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madeofhellfire · 2 years

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⚠️‼️ CAUTION: NO WAY HOME SPOILERS ‼️⚠️

This is the rant post I’ve been talking about..

1. It makes me so so sad that Peter is completely and utterly alone… the little scene at the end of him in the tiny apartment.. I can’t 😭

2. THE GED BOOK! If you aren’t from the states and don’t know what a GED is, it’s a High School equivalency diploma. Basically what that means for Peter is that because no one knows who he is he couldn’t graduate with his class, or at all. As someone who has a GED, this hit hard.

3. Obviously the big thing, TOBEY AND ANDREW. I am still in complete and utter shock because of this. I’m not even gonna lie I didn’t expect them to be in the movie at all. I guess part of me didn’t want to get my hopes up for it. But that just made it all the more shocking for me. I went in the afternoon so the theater wasn’t packed but it was full, it was just a chorus of gasps and other miscellaneous things, the things I said were “holy shit”, “holy fuck”, “what the shit”, “omg I’m gonna lose my mind”, *points at Andrew* “you’re a liar” and “tony would be losing his mind”

4. Peter losing his Aunt… I just… I was not okay. The way his voice was breaking and what he was saying to her.. and then the S.W.A.T. team and Happy.. He just had to leave her there and I know that’s the last thing he wanted to do… the “it’s just you and me” parallel-

5. The subtle nod to Miles Morales!! I loved that whole scene with Andrew!Peter and Electro. It was perfectly funny and heartfelt, and of course the little nod to Miles was amazing.

6. The other MJ, Ned and the other 2 Peter’s reactions to Tobey!Peter’s webs coming from him. Honestly hilarious. This movie had so many funny scenes I adore it. Kind of had the same vibe as Ragnarok in that sense.

7. THE MEME!! They did the pointing meme! TWICE!! Iconic moment. Will definitely go down in history.

8. The whole scene when Andrew!Peter and Tobey!Peter shows up- MJ was hilarious, and Ned’s Grandma… I was trying not to die from laughing and complete shock because as I said before I definitely didn’t expect the other two spidermen.

9. Doctor Strange showing up at the end and looking at Peter and screaming “I’ve been in the Grand Canyon for 12 hours!” - had the same vibe as “I’ve been falling for 30 minutes!”.. hehe payback is a bitch, isn’t it?

10. EDDIE AND VENOM!! In the end credit scene! I love that they just spent the entire time drunk in Mexico. I love that Venom didn’t wanna leave and I think that’s probably why he ever so sneakily left a bit of himself.

11. I’m assuming the ending was the trailer for the new Doctor Strange and I’m just !!!!!! I’m wondering if we are gonna get any other multiversal characters.. *cough* Peter Maximoff *cough* I’m literally crossing my fingers.. it’d be better if we got Pietro but listen I’ll take what I can get.

12. MATT MURDOCK! I haven’t seen the Daredevil show, I’m planning to. But I still knew who he was and I was just in shock! So many cameos in this movie it was insane.

13. Does anyone else just wanna punch Flash in the face or is it just me??? Like.. dude. You bully and pick on Peter all through school and now that you know he’s Spider-Man you wanna be his best friend? And worst of all, he wrote a book about being his best friend!! I mean seriously I wanted to punch him more than any of the villains.

14. When Tobey!Peter got in between Tom!Peter and Norman Osborn… and then ended up getting stabbed in the back. Which he took incredibly well, what a champ. I just know he was thinking “I’m getting too old for this shit” the entire time.

15. I’m so happy Tom!Peter managed to cure all of the villains like he wanted to.. even if he had to be forgotten about. I just know he did it for his Aunt May and that just makes me want to sob.

There’s so many more little things in this movie that just make it absolutely phenomenal. It really made me have every single emotion ever. It ripped my heart out, put it back and ripped it out again. It’s a masterpiece. Honestly it’s probably the greatest movie of 2021 and if it doesn’t win every single award I’m gonna riot. Oh and thank you NWH for the new obsession with Andrew Garfield… because I definitely wasn’t already obsessed with enough people 😂

#phoenix mod rants #no way home spoilers #CAUTION NO WAY HOME SPOILERS

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commenter2 · 4 years

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God of War plot ideas

I have been working on this for awhile but never had reason to finish it until now with the teaser for GOW Ragnarok coming out in 2021. Though it looks like GOW Ragnarok will be the last game of the Norse storyline, I still decided to leave this as a story for 2 more potential games, something the creators should consider doing given that that a lot of interesting things happen before and during Ragnarok in the real myth.

I can see the events of the second game happening near the end of Fimbulwinter where Kratos and Atreus have been living somewhat peaceful lives while still training to prepare for any godly foes, Atreus now knowing a few new skills like having the ability to heal Kratos a bit in battle or has learned to use Spartan Rage. Its also shown that Atreus has started acting a bit more like a teenager from acting out a bit more at Kratos and others to maybe showing that he has a crush on a girl that has moved into the area who also has a dislike for the Aesir.

This peace however ends when Atreus’s dream from the end of the first game occurs as Thor appears at their house, HOWEVER he is not there for revenge or on the wishes of Odin. Thor says that ever since Kratos killed Baulder, Odin has gone crazy about the coming of Ragnarok and it is driving him and the other gods nuts as well as make him unpredictable so Thor plans on checking on a few key elements that hint at the coming of Ragnarok and doing what he can to prevent them from occurring, thus slowing down the day of Ragnarok. He needs help however with a few of them and since Kratos started all of this he ask/orders them to aid him, and in exchange he help them avoid Odin. At first Kratos is hesitant given his past with gods but eventually agrees to help, maybe after having trouble fighting off a dangerous god.

Throughout the game Kratos and Atreus travel across the realms checking on several factors that are predicted to happen before Ragnarok like checking out the Fenrir wolf, the ship of the dead Naglfar, and the “roosters” of Hel to name a few. However each time they get to there target, said target almost starts another sign of Ragnarok and Kratos and Atreus have to stop it, which they do but with consequences that makes Ragnarok more unpredictable then before. For example I can see Kratos fighting Fenrir where he gives him a limp or breaks some of his teeth as a result or they accidently make the ship of the dead leave its port with some passengers and a few damages here and there.

Of course Kratos and Atreus also deal with monsters and other gods out to kill the ones who killed Baulder and/or effecting the signs of Ragnarok like Váli, a god in Norse myth literally made to get revenge for the death of Baulder, who could be the foe they had trouble fighting I mentioned earlier. I should quickly note that there are two Vali in Norse myth so I should say that this Vali is the son of Odin. Other enemy gods I could think of are Hod the god of darkness and winter who is the twin of Baulder,and the still vengeful Freya. Just like in the last game we would still get more info on the minor side plots that were in the previous game such as further exploring what happened to Tyr, go over Freyr the missing king of Alfheim some more, signs of there being Giants around the realms, and Atreus showing more signs of his Loki side maybe showing up after meeting that girl I mentioned earlier who could turn out to be Sigyn, Loki’s wife in Norse myth.

Eventually Thor, though clearly shown to be angry at Kratos’s actions throughout the game, give the duo one more task which is helping him kill the World Serpent. Kratos and Atreus refuse to do this, which finally causes Thor to snap and thus start a boss fight. However several factors occur during the fight like The World Serpent fighting Thor but causing the landscape to change, Freya appearing to try and Kratos, and Atreus trying to fight off Thor while also convincing Freya to stop this. Eventually Thor wounds the world serpent who retreats but not without getting wounded himself and also leaves but the game doesn’t end there as maybe a Giant appears to help out the serpent and the ones the resurrected him.

Because of this Odin makes his appearance and quickly kills the giant but after seeing Kratos, Odin tries to kill him as payback for causing Ragnarok. Freya tries to stop Odin saying Kratos is her kill, but he uses some magic to knock her out where Odin kills Kratos using the weapon Freya had ready for him. Maybe like in Fallen Order you could try to fight Odin but you always lose ? This is the final straw for Atreus as this finally makes him transform into Loki, symbolizing this by “giving birth” to the World Serpent, which in my opinion is what is going on in that image on the prophecy wall in GOW 2018. With his true self released and the realization that the Giants HAVE been reborn due to Faye’s ashes, Atreus-Loki and the giants walk to Asgard to start Ragnarok ending the game, but not before seeing Kratos’s body twitch a bit as a shadow is seen near his body.

The third game is the whole shebang.

The game could open with Kratos waking up in Valhalla where though he enjoys the beauty of the place, he tries to get out the area but before he can get a chance he is quickly identified as the guy who started Ragnarok and the warriors there start to fight him, starting the training level. Odin then makes a quick appearance there to fully destroy Kratos’s souls but before he can, Kratos disappears.

Turns out Freya brought him back to life and apologizes for trying to kill him as well as having a hand in turning his son against the gods but Kratos surprising forgives her as all he care as all he cares about is saving his son and stopping him from destroying to world like he did in God of War 3 with Freya taking up the role of Kratos sidekick. This could work as with Odin killing Kratos with Freya’s weapon, this fulfills her promise of killing him and she never said she couldn’t bring him back to life afterwards.

Throughout the game Kratos and Freya, along with Brok and Sindri on occasion and maybe a few new allies, travel the realms and partake in battles trying to not only to prevent Ragnarok from destroying the world but also try and save Atreus who Kratos believes can be saved. One idea for a new possible idea is a Vanir god since they would probably like Kratos’s reputation of putting the Aesir in there place, Heimdall is a fun choice given his popularity or Freyr who could finally be found if not in the 2ndinstallment of the Norse trilogy.

Since this is the finale then this game would obviously answer the big questions of the series if none have been explained in the 2ndinstallment game, like having a part of the game explain how Kratos got to this land. Maybe this could happen during a mission where Kratos has to go back to Greece to get the Blade of Olympus as it is key in destroying Atreus’s Loki side ? This game should also obviously explain what finally happened to Tyr. One idea I have for a possible story is how Tyr much like Kratos was able to get to the Norns (who are like the Greek Fates) but only to glimpse the future, and seeing Kratos is key to a better, peaceful future he created several events in the 2016 game so that this can happen. I know this isn’t a great idea but its something. Also maybe Thor does fight the world serpent again but this time the one Loki gave birth in the previous game where they fight and the World Serpent is sent back in time as mentioned in the 2016 game

Eventually Kratos, his allies, the Aesir, and Loki’s forces will all end up on Vigrid (the name of the final battlefield) where a huge battle will commence and after doing a few things to aid his allies (like maybe killing Thor in a rematch if that doesn’t happen already) Kratos will finally fight Odin. Kratos obviously defeats him but maybe in a bit of a twist, he spares his life after realizing how similar fighting him was like when he fought his father but this time its Odin who kills himself, accidently of course by doing something out of fear that leads to his own demise like maybe charging Kratos with a spear only to miss and be killed by Fenrir like in the prophecy. FINALLY Kratos and Atreus meet on the battlefield and the two fight each other, maybe the fight could have stages but eventually using the Blade of Olympus or maybe the Blades of Chaos Kratos is somehow able to destroy Atreus’s Loki part and releases the true Atreus who has been struggling to get free but as a consequence Kratos get severely wounded.

Maybe the game and the series ends on a note where Kratos dies but not before making peace with Atreus, Freya, and the others for causing all of this and dies happily and Atreus deciding to travel the world with Mimir as the new God of War but like Tyr trying to end conflict, and maybe trying make the gods of other mythologies care more about humanity.

Would you like to see any of theses things happen in the 2021 game ? What do you hope will happen ?

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #playstation #playstation 5 #video games #kratos #atreus #mimir

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thorsthot · 6 years

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Love Lost - Thor

This contains INFINITY WAR SPOILERS

@jonsnowisthesexiestbastard said: Hi, can I submit you a fic request ? So it's a Thor x human reader during Infinity War. She is an Avenger married to Thor and they have a child but they were on Earth during Ragnarok so she thinks he is dead. Then when Thor come to Wakanda and she is happy to see him but she end up in dust at the end. I dont know if it make sense so you can change some details if you like. Also I really love your work thank you ❤❤

Warnings: Probably some tears! 1.5k words

Authors Note: Bitch I cried. Also, yeah I used actual lines from the movie. Also sorry this took so long!

“I don’t know what happened,” Bruce continued. “I fought Thanos and then next I knew I was here.”

Bruce told you the story about what happened to him during the last four or so years, plus seeing Thor and going to Asgard for the first time. It was a long story, but he explained what happened on Sakaar and how Ragnarok and Hela destroyed Asgard. How they’d finally thought they had a safe haven, but Thanos came in looking for the Tesseract.

Your heart sank. You’d hoped Thor was out there somewhere, but it wasn’t likely. So many different scenarios ran through your mind. There had to be a sign of him out there somewhere. Plus, how would you tell your child? She’d be heartbroken if she found out her father was dead.

“So, he’s dead?” You choked out, trying not to cry in front of everyone, but even that was hard.

“I’m not saying that.” He looked at you with weary eyes, “But there could be a possibility.”

Your heart felt heavy. You couldn’t control your breathing. It felt like the air was leaving your body and the walls were caving in. You could feel every word Bruce spoke in your chest.

“Listen, Thanos could beat me and he only had one infinity stone,” He stood up, his voice more serious in tone. “If he got the Tesseract he’s even more powerful.”

“And who knows how many stones he’ll have by the time he gets here.” Steve buts in. By now all the sorrow made your blood boil. You were experiencing so many different emotions. Your jaw clenched, and your hands balled into fists.

“And if he has five out of six infinity stones, he’s even more powerful than before.” Bruce went on.

“That’s why we have to destroy the mind stone.” Wanda looks down at her hands.

“We could do it without killing vision, think about it.” He looks around, surveying the room.

“There’s a bit of Jarvis, Ultron, Tony, me; the stone.”

“So, what you’re saying is Vision isn’t just the stone?” Wanda asks, wholeheartedly. Honestly, she was relieved that she wouldn’t have to hurt vision.

“I’m saying we take out the stone, there’s a whole lot of vision left.”

“Can we do that?” Nat asks.

“Not me,” He pauses, “Not here.”

“Well, you better find someone and somewhere fast.” Rhodey states.

“I know somewhere,” Steve replies.

“I’m going to kill that purple fucker if it’s the last thing I do.” You speak out after silence.

Battle time, well, it’d already started. Weird space monsters were killing themselves to get within the perimeter. She was far away but you could feel that weird blue alien bitch smirking. You were sure your heart was pumping out of your chest. But you wanted payback. What else could you do besides fight? For your sake, your daughter's sake and the sake of the universe.

You know that feeling you get when you can literally feel and see the world spinning? You didn’t have that feeling. Instead, it felt like the world was still. The trees weren’t making a sound. The only sound there was, was the sound of people fighting for their lives. It’s funny because on any other mission you knew it wasn’t the end. But the possibility that this could be the end terrified you.

You were sore and tired. Running from the government every day sucked, but you hoped it would all come to an end. A peaceful end. But life’s full of surprises. It wore you out. The aliens kept multiplying and you were sick of kicking and punching everything that goes in your way.

That’s when he showed up; the man of your dreams. In a big gust of lighting and thunder, he sent everyone back in ablaze. You knew it was him. You knew how powerful he could become. A new ax whirled around, slashing through every alien in its wake. It was an entrance that truly couldn’t be topped.

He stood there, a raccoon on his shoulder and a tree? You knew space had to be full of surprises. And the long story that Banner was adamant about telling you furthered that. Everyone watched as this handsome god you called your husband arrived to save the day. You felt much safer now that he was here. Now knowing he was alive and well. You missed him.

“Thor!” You screamed, running over to him. You jumped up into his arms, and he caught you. Spinning you around, you kiss him.

You could taste the longing and the hurt all inside a simple kiss. A single tear ran down your cheek. You broke the kiss, wiping the tear away.

“My princess,” He cups your face and looks into your eyes.

“Is your eye a different color?” You inquire.

“Long story. But now, we have a war to win.” He says, “I love you.”

“I love you too.” And you two continued the fight, side by side until most of the alien bastards were gone. And you had to admit, the raccoon and tree were kicking major ass.

You all traveled to the forest area, while Thor and others stayed back. The only sound was that of the trees whistling in the wind. It was an eerie feeling that didn’t settle too well with you. You could feel the sense of danger erupt in your stomach. You could hear your heart beating rapidly. The wind was blowing and it felt old.

Through a fiery burst of a blue cloud of smoke, out came that purple bitch. He was tall and big, walking through like he owned the goddamn place. His aura was violent yet yearning like he’d lost something. But that didn’t matter. He was here now, and you could feel the slight uncertainty in the air.

“Cap. That’s him.” Bruce warned.

“Eyes up. Stay sharp.” Cap confirmed, running up.

You all ran up to him, one by one. But with the flick of his wrist, he sent you all spirling, cemented in your places. Different colors of the infinity stones surrounded your bodies as you were sent flying away. He had five out of six stones. If he got to vision, it’d be over.

Being thrown down, you watched as Vision pleaded with Wanda to destroy the stone. She was the only one to do it. It is for the best. You watched as the red streak appeared from her hands, preparing to destroy the stone. Everything felt like it was going in slow motion. All of you laid there, watching as Thanos approached the two. Wanda fed him off using her other hand.

You gasped as the mind stone erupted from Visions forehead, sending his body slumping to the side.

“I understand, my child,” Thanos started. “Better than anyone.”

“You could never.” Wanda was distraught. In the span of a couple years, she’d lost her brother, and now her lover.

“Today, I lost more than you could know.” He pats her on the head. “But now is no time to mourn.”

The words he spoke were near malicious. He spoke with such high class and sincerity, you wondered how he’d ever come to this decision.

“Now, is no time at all.” He balled his fist and turned it. A green circle appeared around it.

It was amazing, yet horrible. With a simple turn, he reversed the time, bringing vision back together. He grabbed ahold of his neck, bringing him up. And as if he was picking flowers, picked the stone from Visions forehead. Dropping him and placing the stone in the gauntlet. Energy surged through his veins. He was powerful now. There was no stopping him.

Thor threw his ax at Thanos, flying it into his chest. Thanos dropped to his knees as Thor flew over to him.

“I told you,” He grabbed the back of his head. “You die for this.”

Edging the ax deeper into him, you felt the stress come off your shoulders and you could finally move. You got up and slowly walked over to the scene. It was over, finally over.

“You should have. You,” Thanos spoke, breathlessly. “You should have gone for the head.”

You felt unwanted tears escape your eyes. It was the end. There was a 50/50 chance that you, Thor, your daughter, or anyone could die right down. He snapped his fingers and you couldn’t feel anything. It was like everything had stopped. The gauntlet was charred around his hand.

“What did you do?” Thor repeated. Without an answer, Thanos disappeared back into the cloud.

“Where’d he go?” Steve asks, walking back onto the scene. “Thor, where’d he go?”

“Steve?” You watched as Bucky whisked away in dust. The gun he was holding dropped as his body disappeared. You felt something rise through you. It was uncomfortable, and you needed it to stop.

“Thor, baby.” You fell silent, it was over, endgame.

“Y/N, my love,” Thor reached out for you, but in the time it took, like that, you were gone.

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firstofsakaar · 5 years

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ALRIGHT SO I WASN’T GONNA OPEN THIS CAN OF WORMS BUT now I’ve literally just commented once on it and I’m all fired up, so who’s ready to hate me?!

Setting aside other forms of Thor’s characterization - can we all agree he was a massive manipulative dickslit in Ragnarok? Like, are we ready to just universally accept that now?

I think being captured by Scrapper-142/Valkyrie must’ve really done a number on his head, because while his interactions with others prior to that moment might be written off as being something else--the bit where he grabs Odki by the neck and holds him there until he yields comes to mind, defensible as a version of a game of “uncle” they might have played as children despite the explicit violence--his actions afterwards are just...unacceptable.

When I allow myself to be immersed fully in this film and let the preceding films fall by the wayside...it’s kinda hard to remember Thor’s supposed to be the hero we’re rooting for. I mean. There’s just--a lot of icky, manipulative scenes that had me side-eyeing the hero and wondering if this was meant to complicate his “goodness” or something.

Like. I know a lot of people talk about the shitty way he treats both Banner and Hulk--talking exclusively about himself when they meet again for the first time in literal years, telling each of the two sides he likes them better in an attempt to play them, dragging them along on a mission neither one agrees to and Banner outright REFUSES instead of respecting any degree of their autonomy, etc.--but, like. The way he treats Loki is so...wrong.

A lot of it can be written off the same way the Odki episode from earlier is, as a repetition on playful past themes--throwing stuff at Loki without the intent to injure, being quick to anger on first seeing him on Sakaar in that what the fuck tone of voice, etc.--but. What fucks me up especially is his speech to Loki on the elevator when they’re off to get a ship to get off Sakaar.

THOR: Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you're you and I'm me and... Oh, maybe there's still good in you but let's be honest. Our paths diverged a long time ago.

It’s...it’s damned near an evil villain monologue. “I THOUGHT the world of you” is one of those lines that really stuck in my craw. Like...what the fuck? Why is it past tense already? Especially when the lead-in line is present tense (“Do you truly think so little of me?”), that raises a red flag for me. Past tense. It’s a slap in the face, moreso than almost any other part of this speech. It rubs the wrongs Loki’s done into his face, sure, and maybe that’s the point--but the past tense here is just as manipulative as any other minimizing phrase in the English language, and it made me feel disgusted. Thought the world of you. But...don’t think of you any more? Have already given up? See you as dead to me? Especially when Loki still thinks Thor thinks of him in the present tense, as currently existing...the past tense thing is gross.

You know what else is gross? His speech when he double-crosses Loki’s double-cross.

THOR: That looks painful. Dear brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me, round and round in circles we go. See Loki, life is about... It's about growth, it's about change, but you seem to just want to stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the god of mischief, but you could be more. I'll just put this over here for you. [tosses remote away]

You wanna talk about icky villain monologue moments? Here’s a second one maybe a minute after the first. That looks painful - and that sounds like a gloating villain causing the pain on purpose. The rest of this bit reads like it came right out of a Batman episode, man--it’s the kind of hokey, over-the-top, villainy-spelled-out nonsense comic books are famous for...and it’s coming out of our supposed hero. I’m not a Loki apologist. The guy’s a dick and deserved a little payback in the tit-for-tat logic scale of comics. But the speech is overkill and makes me cringe, because it’s goddamn evil. “[Y]ou’ll always be the god of mischief, but you could be more.” How is that anything short of every evil villain ever trying to tempt every good hero ever into becoming evil?

My point is that I don’t have a point, but Thor’s a gross manipulative dickslit in this movie and I don’t like him. And this is STILL my favorite film.

#i just wanted to rant tbh #outofgames #negativity cw #unpopular opinion #your fave is problematic cw

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lucianalight · 6 years

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Loki's Fault

“Because,” said Thor, “when something goes wrong, the first thing I always think is, it is Loki’s fault. It saves a lot of time.”

-Norse Mythology, Neil Gaiman

Although this has been written for the myth version of Thor and Loki, It has also become true for their MCU versions. And it's not just Thor and other characters, a lot of fans blame Loki for everything. The newest thing is Odin's death and starting ragnarok.

But before being like Thor and say it's his fault, let's stop and think for a moment:

1. Odin was weary since Thor's cornoration. It was mentioned by almost all the major characters in the first Thor movie. Loki clearly said:"mother fears he never wakes again." In TDW we saw how weak he had become after Frigga's death. It was clear from that point he wouldn't live much longer.

2. Loki's spell didn't cause Odin to lose his power and die. Because if Odin didn't have any power, how could he go all the way from NYC to Norway? Buy an airplane ticket? It was more likely sth to make him forget things and a ban on his power, which Odin broke it.

Loki didn't cause Odin's death. It was his time. And Odin knew it damn well from the first Thor movie. He knew his death would free Hela and start ragnarok. And he never thought to mention it to his sons once in their life. He waited for literally the last moment and left them without any real prepration or a well-thought plan which could be achieved years ago.

So, no Thor, it wasn't Loki's doing. But yes, he left Odin on earth to die. It was payback for sentencing him to solitary confinement for life. And honestly I think Odin deserved it.

#loki #thor #odin #thor ragnarok #hela

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quinnhayden · 6 years

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can you do some Quinn/Thor bonding. i just saw Ragnarok and i really want some Quinn and Thor now please

As Quinn starts to come to, she is in some severe pain, so she knows she fucked up bad. That leads her to try and remember what happened to put her in this situation, but can’t. Since her memories are a blurred mess and she has a serious case of cotton mouth, it leads her to believe that whatever stupid stunt she pulled landed her smack dab in the hospital. Fantastic. Each beep of the heart monitor makes her head throb. She tries to instead move her focus to the low murmur of the television. Oh, that must mean someone’s in the room with her. God, she hopes it isn’t Steve. If it is him then she can pretend to be asleep until a nurse comes in. He won’t yell at Quinn if there’s someone else in the room and then the nurse can put her back on those hardcore narcotics so she can put off the lecture even more. Wait. Hold on. She remembers…did Bucky come visit her? She swears she woke up, stoned off her ass, and he was there in the corner. She waxed poetic to him and he smiled. No, that must’ve been a dream. When he talked, it was all Brooklyn and…he doesn’t talk to her and Steve. Yeah, it had to have been a dream.

Well, she can’t pussyfoot around it anymore. She needs to survey the wreck that…someone made of her body. Hydra. It’s always a safe bet to assume all her trouble started with Hydra somehow. She aches all over, so she can’t pinpoint where the real problem is. Reluctantly, she forces her eyes to open. Immediately, she clocks a cast, so there’s broken bones. There’s—you know what? Fuck it. She’ll look at her medical chart later. Or Steve will list every problem she has, very loudly, at a later time. She looks to the chair next to her bed for him, prepared to break out her tears to make him less mad, but to her complete and utter shock it’s Thor with her. His attention is on the shitty reality shows that only come on early in the afternoon, so she squints at him.

Finally, her brain starts to work and she remembers what exactly happened before she blacked out. It was a standard mission—fuck up Hydra’s shit. At the start, it seemed normal, so of course it slowly but surely had to turn sideways on them. They can never catch a break too long before the world has to set itself in order and make shit difficult. They didn’t expect this particular base to have such sophisticated weapons. Over the radio, the team speculated that Hydra’s started to use Loki’s scepter to up their game. She wishes she could snap Loki’s neck, but Thor’s still sensitive about Loki’s death.

Anyway, there were tanks. A lot of tanks that she’s pretty sure had Chitauri weapons fitted to them. They’ve been at this so much that these missions have become pretty routine and the team has really started to bond. They have fun which is probably fucked up in and of itself, but none of them have ever been the most normal people to start with. Thor blew up a tank, Tony blew up a small bunker, and they quipped back and forth over the radio over who had a better record so far. One of the other tanks moved to aim at Thor to retaliate because he was a little easier to hit than Tony in the air. Quinn moved to knock Thor out of the way of the blast, overestimated how fast she could move out of the way, and it blew up in her face. Literally.

“You asshole,” she murmurs to catch his attention but her voice cracks. It startles him so bad he squawks in surprise. Then, he pivots his body around to stare at her with wide eyes. “This,” she squirms around and hopes he understands she means her broken body, “is why I tell everyone not to showboat until after we’ve completely cleared out the bases.”

“Lady Quinn, you’re awake!” He moves to his feet so fast he knocks the chair backward. A nurse that passes by the open doorway pokes her head in the room to see what the noise was about. “I’m sorry,” he whispers and the nurse shoots him one last dirty look before she moves on. He quickly picks up the chair, turns it to face the bed, and sits back down. “Sorry,” he repeats bashfully.

Quinn’s not sure if he’s sorry because of the noise or because he blames himself for what happened to her. “Don’t worry about it,” she replies. “Where are we? No, wait. Tell me where everyone else is. Is everyone okay? Has anyone called Steve and Sam? Please tell me you didn’t because he’ll have a fit.”

“We’re still in Europe. We were scared it would take more time than we could afford to take you back to Stark’s tower. We didn’t know the true extent of your injuries.” He smiles a little. “And I’m sorry, my friend, but I think Steve deserved to know his wife was hurt in combat.” The smile quickly thins. “I told him what happened and that the blame should be put on me. You don’t need to worry over any misplaced ire.”

“Aw, Thor, we’re teammates. We watch each other’s backs. Shit like this happens. You don’t have to beat yourself up so much over this. Besides, I’ve had worse.”

“Whether you’ve had worse or not doesn’t matter. You don’t deserve to be hurt, especially due to my carelessness. I was—what did you call it? I showboated.” He slumps in his chair and scrubs a hand across his face. “Sometimes, I still feel like that same spoiled, foolish brat of a prince that I was before we first met one another.”

“You’re definitely still as much of a drama queen as before, that’s for damn sure,” she teases. As payback for her remark, he shoves his dirty boots up on the hospital bed. “Hey, it ain’t me you’ll piss off. You’ll only make the nurses mad,” she explains and shoves his feet off the bed with a laugh. “And you’re still humble as ever, too. Seriously, don’t be so upset about this. You have fun and you help the rest of us have fun, too. Without the team to be there with us, Steve and me…we’d mope and pine over Bucky the whole time we tried to take Hydra down. Y’all help keep our heads out of our asses. Like I said, shit like this is expected to happen now and then. We’re not perfect. I’m not dead. Don’t worry so much.”

Thor scrutinizes her for at least a minute or two. When she’s about to ask him what’s the matter, his expression suddenly softens and he fondly remarks, “I truly wish that you were Asgardian born only so I could meet you sooner. You’d be welcome in my home. Actually, I think that you would’ve made a fine Valkyrie.”

“Valkyrie?” She’s heard about that before, she swears she has. Wait. Valkyries are part of Norse mythology, that’s where she knows it from. “Aren’t those the ladies that swoop down on horses with wings and take warriors killed in combat to Valhalla? They’re actually real?” Then, she smacks her forehead because, “Of course they’re real. Why wouldn’t they be? Next you’ll tell me that there really is a wolf named Fenrir, too.”

“I haven’t come across any giant wolves who have tried to eat my father and the sun, no,” he answers with a chuckle. “And I was told that the Valkyrie did not take fallen warriors to Valhalla. They were more of a…elite team. My father chose the fiercest warriors to protect the royal family and to battle beside him in combat for Asgard. They were all killed in battle, however. It was before my birth. Those days were…violent, I’m told. The nine realms were in total chaos. Anyway, you would be truly welcome among them, I believe.”

Just because she likes to poke fun, she slyly points out, “So, you want me to be part of a team that all died?”

“I take back what I said. I hate you,” he mutters under his breath and she cackles. That same nurse pokes her head in the room and glowers at Quinn who quickly snaps her mouth shut. As a doctor, she’s learned to respect the fuck out of nurses. They keep the hospitals running, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Well, nurses and the cleaning staff. “It was the sentiment, Quinn. The sentiment,” he stresses quietly, as wary of the nurse as she is.

“Thanks, I think?”

“I wanted to be one of them, you know.” She raises a brow and he nods enthusiastically. “Yes, I made my mother tell me stories of them all the time when I was a boy. I told her what I wanted and she told me only women were Valkyrie, so I told her that I would become a woman then. Mother accepted that but then she told me that the Valkyries protected the throne and since I was part of the throne it wouldn’t make very much sense.”

“Yeah, you’re not so good at protecting yourself.” Come on, she couldn’t help but take that shot. He left it wide open for her. “Maybe I would be a good Valkyrie, huh?”

“You’re not as funny as you think you are.”

“No, see, I’m hilarious actually.” What he said finally processes in her brain and she has to resist the urge to squeal. “That’s the cutest fucking thing, you know that? You running around as a kid, probably pretending to be a Valkyrie. That’s adorable, it really is.” She sighs wistfully. “Hell, I was a simple kid. All I wanted was to work in the coal mines with my pa. I loved my old man. Then, when I was older, I didn’t really know what I wanted until the war. I met Steve and Bucky and…I wanted to be a wife—no, I wanted to be a soulmate. Even now, you can’t marry another person legally. So, I wanted to be a good soulmate, settle down, and have some kids with Steve and Bucky.”

“Now?”

“Now…” She hasn’t actually thought that far ahead. She’s not sure Steve has, either. They’ve fought for so long…she doesn’t even know what she’d do if they found some goddamn peace. But she does want that. “Now, I want some peace and quiet with them. I think that’s what I’ve always wanted, in the end. Just…time to spend with them. No fighting. No wars. No doomsday shit. I want to love on them without someone walking in on us,” and at that last remark, she side-eyes him.

Thor throws his arms up in the air in exasperation. “I told you that I’m sorry! I’m one for reveling in victory, but if you and Steve suddenly disappear after battle then someone is bound to search for you. And why exactly are you two making love in the places we’ve destroyed? That…that’s just not sanitary.”

“One word—adrenaline.”

“That doesn’t make sense!”

“If you haven’t fucked when you’re hopped on up adrenaline then you’re missing out, my friend.”

Thor rolls his eyes. “Humans.”

“I thought you Asgardians weren’t as much of prudes as us humans are.”

“I doubt prude would be an accurate word to use for you and Steve,” he shoots back. Point to him. “Again I say, you would be a welcome addition to Asgard.”

#speaking of thor ragnarok.....#i got plans for quinn #wink wonk #thor/quinn #my fic #taylor answers magical people

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minaminokyoko · 6 years

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A collection of all my Harry/Murphy ficlets, AUs, and drabbles. It’s named after the fact that I am basically the Queen of the Harry/Murphy trashpile and this is my landfill for all my HarriKarri garbage. But some of you don’t know me, so let me outline the contents of the trashpile. The earlier chapters are fics I’ve crossposted on my blog here, but the others are AO3 only since I didn’t want to spam the TDF tag with my nonsense.

Subtle - Thomas has a “subtle” Christmas gift for Harry (and Murphy.)

A Very Dresden Thanksgiving - An AU version of one of Harry's first family Thanksgivings. It's AU because in this universe, Charity's son named after Harry is infant age and not the age he is in the timeline of the series shortly after Cold Days.

Side Effects - Murphy discovers some unusual side effects while sleeping (literally) with her new boyfriend Harry.

Body Swap - An April Fools' spell gone horribly wrong. Or, right, if you ask one stupid wizard.

Murphy’s Bad Day - Exactly What It Says on the Tin.

Movie Night - Harry and Murphy at the movies. Set in 2010.

The Shirt - A random rainstorm bears surprising fruit for Harry Dresden. Pre-Changes.

Movie Night II - It's movie night and Harry knows just what to take his former-cop girlfriend to go see this summer. Post-relationship. Same continuity as Movie Night Part I.

Wedding Traditions - Harry and Murphy suffer through one of the most embarrassing wedding traditions, but maybe it's not all bad.

Shiny - Harry, Thomas, and Maggie should never be allowed to watch Disney movies.

Moonlight and Meddling Vampires - The plan was set. Thomas Raith was going to get Harry Dresden and Karrin Murphy to prom one way or another. Dresden Files high school AU, but bite-sized.

Noise Complaint - It turns out Harry and Murphy's union has some unintended consequences.

In Vino Veritas - A reverse AU scene of the short story "Last Call" in Side Jobs. What if Harry found Meditrina first and Murphy walked in on them?

Escape - An alternate version of Dead Beat, where Harry actually did realize what Murphy was trying to ask him when she came over to tell him to "water her plants"--that she needs an escape route from something she's not ready to face.

When Harry Met Murphy - Just a headcanon about the day after Harry and Murphy bumped into each other for the first time on that bridge in "A Restoration of Faith." Loosely canon-compliant.

Kiss - The first time we see Harry and Murphy kiss is in Proven Guilty, but that's not the first time they've ever kissed aka Three Kisses Before Proven Guilty

Possessives - In which Murphy's grammatical slip-up speaks volumes.

Reflections - A mirror image of Harry and Murphy from the multiverse theory.

100 Days, 100 Nights - Two missing scenes between Harry Dresden and one of the only people on earth who knows Karrin Murphy as well as he does--her mother, Marion.

Home for the Holidays - Murphy takes Harry home for the Thanksgiving holiday. It goes about as well as expected. Post Skin Game.

Kiss (Part Two) - The three off-screen kisses before Proven Guilty...but from Murphy's perspective.

Broken - Karrin Murphy gets a Denarian coin. Post Small Favor, pre Changes. AU.

Of Grave Importance - In the aftermath of Grave Peril, both Harry and Murphy are struggling to pull themselves out of a downward spiral. But maybe they can make it together. Pre-Summer Knight. Harry and Murphy POVs.

Fumble - Harry and Murphy get physical. It's definitely harder than it looks. Pun intended. Post Skin Game.

Update, as of 7/11/18:

Taste: Murphy unknowingly ingests love potion while helping Harry chase down a suspect. Consequences abound. Post Proven Guilty, pre Turn Coat.

Tried and True: Harry and Murphy are out of town on a case and have to spend the night in a hotel in the middle of nowhere. There is only one bed. Well, of course there is. Takes place before Small Favor.

Church Bells: After a nightmare, Harry's got something on his mind involving Karrin and ringing church bells. Post Skin Game.

Steady as She Goes: Something's different in Casa de Dresden and Thomas wants to know what it is. Post Skin Game drabble.

Scars: A companion piece to "Church Bells." Sometimes Murphy has nightmares too. Post Skin Game.

Love & War: It's really not a good idea to threaten Karrin Murphy where a certain wizard can hear you.

Hardhearted: Thomas wants to get to know Murphy better. He bites off a little more than he can chew. Pun slightly intended.

What Mirrors Don’t See: What if the infamous Dream from Chapter 14 of Skin Game had happened to Karrin Murphy instead of Harry Dresden?

Mischief Managed: Harry and Murphy track a serial killer on Halloween night. Murphy's feeling a little mischievous this year. Pre-Changes.

Mischief Managed II: The sequel to "Mischief Managed." Turnabout is fair play and payback is a bitch.

I Won’t Dance: Harry and Murphy have to scope out a perp at a masquerade ball, but Murphy doesn't know how to do the waltz. Fortunately for them both, Harry does. Songfic, sorta.

The Wolf: A warlock traps Harry and Murphy and tries to turn Harry on Murphy. Emphasis on try.

Mambo Italiano: Harry heads to see a witness for a case and get the surprise of a lifetime.

Superconductor: Three times when Harry unknowingly turned Karrin Murphy on (and one time he did notice.)

Midnight Sun: Dresden Files Thor: Ragnarok AU.

Perchance to Dream: What would life be like if Harry Dresden's dreams came true? Post Cold Days, pre Skin Game.

The Truth: The aftermath of "Perchance to Dream." Murphy's POV.

Eavesdrop: Marion Murphy happens upon Harry and Murphy at an...inopportune moment. Drabble. (No explicit squick, I promise.)

Stay: Few things in this world are as terrifying as Karrin Murphy with a cold. Luckily, Harry Dresden is a brave enough wizard to take care of her anyway.

By Any Other Name: Harry reveals his Name to Murphy. It has an...interesting effect on him. Post Cold Days, but pre Skin Game.

Four Letter Word: Three times Harry and Murphy said "I love you" before Turn Coat (and one time when it was implied). Drabbles.

The Cat and the Canary: Murphy gets turned into a cat. Crackfic/Fluff mashup.

Cheers: A new recruit arrives to the S.I. department and immediately learns a thing or two about Harry Dresden and Karrin Murphy.

Twerp Sweating: Harry Dresden and Henry Rawlins have a little chat about a certain blonde cop. Takes place somewhere between Blood Rites and Dead Beat.

Only Time Will Tell: Maggie Dresden meets Karrin Murphy. Inspired by Zoo Day.

Animals: Mouse's musings about Harry and Murphy. He's a hound with a plan. Inspired by Zoo Day.

Father’s Day: Harry, Murphy, and Maggie celebrate Harry's first official Father's Day. Post Skin Game.

Hazardous: Genderflipped Harry and Murphy are on assignment looking for a chupacabra. Pre Changes.

The Soulgaze Part I (Harry): Harry and Murphy finally Soulgaze. Post Skin Game. Two parter. Murphy's POV.

The Soulgaze Part II (Murphy): Harry and Murphy finally Soulgaze. Post Skin Game. Two parter. Harry's POV.

Hope you like these! If you don’t, well, you know where to find me.

#The Dresden Files #Dresden Files #Harry Dresden #Karrin Murphy #fanfiction #fanfics #HarriKarri #HariKari #ficlets #drabbles #AO3 #archive of our own #Harry x Murphy

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da-krw-blog · 6 years

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um??? im so excited for this???? like y’all have no i d e a.... (≧◡≦) its 5 am for me rn and i am p u m p e d ..... jk well not jk i am but i’m also thiiiis close to crashing so u know anyway!!!!! i’m winnie and this is dawon °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° here’s some stats and then there’s everything below the cut that u can totally skim if u want i won’t know i’m not heimdall ..... can u tell i just watched thor ragnarok recently??? bc i did thanks for asking :^)

if u wanna plot, u know the drill~~ like this and i’ll pop in ur dms ok ilu all ♡

[ ahn heeyeon ] — hey there! this is [ seong dawon ] and I go by [ she/her ], a [ twenty-four ] years old [ mukbang star ] currently residing at [ daemun studio ] [ with a roommate ]. I am known around here for being [ good-humored ] but also [ greedy ]. it’s nice to meet you! { ooc : winnie / 20 / pst / she/her }

seong dawon? more like seong da₩ amirite??

no srsly girl loves her money

but we’ll get into that later

she’s the oldest of three siblings and the only girl

the other two are fraternal twins

really protective of her little brothers to the point where they called her hyung as kids and never stopped since

the seong family are p close-knit

they show their love thru insults and curses lol

when dawon gets called “old hag” u know it’s a good day <33

yup that’s right the seongs are #familygoalz :’)

they also have ties to the korean mafia but u know..... every family has their own quirks ╮(︶▽︶)╭

her parents didn’t leave the organization until mama seong was pregnant w/ the twins so dawon grew up around the members for a lil bit and during that time they taught her some.....things lmao

11/10 just a great childhood in general yanno

tru she ended up w/ a wonky moral compass but u know beggars can’t be choosers

it’s also how she developed her love for money

and just everything in general

she wants ur money she wants ur food she wants ur heart too wink wonk

got into the mukbang trend by accident during hs

on april fools, as payback for an earlier prank, she stole her brothers’ bentos and a friend filmed her inhaling eating them + her own for lunch in record time

“ya, i hope you two starve today”

the video (mostly for her commentary) went viral and dawon’s capitalized on it since then

it’s been a dream job for her tbh

still lives very simply even tho she’s gotten a considerable amt of money from her streams

she deliberately chose to live in one of the studios w/ a roommate!!! bc she’s stingy af

and also bc of the #aesthetic

...ye idk what her thought process was behind that but oh well those are her words not mine

oh but she has splurged on one thing: a pet snake which she named sasuke

((just a big naruto weeb in general))

wanted to be hokage before the mukbang thing took off

also gordan ramsay’s no.1 fan

uh what else?? oh right personality duh

a real chill person; that friend who borrows smth of urs and never returns it back; also that friend who’d do p much anything for money

y’know that question: “would you slap ur best friend/sibling/lover/etc. for [insane amt of money]?”

yes yes she would

would also prob kill a man for ₩1000 if u asked her to

m o o c h e r

in summary

seong dawon is the literal embodiment of this emoticon ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ and this (っ˘ڡ˘ς)

yup that’s it

thank u for ur time

#encounters:intro #they're mine mine mine mine mine ( ooc )#psa: exid's having a comeback soon y'all it's not too late to stan!!!!!!

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inkblackfingers · 6 years

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Thor: Ragnarok in no particular order

I can’t even begin to articulate how much I loved this movie, it was beyond gorgeous and I love everything about this.

Here’re some thoughts I had about it, as always, in no particular order.

SPOILERS AHEAD

It’s a bit long, so I put it under a read more.

I was completely and absolutely expecting a record screech at the beginning. Everything about Thor slowly turning on a chain and literally interrupting a giant flaming being as he slowly, slowly rotates is perfect.

Okay, but the entire theater burst into laughter when Skurge said that he got Dan and Ger from Texas, because ofc. And the shocked horror on those girls faces when they get absolutely coated in dragon slime is hysterical.

That fucking statue I’m still laughing at it. And the play?? Loki, what the actual hell were you thinking? Yeah, I’ll pretend to be Odin, but I won’t act anything like him and I’ll make a giant statue of me and commission a play all about my heroic and tragic “death” and just laze around eating grapes all day and nobody will say anything. How on earth did nobody else realize that it wasn’t Odin??

On that note, Thor instantly realizing that it’s Loki is the actual best and I love that his preferred method of solving problems (a blow with Mjolnir) has now been upgraded to forcing his opponent to choose whether they’d rather get a face full of star metal or lose.

As much as I loved everything about Loki’s “human” outfit in the Avengers, I really really love the all-black ensemble, especially next to Thor’s actually normal clothing.

Also, Tony is totally still keeping an eye on the internet, and there’s going to be a random picture of Thor on a random corner in NYC with two girls and he’s going to be so confused.

Stephen Strange you absolute dick I love you to death. I would watch an entire movie of Stephen just being a complete dick to other superheroes with his magical powers.

Thor calling for Mjolnir and both of them just listening to the sounds of breaking glass and his little smirk when he apologizes? Payback’s a bitch, Stephen :D

“I have been falling for THIRTY MINUTES”

Strange, who just spent the last ten minutes generally fucking with Thor, taking one look at Loki being furious and going, fuck this, get out.

Everything about Odin saying “my sons” (i’m not crying you’re crying) And him praising Loki for the spell that he used against him?? I mean, he’s still a shitty dad, but at least Loki has at least one (1) memory of him being a good dad.

Hela: long black hair, black cape, black and green clothing, obv v dramatic.... Are we sure that *Loki* is the adopted child?

I immediately remember I’m so gay when faced with Tessa Thompson as a drunk hot mess.

So the god of *thunder* is taken down by....electricity?? @marvel, does not compute

Everything about the little amusement-park ride of the history of Grandmaster is pure gold, especially with Thor just screaming at the end.

Listen..... Loki totally got a sugar daddy. That is all.

15/10 Best Stan Lee cameo ever

Oh my god Hulk I love you bb and I’m so glad that you finally found a planet that totally accepts you. (Now if you could work on that being a planet that doesn’t require you to be angry all the time or uses you as a form of entertainment, that’d be great, thx)

Thor finally using his GODDAMN powers, perfect.

Everything about Hulk is perfect. Especially him sparring with Valkyrie, and everything about his conversation with Thor that totally doesn’t have me crying a little inside, but also how he’s basically a giant toddler

Hulk butt. Somebody had to animate Hulk butt. Is it based off of the butt of @markruffalo? People (me) need to know.

Also, I’m really reminded of that one post?? It’s basically etched into my mind at this point, and I can’t stop thinking about it.

That fucking bounce off the window and Thor just picking himself up and going straight through the window and sliding down literally all the buildings.

Pointbreak is the password I’m dying of laughter (@marvel, I need to know all of the avengers’ sign-ins ASAP. Is Steve’s Capiscle or Captain Handsome? Is Clint Hawkass or Legolas? Is Nat Itsy-Bitsy Spider? Also, what’s Tony’s sign-in? You know who I am? The Mechanic? Please, my crops are dying)

Also, once Tony finds out about everything that just happened, Thor’s sign-in is definitely changing to Sparkles.

Why are Tony’s clothes on the quin-jet? (Actual question: why haven’t I already seen fics/art about why Tony’s clothes are on the quin-jet?)

Bruce’s password being Strongest Avenger, and Thor’s look of betrayal in the background is beyond hilarious. (Also can we talk about Tony’s nicknames for literally everyone??)

Okay, but drunk Valkyrie and Bruce trying to figure out how they know each other is the actual cutest.

Thor just chucking something at Loki to check if he’s actually there is beyond perfect. Yes you did good my space labrathor, you have finally learned.

Everything about Thor’s childhood story. (Also, can we just appreciate Frigga for a moment? An eldest daughter that got banished by her husband, and two sons, who basically hate each other. One of them likes picking up snakes and the other likes stabbing his brother. You deserve all the awards for parenting. All of them.)

Idris Elba is beyond the best and if Asgard was a democracy, he would totally have been running the Nine Realms. (Like he basically was already)

Everything about Asgard being the people, not the place is going to make me cry.

Thor sitting on the throne, literally calling Hela to him from across Asgard is something that he totally came up with after asking himself What Would Loki Do? (Answer: be as over the top extra as possible, always)

Well, now Thor can inherit the kingly eyepatch

GODDAMN it Thor, go pikachu already, you did it before and you don’t need to talk to your father while you’re literally dying

Thor descending on the horde of zombies in slow motion, lightning sparking around him as he lays waste to them with the Immigrant Song playing #aesthetic

I know that Fenris is basically a giant zombie wolf, but there’s a part of my brain (the largest part. like 85% of it) that’s going PUPPER!!! WHO’S A GOOD DOGGO???

Okay, I know I already said stuff about Valkyrie, but that stride down the rainbow bridge with explosions in the background and her just absolutely destroying those zombies?? #aesthetic

Also, I thought I had reached peak gay after watching Wonder Woman, but then Tessa Thompson happened.

Loki doing his knife flip and Valkyrie swinging her sword #reasonsi’mpan

I love circular prophecies so much, but also: 1) what happens to the rest of the stuff in the vault? like the tesseract or the casket of ancient winters? the tesseract’s an infinity stone, so it’s not going to be destroyed by the explosion right? 2) I’m not entirely sure if this is comics or mcu, but isn’t Asgard necessary to the stabilty of the other realms? what’s going to happen to the other ones now that Asgard is literally dust??

Other things I love in this movie: Thor finally learning to not always blindly trust Loki, every single rock paper scissors pun, Hulk being a giant cranky adorable toddler.

Things I dislike about this movie: why on earth did you cut the bisexual Valkyrie scene???, @marvel give us the goddamn hug that we’ve been waiting for since the first Thor!!!!

Is that a skrull ship? Or Thanos’ ship? Or the Guardians/someone related to them??? Uggggghhhh, I need the official Infinity War trailer already (like I haven’t watched the leaked version like a dozen times)

Also, Taika Waititi directed one of my *other* favorite movies, What We Do in the Shadows, so that’s another reason why I like Ragnarok so much. (Also that it’s super colorful, has no bullshit romance, has an interesting plot and characters that aren’t ooc...)

#in no particular order #thor ragnarok #marvel #ink spatters

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panzertorte · 6 years

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In “Norwegian subtitles ruining a perfectly good joke” news - Thor III: Ragnarok

The “Revengers” line. Which was translated as “Hevnerne”. Which is literally what the Avengers are called in translated comics.

Not that I can come up with a good alternative either. “Tilbakebetalerne”, which would be kind of like The Paybackers??? “Gjeldsinnkreverne”, which would be like “The Debt-Collectors”??? Just keep the English word, please.

#Thor 3 #Marvel #Thor 3 spoilers #but not really it made it into most trailers I think #subtitles #Norwegian #shared by me

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amazingspiderfan110 · 5 years

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What If pt 1

This is the what if dewey became spiderman, but in extra detail. Takes place after this other fan-fic https://www.wattpad.com/653834340-the-show-must-go-on-dancing-in-the-dark/page/3 and https://www.wattpad.com/story/148178722-reservation-for-four, The only difference is at the dance, before dewey fell into the shark tank, he got bit by the spider, and the age is 10 instead of 12. And takes place after the shadow war.

Story:

Dewey’s pov:

Tonight, im going to win big. I found a wrestling match on the internet, and i need a cool suit, I have a general idea of what my powers were, I can stick on walls, spider sens, which is why i suspected Vincent was evil, increased durability and healing, which explains why i didn’t die in that plane crash in the Sahara, and i found out i had super strength recently. So i knew my outfit had to be spider themed. I started to brainstorm, I wanted to hide my face, so i need a mask, no, i look weird in a mask, I GOT IT,, i can wear a hoodie, add some goggles, and get a black bandanna, and use it as a mouth cover. I should add a webbing pattern on the suit, and It should be blue and......Black, yes. Now I just need to make the suit, But how? Luckily im the nephew of scrooge mcduck. SO i go out and buy what i need, took me 6 hours, but i made the suit, the lenses were the easiest, i just got lenses, put a black frame on it and and some mesh so i can see out, but no one can see in. I go out to the fight. I won easily but instead of winning 25k, i won 250 dollars. His excuse, i won quickly, if anything i should have won extra money, he can get robbed for all i care, and that’s what happened, I let the robber pass me, its not like its going to backfire anytime soon.

I start walking home, not a care in the world, i snuck back in my room, and changed to my normal clothes, and walked downstairs, everyone was crying, but why.. Then that’s when i learned the truth, uncle Donald was killed. I couldn’t believe it, you sure, yes, it was, and whoever killed him was going to pay. I put on my suit, and tracked down the killer. I wanted one thing, payback, i threw him around, and kicked him around, i wanted to hear his pain, and i decided to turn on a light to see his fear, i wanted to see his pain, then i realized something, it was the guy that robbed the man that robbed me of my cash, i could've stopped him, but i didn’t. It was my fault uncle Donald was dead, my fault.

“GAH”

I woke up, i got hit with some knock-out gas, why, because i was fighting a rouge group of beagle boys who are attempting to steal the diamond-jewel thing that mark beaks stole a 2 1/2 months ago during Huey's camping trip. And they hit me mid air, i tried a sneak attack from above, but they saw me coming, luckily i was very high, so i woke up just in time, now to stop them. The truck was surrounded by 4 cars, so i decided to break in one, and crash it into another car, and the other 2 i just threw 2 spears into their tires. Now for the main attraction. I jumped on the truck, and i knocked on the window and he had the smart idea to look so i punched him in the face.I Threw him out and stopped the truck. Then I noticed the driver was getting away, I had the smart idea because when i caught up with him, he had a weapon, i dodged every single bullet, and webbed him up. And OH CRAP, i missed my presentation at school, and i was supposed to help webby practice her paper about hope, well i decided to ditch school completely. Besides, i would only give her a bunch of stammering, DANG SCROOGE, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY I HAVE A CRUSH ON HER, i was perfectly fine not knowing about my crush on her. You would think after the Vincent incident i would have told her, well thanks to my life as spider man and me being nervous. But as a bonus, my powers did get me out of tough situations during our adventures. But im also distancing myself from my best friend, i hope she did fine on her presentation.

webbys pov

Its over, i went up there and did my presentation, how ironic that a simple speech can make me nervous, but not a city crumbling while you are still inside. But im sort of thankful that Dewey didn’t show up. I would have gave him awkward silence. I developed my crush a week after the Vincent incident, and dewey was acting like himself again, then a week later and he constantly keeps on disappearing. Except if we are going on adventures of course, maybe it was Donald’s death. But I dismissed that theory quickly, because he would have told me, RIGHT? But when i tried to talk to him, he quickly walks away. Maybe he still has a grudge after 2 months, maybe, I was kind of a jerk to him. I tried asking him but he always says “have to check on something” or “can we talk about this later. He didn’t make any dewey dew-night videos, something is off with him. “you did great”said my best friend Lena, “thanks, im just upset dewey didn’t get to see it”

“Its ok, i decided to film it”said Huey

“thanks”

But why did dewey leave, this is the 3rd time he ditched school. But then again, this place is crazy, Gandra dre is Now known as Doctor Octopus. Mark Beaks built his own waddle duck suit, glomgold returned, And the sky pirates attempted to take over Duckberg. This place is crazy, and on top of that, a shadow army attacked this place, and spiderman, he saved my life once. He is a true hero, I would literally go out whoever was under that mask, even if he had a deformed face. And if he was her age. And where does dewey go.

Dewey's pov

Great, I forgot I was supposed to get a shovel for Huey today, I don’y know why, but I think he is trying to earn another badge, And he couldn't get his own? I luckily brought my clothes so i can walk in the store. I bout the shovel and its 3:30, school should be out. So i start walking home. I beat everyone to the mansion. I climb in my window, and i see my photo of mom. I knew what she did, Mom and dad crashed o the moon, i didn’t know why they even did that. Maybe she learned something she wasn’t supposed to and people wanted to use that info to create some sort of weapons, probably. At least my parents loved me. Webby’s parents just abandoned her, feeling no guilt, for all i care, they could be stuck inside a volcano, or maybe they did care but they were threatened and were forced to go into hiding. I dont care.Then Huey walked in,”Here is webby’s speech, i taped,” Huey tossed me a SD card “Thanks”I responded,”and here is your shovel”I handed Huey his shovel”thanks”

“don’t mention it”

“also, where were you, this is the 3rd time you ditched, can you explain what you were doing”

“UH, i....was.....”

“you like webby, don’t you”

“WhY WoUlD YoU SaY ThAt”

“it all makes sense, you get sweaty around her which started about 2 months ago”

the first 2 weeks was because of the spider bite

“your face would turn red, and you tried to avoid talking to her”

actually 50% of the time was because im trying to make sure this city wont blow up

“and when you do talk, you stammer”

“WHAAAAAA, no i don’t”

“yes you do, just admit it”

“OK FINE, i do like webby, but what if this destroys our friendship”

“at least be honest, now if you excuse me, im going to, uhhhhh”

“talk to lily”

“nooooo......yes”

“its ok, louie already told me”

“WHAAAA”

Huey ran downstairs, i heard a how could you, and a dead to me, but as a bonus, Huey will probably tell me one of Louie's secrets. So that’s a win. But how should i tell webby how i feel, heck i feel so nervous around her, my spidey sense registers her a threat and goes off when she is around. And my spidey sense was going off.

“Hi dewey”

“Oh, hi webby”

“so....i just wanted to know why are you so distant around me, its like your’e holding a grudge against me”

“what, no”

“well then, what is it”

I cant tell her, not now, I KNOW

“meet me in the forrest at 7 in the afternoon tomorrow”

“Ok”

YES, I did it, and the best part is that I can also tell her I’m spider man. Its going to be awesome

Webby’s pov

tomorrow at 7 in the forests, finally i will know what dewy’s been up to, and if I get the chance, i will tell him how i feel, I walked in barley to contain myself. “What now”said lena

“I.....Talk.....Dewey”

“your’e going to tell him you have a crush on him, or he is going to tell you”

“yep”

“what if he doesn’t like you”

“then we can probably be friends”

“probably”

“Have you tried to tell someone how you felt”

“Uh........not exactly”

“who was it”

“uhhhhh”

“SPIT IT OUT”

“OK OK, right after glomgolds party i-”

“say it”

“I-....I kissed Louie”

:WHAT”

“i know, and i do like him, and he might like me, well yeah he does, in 2 days, were going to hang out”

I never knew lena actually did that, and the fact that she was able to keep it hidden for so long.

“webby, question, is there any good movies coming out yet”

“uhhh, Thor Ragnarok, Iron duck 3″

“Is that the one with that new song ready aim fire”

“Yep”

“ill take louie to see that”

I can’t believe it, im helping 2 of my friends go on a date, this world is crazy, but at least we have spiderman and gizmoduck to help us.

louies pov

I’m just sitting here playing video games, while listening to a song lena suggested, and its catchy

I am a freedom fighter, the name that history wrote And even through disaster, eye of the tiger for hope I'm trying to find my way back, there's no day off for heroes And even when I'm tired, gold is the only word i know And the night is takin' over And the moonlight gets exposure And the players have been chosen And it seems like fate has spoken When it seems your faith has broken By the second, losin' focus Ain't no way to get off, get off, get off, get off Unless you I bet you wonder how I go on ****l simply say its on again, its on again **

, Its stuck in my head, and its weird that the singer sounds like lena, i heard her sing when she was in the bathroom. But then all of a sudden i hear webby

“FINALLY”

“What now webby”

I found Magica’s Amulet”

“didn’t that thing almost kill us

“its not like there is more of these”

Then Huey walks in screaming,”GUYS, I FOUND SOMETHING”

we walk outside to see a box with 3 amulets that look like magica’s, except they were green, blue, and red.

“you jinxed it”

“I know Louie”

“we should take this to gyro”

We asked launchpad to drive us to the other bin, then we entered the lab,

“Gyro, we need you to look over these amulets and see what they do”

“why”

“we want to know if these would kill us or not”

“Fine, i’ll have results by tomorrow”

“thanks”

This is crazy, my life is crazy, I mean crazy. Me and lena, were not a couple, i think. I know, Ill ask tomorrow if we should be a couple.

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