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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 13 days

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Grishaverse textposts I made based on things my friends and I have actually said. In real life

Part 24 (??)

Jesper: My life is held together with sticky tape

Kaz: I never sleep and yet I sleep far too much

Kaz: Philosophers in Greece would’ve talked about me

Nina, in Fjerda: *sends outfit photo*

Jesper, over text: like it slayed but you do look like you never let your kids eat candy and bake three loaves of bread a day

Jesper, over text: with love 🫶

Wylan: He makes such a big deal out of my mistakes, it’s like he has a problem specifically with me

Inej: You should report him

Kaz: You should report- actually, you know what? Just kill him

Everyone: *shocked laughter*

*playing cards*

Jesper: You won the first game and I won the second, so it’s a draw. We’ll have to fight to the death

Wylan: You know there is this thing called a decider match. Maybe slightly less dramatic than fighting to the death, but

Jesper: We can do that then, I guess

Wylan: You guess

Jesper: I guess

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lilisouless · 5 months

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Mal: It´s true! i saw an unicorn back in Novyi Zem

Alina: Mal...we were starving, tired-

Nikolai: i want what you were smoking

Mal: I saw it! it was with that kid we meet

Zoya: you think unicorns are real? how old are you?

Mal: you are right! its impossible! thanks for telling me that Mrs Dragon Queen with her were demon husband, when are you writing to your zombie raising child? Because my former sunray wife that i was born to amplify would love to meet her and maybe visit my half siren long lost cousin! Maybe i should tell her that her brother is a tree now

Alina: "snikers" Baghra fucked a fish

Zoya: just because SOME crazy stuff exist doesn't mean everything will ,some things are fictional, like unicorns.

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Wylan: Why do you never take off her hat?

Jesper: Molly is very attached to it, it makes her feel complete

Jesper whispering to the horse´s ear: its okay, he is trustworthy, the secret is safe with him

#netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #wylan van eck #nina zenik #malyen oretsev #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #zoya nazyalensky #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #grishaverse spoilers #shadow and bone spoilers #not the unicorn just the other things mal listed #sab incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #shadow and bone incorrect quotes

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sky-neverending · 6 months

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it’s backkkkkk

#sky’s stardust #six of crows #shadow and bone netflix #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #nina zenik #wesper #soc incorrect quotes #sab incorrect quotes #sab memes #soc memes #six of crows incorrect quotes #shadow and bone incorrect quotes

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hauntedbythenarrative · 1 year

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Genya + textposts (sab s2)

+ ruin and rising

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multifandomconfusion · 1 year

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Jesper: Wylan, you can’t move in with Nina.

Wylan: Why not?

Jesper: Well, um, how are you going to feel when she sees you without any makeup?

Wylan: I’m not wearing makeup right now.

Jesper: Holy shit, you’re beautiful.

#nina and wylan as roomies <3 #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #wesper incorrect quotes #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #sab s2 #sab incorrect quotes #wylan hendriks

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ryoryeonggu · 1 year

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Mal: I've always been a little anxious. Mal: Then I died. Mal: Which did NOT calm me down.

#mal oretsev #malyen oretsev #shadow and bone #sab #incorrect quotes #sab incorrect quotes #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #source: julie and the phantoms

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five-of-cr · 7 months

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these-conquered-woodlands · 23 days

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kaz: I've been expecting you, Inej.

inej: How did you do that without turning around?

kaz: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #this quote is what i thought of when i first saw the scene in sab where inej and kaz interact for the first time lol #grishaverse #six of crows #soc #soc incorrect quotes #shadow and bone #kanej

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appolinyou · 3 months

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Kaz and Matthias:/Arguing and swearing/ Inej to Wylan: Don't worry, they don't hate each other, In fact, they even have friendship bracelets Jesper: Oh yes, Kaz, so I'm your best friend, and I don't have a bracelet like that! Kaz turned to Jesper in the middle of an argument with Matthias: Jesper, are you an idiot? We've got friendship pistols! Or is it a joke for you?

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emmedoesntdomath · 11 months

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*jesper and wylan getting arrested*

officer, glaring at them both: anything you would like to confess?

jesper, glaring right back: nope

officer, nodding, writing on his pad: guilty

jesper, sputtering: but- what???

officer, ignoring him, turning to wylan: and you?

wylan, doing his best impression of a baby duckling: nope

officer, eyes narrowing:

wylan, blinking innocently:

officer, nodding again, writing on his notes: must have gotten lost

jesper, who knows that ALL successful parts of the plan were wylan’s and not his: oh come on-

#six of crows #soc #soc netflix #jesper fahey #jesper #jesper x wylan #soc wylan #soc jesper #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #wesper #shadow and bone #sab s2 #jack wolfe #kit young #leigh bargudo #ketterdam #emme’s bad ideas #emme’s incorrect quotes

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popularghost · 11 months

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merchling (affectionate) babygirl (derogatory)

#six of crows #wesper #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #jesper llewellyn fahey #wylan hendriks #wylan van sunshine #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #grishaverse #kit young #jack wolfe #SoC #soc incorrect quotes #sab

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ladymarvel27 · 9 months

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Jesper: Fuck the rich. Wylan, rich: Yes, please.

#jesper fahey #six of crows #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #shadow and bone #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #sab s1 #sab s2 #jesper x wylan #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #shadow and bone memes #grishaverse memes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #wesper incorrect quotes #wesper

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lilisouless · 5 months

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Jesper: we have got to beat that

Wylan: why?

Jesper: Because Nina thinks Matthias and her and a hotter couple than we are

Wylan: so?

Jesper: we have to go upstairs to have a lot of sex and prove them wrong!

Wylan: you have to stop this competivite okay? its crazy. I mean, just to impress Nina you want me to go upstairs and have sex over,over and over and...why i am saying "no" to this? grab yout coat!

#original: friends #six of crows incorrect quotes #netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #crooked kingdom #soc incorrect quotes #sab incorrect quotes

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somelokivariant · 1 year

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Kaz: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Wylan: ...I did. I broke it.

Kaz: No. No you didn't. Jesper?

Jesper: Don't look at me. Look at Matthias.

Matthias: What?! I didn't break it.

Jesper: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Matthias: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Jesper: Suspicious.

Matthias: No, it's not!

Inej: If it matters, probably not, but Nina was the last one to use it.

Nina: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Inej: But then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Nin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Inej!

Wylan: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kaz.

Kaz: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Jesper: Kaz... Kuwei's been awfully quiet.

Kuwei: REALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Kaz, to a camera 10 minutes later: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Kaz: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Kaz: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here

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hauntedbythenarrative · 1 year

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Kaz Brekker + textpost

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multifandomconfusion · 11 months

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Tamar: I’m a lesbian.

Nikolai: I thought you were Shu.

#shadow and bone #sab #sab incorrect quotes #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #tamar kir bataar #tamadia #nikolai lantsov #sab s2 #grishaverse #grishaverse incorrect quotes

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