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jwnstars · 28 days

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제이크 , false image.

>_< mai’s endless fluff saga

⊹ ࣪ ˖ popular!jake x quiet awkward! reader. ! 💻

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 🗒️ when reader meets popular jock jake who seems mean and unreachable, turns out to be a fluffy, obsessed, baby girl boyfriend. !

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ✩ jake occasionally calls reader ‘glasses’ (because reader is a slight nerd. 🤓☝️)

JAKE WAS DEFINITELY THE POPULAR GUY. known by everyone in their school, “sim jaehyun” this! “jake” that! the whole school knew jake, he was a jock, an amazing athlete, a smart student.

but that all changed once jake met her.

a recap of their love story? happy to tell you.

she was in the library, studying for the maths test, jake was roaming around. finding some peace and quiet in the library, that was his escape. his escape to just feel a bit free and more calm. at that moment, she dropped her wallet trying to reach for her pen, not even noticing that it fell over the table that only she had occupied.

with jakes fast reactions, he quickly noticed the wallet silently thudding on the carpeted, calling towards him.

he thought the girl had heard it, but to his luck, it seemed as if she was wearing headphones that were on 100% volume. jake couldn’t just leave the library all guilty for not telling some stranger that their wallet tipped over and was left on the ground, right?

so, he made his way slowly to the busy girl. picking up the wallet that was a few inches away from her chair, not trying to disturb her. the wallet landed on her desk, as she suddenly looked up.

jake took a slight glance at the studying girl, she had a high pony tail and clear specs that made her features pop out. she had doe eyes that her glasses couldn’t even hide from others even if you were far away.

he gulped, realizing that it was the ‘nerd’ in the school. but to him, he know found out when you looked at her longer, she was beautiful. she wasn’t ugly, but she seemed gorgeous to his eyes at first sight.

“your.. uhm.. wallet fell. I wanted to help you cause you seemed like you didn’t hear it.” his hand landed on the back of his neck, specifically, his nape. but to the girls eyes, he was the popular jock that couldn’t be seen with a person like her.

however, his tone. his soft voice, it made the mean and arrogant remarks of the jock disappear. “thank you, jake.” she bowed practically 90° from her seat, still stunned that jake initiated a conversation with her.

“may I sit here?” jake asked to bring up a question, wanting to have a small (a long conversation that could last for hours at a time) chat with the awkward student.

“oh um sure!”

(border >_<)

jake and the girl bickered and talked for a longer time period that they both wouldn’t had expected. they found out how similar they were despite their differences, leaving the girl who had been looked as the nerd, the girl who was an outcast.

and from that moment on, jake knew that the girl he had met was the one who had to be his.

“baby no! I have to go!” the girl whined, the clingy and pouty jake who didn’t want to let go of her waist that fit perfectly with his veiny hands. he tugged onto the front of her shirt, trying to lower the crop top.

“you can’t leave your boyfriend hanging all alone, glasses, and why should I let you leave in that short ass crop top? when I’m NOT even there.” jake frowned, but she was fed up. or she would be late.

“seriously jake! I need to leave right now.”

“no, glasses, your mine”

it drove crazy at how much jake knew her weaknesses, his cute tone, his eyes, his ability to make her feel butterflies in her stomach. It made her weak.

“glasses, stay, stay with your boyfriend. It would be better than any other shit you have to do, because your boyfriend can spoil you rotten.” jake kissed her on the cheek, still desperate for her to stay.

“no.”

jake soon grabbed her legs and put her over his shoulder, walking away from the door and back inside. “boy! jake! put me down right now!”

“don’t want to.” jake chuckled, all giddy. he loved making his girlfriend all mad and heated up, it made it more fun to tease her endlessly. is this what you get for having a boyfriend who is a serious athlete?

she thought, having a boyfriend like jake, he wouldn’t have any time for her. he would be a booked and busy guy who wouldn’t have time for her. LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER. jake went out of his way to cancel his matches if it was date night, or you wanted to hang out with him.

he made sure to always had time with you, he would rather save you then the world.

“I’m gonna kiss your face a billion times and maybe we could go already and do some of the annoying shit you need to do, hm?”

“JAKE!”

“no. it’s baby time, your mine now glasses!” jake smiled evilly, not planning to let her leave. not even in a billion years.

“this is what you get for having a jock boyfriend with a false image.”

@ jwnstars … !! so cutesie core.

OK HSHSSGGS LETS CALM DOWN AFTER THAT MUCH FLUFF ???!!!?? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 finally got out of my writing slump and gave into writing again. like a breath of fresh air.

anyway… I don’t know how people overlook jake as the mean frat boy ??? I see him more as the clingy bestfriend of the frat boy who always follows him around ‘cuz they besties !!!!🥹🥹💞💞🎀🎀

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hopelesslygaysstuff · 4 months

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HAI !!!! it’s been a minute lawl

erm n e wayz ☝️🤓 just had a thought… BEAR W ME THIS IS LONG

camgirls mommy wanda and her baby get sent toys every once in a while as gifts from their fans or smth idk but !! they get sent this toy :333

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Czb5Dr0u07G/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

and they decide to test it out on stream but at first wanda decides she wants to tease reader and use it on herself first while she has r tied up to a chair, naked and just a vibrator on their cl!t meanwhile all they can do is watch while wanda puts on a show for them :3333 and wanda is like rlly exaggerating herself and rlly giving r a hard time until her baby is in tears and after she comes, she’ll let r have a turn lol and maybe overstimulate r until they can’t come anymore 😇😇😇

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Hullo!!! It has been a long time... but I'm glad we're back!!

Ooooooooh that toy looks like a lot of fun aslkdjfhasldkfjh and yes the scene is playing out vividly in my head rn. I'm in class, so that's a little bit of a problem, but oh well!

Yessss, just watching Mommy Wanda make herself feel good and you're struggling against your restraints because you wanna touch her so baddddd. She makes you watch while she cums over and over again and you're trying to cum too but the vibrator isn't enough... you need your mommy to help you.

Finally, Wanda takes mercy on you and positions you on her lap before turning the stream on. Hundreds of people flood the chat and you can't do anything but sit there moaning and grinding down on the toy as your orgasm rises rapidly.

Someone donates money, the triple digits making both you and Wanda gasp, and they have a request with their donation.

'Overstimulate her, I want to see her cry.'

Wanda just smirks, nodding at the camera while she presses the button to make the toy go faster, the suction increasing on your already sore clit.

"Cum for me, darling. Let's make our generous donor proud."

You let out a weak whimper, a whispered "Yes, mommy," falling from your lips before your orgasm overtakes you. And then, another one crashes over you before the first is even finished, Wanda increasing the speed and suction once more.

She doesn't stop until the total donations have reached well into the quadruple digits. Your face is coated with tears, and your inner thighs coated with your own cum, but you're satisfied.

"Good girl, you made mommy so proud."

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goldeunoias · 1 year

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Blessings Pt. 2

A/N: Suprise babes! The joys of leaving lots of feedback and reblogs inspired me to revisit this 🤓 This can read as a stand-alone if you wanted to but here is the first part!

Word Count: 1.7k Synopsis: Gosh..... I can’t even Warnings: Hee um, degrades, monster cock hee again, squirting, use of toys like a vibrator and dildo, um, there’s like...it’s just a lot besties if u know me u know how i write LASDFASFA ----------------------------------------------------------

“Are you going to be a good kitty for me?” Heeseung purred into your ear, stroking your cheek softly. His gentle touch caused you to jump at the sensation, the soft silk ribbon covering your eyes hindering your one sense and heightening the others.

“Y-yes sir,” you whimpered, a chuckle hitting your ear as Heeseung scrolled through the chat on his phone.

“Princess, they’re enamored with you. She is pretty isn’t she?” Heseung almost mocked at the audience, dragging a single digit down your sternum. “And she’s all mine,” He couldn’t help but warn with his voice, humming at the comments that requested to see both of you guys’ faces.

“You want to see her face? Hmm, ‘fraid I can’t let that happen,” Heeseung remarked, rubbing his thumb over your bottom lip. “Instead be thankful for the show my pretty kitty is about to put on.”

“Remember your safe word darling?” Heeseung whispered into your ear, low enough so the camera wouldn’t hear. You nodded and squeezed his leg to assure him it was okay since it was your idea.

Heeseung hummed and started slowly kissing your neck and you couldn’t help but whine and keen into the sensation, Heeseung holding your legs open with his legs over yours to prevent you from scurrying away.

“Mm people in chat are saying they can see the wet patch growing. Is that true kitty? Do I need to check and see?” Heeseung teasingly inquired as his thumb rubbed over your ruined underwear, wearing a half-grin.

“Can you guys believe how wet she gets? So quickly to,” he hummed, bunching the fat of your folds through your underwear and squeezing them, smiling when he got a choked groan out of you.

“No matter how many times you fuck her she still gets wet like a virgin. So cute of her, so very very cute,” he cooed, kissing your cheeks as his hand went to massage your breast.

“S-sir, ah~” was the only thing you could muster out, biting on your bottom lip to prevent yourself from choking out Heeseung’s name.

“Mm sir is here baby don’t worry, I got you” he soothed, reaching on the nightstand and grabbing a dildo, using his saliva to wet it before pushing your underwear to the side. Even though you couldn’t see it you could definitely feel it and its size, your back arching as you felt the tip push past through your walls.

“Good girl~, such a good girl kitten” Heeseung praised as your hands gripped his sheets until your knuckles were turning white, hips rutting desperately into the sinful stretch you felt against your walls. “Let’s see you do it yourself princess. Here.” Heeseung moved your hand so you grabbed the hilt, his hands going to massage your inner thighs tenderly as you moved the toy in and out.

User2381: Fuck, anything larger in that tiny pussy of hers may snap her in half…

User:3242: She’s creaming around it already, filthy thing

“Princess chat is going crazy because of how pretty you look” Heeseung informed you tenderly as he held your legs open a bit more, wanting the audience to see just how full your cunt really was.

Your cheeks were burning at your desperation and how you could feel Heeseung’s sinful grin against your neck as he continued kissing and egging on your ministrations, one of his hands going to your jaw to keep it open.

“Now, why is my kitty holding back her sounds?” He tsked, reveling in how you could no longer do so, deep groans and pants leaving your throat. “No need to be camera shy, you already look like a bitch in heat rutting against a toy,” Heeseung noted.

You felt your ears get hot the degradation, feeling like a pervert for enjoying him treating you in such a way. With your vision out of commission, every sensation against your body felt hundred times more intense, choked whines and pleas leaving you when Heeseung’s hand came over yours and slowed down your pace.

“Always in a rush to come princess. Why not take it slow, savor the way your tight cunt grips the toy,” he murmured into your ears. You shook as you felt him lick the shell of your ear before nibbling at it, the now slower pace making you crave more than he was giving you.

“Don’t do this please, I-I don’t like being edged,” you whined out, knowing that this was something Heeseung knew very well. Instead of sympathy, you were only met with a chiding chuckle, Heeseung’s hand that was stationed on your jaw moving to your tongue, pressing the pad of his two fingers down the center of it.

You instinctively began messily sucking and licking his fingers Heeseung admiring your work as saliva began to collect on your lips and chin.

A messy eater you were.

“Mmm I know princess but I can’t let you come from the first toy now can I?” Heeseung teased chuckling at the desperate men coming in through your chat.

User9043: Gosh I’d love to fuck that cunt of hers, make her squirt in no time

User:3495: He should make her beg until the girlie can’t speak n’more

“Hmm, someone wants me to make you beg s’more kitty. But you wouldn’t like that now would ya?”

You rapidly shook your head and ironically began begging for him to let you cum, blabbering pleas leaving you as you felt your belly get tighter.

User5693: Damn, never seen her break so quickly. He must be fucking her real good…

User3983: Think he could make her squirt?

Heeseung smiled at the comment and held your wrist so you couldn’t move your hand anymore, small pleas of “why” leaving you as you wriggled your hips.

“Aw, don’t be like that princess. On your knees and bend over kitten, show your pretty cunt to the camera for me yeah?” Heeseung cooed.

You swallowed thickly and nodded, turning around and doing as he asked. You buried your face in his soft sheets and whimpered when you felt Heeseung slowly pull the toy out of your replacing it when what you felt to be a vibrator.

“Your fans wanna see your little cunt squirt so why don’t you give them a show?” Heeseung teased as he went to his phone to pull up the app, immediately pushing it to the highest setting.

Your knees buckled at the sensation and you let out a muffled groan as you felt intense vibrations against your walls, your thighs rubbing together desperately to gain even more friction. Heeseung hummed in satisfaction and moved so your head was resting on his lap, his hand stroking your temple fondly as your body shook.

“Your so loud kitty. I wonder if my neighbor next door is listening to you hm? Rutting against his pillow wishing he was fucking your pretty cunt,” Heeseung drawled into your ear, stuttered pants leaving you when Heeseung playfully tugged at a pert nipple.

User8573: Fuck, she clenched around the toy when he said that. Guy’s got himself an exhibitionist huh?

Heeseung smiled and rolled your tender nipples between his warm hands, cooing at you when you made more little whimpers.

“Mmm I think she is a bit of an exhibitionist. If ya tease her even a little bit in public she wets herself in time. Such a cute needy thing, can’t even go out in public without ruining her underwear,” He chuckled out, flicking your puffy clit with his index finger.

“H-hee-Sir please,” you whined out, your nails dipping into his thigh as you felt the knot in your belly get tighter. You heard Heeseung tsk and lower it down some notches, seemingly punish you.

“I can’t reward you when you made a slip-up like that kitten. Almost used my name, that’s very irresponsible of you kitty, and we can’t have that now can we?”

“No, I’m sorry please I just, oh god,” you croaked. You were so so close and the nonstop teasing only made it tighter, your back arching as you felt trickles of sticky essence running down the backs of your thighs.

“What do you guys think? Should she come or not?” He questioned nonchalantly to your viewers, stroking your cheek tenderly as you lay beneath him a shaking and quivering mess.

User3422: God yes, she’s gonna squirt isn’t she?

User1298: Didn’t realize a pussy could drip so much…fuck

User7653: Depends, gonna overstimulate the needy thing afterward?

Heeseung smiled at the last one, quirking a brow as he raised the vibrations to the max intensity. You let out a muffled scream into his thigh as you felt the knot snap, your legs unable to hold you up any longer as syrupy beads of essence leaked profusely onto Heeseung’s covers.

“Mmm, thatta girl~,” Heeseung praised as he slid his thumb into your mouth for a moment, high-pitched whines leaving you when he pulled the toy out.

You heard a rustling noise which you hoped was him removing his sweats as he lay you on your back, propping you up comfortably with some pillows since you were laying horizontal to his bed.

User7563: Shit, probably gonna split that pussy in half with that thing

User4982: Ya think she can even take it?

“Don’t worry guys,” Heeseung assured, tapping his tip against your soaked folds. “Her little cunt is going to all of my inches, isn’t that right princess?”

You nodded excitedly and bit down on your lip in bliss as you felt the dull ache in your core begin when he pushed the brunt of his tip past your walls, a choked whine leaving you in the process.

“See? She takes everything like such a good girl~” he praised some more, grabbing your legs to wrap around his waist. His lips connected with your neck and you shuddered at the sensation, feeling that familiar bump in your belly as Heeseung moved inside you inch by inch.

“Now hold on tight for me yeah?”

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SOOo once again! Verbal Feedback, whether reblogs, comments, or anons is what makes me write more content! if u say nothing i write nothing lovelies ;-;

#heeseung smut #lee heeseung smut #enhypen fanfic #enhypen hard hours #enhypen hard thoughts #enhypen scenarios #enhypen imagines #heeseung hard hours #heeseung hard thoughts

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luffyvace · 1 month

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Akutagawa as your boyfriend ☀︎

Umm happy late b day Aku…😭 I’m totally super late for this I KNOW. But! I’m doing it anyway! >:3 late or not :P Plus I Just wanted to write for him since I really like this dude (〃ω〃) (Light blood, death and killing mentions but not in detail)

Akutagawa b day hcs first >;}

planning everything out and hiding it from him is kind of a task. 😅 the guy’s pretty stealthy himself so ya gotta make sure he doesn’t sneak up on you while your prepping things.

Buuut with the help of everyone from the port mafia (except Mori- joking! he does help but Elise does 90% of the work) you planned a mini party <3

Gin got the food! (Figs and tea enters chat)

Higuchi got the decorations! (streamers, balloons, tables, chairs)

Hirotsu keeps akutagawa busy (tea and chatting LOL)

Elise makes the banners (hints poorly drawn dead versions of everyone—extra blood for aku<3)

Kajii makes (lemon shaped) confetti poppers!!

Koyo hosted/recorded it all 💗

Chuuya brought wine and the cake (both were really expensive and tasty good job Chuuya)

Q brought lots of presents!! :3

Annnnd Tachihara! Brought some ~port mafia style~ party games (you played mafia LOL)

now general relationship things 😚

He treats you like how he does Gin, there is peace between the two of you and you have friendly interactions. (Romantic as well, for you) he will even go as far as to do favors for you but we’ll dabble in that more later ☆)

acts of service is his #1 love language. There’s no convincing me otherwise. When I say ‘he will do anything for you’ besides killing this is what I mean. You really don’t have to ask either. I talk about this some more later but, examples: done with your plate? He’ll take it. He remembers you said you needed xyz, he got it for you. You said you wanted to ____ but you fell asleep, so he did it.

hope you get along with Gin because to continue a relationship with him past 2 minutes, you need to. He will never choose friends over family. I stand on that.

honest man.

Its canon, of course this would apply to a relationship too :)

you never have to worry about him lying, thankfullly. the bad news is…this guy isn’t just honest..he’s brutally honest 😀

which he’s not dumb, but he’s also not one to pacify feelings. So say you created something and you’ve been working on this piece for a while now, (whether your an artist, writer, sculptor, something else—whatever), he takes a look at it and singlehandedly points out all the flaws 🧍‍♀️

not in a rude way-

just genuinely telling your mistakes. Which- I know can hurt because you spent a lot of time on it…..but as lest you can fix it now..? 🤷‍♀️

He respects you. Of course he does! How could you love someone you don’t respect?!

why I’m mentioning this then?? Because to him, respect is very important. There’s few that he respects personally and not because of his job.

like Dazai (sorta bc of his job but shh), Gin or Atsushi (somewhat)

And just to clear it up those he has respect for because of his job would be mori or hirotsu

so the fact that you have his respect is a mile stone!! 👯‍♀️💃💃

He’s loyal but it ain’t a fault 😋🤪

seriously tho this dude is still chasing Dazai even after he “disgraced the mafia’s name” and left to the ada

So for you?? This is simply proof that he ain’t neva leavin you, and you ain’t neva leavin him 😙 (I don’t make the rules)

even If he disagrees with your actions/opinions he will talk it out with you 😱

now he might sound a bit upset, and if your acting absolute bonkers rn and need some sense smacked into you- he might yell too. But that’s mostly if it’s for your well being.

other than that, yes the hotheaded Ryuu will calm down for you (that kinda rhymes ☝️🤓)

Bonus!:

living with the Akutagawa’s! ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎

going more into acts of service, you and Gin hardly ever have to worry about chores or errands

he doesn’t really do it for the purpose of your validation, and genuinely doesn’t expect a thank you either

”hm? Oh…it’s nothing.”

Is his response when you try to thank him

he does it because he’s responsible not for praise

although I will say, seeing as though he has a lot of respect for you, as I said earlier, you may get a semi flustered/shocked facial expression

not necessarily blushing, just a expression that shows it caught him off guard ;P

Its not uncommon to see him cleaning around the house and asking if you have any laundry

housewife Ryuunosuke LOL 😂

When goes out to get groceries he asks you and Gin if there’s anything specific you want him to buy and if yes, he’ll get it for you

just like in the anime with Gin, he doesn’t mind doing favors for you as well <3

if you decide you wanna clean up or go to the store yourself he won’t stop you and be like ‘nonono I got it you sit down 🥺’. I don’t mean this in a bad way but he’s not a gentleman on purpose

I feel he’s the type of guy to do things that you consider gentlemanly but he just considers it being polite

oh it’s fine he’s got the groceries 👌

got a order for pick up? Oh well he was going out anyway, he’ll get it 🤷

he’s got the door 👍

don’t worry about the bill he’ll pay it (restaurant or house bill 😉)

another thing…! ♡

sometimes when you and Gin wanna watch a movie but Ryuu’s still doing the dishes….

Rashomon!

do the dishes :3 (while he watches the movie with you guys)

I wasn’t gonna write these at first but I’m real glad I did! I love these and finally wrote for our guy Ryuunosuke!!

WHEN I TYPED DAZAI’S NAME IT AUTOCORRECTED FO DASANI AT FIRST HAHAHHAHA

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writinandcrying · 3 months

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TMNT HEADCANON / how the turtles text

A lot can be said from how someone express themselves through texting, so this is just some crack / light headcanons !

Not really based on a single version per say, more that turtles have been deprived of social interaction for the majority of their life and I think texting them would be an very interesting experience lol

Idea based on @avery73 last random turtle post (thanks for being one of our strongest soldiers and writing wonderful pieces 🫡) English is not my first language and I didn’t proofread this, if there is any grammatical erros pls don’t hesitate to tell me!

Mikey

🎢 Single texts

🎢 Just like this

🎢 Loads of it

🎢 You got 60 new messages

🎢 in the past 2 minutes

🎢 Loads of gifs too

🎢 And voice memos

🎢Oh look

🎢6 personality tests links

🎢What do you mean you won’t do it

🎢He needs to know what kind of cupcake you are!!!!

🎢 And music recs

🎢 Your phone won’t stop vibrating

🎢 for the next weeks

🎢 After you meet him (Honestly really annoying unless you have a crush on him)

🎢 For the latinos/latinas; if he EVER finds out about WhatsApp and the stickers. Oh you are so done. If you have an older phone that shit WILL blow up / malfunction for SURE

🎢 uses TONS OF EMOJIS !!!!! 😍😍😝🤪😋🤩AND CAPS AS WELL!!! 🥳😽✌️👅🗣️

🎢Mikey live reaction when you ask if he’s upset that you asked him to tone it down a notch with the texting on a busy day:

🎢 Will lowkey tone it down with the emojis when he finds out some ppl find it cringe, but with his angels cakes ???????? 🫵 YOU BET 🗣️ HE WILL SHOW YOU WITH IT 💋🫦💅🏻🤳🏼💃🏻🕺🏽🙈🦋🌺🧡🌚🌻🔥💥🌟

🎢Will accidentally send you some random ass emoji that wasn’t supposed to be on the context of the text, also the autocorrect is def not his friend

Mikey : how’s it going baby gorila

Mikey: babygirl*

Mikey:

Mikey: I’m sorry

🎢 adds emojis to very contacts in his t-phone:

Leo: Leader of the pack 🐺 🐢 🫡

Donnie: Eistein 📚🧬⚗️ (Raph also shares this name on his t-cell)

Raph: Murderous teddy bear 🧸 🧨

Splinter: Mafia Boss 🪤 (no one knows about this name tho)

April: Chanel N.6 🎤(or World of Apes 🦧 lmao)

Casey: New York Hockey League 🏒

Vern: Some dude (adds 🦅 so he knows it’s Vern and not “some random dude”)

Y/n: angelcakes pookie wookie baby boo boo love of my life !!!!!! 😍🥰👀🧚🏻‍♂️

🎢Mikey live reaction when Raph yells at him to stop flooding the chat, followed by mikey texting him “make me” (they are sitting next to each other):

Donnie

🔭Huge blocks of it in the speed of light. many topics, many questions and also explanations at just one sitting

🔭But won’t hold back on a smart ass short cut response for one his brothers (literally has the sharpest tongue)

🔭Will hardly uses emojis, only when it’s a single text to express an emotion (most current used emojis: 🤓when he does something impressive 💜: for y/n 🙄: when venting about something annoying Leo / Mikey / Raph did)

🔭Will want to discuss random ass problems he has encountered in his projects, in forums online, specially if you ever show interest in debating / doesnt hold back into showing your strong opinions

🔭 Has named their brothers as “Failed Lab Experiments” and managed to color code their messages (has the only t-phone that has this feature)

🔭Donnie creating the most unique and smartass way to charge his phone just cuz he can:

🔭Deadass his reaction when texting his crush 👀:

🔭 Has modified Mikey’s phone so he doesn’t have access to emojis for a whole week after his baby brother decided to spam him “out of no where” (after Donnie won consecutively 10 Mario Kart matches AND ate the last 2 slices of cold pizza)

🔭Result: mikey spammed EVEN MORE and only spoke to EVERYONE by Japanese emojis. Leo and Raph begged demanded that donnie install his emojis back cuz they were DONE with the whole situation

Failed lab experiment N.4: ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° (♡´౪`♡)

Failed lab experiment N.1: Stop.

Failed lab experiment N.4: ┬┴┬┴┤ᵒᵏ (･_├┬┴┬┴ Failed lab experiment N.4: (;﹏;)

Failed lab experiment N.2: You stupid IDIOT Failed lab experiment N.2: look what you've done now he’s sad

🔭 Donnie also has to deal with his brothers thinking he is their personal Google (he will always answer their questions, even out of spite):

Failed lab experiment N.4: Donnie what’s a Cochlear implant

Successful lab experiment: A small, complex electronic device that can help to provide a sense of sound to a person who is profoundly deaf or severely hard-of-hearing. The implant consists of an external portion that sits behind the ear and a second portion that is surgically placed under the skin.

Failed lab experiment N.4: :0 yikes

Failed lab experiment N.4: Okay thanks!!!!

Successful lab experiment: Stop asking me stuff when you can just Google it.

Failed lab experiment N.4: But I like talking to you 🙀😔

Failed lab experiment N.4: You are my favorite turtle Siri!!! 😉

Successful lab experiment: I’d prefer if I wasn’t... Also, why are you curious about cochlear implants?

Successful lab experiment: Mikey?

Successful lab experiment: Mikey!!!!!

(He still doesn’t know why)

Raph

🥊 Barely uses emojis. Lowkey barely texts? doesn't see the appeal to it, rather prefer to hang out with you 1 on 1 than being far away from you (will never ever admit to it. maybe after 3 years in a relationship)

🥊as a friend: he wont be the one spiking a conversation, but might keep going if he's truly bored (this is prone to happen during daylight / evening when they still can't go out) but will probably be the one to ask to hang out when he needs an outlet and such 🥊*sees messages* eh i'll reply later *completely forgets about it*

🥊 will effortlessly take the most breath-taking pictures of new york during patrol and send it to you 🥊 if you are already his s/o / someone he trusts: will most likely text you to ask about stuff (if you need anything or something he needs from topside) or to diss / vent / gossip about his brothers 🥊 will send embarrassing pictures of his brothers to you cuz he can't deal with that shit alone lmao

🥊 will either be pretty clueless with the most random ass stuff or out of propose just to tease you: y/n: jniasunoakpfa raph: what was that y/n: keyboard smash? raph: how do i do that y/n: just press anything raph: 7 🥊 Raph Live reaction as soon as he realizes he has feelings for you:

🥊 Also Raph Live reaction when he comes to terms with this feelings and has an excuse to ignore Leo (even if he doesnt like texting) just bc he can ignore Leo as he pleases:

Leo

🎏 Perfect texts 🎏 looks like an email/letter sometimes 🎏 to most people: 1 message with divided topics. pretty direct 🎏 when he can't reply right away: "Hello. I'm happy you wrote to me. I try to reply promptly but currently I'm not available at the moment-" Like omg bro RELAX. 🎏 to his s/o: 70% direct, the other 30% likes to send little reminders, either with songs or pretty things she has seen during a patrol with a "thinking of you" message. lowkey romantic when he doesn't even mean to be, def shows how thoughtful he is 🎏 prefers to call you rather than texting. especially if you are dating/has a crush on you he might not even realize why he likes calling you so much, until it hits like a brick that he just wants to hear your voice 🎏Leo when he calls you and doesn't know when to "intervene" / his time to talk back (god forbid he's unpolite and interrupts you):

lowkey him listening to April vent about smth dumb shit Casey did /any human friend venting and he doesnt know how to react lmao 🎏Just like Donnie, has favorite emojis and will only use it in specific situations (this will take time for it to happen, like after years Donnie first invented the t-phone and finally relized he didn't had to be so formal when texting): 🐢 when talking about team work or his brothers / 🪷 for meditating or mindfulness (thinks its peaceful) / 💙 for his boo and his boo only / 😏 only in a relationship, especially when he's feeling scipy (extremely rare for it to happen over text tho)

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Group chat (more than one reaction)

💚 catching social cues irl can be hard, you are telling me there are hidden social cues in texting too??

💚 “Nah shut up” group, doesn’t care much about it and won’t change their ways: Leo, Raph

💚 Will research about it, will talk to every single human he knows (yes. you. Vern. Casey and April) Needs to know the social cues. NOW: lmao try to guess

💚 Also needs to know, but for meme reasons, he has to say up to date w the terminology/ slangs: another hard guess /j

💚 Oh btw, Donnie totally uses /j /Tw /srs terminology WHILE he texts fast AND huge text blocks. none of his brothers know how he does it

💚Will over use fresh lingo he has learned overhearing humans on patrol, shows, from his humans friends to the point it’s almost unbearable: Mikey 💚Live reaction of Raph and Leo trying to understand when Mikey or Donnie spamming the group chat with their extremely recent memes or hyperfixations:

💚the chat WILL be flooded with things related to their favorite basketball teams, show they want to see or dumbass pictures of their daily lifes, example: Mikey: *has sent an selfie*

Mikey: you know y/n

Mikey:If you’re fortunate enough

Mikey: your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness

Mikey: but mine?

April: oh boy here we go

Mikey: Hasn’t. 😏😏😏

Y/n: Oh?

Mikey: *send another selfie flexing muscles* you see when you fight crime everyday-

Raph: yeah he shallowed a glow stick

#visually this looks a hot mess I apologize #did i add a bunch of my old incorrect quotes on this?#yes i did #i regret nothing #tmnt headcanons #tmnt x reader #2003 tmnt #tmnt bayverse turtles x reader #2003 tmnt x reader #2007 tmnt #mm tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2007 #giulia writes

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nikaizkool · 8 months

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Them taking you on a date 😋

Quackity - obviously dressing up, taking you out to a nice steak dinner (like the gentleman he is) and then after taking you home and watching a movie with you, definitely ending up in him cuddling you

Wilbur- taking you to the park for a picnic 😋 compliments 24/7 from him on the date “I like your hair, and your outfit.” He’d be teasing you non stop. Ending up with you two playing at the park like toddlers.

Spreen - stream date 😪 building a house in Minecraft with a cat, while he nonstop flirts with you. Chat would be going crazy (he wanted clout) but after you two cuddle and get McDonald’s 😋

Carrera - just cuddling with him and Barry for the whole date. Maybe some scrolling on TikTok 🤷‍♀️

Charlie - cooking date, making cakes, cookies, ect. Making a mess with flour and sugar. 🤓

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famouscyclenerd · 29 days

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Correction! FREE MY GIRL FROM THE E/RIEL-SHACKLES!

They want her to be stuck with Nesta who used to coddle her and says she's like a dog. With Feyre who thinks she is pleasent enough company, but not a person she would go to with problems nor advice.

They think she has a crush on Azriel after he hurt her feelings, and wounded her pride before thinking of another woman's joy and how he had to stop himself from smiling at the thought of it. His chest didn't spark at Elain's joy when she received the necklace right in front of him, but at the mere image of Gwyn's. Elain returned the necklace and has not spoken to him since. But they caim she still wants him like a desperate woman when they know damn well she said fuck that guy and his bitchy ass necklace. She could spend decades in the Night Court and she wouldn't look twice at him.🥰

They want her to be on her fucking knees for the man who finds it unfair that she isn't his mate when Rhysand got Feyre and Cassian got Nesta. Who couldn't tell Rhysand that he was over Mor. They want her to be with the man who doesn't want her exposed to the trove after she expressed her desire to do something and be helpful.

Ya'll know they would be on Lucien's ass had he been the one who said it, but Lucien would never. And so they glaze over it, pretending that he is protective and cares so much for her! No gurl he's coddling her like a child, something she doesn't want😍

They want her to either reject the bond and forever feel the consequences of it or have Lucien die when Feyre remarks on it being the worst feeling she has ever felt after Rhys dies for like 30 seconds. spoiler alert

They want her wearing fugly night court black dresses when YOU KNOW she changed out of that dress at the first given opportunity. And she has never been seen wearing black again. Maybe because she doesn't like it?? Ever thought of that?

They claim that they had to make her look bad so that Nesta looks good in comparison (feminism has left the chat) and that they purposely used a ugly dress when it's the color itself that Cassian AND Nesta remarks on looking bad on her. They also never mentioned having that kind of plan like wtf??!

"No matter how much she claims to be a part of this court, it sucked the life out of her." She claims and claims to be a part of the Night Court, but it just doesn't work... YIKES! Elain who had been so full of light, so full of life. It has significantly dimmed. "She used to love balls."... not anymore :(

"But Elain smells like jasmine and jasmine blooms at night so she loves it here😋" Yeah and Feyre smells like lilac which blooms in SPRING omfg...🤦‍♀️

Also☝️🤓, they forget the whole quote where Elain's scent is mentioned: "Her sister's delicate scent of jasmine and honey lingered in the red-stoned hall like a promise of spring"

Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking... but "I thought it was pretty obvious."

Me thinks:

#pro elain archeron #elain archeron #elucien #gwynriel #anti e/riel #acotar

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istarveforplatonicptnstuff · 13 days

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Adela as your hairdresser ✂💇‍♀️

So, idk how you end up getting a hair cut, but you're getting one for today 🥰🥰🥰 FOR FREE?!?!?! 🤯 Sis appeared out of nowhere, and you stumbled 🎢 upon a cute vintage barber shop, that convinced you 💯💯💯percent to get a haircut 🤭 You didn't know about the 🌁🌁🌁 alley incident because frankly, you DIDN'T care 😎 It was just an urban legend... Right? 😈 So anyways! You know when a hairdresser is about to SERVE 💃 When she has a BOB 👷‍♀️ on, has FACE 🥰, and looks like she came out of a Vivienne Westwood fashion show like GIRL why is the hairdresser so FINE??? 🤨🤨🤨

She greets you as soon as you enter her shop, warm smiles, the smell of flowers is what the first thing that hits your nose... 😤🌷The first thing you ask her how she gets rid of the smell of hairspray, she answers she uses the trick of using flowers which explains why you smelled flowers as soon as you went inside... By the way, SIS had you giggling 🤭 the entire interaction because of how... Gorgas (I'm sorry I don't know how to spell it 😇) she is 😍 Pookie then leads you to your seat 🪑, and of course we SAT 🧎‍♀️ since the QUEEN said so 🤩

She tells you if you have any preferences that you wanted to do to your hair... But because this was an impulsive decision... Girlie ended up having to decide HERSELF 😳 remember when they said to trust your barber? When your barber looks like this... Sign me up, I'm SAT and definitely letting her cut my hair the way she wants because I trust her with my life 😊 Adela liked the fact that you seemed to have no worries, like you were just a silly gal getting a haircut... So no mind altering for YOU 😌 Oh bestie... You are so lucky, getting a haircut, not getting mind altercations from her, sitting in that chair, meeting ADELA??? at the same time??? Girl, I am 😡 jealous, that should be ME! 😭 You be living the life 💅

Timeskip to having one of the best💄💋 makeover that changed the trajectory of your life 😲 You and Adela stayed in touch, she ended up liking you so... You get to be a part of her "mundane" life now... 😿 CRYING because again, how??? 😔 How do you do it, POOKIE?!?? So of course, you end up becoming a regular in her cozy shop, making it a habit to drop by regardless of the constant change of location. When I say you WALK, you WALKED the whole Eastside just to see her 🥰 standing on business just to see your favorite hairdresser... 😩✊

You guys exchange letters, since Adela is kind of old school, so she sends you this beautiful 🌹, amazing 😲, mind-blowing 🤯, life changing letter that you keep in your drawers because of how MAJESTIC her penmanship is... Girl you better keep them in MINT condition, if not, I'm making your house as my rob list... Though, you wonder how she does it, changing locations like my GIRL has a walking hair salon that she can just fold her place and lay it out like a tri-fold brochure, with all the itinerary PACKED 💼 Sis acts as if she is a portable barber shop on the go that can magically appear in the blink of an eye... 👁‍🗨 Oh pookie... If only you knew...

Imagine your surprise receiving a letter that she got in JAIL like... My pookie didn't do wrong! 🤐🤐🤐 This is why you read the news and listen to people, but y'know stuff was boring to read anyways and you wasn't going to listen enough because, you don't like getting told what NOT to do! 💅💅💅 I fear 😰 you ✨SLAYED✨ with the response... So, of course like any sane pookie, you visited your favorite hairdresser to show some moral support with what she was going through... 🤧🤧🤧 *Sniffles* You are such a good pookie that you're making me EMOTIONAL

You met with the chief and her adjutant, they take you to a room that you can chat with Adela, but not you tryna defend pookie while also supporting women's wrongs at the same time because you couldn't go to her cozy vintage barber shop anymore so you protest and started a petition... ONLINE. 🤓 Girl, what is you doing..??? 😧 Both the chief and adjutant thought you were a CRAZED regular of Adela, them thinking you were brainwashed as well, but you explained to them that NO, pookie can't you see I'm grieving rn??? The way that ya'll can see her often but I CANT! Speaks a lot 😢😢😢 ahh dialogue

You sat there WAITING for your fav hairdresser, thinking if she got jumped by some prisoners, because if they did, sweetie... Your going to break in jail and whoop some ass... Even though you know nothing about fighting and have zero experience as well... 😃 Girl, don't be stupid 😭 I don't want to have an early funeral to host because YA'LL died early ⚰⚰⚰ I can't give out plot armor to my pookies too much 🤪🤪🤪 so value your life, but mood 🤩 So, finally pookie arrived, her FACE card never declining, as usual 🥱 You and pookie chat about how she got in jail, with her lowkey lying for a bit because sis didn't want to worry you... 🤧🤧🤧 Sobbing rn because of how sweet she is 😔 Adela, they can never make me hate you... 🥺🥺🥺

After having a sweet conversation with her, she exits the room due to the time limit... 👿 GRR why did they have to cut off the wholesome interaction... I am TWEAKING 🤬 for you guys... The chief then enters the room, wanting to conduct an interview with you. Of course, this makes you act defensive... 🙄🙄🙄 Of your pookie Adela, but the chief assures that she wouldn't be asking questions that are inappropriate... You were ready to make her catch some fists 🤛😠 if anything happens, though you ended up detailing on how you both met and ended up becoming her regular, to which the chief detailing about Adela's reason of imprisonment, and sharing some ILLEGAL 🤫🤫🤫 information that wasn't supposed to be shared to you...

After leaving the MBCC, you began to wonder why Adela kept you around, instead of cutting off contact just like the others. Could it be that you didn't appear to be THAT troubled which is why she didn't have to want alterations towards your memories...? Either way, you are thankful that she chose to stay in touch, because you got to have some fun interactions with her, and like touch grass at the same time! Pookie... I'm looking at some of ya'll who doesn't get enough sun... 😑 Like POOKIE... Go outside! AN: I can't decide if I want to have a part two on this one, but like an angsty, hurt-comfort, with a pinch of wholesomeness type of fic about this because I wanted to expand the LOREEE and yap about her backstory as well... (Can ya'll tell that I am an Adela fan?) But lmk if ya'll want one www but me thinks I'll end up writing it regardless to satisfy my NEED for more Adela content in this app... 😿 Where are all the Adela enjoyers at when you need them? 😔

#path to nowhere x reader #path to nowhere #platonic ptn #ptn #ptn x reader #adela x reader #ptn adela

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barelylivingscholar · 4 months

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“Dr.Ratio with a student who has an attitude…”

Babes this is 900+ words... I've put out another one, AGAIN.

- So, you are a member of the Intelligentsia guild, studying under Dr. Ratio’s class. At first you were like, “I think he’ll embody the “🤓” emoji while at the same time insulting the fuck out of me until I get it right 🙄. You were not wrong… Dude basically walked up to class one day and decided that everyone was “uneducated” without even taking a single look at you guys… Yeah… And that was the day you decided, y’know what, this old man will not be the cause of my 13th reason… Not me… I paid for this and I’m getting out of here with my diploma, bitch 💅. - Days with the old man is literal hell. Like, he will NOT give you guys a break… I can imagine all the work you guys do with this old man and leaving you guys to figure it out so you guys get “educated” like be serious right now he is not PLAYING at all. Literally the worst but, he does make sense… Sometimes. Me thinks he is not bad, but just a really, really, strict teacher… Terror professor vibes… That’s what I’m getting. I mean, bro would insult you “lowkey” and would not gaf about your comebacks… At all… So, it’s lowkey pointless to argue back because dude will literally just say one word… And that’s it… - The number of students dropping his class is INSANE. If you look to your side, you would only see either one or two people in the class meaning, the class is looking almost empty… If not for the toughest students like you guys… Congrats on not dropping out and still continuing to go through the old man’s class like… This is kind of a test for mentality and how long you guys would hold out… Me thinks, that you are definitely going to develop anger issues with this man… And some other mental illnesses you might catch during his lectures…

- If you manage to be one of the excelling students in his class that’s when he would start talking to you and you’re like… No way this old man suddenly decided he wanted to chat with me right now… Me thinks you’re going to be acting up the whole time… The conversations would start with stuff about the class and will end with how the lectures went for you. Oh boy… The way you DID NOT hold back on the feedback…You literally went off with your unresolved anger issues on him and the other mental illnesses you caught while under his guidance and bro just said “interesting.” All that for one word… Smh… - The next meeting went surprisingly… Smooth? Like the man suddenly decided he would be less insulting and more on… Lecturing…? What did this old man EAT??? You basically just sat there and side eyed him the whole time. Did the old man got possessed? That is what you were thinking halfway through the lecture until he called you out to answer his question so you had to snap out of it for a while sis… But alright, you’ll take it rather than the usual poorly disguised “constructive criticisms” you’d get every single damn time. You are very fortunate that you even got a score rather than the others that get 0’s or even negatives… Not saying you that smart but, you were just really good at what you’re doing me thinks… - There are only a few people that would catch the old man’s eye… So, consider yourself lucky to be “breathing” in the same air as him as he himself would say… Yeah, I think the urge of punching the old man and dropping out is at an all time high now… Or, if you’re too down bad for this man I think you would rather smooch him instead…? But idk man he’s kind of… Though I think you need to get therapy if you like getting berated or nagged by this old man all the time… He gives me Asian parents vibes… - Anyhow, time skip to the second semester and the class is FULL, yet again… You lowkey wished that it would be half empty again so fewer annoying people to deal with and fewer of the old man’s copies… I kid you not there are probably clones of him in the class… You can handle the old man but if my classmates were carbon copies of the old man, I would start throwing hands ngl… During the duration of the semester, you have seen… Students getting kicked out LITERALLY by the old man himself like, he just YEETED out a kid that wanted to bribe him for a slot in his class yikes… Or that one time some dude was caught slacking so he did the L thing to measure air idk??? And threw the guy like he was catapulted in angry birds... So many things happening in his class that you find yourself enjoying it now kind of??? Minus the usual hell that you would do every day though, that’s still insane and is not for the faint of heart… - So, TL;DR only sign up if you’re ready for to catch mental illnesses in his class… Tbh me thinks you get more negatives than benefits but it’s all good??? Somehow??? You get to flex that you graduated in HIS class??? And like now you’re desensitized, although you caught some mental illnesses on the side... But still, congrats?!?!

#honkai star rail #honkai star rail fanfic #honkai star rail x you #star rail x reader #star rail x you #hsr x you #hsr x reader #hsr x gender neutral reader #dr.ratio x reader #honkai star rail x gender neutral reader

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bitchiswild · 2 months

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please do inform us on what the family tree is :D and also how you came to be one family. i am very curious

Sit down or lay down and relax cause i am gonna tell you the whole entire story, of when i joined goon central up until now.

It was a fun afternoon (February 12 to be exact 🤓) i had family over and we were eating dinner and I got a message from @keervah asking if i wanted to be apart of the discord. when i saw that message my heart started racing 😰but I couldn't open Tumblr in front of my family 😓so I decided to open keers message later on, When i got home i knew i had to answer keer and so i did, I was so surprised they wanted me to join because tbh I've been eyeing them for a while, and I had already talked with keer beforehand on one of my older posts. But i was shocked and from then on Keer sent me the link and I joined.

Guys, i was so shy and nervous at first. My hands were shaking because i hadn't made online friends in over 2 years. But when i joined everyone greeted me warmly, I felt awkward at times since i was new, but as time passed and as I joined their banters i grew more comfortable and finally showed my true and crazy self. @jade-jini was the other person who wanted me to join alongside with keer and without the two of them requesting for me to join I would have never met anyone in Goon Central🥹.

As time past and our banter in the group chat grew i took note of everyone how they act, how they typed, and what their humor is like. (which thank godddd is similar to mine). I would always asked them questions about my nails and what I should do next and sent a hand reveal in the GC (lol) which from what I remembered, I had a couple of people going crazy over my hand 😅. That is where @kittyl1z came to be and simped over my hands (sorry for outing you Sienna) Sienna became a simp and had Jade gatekeep me from her. (Jade is a MAJOR gatekeeper yalls) She gatekept Sienna and i from eachother as Sienna kept trying to flirt her way to me.

Then out pops @lilacura, Lila and I bonded over nails and she helped me decide what to do ( white French tips 😎). Lila and I bonded so hard (??? why does this sound weird) that we took it to DMS and started talking nonsense. Then literally the next day we all decided to do a face reveal on the server. things went kindaaaaa crazy in there during that time. Soon enough i had two girls (Lila and Sienna) (Jade was still gatekeeping) fighting over me😰 and omg let me tell you I was so confused as to what was happening but of course, i went along with it ( for the plot) there were many banters between Lila and sienna.

Which eventually created a love triangle, mainlyyy since I was chatting up both of them 😗 at the same time (I know very messy of me). There were many banters, name calling, disapointment, and heart break through out this whole love triangle, but then Lila and i got married one random afternoon. How that lead up was that i teased that we should get married and she was like we're already married but i had no ring on my finger 🤨 so i was like wheres the ring????🤨then she proposed, then boom married. While sienna was being so sweet talking with me and all i did was break her heart 😔 (So sorry sienna).

Then news broke out through out goon central, then jade became Lila and I's daughter and since jade and Keer were twins 👯we had two daughters!! while trying to adopt keer and jade it TURNS OUTTTTT THEY WERE ALREADY TAKEN BY SOL @myouicieloz AND V @vlance (LIKE WTF) BUT IT ALSO TURNS OUT I BIRTH JADE(???) AND LILA BIRTH KEER (???) AND SOL IS MY SISTER! SINCE SOL IS MARRIED TO VLANCE THEY BOTH ADOPTED KEER AND JADE WAYYYYYY BFORE LILA AND I JOINED THE SERVER, THEN ONCE WE JOINED THE SERVER JADE WAS LIKE "MINE 👹" TO LILA AND I.

But we agreed to be her and keers birth parents 🤗 so, to sum up Lila and I are coparenting with Sol and Vlance 😇 Then jade is dating Kaye @wintersera and they have like 5 kids AND JADE WANTS MOREEEEEEE LIKE GIRL STOP BEFORE I NEUTER YOU!!!!🤨🤨 but everyday is an adventure and filled with love (lol) we banter and Im still as close as ever with sienna ( She still filrts with me till this day even tho she told me not to tell lila) 😊 ( im laughing writing this part 💀) Everything is great fun and fresh 😝 i have the LOML and kids and we also welcomed a new member, Lila and I's baby boy Bartholomew aka bart that mews aka bart, welcome him to the fam!

Isn’t he precious 😊🥰🥰🥰

Jade and keer hates him 😪

but yes that practically what happened and the general family tree ( i still have no idea what this family tree is ) I gave you guys information yet no information at all since i kinda dont remember sorry its a mess like my brain atm but just know there was a lot of random banters throughout the server lol but it got us here today I hope you guys enjoyed this random story and not a ff LMFAOOOOO.

#bitchiswild #biw.shares #goon central #BIW STORY TIME #MY FAMILY #THIS WAS A MESS SORRY #does this make sense #no it does not but oh well #biw.writes

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storiesofsung · 1 month

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Question for OM! players:

What is something that you want be canon/have a more prominent characteristic in Obey Me in the main storyline?

I’ll go first (starting with the least controversial)

Leviathan’s ex-role as grand admiral of hell’s navy

This seems to be a key point in Levi’s characteristics and overall nature, which actually explains a lot of where he’s coming from, other than “oh he’s envy so obviously he’s envious 🙄🙄🙄🤓🤓👆”…I mean that is true, buuuut I mean the more personal aspects of him characters. Yes he is a ball of envy but he specifically chooses to be an otaku, or more specifically a gamer for that matter.

A casual player who couldn’t have been that invested in the game would just say “oh uh because the game needed a quirky shut in”, which is may be partially true but also does deny the fact that he used to be, and still is, a master strategist due to his role in the Celestial War. Leviathan is smart, that I cannot deny. He may not be book smart like Satan but he is smart, and it was this intelligence of his was more explored as a plot point or at least given more importance in the story rather than a throw away in a chat.

I mean cmon be fr rn. Being Grand Admiral FROM MOTHERFUCKING HELL is a big deal no matter how you put it, former or otherwise. It’s just a bit of a waste for this to be so overlooked because I don’t know, the developers want him to play into his uwu shy boy persona all the more.

No cuz imagine Beyonc�� becoming a barista in the future and from that point on nothing about her being literal Beyoncé is even given a lick of recognition like “May I take your order Ma’am” “HOLY SH-“ “um chill anyways so”

Another thing it explains is his certain envy towards his brothers and other people for that matter. Yes the game could’ve easily gone through the “oh yeah he’s envy soo 🤓🤓🤓” and honestly it sorta did but it also could’ve have gone in the opposite direction and explained that oh maybe the root of his jealously stemmed from his importance in the war—and now that that has been stripped of him, he doesn’t know what to do with himself, he thinks of himself as worthless now that he can’t move on from his ptsd.

This specific scenario was explained upon in the first few chapters of Nightbringer where he was jealous his brothers were able to move on with their lives while he lived in a cesspool of his owl self-pity, and I do applaud the game for that. (honestly I’m just picky that they didn’t go through the admiral route because HE COULDVE BEEN SO FRIGGIN HOT IN HIS OUTFIT I SWEAR—)

Ahem.

Lastly, I think this could’ve also explained (at least slightly) the extent of his power as the Leviathan. I mean he is a sin, he is a powerful demon from Hell, yet like all of them we don’t get to see the extent of his power, or at least a glimpse into what he can do (HE IS A DEMON AFTER ALL AND THE THIRD RANKED BROTHER IN TERMS OF STRENGTH, CMON BRO) :)

Man.

I really am grateful to all the fans who provided fanart and fanfic of Levi as admiral.

Lastly, happy birthday Leviathan

#obey me fanfic #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me #obey me leviathan #I love you pookie bear happy 7281919191th bday #Beyoncé at a coffee shop would be mad fire tho #leviathan grand admiral #grand admiral of hell #om! leviathan #squish #obey me fandom #grand admiral leviathan

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faeryarchives · 1 year

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Adore You

riddle roseheart x gn!reader

riddle gave you multiple reasons to leave, because he thought you were making a big mistake of liking him more than a friend and yet you stayed right next to him.

note: i just realized how hard it is to type anything without a laptop 😭😭😭

Throughout his life, Riddle passed through every trials in his life whether be it alone or with friends. No trials can stop the Heartslabyul dorm leader from living peacefully - except for one.

“Good morning ~ my dear Riddle! How are you today?"

Trey and Cater turn to look sideways, trying to hold back their laughter after you tackled their dorm leader with a back hug. Riddle's ears turning bright red every milliseconds passing with you holding him in your arms. "Wha- (Name) get off of me this instant or else!"

"Aww, you know you can't cuff me with your unique magic it has no effect on me." You eventually let go of the red haired male leaving him fuming with embarrassment and feeling shy from your attention.

Ever since the overblot incident, you've been hanging out with the second year a bit too much. Whenever he ask the reason why, you only gave him an answer that will forever be engraved in his mind.

"It's because I like you! I want to spend time with the one I like."

"B-but why me?!" You looked up at the sunset outside of the library's window and shrugged your shoulders. Your eyes meeting his own, and as if time slowed down - the sounds of other students chattering in the background faded and he could only hear your voice at that moment.

"Do I need a reason to like someone?"

After that interaction, Riddle made sure to be always out of your sight. He never had this kind of problem before - a whole new experience for him, it feels somewhat ... excited and happy? That is why the rational thing he thought about was to run away. But somehow, you just always know where to find him.

"Riddle whatcha doi- oh my are those the hedgehogs Ace had been telling me about?"

"What are you doing here?! Didn't the Headmaster called for you?"

"...? Who told you that? Anyways can I-" You didn't get to finish your sentence when Riddle put a pink colored hedgehog in your hands. His gaze soften when the small creature didn't seem to pose you as danger and proceed to enjoy your touch. Watching you have fun in his presence without being scared or intimidated and smiling so fearlessly made him feel butterflies in his stomach.

As if he is... "...in love?"

"Hm? What was that, I didn't hear you for a second there."

"I need to go!" He abruptly stood up, bringing the hedgehogs back to their cages and left without another word - leaving you alone in the garden.

Seeing how flustered the dorm leader before, you let out a laugh, a small blush appearing on your face in the process. You sat in the garden alone enjoying the scenario until Grim and the Adeuce duo appeared at the garden looking confused why you are sitting all by yourself.

"(Name)? I thought you were hanging out with Riddle?" You hummed before twirling a familiar gold ornament in your fingers. "Yeah, but something came up and he had to leave." You spent the rest of the afternoon chatting away with your friends while walking around the school grounds but your mind is lingering somewhere or someone.

"How can you be this cute, Riddle? It just makes me adore you more."

ok do u guys want a part 2 for this or im going to leave it just there 🤓 AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS AGAINNN OMG IM SO EXCITED FOR FOOOD

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland scenarios #twisted wonderland headcanons #twst imagines #twst scenarios #twst headcanons #twst #riddle roseheart x reader #riddle rosehearts #riddle rosehearts imagine #a.heartslabyul #faeryarchives

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garxtomp · 6 months

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The 100% accurate Genshin character guide

P1 Mondstadt

Traveler

Abandonment issues

Just wants to find their sibling

Fights a god w/ dull sword and wins

Costco link

“…”

Venti

Drunk bard

Questionable choices in skins

Don’t let him any wear near your friends

“Gay or European, it’s hard to guaranteed”

Paimon

The tour guide that doesn’t do anything

H o n g r y

Probably the unknown god but we’ll get back to that later

At least we have emergency food

“Ehehe~”

Amber

Mondstadt’s Stove Lighter

Festival webtoon outfit when?

I’m missing amber’s dance rn

“Go go baron bunny”

Jean

Single mom of mondstadt

Tuonto’s beloved

Someone give her a comfortable bed to rest on

“Klee, put that down”

Klee

Mondstadt’s fireworks

Menace to society

Probably killed someone on accident once

“Klee loves to go fish basting!”

Diluc

I lied about Jean being single

Depressed man

Daddy issues

God of wine that hates wine

“Not interested in idle chit chat”

Kaeya

Ice bridge

Daddy issues but double it

Everyone’s first genshin crush

The 1 thing the god of wine is allergic to

“Why so cold Diluc?”

Fischl

Delusional

Speaks funny language

Theater kid

Has pet bird that translates funny language

“Oz shut the fuck up”

Lisa

Hot librarian

Fought the abyss over a book

Has pet wolf

“Give me back my book before I shove knifes down your throat 😊”

Bennett

Fornite kid

Has more dads than all the Genshin characters combined

Somehow isn’t dead

“You want me on your team? 🥹”

Razor

Has basically been adopted by everyone in mondstadt

Furry

Loves potatoes (as he should)

Grammar? Never heard of it

“BORK”

Barbara

Jeus lady

Everyone’s favorite Facebook celebrity

Idc if you don’t like her protect her at all means necessary 😨

Bring her old voice back 😭

“Please notice me Jean”

Noelle

Maid therapist

Looks nice, can kill you

Probably won’t kill you tho

“Maiden for the Kights of Favonius”

Sucrose

created a whole new species because her friends left her

At least they aren’t dead

“What If I took ur body, and slapped it against a fking chalkboard 👹”

Albedo

Chalk man

Mondstats’ older brother cause why not

Has a silly voice actor

“Moment of birth”

Rosaria

First Atheist to regularly show up to church

Goth lady

“ fuck u or sm idk that much an Rosaria I…I gave up”

Mika

Weilds multiple weapons,

Wdym he’s not a cryo catalyst :(

“☝️🤓”

Eula

Vengeance lady

Strange family members

“Don’t be shy girl go bonanza”

Diona

A fking menace to society

Bartender, hates wine

“I wish my dad loved me”

Mona

Broke bitch

Strange choice of friends

Knows the future, somehow not god.

“You have a son right? Yeah well he’s gonna die tomorrow so good luck with that”

(Sorry i died lol, also my Wanderer fanfic is prob never gonna get finished lol mb)

#genshin #genshin impact #albedo #amber #lisa #bennett #diluc #diona #eula #fischl #jean #kaeya #klee #mika #mona #noelle #razor #rosaria #sucrose #venti

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hotpinkboots · 2 years

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~ℝ𝕖𝕕 𝔾𝕦𝕪 x Reader Fluff Headcanons~

I've been married to Red ever since the original DHMIS episodes came out. Literally have had an obsession all these years, and there isn't enough going around, so I'm sharing him :D

~Enjoy~

★★★★

ℝ𝕖𝕕 𝔾𝕦𝕪

★★★★

~He's literally the most chill guy ever. If you need to sit around and relax, he's your man.

~He does get bored, though, and will want to go places every once in a while....Just somewhere besides the house....

~Red is a little bit shy (which makes him even MORE awkward) when he realizes he kind of, sort of, just a little bit, but not really (translation: a lot, a huge amount, really does), likes you.

~Hugs make him practically malfunction, and he'd usually rather not be touched, but he'll make an acception for you.

~You can give him lil' side hugs if he's doing something.

~Sometimes he'll wrap his arm around you and give you a little shoulder pat in response.

~Now, if you can get him to give you a full on hug, you'll feel like an ✨ANGEL✨

~References aside though, full on hugs from him are rare. He doesn't even realize you like them so much. He feels like a big plushie to you.

~If you caught him pulling his yarn i mean hair back for a moment, you'd certainly catch a glimpse of his teeth. He won't have any idea why you just wolf-whistled at him. (Based off of the first time I saw his teeth 👀)

~Sometimes he'll give you a treat and move his hair so he can kiss your neck. Those TEETH 👀👀👀👀....He'd have to be real damn comfortable with you to do that!

~Red tends to fidget around when you try playing with his "hair". Gives him chills! Not that he doesn't like it, he's not used to it.

~Ruffles your hair around in return to mess with you. No, getting him to stop is not an option.

~Sometimes he'll greet you with a big ol' head pat.

~He enjoys it even more if you dislike it.

~He will also poke at you to get your attention.

~Even when you answer, he'll still poke you a few more times. Y'know. Just to make sure that you're listening.

~Tell him he looks like a smart boy in his outfit.

~A few compliments that make him wildly flustered are calling him dapper, a gentleman, handsome, cute, ect.

~You can also affectionately call him a mop.

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GODDDDD I LOVE HIM 🤓😭

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Join my Chat/Roleplay Server! Here, you'll get updates on my videogame/fanfiction, make friends, and meet new roleplay buddies!:

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~Love, PinkBoots

#dhmis #red guy #red guy dhmis #don't hug me im scared #red guy x reader #reader insert #x reader #dhmis fanfic #fanfic #red guy dont hug me im scared #red guy fluff

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harlowtales · 9 months

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Group Chat in Chaos 😭😭😭 💀 Urban Edition

Jack: ????

Urban: Yes?

Jack: Naw bro like WTF? In Nikes no less 😒

Urban: Bettering myself with knowledge

Sunni: What book were you reaching for? Hoe of the Highlands 5th Edition?

Javonte: Reach King Reach! 😏

Urban: See? Javonte appreciates learning

Jack: He’s supposed to appreciate it

Copelan: Yoooo serving a helping of cake my boy! 🍑

Druski: It’s kinda cute and round 🫣

Jack: Bro What?

Trap: What’d I miss?

Sunni: Nothing just a full moon

Javonte: Yes and it’s bright 😀

Phil: It’s sad the way you try to compete bro

Nas X: 👀👀👀👀 🍑❤️🤠

Urban: It’s an acquired taste

Jack: What your ass?? 🤢

Nas X: 🍑😋

Druski: It’s giving desperate

Sunni: He’s secure in his masculinity. I fuck wit it

Urban: Thanks bro 💪🏻

Trap: Wait…you can read? 😱

Urban: I read plenty

Copelan: GTFOH What’s the last book you read?

Sunni: A Tale of 2 Titties

Jack: Looks like a no titties situation to me 🙅🏻‍♂️

Urban: If you had any game you’d know that’s my come here face

Jack: Ok I’ll let you believe that

Phil: None y’all bitches got game tbh 🥱

Clay: Bruh my boy wants your number

Urban: Oh yeah? I like soccer legs

Copelan: Dafuq?

Javonte: Really???

Twiggy: Yoooo your cheeks are trending. Nice work

Urban: Thank you for being a real one bro

Jack: A real what

KBT: Urbbbbbyyyyyy nice humps

Urban: 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Jack: Ok clearly I’m the only one that wants to see this guy fall off a ladder STAT

Nas X: More like a stairway to heaven if you ask me 😇

Javonte: Ditto 😛😘

Urban: Well fellas….and haters😒 I have a date so kiss my cheeks goodbye 😘🍑

Jack: Me too doorknobs I gotta thing seeya

Copelan: 🫡

Trap: Later

Druski: 🤡

Nas X: Urban you busy later bro?

Clay: Wait…I just got here

KBT: Yo Jack wait up….I need that Phocus sponsorship

Sunni: How come you never ask me to model?

KBT: I gotta go bruh

Sunni: 😔

Phil: I’m going to the library 🤓

Quiiso: Yo

2Fo: Oh ok I see how it is…soon as some real men come up innis bitch y’all finna bounce

Sunni: You missed the cake bro

Quiiso: There was cake? 😋

@jacks-daycare @killatravtramp @itsyagirljaz @heavyhitterheaux @jackmans-poison @comehomeimissyou @creme-delacreme @spicypiscesthings

#jack harlow #fanfic #jackman thomas harlow #jack harlow fanfic

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