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sarahscribbles · 1 year

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𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐱 𝐟!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 𝟏.𝟏𝐤

𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

𝟏𝟐 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

“What about that one?” You shimmied out of the midnight blue blanket that Loki had draped around you both to point up at the sky.

The forecast had said that the night would be clear - perfect for stargazing if you were so inclined - and the stars were glittering like tiny jewels against the onyx night. Some shone brighter than others, but together they knitted a twinkling blanket across the sky, making you feel very, very small.

Loki’s deep laugh rumbled against your back while one strong arm pulled you tighter against his chest. With the other, he reached out to grab your outstretched hand, pulling it backwards to kiss your knuckles before tucking it back into the warmth of the blanket.

��Your endless curiosity is endearing, my darling,” he murmured, fixing the blanket back around you and resting his chin on your shoulder. You wanted to live in this moment with him. “That one is Cassiopeia. I believe you Midgardians call it the Seated Queen or the W constellation. You can see a section of the Milky Way just there.” He poked an elegant finger through the small gap in the blanket to trace it in the sky.

“You’re such an astronomy nerd,” you teased him as he folded his hand back around your waist.

He shuffled a little before answering, making sure that the blanket cocooning you both against the December air was snugly tucked around you, leaving no gaps for even a brief breeze to sneak in. “Top of the class in Asgard,” he answered simply, a quiet note of pride creeping into his voice.

“Is that so?” you answered, squeezing the hand that rested on your stomach. “Cassiopeia’s brightest star?” you then asked, deciding to put him to the test, though your own knowledge of the stars was limited.

“Schedar,” he replied easily, pulling a hand out to poke your side, making you laugh and wriggle in his embrace.

He returned his arm to settle over your stomach and you relaxed back into his embrace. His chest was pressed so tightly to your back that you could feel the steady thump of his heart and could feel the steady rise and fall as he breathed. For a moment it was all you could focus on. After everything - the battles and war and Thanos - the beat of his heart and the soft sound of his breathing were a reassuring reminder that he was still here, still alive, still yours.

“That was an easy one,” you said, smiling when he nuzzled his face into your neck, soft curls dancing lightly over the small bit of exposed skin. “Give me three bordering constellations.”

Loki didn’t even pause. “Andromeda, Lacerta, and Perseus,” he replied quietly, soft lips pressing against your neck over and over in gentle, innocent kisses.

He wasn’t shy with his affections, but you still lapped it up, cherishing every last second you got to spend with this man. “Show off,” you muttered, though there was nothing but affection lacing your words.

He only laughed softly, nuzzling his nose against the skin of your neck. “You asked me to tell you about the stars, my love. I’m only granting your request,” he said, returning his chin to rest on your shoulder. “And I believe the deal was one kiss for every constellation I named correctly,” he prompted smugly.

You pretended to huff. “Fine,” you said, but turned your head eagerly to allow him to kiss you.

You caught the brief roll of his eyes and his affectionate little smirk before his lips claimed yours. It was chaste and gentle and he still tasted faintly of the hot chocolate you had both drank while the stars were only beginning to shine above your heads.

Now it felt as though the warmth radiating from each of those stars lighting up the sky was blossoming in your chest while he kissed you.

You would never tire of kissing him.

His left arm snaked up your back beneath the blanket to loop across your shoulders, coaxing you to turn around so you were pressed against him and sitting sideways in his lap. Your body moulded easily to his, as though your soul recognised his as its mate and craved closeness, and you swore that if you had died in that very moment you would have died with no complaints.

When his lips broke apart from yours - leaving a pleasant tingle in their wake - it was as though nothing else in the world mattered but you and him, like nothing else would ever matter but you and him. You placed one last kiss to the strong line of his jaw and burrowed into the familiar comfort of his neck and were rewarded by his strong arms wrapping around you to cradle you to him.

“I’m surprised you haven’t asked about the brightest star in the sky tonight, my love,” he spoke softly after a minute, and you swore you felt his heart speed up.

Unseen by him you smiled, knowing that it was clearly bait for something but not caring in the slightest. “Tell me about the brightest star in the sky tonight, Loki,” you said, fighting not to laugh when he heaved a heavy, dramatic sigh.

“Fine,” he echoed your earlier feigned annoyance. “What would you like to know?”

“Its name would be nice.”

For a moment there was silence and you briefly wondered if this time you really had caught him out. Then, his arms tightened around you and your name dropped quietly from his lips.

“Hmm?” you replied, believing that he was only attempting to get your attention.

“That’s its name,” he said slowly in the same soft voice. This time, you knew you could feel his heart racing in his chest.

He was nervous.

Swiftly, you pulled out of his embrace just far enough to allow you to see his face. It was soft and expectant and he was gazing at you with so much love that you swore your heart would burst. “You named a star after me?” you asked him stupidly.

Loki’s eyes flickered briefly over your face, gazing at you with such reverence it was as though he was seeing you for the first time. “Yes,” he answered simply. Even under the cover of darkness, you could see the light dusting of pink that rose to his cheeks.

You didn’t give him a chance to say anything more, didn’t give him a chance to do anything, but tangled your arms around his neck and kissed him, putting as much love behind it as your heart could muster. This man was your sun, your moon, your entire night sky and more.

“I love you so much,” you said softly when your lips left his, cupping his face in your hands.

Loki smiled - that soft smile that was reserved for only you - and reached for your hand to place another soft kiss to your palm. “I love you more than all the stars in the sky, my little mortal.”

Tags: @sailorholly @joyful-enchantress @muddyorbs @ozymdias @fandxmslxt69 @trickster-maiden @lokixryss @silverfire475 @wolfsmom1 @lokisgoodgirl @cake-writes @vickie5446 @lokidbadguy @unabashed-lover-of-fictional-men @all-envy-suyu @erynion-rogueofthegreenwoods @gortycs @katehawke @123forgottherest @fictive-sl0th @lovingchoices14 @peanutbutter-y-jams @wintermischief @gigglingtigger @kinky-faerie

#loki #loki fluff #loki x reader #Loki laufeyson

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jus-a-lil-mouse · 4 months

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A quick rundown of everyone’s Guardian Characters for Shugo Phantom, my and @this-is-z-art-blog ‘s DP x Shugo Chara crossover. For @crossoverdanuary Day 5: Shell! (Because eggs have shells. It’s a stretch, I know)

DANNY

Lune - Danny’s first Guardian Character. A put-together little nerd. Lune is very smart, and loves astronomy and physics. Born of Danny’s love of learning and desire to be an astronaut.

Soul - Danny’s second Guardian Character. An outgoing superhero character. He’s born of Danny’s desire to be helpful and brave enough to do the right thing!

SAM

Blossom - A sweet, laid-back hippie who loves flowers. She is born of Sam’s passion for the environment. They aim to stand up for those who can’t stand up for themselves.

TUCKER

Jameson - A very technologically savvy James Bond-type spy. He was born of Tucker’s desire to be charismatic, clever, and talented. Jameson is cool and collected, unless there’s fancy tech around!

KWAN

Prose - A cozy knit sweater kinda guy! He’s very gentle and kind, and enjoys reading books. Born of Kwan’s love of reading and desire to be a gentle giant. He uses big words and loves to talk.

VALERIE

Clementine - Val’s first Guardian Character. A fashionable and popular gal! She was born of Val’s desire to be liked. When Val is rejected by her friend group, Clem returns to her egg while Val focuses on her other goals. Once she re-hatches, she is born of Val’s desire to like herself, so she’s Val’s biggest hype girl.

Red - Val’s second Guardian Character. Cool and serious, and very determined. She gets along well with Jameson. She is responsible and is born of Val’s desire to be more mature and “adult”.

STAR

Selenia - A studious scientist. Born of Star’s love of learning and desire to be a chemist. Very smart and gets along well with Lune! She knows most things but excels at chemistry.

DANI

Sol - Dani’s first Guardian Character, born of Dani’s desire to be Vlad’s perfect daughter. Sol’s personality changes and grows as Dani realizes the perfect daughter for Vlad is who she is on the inside and not who Vlad wants her to be.

Lun - Dani’s second Guardian Character. Born of Dani’s desire to be a little gremlin and also a little hero, Lun is stubborn and headstrong. Takes a lot after Danny because Dani really respects and adores him.

DASH

Jonas - Just a cutesy little pop singer! Very sweet and affectionate, often singing little nonsense songs. Born of Dash’s love of “girly” things, and his desire to be unashamedly himself (and loved for it).

PAULINA

Reina - Born of Paulina’s desire to be a princess. Fortunately for Paulina, Reina always expects to get what she wants. Unfortunately for Paulina, Reina also knows that a princess is polite, respectful, and responsible. They often argue but have similar tastes in everything.

EMBER

Solo - An intense rocker who is determined to get the world dancing and singing! She is born of Ember’s love of singing and wants the whole world to be able to hear Ember’s voice!

#mouse squeaks #danny phantom #dp x shugo chara #shugo chara #crossover danuary week 2024 #shugo phantom #i am ALWAYS down to talk abt this au by the way ask me everything

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mielkexnn-miraculous · 9 months

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F. Fathom (aka Argos) Headcanons :)

Haha he’s so stupid (affectionate). I honestly think of him as a pathetic little kitten sitting his butt out on the sidewalk in the middle of the pouring rain that is actively being picked up by Adrien and wrung in a towel and tossed a saucer of boiling hot milk when it comes to his social skills. Ok, dumbass speedrun 3, 2, 1, go!!

He likes oranges but not really the color orange.

Also, not a fanatic but he thinks sports cars look cool.

A naturally good swimmer. When around other people, he’ll often dive under the surface and swim around to where he wants to go that way to avoid disturbing anyone.

His kind of humor is watching Jaws for a night time pool party and diving under the water to pinch people’s ankles.

Honestly a big softie for his mother and the sweet blonde women in his life generally. Yes, this includes Rose.

He bites the middle of his lip and scowls when thinking.

He has drawn blood previously; now has a small linear scar.

Looking for it is one of the only ways to tell him and Adrien apart appearance-wise.

He has severe rbf that Adrien somehow avoided.

Really good at drifting. No one has yet unlocked his Backstory on this topic.

Talks rlly formally w/ his hands behind his back; will cuss you out tho.

Too Tired For This.

He gifts people w/ books/coffee when they meet up sometimes.

Rlly likes greco-roman mythology and astronomy.

“an orange warms the stomach.”

Likes classic/heavy rock + hyperpop. He gets his like for Jagged Stone from his mother.

He’s English, Italian, and American.

A committed polyglot by hobby.

English, French, Italian, Spanish, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Greek, Latin, and German. Don’t ask how.

He watches k-dramas on the living room tv whilst eating chips and calling the characters cusses and cliche/cringy in Korean like that one meme of Leonardo DiCaprio pointing from his seat with a glass in his hand though, so there’s that.

No Shame.

Nearly aroace but not quite. He made an exception for Kagami :).

Also retconning the way they got together in canon bc that was fast and kinda weird idk. Let’s just say they take a lot more time than that talking at Rich Events ok.

He straightens/styles his hair every morning.

He likes ferrets.

He wakes up at nearly 5a every morning/early bird.

Theater kid trash.

Knows how to play basic guitar.

He takes like 1 college class every six months.

Still graduating in 4 years somehow.

Burnout hit him hard though. Now, he can only rlly ever focus on things if they genuinely interest him.

Unhinged. But, like, slightly (12%).

He likes crosswords and word games and stuff.

He’s got a Vibe Check system for talking to people. Don’t pass the Vibe Check? Bye.

So far, only a good nine people have ever really passed the Vibe Check—Adrien, Kagami, Marinette, Luka, Juleka, Rose, Alix, Nathanaël, and (strangely enough) Chloé.

(I guess she’s just persistent like that, idk, but he lets her hang around.)(She’s still an annoying lil whiny brat though.)

Auto Lila DNI. He can’t stand her tbh.

Don’t try to say they’re anything alike. At least he thinks of someone other than himself from time to time. Or has a personality other than being a nasty snake.

Expert gambler.

Firm believer that cream soda is to die for and has a designated spot in the fridge. Nerd.

He started eating a scoop of orange icecream covered in three scoops of mint to keep people *coughcoughchloécoughcough* from stealing it. He now eats it and enjoys it unironically.

He has tyramine sensitivity :(

He has outbursts similar to Adrien. Like Adrien, he too learned it from his father.

This guy is literally the best wingman.

(When he wants to be, that is.)

He does everything with such sleight of hand to make sure his ships sail.

Felix is the resident babygirl. Everyone calls him that, but if anyone new tries to he’ll slit their throat ok.

He’s incredibly good with young children; no one knows how or why he attained the knowledge he has.

Then they hit the age of three and he’s trying to teach them tax evasion. No.

Zero genuine social skills. He has them when he’s being fake and then he tries to do it for real and they go poof.

He’s just that good at magic huh.

Also has a deeply engrained fear of trusting people with knowledge of his interests thanks to trauma from his broken relationship with his father :)

You just have to understand that this man is a pathetic, sopping-wet-cat of a man. That’s, like, the message here.

Ok bye.

#miraculous #miraculous ladybug #mlb #felix fathom #felix graham de vanily #headcanons #felix fathom headcanons #felix graham de vanily headcanons #dumb little corgi boy #probably threw up a lot as a kid too #drinks tea like a true brit #seriously though who’s your dentist i need him #zero social skills dumbahh

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moonykore · 2 years

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So... RIP twitter, hi everyone on tumblr.

I’m Moon! I am an hispanic content creator, specifically streamer on twitch, tho I'm trying to start posting on YT. I am a big rookie on this so imma add just that i am a "starter cc".

I'm neurodivergent but I try my best to focus and be happy while streaming.

I focus on minecraft and some indie games but I play whatever my PC can run, which will be a lot more soon since my sis bought me a graphic card (i love her so much)

I would say that the vibes of my streams are dumpster on fire, and I like that. I like the mess, the chaos and the unavoidable tendency that I have to be annoying, oblivious and an absolute dork.

I don't wanna trauma dump but I started streaming when I was in my lowest, but found some joy on certain cc's that made me laugh when no one could.

I never felt at home in my house but I believe that happiness is something that I can build so... That's why I am here now, to maybe give some comfort to someone or make them laugh. I've always thought that even if one person is positively affected with something that I do I am succeeding so... feel free to join!

BACKLOG OF GAMES HERE.

If you want some more info about me you can read more here:

I am 21 years old. She/her. Bisexual (so obviously we are an lgbtq+ friendly place!)

I love horror with all my heart! (But no, I won't play subnautica bc I am too scared thanks.)

I am a mythology, books and music nerd. I love any art that can tell a story. I'm a lil slut for storytelling what can I say.

Two of my biggest interests are astronomy and bothanic.

I also love anime and manga (+webtoons, manhuas, doramas etc) my favorites being HxH, one piece, Detective Conan and anything with a magical girl on it.

My (mental and physical) health is pretty fucking bad, but I try my best so if you ever catch me a lil down no worries!

Minecraft is my comfort game, but I am shit at competitive.

My favorite games are FFVII, dragon quest IX, and a looong list of rpgs and graphic adventures of point&click.

I love the DSMP, hermitcraft and a lot of MCYT more!

In relation to that, I know I'm not as funny, charismatic or skilled as some of the creators there, but being kind is like my only talent so you are always going to be welcome on my community! (even if I call you bitches sometimes! It's like an affectionate bitch. An endearing one. And if I say something about ur mom I probably mean an imaginary mom).

If after reading this you decide to join me here is my twitch, and here is my linktree if you wanna check my other socials! (Twitter is the best way to see my personality so run there and yell at me if you want)

Also PD: for the economic status of my family, if you donate anything, I'll probably use it to help at home, improve my setup or have a lil trait for me or someone that I love. But my bot always spams the link of the donate to the sarcoma fundation so if you want to spend money, you can do it there and not in me!

#twitch #mcyt #cc #content creation #content creator #YouTube #streamer #small streamer #little streamer #minecraft #minecraft streamer #hermitcraft #mcyt community #personal #moonkore

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xspace-cowboyx · 2 years

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~{Dr. Sylvester Ashling/Sylvie Headcannons}~

(Written by Koda/Cody)

•He has most likely given his sheep all names from his D&D characters and popular fantasy characters in pop culture in general or from mythology since he would be a history nerd

•Do NOT EVER EVER EVER bother him during a very intense game of chess because he will be angy boi if you distract him

•He's a fan of pastel clothing, pastel pajamas, and dark academia fashion

•Note:HE LOVES ONSIES JUST AS MUCH AS A PAJAMAS AND WILL CRY IF YOU DARE TRY DEBATING WHICH IS BETTER(Because he's a soft boi and he's indecisive as fuck)

•If he loses in chess he will assume his opponent has cheated because he believes he's the best chess player in the world and then will go on all out obsessive search for any cheating or illegal chess moves

•The pompadour haired sheep in his group of sheep is affectionately named "Elvis Jr." for obvious reasons as he is the basic alpha of the herd

•His sheep are always trying to escape with their low gravity cloud like bodies since they're made from clouds

•He loves astrology but at the same time doesn't believe in the spiritual aspect so in this case this happens (he loves astronomy too)

Sylvie:"I love this book what is it about?"

Random person:"oh it's about astrology "

Sylvie:"You know suddenly I hate this book now"

•This man has an adorable ram/sheep themed onsie

•He doesn't believe in magic despite the fact epithets are technically magic until Astrid (my girlfriend's OC) finally makes him realize it's real because she's a divination astronomy witch

•in D&D Sylvie would be a cleric and any tall race because he's insecure about his height and a cleric because he loves helping and healing people

•HE TAKES EDUCATION SO SERIOUSLY THAT HE STUDIES 8 HOURS A NIGHT WANTING TO LEARN MORE BECAUSE IN HIS WORDS "there's no such thing as too much knowledge" despite already graduating highschool and college with several PHDs

•He decorates his office with space themed and fantasy themed decorations along with several different funko pop figures and limited edition action figures since he loves comics

(Should I make more then I'll gladly make a part 2 if people ask)

#epithet erased #sylvie headcanon #sylvester ashling

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magicapandora · 3 years

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Victor x Rosie hcs?? I see you rarely talking about them here

Djakdjsksjaksj im glad u wanna hear more about these dumbasses! (affectionate)

So Rosie and Victor at first have a very much playful cat and mouse relationship, or a fox and bunny. Like before even dating they love to flirt and playfully tease eachother, usually calling eachother pet names and being very comfy with eachother. Rosie is actually pretty popular, and so has a sizable amount of friends and other’s who want to talk to her, making her catch Victor’s eye at first.

I’m pretty sure the first time he came up to her, he had a rose in hand and gave it to her, saying something like, “A rose for a rose, quite poetic wouldn’t you say?”. Rosie laughed but accepted the rose, thanking him for the gift, “That’s really sweet of you, but y’know, giving pretty girls pretty flowers isn’t gonna make them swoon.”. That’s when Victor basically swore to himself that he would steal Rosie’s heart, not knowing he already served up the key to his on a silver platter.

Since both of them are theatre nerds, they’d also do impromptu performances either during breaks between classes or even during meal time, drawing a crowd of curious or annoyed onlookers to their act. They usually memorize monologues together and their performances are either super serious and well acted out or super dramatic and are supposed to be bad and over saturated, but both performances do usually get an applause.

Victor calls Rosie Rose-Rose, Sugar, Doll, and My Rose while Rosie calls Victor Handsome, Pretty boy, Vicky, and Count Casanova which is Rosie’s personal favorite cause it annoys Victor.

They often sneak out to the astronomy tower to have impromptu dances, usually with Victor bringing his radio to play some music on a station that plays love songs 24/7 or something cheesy. Victor usually leads the dances but can’t help but just look at Rosie, trying to admire them while also trying not to step on Rosie’s feet with his combat boots. Rosie’s the same, taking in every detail of Victor but also making sure to not crush his feet with her heels.

Their first kiss was actually very sweet. They were talking in a somewhat secluded spot in an empty corridor between classes. They were talking about random things, like they usually do, and Victor makes a flirty comment, probably something like “Even with all these candles, you really do shine brighter.”. Rosie chuckles, leaning back against the wall, “C’mon, you can do better than that.”. Victor smirks, basically kabedoning/caging in Rosie with his arm, leaning closer to Rosie, almost nose to nose. Rosie smiles, “Is that all you got, Vicky?”. Both of them just stare at eachother, looking to each others eyes and lips. Victor leans in, cupping her face, and Rosie placing her hand on his shoulder, both of them leaning into the kiss. It’s quiet but it’s sweet. It feels right. Both of them pull away, a bit flushed in the face. They both just stare at eachother, still reeling from what just happened. Victor clears his throat, “Uh. So. See ya later? Cool? Cool.” Before giving finger guns, and walking away, making sure to walk behind a wall after the turn and absolutely shadow boxing, pumping his fists and absolutely going nuts. Rosie smiles to herself, feeling her lips with her fingers, still feeling the warmth of the kiss still.

Sorry if this was a bit long but I hope you like this!!

#hogwarts mystery #hphm #rosie mayfield #my oc #my mc #hphm jacobs sibling #hphm mc #jacobs sibling #jacob’s sibling #Victor Ketsueki #Victor Kitsueki #Hphm victor #Bloodpops #Victor x Rosie #Victor x MC #hphm headcanons #headcanons #my post #asks

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impossiblysporadiccreation · 3 years

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👔 ☕️ 💘 for the asks???

👔my opinion of Logan is that he is a nerd (affectionate). give him the astronomy course he wanted. let him wear his thinking hat and unicorn onesie and still be taken seriously. let him do mad science with remus he can flip the electricity switch and cackle

☕ opinion on Remy? I'm not super invested in his character but I think it would be funny if he just showed up in the after credits of sanders sides or something and just mess around non canonically for a second

💘 most angsty scene? when janus goes off about someone destroying Thomas one apology at a time and then Patton is just like "oh, okay" in the tiniest voice (but its fine because janus immediately apologizes)

and in the same episode Roman says "yeah, right" and then just leaves??? what happened after that what happened when Patton went to check on him I must know

#sanders sides #janus sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #ask #logan sanders #remy sanders

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glittertrail · 1 year

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Hi Sandra ✨️

Bye Sandra ✨️

No you get back here

#ty juno💖#replies #astronomy nerd (affectionate)#juno🪐

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script-nef · 4 years

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Sex god or nerd? | Kuroo Tetsurou

Inspiration: [“Have you seen him?”]

Category: fluff

800 words; you really don’t understand why people think your boyfriend is a ‘sex god’

"Hey. You ready to go?" Kuroo leans onto the door frame of the classroom, his hair in its usual mess. Soft gasps from female students can be heard as they take in his appearance.

“Oh my god, [Surname], your boyfriend is so hot.” Your friend whispers to you under their breath. “I don’t want to thirst over your boyfriend, because he’s your boyfriend and it’s super wrong, but wow I would die if I had a boyfriend that sexy.” You snort lightly in response. For some reason, the entire school seems to think he’s some sort of a hot bad boy.

“Please, have you seen him?” Her face morphs into one of confusion at that, eyebrows quirking. “Ugh, I’ll show you his true face one day. It’ll completely shatter the image you have of him.” Stuffing the last book into your bag, you bound over to Kuroo and link your arm to his. “Bye! See you on Monday!”

As you walk out of the classroom, excited chatter between girls can be heard.

“I have no idea what she meant by that, but I would love to have someone like that.”

“I know right? I heard he plays volleyball and ugh! Yes please.”

“He’s so cool and suave, I bet he always teases [Surname]-san and is flawlessly sexy.”

“And I learnt about new planets and they’re so cool!”

“Really? It’s nice to see you’re enjoying your new astronomy class, Tetsu.”

“Yeah, it’s so interesting! There’s a planet which is like Saturn, but the rings are about 640 times larger. And one which just water, so that’s not going to be much use but it’s still amazing. Oh, there’s one which is presumed to be made of diamonds! Well, some bits of it at least.” He babbles on about several other fascinating exoplanets, listing their unusual characteristics with so much enthusiasm and joy.

You still can’t quite understand how such a dork can be thought up as a, to quote another student’s words, ‘sex god’. If they spent even 10 minutes with him, they would realise that he’s a total nerd, but the best of its kind.

“You look tired, are you getting enough sleep? Or food?” He’s also a bit of a mother hen, a skill he perfected over the years of looking after Kenma. Now that the smaller boy is “leaving his nest”—his words, not yours—you’re the main target for his concerns.

“I’m fine, Tetsu. If I finish this chemistry project, I can relax for the weekend with you. Can you help me?” Kuroo’s face immediately shifts to one of mischievousness, a sly grin on his lips.

“Oya, oya? Are you asking for my help?” He leans down to your height. “Where’s my payment?” Another thing about your boyfriend is that he uses any chance he comes across to receive affection. Even for small chores, he flat out refuses to do any of them unless you give him a kiss. You sigh lightly, lips attaching and detaching to his in the blink of an eye. Even that is enough to put him in a good mood.

You arrive at the school library, snagging one of the empty study rooms. “Lucky! Ugh, let’s get this over and done with, I want to spend the weekend catching up on TV shows and sleep. I’m so close to falling asleep right now.” Kuroo chuckles at your moans, peppering your face with kisses.

“There you go, some dopamine, oxytocin and serotonin. Now, what are the chemical formulas for them?” His flawlessly smooth transition makes you laugh. He’s quite a gifted teacher, perfect for chemistry help, especially for you since he’s incredibly lenient and affectionate when ‘teaching’.

Hours pass by quickly as giggles and kisses are interspersed throughout the lesson, gifted every two or three minutes. One downside to having him as a teacher is that he can’t keep his hands off of you, and is incredibly dejected if forced to separate with your body. As soon as you relent, he’s back snuggling behind you, whispering concepts and formulas. It’s incredibly distracting.

The library closes down at 8, kicking the two of you out. The walk to your house is filled with extra chemistry revision and little weird facts he picked up from somewhere. And it’s these kinds of moments with Kuroo—walking next to him under the streetlights, his jacket draped over your body because “it’s getting colder and you’re going be sick” and enjoying each other’s presence with linked hands—that warms your heart with affection for your boyfriend. Because he’s so kind, loving and irreplaceably unique in your life.

“Oh, I heard this guy who actually modified his genes to get rid of his lactose intolerance and…”

Despite what anyone thinks, Kuroo Tetsurou is a giant dork and an amazingly sweet boyfriend.

#kuroo x reader #kuroo imagine #kuroo tetsurou x reader #kuroo tetsurou imagine #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!! x reader #haikyuu imagine #haikyuu!! imagine #haikyuu one shot #haikyuu!! one shot #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#kuroo #kuroo tetsurou #fluff #insp: phrase #gender neutral reader

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thispabulum-blog · 2 years

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Single and Ready to Mingle

What's the Tea? Tuesday

Very soon after becoming officially single, I decided it was time to start looking for new people to spend time with - one of the things about living with someone for so long is that you get really used to having another person around all the time - which is a roundabout way of saying I was lonely.

I wasn't sure how much dating had changed in the last 8 years, so I instinctively went back to my old stomping grounds: OkCupid. I don't know if my old profile exists anymore and had no luck trying to find it, so I just went ahead and created a new one. OkCupid seems like the best platform for me, primarily because it's VERY word-heavy. Lots of super long, detailed profiles, tons of match questions, and match percentages. It's also a very poly/kink/ENM-friendly site.

Tinder, by comparison, is essentially a lawless wasteland. Super short profiles, and you mostly have to figure out for yourself if you think you'd be compatible (except for the "passions") which are…meh. At first I was barely matching with anyone, though it has improved a bit.

I don't have profiles on any of the other popular sites, but I'm open to it, if for no other reason than to check it out and see how it works.

Living in the future

I set up a Google Voice phone number almost immediately, because I wanted to be able to text or call people without giving out my actual number. It's really easy to block people and I think this was a good choice. I would recommend this to anyone who’s doing online dating, or anything where you might need to give your phone number to strangers online (selling stuff, etc.).

What am I looking for?

Every time someone asks me this, I think I give a different answer, because at this point I really don’t know. I’m open to most things. I’d like new friends, people to spend time with, people I can chat with. To some extent I would like people to go on dates with. I mean, honestly, I’m starting my life over in a lot of ways, so I’ve got space for all kinds of things.

I tend to tell people that I’m recently out of an unhappily-monogamous relationship, and that I’m mostly looking for cuddly-affectionate friendships. Sometimes I add that I’m open to further intimacy if the vibes are right, but often I leave that part out because a lot of people get stuck on it.

Like in a sitcom when a wife asks a husband for a backrub, and he rubs her back for about 30 seconds before trying to turn it into sex. I truly would like to cuddle, and it’s super important to me that I not feel pressured or obligated to have things go further than that if I don’t want to - because if I feel pressured, I won’t want to, you understand?

What's my type?

Physically: This has been an interesting exploration for me, because one of the things that I tend to lie to myself about is that I like to think I don't have a type. Scrolling through my matches, though, a few things stand out. I like brunettes. I like Hispanic and Latino guys. I like facial hair. Glasses come up a lot. I’m seeing a lot of long, curly hair. None of these are hard-and-fast rules, though, just preferences and tendencies and common threads I notice a lot. Height doesn’t matter, and as far as body type I really run the whole spectrum.

Mentally: I like guys who are into nerd shit. Star Wars/comic books/D&D are big ones, but I’m also interested in guys who are nerds about history or astronomy or music or whatever. I love gamers for some reason, despite not doing much gaming myself. If they're unapologetically excited and passionate about something, I want to hear about it. They also have to be intelligent, and funny - I like to have deep conversations, but I can’t deal with someone who takes themselves too seriously all the time. I have a particular fondness for people who share my love of dad-jokes and wordplay. As my profile says, "I like 'em smart, silly, and a little bit surrealist".

Emotionally: I like Sad Boys. I really, really like Sad Boys. Idk. This is probably not super healthy, but oh well. Tell me you're just off a breakup and I will swoon. Hint at some past trauma and I’ll basically invite myself over. Let’s go sit in a corner at the party and talk about your divorce and then make out.

I think one of the shifts in my approach this time around (maybe? It's hard to recall the headspace I was in before) is that I am more comfortable emphasizing looking for friends and just letting things be whatever they are.

A lot of times on dating sites there's this idea of gogogogogogo! If you don't set up a date within 2 days of starting to talk, everything is ruined! If your conversation fizzles out you can never get it back! If someone doesn't answer your message for a few days, they're not interested! If you wait a few weeks, the person will be locked down!

Maybe it's an age thing [I am now a thirtysomething], but like…life happens. I understand people have busy schedules and jobs and friends and other things going on, so I'm more patient now. Half the people in my life I haven't seen in more than a month, and I don't worry about it.

I'll see if I can go through two weeks at a time until we get caught up.

Week 1 (Feb 13 - 19):

I set up new profiles on both OkCupid and Tinder, sent out a lot of messages, talked to a few guys that seemed interesting but nothing really happened. Met up with no one. Ran into Space Kitten on OkCupid and said hi.

I did start talking to this guy Eclipse who's super chill. He has great taste in mellow music and the most amazing natural curly hair that I want to bounce. (Side note: I don’t remember how old he is, and he has since deleted his OkC profile after ensuring that I had his phone number so we could text. It feels weird to ask at this point, but I think he's somewhere between 23 and 27.) We've been trying to meet up continuously, but we are plagued by obstacles. Scheduling, illness, car difficulties, etc. I just wanna go eat Thai food and play board games with him. Is it a relationship? No. Is it a cuddly-affectionate friendship? In the making, perhaps.

Week 2 (Feb 20 - 26):

Whew. This was quite a week. Already, things are popping off in a big way.

The first thing that happened during Week 2 was that on Sunday I started talking to Weeb Dude (he has ended up with the worst nickname ever and there's nothing I can do about it at this point; that's how everyone in my life knows him. After this I mostly get more proactive coming up with better nicknames).

He’s in his mid-20s, works in education, watches Euphoria a lot when he’s not deep into anime. I really enjoy his positive, supportive energy and his silly but often dry sense of humor.

He was determined to get me to start watching anime, and asked me a lot of questions about my taste in tv, movies, and books to get an idea of where I should start and what I would enjoy. Then he sent me some clips of his recommendations so I could check them out and pick what I thought I’d like. I appreciate this level of determination, which is more than anyone else who’s tried to get me to watch anime has done. I’m not unwilling, I’m just overwhelmed.

The second thing that happened was that your girl Pabulum did a dumbfuck thing. I was home alone on Sunday night, and there had been this guy I’d matched with on OkC and exchanged a couple of messages with. We’ll call him Blocker, in a bit of foreshadowing. Cute Hispanic guy, 24, really fit, definitely what I would consider Out of My League or at least just like...not existing on the same plane of dating. I think my first message to him said something like “This isn’t gonna happen, but damn you’re hot”, because he was very clear in his profile about looking for hookups and that’s just not me, but I can always appreciate an attractive human being, and I think men in general don’t get enough compliments.

Anyway, he was more into it than I expected, and there were some flirty messages and a lot of me being like “Nah, man” and him being like “That’s okay, just let me know when you’re ready” and he said lots of nice and very appealing things about what he wanted to do to me. At some point I was like...fuck it. I’m an adult. This is an experience I should have at least once, right? He adds me on Snapchat because that’s what the kids do these days to make sure they’re talking to the person they think they are, and we send some pictures back and forth. I run out of reasons to say no, so I guess it’s on now.

[Clearly this didn’t work out well, so you’re gonna hear some stuff. Break out the earmuffs for the small children.]

We get together and he’s like...immediately on me, which is not my favorite. He’s a really hot guy and I want to kiss him on his nice, full lips and I want to take his shirt off so I can touch his stomach and I want his mouth on me, and none of those things are happening. He’s got one hand in my shirt, and the other guiding my hand down his pants, and this is like literally less than 1 minute after saying hi. Ugh.

He wants my mouth on him, but he’s too aggressive about it and that’s a pet peeve of mine (I know what I’m doing, thanks, back off), so I push him onto the bed and climb on top of him so he will at least sit still. And then very quickly things progressed [safely, I promise] and it’s like...okay. It’s decent. There’s a lot of moving around but not a lot of interaction, and none of the things that would make this a fun experience for me are happening, and before I know it he’s done and that’s that and shoes are on kthxbai. Womp womp wooooomp.

He blocks me on OkC and on Snapchat before I’m back to my own bed, and I’m surprised that I don’t even feel like anything happened. Literally less than 20 minutes from walking in the door to walking out.

Rant Time: It was just so underwhelming, honestly. And I was baffled. Like…is this what people do? It’s boring. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not opposed to a one-night stand or anything, but I like to take my time. I like connecting with people. I like physical touch.

Not only was this not satisfying or enjoyable for me, but I’m not sure how it could have possibly been good for him, either. And I guess the block proves that. I feel like he could have taken care of it himself just as easily and saved us both the time and hassle.

A friend of mine suggested that while obviously he’s emotionally immature, it may be that because he’s so attractive, he feels that he can afford to treat women as disposable sex toys, the same way you hear jokes about rich people wearing clothes once and then throwing them away rather than wash them. Which I suppose is probably the most accurate assessment of the situation, but AT LEAST WEAR THE CLOTHES WELL, Y’KNOW??

Texting one of my best friends about it the next morning, I said “If I don’t get to rub my face on your tummy, you’ve failed sexually”, and as great of an out-of-context quote as that is, I stand by it. I spent most of the week complaining about it to anyone who would listen, and was pretty sure that'd be the last time I did that.

(Spoiler: It was not)

The third thing that happened during this week was Baymax. Sigh.

I got a message bright and early on Monday morning.

So I looked at this guy's profile and he is TWENTY. Full stop. Twenty. Not old enough to drink. But he's got these really pretty blue eyes and a goofy smile and he has enough facial hair that he doesn't look like an infant.

However, I went ahead and told him what I was looking for, and his answers back to me hit me where it hurts - he's a Sad Boy. Dammit, my weakest weakness!

I continued talking to him throughout the week while trying very hard to maintain an aloof presence - you can probably guess how well that worked.

I wasn't playing hard-to-get (I honestly don't do that), I was just hesitant to get my feels wrapped up in this tiny infant baby-child that I didn't think I was emotionally available enough for. He needed a girlfriend, someone he could devote himself to, and that just ain't me right now.

The thing is, though.

I'm also not one to ignore The Universe when it decides to send me an adorable gift wrapped up in a hoodie with the words "Good Vibes" on it.

I fell hard. He fell hard. We spent every night on the phone together for hours, sometimes talking and sometimes just hanging out - he watched me assemble a desk on video chat, and I watched him fall asleep more than once. Please, show me your chaotic theater kid energy, tell me about your favorite Disney movies, how you do Latin ballroom dancing, the multiple languages you’re fluent in, the horse you own, your Twitch stream, play piano for me, do that silly accent for me, show me your art.

We sent Snaps back and forth of us doing laundry, brushing our teeth, cooking, singing while we do chores. His vibes were so comforting, and he's a super kind and genuinely caring person.

Without getting too specific about his business, he’s got a trauma background that’s similar enough to mine that we were able to really bond over some mutual understanding of experiences and boundaries. It’s nice to have someone you can call when you’re having a panic attack; it’s incredible to have someone that will turn around and call you the next day when they’re having one. A++

The fourth thing was interesting. I was swiping through dudes, as you do, and I came across a guy that made me go "Wait, I know that face!" I recognized Item 9's adorable ski-slope nose, crooked smile, and Bill-Hader-esque good looks, but I figured it couldn't be him because last I heard he was engaged. Well, as it turns out, he's recently divorced, and has managed to have three kids since the last time we spoke. Virile, that Item 9. I matched with him, but because I go by a different name now he didn't recognize me, and I decided to go along and then break the news in person (because those are facial expressions you want a front-row seat for). What's more low-pressure than a guy I've already dated?

Believe it or not, that was my first two weeks post-breakup. It was...a lot.

Next post we’ll do some fun stuff! I know all you non-single people want to see how much of a dumpster fire these dating websites are.

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cursebreaker-lilith · 3 years

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HC List #1-Electives

So this is a little series where basically I just...talk about my various headcanons on a certain topic lol Just a thing to keep all my ideas in one spot because I’m forgetful.

I’m writing my year 3 rewrite and in it, unlike hogwarts mystery lol, I’m following HP canon. So, since everyone isn’t just in every elective, I decided to make a list of who took what electives in my verse and my reasoning why!

under a cut because looong

Rowan

Arithmancy, Ancient Runes, and CoMC. This is mainly tied to my MC tbh, they compromised on classes so they could have the same schedule. Arithmancy and Runes because they’re very brainy subjects, CoMC because that’s what Lili wanted. In a more generic verse, I would imagine that Rowan is the type of person who would try to take all the electives because they’re a nerd (affectionate).

Ben

Arithmancy and Ancient Runes. These are the least terrifying options (CoMC with its scary animals? Divination with the terror of the future?) and ones he’s unfamiliar with because Muggle Studies is not scary but also...he knows Muggles. It’d be a boring class for him, and he is a good student who likes learning new things.

Penny

Arithmancy and Ancient Runes. I also believe that Penny likes being academically challenged, and these two are apparently two of the harder classes at Hogwarts. I can see her considering Divination, because she seems like the type of person who would be into like astrology lol, but not taking it because of Trelawny. I can also see her possibly taking CoMC to coo over cute animals.

Merula

Arithmancy, Ancient Runes, and CoMC. It’s canon Arithmancy is needed to be a curse breaker so that. I also headcanon that Runes is needed because well...I’d imagine there’s a lot of curses written in ancient runes? It seems useful. So those plus CoMC because she seems to like animals.

Bill

Divination, Arithmancy, Ancient Runes, Muggle Studies and CoMC. I believe it’s canon he took all five main electives so. Yea.

Tonks

CoMC, and Muggle Studies. Easy classes that are also fun. She’d get a hoot out of CoMC and Kettleburn, and I feel she’d be genuinely interested in Muggle Studies unlike most others who take it.

Tulip

Arithmancy, Ancient Runes, and Divination. Tulip is another one who likes a challenge academically so I can see her taking the two hardest classes, plus Divination which has a reputation for being difficult for non seers.

Barnaby

Divination and CoMC. I feel these two probably have a reputation at Hogwarts for being ‘joke�� classes you take when you don’t want a genuinely hard workload alongside the core classes, so they’re probably good for someone who isn’t as academically strong like Barnaby. Of course, he’s genuinely interested in CoMC, and I feel he would take Muggle Studies but would be afraid of his family finding out somehow.

Ismelda

Divination and CoMC. She just wants to have the same schedule as Barnaby tbh. Though I do see her genuinely interested in both.

Charlie

Muggle Studies and CoMC. CoMC is a given, and considering his dad, I can see him being interested in taking Muggle Studies.

Andre

Divination and Muggle Studies. He doesn’t strike me as someone super into animals so no CoMC. And while he’s smart, I don’t see him as a challenge seeker looking for difficult classes. His skills lie outside academia and he knows it so he doesn’t go looking for challenge there.

Jae

Divination and CoMC. He finds Trelawny hilarious and that’s the sole reason he took the class. He also low key steal things from CoMC in order to sell them later. And, even though he’s a very smart kid, he likes having no expectations and takes the easy classes.

Badeea

Arithmancy, Ancient Runes, and Divination. lbr Badeea would be all over Divination considering the astrology-astronomy connections. And she’s another who likely wants challenging and more cerebral classes.

Liz

Divination and CoMC. Not taking them because they’re easy, but because she loves magical creatures and because her mum is a seer and told her to take Divination (which is such a cool detail imo!).

Diego

Divination and CoMC. The easy classes tbh. Diego doesn’t seem like the type of person who is interested in any of the others and take the two options that are even mildly interesting to him.

Talbott

CoMC, Ancient Runes, and Divination. Ok, according to everything from the in game Divination classes he apparently hates the class and finds it stupid, but I can see him taking it thinking it’d be interesting and being so disappointed lol. I imagine he likely pulls a Hermione and storms out at some point.

Chiara

Divination, Muggle Studies, and CoMC. She likes animals (borf!), seems genuinely interested in divination from in game text, and comments from the Lone Wolf quest paint her as being interested in Muggle culture (rollerblades and punk!) so these were all no brainers to choose.

Bea

Divination and CoMC. She doesn’t really enjoy Divination, but she needed a second choice. Does really enjoy CoMC though and spends lots of time playing with puffskeins when class isn’t going on.

Skye

Divination and CoMC. Yeah, she’s taking the easy classes so she can focus more on Quidditch.

Murphy

Arithmancy, Ancient Runes, and Muggle Studies. Considering all his numbers talk, of course he’s in Arithmancy which is apparently like magic math. And he also falls in the likes a challenge squad, so I added Runes and a third class. Chose Muggle Studies because I don’t think he’d like the wishy-washy-ness of Divination.

Orion

Ancient Runes and Divination. He’d be......so into Divination lol. You know him and Trelawny would get along swimmingly. Then Ancient Runes because it’s...essentially a languages class I guess, and he seems the type to be into knowing different languages?

#hphm #harry potter hogwarts mystery #hogwarts mystery #rowan khanna #penny haywood #ben copper #merula snyde #ok im not tagging anymore it will be too long #just know that its all the main kiddos #hc list series #text be mine

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saidrolav · 3 years

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Hi!! I was wanting to know if I could get a 🐧 for a marauders era and an umbrella Academy ship? I'm bi so it doesn't matter what sex/gender you ship me with <3

I'm 5'3 (I can smell the short people jokes), I'm a Pisces, and I'm an INFP-T (Myers Briggs Personality thing).

I love anything space related – astronomy, astrology, astrophysics, you name it. I'm a nerd, I take everything in. I could sit and listen to someone ramble about the most random things for HOURS.

Hobby wise, I love to draw, read, bake, nap, and write music. I'm a singer – I love singing to myself while I work, and I absolutely love writing little bits of music in my free time. It's like having a diary, but you can turn your feelings into a masterpiece.

I'm a very caring person and I tend to worry over people a lot – more so than I should, and I often lack care for myself. I get attached easily and I'm very affectionate. I'm kind of oblivious to flirting, but that's probably because I've been staring at the butterfly out the window for the past 5 minutes. I blame my adhd 🙄

Habit wise, I'm a big foodie. Someone could walk in on me stuffing my face with ice cream or whatever I could get my hands on, and I'd be like 'get out or join me'. Also, I have a terrible habit of just hiding food on me. Like I'll just pull a snickers out of my ass one day and I won't even know when I put it there.

Hope this was enough – if not than I can send you my essay on why chocolate is the best food on the planet

🐧

Hiiii! Your 🐧 made me laugh so much because we have a lot in common 😭😭 the snickers out of the ass, bitch i felt that 😭😭😭 im also an obvious flirting thats why now i dont even hide it anymore lets just make it narcissistic and act like its a joke 😭 chocolate is indeed the best food on the planet but the dark one is the best 🤞 i ship you with...

James Potter!

He's just as passioned as you in space stuff so you guys would probably have dates at the astronomy tower and he'll bring you ice cream and stuff so you guys could eat while star gazing!!

You guys would probably end up taking a nap together on blankets thooo..

He would definitly make fun of you when you flirt with him cuz at first he wouldnt believe youre flirting with him but when he realize that you're serious he's flirting back in no time 😏

Allison Hargreeves!

She would definitly talk for hours because she just love seeing you listening to her as closely as you can!!

She'll love hearing you sing and could do it for hours she adores seeing you scribbling in your book new ideas for a song or some lyrics that you came up with 🧡

She'll take care of you when you care too much about someone that isn't being nice and she'll do everything she can to cheer you up!

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awstenknyght · 3 years

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Part Two Bitches!!

part one

same warning/note as before- i’m gonna start with the previous paragraph-

That was the real reason why she moved in with Katherine and her roommates. After their mom died, their father threw himself into work and home was becoming unbearable.

“Whatever. At least let me drive you.”

Wheels nodded excitedly. “Hell yeah!”

A few minutes later, they were driving across town.

“Hey dumbass, bot fight’s the other way!” Wheels said. “Where are you going?”

“We just have to make a quick stop.”

“Are we at your nerd school? I don’t want to go in there!” Wheels said as they pulled up.

“Too bad!” Katherine said, helping Wheels out. “It’ll just be a minute. And you’ll get to meet my friends.”

Wheels rolled her eyes and followed her sister inside. She wanted to wait outside the lab, but her curiosity got the best of her and she went inside.

Wheels’ eyes widened. All around her, students were doing all kinds of things. Building, mixing up chemicals, testing out machines-

Wheels rolled forward a bit, but something zoomed by her. When it stopped, she saw that it was a girl with long dark hair on skates. She rolled one of the wheels, amazed.

“Electromag suspension?” she muttered to herself as she examined the skates in awe.

“Hey!” the girl said, blowing a bubble with her gum. “Who are you?”

Kath came up behind her. “Jo, this is my sister, Wheels. Wheels, this is Josie, my girlfriend.”

Wheels grinned. “Shit, girlfriend? I didn’t know anyone could like Kat that much!”

Josie laughed and ruffled her hair affectionately. “Well, I do. What are you doing here so late, amor?”

“Just grabbing something real quick,” Katherine replied. She gave Josie a quick kiss. “Don’t work too late love.”

Wheels rolled her eyes and moved on to the next place. There were two boys in that room, one tuning a guitar and the frantically scribbling notes on a paper.

As she moved closer, one of them looked up. “Hey! Careful, get behind the line!”

Wheels backed up and apologized.

“It’s okay kid. Wanna see something?” the boy asked, leaving his notes and picking up an apple. As the threw the apple at her, it split into a thousand tiny slices.

“Woah-“ Wheels said, catching a slice. “Laser induced plasma?”

“Yeah,” the boy smiled, impressed. “With a bit of magnetic confinement for ultra precision.”

“Wheels, this is Bruiser and his boyfriend King. Boys, my sister!” Wheels hadn’t noticed Katherine come up behind her.

“Bruiser double majors, physics and astronomy. King goes to the art school next door,” Guitar Boy looked up at his name and waved.

“Do you guys know where Mouse is?”

King gestured under the desk, where a short girl was sitting criss cross and typing quickly. “Shortie! Kat’s here with her sister, come say hi.”

The girl pulled off her headphones and looked up. “Hi Kath. Hi Kath’s sister. I’m a bit busy.”

“Mouse is our coder,” Katherine explained. “And she’s probably overworking herself.”

Mouse flipped her off without looking up. “I’m not overworking myself.”

“Sure you aren’t,” Bruiser said, going back to his notes.

“Oh, you’re one to talk!” Mouse retorted. Wheels laughed.

“Come on Vi, there’s one more thing i have to show you.”

#i’m really sorry for the inconvenience of having two parts-#especially since it’s already a multi part fic-#anyway i love this au a lot please scream about it with me-

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dolokhoded · 4 years

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Modern Spromeo

for that one person in the text post. and for myself, as a treat.

they met in college, because of race.

well, kinda because of race. they almost didn't meet because of race.

let me explain ok

race and romeo have been friends since forever, they're like brothers

which is why race knew that if he introduced him to his new friend specs romeo would sleep with him

and race wanted to avoid that he'd lost enough friendships because romeo couldn't keep it in his pants thank u very much

but they meet anyways, because they're quirky like that

maybe not in the best circumstances?? but they meet

romeo was,, pretty much having a panic attack in a bathroom before a big exam

and specs found him and helped him out

after things calmed down, romeo introduced himself

and specs had to take a moment before he realized that this was race's 5-foot-tall-drama-major-charming-smile friend

“,, you're romeo??”

“uh yes”

“you're romeo?????”

the rest is history

and let me tell you these boys,,,

m y g o d

they're possibly the most affectionate couple to ever exist EVER maybe next to race and al

specs was never like that before

but romeo just brings it out in him

the moment romeo sees specs he'll leap to him and cling onto him for the rest of the time

like specs will get back from class and romeo acts like he just returned from the war

also specs is like an entire foot taller than romeo so ro takes that to his advantage and clings on him like a koala

they technically never moved in together??

but you know romeo slept over a lot so he had some of his clothes there

then his toothbrush had moved to specs' apartment

then his favorite cereal was always stocked in the kitchen

and what do you know soon they're splitting the rent

besides romeo shared an apartment with race and let me tell you racetrack higgins likes to have his boyfriend over a lot

so it was perfect for both of them

i mentioned that romeo is a drama major

specs has never missed ONE of his performances, even before they started dating, he was always there

now he'll take him on late night dates after his shows, sometimes they'll just take the car and drive out of city

they go stargazing all the time

and it's never planned specs will just wake up at three in the morning like "we need to go look at some goddamn stars we need to go now"

romeo's not complaining, he finds it romantic

they both love to stargaze, specs is an astronomy nerd

romeo just thinks the stars are beautiful

really, you'd think that these two would be the ones to have all the cliche super dramatic dates (because, like, it's romeo) but half of their dates are just them deciding to get up at some ungodly hour at night and go play jenga in a wendy's parking lot

all the couples host one holiday each year

henry and finch have christmas

race and al get the halloween parties

specs and romeo get thanksgiving

which is perfect because DAMN CAN ROMEO COOK

i mean specs isn't bad either but A PLATE MADE BY ROMEO IS A GODSEND FROM THE HEAVENS

he's hyped about it all day

makes so much food that they actually have leftovers

which says something because they have to feed an army of college boys who probably haven't cooked anything but pasta and eggs in three years

(and davey.)

they get a cat

they called him bitchass for half a month until they could decide on a name

his actual name is hermes

but sometimes they still call him bitchass out of habit

there's no escaping the name bitchass now

at first he was just romeo's cat, specs was convinced he was evil

but one day he returned from class to find romeo curled up with bitchass hermes on the couch, sleeping while some random episode of how i met your mother played on the tv

he fell in love with both of them

#there u go #them they deserve everything #spromeo #SPROMEO!!!!!!#so important #they're the best #newsies #specs newsies #romeo newsies #specs/romeo

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