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lwtmonkeys · 3 months

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KPOP TAROT READING GAME 🎀

hello guys ! i reached 1K followers 🥳 i'm very happy because when i started this account a year ago, i never imagined that so many people would be interested in my work. as promised, to celebrate, i will do the game you chose through this poll: a paragraph telling how'd be your romantic relationship or friendship with an idol of your choice.

WHAT YOU'LL GET FROM ME:

a paragraph (about 8~15 lines) of how would be the dynamic chosen between you and your idol based in at least 3 tarot cards + 1 romantic oracle card

it'll be a summary, so if you're expecting a huge reading and perfect detailed things this is not for you (but i'll try my best tho)

i'll answer it on private, I won't post your infos!! my answer will appear on your ask.

LET'S GO TO THE RULES:

you should be following me

like my pinned

it's a romantic relationship OR friendship dynamic so you need to choose one, don't send both or it'll be deleted

tbh if you fail fitting any criteria it'll be deleted lol

romantic relationship available only for people of legal age

only one ask per person

send: your first name, your date of birth, the name of the idol you chose and a picture of them on my ask. you can follow the examples bellow:

i'll respond the first 43 asks so when it reaches the limit i'll update this post and close the game <3 i'll try to answer all of the 43 asks until the end of january! i have duties and work to do out of tumblr so if you can't wait or doesn't know how to be patient pls don't join!

CURRENTLY ASKS: 20/43 - OPEN !

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lwtmonkeys · 5 months

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hellong

i've thought for a while before making this post. if you're not a regular follower, i don't think it makes sense to read, but if you follow me and keep up with my posts, i ask you to read just to know some information regarding the functioning of the blog from now on.

i created this blog because i wanted to combine training my reading skills with my love for k-pop. and that's still true for me; i'm not here to be a people pleaser, a famous tarot reader, or be seen as the ultimate truth. i just want to showcase my work, practice, and gossip about K-pop.

lately, i've been making a lot of NSFW posts, and i want to say that this will continue to happen, potentially increasing. i even thought about creating a separate blog just for NSFW posts based on tarot, but then i thought, "why should i do that when 403tarot is MY blog, my space, and there i can post whatever i want? who am i trying to please by doing that?"

and i don't want to please anyone. i am of legal age, the idols for whom i create NSFW content are of legal age (yes, they are not your little meow meow), and the audience for my content in general is for adults. besides, tarot is a game. nothing that any tarot reader says is necessarily true or false; it's just how a person interprets answers to questions posed to 78 cards of paper.

"i don't think xyz idol acts the way you described" okay! take what i wrote as fanfiction then, imagine that they act that way and have fun. learn how to enjoy things without taking it weirdly too deep. i know some see tarot as something sacred, but in my view, it's just 78 cards made for my entertainment. for me, it's a mere game, and i'll always treat it that way. if you don't like it, and my perspective bothers you to the point of being hateful, you can unfollow me.

i say this because some of you have become too brave in sending me rude asks while hiding behind an anonymous filter. i don't care... i don't know who made you believe that you are SO important, but i'm here to tell you that it's not true. i don't care if you don't think tarot should be used for NSFW or that my readings aren't good enough. i put disclaimers in all my posts, and in none of them do i remember mentioning that i need anyone's approval.

however, anonymous asks are now permanently prohibited. you can tell me hateful things through ask but at least have the decency to show your username while doing so. from there, you can have fun and say whatever you want! you'll probably be ignored, but i know some don't get attention from their parents and therefore feel the need to seek it from strangers on the internet.

briefly speaking, please don't flood the ask. i know it's crucial to know if your idol is dating someone or if the woman he's going to marry is a foreigner, but if you've sent the same ask three times, rest assured i saw it. sometimes i just didn't find it interesting, wasn't in the mood to accept or i don't like the guy. anyway, check the upcoming posts on my pinned to make sure, and don't forget that if you're not paying me anything i'm not a employee of yours.

in summary, i will continue to do whatever i want on my blog, and if that bothers you, the door is open for you to peacefully leave. i've developed affection for some blogs that are frequently here in reblogs and notes, and you are the majority, so know that i like you sooo much and this post is directed at a small fraction of people only.

if you've read this giant text and made it this far, i hope you have a great day/night. 🦆

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lwtmonkeys · 6 months

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...and you think i'm crazy

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lwtmonkeys · 11 months

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⫬ ⫬ ⊹ . . . before suggesting please verify if there isn't a similar upcoming post in the list below. asks similar to the ones into the list will be deleted with no advice.

feel free to suggest shipp games, reading methods, readings about comebacks or just things in general about someone.

⫬ ⫬ ⊹ . . . send a private message if you want to know more about prices and methods. we can exchange readings too :>

⌂ underlined » available post not underlined » upcoming posts

ateez

all ↳ who in ateez is dating - 05.23 ↳ ateez's ideal types

blackpink

jennie ↳ let's talk about taennie [jennie's pov] - 05.23 jisoo ↳ jisoo's current love life ↳ is she working on something lisa ↳ lisa x park bogum friendship

bts

all ↳ who in bts is dating jimin ↳ love for his future spouse taehyung let´s talk about taennie [thv´s pov] - 05.23

straykids

all ↳ future spouses bangchan ↳ bangchan X anonymous in bed NSFW

twice

all ↳ who in twice is dating - 05.23 ↳ nayeon x sana friendship

pic a card

↳ what's stopping you from meeting your fs + advice

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lwtmonkeys · 2 years

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