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Baela: You're in love with Mercer.
Faelon: Ha-! Me? In love with Mercer Frey? No way. He's such a bastard. If he wasn't the only person who truly understands me and doesn't try to change who I am and shares my ideals and doesn't push my boundaries or question me about my past and makes me truly comfortable enough to be myself and not live a lie I'd kill him.
Baela: Yeah. Sure.
Faelon: The sex is also great.
Baela: sigh
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More of trans allegory Jason and the goons VS the batfam:
Transmasc older goon, trying to connect: Hey out of curiosity boss, when did your egg crack?
Jason, thinking this is a bird pun about how he became Robin: Uh, 12 I guess...
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Penguin henchman: Wow, you really are okay calling yourselves goons? Isn't that like a little demeaning?
Red Hood Goon: Inclusivity my guy -Henchperson is a mouthful, and that way, we don't have to assume.
Penguin Henchman: Oh my god that's so thoughtful!
*they resume shooting at eachother.*
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Batman You're not okay Hood, you need a professional. Please, we can help you!
Jason: There's nothing wrong with me, I won't let you throw me into Arkham!
Goon of the week: Yeah Batfreak, the boss doesn't need help, there's nothing wrong with him! How would you like it if we tried to convert you out of being a furry, huh?!!
Batman: reconsiders life choices.
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Angry goon: *beats the shit out of Nightwing with a trans pride flag*
Dick, a bisexual cis metrosexual: I'm not sure what is happening but this feels offensive.
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Batman: Please, I know there's a lot of bad blood, but you're still my child...
Jason: Really? Because I clearly remember you saying you weren't my father and didn't have to deal with my "teenage angst"!
The Goons: You said what?!
Oracle : You said what?!
Dick, standing up and picking up the pride flag: You said what.
#jason todd#assigned trans at goon#jason and his goons#best mafia boss ever#best goons ever#“maybe I'll go join Jason's gang#supportive goons#they have a goon of the week contest#the batfam is so confused#oracle knows exactly what is happening but she's too busy laughing to correct the misunderstanding#Tim weaponizes it#“maybe I'll go join Jason's gang at least THEY would accept me#batman#batman and robin#under the red hood#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect jason todd#pride month#trans pride#happy pride 🌈
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Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares
James:
Remus:
Sirius:
Marls:
Lily:
Barty:
Evan:
Pandora:
James: my love, you're trans-
Reg:
Reg: we are never having sex again
Sirius cheers in the distance
#this was rudely pointed out to me#like nope im gay i refuse#nope#marauders#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#dead gay wizards#james x regulus#sirius black#remus lupin#starchaser#wolfstar#regulus arcturus black#trans regulus#james fleamont potter#regulus kinnie#marauders incorrect quotes#except they're correct and they happened
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*After the Gauntlet.*
Amber: “You can’t do that!”
Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”
Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”
Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”
#this was the scene right?#incorrect quotes#correct quotes#this is how it happened right?#fourth wing#incorrect fourth wing#iron flame#amber mavis#dain aetos#violet sorrengail#xaden riorson#violet x xaden#violet and xaden#source: parks and rec
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Vincent: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Rody: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Vincent: *feels his face heat up*I—
Vincent: *looks away from Rody clearing his throat a bit*I don’t know the correct answer to that question, and please don't ever say that again Rody...
#dead plate#dead plate game#dead plate vincent#dead plate rody#vincent charbonneau#rody lamoree#rody x vincent#you know this happened#this happened once#incorrect quotes#actually this is very correct
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merlin: i challenge you to an arm wrestle!
arthur: oh, you're ON!
merlin:
arthur:
merlin:
arthur: you're just... holding my hand?
#merlin#bbc merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#merlin x arthur#they're boyfriends your honor#incorrect quotes#merlin incorrect quotes#CORRECT quotes cause this actually happened one night in the tavern
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Dustin: ARE YOU-
Eddie: Fucking.
Dustin: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Eddie: Fucking.
Dustin: IDIOT!
Robin: ..What was that?
Eddie: Steve banned Dustin from swearing, so I’m helping him out.
#if you think this didn’t happen sorry but you’re wrong#this also works equally as well with max and el#it’s interchangeable#(in)correct stranger things quotes#dustin henderson#eddie munson#robin buckley#stranger things#incorrect stranger things quotes
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anakin: whenever padme is mad at me, i go and tighten the lids of all the jars, so she has to come to me for help.
*sounds of glass breaking in the background*
anakin: it hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.
#please#this is correct#i know it is#esspecially when they move into together after the war#cause that is exactly what happened in canon#star wars#star wars: the clone wars#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#anidala#i love them your honour#anakin x padme#incorrect quotes
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Sam: Cas isn‘t answering his phone
Dean: I’ll call
Sam: Bobby and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Cas: Hello?
#that literally happened in the show so it’s almost a correct quote#funny thing is this is the combination the generator spit out#it KNOWS#source: incorrect quotes generator#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#sam winchester#bobby singer#destiel#incorrect spn#incorrect spn quotes#incorrect supernatural#incorrect supernatural quotes#semi-incorrect quote
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do you think the stray cats ever wondered what happened to adam :(
#adam stanheight#adam faulkner stanheight#do you think adams feminist vegan punk ex girlfriend ever wonders what happened to him#the people in his life are so intriguing. to me#scott tibbs certifiably insane. thinks adams a pussy#ex gf. broke up w him for being too angry#his mom. calls him honey nd ‘just wants to know hes alright’. dad was angry for some reason but no longer angry#neighbor hates him. thinks hes too loud and routinely calls adam a quote unquote little shithead#stray cats think he is their best friend. they are correct :)#everyone hate him except for cats !#📹
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Mike flirting with El: Pizza box goggles! Vomit green socks! :D (this is cute don't get me wrong)
Mike flirting with Will: You're the love of my life
#byler dynamic#stranger things#it's so funny because what#im so silly laugh at my jokes#adorable great why i love platonic elmike#vs#you're the best thing to ever happen to me would you kiss me if i asked i mean uh as friends#*best friends tho#byler#byler correct quotes
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sirius: does it hurt? you can hold my hand if it hurts.
remus: *imagining what he and sirius’ fingers would feel like interlinked and how cold his rings would feel against the skin of his hand* uh-huuh
#me too remus me too#correct marauders quotes#because in a tattoo artist au this would happen (it happened in mine)#tattoo artist sirius black#sirius black#remus lupin#wolfstar#shitposts
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Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 490
Wanda: “Has anyone seen my ID? I swear it’s always clipped to my bag…but it wasn’t here this morning?”
Natasha: “No, sorry, did you leave it at home maybe?”
Steve, over the intercom: “Would the scarlet witch please come to the front of the compound. I repeat, would Wanda Maximoff please come to the front of the compound, over”
Wanda, face paling: “No. They wouldn’t. No.”
Natasha: “Oh…but they would”
*meanwhile*
Agatha: *holding Wanda’s badge* “I AM THE SCARLET WITCH - LOOK I HAVE ID”
Y/N: *trying to climb over the metal barrier*
Steve: “Wanda please come collect your chaos gremlins faster please”
#agatha unhinged screaming she’s correct?#never happened before#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos counter#coven of chaos#incorrect marvel quotes
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i think what most people fail to understand is that theres no fucking way that israel intelligence community wouldnt know about the attack that happened. they have spies literally everywhere and theyre frighteningly good at their job, just look at some cases of them stealing data from other countries and you will see. so the most likely scenario in my head is that israeli government decided to let the attack happen, let the people die, bc of the greater good of forcing more oppression onto palestinians and deeming any of the activists as terrorists. now they can say "look its not our fault!!! we're doing this for the security of the country, not just israelis, and our laws and legislations are only to control the terrorism" which is a big fat lie.
people need to understand that when oppression gets too suffocating radical groups are born. this is why there are alt right muslim extremists in europe, bc theyre being actively oppressed. but what they do benefits the government (as in, they can now point at the extremists and claim all muslims/middle easterns are like this). so in the end, theres a high chance that the recent hamas attack will benefit the genocide of the palestinian—a truly ironic tragedy, the acts of which we (the middle easterns) already know from memory.
my heart goes out to all of my palestinian siblings. i hope the nightmarish genocidal machine of israel finally dies, and that you can experience peace in the end 🇵🇸
#Palestine#also i need the western leftists to check their sources before quoting any palestine advocate bc some of them are the iranian government#which i do not need to get into to explain why thats not correct and u shouldn't listen to them. hopefully#god im just. head in hands#when will the horrors end#people can never understand the experience of living in middle east#its truly hellish#and everything is out of our control#and bc we are brown our lives just. don't fucking matter#they way everyone treats us like trash like we deserve whats happening#like we deserve the war the west is forcing on us#im so so so tired. the pain never goes away#it just piles up.
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Ace attorney in a nutshell can't tell me otherwise.
Edgeworth: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.
Phoenix: *raises a brow at him* What makes you say that?
Edgeworth: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?
Phoenix: Edgeworth… You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?
Edgeworth: *screams in anger*
Phoenix:*pats his back* I hear you Miles, I hear you
#ace attorney miles edgeworth#phoenix wright ace attorney#ace attorney#ace attorney shitpost#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#phoenix wright aa#this happens a lot#gay lawyers#incorrect quotes#maybe correct quotes#incorrect ace attorney quotes
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gwaine: is anyone here actually straight?
arthur: *raises his hand*
merlin: *puts his hand back down*
#merlin#merlin incorrect quotes#they should be called CORRECT quotes cause this actually happened before my very eyes#merthur#merlin x arthur#chaotic boyfriends#incorrect quotes
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