ago when you said Skylar would be in a bubble like this #knocking everyone down and apologizing.#i like that story 😀#ao i thought it woube cool to describe it

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 1 year

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After several posts about Lance as a father, and also after a funny comment from @bored-farmer about The First Slash clan as a babysitters for Lance and the Farmer's child, I decided to write a small... fic? If you can call it.

In this story, I left the child and the Farmer neutral (like son or daughter, and Farmer pronounce what you want), so that it fits the other OCs in any way they want to come up with!

Also, the SVE Wiki doesn't have a similar pronunciation description for Guild members, so I made the classic Edmund, Drake and Gale - he/him, and for Brianna - she/her (simple because it's hard to translate others pronunciations in my language, but feel free to give in your own HC pronunciations that you want!)

Story under the cut! And feel free for feedbacks 😃 (and sorry for mistakes, English is still hard)

Warnings: language

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Ah, Fable Reef...

Lonely, small, but still such a beautiful and lively island in the middle of a vast ocean, far from the mainland. Few people know that the headquarters of the famous Guild called The First Slash Clan is located here. For them, this is a very convenient post for protecting the ocean from any impending threat. And they chose a very good place - what a beautiful views from this island, truly admire! A breathtaking sunset, exotic palm trees with growing coconuts, crystal clear water with a huge school of fish around, colorful corals, local fauna in the form of small crabs, crustaceans, mollusks...

"Where is... Where is that brat!? Where? Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking hell!"

"Language!"

Hmm, yes. These voices are, one might say, another representative of the "fauna" on this island. Namely - the brave members of the Guild mentioned earlier.

"Cursing and shouting won't help the cause, Brianna, - Edmund tried to remain calm and hide his worries in front of his friend and colleague, although in the current situation, it became much more difficult to do this every minute. - Moreover, the child can be nearby and hear all your scolding"

"Believe me, this little asshole still don’t understand shit no matter what am I saying", - Brianna snapped back at Edmund at his moralizing. She did not want to be rude to him, but her nerves began to slowly surrender.

To be honest, the situation was laughably absurd. Losing four-year-old child of Lance and his partner on a small island...

And how did it all start? And it started on Wednesday, everything bad always happened on Wednesday, Brianna thought. It seemed to be an ordinary day, nothing remarkable, nothing foreshadowed trouble. But then she, Drake, Edmund and Gale got an order from Jolyne to watch the Lance's baby for one day. Second-in-command and his spouse had to go to a very important meeting with Magnus and Camilla for almost the whole day, while Jolyne herself went to a meeting of the Guilds on the issue of a torpedo trout. The child was left in the care of four adventurers with Gale at the head, and it seem that it would not be so difficult to take care of the kid. If they only knew how this event will turned out...

For half a day everything was alright: the kid was not particularly capricious, was full, clean, sitting on a pillow in the main hall and drew something with crayons on paper, while the adults were in the same hall doing their usual things. And then bam - and the child disappeared after the magic cotton. Parents, of course, warned that the baby may have small manifestations of magic. The key word is "small".

At the age of four, to already manage, albeit not consciously, chaotically teleport - a talented little one, truly a child of Lance and Farmer. The distance of the teleporters was short, literally two meters from the old point. But before the adults had time to pick up the child, the fidget with a small cotton disappeared from the hall of the headquarters completely. Adults had no choice but to start searching for the "missing little magician".

Brianna couldn't understand why Lance can't just hire a nanny in their hometown. Why should they be the babysitters? Ah yeah, because it's a magical child, with the "gift". It is unlikely that the nanny would be able to keep track of the baby, who would cast mini fireballs or levitate throughout the house. But at least in this case it was possible to push the blame on the nanny, or the same parents. It's not good to think like that, but she's just so tired.

While she and Edmund were standing on the sandy shore and exchanging not too pleasant words, a worried Drake ran up to them:

"I've already searched everywhere, - he said, out of breath, - the main hall, our rooms, the rest room, the armory, the closet with elixirs, combed the entire coast - I can't find the little one!"

Poor Drake, it would seem, he is ready to burst into tears on the spot from the hopelessness of the situation and from the realization that he let his dear friend and idol down.

"Hush Drake, do not lose heart. The kid should be nearby, maybe they just accidentally became invisible. This happened to me as a child when I spilled a potion on myself" - Edmund, hearing the sad tone of the pink-haired Adventurer, began to calm him down.

"You were already a daredevil then, weren't you, Edmund?" - Brianna, of course, will not miss the opportunity to tease het friend, especially since this will somehow help dilute the directed situation. To her caustic comment in his address, Edmund decided to tactfully keep silent.

"Shall we recheck the main hall and rooms then? I feel that the child is somewhere nearby, but I cannot find it", - Drake suggested.

"Uugh.. - Brianna sighed wearily and rubbed her temples in hopes of easing her headache. - Ok, let's do it. But we also need Gale to help us too. Where the hell did he go?!"

"I saw him in the armory, he then teleported somewhere. Maybe he's looking for the shore again? Or..."

"Greetings, my dear friends" - A familiar voice came from behind.

The three adventurers gasped in surprise and abruptly turned their heads towards the source of the sound. Lance was already approaching them, a smile on his face, clearly pleased to see his friends. Behind him was his partner, beloved Farmer, who smiled as broadly and sincerely at their friends from the other Guild. Apparently, poor trio forgot that the parents always teleport silently to the island.

"We apologize for the delay. The meeting dragged on, mostly due to Camilla, who couldn't keep her ass still and interrupt and tease everyone" - The Farmer looked apologetically at the trio of people in blue raincoats.

Lance laughed softly at his soulmate's comment and said, "Careful, my love, or Camilla might hear you"

Then the gallant adventurer looked again at his three colleagues:

"I hope our little one hasn't given you much trouble?"

"I missed my baby so much! - The Farmer said impatiently. - So, where is our precious little treasure?"

Brianna looked at Lance and Farmer like she was seeing them for the first time. Edmund tried to find words that would not cause a sharp panic and the inclusion of the "a la crush-break" action. Drake, on the other hand, was standing, looking at Lance, and small, shiny water droplets appeared on the corners of his eyes. Another second - and the young adventurer is about to cry.

Edmund decided to break the silence: "Lance, the baby is now, uhm, is..."

"Here"

All five turned towards the entrance to the Guild building. Calm Gale approached them, with a chirping and joyful missing child in his arms.

"I decided to show the kid my small collection of shells before leaving. The kid was very interested in them"

In confirmation of his words, the child waved his arms cheerfully, holding a beautiful small rainbow shell in left palm.

"I'm glad that you also had a good time, - Lance picked up the baby in his arms. - "Apologize again for such a sudden request."

"It's okay Lance. You two and the kid are always welcome. I think Jolyne would say the same"

Briana, Edmund and Drake were still silent until at the end of the conversation they said a short goodbye to Lance, Farmers and their child. Now their attention has been completely switched to Gale.

"Gale, what the fuck was that?" - Brianna, even after the shock, did not miss the opportunity to express her emotions rather vulgarly towards her colleague.

"Well, the shell version was much more plausible than the version that the child teleported into another dimension."

"Another dimension?!" - Edmund said too emotionally.

Brianna just sighed and headed towards the entrance to the Guild: "...I need drink, something strong. Edmund, where the hell is your whiskey bottle? I know for sure to have a supply"

"But we're on duty... What would Jolyne say", - Drake tried to protest weakly.

Gale put a hand on Drake's shoulder and smiled warmly.

“I think Jolyne would have had a drink in that situation too.

#what a long post #I maybe can call it full fic #sdv #stardew valley #stardew valley expanded #sve #sve lance #sdv farmer #sve jolyne #sve first slash clan #sve drake #sve brianna #sve gale #sve edmund

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 1 year

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Some random SVE headcanon:

Jolyne sometimes says that the First Slash clan changes the weather on the islands with magical totems. This is not news to the Farmer, they themselves regulate the weather in Stardew Valley thanks to rain totems. And Lance said he knows the recipe for the sun totem when we're on the Luau.

But what happens when the Farmer desperately needs rain on Ginger Island to find that last fucking bird with a gem, and Lance's home guild needs sunny weather today? As a result, both the Farmer and the members of the First Slash used 4-5 totems each, while First slash is clearly perplexed about what the hell is happening. This continues until either Jolyne or Lance himself finds the source of the rain call on Ginger Island. If Lance gently explains that they need sunny weather for guild business, then Jolyne will just tweak Farmer's ears, because "stop messing with the totems".

The weather will be clear and sunny today. After all, arguing with the guild leader and the second-in-command is pointless. Whatever, Farmer didn’t really want your stupid rain anyway.

#farmer: now how the fuck i will find the last gem #sve #stardew valley expanded #sdv #stardew valley #sdv farmer #sve jolyne #sve lance #sve first slash clan #sve headcanons

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 1 year

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omg hi im new here... so i saw your lance as a father hcs and i read the part where he and the farmer would leave the kid to the first slash clan if they're both busy and i can't help but find that so silly. would you write a little more about that? i love the first slash so much

Hey hey, welcome 👋Thanks for the kind words ❤️

I really like The First Slash clan dynamic, and I really hope that in 1.6 or 2.0 more quests and events will be given to them. In the meantime, I'll write my silly HC!

Instead of a small fic, I decided to write a small headcanon on a scale, which of them would be the best nanny for a child, while Lance and the Farmer were called for some urgent business, and there was no time to hire other nannies. I think Jolyne will be happy to help them and look after the child, but how will the others react to the baby? Thanks for asking, enjoy! ☺️

Jolyne:

That cool and badass aunt!

Jolyne will always find something to entertain the child, and at the same time she will not spoil them too much.

Quite responsibly refers to cooking and sleeping. With her, the child will get up in it like in the army.

One stern look from her will make them be obedient if the kid starts to act up.

But there may be isolated cases when Jolyne succumbs to puppy eyes. But only once.

Jolyne tells stories about her adventures so interestingly that the little one will sit down and listen for a long, long time. Stories will never be boring!

She always remains calm and knows what to do if magical abilities spontaneously appear in the baby.

10/10, best babysitter ever!

Drake:

Drake is one of those people who love to play with children, but do not know how to take care of them.

Why are they crying? Are they hungry? Do they have a stomach ache? What medicines to give children? Can they take healing elixirs? Drake needs an adult!

"You are the adult, dumbass!"

The very first one to get along with the kid. After all, children are fun, especially since this is the child of their friend and member of the guild!

If it is his turn to cook dishes, then he will ask his guildmates a hundred times if they can give monster fruits.

The first to raise a panic if the child, due to their magical gifts, begins to levitate or randomly teleport.

But on the other hand, Drake can easily find something to do for the kid, so that others can do their own business of the Guild.

He will allow them sweets and go to bed late, for which he will receive scolding from the Jolyne and others.

As if Jolyne had volunteered to look after two children instead of one.

6/10, a good nanny, only if he can correct to prepare baby food and be responsible, then he would be generally golden nanny.

Gale:

The calmest of all.

He takes care of the baby like he does it every day.

Gale is always watching where the child is.

Allows them to look at the collection of weapons and magic staves, but just don't touch anything!

On his patrol, Gale will take Lance's and Farmer's child with him. Show them how he fishes with magic, help them collect shells with them, etc.

If the child behaves well, he will even build a sand castle with them.

By behavior, Gale is like a noble dog: he will keep all the whims and questions from the little troublemaker. Of course, he won’t let the child go too far, but he won’t limit th to strict rules either.

9/10, what a chill dude.

Brianna:

Hey, little gnome.

What do you need?

She doesn't have time to look after the kids. Shoo...

Brianna has already come to terms with the child, who constantly asks her questions about everything.

And why does the child cling to her? What, there are no other people on the island?

Did they say she has beautiful hair color? And a cool coat?

...

Do you want her to show the fireball she recently learned?

Yoba, Edmund! Don't yell at her for being irresponsible! She will be careful, pinky promise.

He does not pay much attention to the child, but still does not let go of sight.

She cooks food for them only when others do not have the opportunity to do this.

5/10, not bad, but could do better.

Edmund:

A little nervous about the child's condition.

Are they full? Clean? Are there any wounds or abrasions? No? Phew...

Edmund will be the first to scold Drake for being irresponsible if his colleague starts spoiling the kid.

He will also be the first to yell at stupid colleagues who wanted to show the kid dangerous magic (Brianna, mostly). Do you have any brains left?

Until Jolyne or Gale calm him down. Take a breath, 'Momm'y (Edmund now hates this nickname).

He can be overprotective. After all, children are a big responsibility.

There is not much time to play with them, but at least he will find paper and pencils for them, or something else for leisure.

Still, quite a good nanny, 7/10, like a tired single mom.

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