Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

Spider-Man: MENACE

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

peter capaldi being a doctor who fan for ages and then suddenly playing 3 entirely separate characters across the show like when you press print fifteen times and they come out all at once

reblog for easter

Someone needs to do an analysis on the way the Kung Fu Panda movies use old-fashioned vs. modern language ("Panda we meet at last"/"Hey how's it going") and old-fashioned vs. modern settings (forbidden-city-esque palaces/modern-ish Chinese restaurant) to indicate class differences in their characters, and how those class differences create underlying tensions and misunderstandings.

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

our cat is a MENACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clark youre such a nerd

Joan of Arc

all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th: