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Nina is my only god, Jesper is my most beloved. INFP, 4w5,mexicana,just your average basic girl, feel free to correct me if i say something stupid or wrong. Six of Crows lover. I support intersectional feminism and i am always up to learn if wrong.Also we roast Kaz Brekker on this house
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Actually 🤓…
Grisha are long lived,not inmortal, only extremely powerful grisha (the darkling,Baghra and the saints) are inmortal
(This is the first i found, i am now in a super investigation mood right now so take it with a huge grain of salt)
Also,hypothetically if Jesper outlives Wylan we can guess Wylan lives until his 90s so Jesper won’t outlive him by THAT much. Not to say Baghra is a prove they won’t look young forever. Even then,it’s the common that in a couple,one outlives the other, couples that die naturally at the same time tend to be strange, maybe in the case that one died a few days later than the other due to grieving.
"at least wesper's happy" jesper is literally doomed to outlive wylan because of his immortality
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So shadow and bone anniversary the same day I get rejected from the university…that hurt
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Pero si tiene desde noviembre
¿Cancelaron Shadow and bone?
Si
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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
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Nina remembering the crows in the nikolai duology be like: I miss Inej, my best friend, my girl, my person, i need her besides me, i miss Jesper´s jokes and joy despite being a mess, Wylan was kind of cool too...i definitely not miss that ugly haired bitch
sometimes i forget the crows are only sixteen. and then something like this comes along and i just. remember.
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Kaz : it’s not right
Inej laughing: it was funny
Kaz: it was not, Matthias beat me at Monopoly…MATTHIAS!
Inej: If it helps, it wasn’t a lot of ability, he was mostly lucky, he got good cards and the dice fell a lot in his favor, other things were pretty much adviced like Nina. Also you kind of deserved that for being an asshole last time when you put him on jail the whole game and then mocked him
Kaz: But how was he so lucky? I certainly know how to cheat in Monopoly but him? He didn’t even took out the ga…
Kaz: oh that motherfuc-
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Kaz in the darkness with a candle:It was you
Wylan waking up : AAAAAH!
Jesper: WHAT THE FUCK,KAZ?!
Kaz kneeling on the bed over Wylan : you were the one that set up the game,you put the cards on the perfect order for Matthias to get the good ones
Wylan: that’s absurd! How do you think i could ever be capable of that?
Kaz: you are a math genius
Wylan:…
Wylan: i want to take the compliment but I’ll fall in the trap. Anyway, Kaz,Matthias beat you,get over it. Also, even if I did somehow did the cards thing,there’s no way that’s the only thing that made him win.
Kaz: it’s true,that’s why you had the dice be manipulated…BY HIM! (points the light at Jesper) Jesper moved the dice by your request , probably you whored yourself out for that
Wylan: Kaz, this is just…
Jesper: i am so sorry,Kaz! I didn’t want to, but he seduced me!
Wylan: what seduction? I only said “please”
Jesper: duh! That’s what i mean!
Kaz: I don’t blame you,Jesper. Also realized that Nina was on it , she had been telling jokes the whole game,which would make Inej laugh and it will distract me to put two and two until it was too late..
Jesper: way too late,it’s 1 am
Wylan: you are not exactly right,Nina didn’t knew the whole plan or even that Matthias was supposed to win,just that she had to keep Inej laughing
Kaz: how much did you pay her?
Wylan : well, i said “want to make Kaz suffer?” And she said “yes” before I could even finish. I tried to give her some kruge when the plan worked but she gave them back and said “Kaz’s loser face was everything that i could have asked in this word”
#netflix shadow and bone#six of crows#leigh bardugo#kaz brekker#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#grishaverse#nina zenik#crooked kingdom#inej ghafa#soc shitpost#grishaverse incorrect quotes#shadow and bone#grishaverse shitpost#sab netflix#six of crows incorrect quotes
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Some people say Wednesday's Gomez ↑ isn't handsome enough, because they met the Addams in the 90s movies ↓
Some people say the 90s movies got the characters wrong because in the 60s show, the Addams were spooky but harmless...
While a niche group likes to remind us that the Addams started a bunch of evil and ugly characters
Don't gatekeep the Addams. Every incarnation is valid
#while I didn’t like the portrayal of the Addams on Wednesday#appareance wise it was fine#she looks more like the original comic than the two previous actors
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Grishaverse as Monster High students , part 2
Genya, daughter of a gorgon
Tamar,daughter of a Jiangshi
Nadia,daughter of a sylph
Part 1
As the previous, the images are mostly from Pinterest so if the original poster wants me to take it down I will
#took me this long since i wasn’t sure of Tamar’s monster#grishaverse shitpost#monster high au#netflix shadow and bone#leigh bardugo#grishaverse#shadow and bone#genya safin#tamar kir bataar#nadia zhabin
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zoya learning that she is worthy of love is the single most beautiful, most heartbreaking thing i have ever read about in a book ever. like she is just this girl who's been betrayed by all the people who were supposed to protect her over and over again to the point where she felt like she had to turn herself into this heartless monster who only cared about herself just so she wouldn't feel that loss again and then she finally meets someone who loves her unconditionally and all she wants is to be with him but she has a such strong sense of duty that she thinks it'll never happen or that even if it does he'll come to hate her eventually and watching her learn that there is love in the world and that she is deserving of it is just so fucking emotional and leigh did such a great job conveying it in this essay i will-
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he either uses suit pijamas like the nerd he is or just sleeps with his sticky dirty clothes
For some reason my brain can't imagine kaz brekker in pajamas. Like, I just can't 😭 he would look so goofy
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Inej: i don't see a problem with saying "i can fix him"
Inej: If a man is being a complete scum and you happen to know how to use a knife, you are allowed at least let people know you can fix them like a dog
Jesper: i don't think we are talking about the same thing...
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Morning Doodle: “Be safe,” Zoya whispered. Be safe. As if those words could cast some kind of spell. “The only danger to me will be an overabundance of menu planning,” said Genya with a laugh. (Leigh Bardugo’s King of Scars CH 11)
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One minute I'm normal the next I'm thinking about how one day inej will come back from a mission where she wasn't able to save everyone and Kaz will notice she's really not herself and then one day she breaks down in front of him and tells him she's a monster and then Kaz lists all the reasons she's not as he holds her
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Before & After
...Yay? I want him to have a spotlight but...not like this...🙃
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