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billsbae · 6 months

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Grimmauld Palace, 1993

barty: nice onesie. Does it come in men?

harry, annoyed 13-year-old: oh I think you come in men enough for all of us

sirius:

evan:

james:

pandora:

marlene:

lily:

regulus: oh i'm so proud of you <3

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futurequibblerjournalist · 1 month

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Luna: singing her ABC’s out of order

Barty: yes girl, remix!!

#marauders era #marauders #hp marauders #hp #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #uncle barty #luna lovegood

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theprongspotter · 6 months

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*rosekiller babysitting*

Barty, holding Harry up by his leg: Hey, I like this thing. Let’s get one.

Evan, in horror: Oh, Merlin, put him down!

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c: @prompts-in-a-barrel

#marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #gay dead wizards #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #barty x evan #evan x barty #barty loves evan #evan loves barty #rosekiller #uncle evan #uncle barty

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mooncello · 6 months

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my favorite marauders fics are those that imagine these messy gay wizards raising harry. like...james and reg as harry's parents. yes. barty babysitting harry and having no fucking clue how to entertain a five year old. yes. remus affectionally sharing with harry his extensive vinyl collection. hell yes. sirius taking an angsty harry to get his first piercing (and, later, provide teenage harry's first joint - hand-rolled obv). yessss.

throw out everything effing jkr created in canon and remake it better, gayer, happier. these wizards don't die tragic deaths. they live.

i'd read seven books of that.

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gayliketheancients · 3 months

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3-We Who Remain When The Price Was Paid now out on ao3

Here ✨️

#jegulus #marauders #challenge prompt au #wolfstar #drarry #3 we who remain after the price was paid #rosekiller #nobleflower #uncle severus #uncle moony #uncle padfoot #uncle barty #master of death harry potter #slytherin harry

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1frog-without-sunglasses · 18 days

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Imagine just how much more unhinged Luna could have been if her two insane uncles hadn't joined the racist club and died. Like: "Oh, uncle Barty went on a *insert made up creature here* hunt with me once. We ended up having to flee muggle police and than we got ice cream."

I feel so robbed.

#The Ice cream was a bribe for not telling Regulus #Barty still believes they'll catch that creature some day #barty crouch jr #luna lovegood #uncle Barty

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k1ranishf4 · 8 months

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Ah, yes. Finally, the full version

[By tardis_time_with_13 on Instagram]

#the fact that all mentioned fandoms equal one person #in my case at least #david tennant #doctor who #tenth doctor #broadchurch #harry potter #barty crouch jr #shakespeare #marvel’s jessica jones #jessica jones #killgrave #good omens #crowley #ducktales #uncle scrooge #michael sheen #georgia tennant

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saturnsconstellation · 4 days

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Barty Crouch Jr would be the uncle that would rant to 6 year old Luna about his issues with Evan while she paints his nails pink and puts hello kitty hair clips to hold his hair back, and then he would 100% follow her advice.

He’d be THAT bitch and that’s why he��s Luna’s favorite. (I’m kidding) (or am I)

#Luna: maybe you should listen to what he has to say #Barty: you really think so?#Luna: *nod* please give me ur other hand and don’t use that one #Barty: okay boss #THEY WOULD BE AO CUTE TOGETHER #I love their dynamic #Luna introducing her bf/gf: this is my uncle Barty! he looks like he bites but he doesn’t #Barty: *baring teeth like a wild animal*#luna lovegood #barty crouch junior #Evan would be smitten by this ofc #Pandora is just so happy they get along so well and that Luna has someone to protect her forever #rosekiller

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englishboylover · 5 months

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luna : i think daisies are one of the most beautiful flowers!

barty : anyone who disagrees with her, should sleep one eye opened tonight.

#pandora : calm down barty #barty : im not even threatening anyone #im a simp for uncle barty and evan!!#marauders #the marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders #marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #luna lovegood #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #evan rosier #rosekiller

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nothingtoseeherebyeexx · 1 year

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back by popular demand, fem marauders (and wolfstar)!

(for the second comic, pretend rita skeeter isn’t like 10 years older than the marauders please and thank you)

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theicarusconstellation · 1 year

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whatever you do don’t imagine barty (as moody) seeing third-year luna telling everyone about wrackspurts and nargles just like pandora, except luna was subject to bullying and ridicule and had no one to protect her, and DONT imagine luna going to visit him in his cell before he got the dementor’s kiss to ask why the murderous death eater was so nice to her all year

#barty turned draco into a ferret for luna #he gave detentions to people calling her loony #they had weekly tea #she was supposed to call him uncle barty #barty crouch jr #luna lovegood #pandora lestrange #pandora lovegood #slytherin skittles #rosekiller #marauders angst

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billsbae · 6 months

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rosekiller babysitting harry

barty: uhm... want a beer?

evan: HE'S FOUR!

barty: I don't know, what am I supposed to do with him?!

#harry potter #rosekiller #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #baby harry #baby harry potter #uncle barty #uncle evan #the marauders #marauders #jegulus raising harry #jegulus #jegulily

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olivers-cocoapuffs · 1 year

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Rosekiller but they meet because Barty is Luna’s teacher and Evan drops her off/picks her up sometimes

#It’s a spin on the Jegulus teacher au #I feel like it’d be really cute because canonically Barty is a good teacher #And Evan is Luna’s uncle so like??#Barty crouch jr #evan rosier #rosekiller #luna lovegood

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sebbianas · 10 months

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luna: i love you uncle barty

barty: i know

barty: i love you too

luna: i know

#this is how i imagined they are #the whole gang loves luna but barty loves her the most #i love uncle barty

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foursaints · 3 days

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Barty is the tenured professor that does and says absolutely whatever the fuck he wants his students are all either down bad or terrified of him

i think i struggle to picture this because being a college professor & being a high school teacher (like he was in gof) are such different skillsets... i always want to see him as an elementary school teacher.

i truly believe barty would be the wildly unprofessional but deeply beloved 4th grade teacher with a snake in his classroom, or perhaps a ferret, who wears band shirts to school and STRUGGLES not to say "fuck yeah!!!" every twenty minutes

#a #lily is the teacher across the hall who has a weirdly intense rivalry with him & evan is luna's hot uncle. for the record #PROFESSOR BARTY... OOGHGHGHG.#in truth I couldn't picture this because it would make me so ******* that I would pass out

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gayliketheancients · 3 months

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Super happy with 2-Family Home

So much so I wanted to drop a sneak peak at 3-We Who Remain After The Price Was Paid

BREAKING NEWS:

4 year old Harry Potter fights death!

#challenge prompt au #3-We Who Remain When The Price Was Paid #slytherin harry #master of death harry potter #glta #glta writes on ao3 #glta writes fanfic #gayliketheancients #jegulus #wolfstar #drarry #rosekiller #uncle severus #uncle moony #uncle barty #marylily #mwpp #marauders #marauders fanfic

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