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just-being-all-by-myself · 1 day

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Sometimes a part of me is just like: Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything..!!

Then the other part goes: Fuck life, I just want to murder everyone and laugh while I bathe in their blood.. Hahahaha

Then yet other part is like: I shall take over the world, people will know how dangerous I am. I will kill everyone..

Then the other part goes: why do we even exist? It will all end someday, there is no use in trying to achieve anything..

Then suddenly I am snapped out of this conversation in my head by my friends and they are like:..

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You look a little pale.. Have you eaten or slept today?

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l-swizzle · 6 months

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Me leaving my 9-5 job which barely covers my bills just to see the hulk throw my car at a villain and miss

#memes #funny #humor #hilarious #jokes #haha #puns #funny joke haha #funny meme

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f1incorrectquotess · 9 months

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*Everyone is having dinner together*

George: Esteban, can you pass the salt?

Esteban: *Throws Pierre across the table*

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badboy101 · 8 months

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Why do adults never understand school shooting jokes?

Guess they’re aimed at a younger audience

#hilarious #lol #funny content #funny jokes #jokes #funny joke haha #dad jokes #this is a joke #dark humor #funny #dark jokes #joke #funny man #funny post #funny stuff

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sturmhondss · 2 years

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Colm Fahey: We call that a traumatic experience.

Colm Fahey, turning to Nina: Not an ‘oof lmao’

Colm Fahey, turning to Jesper: Not a ‘bruh moment’

Colm Fahey, turning to Kaz: Not a ‘major L’

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quirkquill · 4 months

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Joke

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener!

#funny joke haha #jokes #dad jokes #joker out #funny jokes #this is a joke #my poor attempt at a joke #tumblr jokes #meme #relatable quotes #astronomy #life quotes #funny shit #funny #dark humor #meme humor #humor #humour #dank humor

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hotexpiredmayo · 3 months

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Me when I'm in a good mood then just randomly feel angry for no reason

#angry #bad mood #shitpost #gengar #pokémon #pokemon #pokémon memes #funny joke haha

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lover-girl1 · 11 days

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bro 😭

#humor #jokes #wholesome #lol moment #funny meme xd #funny meme haha #funny shit #funny post #funny stuff #funny memes #funny #this is a joke #funny joke haha #funny jokes #big hooters

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underwaterdemise2 · 10 months

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No words

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coolbonnieart · 2 months

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I could go for a barbecue bacon burger...large order of fries... cold orange soda with no ice and a piece o' hot apple pie..

"We serve pizza here sir."

#spongebob reference #pizza tower #peppino pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #funny joke haha #pizza tower peppino

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princesafrijolera · 5 months

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XDDDDDD

#lol #lmao 🤣🤣🤣#funny joke haha #rawr xd #xdddd #crying 😂😂😂😂#i can't 😂😂😂😂#im dying 🤣🤣🤣

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l-swizzle · 3 months

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New flirting method where you just have a crippling panic attack infront of them

#memes #funny #humor #hilarious #jokes #haha #puns #meme #funny joke haha #funny meme

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bias-alloy · 7 months

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a wizard is never late he has his period precisely when he means to

#lord of the rings #funny joke haha #i'm sorry in advance #gandalf #gandalf the grey

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badboy101 · 8 months

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On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

#dark jokes #dark humor #9/11 joke #lol #hilarious #jokes #funny jokes #funny content #funny joke haha #dad jokes #this is a joke #funny #funny man #funny post #funny stuff #joke

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sturmhondss · 1 year

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Inej: I just need to hear you say those three little words

Kaz: I love you

Inej: Try again

Kaz, grumbling: I will behave.

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quirkquill · 4 months

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Joke

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems.

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