okay first i will say this ship is like a brain child* between me and @murderoushagthesequel
*(we didn’t create the ship but we have made it our own)
and that this is probably only our interpretation of it but alas i’ll share. i do have a fic of them (i say i want you inside me and you split me open with a knife) and so does hag (here). there’s two other works on ao3 and i totally recommend them but i haven’t read them.
james likes them a little weird which is why he’s drawn to pandora and regulus. pandora has always been a little odd since she was a little girl and regulus is that weird under socialized kid who’s only exposure to other people were parties his parents through (and then of course hogwarts). james finds it endearing that pandora would rip out her ribs for him and would serve him her heart for dinner if she could still be alive to see him eating it. regulus probably wants to carve himself open and give it to james too but most importantly he wants to carve james open and something about that drives james wild.
murder as an act of devotion… cannibalism as a metaphor for love… violence as worship… they’re insane for each other in the best possible way. i’m talking murdering people and having sex with their corpse a couple feet away. i’m talking sex in a coffin and there’s too many limbs and the body who once belonged to that coffin is currently out of it \\: i’m talking fucking each other to literal death if they could.
knives and other weapons are like… a must in the bedroom they’re covered in scars and from teeth and blades and who knows maybe a fucking bullet. and they have their initials carved into each other and tattoos galore and who knows james probably as “property of lovegood & black” (or whatever you hc pandora’s last name to be) to be tattooed on him somewhere.
dom pandora dom pandora dom pandora dom pandora dom pandora dom pandora
james has a raging mommy kink and pandora is on the receiving end of that \: but she loves it she’s his mommy yk? she loves having him in her lap and stroking his cock and whispering in his ear how he’s such a good boy for mommy.
naturally regulus also calls pandora mommy and he calls james daddy because james Is his daddy but he’s first and foremost a sub to pandora so sometimes it’s a little pathetic in the best possible way for regulus to call james daddy
they’re not necessarily jealous like i won’t say they’ve killed lily/barty/xeno for having one of them first but they did probably kill them for sex reasons which idk which is worse
freak 4 freak 4 kind of normal guy who gets turned into a freak by the other freaks
I can imagine rosekiller announcing their relationship on April Fools and laughing their ass off watching Hogwarts try to figure out if they are actually dating or not.
"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
barty, when he comes back in covered in hickeys and bites due to spending the last two hours in his dorm with evan and sees dorlene kissing gently: “yall are gay af dudes”
what if i told you that a lot of “Americanized” versions of foods were actually the product of immigrant experiences and are not “bastardized versions”
Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”
"Sirius was probably so angry when he found our James liked his little brother."
Peeved, maybe. Disgusted, no doubt.
But Sirius never saw it as a betrayal. Because his brother hurt him, but he recognized that he did just the same. And in spite of it all, Sirius never stopped loving his brother.
He was relieved, if anything. That of all people at that cursed school, of all the slytherin blokes he could have ended up with, it was James Potter that his little brother gave his faith too. That it was James Potter, there to comfort Regulus Black in their quiet moment. He knew James. He loved James. And he was more than glad that his brother loved him, too. Because he knew how fragile his brother was, when it boiled down to. And he knew that James Potter, above all else, would treat any man or woman right.
And if Sirius and his baby brother never did quite get around to fully mending their relationship, if Regulus still felt there was a level of caution or distrust to be had, preventing him from ever sharing the things that irked him to Sirirus, he was glad it could be James. It felt like a piece of himself, if he was honest. A piece of himself that Regulus still had.
So yeah, aside from the fake aforementioned disgust, and the rather heavy teasing, Sirirus Black was relieved that his best friend fell inlove with his baby brother.
Rosekiller are the fwb that never confirm if they’re dating but it’s very obvious they love each other and won’t date or sleep with anyone else and then just elope one day
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