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moondustinfj · 2 months

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*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

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themarvelmarauder · 4 months

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Regulus: before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a gryffindor

Barty: Aw, i knew you'd get with James

Regulus: ha ha ha

Barty: does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?

Regulus: see another bed in here?

Barty: Oh yeah, you're totally my bitch forever

Regulus: so, about the whole gryffindor thing don't tell too many people

Barty: hey, you know me

Regulus: I mean don't tell my brother

Barty: *starts texting Sirius* you know me

Regulus: who are you texting? *phone starts ringing*

Sirius, on the phone: A GRYFFINDOR?! MY BEST FRIEND?! SCANDAL!

Regulus: that's not true. Who told you?

Sirius: Barty duh!

Regulus: that gossipy bitch

Barty: you know me

Regulus: BARTY!

#marauders #marauders era #regulus black #james potter #barty crouch jr #platonic bartylus #sirius black #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #text from scott pilgrim vs the world

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themaraudersconstellation · 5 months

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barty crouch jr

#my love #marauders era #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #the slytherin skittles #slytherin skittles #rosekiller #bartylus #platonic bartylus

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thedvilsinthedetails · 2 months

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convos I’ve had with my friends as incorrect marauders quotes

Barty: I like to live life on the edge

Regulus: Barty you like to live life falling over the edge.

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orchideous-nox · 17 days

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Barty and Regulus are actually nice to each other for once instead of bullying each other but then they're just stood there like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ afterwards so have to restore the balance by being mean again

#this might be based off me and my friend #he called me a turd so i said i hate him #it's okay we both said it lovingly #definitely not a quibblernox post #marauders #hp marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards from the 70s #barty crouch jr #regulus black #platonic bartylus #this is not romantic #if you make this romantic bartylus i will cry #rosekiller

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easternlonging · 4 months

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regulus black is a perfectionist barty crouch has ocd

#they are not the same <3 #the marauders #marauders #slytherin skittles #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #bartylus #platonic bartylus #regulus x barty

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anonymousqualities · 5 months

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I love to think Barty/reg bromance is Karmic raparation for Remus having to deal with James and Sirius' nonsense lmao

James glaring at barty and regulus from the livingroom. He groans in annoyance when regulus runs his hand through Barty's crazy hair fondly.

James huffs, crossing his arms "they might as well just snog in front of me. You would think Reg wasn't my fiance!"

Remus looks up boredly before looking back at his book "now you know what I have to put up with"

Sirius, who's sitting on James's lap and admiring remus as he reads, blinks in confusion "what do you mean my love?"

In james' defence, him and sirius never actually dated lol

Barty & Reg definitely dated at some point.

Evan & Remus bond over the chaos that is their love life.

#regulus black #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #regulus x james #james/regulus #james x regulus #platonic bartylus #barty & regulus

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valoflunar · 7 months

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Barty said that James was infecting regulus with his brightness and it was a good thing and regulus replies that that it was the only infection he has ever been happy to get

#marauders era #james and regulus #regulus black #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #Dorcas and regulus talking about their partners to each other will always be a fundamental part of their friendship #james x regulus #James’ brightness is part of the reasons why regulus will call James nick names related to the sun #Barty finds it grossly cute #james potter #regulus x james #james is just infectious happy #it’s like he walks into a room and suddenly everyone feels better then before after looking at him because that man radiates happiness #barty and regulus #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #platonic bartylus

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aithusarosekiller · 11 months

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No but can you imagine the different characters looking up to the night sky on the anniversary date of Reg's disappearance throughout the years (ik we say he died in December usually but for this hc it was April okay)

Like

Pandora in 1885 looking up with little Luna, smiling sadly and saying 'you're shining particularly bright tonight my love' and then proceeding to tell him every detail of her life since the previous year (she does this every year)

Sirius and Barty in Azkaban in 1982 just staring up and crying in complete silence, I can imagine at least one of them doing a little cheesy salute too bc who cares about being traumatised by the Azkaban experience when you can embarrass Reggie's ghost

James in 1981 just lying in the middle of a field pretending he's fine, making jokes about the 'black family dramatics making him die young' and blowing a kiss at the star before breaking down into tears

Narcissa -like Pandora- doing the same thing every single year and getting asked by Lucius why she always spent the night of April 9th sitting on the balcony, talking to the stars with a glass of wine. She refuses to give him the honour of knowing. She tells Draco in 1990.

Kreacher not even remembering the date but getting the overwhelming urge each year to sit on the floor of Reg's room and do nothing

#yayyy #angst #jegulus #black brothers <3 #platonic pandulus #platonic bartylus

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murderoushagthesequel · 11 months

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you know, i talk a lot about how much i hate bartylus but you know what i need to talk about more? how much i ADORE platonic bartylus.

it comes through pretty clearly in my fics but if you just follow my tumblr and don't read anything from my ao3 it doesn't really come up so here is a very long rant about all my favorite things about their friendship (mostly headcanons) and some of this is pulled directly from my fics lol

so i fucking love regulus and barty's friendship. it's so incredibly special to me. i love that they love each other so dearly but they're also absolute menaces to each other. i love that when one of them is sad they're secretly really really soft but around other people they act like mortal enemies.

i love that they absolutely would help each other make people jealous (what can i say, a star for a summer's day was my first jegulus fic). i am very pro bartylus making out to make people jealous (i'm looking at you, halloween party from asfasd).

i love that they either despised each other at first sight or became instant friends and there is no in between. i love that they bond and joke over their family issues. i love that barty is really clingy and regulus pretends to hate it. i love that barty pretends to be grossed out by jegulus but secretly he's so so happy to see his best friend happy.

i love that barty and evan totally parent regulus and he hates it. i love that if regulus were an animagus he would make barty's life hell by biting and scratching him. i love that they actually have a lot in common and have conversations in the middle of the night excitedly talking and evan can't sleep. i love that regulus will infodump to barty and barty will listen to every word and make sure that regulus knows what he's saying is valuable.

i love that they taught each other what love means.

#this is not proofread this is literally just a stream of conciousness #platonic bartylus #is that not a tag???? RUDE #felt like i needed to express that just cuz i don't like them romantically or sexually doesn't mean i don't like them #they're platonic soulmates #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #barty and regulus #marauders #slytherin skittles #marauders era #hag screams into the void

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actuallyitskal · 1 year

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ngl, love how the last chapter of cr proved that barty would hype up regulus while he killed somebody.

love how close we got, and how excited he was for his bestie to just act on his desires.

#barty crouch junior #regulus black #jegulus #crimson rivers #zeppazariel #platonic bartylus

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themarvelmarauder · 5 months

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Barty: yeah we don't laugh anymore. We don't talk anymore

Regulus: we're talking now

Barty: yeah but only while we wait for Evan

Regulus: we talked last night

Barty: yeah but you were in a mood

Regulus: I was not in a mood

Barty: alright fine you weren't in a mood

#marauders #marauders era #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #rosekiller #platonic bartylus #bartylus

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themaraudersconstellation · 8 months

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bartylus

#theyre so babygirl #bartylus #platonic bartylus #regulus and barty #barty crouch junior #regulus black

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achilles-the-boy-of-gold · 9 months

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Okay so I really can't draw but I was bored so I drew flustered reggie as James walks by without a shirt on (and barty in the backround who's fed up of this behavior and is waiting for them to get together) 😂 again I really can't draw, and I also don't do it much so just ignore this. Idk. Might delete this post later 🤷‍♂️

#reggie #regulus black #jegulus #platonic bartylus #flustered reggie #james walking by him on purpose #annoyed barty shipping jegulus so hard #really bad drawing #sorry

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roadkill111 · 2 months

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barty crouch jr.

#thats it #thank you very much #marauders #barty crouch jr #bartylus #barty x evan #platonic bartylus #help me

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kat-xox · 4 months

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LITERALLY GOING FERAL FOR THE PLATONIC BARTYLUS IN YLML OH MY GOD😭😭😭😭😭

they’re becoming each other’s ride or die and i love it

ohhhhhhhmyhello😭😭😭 ya um. they. do things to me. and i just feel like regulus right here is in a place where he really, really needs someone, you know? someone who, for once, isn’t james or sirius. ylml barty means everything to me<333 so glad you like it:,)

#asks #fic: your lips my lips #ylml #platonic bartylus #ya idk i love them sm

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