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you-cant-be-sirius · 7 months

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Barty: What are you writing?

Regulus: The Ministry of Magic wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Evan, looking over Regulus' shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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theprongspotter · 6 months

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Sirius: Gay son or thot daughter?

Evan: You’re literally both.

Barty: He has that two in one pack deal.

Regulus: Child neglect.

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official-e-money · 19 days

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barty crouch junior is a huge biter

he bites everything

he bites his food aggressively

he bites his clothes

he bites his boyfriend

he just BITES

#barty is a biter #barty <3 #barty crouch jr headcanon #the marauders era #rosekiller #mwpp era #slytherin skittles #rosekiller headcanon #barty loves evan

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lilyevansmywife · 1 year

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Oh yeah i heard about ship of Evan Rosier and Barty Crouch jr love them <3

#evan rosier #barty crouch jr #regulus and evan and barty #rosekiller #Evan and Barty #Barty loves Evan #marauders #dead gay wizards #harry potter marauders #marauders headcanon #regulus black #james potter #sirius black

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adharastarlight · 6 months

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Reg sneaking into his dorm at 2am, uniform a little dishevelled

Barty, turning the light on and stroking a cat like a bond villain: why hello, you're out awfully late

Reg: ...uhm-

Evan, appearing in the shadows next to Barty: it's dreadfully strange how the light affects the colours of ties

Reg:

Reg: merde

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starchasing-chocolate · 7 months

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5/5 😭❤️

#slytherin skittles fanart #regulus black #marauders #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #dorcas meadowes #pandora lovegood #harry potter #marauders fanart #jegulus #they’re everything to me #but as much as I love them #I’m so glad I’m done with this thing #LMAO

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marvelomadness06 · 1 year

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If you think quidditch players weren’t superstitious, your wrong, and if you think James wasn’t the worst outta the lot of them, you’ve got another thing coming.

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pearlynia · 1 month

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Sirius "dogfather" Black

Remus "I love you more than chocolate" Lupin

James "it's a stag not a deer🤓" Potter

Regulus "I'm not gonna learn how to swim, you can't tell me what to do! *Drowns not even a year later* Black

Barty "I'm not insane 🙄" (famous last words) Crouch

Evan *DEAD silent* Rosier

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moondustinfj · 3 months

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*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

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ashes-to-ashesxx · 3 months

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wolfstar think they're kinky until they find out what jegulus do

then sirius, james and remus find out what rosekiller get up to and just stop functioning properly

(regulus is completely fine with this information, he already knew)

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whoisflattery · 4 months

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brothers of House Black

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you-cant-be-sirius · 7 months

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Regulus: What are you two arguing about this time?

Evan: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!

Barty: Cry me a table, Evan.

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theprongspotter · 2 months

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Barty: I can even be your dog if you'd like. Isn't that nice? Me, on my knees, at your command.

Evan: You’re too ugly to be a dog, much less mine.

Barty: Right then, fuck you too.

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c: @akwardsilince

#marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s #gay dead wizards #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #evan x barty #barty x evan #evan loves barty #barty loves evan #rosekiller

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stareggie · 3 months

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james: do you blow on food when it’s hot or do you hashhshahfashafsha til you can chew?

sirius: i blow on it but underestimate how hot it is and hashhshfshahsfaha anyways.

remus: …

regulus: is it always like this?

remus: unfortunately.

regulus: god spare me.

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reggies-fake-horcrux · 1 year

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anytime Sirius or Regulus starts a story by saying "when I was a child.." James has to brace himself for whatever he's about to hear

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billsbae · 6 months

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now imagine jegulus being harry's parents and pandalily being luna's. barty now has to deal with not only one but two kids, babysitting them

*playing with dolls*

barty: uh, how you doing?

harry looking at luna: uncle barty, say it in your girl voice!

luna: why do we keep asking you!

barty to james: hey look away

barty: how you doing? 🩷💅

james: *fvcking dies*

could work also with evan

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