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The fact that we've gotten the gay limp hand from What If Loki not once but TWICE!?!?!
#What the hell Marvel?!?!#You know he's gay!!#you're signaling he's gay!!!#but you won't let him kiss that old man???#an outrage simply#Loki#Loki What If#What If Loki#Loki If Marvel#Marvel What If#What If Season 2#What If Season 2 spoilers#What if 1602#What If spoilers#Lokitwt
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Prompt 181
“Hey. Hey Tuck. Tucker. Tuck look. Look.”
Tucker looked over the edge of the screen lazily, the half interested words on his tongue dying as he let out a wheeze of laughter. “Oh my Ancient Sands, dude, how did you manage that?”
Danny had, for the last near year, been trying to mix shapeshifting, thank you Amorpho, with duplication. Something he’d apparently succeeded in today, if the massive fuck-you hydra standing before him was any indication. The very pleased looking, well did it count as a hydra if it had wings too?
“You need to show Sam. Oh my Sands we need to show Val too. And Wes. You did it dude!” He floated up to look at Danny, who did a little twirl to show off. He shook his head, flecks of gold and sand falling from his hair as he laughed.
“Do you think,” Danny lost it in laughter as several other heads echoed his words, from whichever the main him was. “Holy ancients that’s great- do, do you think we can make a dragon club? Hydras are totally dragons right? Do you think we could pull a Tiamat?”
He landed on a head, taking a selfie to add to the groupchat labeled Preparations. “Dude, we should, but let me send this to the others first… But I am so down.”
They can, in fact apparently, pull a Tiamat- with a little help from Princess Dora, practice in front of Frostbite in case something goes wrong, and some advice from Pandora on controlling extra limbs.
Honestly, who is going to want to mess with Amity when there’s a giant dragon? And hey, maybe they can break the barrier now!
The heads for those wondering who I was thinking of for each lol And perhaps what they might all get
((1) Kwan, Pressurized Water) ((2) Wes, Sonic Blast) ((3) Sam, Poison Gas) ((4) Star, Plasma)
((5) Danny, Ice Breath) ((6) Paulina, Acid) ((7) Tucker, Electricity) ((8) Valerie, Fire Breath) ((9) Dash, Pressurized Wind)
#Prompts#The Class Pulls a Tiamat#They’re all adults and graduated#But can’t exactly go anywhere thanks to the shield/barrier around the town#The whole town is now liminal as hell thx to the ecto having nowhere to disperse#Bounced back from the shield back into the city from the portal#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Dp x Marvel#Whichever works for u#Amity is under an info blackout thanks to the barrier#They have no idea what’s happening outside#Hey if they can’t break the barrier themselves they’ll just combine their might together#Liminal Amity Park#The group when they succeed in becoming dragon: We are Death Destroyer of Worlds#The GIW panic and call heroes in when a Very Big THING not only approaches the ghost shield#but actually looks like it might get through#The rest of Amity might pull a Become Dragon too but honestly up to yall#Amity: Ghosts are illegal but dragons aren't!
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Peter: We've known each other for a long time, right? I think you've learned to respect me
Tony: Eh, maybe a little
Peter: Well, get ready to stop
#Tony actually respected Peter more after hearing what he wanted to say#Peter was on a school trip to Hells Kitchen#someone was being mugged so he went to help as spiderman#Daredevil was also around and went to help#Peter had never seen daredevil before so thought he was also trying to mug her#he beat the shit out of daredevil#then daredevil told him he was a good giy repeatedly#peter felt so bad and took his phone to call someone to get him#foggy arrived and took Matt to get changed (in a dumpster much to foggys dismay)#peter almost had a heart attack when he saw matt with glasses and a cane and realised he'd just beaten up a blind man#peter parker#tony stark#spiderman#marvel#ironman#irondad#incorrect peter parker#mcu#marvel cinematic universe
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"You're supposed to be a myth."
Throwback to my take on Wanda finding the Scarlet Witch temple/statue based on MoM posters and trailers, because I just realized I never posted this here
#i swear in my head i DID and then i just checked my drafts and. what the hell#anyway this piece is still dear to me i miss her so bad#wanda maximoff#scarlet witch#multiverse of madness#wandavision#marvel#mcu#illustration#doodles/art
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descends upon the cartinelli fandom from up high ayo anyone still alive over here?
#cartinelli#agent carter#peggy carter#agent carter marvel#marvel#queer#lgbtqia#wlw#listen yall i got absolutely snatched the hell back into cartinelli and i had to get this shit outta my system#o cartinelli what could have been#oh i should tag#hayley atwell#myst's art#my art#digital art
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“Spider-Man: No Way Home” was released one year ago today ❤️🕸️
(December 17, 2021)
#marvel#marveledit#filmedit#spiderman: no way home#tobey maguire#andrew garfield#tom holland#userdiana#tuserpolly#userlaurianne#useranimusvox#userlindir#nikolatexla#i watched it again and i clapped and screamed when matt andrew tobey showed up lol#i remember in cinema i was sitting there i lost all my hope i was like 'nah no one's coming' after matt showed up (i legit screamed)#then my brother started tapping my shoulder excitedly i was like what the hell#next thing i knew everyone was shouting and screaming and it was such a magical moment 'cause we never experienced that in cinema before#even in endgame so... wow
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MORE CATE HELA SCENES AHH I LIVE FOR IT HONESTLYYYYY
AWWWW I LOVE HOW THEY INCLUDED HELA IN THE END WITH LINESS plus that interaction with surtur and hela lmaoo (i'd be pissed too)
And in the end she willingly gave her helmet to captain carter to defeat dr strange LIKE I LOVE HOW THEY HELPED EACHOTHER I WANTED THEM TO INTERACT SO BAD AND IT HAPPENED JKHJFKSHBJA CATE BLANCHETT WAS HILARIOUS she gave so much love to her character and i can see it!!!!!!!!!
#what if spoilers#what if#what if season 2#marvel what if#marvel mcu#hela odinsdottir#hela#surtur#IF YOU SQUINT YOU CAN SEE LOKI IN THE BACKGROUND IN THESE PICS#honestly she's so amazing and cool idk anymore#ik damn well hela was mad as hell when she saw surtur walk in like#this is literally payback for ragnarok#this ep was so good n worth it#cate blanchett#she slayed
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The Husbands of River Song
#everyone come and marvel at my funniness#I thought of this at like midnight and as everyone knows that is the best time to think of bad meme ideas#I had a better tag text in my mind but I forgot it now so you‘ll have to stay with this shit#…yeah it‘s not coming back#whatever putting big tags on now#doctor who#doctor who memes#the twelfth doctor#river song#the husbands of river song#Thors#oh my god why the hell is that when I type thors the suggestion is THOR SMUT what the hell#you all need to get a LIFE Tumblr#the doctor
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My favorite Disney Prince and Princess, who also simultaneously caused me to short circuit, and cause my Bi Panic to overload 🤤😮💨.
#the marvels#marvel#captain marvel#prince yan#bisexual spectrum#bi panic#they are both so fine what the hell#I am an unapologetic thirsty bitch#I would marry them both in all honesty#marvel studios#mcu
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the entire season they've shown sylvie perpetually being okay to just walk away from the fray and getting no consequences whatsoever. which would be ok since she doesn't rlly care about them like loki does. but in the end she just moves on so fast after she watched loki isolate himself and go off JUST to fix her mistake.......
meanwhile mobius is there, frozen in that time, left behind by the person he's an "expert" on not only bc of his job but bc of their friendship, him quitting the job that was his entire life, because loki has left and his previous purpose didn't have loki anymore
it's just fucked up how everyone else got their happy endings (good for them) except for loki and mobius. they're apart, separated once again, looking miserable in their last shots. just like last season.
#hhnnggg i dont hate sylvie i think she deserves peace and to rest#but the fact that loki had to sacrifice everything he's work on (his friends. his changing. the love of his life) just to fix HER mistake#marvel why the hell do you hate loki huh why do you keep making him lose everything#idc sure his arc has changed but what does he get? what's his reward? doesn't he deserve something too in the end? yes he fucking does#loki: i dont want a throne i want my friends back#writers: ok here's a throne where you're lonely asf and are at risk to end up like HWR who's been isolated for so long too#also fuck your friends and your lover#LIKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?#(if anyone wants to chat i beg of you please dont hesitate)#tag talk#loki tv show#loki tv series#loki tv#loki season 2#loki series#loki show#loki season two#lokius#mobius x loki#loki x mobius#anti sylki#not really anti HER but it was so unfair
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loki’s slutty little hair flip. that’s all.
#loki#lokius#mobius m mobius#loki and mobius#mobius#slutty little hair flip#marvel#ALSO MISS MINUTES WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
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Bucky: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for almost a year now. No response.
Y/N: Wow. They sound stupid.
Bucky: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually.
Y/N: Maybe you need to be a little more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Bucky: I guess you’re right. Hey Y/N, I love you.
Y/N: See! Just say that!
Bucky: Holy fucking shit.
Y/N: If that flies over their head then, sorry Buck, but they're too dumb for you.
Sam in the corner eating popcorn: I live for this
#incorrect avengers#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#bucky barnes#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes x y/n#bucky barnes incorrect quotes#bucky barnes x you#posting this while I work on a steve rogers fic#exams are in a couple of days#what the hell am i doing on tumblr?
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actually obsessed with how uncompelling I (subjectively) found the ending of carmilla. everything until then has been so driven by laura's internal life and her relationship with carmilla and then it just. stops. carmilla is not present in the last third of the novella that is named after her. laura just stops reflecting on how any of this makes her feel, she simply goes along with the events and keeps herself to herself. are these memories too painful for her to go into detail about her thoughts? did she feel betrayed? by carmilla? by her father? she gave this account years and years after the events, and we know she died sometime after, but how? was it due to the incurable effects of being fed on by a vampire? we simply don't know, because the last section of the story is just three guys monologueing at each other while laura is also there. obsessed.
#also what the hell was up with her 'mother' and those incredibly sickly looking servants. what.#carmilla#marina marvels at life
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I DON'T give a shit, a flying single fuck about how reboots Marvel has for Deadpool, I don't give a flying single damn if his mind is fucked up if memories keep recreating themselves NO origin story for Wade is ever going to hit as harder than losing his mother for cancer and having a militar father, just to him to end up serving the military like his father before him and then right after being expelled he dicovers he has cancer.
Than him being a child that liked "supposedly" girly and feminine things and only feeling comfortable in showing this side of him as a joke.
Do not fucking touch me this is poetic narrative Marvel how the fuck can you fuck something so badly in the name of badly written stories and poorly planed jokes I'm biting your editorial team's emails.
#i will make a webweaving about that that will be so gut wretching >>>> ->TO ME<-#fuck marvel and their incontable reboots without my man#Cable & Deadpool is the only honest truth in this god forsaken hell of origin stories#also X-Man Origins Deadpools started so good and ended so badly I wanna fight the wrighter#deadpool#wade wilson#wade wilson my beloved#no one understands him like me / me -> delusional#it's what he'd would've wanted 😞😔#deadpool my beloved#q rambles#q rants#q screams at the void#fuck writers
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Mark I
Mark III
Mark V
Mark VI
Mark VII
Mark XLII
Mark XLIV
Mark XLV
Mark XLVI
Mark XLVII
Mark L
Mark LXXXV
#Iron Man#Tony Stark#Iron Man Armor#Marvel Cinematic Universe#polls#(I'm like 95% sure this poll has already been made but what the hell let's do it again with more options)#omg we have 12 choices now
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DP x MCU crossover
Sometime after Howard and Maria Stark’s death, Hydra decides to try and make a clone of Tony Stark, that’s infused with Super Soldier serum. They were hoping to get a super smart super soldier that they could control.
And thus Danny was born.
At some point when he’s like 2 or 3 one of the Hydra agents whose been his handler since he was born grows a conscious after witnessing the most recent experiment the other scientists in the lab put Danny through. They take Danny and run away from the lab. They don’t get away clean tho, they had to fight their way out of the lab and they were injured in the process. They wind up in Amity Park with baby Danny and come across the Fenton Parents. They hand Danny over to them and tell them to protect and look after the kid. And then they die.
The Fenton parents adopt Danny and raise him as their own. Danny grows up not knowing he’s adopted or that he’s a clone and a super soldier. The ghost portal accident happens when he’s 14 like cannon. The reason he survived and only half died is because of the super soldier serum in his blood.
Eventually, after the whole events of the Danny Phantom series has passed (minus Phantom Planet because fuck that horrible ending to the series). Danny, after defeating Pariah Dark, is now the king of the ghost zone. He still doesn’t realize he’s a clone of Tony Stark. Despite the fact that he looks exactly like a 17 year old version of the man!!!
And then New York happens. A portal opens up in the skies above New York, and aliens come pouring out of it! You bet your ass Danny hightailed it over to New York to help out the group of heroes that were trying to stop the aliens. He’s super hyped to fight aliens!!! He’s just having a blast zooming through the skies of New York, around skyscrapers, throwing punches and ecto-blasts at aliens, helping out the other heroes.
Meanwhile every time he helps one of the Avengers they all double take when they finally get a look at his face. Cause like yes this floating glowing child has glowing green eyes and Snow White hair, but the rest of his face looks like a very young Tony Stark. After each encounter with the boy the different Avengers call Tony over the coms to ask his status and to reassure themselves that Tony hadn’t been de-aged and given super powers mid battle.
Tony is the last one of them that meets Danny. He’s super annoyed at the fact everyone keeps calling him over the coms to ask his status. Like yeah he’s not a super soldier and doesn’t have powers, but neither does Romanoff or Barton!!! And unlike them he has his own super suit to protect him. So why is everyone calling in to check on him?!!!
And then finally Danny comes zooming around a building chasing after Loki’s chariot, shouting sarcastic quips at the god, while firing green blasts from his fists. And Tony just kind of blue screens for a minute. Jarvis has to take over piloting the suit for a minute while Tony reboots. He’s def got the surprised Pikachu face going on. Finally he reboots but Danny’s already flown off to deal with something else.
The battle comes to an end, the portal closes, the world is safe, and all the Avengers all head towards Stark tower. Danny sees them and where they’re headed and decides to meet them there. He’s been the only super hero around for a while and he wants to actually properly interact with these new hero’s!
Imagine his shock when he actually finally comes face to face with Tony Stark and finally realizes how much he looks like the man. He starts panicking thinking his mom had an affair with the man 17 years ago and just passed him off as Jack Fenton’s son.
Absolute chaos ensues as assumptions are made. DNA tests happen. They realize that no he is not Tony’s kid, he’s Tony’s clone. More assumptions are made. No body is having a good time.
#danny phantom#marvel#mcu#dp x mcu#tony stark#Hydra#clones#ghost king danny#misunderstandings#assumptions are made#maybe some everlasting trio added in on the side#on a side note#Tucker Sam and Jazz are all liminal as hell#they all have their own ghost powers/halves at this point#because fuck it why not#Tony is having a panic attack at the thought he had a kid he never knew about#and his kid is a ghost#his kid died#apparently when he was like 14 cause that’s how old this ghost kid in front of him looks#Danny is 17 but his ghost half still looks 14#his human half looks his proper age#it’s just his ghost half that hasn’t aged#Danny’s having a panic attack thinking his mom cheated on his dad#and then he has a panic attack thinking his parents cloned him in their lab using Tony’s DNA#he calls Jazz hysterical and crying about the whole thing#Jazz can barely make out what he’s saying#all she gets is her baby brother is calling her in hysterics#after fighting aliens#and joining the super heroes in their tower#she grabs Tucker and Sam and hightails it to the tower ready to kick some ass and defend her baby brother
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