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The Skeleton War - Elvis Division
(Picture by Kevin Betzer, posted in The Culture New Orleans Facebook group)
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rowanix-cos · 1 year
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Taako ~ The Adventure Zone
I finally listened to taz balance very recently and it immediately lodged its way into my heart, resulting in a month of crazed sewing (delayed slightly by my obscene prop-making addiction, which I may make a separate post about at some point) until I finished this cosplay!
Oh, and bonus: I found this random skeleton lying around with an umbrella sticking out of it. Weird, right? lmao
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icouldbeaduck · 7 months
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starting a collection
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tag yourself
all from @/theboneshome on tiktok
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arsenic-aftertaste · 7 months
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theprocraftinator · 1 year
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by stitchezgetbitchez
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sirhcsellor · 4 months
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T-shirt design for some local Saskatoon punk rockers! Broken Idols! 🤟🤓
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Will post more new Halloween deco later but had to share these awesome Elvis and Marilyn skeletons I found at TJ Max and Home Goods. They make me very happy. #halloween #skeleton #elvis #marilynmonroe @tjmaxx @homegoods https://www.instagram.com/p/CiMN1_CuRfV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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How do the batfam put the FUN in funeral?
Dick: hires an Elvis impersonator to deliver the sermon
Jason: makes a phone call and says "the deed is done"
Tim: gets a bunch of people from Craigslist to show up in identical robes, surround the casket, and mutter a few Latin phrases before leaving
Damian: frequently side-eyes the casket throughout the ceremony
Duke: plays Spooky Scary Skeletons
Cullen: makes a tier list of the guests based on how much the person liked them
Stephanie: charges for photo ops with the casket
Cassandra: pretends to be possessed by the person's spirit
Barbara: double books the venue for a wedding party
Harper: street races with the hearse
Carrie: holds a raffle for the person's belongings
Kate: puts an X randomly on a map and entrusts it to a close relative
Helena: falls to her knees wailing and promises to avenge them regardless of the cause of death
Luke: turns to the crowd and says "alright, who's next?"
Bette: spreads batshit rumors about the person
Alfred: brings flours
Selina: walks up to a random guest, says "[name] wanted you to have this," and hands them something that didn't belong to the person
Bruce: delivers the eulogy while getting the person's name wrong the whole time
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burninlovebutler · 2 years
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Masterlist🦋💫
~🚧i know this is messy rn pls ignore it is under construction 🚧~
-> Welcome to my Blog Introduction
ao3 - BurninLove
Wattpad - FaultInMyCodes
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-> Worship (Secret Santa)* - Possessive-Obsessive!Austin x Fem!Reader
-> Candy Hearts ♡ (vday)* - Sub!Austin x DomFem!Reader
-> Camp Counselors - Pt. 1 + Pt. 2 - Austin x Fem!reader
-> Talkshow Host!Austin Headcanons
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Bikeriders Asshole!Austin x Makeup Artist!Reader
-> Pt. 1 *
-> Pt. 2*
-> Pt. 3*
-> Pt. 4.1 *
**last updated; 04.30.23**
-> Pt. 4.2 [coming soon]
-> Pt. 5 [coming soon]
Just an Intern Spotify Playlist ⛓️🖤
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𝙸 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚣𝚣𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝙻𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘
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Themes: friends to lovers, SLOW burn, ANGST, eventual smut, Austin x fem!oc, midsize oc, sad boi/addict aus, fluffy, semi-AU (indie actor austin)
Summary/Intro: Best friends since college, Austin and Elsie are each other's safety nets. Austin has secrets only Elsie knows, and Elsie has too many closet skeletons for Austin to count.
Austin battles internal demons since the death of his father, which caused a switch to flip that would change him forever. His father’s death happened 4 years ago but it still haunts him – in his mind and in little pills.
Elsie has a weakness for wicked, vile, abusive men. Her boyfriend, Nox, is the latest culprit. And Austin can’t fucking stand him.  
Between trying to rescue each other and struggling to save themselves, is there something lying underneath?
18+ as this contains both smut & mature sensitive topics. Please check TWs for each chapter. General overarching warnings at the bottom of this post.
Since this is slow burn-ish so some themes/smut do not show up until later
Chapters containing smut that have * by their name
Forever Winter Spotify Playlist ❄️💞
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FW Chapters:
01 - Has He Texted You?
02 - Dependency
03 - The Close Call Clause
04 - Not The First Time
05 - Fix-It Pancakes
06 - Cold Showers
07 - Giving In
08 - Of Course I Do
09 - Thanksgiving Pt. 1
10 - Thanksgiving Pt. 2
11 - Winter Break
12 - Truth or Dare
13 - Dressing Room Games
14 - Hot or Cold? *
15 - No Touching **
16 - When The Night Ends
17 - Do Not Disturb
18 - Nothing There
19 - Not Even For A Second
20 - I Know You’re Lying
21 - Blue M&Ms
22 - Christmas - Pt. 1 - (ft. The Grinch)
23 - Christmas - Pt. 2 - Comeback Special**
24 - Ski Slopes**
25 - New Years Eve (Pt. 1) - Til You Come Back for More*
26 - New Years (Pt. 2) - Say It Again**
27 - The First Close Call
28 - Temporary Fix*
29 - Be My Mistake*
30 - It's Not Living (If It's Not With You)
31 - Mr. Percocet
32 - [TBA - coming soon]
**last updated 05.31.23**
[more chapters to be announced lol]
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Author’s Notes:
Each chapter will contain a related song suggestion and matching lyrics. I highly recommend listening to each song as they beautifully mesh with the themes of each individual chapter.
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Austin/Elvis yanked me from fanfic retirement so when I started writing FW, I fell in love with the characters & the storyline. I’m posting here so that maybe others can fall in love with them too.
I haven’t written in a while so sorry if it’s a little rusty, especially in the first couple chapters.
This post ended up being really long so sorry if it was a lot, thank you if you made it this far.
I hope you love it, please let me know if you do.
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the-gnomish-bastard · 4 months
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Flavoring bard subclasses!
Creation:
Singing toy maker?
Santa’s elf
That’s it
Eloquence:
Frank Sinatra
Elvis
Freddie Mercury
Glamour:
Literally any Disney villain
Theater kid
That’s pretty much it
Lore:
Ah, Ragnar the Red! A classic, and one of the first I learned!
Tolkien
Sabaton
Spirits:
The voices
Doctor Facilier
Spooky scary skeletons
That one old man/woman/whatever that tells a spooky story to the village children.
Swords + Valor:
Sabaton
Puss in Boots
The Nutcracker
Whispers:
The voices
They tell me secrets
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oatmealaddiction · 3 months
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Chapter three of Pax in Terris is up!
It's Christmas Muriel! The chestnuts are roasting, the sleigh bells are ringing, and the world is about to end. Unfortunately the only two people who can save it still aren't talking. Warning: Contains hellish beasts, rubber ducks, chicanery, shenanigans, schemes, Elvis Presley, Christmas Carols, diners, ugly dogs, bitter exes, gross skeleton hands, musings on the nature of love, and a terrible joke about clowns.
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randomfoggytiger · 1 month
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Kibbe Body Types, Part 2: David Duchovny
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Gillian Anderson's Kibbe analysis here; beginner's guide here.
Okay.
So.
We're going to have to do this analysis a little differently.
David Kibbe has a thorough quiz to type your body correctly... if you're a woman. So... I'm going to have to go around the mulberry bush a bit to arrive at David Duchovny's Kibbe Type.
...Why don't you tag along with me? We'll find out together.
(Spoiler: I already know his Type.)
KIBBE BODY TYPES-- BUT FOR MEN
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(**Note**: You can skip this section if extra reading isn't your thing.)
Kibbe identifies female bodies through their height, their hips, their chest, their waist, and their shoulders. However, male bodies are a whole different ballgame: width is the key measure-- of greater importance even than height-- as well as the softness or "fleshiness" of the frame.
THANKFULLY, Aly Art's got my back with this video.
Now: we must identify the yin-- soft, delicate, short, light-- qualities and separate them from the yang-- strong, tall, lean, vertical, angular, sharp-- qualities. Everybody has a blend of those two traits slapped on their skeletons; but Kibbe tried (tries) to keep it as simple as possible.
There are five basic body types; and those five types are divided into yang (sharp) and yin (soft) variants.
Dramatics-- 100% yang energy: tall, lean, strong, hard. They look angular and heavy. Typically have smaller eyes, prominent nose and chin, and thin lips.
Benedict Cumberbatch, Sean Connery, Charlton Heston, Ricardo Montalban, Errol Flyn, Daniel Craig
Soft Dramatics-- predominant yang energy with some yin added: softness and fleshiness added to their sharp, angular frame.
Dean Martin, Christian Bale, Matthew McConoughy, John Travolta, Nicholas Cage, Clark Gable
Flamboyant Naturals-- strong and hard, but with wide, blunted edges. They appear sporty or athletic: moderate to tall height, wider shoulders, and slimmer waists and hips.
Calvin Klein, Dick Van Dyke, Harrison Ford, Clint Eastwood, Tom Selleck (maybe), Michael Landon (maybe), Joe Biden  
Soft Naturals-- like the FNs, they are wide, and blunted; but their width is softened by added fleshiness, appearing slightly less tall, less dense and more delicate. They sport plusher, softer cheeks, lips, torso, and thighs; and often appear "cuter" than FNs, Ds, and SDs.
Alan Alda, OJ Simpson, John Wayne, Robert Redford, Robert Conrad, Bing Crosby, Tom Cruise, George Clooney, Gene Kelly, Brad Pit, Gene Hackman
Dramatic Classics-- is an even, "average" mixture of yin and yang elements with a slightly more dominant yang presence. They have a very blended bone structure with tauter cheeks and more predominant facial features.
Carey Grant, John Ham
Soft Classics-- is an even, "average" mixture of yin and yang elements with a slightly more delicate yin presence. They have a very blended bone structure with softer lips and fleshier cheeks.
John Slattery, John Glenn, Gregory Peck, Bryant Gumbel
Romantics-- is 100% yin: smaller, shorter, softer, more delicate. No sharp angles. They appear gentler, less harsh, less "brutally" masculine than their Dramatic and Natural counterparts.
Colin Firth, Leonardo DiCaprio, Elijah Wood, Simon Baker, Richard Gere, Michael Jackson, Omar Shereef, Billy Dee Williams, Elvis Presley
Theatrical Romantics-- is 100% yin with a taut touch of yang to their features: narrow, delicate bones instead of fully-rounded, softly-widened angles.
David Kibbe, Orlando Bloom, Prince, Johnny Depp
Flamboyant Gamines-- an uneven mixture of yin and yang elements, with more pronounced yang in their angularity and sharpness. They have small, rectangular muscularity: angular facial bones, smaller shoulders and torso, some tautness to their physique.
Jimmy Kimmel, Frank Sinatra, Neil Patrick Harris
Soft Gamines-- an uneven mixture of yin and yang elements, with more pronounced yin in their rounded curves and softness. They appear the most "cute" of the types: an even smaller Gamine, with softer cheeks, softer noses, softer lips, bigger eyes, smaller hands, etc.
Fred Astaire, Robert Downy Jr. 
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE MONOTONE
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David's frame is dominated by prominent, long vertical lines-- dare I say, blunt edges?-- and shoulders that appear-- or are?-- wider because of his narrow waist and hips.
Using this previous post as a rough guide to map out his features, DD has pronounced yin-- softer cheeks, rounder nose, softened jawbone, softer flesh over his muscles-- but not enough to cover or dominate the long, strong bones in his frame and overall musculature.
I have my suspicions, and they swing Soft Natural (not enough T-bone shoulder to fit Flamboyant Theatrical); but let's put this theory to the test.
COMPARISON IS OUR REPRIEVE AND JOY
But you ask: how are we going to type the Man, the Myth, the Monotone without a handy dandy reference guide?
Easy peasy. We compare him to other body types and notate the differences.
David and Gamines
We're eliminating Gamines first because their shorter lines, shorter stature, and more angular or rounded bodies are in direct opposition to his longer, denser lines.
Compared to DD's wider shoulders, denser frame, and squarer facial features, Jimmy Kimmel and Lucy Liu (and TR Gillian Anderson) appear more "weightless", narrower, and more angular.
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Soft Gamine Winona Ryder and Halle Berry appear weightless as well; but their angular features are tempered by a layer of softness that corresponds with the fleshiness of David's face, too.
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David and Romantics
We have a look-a-like for this section: Richard Gere, a pure Romantic.
Compared to DD's wide shoulders, slim torso and hips, and more defined musculature (even at his skinniest), Richard is composed of rounded curves, more delicate facial and skeletal bones, and a soft layer of flesh over his torso, arms, thighs, and legs. Even at Richard's fittest, there was still a softness present in his body that could not be chiseled away or hidden.
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The two Romantic Type women below-- Drew Barrymore, pure Romantic; Gillian Anderson, Theatrical Romantic-- again highlight the density of David's structure, bringing out a "heavier" presence than the Gamines had previously.
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David and Classics
Is David a Classic Type? Frankly, no-- his bones are too long and dense to be moderate and balanced; and he, even more frankly, looks terrible in very quaffed, groomed, and buttoned-up outfits.
Compared to DD's length and width, Dramatic Classics appear more proportionate, their touch of sharpness blending in with-- not rivalling-- the balance of their frames. DC Carey Grant's more balanced edges bring out the angles in DD's face, more so than the Gamines or Romantics did.
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By contrast, Soft Classics' proportionate frames contain a touch of softness-- Meryl Streep's yin calls forth David's, appearing more rounded instead of angular or blunt.
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David and Dramatics
Compared to David, Dramatics' structure is more elongated, narrow, and angular. Dramatic Benedict Cumberbatch has sharper, more prominent features, less width across his shoulders and torso, and barely any yin to speak of in his face.
(I also suspicion Tea Leoni as a Dramatic; so sneaked her in here.)
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Soft Dramatics have the elongated sharpness of the Dramatics with a soft, fleshy padding over the tautness of their features. Compared to SD Christian Bale's sharpness-in-spite-of-his-softness, DD's softer, blunter edges become more obvious.
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David and Naturals
And last but not least, we reach the native soil of David Duchovny's body type.
Flamboyant Naturals are a close but not perfect match-- their elongated, blunt width not only matches but exceeds DD's shoulders, torso, arms, legs, and facial features. FN Harrison Ford looks denser, more muscular, and even more athletic when compared to his softer brother from a different mother.
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Soft Naturals: finally, David is home! Soft Naturals have the width and length of the FNs Types softened and slightly moderated by an added, pronounced yin quality. Their face, lips, arms, torso, and slim waist appear less blunt (if no less wide); and the dense musculature of their frame is less noticeable in comparison.
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LINES, SILHOUETTES, AND OTHER FASHION ADVICE
Now that David's found his SN kind, I shall pack him up a little box lunch of good wardrobe advice to take with him. ...Or that was the theory, except it is notoriously hard to get my hands on Kibbe Body Type advice for men.
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I shall do my best to transcribe and transform Aly Art's excerpts (here) from David Kibbe's Metamorphosis book:
"Soft Natural: it is the overall combination of the very soft yin with the yang undercurrent. Slightly soft and fleshy body type on an angular frame combined with an appealing, innocent essence.
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Height: moderate.... Bone structure: slightly angular bones, slightly broad shoulders, moderate to slightly short limbs, slightly leggy look also possible. Blunt or small and irregular facial contours-- nose, cheekbones, and jawline. Hands and feet are moderate and fleshy, or slightly small and wide. Body type: slightly soft..... Facial features: full and rounded. Round eyes, round eyes, full lips, soft cheeks. Nose tends small and wide; or slightly irregular, blunt or wide. If overweight, the body tends to become extremely soft and fleshy, with the waist thickening. The upper hips, arms, and thighs tend to collect excess weight most rapidly.
"Physically, you are basically angular in bone structure-- although this is softened by a fleshy body type and full facial features.... To disperse your soft yin undercurrent..., we want to develop an appearance that could best be described as fresh and sensual....
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"Shape: Asymmetric and irregular curves-- elongated ovals, wide circles, ellipticals, and so on. Relaxed geometrics with rounded edges, easy swirls. You might not look as good in sharp geometrics; in wide, chunky, and boxy shapes; in plain, symmetrical shapes; in overly ornate shapes.
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"Line and silhouette: unconstructed silhouette with shaping, particularly at waist. Relaxed lines with subtle drape and flow, particularly bias cuts.
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You might not look as good in wide, shapeless silhouettes; in sharp, severe silhouettes; in symmetrical silhouettes; in fitted silhouettes.
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"Details: details should be loose, relaxed, delicate, slightly intricate, and very creative. Any detail that suggests a bit of antique or the earth is excellent. Shoulders should not be sharp or stiff. Necklines should be loose and soft, not closed, restricted, or fussy. Simple draped necklines; soft cowls; soft notched collars; clean lapels; shawl collars; and so on. Waist should be defined, although loosely: there can be a slightly blousy effect with the top draped over the waistline, or a slightly dropped waist as long as the silhouette is fluid. Gathers and falls should be deep, full, and soft; sleeves can be full and flowing, or gently tapered at the wrist with minimum detail.
"Trim should be delicate and antique, shearing applique, and so on. You might not look as good in sharply tailored detail, in no detail, in overly fitted and fussy detail, in animated, perky detail."
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Conclusion
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David Duchovny's gonna do and wear what he's gonna do and wear. And that's just fine~.
That and I FINISHED MY 3 DAY+ KIBBE PROJECT DESPITE MANY, MANY HICCUPS ALONG THE WAY!!!!
Thanks for reading~
And take care of yourselves.
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Enjoy!
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man-moth-hook-hand · 5 months
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Christmas with the boys
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The boys absolutly love Christmas! It's suprisingley their favorite holiday
They do Secret Santa every year
One year, Marko got David pretty much everything he could find with George Michael on it and gave it to him
The boys were singing his songs the entire night
David was not happy about it, his nickname is Uncle Scrooge
While they can't drink eggnog, they do at least try to be festive
They drain a victim and put the blood into a giant punch bowl and even drink out of festive mugs
Paul and Marko typically go out scavenging for old Christmas decorations, lights, I mean you name it
They have an old skeleton from halloween it's real and put him in an old Santa costume
His name is Mr. Kringles
They boy's aren't super creative
Dwayne has an old Elvis holiday album that they get out pretty much every year
David definetly reminisces on the "good old days" of better music when listening to old Christmas songs
I'm not talking about the 40s or 50s
No, David likes Christmas songs from the 1700-1800s
They boys joke that he's as old as Saint Nick himself
Marko's favorite part is decorating
This man cannot contain himself and will splash Christmas cheer every where
Dwayne could kinda care less, but he enjoys celebrating with the boys
The holidays are also a good way to help prevent time from passing too quickly
Paul wears a Santa hat every year
He starts sporting it the day after Thanksgiving and will wear it until midnight on Christmas day he's commited to the bit
They spoil Laddie so much
This kid literally gets at least 15 presents from each of them
Star doesn't really enjoy how excited the boys get, especially with the punch bowl, but she enjoys it for Laddie
They usually end up showing up at Max's house and watching movies on Christmas
At the end of the night, they all pile up in a room and pass out
Max likes it because it's the closest thing he gets to a "family" christmas
Christmas with you bestie
Oh the boys spoil you too
Anything you want to do they will intenseify that 100%
Get ready for the clingiest boys ever
They want you over 25/8 and will not stop cuddling you
If they manage to not burn everything, they'll set up a fire pit in the cave and make you sit on their laps
You always make sure to get the perfect gifts, they always get you twice as many
Usually, Dwayne gets a new book he's been talking about, David gets some kind of knife, Marko loves anything art related or new patches, and Paul loves music so you get him any new record or cassette he's been looking it
They boys understand the idea of gift giving, but they borrow just about anything from each other, so they kinda get you gifts they also like
One year you got a tool set. . . for a motorcycle. . . that you don't own
They boys said it was for when you do get one, but they definetly use it
They do ask first though
They do end up giving you gifts you do like
David got you an expensive necklace one year, it had your birthstone as the centerpeice with matching earrings
Marko loves to get you clotes, pretty much anything that you seems like you would wear, he somehow figures out how to get it even if it was on a diffrent person the other night
Paul likes to get you a lot of knick-knacks and decorations
Eventually you had to tell him to stop since you didn't end up having any space for them. He said you could store them in your area in the cave
Dwayne gets you normal gifts and at least one gag gift
One year, he got you a boyfriend pillow. It was basically a male torso with one arm so you could lay one it. Honestly, it's pretty comfortable. They boys had to throw it out because you were preferring that to them
Yes, they do an ugly Christmas sweater contest every year, even though Paul turns it into an ugly Christmas outfit
Star always makes you something and Laddie usually give you a decorated rock, he tries
You always get laddie the newest toy that comes out
Star loves it when you give her crystals and other shiny things
Even if you haven't turned, they still invite you over to Max's for the yearly Christmas movie marathon
Max likes you since you keep the boys in line when he can't be there
They all just flop down and make you sleep in the middle surrounded by them
It's your favorite time of the year since the boys end up being so sweet
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eddiesgorlie · 2 years
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Trick-Or-Treat
Austin x Reader
Summary: Austin and Reader dress up for halloween and hand out candy.
Warnings: Tooth rotting fluff
Word count: 501
This was my third halloween with Austin but my first one living with him. I’ve always gone all out with my costumes and of course this year I’m dragging Austin in on it. The Corpse Bride is one of my favorite halloween movies, I would dress up as Emily, Austin as Victor and our dog as Scraps. “Look at the dress I thrifted!” I said showing Austin. “You found that at a thrift store? It’s beautiful.” He said smiling. “Yep and I found these pieces for your costume.” I said handing him his costume. “I’m going to start getting ready since, well, I need to be blue.” I said laughing. “Ok.” He said as I walked to our shared bathroom. I laid out the wedding dress and the blue face paint and got to work.
After 3 hours, I was ready. My costume looked amazing, even the wig was perfect. Austin came around the corner, he was wearing the suit, his skin was grey from the face paint and his black hair was a mess. Luckily his hair was already black from Elvis. “Well hello Emily.” He said reaching for my hand. “Hello Victor.” I said. “I’ve got the candy bowls ready and spooky music playing, I think we are just about ready.” He said. Our dog Sydney, or should I say Scraps came running into the room in her skeleton costume. “Oh my, she looks so cute!” I said laughing. “She really does look adorable.” He said kissing me.
Like clockwork, the doorbell rang at exactly 6:00. “Let’s go!” I said excitedly speed walking to the door. I grabbed a candy bowl and opened the front door. “Trick or treat!” A group of little kids yelled. “Look at your costumes, you all look great!” I said as I lowered the bowl to their level. They grabbed a couple pieces each and yelled “Thank you!”
“Thats it, no more birth control for me!” I told Austin once I closed the door. “Ok.” He said with a huge smile. “I’m just kidding, not yet.” I said. He pouted his lip. The doorbell rang again and we opened it together. For the next few hours, it seemed like every time we sat down, the doorbell rang. At about 8 o’clock the last couple trick or treaters came by, we turned the porch light off after they left. “That was a very successful halloween.” I said as I hugged him. “Now I get to spend some time with my beautiful girl.” He said as he kissed my head. We sat on the couch and watched some movies. Starting with Poltergeist and ending with Nightmare Before Christmas, we snacked on some of the leftover candy and decided to call it a night.
“We should probably get in the shower before we stain the couch.” I said as I laughed. “You are probably right. But first, I need to carry my beautiful wife Emily across the threshold.” He said as he lifted me up bridal style.
Just a short little halloween story! Happy Halloween, have a spooktacular day!
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mooodyblue · 10 months
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Omg!!! I'm at a store and they have Halloween stuff out!
My favorite is Halloween!
Can you write something where elvis or bde has a little who loves Halloween and scary movies and fall?
not particularly huge on halloween but i love fall 🥹 seeing the fall scents starting to come out has been making me v happy. ty for the request!
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elvis really didn't like halloween. he thought it was a silly, pointless holiday and honestly if he heard monster mash one more time he was going to find his way to destroy every single record with it on there so he’d never hear it again.
but then came along you. you loved halloween. you loved forcing him to decorate graceland, making him put up silly prosthetic spiders and ghosts outside in the lawn. not to mention the candy, you gotta have candy! but when you're little, you tend to go a bit overboard with candy and he has to hide it away from you…..he can't handle the sugar rushes little you gets after having one too many mini hershey kisses.
there was something endearing about watching you squeal in excitement when he’d drive past a house that was a bit too decorated for his taste. styrofoam headstones in the front yard was a bit too tacky for him, but at least you liked it.
halloween was quickly approaching though. and although he couldn't just…take you trick or treating, he still wanted you to have a good halloween whether he hated the holiday or not. he couldn't handle the tiny pout on your face as you walked into the living, a snug halloween sweater on you as you grumpily sat on the sofa.
elvis let out a small chuckle, throwing an arm around your shoulder. “what's got the baby so upset today?”
“‘s halloween ‘n you won’t take me trick or treatin’” she grumbled, crossing her arms.
“aw, don't be mad at daddy. it ain't his fault.” he frowned, pressing his lips against your temple. “but you look real cute in the lil’ halloween sweater i bought ya. ain't it cute?”
“i guess so….” you grumbled again.
“how ‘bout this then.” he sat up a bit. “i know you don't have a costume or nothin' but we can at least sit here and watch some of the halloween stuff they got showin’ right now? hm?”
you didn't respond, only looking as grumpy as ever.
he chuckled a bit. “not even charlie brown? they're showin’ that in a bit. c'mon, you know you wanna watch the great pumpkin……” he said teasingly, trying to get you to crack.
but it wasn't working. he knew you wouldn't budge. he hummed for a minute, looking over at you as he thought for a minute. maybe it wasn't about going house to house for you….maybe it was the candy.
“alright, fine. i’ll let you have a few pieces of candy. is that what ya want?”
your head turned quickly to him, your eyes lighting up. elvis rolled his eyes at your reaction, knowing exactly how to get you to crack. “handful!” you said proudly.
his eyes widened, “now, honey….”
your face turned into a frown, causing him to let out a groan. “alright! fine! a handful and that’s it!” he said sternly, wiggling his finger at you.
when the sun began to set, you snuggled up to him, bowl of candy in between the two of you as you watched it’s the great pumpkin, charlie brown—giggling along happily as you unwrapped what was probably your 5th piece of chocolate in the past 10 minutes.
he smiled at you, arm around your shoulders. he definitely paid more attention to you than the movie. “you wait here, i’ll get you your sippy cup.” he kissed your cheek, standing up and making his way to the kitchen.
completely forgetting you put decorations up, he jumped slightly at the sight of a skeleton sitting at the dining table.
god, he couldn't wait for this holiday to end.
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Got any headcanons for the kids from the Monster School?
Nathaniel CAN’T swim. The moment he sets foot in the water, he sinks to the bottom. So, he’s not exactly the life of the party at pool parties
Nino absolutely hates fire. “Fire bad!”
Lacey’s fire can turn different colors when she comes into contact with certain chemicals
Only Denise can tell when Simon is winking
Chloé and Zoé get to school by sandstorm, and it gets EVERYWHERE
Marinette is always getting caught in her sewing machine. She sometimes confuses her skin for the fabric she’s sewing with
Alya and Jean sweat ectoplasm
Nathaniel is the only one unaffected by Alix’s gorgon powers since he’s already made of stone
Adrien is always the first one to find his friends body parts and reattaches them so many times, that he can reassemble Nino and Rose without looking
Marc is easily distracted by bright lights. Seriously, keep him away from bug zappers
Cosette actually likes the color red
Kim has nineteen younger brothers and one sister. And his sister is the only one who listens to him
If he feels the need to retaliate, he will scoot across your carpet
Ismael HATES cucumbers. They’re just… There.
Ivan and Denise are related
Mylène likes to braid flowers into her friends hair… Or fur
Aurore has actually met aliens that look like the ones in 50s sci-fi movies, and they are so sweet
Mireille sometimes gets sucked into drains. Don’t worry, she figures her way out… Eventually
While Max prefers his steam powered tech, he’s willing to learn about modern day appliances
Reshma, obviously, gives the best hugs. Oh, and she likes to hang out on the ceiling
Ondine is actually best friends with a kraken, and the rumors are false, because he’s a sweetheart. Kim’s totally not jealous
Sabrina knows all of the secret passageways around school to get to classes quickly. And if there’s not enough time, Alix gives her a ride on her skates
Nose rings are sort of a status symbol in Minotaur culture, and Cosette wears bejeweled rings proudly
Kim and Ismael are actually good friends
Rose knows the skeleton in the mad science lab
Luka and Juleka commission Nathaniel to sketch their portraits in place of selfies
They also don’t like the taste of human blood, so they drink a substitute; you can hardly tell the difference
Lacey is her friends’ go-to when they get too cold, and the same goes for Ivan when his friends get too hot
Denise, Ivan, and Marc are all Cryptid Kids and just wanna clear up a few things
Marc: No, I did not cause that bridge in Virginia to collapse! And those people were obviously color blind, because my eyes are green, not red. And as for me chasing them? I was warning them about their broken taillight.
Denise: Huh? Oh, yeah, that was me in the photo. Yeah, I was just walking through the woods, minding my own business, and this guy just whips out his camera, and I’m like, “Uh, hi?” Then he just takes off. Uh, rude.
Ivan: Some fancy guys found my footprints in the snow. For your information, my shoes were killing me, so I took them off, creating the footprints.
Ismael cannot be let near catnip. He gets all whacked out and starts running around like a lunatic. It takes forever to catch him
Ismael: *Laughing and running around while his friends try to catch him*
Aurore: Ismael! Get your butt back here!
Reshma: *Shoots webs at him, but he just keeps dodging* How can he be so good at this while high?!
Kim barely gets a wink of sleep becuase his siblings keep him up at night
Simon is of some nobility. His family’s got a castle in Ireland he visits every summer. He also visits Greece to meet up with some distant relatives
Nathaniel can often be found on the school roof with the other gargoyles when he doesn’t have classes. They either tease him about Marc, give him some good relationship advice, or they spend their time scoping out anyone who looks suspicious
Ondine sometimes falls asleep in the pool
Jean’s quite fond of Elvis
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