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hauntedbythenarrative · 1 year

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#shadow and bone #grishaverse #kaz brekker #freddy carter #shadow and bone season 2 #netflix shadow and bone #sab spoilers #six of crows #crooked kingdom #leigh bargudo #mine #kaz brekker textpost #textpost #grishaverse shitpost #grishaverse memes #sab shitposting #sab textposts #sab memes

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forested-witch · 1 year

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okay poll time.

#sab speaks #sab shitposting

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lilisouless · 1 year

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"Are you a couple?"

Matthias: We are not a couple

Jesper: Matty-poo! are you embarassed of me? I thought we were over this

Matthias: He is joking

Jesper: Now you are gasligthing? Whats wrong with you? You said you loved me. Well, if you are so sure on denying our love, you won't mind if i go and make out with the hot ginger over there waving at us

Matthias: Jesper-

Jesper: Oh! and now i am "Jesper" , yesterday i was "sugar bunny" but things change, apparently

"How insensitive"

Matthias: oh boy

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"Are you dating?"

Matthias: no-

Inej: What?! NO! nononono! ew-

Matthias: ew?

Inej: no way! no, no no no no no no...

Matthias: alright, maybe mrs Kaz Brekker shouldn't be so judgy

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"Are you boyfriend?"

Matthias & Kaz: no

"Because we have couples discount"

Kaz: We are married

Matthias: what-

Kaz: Neither of us have a ring because we used the money to build our house, we don't need a ring when you have such an intense and passionate love like ours

Matthias: for the love of-

Kaz: us

Matthias: no!

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"Aww, what a cute couple are you"

Matthias: we are not a couple! what this is always happening to me?

Wylan: Maybe we should stop holding hands so they won't get the wrong idea

Matthias: not yet , they are still cold

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"Are you a couple?"

Matthias: NO!

Nina: huh?

Matthias: sorry, it´s the habit

#six of crows shitpost #grishaverse shitpost #the crows #matthias helvar #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #helnik #wesper #kanej #crooked kingdom #six of crows incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #netflix shadow and bone #sab netflix #leigh bardugo #shadow and bone

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multifandomconfusion · 30 days

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#six of crows #soc #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #wesper #sab #sab season two #soc shitpost #soc meme #wylan van eck

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the-dolphin-queen · 1 year

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Gotta appreciate how Show Wylan looks like he definitely would shove Kuwei in a canal out of spite.

#wylan my beloved #wylan van eck #grishaverse meme #grishaverse #grishaverse memes #grishaverse shitpost #shadow and bone show #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone netflix #shadow and bone #sab netflix #netflix shadow and bone #grisha netflix #shadow and bone tv

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savethegrishaverse · 1 month

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And before you ask "Hey where's Mal and Nikolai?"

Who do you think is getting scammed silly goose??

#grishaverse #six of crows #shadow and bone #netflix shadow and bone #netflix #sab #six of crows fandom #soc #saveshadowandbone #soc and ck #shitpost #im just in a silly goofy mood #third army

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vomentallyunstableladka · 5 months

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At the end of the day, it's just you and the kalesh of your life.

#zindagi hai yeh sab toh chalta rehta hai #desi shit posting #shitpost #txt #txt post #shitty text post #indian tumblr #desiblr #rant post #desi rant #indian memes

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greensaplinggrace · 9 months

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signs that alina is interested in the darkling:

she kisses him 💕

she's attracted to him 😉

she feels lonely without him and thinks about him even when he's not around

she's memorized what he smells like

she sleeps in his bed

she visits him often in their mindbond

she brings a chapel down on his head 🥰

she calls him hers 🥵

she gets jealous when other people have injured him

she tries to kill him multiple times 😍

she wants to stay with him even when she knows she shouldn't

she stabs him (penetration 👀)

she grieves him

signs that the darkling is interested in alina:

he romances her

he collars her 👀

he tries to kidnap her often 💕💖

he threatens her true love

he visits her through the mind bond and is lonely without her

he kisses her

he offers her a throne

he gives her his real name

he teases her by leaving the mindbond early the same way she did earlier😉

he calls her his

he falls to his knees as she brings a chapel down on his head

he wants to see her after he's back from the dead 🥰

he stabs her (penetration 👀) through the hand to regain his body 😍

signs that mal is interested in the darkling:

he watches alina kiss him and engage in strange psychosexual relations without stopping her

he admits to finding the darkling's confidence attractive

he helps alina try to kill him 💕

I hope this helps anybody who's confused about the relationship dynamics! 🥰

#i wish i had what they have 😔#its truly the high romance of the century #grishaverse #shadow and bone #sab #darklina #alina starkov #the darkling #aleksander morozova #suggestive #shitposting #myramblings #longpost #long post

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desiladyindepressionxx · 3 months

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Idiots

Mahan idiots

Iske baad aate hai horror movies ke members

#desiblr #desi #desi quotes #shitpost #desi memes #memes #desi shit posting #desi tumblr #horror movies #ke sab pagal hote hai

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hauntedbythenarrative · 1 year

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Genya + textposts (sab s2)

+ ruin and rising

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dontwakeup-ishu · 3 months

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Ab koi chipi chipi chapa chapa kyu nahi karta ?

#bhul gaye sab 🥲#txt post #dark academia #desiblr #shitpost

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lilisouless · 6 days

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Kaz : it’s not right

Inej laughing: it was funny

Kaz: it was not, Matthias beat me at Monopoly…MATTHIAS!

Inej: If it helps, it wasn’t a lot of ability, he was mostly lucky, he got good cards and the dice fell a lot in his favor, other things were pretty much adviced like Nina. Also you kind of deserved that for being an asshole last time when you put him on jail the whole game and then mocked him

Kaz: But how was he so lucky? I certainly know how to cheat in Monopoly but him? He didn’t even took out the ga…

Kaz: oh that motherfuc-

….

Kaz in the darkness with a candle:It was you

Wylan waking up : AAAAAH!

Jesper: WHAT THE FUCK,KAZ?!

Kaz kneeling on the bed over Wylan : you were the one that set up the game,you put the cards on the perfect order for Matthias to get the good ones

Wylan: that’s absurd! How do you think i could ever be capable of that?

Kaz: you are a math genius

Wylan:…

Wylan: i want to take the compliment but I’ll fall in the trap. Anyway, Kaz,Matthias beat you,get over it. Also, even if I did somehow did the cards thing,there’s no way that’s the only thing that made him win.

Kaz: it’s true,that’s why you had the dice be manipulated…BY HIM! (points the light at Jesper) Jesper moved the dice by your request , probably you whored yourself out for that

Wylan: Kaz, this is just…

Jesper: i am so sorry,Kaz! I didn’t want to, but he seduced me!

Wylan: what seduction? I only said “please”

Jesper: duh! That’s what i mean!

Kaz: I don’t blame you,Jesper. Also realized that Nina was on it , she had been telling jokes the whole game,which would make Inej laugh and it will distract me to put two and two until it was too late..

Jesper: way too late,it’s 1 am

Wylan: you are not exactly right,Nina didn’t knew the whole plan or even that Matthias was supposed to win,just that she had to keep Inej laughing

Kaz: how much did you pay her?

Wylan : well, i said “want to make Kaz suffer?” And she said “yes” before I could even finish. I tried to give her some kruge when the plan worked but she gave them back and said “Kaz’s loser face was everything that i could have asked in this word”

#netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #grishaverse #nina zenik #crooked kingdom #inej ghafa #soc shitpost #grishaverse incorrect quotes #shadow and bone #grishaverse shitpost #sab netflix #six of crows incorrect quotes

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multifandomconfusion · 1 year

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