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starlostseungmin · 22 days

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husband!chan

✰ notes: the second entry of husband!skz series!! this is just for the meantime since my brain is still not ready to write a lot. i hope you guys enjoy!! not proofread. DO NOT FORGET TO REBLOG, COMMENT AND LEAVE TAGS! thank you <33

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Husband Chan who got down on one knee and asked, “Will you marry me?” on a private beach—just the two of you—because it was his ideal proposal and you gladly said yes.

Husband Chan who took you to (name of country) for your honeymoon.

Husband Chan who would take you to Sydney for a vacation and meet his family.

Husband Chan who suggested to make Berry as your child while you were still thinking about having literal kids. It doesn’t matter how long, he only needs you and Berry to make him happy.

Husband Chan who has seven children to feed and declare you as his wife.

Husband Chan who puts you first before everything.

Husband Chan who loves to send pictures with the caption “For your eyes only,” and giggles to himself while reading your replies saying how much he looks cute or handsomeーhe can imagine your reactions.

Husband Chan who loves movie nights and lets you decide which one you’d be watching so you better wear the most comfortable clothes and prepare a bucket of popcorn.

Husband Chan who cooks you a lot of food and loves spoon-feeding you because you are his precious baby.

Husband Chan who pretends he doesn’t know about you stealing his hoodies. He doesn’t mind and gets all giddy when you wear them since they look cute on you. “I’m not giving them back,” You said. “What’s mine is yours, baby,” He smiled.

Husband Chan who invites you out on a dinner date on a casual weekend because he knows you would enjoy it. After dinner you would stroll around the city, holding hands.

Husband Chan who carries you to your shared bed when he finds you sleeping on the couch while waiting for him to come home from work.

Husband Chan who writes love songs about you and gets teased by Han and Changbin.

Husband Chan who gives you the silent treatment but can’t put up with it for hours so he just pretends nothing happened and cuddles you.

Husband Chan who knows what exactly you want when you’re upset and would gladly take you in his arms. He never leaves your side unless you want some space but you can’t be away from him for too long.

Husband Chan who scolds you when you are not resting enough when he’s out there overworking himself. You decided that both of you should take a few days off which he willingly agreed to so he can spend more time with you.

Husband Chan who lets himself be vulnerable when he’s with you because you’re the only one with whom he could let it all out.

Husband Chan who loves to spoil you with hugs whenever you need them.

Husband Chan who listens and understands whatever situation and dilemmas you have without any judgments rather he reassures you that everything will be okay. He gives you his full support for your decisions.

Husband Chan who knows everyone in the industry so he knows a lot of controversies. He would share them with you on a random Sunday to gossip and giggle.

Husband Chan who loves to make dad jokes and relays pick-up lines just to make you laugh. He gets embarrassed when it’s not funny so he hides in the bathroom until you get over it.

Husband Chan whose love languages are physical touch, words of affirmation, and acts of service.

Husband Chan who has the most precious smile and laughs adorably makes your heart leap.

Husband Chan whom you love the most in the world and will not let anything hurt him.

Husband Chan whom you want to spend the rest of your life with, forever and always.

Husband Chan who will never leave, never lets you go, and never allow you to divorce him because there’s no reason to begin with. He loves you, you love him, same story.

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spiceofvy · 25 days

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🐙 here. again. How about Stray Kids as sugar babies? I don't mean that they're like, broke, but like if their partner treats them so much and so often that the sugar baby sugar parent jokes speak for themselves.

Anyway, who likes what kind of gifts; such as For-maximum-eyecandy-effect, being taken to events, cool tech, treated to food, that sort of thing. ...something around those lines, I mean, you're the writer so maybe you got a cooler spin on this.

Am currently unemployed and can't treat nobody rn but I feel the itch to be a sugar parent nowdays.

Hope you knock em dead ✌️

Spoiling SKZ with gifts

cws: fluff, gender neutral reader, two sensual innuendos (hyunjin, jeongin)

Chan: Noooo don't buy him things. He is the one that wants to spoil you instead. That's like his duty in the relationship. But he will wear anything and everything you buy for him. Especially if it's skzoo merch, but only if you also get something matching for yourself or else he will get it for you. Will pout and blush when you give him something but when someone asks him about it he will proudly tell everyone that you got it for him.

Minho: Shamelessly asks for things he likes but only he is 100% percent sure that you don't mind spending money on him and actually enjoy buying him stuff. Would totally love some expensive cat toys, or those treat dispensers that cats have to activate by pressing a button or solving a puzzle. Also enjoys being taken to super fancy restaurants, but he always insists on paying for the dessert. Once send you a picture of a fancy kitchen appliance as a joke and was very shocked when you actually got it for him.

Changbin: Our rich boy makes a challenge out of it. Who can spend more money on the other? Doesn't love to go out to restaurants but likes to get luxury takeout instead. Also enjoys a lot of expensive workout gear. Sends you even more workout pics afterwards. Answers any gift of yours with one of his own. Also shares every piece of food with you that you paid for and asks you to come to the gym with him so you can see him in the new gear.

Hyunjin: Less shameless than Minho, he wont straight up ask for things but instead sometimes just sends you links to stuff he likes. Especially likes being taken out to art shows or galleries. Or full shopping trips. Always models the stuff you got him afterwards for you. Especially when it's jewelry or perfume he wears only the jewelry and the perfume. Will totally tell the other boys that you paid for it, like the proud sugar baby he is.

Jisung: Mostly asks for food. Like snacks and (imported) candy. Ask absolutely shamelessly for it. Especially at food stands, picks like every different taste and makes you try it with him. Gets super happy about the good food. Also likes to be taken out to carnivals and theme parks. Prepare to pay and wear silly headbands and pose for all the photo ops. Also always buys you something in return.

Felix: Really enjoys being treated like that. Blushes dark red when you give him something and thanks you by plastering kisses all over your face. Especially like some fancy gaming equipment or lootboxes or genshin pulls. Totally shows off his new equipment to you and brags about it towards the others. Would never directly ask for anything, except for plushies. He gives them names and then treats them like they are your children.

Seungmin: Was really shy when you started to buy things for him. But he actually enjoys being spoiled. Mostly baseball tickets and manga. Really impressed when you know a new release before him. Gets soft about those gifts and treasures them a lot. Always blushes a little when he gets something from you. Invites you out for dinner shortly after you gifted him something.

Jeongin: Really enjoys being spoiled, full maknae mode. Loves getting clothes and short vacations. But always pays you back afterwards. Models the clothes, and gets you something matching. Massage your shoulders on the beach you took him too. Surely only with the intention to spread sun protection on your shoulders and back. Don't mind his hands wandering lower, and his pretty new clothes landing on the ground.

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yngtort · 5 months

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— Hate to love you

NSFW ★

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Xfem!reader • mdni • established relationship • cheating • choking • hate sex in which hyunjin finds out about your affair and decides to put you in your place

Anonymous : Oof I loooved your jealous fwb Felix fic ♥️ When you have time could you please make a jealous Hyunjin fic? It’s one of my favorite tropes 🥵

It had been two years since you got married. Two years of hyunjin having to deal with your complete and utter disrespect, and he’s just about had it.

You were a spoiled fucking brat. Spending all his money on obscene things, stuff that you didn’t even need. Designer clothes that you never wore filled up both yours and his closet.

and let’s not even get to that mouth of yours. Your tongue was always sharp with blonde, not holding back a single insult. You both argued like hell over small shit like breathing the same air. but y’all blew it so far out of proportion to the point where it becomes a full on war between you too.

And when you weren’t arguing, you weren’t talking at all.

But Hyunjin didn’t blame you for your attitude towards him. you were ripped out of your life in a matter of days Just to satisfy your parents expectations. trust him, he didn’t take lightly to the thought either. He ransacked the house when he found out, flipping out on his parents and tossing old relic vases into the walls. He was just as pissed as you were.

That is, until the day he met you.

Love at first sight, that’s what it was. You were a lot younger back then — your hair was shorter, face was warmer, and your voice was like silk as you begged him to call off the wedding.

“We both don’t want this.” You said with tearful and dejected eyes, hands trembling as you latched onto the hem of his dress shirt.

You looked at him the same way when you walked down the aisle of the church.

and during your honeymoon,

and at the birth of your kids,

You hated him with every fiber of your being and he knew it.

So he allowed you to be the snobby bitch that you are to him. It’s the price he’d have to pay for locking you away with a ring.

But there was one thing he could not stand the thought of, You deceiving him and going behind his back to be with another man. so he’s absolutely fuming as he stares at the photos on his phone. You’re seen walking hand in hand into a brothel with some long haired blondie. Had it not been for the fact that he’d just cut and dyed his hair, hyunjin would’ve thought it was him that you were with in these photos.

it was sickening, seeing articles alluding that you had been spending money —his money— on a male escort. Writers degrade the integrity of his character and your relationship— ridiculing his fathers company.

And it’s all your fault.

So you’re gonna pay for it.

It’s eerily quiet when you walk into the house. Not that it was ever loud or anything, but usually you could hear the faint sound of your kids playing in their room— tv running and soft giggles ringing in your ears.

But today, you were met by complete and utter silence. “I’m home,” you say to no one in particular, shrugging your jacket off your shoulders and hanging it on the coat rack.

You step deeper into the house, peeking in each room until you’ve reached hyunjin’s office. The door was ajar which threw you off completely. It was always kept locked unless he was here.

But he was supposed to be at the company today.

“Hyunjin.” You peeked your head in, immediately meeting with the man you wedded. He was leant on his desk, cigarette between his lips as his dark eyes stared back at you.

“What are you doing here? Where’s my children?"Hyunjin chuckled at the question, head shaking at you as you looked at him— trying to figure out what’s so funny.

He took a long, long drag from the cig, blowing the smoke out into the air right after. “I decided they needed a night away from their cheating mother,"

You sighed hearing his words, “I wanted to take them out to dinner.”

“You’re not even gonna deny it?” Hyunjin said with a scoff, clear disgust written across his face.

"There’s articles out about it now. There’s no point in lying” your shrug, “just buy off the writer or something. Your reputation won’t be tarnished for long.”

Hyunjin laughed in complete disbelief. You really didn’t care about any of this. It was all just a game to you, he was a game to you.

He put the cigarette before pushing off the desk and walking over to you, a tall figure towering down. “I can’t believe you.”

“I let you do what you want, walk over me and spend every dime…and this is what I get in return?” He snaps, voice laced with fire. “Had I known that you’d turn out to be a whore, I wouldn’t have married you.”

“I never asked for this, I never asked to be your wife.”

"And yet, here we are," Hyunjin countered, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "You're married to me, y/n. You're the mother of my children. So, I expect you to act with some semblance of decency and respect.”

“And if I don’t?” You tested, taking a step forward as you pressed a finger to his chest. “just what are you gonna do about-“

It only took a few seconds, so swift and fast that you couldn’t even register the stinging pain of your back slamming into the wall and a hand wrapping around your neck.

“I’ll teach you how to respect me,” he growled as he held you there. your hands instinctively grip his wrist, nails digging into his skin. “You’ll learn your place in this house and you will never disobey me again.”

“I’ll never respect you, I hate you.” You bite, trying to fight your way out of his hold but hyunjins grip his firm— just barely enough to let you breathe.

"you hate me so much, yet you had to go find a man that looks exactly like me?" Hyunjin said, a smirk brewing on his face. “doesn’t seem like hatred to me.”

He watches in amusement as you visibly tense. Maybe the guy did resemble your husband, but so what? You didn’t pick him specifically for that reason….you think. All that sass your little body had, flew right out of the window as he closed the distance between the two of you.

“Tell me, was he even half as good as me? Or are you just a slut that enjoys sloppy dick?” He taunts as his free hand slides its way into your leggings and over your cunt.

“F-fuck you” you stuttered, feeling his fingers rub against your clothed folds— wetness seeping through the fabric.

“That's right. Fuck me, and only me.” Hyunjin whispers into your ear as his slinder fingers pass your panties into your sopping hole. He pumps them with ease, making sure to press against your cervix to draw out those loud moans of yours.

“Ngh, stop it..”you slur out, trying so hard not to submit but his fingers were working you good, your knees are just four more pumps from giving out. “hate you s’much..”

“That’s okay, baby.” He said, nose brushing against yours— “just gotta fuck you until you love me.”

With that, hyunjin latched his lips onto yours, eating up every moan you let out as he fingers you against the wall, thumb circling your clit in tight circles. N you’re like that for while, melting away with every thrust until your back arched— sending your chest against his.

Hyunjin smirks feeling you gush all over him, walls clenching and sucking on his digits for more, “such an easy little girl. Horny for anyone who bats an eye at you.” He teases as he frees his pulls back.

You’re so weak, almost sliding the wall— but your husband doesn’t let you.“S-stop it! Put me down!” You protest as He hoists you up, forcibly wrapping your legs around himself as he leads you to his desk.

He ignores your cries and places you there, pushing down on your back. Paper’s scrunching under you, pens dropping to the floor as you’re spread out for him to take.

Hyun hisses as he yanks your bottoms down, astonished at how your cunt glistened under his desk light. “so wet and yet you cry for me to stop.”

“t-that’s because-“

“Because you’re a whore? I know that already.” He said before kneeling down, coming face to face with your need. Gently he pushes his head forward, and in one swift motion, his tongue plunges into your slick heat, groaning as your taste coats his tongue.

Your head falls back, mewls leaving your lips as he devours your sensitive cunt. Tongue lapping over the bud, making you completely dizzy.

“Hyun, fuck, just like that, mm gonna cum” you cried, high just a few steps away.

“Don’t you dare.” Hyun grunts before pulling back, denying you release before two fingers plunging into you instead. “you don’t deserve it.”

“No, no, please.” You sob, legs closed around his wrist as he finger Fucks for the second time today. “‘Mm sorry,”

Hyun chuckles darkly, “you’re not sorry, but you will be soon.” He groans, replacing his fingers with his cock, slowly pushing in. Inch by inch he fills you up, nestling deep inside, his hands holding your thighs open.

He slams his hips forward, heavy girth railing you with no remorse, claiming your tightness as his own.

“Dumb girl.” Thrust, “Can’t keep your legs closed” Thrust, “needa wash your filthy cunt out with my cum” Thrust.

He growls lowly as he feels himself getting closer to the edge, his cock throbbing inside of you. "You’re gonna be a good loyal wife now, aren't you? Let me use you when I want?"

“Y-yes, I’ll be s’good.” you answer, barely even there— mind lost in a headspace you’ve never even explored before. “Yours, y/ns yours.”

“Say it, “ Hyun bites out, his fingers digging into your hips as he pulls back before slamming forward again, the force of his movements causing your body to jerk forward each time. “Tell me you love me.”

“Fuck, I-I love you..love you s’much hyunie.”

With a final thrust, Hyunjin hips slam against yours, pushing his dick as deep inside you as it can go before releasing his seed. His hands grip your hips tighter as he holds himself there, panting heavily as he fills you to the brim.

"That's it...that's it...gotta make more pretty babies” he rubs your tummy, slowly pumping his load deeper into you and making you whine.

Hyunjin slowly reels back, dick leaving your hole with a wet pop. “I love you so much, beautiful.”

“Love you more.”

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bruh-2004 · 7 months

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SKZ REACTING TO: "Baby, I'm pregnant"

➢ CHAN

The first reaction Chan would have upon receiving the news would be to stare at you in place, widening his smile as the penny drops;

He would be very happy and excited, Chan would grab you by the waist and spin you in the air, giving you lots of kisses on your face and lips as he placed you on the ground;

His protective mode would be automatically activated, he would be very helpful and would take care of you as if you were already in the last month of pregnancy;

You would talk a lot about what names you would give the baby depending on its gender, you would make lots of plans to move to a bigger house and build a beautiful room for the baby.

➢ MINHO

He would be excited from the beginning, hugging you tightly and thanking you for getting pregnant;

Minho wouldn't be as helpful as Chan, in fact he would tease you about the fact that you would be limited in doing things, so you wouldn't be able to complain about him not doing them;

However, his fun would end when the penny dropped and he realized that he was the one who would have to do things, so it would be his turn to provoke him;

Despite everything, Minho would somehow make your pregnancy lighter and easier to deal with.

➢ CHANGBIN

Wow, Changbin would be the type to be happy like a child, ok in this context it's peculiar, but that would be his reaction, jumping like a child;

When he would break the news to relatives and friends he would say "we are pregnant" making you laugh a lot;

Changbin would have a small existential crisis at some point during his pregnancy, wondering how he would be able to take good care of a child;

But soon this crisis would pass and he would begin to feel confident with your help.

➢ FELIX

Felix's feelings upon receiving the news would be mixed, he loves children and gets along well with them so obviously he would be happy, but a child of HIS would make him a little scared;

The kind of person who searches for videos and tips on how to be a good father;

Over time he would feel more confident and comfortable with being a father, Felix would help you make decisions and stop you from doing heavy work;

He would like to sleep with his head on your belly, expecting to hear something or feel the baby kicking your belly.

➢ HYUNJIN

A scared kitten at first, he would pace from side to side making you laugh at his desperation;

After an hour he would have started to think calmly and would be very happy, apologizing for his first reaction with a hug;

Hyunjin would do everything to try to provide you with the best pregnancy possible, he would never leave you alone and would always make you smile and create plans for your future as parents;

In general, he would try to handle everything lightly, always thinking about the positive aspects of having a child.

➢ JEONGIN

LITERALLY a scared kitten, Jeongin would be completely paralyzed, unresponsive, wondering if not using a condom last time was the right thing;

You would have to calm him down and have a somewhat serious conversation, but everything would work out and he would start to see the good side of the situation;

After a week of receiving the news he would be very excited, if he doubts it even more than you do;

Jeongin would be even cuter than usual with you, he would be your biggest support during your pregnancy.

➢ SEUNGMIN

He would be a little like Jeongin, but a little less scared, he would be able to reason the news faster;

Being a father so soon wasn't yet in his plans, but despite it being a daunting challenge he would be completely willing to go through everything with you;

Seungmin would want to spoil you a lot every day, whether it's giving you gifts, taking you for a walk or buying things you want to eat;

You would be SO happy to know that he would be the father of your child, he would try his hardest every day to learn how to take care of a child.

➢JISUNG

THE MOST EXCITED OF ALL WITHOUT A SHADOW OF DOUBT!!!;

He would be excited about the fact that he was going to be a father right away, you would be pampered and kissed for the rest of the day;

Every day he would give name ideas for your son, it would be a name more beautiful and meaningful than the other, it would warm your heart a lot;

Jisung would literally be the type to wake up at dawn with you, go out to buy things you asked for and stay awake with you, sleeping only after you fell asleep (but of course before going to sleep he would kiss your belly <3).

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catindabag · 5 months

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One of my THG buddies kept asking me about the fate of District 13 in my TBOSAS on Crack!AU yesterday. So this is just me clarifying some random D13 stuff in this weird universe.

So what happened to D13? Here are the facts:

D13 and its citizens are still alive and pretty much hiding from the Ravinstill Regime.

Funny thing is, all of the Capitol Nobles are well aware of the fact that D13 is still alive and kicking. Even Coryo and his scheming grandmother knew about D13’s fate after the Dark Days.

However, the Ancient and Noble House Ravinstill and their sacred Bichon Frisé puppies ordered everyone to pretend that District 13 doesn’t exist anymore.

This is to protect the last remaining working marbles of crazy President Ravinstill and Class President Felix.

So District 13 is now and forever officially renamed by the Capitol Nobles as the “Mole Kingdom” ruled by the mole people.

As long as you are a certified rebel who lives underground, you are now considered a “mole person” by the Capitol.

In short, all of Panem knows about the truth of D13 and its mole people. However, instead of confronting or siding with the remaining mole rebels, everyone just agreed to ignore the Mole Kingdom’s existence after the war.

Also, after the 24 OG Mentors ended the Hunger Games forever and replaced it with ✨Panemvision✨, President Ravinstill made sure that no mole person is allowed to join the competition for rebelling against him and his ✨Bichon Frisé Cult✨.

This is also a way to punish the mole kingdom for rebelling against the Ravinstill Regime and accidentally killing the ever gorgeous Crassus Xanthos Snow.

And yes, President Ravinstill is still sadly allergic to “freedom” and mole people.

But because of ✨The Great Mole Ban✨, the mole kingdom and its mole people are now angry at the fact that they can’t join and compete in ✨Panemvision✨ for fun.

All the Districts’ excited children are now busy volunteering themselves and their most talented individuals left and right for ✨Panemvision✨. The prize was just too good to pass. I mean, who wouldn’t want to win free money, a big house, and lots of food for one’s family and District?!

Meanwhile, the mole people are just stuck living in their little underground bunkers without any real entertainment to distract them from their impending doom.

Years later, in Katniss Everdeen’s timeline, ✨Panemvision✨ is still the best show in the history of Panem!🥳

The ✨SnowPlinth Dynasty✨ is now the most powerful and influential family ever.

Sejanus Plinth-Snow is still the beloved President of Panem.

Former President Felix Ravinstill retired early in order to take care of his 40 fluffy fat cats with Androcles Anderson and their 12 Hello Kitty loving children.

Festus and Persephone’s meat stew loving dumpster diving kids even married into the ✨SnowPlinth Dynasty✨. The Creeds and the Prices finally linked their crazy bloodline back with the Snows and the Ravinstills.

And yes, Coryo and Sejanus did have 24 kids (and more), making Strabo and Ma Plinth the happiest grandparents ever.

After Sejanus and Coryo’s oldest son married Festus and Persephone’s oldest daughter, ✨The Great Sandwich Quartet Alliance✨ was officially formed.

And when Sejanus and Coryo’s oldest daughter married Felix Ravinstill’s oldest son, ✨The Great Pact of The Royal Hello Kitty Blood✨ was finally signed and secured for the greater good of Panem.

Tigris is still a tiger. Lol. But at least she now has several available nephews and nieces to spoil and design clothes for.

The ever gorgeous “First Lady” Coryo Plinth-Snow is still busy taking care of their 40 Snowjanus grandchildren and 10 Snowjanus great grandchildren.

He is also known as the beloved ✨King of Roses✨ and the true ✨Sandwich Queen of Panem✨.

Festus Creed still dumpster dives with Pup, Sejanus, and Coryo every weekend.

Hilarius and Wovey are still the best apple berry pie dealers of the country.

Clemensia and Reaper are still praying for normalcy.

Dill is still the best Mayor of District 11 and the smartest best friend of Former President Felix Ravinstill.

Treech and Lamina are still providing the best firewood and axes for Vipsania and Gaius.

The old Capitol Zoo is still ruled by the “sacred” rabid raccoons and wild squirrels.

Tigris Snow is now the ✨Queen✨ of Panem’s fashion industry along with the Ring Twins and their ✨Pajama Onesie Empire✨.

Dennis and Hy are still the secret kings of Panem’s Black Market Industry.

Arachne is still suing for her ✨Sandwich Queen✨ title.

Iphigenia is now the most famous food merchant in Panem. But she still sucks at handling money.

Mizzen and Persephone are still the eternal rulers of their ✨Pizza Palace Empire✨ and the accursed junk food industry.

Seneca is now the current biggest disappointment of the Crane family for working as a professional pizza delivery guy for Mizzen and Percy’s infamous empire.

Livia and her annoying children are still running and ruling the largest bank of Panem.

Lucy Gray is still the reigning ✨Queen✨ of the Capitol’s entertainment and music industry.

Billy Taupe is still banned for life.

Palmyra Monty is still banned from cooking.

Androcles is still the best professional kleptomaniac to ever walk on earth.

The Covey and its growing members are now the most popular band of the country, making Katniss Everdeen a nepo baby by default.

Lucy Gray is still happily married to Panini Panlo and his hair curlers for fun. They now have 5 curly haired children and 12 music loving grandchildren.☺️

Maude Ivory is still illegally selling popcorn balls and cookies for extra cash.

Mockingjays and Jubilee’s kind are still banned from the Capitol because Coryo, Coral, Reaper, Urban, and Treech are still tragically allergic to weird talking birds.

Coral and Festus are still ✨war baddies✨ who do “martial arts” every Friday.

Marcus is still denying his own existence, but is now working under District 2’s beloved immortal Mayor, Mr. Rocky Rock O’Rolly.

Lysistrata and Domitia are still the proud leaders of the ✨SnowPlinth Fan Club✨.

Dancing King Tanner is still the reigning crazy Dairy King and Mayor of District 10. He happily married Domitia Whimsiwick and her cows to rule D10 forever.😎

And yes, Lizzie is still selling her illegal ✨miracle pills✨ for fun.

First Lady Coryo Plinth-Snow even started his own secret ✨Cabbage Soup & Lima Bean Cult✨ with Felix, Festus, and Pup. In truth, they just wanted their grandchildren and great grandchildren to become close friends.

Florus is still allergic to rain. However, he now knows how to use an umbrella without getting wet.

Pup is now living in a luxurious cruise ship with a couple of retired and underpaid sailors and Peacekeepers.

Urban and Io Jasper are still busy finding the shrouded mysteries of love and the secrets of the universe.

Juno and Bobbin are still throwing insults at each other. However, their children and grandchildren are good friends for some reason.

Brandy is still living her best werewolf life.

Poor Hilarius is currently fighting for his inheritance (again) because his rebellious nephew (Plutarch Heavensbee) just disowned him and his beloved chihuahua out of the blue for no reason at all.🥲

At least homeless Hilarius Heavensbee is now happily staying at the Presidential Palace as a temporary live-in nanny for Sejanus and Coryo’s grandchildren and great grandchildren.

And D13 is still planning to launch a second rebellion against President Plinth-Snow and his friends.

In truth, D13 and its unfortunate, sad, and deprived mole children are just really obsessed with ✨Panemvision✨. They have been loyally watching, subscribing, and following the most popular show in Panem since its weird birth. Since its debut! Since its first season! Since the day they saw crazy Lucy Gray tried to strangle and throw Mizzen the Gremlin offstage for almost ruining her best performance (ever).

Some mole children even tried to contact and convince President Sejanus and former President Felix that District 13 still exist. However, because of Ravinstill’s irreversible war trauma, they still haven’t gotten a single reply from the Capitol.🥲

Of course, their evil Mole President (Alma Coin) still wants to declare war against President Sejanus for some reason.

Honestly, Alma Coin just wants to control the country, imprison the 24 OG Mentors in a mental institution, and become the ✨Eternal Star of Panem✨.

But Seji Pie doesn’t even give a flying f*ck about District 13 and it’s rebellious mole children. He’s too busy making another child with Coryo to truly notice Alma Coin’s threats and messages.😌💅

Meanwhile, when little Prim was reaped for ✨Panemvision✨, Katniss Nepo Baby Everdeen immediately volunteered and stole her sweet sister’s spot.

However it’s not because she wanted to “save” her little sister from being “forced” to sing on stage, but because the ✨Girl on Fire✨ really wanted to compete and become the ✨Star of Panem✨ that year.

And because of that, little Primrose never forgave Katniss for stealing her only opportunity to join their ever famous crazy grandaunt (Lucy Gray) and her booming music business in the Capitol.

Prim even tried to contact Lucy Gray’s grumpy husband with Gale’s help, but old man Panlo thought that they were just trying to take his crazy wife’s life and money. So the Panini Man hanged up and blocked them from his phone.😂

So bitter Prim and her cat are now the first anti-fans of the ✨Girl on Fire✨.😔

On the other hand, when Peeta “I am the bread!” Mellark was reaped for ✨Panemvision✨, Gale “I can f*ckin’ sing!” Hawthorne immediately volunteered to be with Katniss.

So the baker’s boy had to challenge an angry Gale to a dance-off battle in front of an excited crowd in order to secure his spot for the competition. This is also his first and only chance to talk to Katniss Nepo Baby Everdeen. So he had to win no matter what.

Peeta only won after executing a perfect somersault and one flawless cartwheel in front of a drunk Haymitch and a bubbly Effie Trinket.

And jealous Gale became the founding father of the anti-Peeta Mellark Fan Club.

Meanwhile, old crazy lady Lucy Gray is still busy stealing her grumpy old husband’s hair curlers after every show. #PanBaird #lovelanguage #withPaniniPanlo

And the 24 OG Mentors and their former Tributes are still good friends who usually hangout every other week to cause some chaos and traffic in Panem.

Of course, old man Mizzen is still a little gremlin through and through. He is even the main reason why the 2nd rebellion failed and never happened.

Mole President Alma Coin and her loyal minions just can’t stand a chance against Mizzen the Gremlin, crazy Persephone Creed Née Price, and their ruthless Pizza Palace Empire.😈

“You can’t start a revolution, much less a 2nd rebellion without a merciless and efficient pizza delivery service!” - Mizzen.

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minminyoonjii · 11 months

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Hi babe 😘 I wanna ask if you could do a little reader x cg skz at a carnival maybe pls have fun with this one also happy black history month 🖤🤎

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Gender Neutral! Reader|Age Regression|Wholesome|Domestic Settings|Fluffy|Tooth Rotting Sweet||Daddy! Chan|Mama! Minho|Baba! Changbin|Papa! Hyunjin|Appa! Jisung|Mommy! Felix|Dada! Seungmin|Ninnin! Jeongin|Heights Up The Ferris Wheel|Domestic|Wholesome Day|Soft and Warming|Reader Getting Spoiled|Your Caregivers Adore You

💌 This is a work of fiction, I by all means don't force ship anyone. They have the right to love whomever they want.

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"Sweetheart, I have a surprise for you," Jisung said, squishing your cheeks. "What is it, Appa?" you asked words slurred from Jisung's actions. He chuckled, "Close your eyes, sweet thing," he whispered, holding your shoulder. You did as told. "Otay," you replied, letting Jisung lead the way. "On three, open your eyes, okay?" he said, poking at your sides. Giggles slipped your lips. "No tickles, Appa," you said, squirming away from his touch. Jisung chuckled, "Okay, okay." Now, get ready, sweetheart. One, Two, Three!" he counted down, waving pink tickets in front of you.

You tilted your head, wondering why Jisung swayed them in front of you. "Huh?" you wondered. Jisung's jaw dropped. "Sweetheart, these are tickets to the Sanrio Carnival!" he exclaimed. Your eyes widened. "Really!" you exclaimed back. Jisung cooed at your awe expression, "That's right, and I got tickets for the whole family," he said, handing them to you. Minho walked into the living room. "What's going on here? Why were you shouting?" he asked, crossing his arms. Your smile widened. "Mama, Appa got us tickets to the Sanrio Carnival!" you shrieked, nuzzling Minho's stomach.

Jisung sulked. "How come he got a hug when I purchased the tickets?" he whined, puffing his cheeks. Minho tugged Jisung by the collar, locking their lips together. Jisung squeaked into the kiss before melting into it. "Appa and Mama are kissing," you giggled. Seungmin groaned, covering your eyes. "Where is the decency in this household?" he grimaced, shaking his head. "You're being silly, Dada," you said, trying to remove his hands but Seungmin held them firm. "Am I really, munchkin?" he asked, sighing. "Who's kissi- Ahh!" Hyunjin screamed, covering Seungmin's eyes.

"Why are you covering my eyes?" Seungmin asked, surprised by the sudden darkness. Hyunjin scoffed dramatically. "Children like you shouldn't watch people make out" he chastised. Minho pulled away from the kiss, "Was that enough for a thank you?" he asked. "Yes, sir," Jisung hummed, smiling. Hyunjin scoffed, "What were you two thinking? Making out in front of the children," he scolded, removing his hands from Seungmin's eyes. You furrowed your eyebrows "Mama what does making out mean?" you asked, eyes still covered behind Seungmin's hands.

Minho stared at Hyunjin before smiling, "Our cute cupcake is curious. Why don't you answer her, Hwang?" he said, removing Seungmin's hands from your eyes. Hyunjin gulped, "It's nothing lovely, nothing at all," he rambled, rubbing the back of his nape. You looked up at Minho for confirmation. He chuckled, running his fingers through your hair "Hwang's right, cupcake. It's nothing babies like you need to worry about," he said, kissing the top of your head. You puffed your cheeks "I'm not a baby," you grumbled.

Jisung chuckled, "Oh really? Are you all big, sweetheart?" he asked, cupping your cheeks. "Appa," you whined, glaring at Jisung. He cooed, "Such a feisty little thing," he said, smiling at your adorable grumpiness. Chan walked down the stairs. He took one look into the living room and made a beeline to the kitchen. "I don't know what's going on and I don't want to," Chan mumbled, pouring himself a glass of pineapple juice. Changbin reached for his protein canister "Are you feeling alright, hyung?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Never better," Chan replied, leaning against the kitchen counter. You somehow managed to wiggle out of the living room "Daddy" you said, muffled against Chan's chest. He chuckled, "Hello, baby. Mind telling Daddy why the house is so active in the morning?" he questioned, kissing your forehead. "Appa bought tickets to the Sanrio Carnival," you giggled, nuzzling deeper into his hold. Chan nodded, "I see. Do you have your clothes picked out, little one?" he asked, rubbing your back.

"Can Daddy choose with me?" you asked, batting your eyelashes. Chan cooed, "Anything for my precious baby," he said, carrying you to the bedroom. You giggled, nuzzling into his shoulder. Chan smiled, standing you up on the bed "What do you feel like wearing to the carnival, hm? Your favourite pink skirt or do you want pants?" he asked, taking out the articles of clothing. You got down from the bed, looking into your closet "Hm," you said, pursing your lips.

Chan took a step back with you, "How about this?" he asked, taking out a My Melody checkered sweater, Hello Kitty-themed skirt/pants, PomPomPurin burette, Kuromi-themed hair pins, and Cinnamonroll leg warmers. You looked at the assortment of characters, eyes sparkling "Yeah! Thank you, Daddy," you cheered, wrapping your arms around him. Chan chuckled, dressing you up "It kinda works," he mumbled, staring at the arrays of pastels donning your body. You giggled, twirling around "Do I look okay?" you asked.

"You look absolutely adorable, little one," he said, lifting you up. You wiggled in his arms causing Chan to coo "Let's go show the others your outfit, baby," he said, carrying you down. Felix made eye contact with you "Aww, sunshine. You look so pretty," he said, admiring your outfit as Chan set you down back on your feet. You smiled, eyes crinkling "Thank you, Mommy," you said, bouncing on your heels. Hyunjin gasped, "Oh my god, is that our little love?" he asked, running his hands down your outfit causing you to giggle.

"It tickles, Papa," you said, squirming under the attention. Hyunjin cooed, "Cute," he said, patting your cheek. Jeongin came down dressed up for the carnival, "Why isn't anyone ready yet?" he asked, looking for his faux glasses. Chan chuckled, "I was getting our little one dressed," he said, placing his hand on Jeongin's shoulder before walking up. Jeongin smiled, running his fingers through your hair "Gorgeous, little angel," he said, kissing your forehead. You preened, "Thank you, Ninnin," you said, hugging his waist.

Jeongin chuckled, "Let's watch your favourite cartoons while we wait for them to get ready," he said, leading you to the living room. You nodded, clicking on your shows.

It didn't take long for the others to finish getting dressed. Jeongin blew a low whistle "Aren't we just going to a carnival?" he asked, eyeing the way his hyungs dressed themselves up. Changbin chuckled, "Yes but these are uri agi's all-time favourite characters, we have to dress to impress," he said, puffing out his chest. Seungmin snorted, "Besides that claim, we just wanted to look nice for the little munchkin," he said, tucking your hair behind your ears.

You got up from the sofa, "Daddy can I wear my Kuromi shoes?" you asked, looking at Chan. "Of course, you can, little one. Wear what you like," he reassured, preparing your little bag. Minho stared at those shoes for a bit "Wear socks with those, cupcake. Wouldn't want you to have blistered on this special day," he said, patting your cheek. You nodded, "Otay, Mama," you said, scurrying off to find socks. "I'll warm up the engine," Changbin said, taking the car keys.

It was close to early noon when you got to the location, your eyes widened at the sight of the giant Hello Kitty ferris wheel "Appa, look," you whispered, pointing it out. Jisung chuckled, "Do you want to ride that first, sweetheart?" he asked, rubbing your back. "Yes, please," you said, staring at the location in awe. "Why am I getting Lotte World flashbacks?" Seungmin mumbled, looking at the setup. Felix nodded, "You're not the only one," he said, taking your little bag.

Jisung handed the tickets to the concession staff, one by one they wrapped the entrance pass around their wrist. You gasp, taking in the sights "Mama can we get Sanrio hats for everyone?" you asked, tugging Minho's sleeve. He chuckled "I don't see why not," he said, following the signs to Lady Kitty's House Shop. You beelined around the shelves picking out a hat for each caregiver. Hyunjin trailed behind you holding a basket, "You can put them here, little love," he said, patting your burette lightly.

You giggled, taking Marumofubiyori for Chan, Chococat for Minho, Badtz-Maru for Changbin, Pau Pipo for Hyunjin, Corocorokuririn for Jisung, Kabukinyantaro for Felix, Pochacco for Seungmin and Pankunchi for Jeongin. Hyunjin smiled, "Wow, you matched us up well, lovely," he praised, looking at the hats. You smiled back, "Thank you, Papa," you said, standing next to Minho as he paid. The members wore their designated hats, loving how you interpreted them through the characters.

"You thought this through didn't you, sunshine?" Felix asked, kissing your forehead. You wiggled, "Ah huh. Wanted everyone to have fun too," you said, fidgeting with your sweater. Jeongin cooed, "We love them, angel. Thank you," he said, kissing the top of your palm. You giggled, running to hide behind Changbin "My face burns," you said, muffled against Changbin's back. Jisung laughed, "Aww, sweet thing. You're so cute," he praised, rubbing your shoulders.

"Let's go to the ferris wheel, munchkin. Wouldn't you like that?" Seungmin asked, changing the subject. You nodded, taking Seungmin's hand "Let's go, Dada!" you cheered, regaining your energetic spirit. They laughed, watching you skip while holding onto Seungmin. The ferry's wheel looked small from afar but it was way taller than you expected. You hesitated going on it, "Little one, you can stay down with your Mama if you don't feel like going," Chan reassured, stroking your cheek.

You took in a deep breath "I want to go," you said, determined, Chan chuckled, "Then hold onto my hand, baby. We'll get on together," he said, leaning you into the pods. You followed Chan's step, sitting down in front of him. Your eyes widened, panic settling in. Chan rubbed your hand with his thumb "You're alright, little one. Take a look outside," he said, pointing to the window. You gasped, looking at the overview of the carnival "Wow," you said, eyes sparkling.

Chan chuckled, "Pretty isn't it, baby," he said, keeping his eyes on you. "Ah huh," you said, barely taking in what Chan said. He smiled, "Enjoy the view, baby," he said, taking a few pictures when you weren't paying attention. The ferry's wheel slowly made its descent and the ride came to an end. You waddled towards Minho "Mama, it was so pretty up there," you said, sitting on Minho's lap. He chuckled, "Oh yeah? Did you get any photos?" he asked, brushing your hair with his fingers.

"I got them, I'll send them in the group chat," Chan said, showing his phone. The Jilix twins came running towards you, "Sunshine look, it's an U*sa*ha*na plush," Felix said, handing it to you. You brushed down the plush's dress "So pretty," you whispered, admiring it. Jisung gave Chan the carnival map "There's a mini boat ride we can go down later," he proposed, pointing it out in the map. Chan nodded, "Sounds good," he said, kissing Jisung's temple.

Hyunjin, Jeongin and Seungmin came out from their pods, "What's next?" Hyunjin asked. Changbin held a pamphlet, "I got us a seat at the Sanrio Rainbow World Restaurant, we can head there first," he said, turning to Felix to help him fix his Badtz-Maru hat. Seungmin nodded, "Sounds good," he said, walking along the trail to the restaurant. "What do you feel like having, angel?" Jeongin asked, walking behind you. "Hm, a burger?" you said, uncertain.

Chan chuckled, "Sure little one, let's hope that this time there aren't any pineapples in it," he said, getting a light shiver. Felix smirked, "Didn't you say it wasn't that bad?" he teased, poking at Chan's sides. "Yeah, but still," Chan retorted, speed-walking away from Felix's pokes. The restaurant was as the name suggested rainbow-themed. At the entrance stood the large-sized figures of the characters with Hello Kitty in the middle donning the colour red.

"What colour do you want to sit in, sweetheart?" Jisung asked, looking around. "Red, please," you said, pointing to the tables. Jisung chuckled, pulling out a chair for you "Take a seat, sweet thing," he said. You nodded, sitting down. "Sunshine, you're lucky they do have burgers," he said, writing down their orders. "Do you want a Gudetama pudding for dessert?" Jeongin asked, showing you the menu. Minho perked up, "Pudding?" he questioned, looking at Jeongin.

"Yeah, they have caramel pudding," he said, pointing it out for Minho. "Yongbok-ah we'll have two of these," Minho said, giving Felix the order code. "I think that should be enough for now," Felix said, handing it to the server. Soon all the orders came, "It looks so cute," Jisung said, taking pictures of every single one. "True but does it taste good?" Seungmin questioned, taking a bite of his Cinnamonroll blue-tinted curry. He tilted his head in surprise, "It's not that bad," he shrugged, eating his lunch.

You took a bite of your burger, noticing the burn stamp of Hello Kitty on the bun. "We're going for the boat ride after lunch right?" Changbin asked, eating his PomPomPurin Omurice. Chan nodded, "It's a slow ride, just to see all the Sanrio characters so there's no need to be worried about getting sick," he said, taking a sip of his Badtz-Maru Ramen Broth. Lunch went by smoothly with everyone leaving with satisfied stomachs. "Ready for the next ride, agi-ah?" Changbin asked, holding your hand.

You nodded, "Yup! Want to see them all," you said, giddy and excited. Hyunjin cooed, "So precious," he said, taking pictures of your joy. The boat ride was staring, "Daddy look, there's U*sa*ha*na," you said, showing Chan your plush. He chuckled, "Yeah and they're wearing the same dress too," he acknowledged, giving in to your excitement. "The Strawberry King is right to her too," Jisung pointed out, watching the Sanrio characters with you.

"Munchkin look up, it's Tuxedosam and the Noranekoland," Seungmin said, gesturing to the characters. "The Little Twin Stars are here too," Felix said, snapping some pictures. "They all have their little stations, it's adorable," Hyunjin gasped, capturing as much as he could. The ride then came to an end, "It wouldn't be a carnival trip without a good old-fashion ball toss," Chan said, walking to the stalls.

Seungmin grimaced, "What do you mean old-fashion, the only thing old here is you hyung," he teased, running ahead when Chan raised his fist. You giggled, noticing a giant Cinnamonroll "Baba, it's huge," you whispered, staring at the plush. Minho crossed his arms, "It's too big to put in the house, cupcake," he said, looking at the size of it. Changbin cracked his knuckled, "I can play the game either way, it's not like it's a hundred per cent win," he said, holding the ball.

You watched Changbin throw the ball, knocking over three-quarters of the pins. He held a My Melody blanket "See," he said, handing you the prize. Chan rolled his sleeves, "Let me try," he said, aiming for the throw. He managed to hit lesser pins than Changbin causing Seungmin to laugh. The stall manager handed Chan a Keroppi keychain. "Move aside old man, I got this," Seungmin said, using his baseball skills to throw the ball only for it to miss entirely.

Chan held back a laugh, turning away with his shoulders shaking. The rest of your caregivers didn't bother with courtesy and burst out laughing. "Oh my god, that's so good," Felix chuckled, wiping a stray tear. "I'll give it a go," he said watching Seungmin hand you a Pochacco plush. Felix took in a deep inhale and threw, "Damn," he groaned, seeing that he only missed one pin. The stall manager took down a Sanrio Carnival-only necklace. "I still think it's a bad idea having that plush at home, but I'll give it a shot," Minho said, throwing the ball.

His jaw dropped as all the pins fell. The stall manager gave him the exact Cinnamonroll plush that he didn't think he would win. "How big is this plush?" Minho asked, holding it. The stall manager checked the list "Give or take about 2 feet," they said. Minho blinked but nodded, "Thank you," he said, letting Jisung take the previous prizes from you before handing you the plush. You giggled, hugging it tight "Thank you, Mama," you said, muffled against the plush.

Minho sighed, "Your welcome, cupcake," he said, smiling. "I think it's time we head back home," Jeongin said, stretching his arms. Chan nodded, "Agree, let's head back," he said, walking to the exit. "Did you have fun, sunshine?" Felix asked, brushing your face from your face. You yawned, nodding "Yup, lots of fun," you slurred, exhaustion catching up to you. Felix chuckled, "You can rest on our laps in the car, sunbeam," he said, opening the car door.

You nodded, curling up on their laps. Chan looked into the back-view mirror with a subtle smile "Are they asleep?" he whispered, paying attention to the road ahead. Hyunjin nodded, rubbing your legs as you napped, "Yup, they're out cold," he chuckled, patting your thigh. Felix tucked your hair behind your ear "Sleep well, little one. We'll take care of you when we reach home," he whispered, cooing at the sight of your cheek pressed against his thigh. "Rest well," Hyunjin whispered, leaning his head against Felix's.

The ride home was silent but comforting. You had a great day at the carnival, loving all the Sanrio characters there. Now, rest. It's been a long day.

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tboycamilo · 5 months

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in the spirit of the season (mutuals posting about their encanto aus) i wanted to post about mine bc i love them and am not active enough on here and wanna change that bc sharing my stuff is fun! so without further ado here they are lol

next gen au

pretty self explanatory. the story outlines what all the madrigals (mostly the grandkids) are up to in the years following the movie. mirabel gradually takes on more of a leadership role as time passes and eventually becomes the matriarch after alma's death and with enough time to prepare for the role. under her leadership, the madrigals are less shoehorned into roles and are encouraged to express themselves more freely, but being the leader still isn't easy and things still aren't perfect - while alma is still alive, mirabel often finds herself going to her for advice and repairing their bond further in the process. she also gets a gf (lorena), i've been playing around with the idea of her being an outsider that finds her way into the encanto but i would have to flesh that plot out a little more before i make it official. dolores eventually marries mariano, but only on her terms - she realizes quickly after the movie that though she loves mariano, she wants to take things slow, and mariano is more than happy to respect that. he puts in a lot of effort to understand how her gift works and help her out with it whenever he can, and for once, she feels like the one being heard. isabela, now free of her old role as the golden child, begins to let her more adventurous side out, exploring the outskirts and forests of the encanto to observe the plant life. she hones her gift and is able to bring even more exotic plant species to the encanto and starts up a very successful garden. she also ends up marrying two village women - lilli and rosa - and the three of them adopt a daughter, jacinda, together and spoil her rotten. lilli runs a flower shop and isa helps her out immensely with this. luisa finally learns to take it easy, prioritizing rest and relaxation after so many years of working hard to serve the community - though she definitely still loves to lift and hang out with the donkeys in her spare time bc old habits die hard. she probably takes over the care and raising of the donkeys as a whole bc they love her. she marries a village woman, inés, and they adopt two daughters, valentina and ciela. camilo is actually the first grandkid to settle down - he marries his childhood best friend and love of his life marco, and the two of them have six children together - amelia, imelda, brunito, ignacio, felipe, and sofia. they have their hands quite full with fatherhood but on top of that marco works as a teacher at the encanto's school while camilo continues to volunteer in the community, eventually becoming the drama director and soccer coach for the school. antonio grows up and starts his own animal sanctuary in the encanto that becomes wildly successful. he enlists dolores' help to scope out any injured or sick animals in the forests and nurses them back to health at the sanctuary, and he often accompanies isa on her trips to the forest to keep taxonomy records of the encanto's diverse wildlife. he never had much of an interest in romance - though plenty of people swoon over his kindness to the animals - but he is very fulfilled nonetheless and couldn't be happier helping take care of his animal friends. i have a more detailed timeline and bios for the kids that i'll be posting eventually but this is the main rundown of where the grandkids are at years down the line!

swap

essentially follows the plot of the movie but the sides of the family swap roles. instead of alma, pedro is the head of the family. pepa has the gift of healing food and felix is her clumsy husband, camilo is the golden child with the wonderful floral gift, dolores is the middle child with the gift of super strength, and antonio is the baby of his side of the family, cursed to a giftless existence (and being the main character of the storyline). on the other side of the family, julieta's emotions control the weather while agustin keeps her calm, luisa is the eldest with the ability to hear a pin drop from miles away, isabela is the mischievous shapeshifting middle child, and mirabel is the youngest member of the family and gains the ability to speak with animals. bruno is still bruno. did i make this au entirely to put camilo in pretty pink outfits and make him a mean annoying gay? maybe.

pirates

the warm color family is a fearsome and renowned pirate crew descended from the notorious husband-wife pirate duo alma and pedro madrigal (the latter is dead and the former has long since retired), with pepa as the captain and felix as the first mate. pepa was estranged from her mother and siblings in her youth as she attempted to learn more about her parents' past, and she soon set out on her own to live the pirate life that alma tried so hard to keep her children out of. in the meantime, julieta and her family form their own rival crew and set sail in search of pepa to take their vengeance. bruno tries his best to be a good mama's boy and stay home, but he is soon taken hostage by the fearless captain hernando, a legendary pirate who has feuded with both madrigal sisters and their crews for a while now. he grows rather fond of his bargaining chip over time and bruno eventually becomes the captain's lover and first mate. when the sisters finally put aside their squabbles and unite to save their brother from their enemy's clutches, it's a very awkward family reunion. also everyone has their gifts and uses them to help their crew in one way or another. eventually when the two sides of the family unite, the grandkids take up a ship of their own with mirabel as the new captain.

roommates

marco and camilo are college roommates with luca and alberto. that's literally it no linear plot just vibes. luca is a first year astronomy student, alberto is a second year student and undeclared, marco and camilo are third years and marco is majoring in education while being on the soccer team and camilo is majoring in theatre (🤢). alberto and camilo despise each other but also camilo is lowkey crushing. camilo and marco are already dating and alberto and luca are also definitely together but heavily in denial about it. they fight over dishes being left in the sink and decorate their dorm all cute

the fall

wrote a ten chapter fic about this one so read that if you wanna know what it entails but tl;dr au where the family never recovers after the fall of casita and they go their separate ways, with dolores camilo and isa fully moving out, their whereabouts unknown - until, ten years later, mirabel takes it upon herself to track them down, reunite the family once and for all, and save the miracle for real this time. will she succeed? what have the runaways all been up to over these past ten years? read it and find out i'm not telling you! also this fic/au is quite old compared to the others so no marco 😔 fly high king

mamma mia

the silliest dumbest most self indulgent au ever. camilo centric of course. the storyline is literally just mamma mia but with camilo. he has twin daughters and one of them (ima) is getting married and wants to invite her other biological father to the wedding - the only problem is she doesn't know who that is, and if camilo's old diary describing all his old hookups in detail is to be believed, there's three possibilities - marco osma, dante velazquez, and nicolas sorelli (the latter two are ocs, i'll probably post their bios at some point lol also nicolas is trans so he's definitely not the other dad but he's stealth so he's just going along for the ride). she invites all three of them to her wedding and they reunite with camilo for the first time in twenty years. drama ensues. camilo marries marco at the end regardless of if he's the dad or not (but he probably is - they never find out for sure). isa is tanya (so lilli is pepper ofc) and mirabel is rosie (except she doesn't end up with one of the dads at the end bc she actually respects herself). ima's fiancées identity is yet to be determined bc i don't have a partner oc for her but i do know she's a lesbian so. gay greek weddings! camilo in overalls! love wins!

runaway camilo

this one is a rewrite of the canon plot to a degree but not really enough to be considered a full on au. plays with the scrapped concept of camilo looking completely different after the fall of casita that didn't make it into the final movie, which is like one of my favorite concepts ever especially because of how easily it plays into trans camilo. in this rewrite, camilo has basically used his gift to masculinize himself perpetually since his ceremony, which all but cures his dysphoria - that is, until casita falls, he loses the gift he had become dependent on, and it all blows up in his face. he's unrecognizable when the dust clears, and rather than be seen in such a state, he flees the scene and goes missing just around the same time as mirabel. the family is split as pepa and felix go looking for their son while the cool color family goes looking for mirabel, and both are found within a few days - camilo in the depths of the forest, skin scraped and clothes ragged from running into the forest with reckless abandon, practically digging his own grave and ready to give up for good. when he's found, it takes a LONG time for him to allow anyone to see him, much less recover from the trauma. the rewrite basically involves these events and the aftermath. luckily camilo does get his gift back when casita is rebuilt but the scars are forever and he probably still has nightmares about losing his gift well into adulthood and has to learn to become comfortable going without his gift for short bouts of time in order to get more comfortable lest the worst case scenario happens again! more or less a transmilo angst fest add-on to the main plot of the movie. mimi needs a hug 💔

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deadbydangit · 10 months

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With a Reader who is a Bookworm

Cannibal, Huntress, Felix

Cannibal

He can't read.

Backwood hill billy family.

No school.

You get the idea.

But he enjoys listening to you read.

He likes silly stories with happy endings.

Don't read him something sad.

The realm is cold and cruel enough as it is.

He needs joy in his life.

Bubba really loves Dr. Suess.

The rhyme, the pattern, the story.

It's all so magical to him.

The idea you can make such silly words is just amazing.

Your voice brings the book to life.

He wants to learn to read too.

He wants to surprise you by suddenly reading to you.

But it isn't that easy.

He's going to work really hard with the help of some of the other killers.

Talbot, Herman, and Sally are very good teachers.

Even survivors like Adam and Felix are willing to help.

It's for a good cause.

After months and months of learning, Bubba will sit you down one day and start reading you a children's book.

He's so proud of himself.

And you should be too.

Sometimes, you'll walk in on him trying to read one of your harder books.

He isn't there just yet.

But he's going to get there.

He's going to read hard books just like you!

Huntress

Anna can read.

She isn't the greatest at it, but she can.

But, unless you know the Russian alphabet or language, you won't understand what she's trying to read to you.

She isn't super into reading.

She'd rather be active.

Her idea of a hobby is going for a run, or target practice.

Not sitting and reading.

But she does like fairy-tales and folklore.

Her mom would often tell her those stories orally.

They had no books.

So if you can find a book containing fairy-tales or folklore, she might sit and listen.

Let her lay her head in your lap while you read to her.

Though she prefers to stay active, there's nothing wrong with being a bit lazy sometimes.

She also likes books that have detailed pictures of nature.

She also loves to see other parts of the world, so try and find her an atlus.

Anna might come home one day after a trial to see you reading.

She's going to pull the book from your hand and set it on the table.

You can read later, give her some attention first.

Felix Ritcher

He really enjoys reading.

Though he prefers non-fiction, he doesn't seem to mind fiction.

In fact, he'll read most anything he can get his hands on.

He doesn't like anything to do with murder.

In fact, most books you've read he's already.

Youll be reading one day and he'll look at the cover.

"I remember reading that. Are you enjoying it?"

It can get a little annoying.

But now you can discuss the book with someone without the fear of spoiling it.

Sometimes, he'll be so excited about what you're reading, he accidentally spoils it for you.

He doesn't mean to.

Felix will feel really bad after.

Don't let him get too upset.

He likes to read before he goes to sleep.

And sometimes that's late into the night.

Make sure you make him put the book down to get some sleep.

When Felix really wants to share a book with you, he'll not so subtly leave it everywhere you go.

It's on the bathroom counter, in the kitchen, on the couch.

Once you finally pick it up, you'll find a little notes inside.

"I'm so glad you're going to read this. I know you'll love it."

And hidden throughout the chapters are more notes.

Love notes, expressing how much you mean to him.

The notes are usually more interesting than the books.

#dbd imagines #dbd ask blog #dbd x reader #dbd killer #dbd survivor #dbd bubba #dbd huntress #dbd felix

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tomsfoolery · 2 months

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headcanons abt Astarion’s past ft. my bc of his mom

+ her in my origin run as his guardian bc nobody is safe

ok ok so onto the headcanons

personally I’ve named her Lysistrata in my head by complete accident bc I was rereading bosas when I was first thinking abt this so

for his mom i think she was a Paladin/cleric of sorts?? or some kind of good-aligned mercenary

so like she’d come back with all these grand stories about monsters and magic for wee little Astarion and I think he would’ve found them so fascinating as a child which would’ve led him to become interested in monsters & monstrous things up until he was an “adult” and began pursuing darker things like more power and immortality n stuff

Astarion has her hair texture & thickness, and before he was turned he had her eyes bc I cannot stand blue-eyed astarion (he needs to be able to look at the sun)

Between his two parents Astarion was much closer with his mom bc she always had such interesting stories and she absolutely spoiled him with gifts and books n stuff

I see her being the type to try to see the good in everything so she’d often sympathize with some monsters (let’s say in cases like a parent trying to protect its young) and I think that kind of stuck with Astarion in terms of him being more willing to deal with the less savory as a magistrate (or just an excuse for him to take bribes because “they’ve all got families to feed” or whatever)

in connection to that I think the biggest reason Astarion never went to her for help was bc he didn’t think there was any good left in him and that she’d hate him and end his misery in the name of what she once stood for (also lowkey hc her as being a follower of Lathander so…)

she taught him a lot but I think she herself wasn’t the greatest abt love and opening up to people and she has a hard time putting complex feelings into words so all Astarion really got was “sometimes you really like a person?? but sometimes you just like their body but also sometimes their soul and um. don’t commit to relationships you don’t want to?”

her husband is definitely a dork I’m sorry

like my original headcanon is him as an inventor but I could see him dealing in magic as well

I don’t think that he wasn’t necessarily loving but I think he just didn’t pay as much attention to Astarion as his mother did so they just naturally weren’t super close

However his dad did drag him to a bunch of social functions n all that so combine that with how spoiled Astarion was and you get classic rich boy

Astarion got his hair color & most of his face from his dad and I keep really wanting to call him Felix

After Astarion became a magistrate his mom didn’t approve of some of the things he did but she still loved him anyway, once he started trying to carve out more power and immortality she tried getting her husband to speak to Astarion abt the dangers of such ambitions but he didn’t really talk to him abt it and when he DID talk to Astarion, astarion didn’t really listen

When Astarion first disappeared Lysistrata practically tore the city apart looking for him and called in a lot of favors from old flaming fist friends n stuff but they couldn’t find him. So she resorted to a fiend warlock pact trying to find him but all she was led to was this overgrown grave with suspiciously fresh dirt and she was convinced she was lied to and broke the pact so now she’s got horns :] good job Astarion look what you did to your mother

^after this her marriage became extremely strained as she began to blame her husband for not warning Astarion but she also blamed herself for not trying to do anything herself. Thank goodness she was invited to a dinner by a local noble to help cheer her up! I sure hope he wasn’t an oily little weasel. Nowadays she does a lot of investigations on missing children in and around Baldur’s Gate and she helps out with orphanages

for my durge specific i think she would either learn of some shit going down at the Crimson Palace between this elf and cazador OR she would run into Vael (durge) picking up a portrait of Astarion and she would then inquire about why Vael was getting such a thing

idk overall she’s just very, very tired. as of now in my headcanons Astarion is her only child and to lose him so soon with no answers took a lot of her hope away from her. Especially since any gods she prayed too wouldn’t have answered for the whereabouts of some disgusting vampire

girlypop probably prayed to send Astarion a guardian Angel and then he gets sent durge

Vael’s trying his hardest but he was raised half in the hells and half in the cult of Bhaal he stinks so bad

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 oc #bg3 #bg3 astarion #artists on tumblr #sketch

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i'm having yellowocaballero withdrawal so am attempting to read weekenders without knowing anything about fire emblem and so far it's working out pretty good and i'm having fun! quick question - how old are these children? no idea if i should be picturing 12 year olds or like 17 year olds and the vibes are very different on those. i'm enjoying it so far, especially seeing a character with schiz depicted sympathetically AND actually having psychotic symptoms.

Yay thank you for reading! :D Sorry I haven't written for any of your (?) fandoms lately, I go where the wind takes me. With Weekenders - it's one of those fics that scaffold the actual plotline itself, so some big stuff is only casually dropped and then we move on, but post time-skip I do go almost completely off the rails. I'm sure it's perfectly understandable but there's a shitton going on there beyond the fic because FE lore is nuts and the games are complicated.

The kids are different ages. Starting the game, Ashe and Annette are 16. Felix, Ingrid, and Dimitri are 17. Sylvain is 19. Mercedes is 22. Byleth, believe it or not, is 20. Spoilers for later on in the story but highly relevant joke:

*shrek voice* She wasn't even 23.

And thank you, schizophrenia spectrum disorders are not a very common headcanon diagnosis for Dimitri and I really have no idea why (I do know why). A lot of people guess he has depression and PTSD but some of his canon behavior is just...there's really only a few explanations for it and none of them are due to depression, lmfao. I won't spoil a ton for you here by going into detail, but basically he has a lot of psychotic symptoms in the game and I went ahead and added a few of the extra symptoms of schizophrenia and schizoaffective w/BD disorder myself. The game can be pretty iffy with its representation, so I wrote around and changed that up too. None of it's obvious yet, so we'll see.

Also thanks for the AU idea of the kids being all twelve. That's hilarious. Thanks for the ask!

#my asks #my writing #roleswap where - *is tackled*#anyway back to either: fun supplementary stories for weekenders or actually finishing up teohsy

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K Reviews and Rants: Miraculous Ladybug Season 5! Episode 18

Here we are, time for the "Emotion" review! Oohh boy... this is gonna be an annoying one.

Overall, beyond the issues with this episode in how it tries to shill Marinette and Zoe's friendship, Felix literally trying to wipe out Paris and all of humanity just because he can and the show framing it as "him having no choice" and "just doing what he needs to," the biggest issue with this episode is it's criticism of "the rich."

Like, I know, "eat the rich" is a thing, and there are a LOT of exploitative jerks who take advantage of the lower class in the world. But this? What this did was try and present a bunch of teenagers just being spoiled brats and doing nothing but being uncomfortable with a "poor person" around them as deserving of Felix's pointless rampage. It tries to have Zoe critique them by labeling them as "braindead zombies," which if anything makes Felix's actions WORSE because it makes them come off as not a threat, just annoyances. And what really sinks it home how shallow this episode's "message" is... is how it doesn't criticize the biggest Rich Hate Sinks in the show, Andre and Audrey. Oh it takes a stab at Gabe, but he's meant to be sympathetic later on (emphasis on "meant to be"), but the series has already downplayed how much of a corrupt official Andre is and ignores how horrible Audrey is as a person in favor of making her toxic control over Andre a joke and blowing off her emotional and verbal abuse of BOTH her daughters. It's aimless, weak, and just doesn't seem to have any overarching POINT to it.

Anyway, that's my two cents in hindsight. Onto the review!

Episode 18: Emotion

And we start off with Andre giving a "couples' ice cream" to Adrien and Marinette, and aside from acting like a bit of a brat and demanding that there's no drama going on, he doesn't look like he'll go Akuma for once.

And another near kiss between Adrien and Marinette got killed. Albeit this time it doesn't look like supernatural BS by Gabriel, just regular BS.

Marinette is worried at how "weird" Adrien is being lately, and tries to get intel from Nino about what's happening to him... and we more or less get yet another case of the show trying to act as if Marinette's stalking was some big joke they could wink and nudge about.

And now we have Marinette learning about the Diamond Dance. From Alya. Which, granted, wouldn't be so bad since Alya is a journalist... but she apparently didn't even do the research, she just "knows about it" and used Alliance to pull up the info for Marinette.

Now we get a scene of Kagami training in swordsmanship with Tomoe, before...ughh... Lila shows up. Nope, not gonna mention how royally idiotic her still believing anything Lila says is, I'm not gonna do it.

...PFFFT. Wow, I genuinely cannot tell if Kagami is that fucking dense or she is genuinely throwing shade at Lila. "You're not a precious stone, you're just a stone." Best line in this mess.

If this is meant to be Kagami having an "autism" moment, though, I'm not impressed.

Zoe making a "joke" comparing the attendants of the Diamond Dance (the sons and daughters of Paris' elite) to a party of brain-eating Zombies is gonna set the tone for things. The unironic description of the children of the 1% in such a way is all kinds of toxic and obnoxious to me.

We get a tiny reference to Zoe's life in New York (no real details beyond the "rich brats making her life a nightmare at school").

And a moment of Zoe shilling how "Marinette taught her not to let her family control her life" despite the fact that, by all accounts, THEY NEVER DID.

I honestly just have no words at the moment. I can barely follow along with whatever thought process the writers are having Marinette go through right now. All I can get is that Marinette thinks she needs to "save" Adrien from his dad... again.

Also, the masquerade masks acting as the invitations just screams obnoxious to me.

Oh, and yet more proof that Gabe is a fucking hypocrite who puts his need for control over whatever alleged "love" he has for Adrien as his son.

The one upside is that we are getting more signs that Gabriel is gonna cut Lila loose... which is both one of the smartest and dumbest things he could possibly do. Smart since she's a manipulative troublemaker who isn't nearly as useful as she presents herself as, dumb because she's far too close to his operations at this point.

Although the fact that Lila is genuinely dumb enough to think she can dictate terms to the guy who is literally HER BOSS makes his decision even smarter. This level of arrogant self-assurance and ignorance of reality is one of the biggest reasons her being so successful baffles me.

Now we get a "funny" moment involving Andre, Audrey, and Chloe arriving at the ball.

Chloe describing Adrien as "the traitor" just sounds so completely and utterly WRONG to me. Like, it adds nothing and just sounds awkward with her voice. It's the issue with the lead-up to her becoming Sole Destroyer all over again. She just DOES NOT SOUND RIGHT when they try and put words nastier than kindergarten grade bullying in her mouth.

Marinette's reasoning for why she's even going to the party screams of plot contrivance. She's literally forcing herself into a party she wasn't ever invited to... just to tell Adrien that it'd be okay if he told her about it and that she wouldn't have minded if he had to go but didn't want to. All things she could literally have just TEXTED HIM ABOUT. IT IS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD!!!

There's one big fucking hole in Marinette's plan to infiltrate the dance: even if she has an invitation, she's walking through the front-door. While paparazzi are mobbing the entrance for photos, and unlike in Inside Job, they aren't just going to conveniently lose all ability to notice her.

And we get Adrien's arrival and then his staring weirdly intently at Kagami's ring. THAT doesn't mean ANYTHING at all, I'm sure. /s

And now Amelie is on the scene. And we get a scene of Amelia accusing Gabriel of having "changed" since whatever happened to Emilie, which doesn't make a lick of sense since Adrien, consistently, has described Gabe as ALWAYS having been this much of an ass.

And NOW we get a scene of Amelie criticizing Nathalie for going along with the "different" Gabe... and Nathalie going, sorry but I have no choice. The FUCK YOU DON'T WOMAN!! This, shit like THIS, is why them trying to make Nathalie redeemable DOES NOT FUCKING WORK!!!

"There's always a choice, Nathalie," AMELIE IS THE LAST PERSON WHO SHOULD BE SAYING THIS!! She KNOWINGLY harbored her son from the heroes, CHOOSING to shield him from the consequences of his actions!! She does not get to say shit like this!!

I'm honestly just baffled that the security detail isn't concerned on any level by how out of place Marinette is. Not to be classist, but literally EVERYONE looks dressed up, whereas she's... casual. Granted, so would Zoe, so maybe they somehow knew that's the kind of style Zoe likes? Who knows.

And now, after using the mask/invitation to get in, she's just "suddenly dolled up to the nines," in the same ritzy style as the rest of the guests are. HOW!? Is, is it some kind of super-tech or something?? That would honestly be believable, IF we were given ANY kind of explanation at all!!

And now we get Chloe shoving her face in the disguised Marinette's, with Marinette using Zoe's name... I'm honestly baffled on why Chloe doesn't recognize her, since she should know damn well that Zoe had an invitation and recognize Marinette's voice... nope, not gonna think about it, that way lies madness. Also, they are really hitting all the "shallow, vapid brat" stereotypes with her today, huh?

The way she more or less implied that all rich kids have underlings makes me want to drive my head against a wall. Like, this is just obnoxiously stereotypical. THIS is what Astruc is dead set on implying is the deepest evil humanity can sink to!? THIS!? Also, her stating that they make fun of their "underlings" doesn't make a lick of sense since Chloe hasn't really ever made fun of Sabrina. She, at worst, just takes advantage of her.

We get a few brief muffled snippets of conversations of the other rich kids and, again, they are basically just cardboard cutouts of Chloe's post-flanderization personality. This is literally a "party" of walking stereotypes. Kagami and Adrien then have a conversation, with Kagami questioning why Adrien kissed her hand "because he's in love with Marinette," which is the kind of thing that's really shoehorned in. At a big fancy event like this, I'm pretty sure he would be expected to do that REGARDLESS OF HIS FEELINGS.

Adrien, who I'm "suspecting" is not Adrien, asks Kagami if she's jealous. Kagami honestly answers, and I'm just... why? WHY!? Why would EITHER of them CARE enough to talk about this!? Is this meant to be a set-up of some kind?? I don't get what this is meant to introduce!! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS AWKWARD CONVERSATION!?

Also, the way Kagami phrases her reaction as "shutting off her feelings" feels icky to me. If this is meant to be some kind of neurodivergence wink and a nudge, MY ANGER RISES. But even if it isn't, the set-up, treating emotions like something you have to "turn off for other people's happiness" DISGUSTS ME on so many levels!! You don't have to stop loving someone to want to support their happiness with somebody else!! God fucking DAMMIT I thought we were past this shit!! And now we get "Adrien" calling Kagami "his Queen." I am creeped out on so many levels, since he's not even pretending to talk like Adrien by now.

Kagami saying things like "I am the descendant of Samurai women, we follow orders because we choose to" makes me want to puke. THIS is the kind of shit that I find infuriating, because they are all but blatantly stating that she is being emotionally abused and gaslit, and that's not even going into the implications she's a fucking SENTIMONSTER!!! God dammit does this infuriate me.

"Let's leave." "Are you insane, we can't do that!" "Of course we can, I can." Well THAT isn't ominous at fucking ALL.

The way they frame Kagami realizing "Adrien" is serious as something interesting weirds me the fuck out. It comes off as kinda predatory, like him being someone who knows something deeply personal about another and intending to exploit her over it, with her being none the wiser.

And after the remainder of that awkward "conversation," we get the sight of them before the guests of the Diamond Dance... and Marinette immediately rushes for Adrien. ...She's supposed to be SMART, right? RIGHT!?

Honestly, even if she HAD been invited, her basically shoulder-checking her way past the other guests to get to Adrien SHOULD HAVE gotten her kicked out of this idiotic ball.

And now she's in front of "Adrien" rambling like an idiot. Telling "him" things that she could've just fucking TEXTED HIM. Deep breathes... deep breathes... And now we get Marinette and Fadrian dancing together, nothing uncomfortable about that at all, while Chloe tries to rally the guests... who all can't bring themselves to touch Marinette for the most superficial reasons imaginable. Astruc really wasn't even TRYING.

Also, for once? Chloe's basically entirely in the right about all this. While her elitist attitude is deplorable, not only does Marinette not have permission to be there at all, she had already massively disrupted the entire (boring, dull, unoriginal) party. I'm just wondering why the HELL none of the fully human security detail members from outside the ballroom itself haven't been called in to kick her out!? It's not as if she (in her civilian form) has any kind of powers that would let her get the drop on things!!

Also, I'm mildly surprised that Gabe hasn't tried ordering F-Adrien to pull away and stop dancing with her... but that would spoil the surprise, now wouldn't it? It's not as if he's had any problem using his power over Adrien in as unsubtle ways possible BEFORE today.

"They're all looking at me like I'm a monster," Marinette, please shut the fuck up. They aren't looking at you like you're a monster, they are looking at you like you are someone who broke into a party you had no business being at under false pretenses (and being too much of a bunch of whiny brats to want to remove by their own power). Also, it's really "funny" how the only adults present are Gabe, Tomoe, Audrey, and Andre.

For a so-called gathering of the Elite.

"Look closer Marinette, THEY'RE the monsters." Why? What have they done, IN ANY WAY, to be described that harshly!? Adrien's a fucking shut-in, so it's not as if he knows any of these people, the worst you can say about them is that they are spoiled!! They aren't monsters, they are just people, people who don't yet know better, and whose only crime is being part of a group you don't fucking LIKE!!! GET THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OVER YOURSELF ASTRUC!!!

Of fucking COURSE it's fucking Felix!! All it took was him saying something totally out of character within earshot of Marinette for it to make any kind of sense!! Also, I kinda just "love" how Marinette instantly thinks Felix "did something to Adrien," which doesn't make any sense given his track record. Even at his worst up until now, all Felix really did was impersonate Adrien and tried to damage his reputation. So her thinking he "did something to Adrien" just... feels insanely stupid.

Now we get Chloe literally JUMPING on Marinette to tear off her mask... instead of just calling in security from outside. Because WHY THE FUCK NOT!? Oh, and Felix is transforming in public, I guess.

Wait, NOW I see the other adults, they were just out of most of the shots.

"I can wipe out anyone bathed in the light of the Red Moon with the snap of my feathers!" Question: When did Felix get the fucking Rooster Miraculous? You know, the one that is supposed to grant people any superpower they can imagine so long as it doesn't violate some utterly arbitrary rule?

And also, WHAT THE FUCK DID ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE DO TO DESERVE GETTING WIPED OUT AT ALL!?

Argos honestly works fairly well as a delusional villain, honestly. He talks like he's "wiping people out" for some kind of moral basis, but literally EVERY TIME HE HAS SHOWED UP, he has done nothing but torment Adrien, damage his social life, enable Gabe's cruelty, so on and so forth to utterly idiotic degrees. Him acting like what he's doing is for the sake of others is BULLSHIT. He just wants to be the one doing the controlling.

Kagami screaming in horror at the sight of her mother being wiped out is honestly the most believable part of this whole episode. As much as Tomoe has been shoehorned into the role of being a villain, Kagami genuinely CARES about her, which makes Felix's attitude even more stupid. Literally all of this is just him power-tripping over getting to do whatever the fuck he wants to the people around him.

"Adrien is the last person I would want to hurt" LIES!! FUCKING LIES!! YOU LITERALLY DID NOTHING BUT TRY AND DAMAGE HIS REPUTATION THE LAST FEW TIMES YOU HAVE BEEN AROUND!! HOW DO YOU THINK THAT ISN'T HURTING HIM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!?

Now we get a cringe-inducing musical number. Like, the lyrics alone basically spell out that Felix is a selfish hypocrite who only cares about anything so far as it relates to him getting what he wants.

Also, while he's right in that he isn't working for Monarch/Hawkmoth/WHOEVER THE FUCK HE IS, him acting as if he needed to hand over all the Miraculouses "for his plans" when he literally had the perfect Miraculous for stealing the Peacock without any problem at all just reeks of self-serving hypocrisy.

And now we get to the root of his hypocrisy. His wish wouldn't even be BAD if he hasn't been consistently a self-serving hypocritical douche-canoe all this fucking TIME. The fact that he's labeling Marinette with the "controlling others, deciding others' fates" BS just spells that out. He doesn't know what he's talking about, and he doesn't fucking CARE. He just wants free rein to do what HE wants and fuck the consequences towards anyone else. Also, he can't realistically use snapping her away as a threat because he's already revealed he needs her to stick around.

Also, them trying to make him sound sympathetic by acting like he has "nothing to lose" just screams "PITY ME!!" at max volume. It falls flat with how much of a selfish and despicable tool they've made him out to be. This isn't revealing someone previously thought bad has depths no one had considered (like what it looked like they were doing with Chloe in Season 2), this is them trying to ignore how blatantly hypocritical this idiot is.

Like, he literally just admitted he would rather wipe out EVERYONE in the world if he has to if it means getting his way.

"The whole world has been bathed in the light of the Red Moon." Seriously? Like, seriously. It's a spherical object hovering over the sky of Paris. It's not even covering ALL OF FRANCE, let alone the world.

"All of humanity will disappear if you don't hand it over!" BECAUSE OF YOU!! YOU ARE TRYING TO PIN THE BLAME ON HER FOR YOUR FUCKING CRIMES YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

And we get some scenes of Felix wandering an empty Paris before getting confronted by Kagami. Ugghhh....

And he reveals he can bring people back, fantastic.

If the transformations are meant to block people from realizing someone is transformed, how did Adrien notice that Argos is Felix? HOW!? Also, we literally fucking SAW Red Moon get created during the ball, so just... did he make TWO OF THEM? AND USED A SMALLER ONE IN PRIVATE OR SOMETHING???

Him calling Adrien his "favorite cousin" is a bad joke. Adrien is his ONLY fucking cousin, and he routinely treats him like shit. Unless Felix is delusional beyond words, this comes off more as him mocking Adrien for "not having the guts to stand up to his oppressors."

Seriously, them framing the wholesale slaughter of the entirety of Paris as "saving Adrien" and conveniently ignoring how literally NOTHING Felix has ever done or said to Adrien prior to this has been anything other then malicious really makes me feel sick to my stomach.

Okay, so he DID make the stupid thing earlier. Still doesn't explain how he made it disappear and reappear, OR how Adrien could see through his transformation. Also, he's apparently been stalking Adrien for WHO KNOWS how long, yet the knowledge that Adrien is in Love with Marinette came as a SURPRISE TO HIM!? WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THIS!?

Wow, how convenient of him to ignore how he tried to ruin Adrien's social life. And tormented his friends pretending to be him. And all the other times he's done nothing but make life harder for the people he allegedly cares for to satisfy his personal whims. This... this is just some delusional psycho throwing a tantrum. I think I'm gonna throw up.

I just... I just cannot take this seriously. Felix has been consistently utterly malicious and self-serving all this time. Trying to reframe that as him giving a shit about Adrien (who he hasn't properly seen in years and tried to ruin the life of) and Kagami (who he doesn't even fucking KNOW) just doesn't WORK.

"Do you really think I'm that evil?" Yes. Yes they do. Because you literally ACT that evil. You literally threatened to WIPE OUT THE WORLD just to get your own way.

Something's wrong, I can usually bring back whoever I want!" How would you even KNOW THAT!? HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU BEEN TESTING THIS FUCKED UP POWER ON IN SECRET!?

Again, them trying to make him sound remorseful DOES NOT FUCKING WORK when he didn't have any problem wiping out ALL OF FUCKING PARIS.

"I never meant to hurt you two," THAT IS FUCKING NEWS TO ME!! CONSIDERING YOU LITERALLY TRIED TO RUIN ADRIEN'S PERSONAL LIFE YOUR VERY FIRST DAY BACK IN PARIS!!!

If him talking so remorsefully to the non-sentient orb in the sky he made is supposed to be touching, it fails. He just looks unhinged.

And now we learn that Amelie knew all along about Felix being Argos and what he was planning. Mother of the fucking year people!!! You can't make her come across as sympathetic when she's the accomplice of the guy who tried to genocide Paris.

And it's done. I'm just... drained by this. I don't hate this as much as the prior episode, even if I am infuriated by it, since my anger is more inflamed by... things going on in the world being carried over to the writing here. These writers are fucking HACKS.

#miraculous ladybug #mlb season 5 salt #mlb season 5 spoilers #mlb writing critical #mlb writing salt

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wakeofvultures · 7 months

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In honor of the end of spooky season, an excerpt from Chapter 24 of Cracks in the Crypt, because nothing is spookier than immortal children:

Word Count: 637

Summary: A conversation pertaining to immortal children, the Volturi, and purpose between Felix and Myrtis.

Within a year, it was clear that the immortal child could not learn.

It’s tenure as a newborn and indulgence of its unending bloodlust had ended.

Within two, it had spoiled enough meals to dash Felix’s hopes of teaching it restraint.

Prolonged exposure made her feel sad for the thing.

They were careful not to speak of its fate in Latin. They told the guard to avoid any dialects of Gallic as well.

When Caius’ leniency had finally reached its limit, it was just Myrtis and Felix. Felix did not want an audience, so he had told Caius and Aro that he would be taking care of it. Myrtis had come along of her own accord.

It would have been easier to toss the thing into the flames and walk away. It was what Myrtis would have done— what she had wanted to do from the beginning.

Instead, Felix twisted its head off first.

A kindness. It wouldn’t feel pain.

And there would be no crying.

Myrtis watched the whole thing.

It burned quicker with its small size.

Myrtis’ sight faded, but Felix was still watching the flames.

He had not moved.

Myrtis took up a seat nearby.

Felix stood rooted to the spot until the fire burned out on its own.

Myrtis shook her head.

As a breeze rustled through and sifted through the ashes, Felix finally turned to her, or at least she assumed that he did. She heard the shifting of cloth and then his voice:

“Why?”

“Because they can’t control themselves,” she answered patiently.

People often asked her these questions after a particularly harsh ruling or execution.

“No, why does anyone make them?”

“Oh.”

Myrtis thought about it.

“I suppose that the answer is the same, although I doubt it’s the one you’re looking for.”

Felix was silent.

“A more satisfying answer, although I can only offer conjecture, is that they’re looking for purpose.”

“Purpose?”

“They see their life stretched out before them and realize that that is how you have to live. Wandering with no goal and purpose may be bearable for a few years, but a few hundred? A thousand? An immortal child will always be reliant on its creator. It gives someone a purpose to have something reliant on them.”

Felix mulled her words over.

At last he stated,“We have a purpose.”

“We do,” she said. “But others are not so fortunate. Centuries as a nomad with centuries more on the horizon, leaves people wanting. It’s a selfish act, to create an immortal child.”

“And we aren’t?” Felix asked. “Selfish?”

Myrtis shrugged.

“We’re saving hundreds, perhaps thousands of humans of being rid of them.”

Not that, this meant much to them, so Myrtis added:

“We are ensuring our kind survives at the same time the humans do.”

Felix shifted, and Myrtis knew that he was almost there.

“It is easier to let them die,” she said.

“I’m not letting them die. I’m killing them.”

Now, they were just having a conversation that they’d had before.

“It will be you or it will be me, or it will be someone else. It doesn’t matter. Don’t make it hard for yourself.”

“You make everything seem easy.”

He paused.

“We are fortunate, aren’t we?” Felix asked.

“Yes, we are.”

Felix’s hair brushed against his cloak.

“I don’t think it will ever not be hard, but it’s necessary.”

Myrtis nodded, without knowing if Felix could see the gesture.

She stood from where she was leaning her back against a tree trunk.

“Let’s go home,” she suggested, holding out a hand to grab hold of her friend’s arm.

She would hate to run straight into a tree.

Felix did not move.

“Felix?”

There was the crackle of fire, the sound of cloth dragging over blades of grass, and finally, a steady set of footfalls.

(The rest of chapter 24)

#some context: myrtis' gift is seeing potential future deaths and being vague on purpose is visually impaired outside her visions #<- me struggling not to spoil my favorite chapter so far #anyway if anyone doesn't have an ao3 account but wants to read my fic uh here's your encouragement to get one #fic: cracks in the crypt #oc: myrtis #twilight #the volturi #volturi #felix volturi #twilight saga #the twilight saga #fanfiction #abyssal stuff #abyssal writes #twilight renaissance #oc fanfiction #twilight fanfiction

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Lets say a spoiled noble is flirting with the RO's with a tone that isn't so nice when all of the sudden the room grows cold with the noble turning pale while looking at something behind the RO. After turning around to find what spooked the noble they see their sweet and shy MC wearing a cold blank look and aura screaming murder. While the look send shivers down the RO's spine, it's not from fear but something else. How would the RO's react to the situation and how would James and Viv react to seeing this change their sibling/child?

While the look send shivers down the RO's spine, it's not from fear but something else.

Don't leave me hanging, anon. Why are they shivering? Do they LIKE it???

Constantine: Yes, he does like it. My sweet, shy love showing jealousy? Constantine's lips twitch. The only thing he wants to do right now (in order): is stop this noble idiot from meeting their death and go somewhere private so he can tell you all about how much he loves you.

F: F can't help the smug grin that finds its way onto their face. It's nice to know you feel the same way about me as I do about you. They love your sweet heart but they also can't deny that their own heart warms from your jealousy.

Margaret: Margaret finds this oddly attractive. Or perhaps it's not odd at all? Either way, she's curious about this dangerous side you seem to have been hiding. What else doesn't she know about you? I guess I can look into that later, I should probably stop MC from harming this idiot.

Felix: Felix bites his lip. Jealousy looks good on you. Very good. And while he likes being dominant in this relationship in some aspects, he loves seeing you be a badass ruler. He can't help but chuckle. You're terrifying and I love you. Because he knows you'll always be sweet for him.

How would the RO's react to the situation and how would James and Viv react to seeing this change their sibling/child?

Vivian: Your mother approves. Why wouldn't she? Although she does wonder what else you're capable of. But in a "curious because it's good" way not a "help my child is burning the world way." Vivian would observe from afar, a smirk on her face. No one messes with my children.

James: A shiver runs down James' spine. He's not that surprised that you have this other side of you. After all, you're his twin and he was pretty sure the childhood version of you was lurking. He's kind of curious if you would actually harm anyone. Probably not a good idea to try and find out...but he doesn't like good ideas. It's never boring with my twin around.

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TBOSAS on Crack short take (65)

*How to ruin a solemn event* Read [this] first.

Prof.Sickle: Why can’t my children just act normal for one day?!😭

Felix: Professor-

Prof.Sickle: Am I cursed?! Is that too much to ask?! Did I do something wrong to deserve this?! Should I just quit my job and become a freelance actress?!

Felix: Professor, please-

Prof.Sickle: Just leave me alone!

Felix: Can I have your lamb stew-

Prof.Sickle: F*ck the lamb stew!

Coryo: *is still sitting on Sejanus Plinth’s lap* Can I have another plate? I’m still hungry.

Sejanus: Hey, Heavensbee!

Hilarius: What?

Sejanus: Get my dear darling another plate for me.

Hilarius: Is that an order?

Sejanus: Duh.

Hilarius: You can’t just order me around like some peasant, Plinth-

Sejanus: 20 bucks.

Hilarius: I- I’ll go get that plate for you, Mr. Plinth!

Coryo: *whispers to Sejanus* I love it when you do that, Babe.

Sejanus: Anything for you, my love! Anything for you!😍

Coryo: Do you want a kiss?

Sejanus: Yes! Yes, please! I would like one or two or three or more-

Clemensia: Not on Reaping Day, you idiots!

Sejanus: But I want a kiss from my darling Coryo!😫

Coryo: I also want a kiss-

Clemensia: Then you can kiss, make out, and f*ck inside Highbottom’s broom closet later!

Sejanus: But-

Clemensia: After today’s program!

Coryo: Clemmie-

Clemensia: Far away from me!

Festus: *is still sitting on Persephone’s lap* Percy Baby, do you want me to get you another plate too?

Persephone: Did you find my missing Maid Stew?🥺

Festus: I- I’ll find your missing stew later.

Persephone: Thank you, Baby. You’re the best!

Arachne: Lol. Good luck finding a willing maid, you two.

Persephone: You better watch out, Crane. You better watch out!

Arachne: What? Are you gonna eat me too, loser?

Persephone: You better lock your doors, Crane! You better lock your weak ass doors tonight!

Arachne: Are you gonna cry to dear old mommy, Percy?

Festus: Arachne, you’re the worst! Stop bullying my Percy Price before she summons her werewolf wannabe father on you again!

Arachne: You think I’m afraid of fighting some crazy old man wearing a fursuit?!

Festus: Nero is a werewolf wannabe, you uncultured swine!

Arachne: I freaking bought silver bullets, you idiot!

Festus: Your silver bullets are sh*t! You can’t even fire a pistol!

Arachne: My stupid brother will shoot him for me!

Festus: Your stupid brother is a coward! He’s not even the favorite!

Coryo: *randomly joins the conversation* But why isn’t Aeneas Crane the favorite?

Felix: *also joins the conversation* Isn’t Aeneas smarter and more accomplished than you, Arachne?

Arachne: True. But my parents only wanted a beautiful daughter to spoil and love forever. So here we are.☺️

Coryo: So you’re saying that your borderline abusive parents just straight up hate poor Aeneas for not being born like you?

Arachne: Yup! That’s why my loser older brother sleeps inside my mommy’s tiny doghouse-

Coryo: Come again?

Arachne: He sleeps inside a tiny doghouse, Snow. A tiny tiny ugly doghouse.

Coryo: Then where do you sleep?

Arachne: I sleep in a luxurious spacious pink and gold bedroom with two king size beds.☺️

Coryo: What the actual duck and buck, Crane!

Arachne: I also have my own cozy looking bathroom and a huge gold encrusted walk-in closet.

Coryo: That’s child abuse!

Arachne: Aeneas doesn’t mind. He was “trained” by my parents to love his tiny doghouse.

Felix: That’s so cruel! Your parents are evil! My Gran Gran’s Bichon Frisé puppies don’t even sleep in a doghouse. They sleep like royalty!😭

Persephone: And I genuinely thought that Dr. Gaul was the only heartless monster I know.

Coryo: Now I feel sorry for that poor down-to-earth guy.

Felix: Me too.😔

Coryo: Even Creed’s freaky pet rats have better living conditions.

Festus: True. My precious dumpster is more cozy and spacious.

Arachne: Don’t be sorry. It’s not like our government will step in and arrest my parents for favoring me over my brother.

Festus: That’s also true. My crazy mama wasn’t even questioned or arrested for abandoning me and my father at the height of the war.

Felix: And this is why we all have irreversible war traumas.😞

Coryo: Sorrows and prayers.

Festus: His odds are sh*t.

Felix: So be it.

Dr.Gaul: Ugh. Why can’t I just put all of them in the Hunger Games and be done with it?😑

Drunk!Casca: *is waving across the hall* Yo, when is my introduction?!

Dr.Gaul: Ugh. I forgot about him. Um- I am honored to introduce to you the creator of the Hunger Games themselves, Dean Casca Highbottom-

Drunk!Casca: Finally! I have been waiting here for hours listening to my students talk sh*t about how ugly Creed’s sunflower suit really is!

Festus: That’s fake news! My sunflower suit is beautiful! It glows in the dark!

Drunk!Casca: It’s ugly! End of story.

Festus: Why you-

Drunk!Casca: *ignores Creed* I have summoned you all here today for the 10th annual Reaping Ceremony-

Persephone: The games are an annual thing?!

Androcles: Lol. I thought they’re only held every 4 years-

Urban: And I’m starting to believe that Anderson lives under a rock-

Androcles: I was just kidding, Ban Ban.

Urban: Don’t call me that.

Androcles: Turban then?

Urban: I hate you.

Androcles: It’s an honor-

Drunk!Casca: Be quiet! I’m still talking!

Androcles: Don’t shout. I’m baby.

Drunk!Casca: No. I’m baby! Isn’t that right, my Crassus?🥺

Coryo: Why is Highbottom looking at me like that?

Androcles: I think that’s his best way of flirting-

Coryo: Ew. No. That’s illegal.

Sejanus: Well, I better put him on my hit list.

Coryo: Thanks.

Drunk!Casca: Crassus, honey-

Dr.Gaul: Casca, focus!

Drunk!Casca: Fine! Um- In which we choose 2 children from each District to throw into the Capitol Arena to fight to the death in the Hunger Games-

Juno: Ew. Whose bright idea was that?

Drunk!Casca: I know right! My darling Crassus and I just wanted a little singing contest! Not a killing contest! But crazy Dr. Gaul changed our beautiful thesis paper-

Dr.Gaul: Casca, do shut up.

Drunk!Casca: I just wanted to sing ✨Snow On The Beach✨ with my darling Crassus, you monster!

Dr.Gaul: Crassus is dead!

Drunk!Casca: No, he’s not! My precious Snow Bae is literally sitting on stupid Plinth’s lap right now!

Dr.Gaul: That’s Coriolanus-

Drunk!Casca: That’s my gorgeous husband!

Sejanus: Coryo is mine!

Drunk!Casca: He was mine first, you boyfriend stealer!

Sejanus: He was mine since we were in grade school!

Drunk!Casca: I was my Snow Angel’s first kiss and first fu-

Clemensia: *suddenly stands up* Will you guys shut up?! This is the Reaping Ceremony! This is a solemn event! There are a lot of students watching us! Heck! All of Panem is watching us right now!

Sejanus:. . .

Everyone:. . .

Drunk!Casca: Crassus Snow lost his precious virginity to me-

Coryo: What the f*ck-

Sejanus: That’s kinda hot.

Dr.Gaul: I didn’t expect that.

Drunk!Casca: Just saying.

Strabo: *at the back* Who the f*ck cares, Cassy! My Crassus always said that I was better in bed!

Coryo: I will ignore that.

Drunk!Casca: Go away, you loser!

Strabo: You’re the loser!

Hilarius: *enters the scene with a plate* Yo, what did I miss?😀

Clemensia: I’m going home.

Urban: You can’t-

Clemensia: I’m going home!

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