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lilisouless · 1 year

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"Wylan and Jesper making out on the floor"

Matthias passing by: aw, young love. So pure and delicate

"walks until finding Inej and Kaz making intense eye contact"

Matthias: OH DJEL! MY EYES! WHAT KIND OF PORNOGRAPHIC DISPLAY IS THIS?!

#six of crows shitpost #grishaverse shitpost #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #kanej #wesper

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neptune-scythe · 1 month

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you've heard of what type of person are [insert characters] at a haunted house

but allow me to present

The Crows in an escape room:

Kaz is the person who figures everything out immediately but won't say anything to anyone (they think it's because he's being a dick but really he's too smart for his own good and doesn't want to ruin the experience for the others by escaping in 10 minutes and doing everything himself), or he'll solve something while no one is looking and just go "oh wow look this just opened all by itself how crazy you should do something about that"

Inej and Matthias are calmly solving the clues and methodically writing things down, though Matthias gets frustrated early on, but he hides it well. Inej isn't as invested, she's just there to have fun with her friends and exercise her brain

Wylan is extremely invested. he wants to escape and starts getting flustered almost immediately and is more frustrated than Matthias and way worse at hiding it

Jesper and Nina are playing with the props, having conversations and making jokes. they both start screaming and jumping around excitedly any time the group solves something, even if they did nothing to contribute.

Nina is the person who keeps saying "come on guys we have to focus" and then immediately gets distracted with something that looks dick shaped and won't stop making jokes about it.

Jesper will be paying zero attention to the room and then take one look at something and solve it immediately and go right back to being silly

Kuwei is the one who looses all hope after five minutes and won't stop saying "we're all gonna die" and cannot be convinced otherwise. he doesn't do much to help just kinda sits there being a downer

#grishaverse #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper Fahey #nina zenik #wylan van Eck #matthias helvar #kuwei yul bo #six of crows shitpost #six of crows crack #grishaverse shitpost #grishaverse crack

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hauntedbythenarrative · 1 year

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#shadow and bone #grishaverse #kaz brekker #freddy carter #shadow and bone season 2 #netflix shadow and bone #sab spoilers #six of crows #crooked kingdom #leigh bargudo #mine #kaz brekker textpost #textpost #grishaverse shitpost #grishaverse memes #sab shitposting #sab textposts #sab memes

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the-dolphin-queen · 1 year

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The Crows as Queen Songs

Kaz - Bohemian Rhapsody

Inej - Love of my Life

Jesper - Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

Wylan - Under Pressure

Nina - Killer Queen

Matthias - Another One Bites The Dust

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sparklewrites1 · 23 days

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Grishaverse textposts pt 1

(I haven't finished the s&b books but I added a lil hint of Zoyalai cause i kinda got spoiled)

#grishaverse shitpost #incorrect grishaverse #grishaverse #shadow and bone memes #incorrect shadow and bone #shadow and bone meme #shadow and bone #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #alina starkov #wylan van eck #zoya nazyalensky #zoyalai

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sturmhondss · 2 years

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Colm Fahey: We call that a traumatic experience.

Colm Fahey, turning to Nina: Not an ‘oof lmao’

Colm Fahey, turning to Jesper: Not a ‘bruh moment’

Colm Fahey, turning to Kaz: Not a ‘major L’

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multifandomconfusion · 1 year

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jeansyvesmoreau · 2 years

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Kaz, as a doctor: Oh, so you need a shot to get rid of illness?

Kaz: *gets a gun and shoots the patient in the head*

Kaz: There. You'll never be sick ever again.

#source: my brother #give him all the credit #i had no part in this meme #just posting it for him #kaz brekker #soc au #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #ck #leigh bardugo #grishaverse #incorrect six of crows #grishaverse shitpost #meme #incorrect six of crows quotes #baz krekker

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grishaverseshowdown · 1 year

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Only One can Remain

#grishaverse #shadow and bone netflix #grishaverse shitpost #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone show #shadow and bone tv #shadow and bone s2 #netflix shadow and bone #shadow and bone #fandom polls #polls #poll

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anns-works · 2 years

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Alina, gestures at the tray: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Nikolai: I mean the math checks out? Lets do it.

Aleksander, overhearing them: You two nO THATS NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES!

Nikolai: FLOOR IT?!

Aleksander: NIKOLAI NO!

Alina: HOW ABOUT 4.000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?!

Nikolai, rushing in with the flame thrower: YES!!!!

Aleksander: YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BURN THE WHOLW PALACE DOWN!

Alina, already summoning: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!!!

Nikolai: LETS DO THIS!!!!

Aleksander: ALINA, NIKOLAI P L E A S E !

#The Endless Cycle #personal shitpost #personal shitposts #fanfic shitpost #fanfic shitposting #shitposts #incorrect grishaverse #aleksander morozova #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #incorrect grisha quotes #grishaverse #grisha trilogy #grishaverse shitpost #i'm back on my bullshit #TEC Nikolai #TEC Alina #TEC Aleksander

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lilisouless · 28 days

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Matthias: i am not sure if it was a good idea letting Kaz order out drinks before we got here

Wylan: come on,do you think he’d try to poison us?

Matthias: no, but there was something in his smile…

Bartender: here, five beers and capri sun for the kid like Mr Brekker said

Both Jesper and Nina laught

Nina: wait,why are you laughing?

Jesper: why are YOU laughing?

Nina: huh…The kid is you,obviously

Jesper: nuh uh, you are the childish one…

Nina: i am more mature than you!

Jesper: you always have been the team’s baby,

Nina: you take the capri sun!

Jesper: you know what, it’s probably meant for Matthias, who else would Kaz choose to piss off?

Matthias: but he hardly calls me “kid”, it’s obvious the kid who meant to be Wylan…

Wylan: 🤨

Wylan: go on…

Matthias: no, my survival instincts are telling me to stop right here…

Jesper: if you saw what I saw you wouldn’t call him a kid

Wylan: Jesper,there’s such thing as too much help

Nina: he can’t help it, he has to joke like the kid he is, and as such he is taking the capri sun!…

The four keep arguing ardently

Kaz : ah, it’s not irritating when they are not arguing with me

Inej: you are sick

“Just give to your Fjerdan! He is too much of a prude for alcohol anyway!”

“First, you take the “prude” back! second: we could ask the bartender who they think the kid is and I can bet all fingers point at your twi-…!”

“NINA IF YOU DARE TO EVEN PRONOUNCE THAT WORD, I SWEAR…!”

Kaz: not seeing you trying to stop them or me

Inej: I will the second someone starts trowing hands

Kaz: so, five minutes from now

#netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #grishaverse #nina zenik #crooked kingdom #inej ghafa #matthias helvar #shitpost #grishaverse shitpost #soc shitpost

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neptune-scythe · 3 months

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Pinterest did a funny putting these two on top of each other in my feed

#grishaverse #six of crows #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone netfilx #kaz brekker #dirtyhands #the bastard of the barrel #six of crows shitpost #six of crows crack #grishaverse shitpost #grishaverse crack

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hauntedbythenarrative · 1 year

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Genya + textposts (sab s2)

+ ruin and rising

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the-dolphin-queen · 1 year

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Netflix YouTube channel is making official memes. I have lived to see this day.

#grishaverse #jesper fahey #wesper #shadow and bone netflix #grishaverse shitpost #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone show #shadow and bone tv #shadow and bone s2 #netflix shadow and bone #shadow and bone #wylan van eck

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sparklewrites1 · 1 month

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Shadow and Bone chart memes

#incorrect grishaverse #shadow and bone meme #shadow and bone memes #shadow and bone #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #grishaverse shitpost #wylan van eck #nikolai lantsov #genya safin #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #matthias helvar #jesper fahey #nina zenik #zoya nazyalensky #alina starkov #malyen oretsev

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sturmhondss · 1 year

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Inej: I just need to hear you say those three little words

Kaz: I love you

Inej: Try again

Kaz, grumbling: I will behave.

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