THIS IS SO BRIDGERTON CODED I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT

IMAGINE PEN WALKING INTO A BALLROOM AFTER A LESSON WITH COLIN AND JUST ABSOLUTELY STUNTING AND EVERYONE IS LIKE WOAH

Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

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joining the bridgerton discourse late to say that people are extremely overly harsh on penelope in a way they are not with other white characters and it's 500% fatphobia does not matter if nicola coughlan is technically plus size or not she is next to actresses with a bmi of 18 and she actually has a double chin

sure sometimes her decisions were questionable but tbh the only thing she actually did that was "wrong" was expose marina while she was about to scam her crush into a gaslighting marriage extravaganza obviously marina was right to do that but pen also was a fucking teenage girl with issues

like i really have to see people excuse kate trying to cement the engagement of her baby sister who wanted true love to a white man she KNOWS was looking for a wife as essentially a breeding mare because she likes him too much for her brain not to go to mush - which is all understandable but my woman was 26 ;-;

also penelope was right that queen charlotte would not believe she was lady whistledown over eloise who got along just fine after her exposed excursions to examine the brains of the #poors i really don't know why we give a shit about that am i really supposed to be mad at pen just for preventing eloise from flirting with some white newsie who looks more related to her than her own brothers while we know she is going to get straight married to a member of the landed gentry?

like sorry penelope is also a human being and not some perfect little shrinking violet sorry she also makes mistakes and hurts people just like every other fucking character that's been part of the main couple

If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

LIKE IN MY HEAD I CAN ONLY BARELY SEE IT

LIKE ARE HIS EYES LOCKED WITH HERS OR ROAMING HER BODY

ARE HER LIPS RIGID WHEN THEY FIRST KISS AND THEN SHE GROWS MORE CONFIDENT OR IS SHE BOLD FROM THE BEGINNING

I NEED ANSWERS

do you ever think like I have no idea how they would look like kissing?

I think this about Pen and Colin at least ninety six times a day and then feel like screaming cuz soon (18 days) I'm gonna know.

SIR HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT HER WITH SUCH IMPROPRIETY AND NOT BE FORCED TO WED

actually the polin scene with the most sexual energy charged into it was the “penelope, what a barb!” scene because like… make out

How could I possibly watch the carriage scene without the constant awareness that there are a bunch of burly dudes outside shaking the walls

Luke Newton High Life Magazine photos by Hollie Fernando May 1, 2024

polin is the perfect depiction of the a fell first, b fell harder trope. pen knows how to deal with her feelings for colin because while they are definitely strong and persisting, she’s had years of practice in holding back. but colin… he slowly realizes how beautiful and intelligent and wonderful pen is and just how in love he is and is absolutely Unhinged with the revelation. he must have her Now. seeing Colin absolutely haunted with how strong his feelings are vs pen being clueless to it all… season 3 can’t come out sooner.

Shoutout to Nicola Coughlan, Luke Newton, the Bridgerton PR team, Shondaland, Julia Quinn, content creators on Instagram and also my own brain for bringing back real cinema (doing „are our two leads more than friends“ promo)

GIRL ME TOOOOOOOOOOOO

i'm not saying im considering going bankrupt and quitting my job to go to the new york premiere for bridgerton but the thought and feeling is there.......................

Me pondering buying a train ticket to NYC to get there at 2:30pm on the 13th and leaving at 12:20am on the 14th

luke and colin got one thing in common

absolutely obsessed and in awe of nicola and penelope

“Get a load of this guy” likeee I’m trying!!!!!!!!!

me on a mantra: it's wrong to ship real people, it's wrong to ship real people, it's wrong to ship real people, it's wrong to ship real people...

also me with a side-eye glance: *looks at nicola and luke*

me, whimpering, and sweating at the brow: it's wrong to ship real people, it's wrong to ship real people, it's wrong to ship real people, it's wrong to ship real people...

We're getting crying angry Colin😭😭