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patch3sthenightup · 6 months

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#imagine your otp #one shot #drabble #imagine your platonic f/o #imagine your ocs #imagine your fictional other #otpsource #otp #otp prompts #writing ideas #fic ideas #story ideas #spideypool #murder husbands #harlivy #THIS IS SO HARLEY QUINN #wally west maybe #wolfstar #klance

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bruciemilf · 5 months

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no I'm not biased abt Bruce. Where'd you get that idea

#had an anxiety attack at my pre work training today so that was slay #anyway content!!!!#bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #jason todd #text post #batfamily #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #damian wayne #tim drake #harley quinn #batfam #incorrect dc quotes

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eedaeth · 7 months

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✨💅🎭

She just popped in to show u her nails

[Tell her you like them very much or ill molotov your house.]

#I don't know shit about nail art so don't come for me #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #batman #dc villains #batman rogues #dc comics #eedaeths scribbles #dc rogues #dc spiral designs #harley quinn fanart

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jamjoob · 8 months

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BUD & LOU

#What she feeding them to make em so HUGE #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #Dc #my art

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cookiescr · 4 months

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This is what happens when you don’t listen to your wife and don’t wear smudge proof lipstick…

#harlivy #harley quinn #poison ivy #dc #gay #sapphic #art #artists on tumblr #doodle #drawing #my art #kuki #ivy: i told you so #harley: ye (just admiring her wife no thoughts)

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cherriiramen · 4 months

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Whenever I think of the Harley/Joker queer besties dynamic, I picture this

#It just works so satisfyingly well #Joker venting to Harley about his tough love life #And then Harley’s pro tip being to kill batman in his sleep if he doesn’t apologise by the time the clock strikes 12am midnight #Absolutely liquify his balls #Batjokes #Batman x Joker #lego batjokes #lego batman #lego joker #lego harley quinn #Batman #Joker #harley quinn #Art #my art

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strawberrybyers · 4 months

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being a slut and mentally ill means i’d do really well as a patient in arkham asylum

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ghostbsuter · 6 months

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Water drips down in the corner, the steady dop drop drop— does wonders for the bat.

Batman has been taken, tied up, and undressed of his utility belt. It takes him a second to figure out who took him, by the large but empty and run down warehouse, the sound of the shore not far away.

The docks. He shuffles, bound and comm off.

Then, the steel enforced door slams open and Joker enters.

"Batsy!" He calls, overjoyed. The man walks to the bound vigilante and crouches to his height.

"It's been so long, hasn't it been?"

The vigilante grunts. "Joker."

"Today will be different." He goes on, "today, we have," the crime Prince drums his fingers on Batman's thigh. "A guest!"

He freezes at that, Joker has a civilian.

(Oracle sends out the message, her voice firm, and the coords are shared to the rest of the clan in seconds as she looks at her monitor. Batman's red dot at the harbour bright.)

"I'm a guest now?" The voice of a child asks, it brings slight confusion that the boy wasn't tied nor harmed in any way.

It's relief that he seems okay, but the danger of standing next to the Joker has Batman wiggling in his restrains.

"Is that a promotion or demotion for son?"

A brief look of annoyance enters Joker before being smoothed out, the boy is dealing with a delicate time bomb. Uncomfortably close to the madman.

(He hurries in the process of breaking free.)

"My son! My blood!" Sings the clown, throwing his hands around the boy's shoulders and prancing around.

Which brings another question.

Son?

Cool lighting hits the boy's head and the tuffs of pink, blue and green become more obvious, hidden beneath black hair previously.

Joker and Harley have a child. A son.

He will visit harley later. The boy comes first.

"Dante! Danyal! Daniel?" Joker croons, shaking the boy. "What was it again?" He stops, turning his son toward him with a grin.

(Robin drops down behind him, hiding, katana ready to be swung.)

"Danny, actually," the child— Danny– shrugs off the hands and steps back. Unflinching from the judging stare, simply waving off the hands creeping to his throat.

"Danny," the name is tested, and the Prince of Crime hums to himself. "We can always replace it as Joker Jr! It fits you better than Danny."

(Red Robin and Spoiler get on position above them, ready to pounce from the construction pillars.)

"Yeah, I don't know about that." He chuckles nervous, catching Batman's eyes and—

His eyes alone scream of fear, scared– scared—!!

"We will get you an acid flower, a new suit as well, the hoodie looks horrible on you." The man notes, humming.

"I prefer hammers." Danny replies with tense shoulders.

Joker clicks his tongue, "You always went after your mother." he hisses, outright glaring at his son now. His hand tightened around the crowbar he'd gathered not long ago.

"I mean," he hesitates, eye trailing off the Joker and over his shoulder. "I did come out of her."

The sound of a loaded gun shatters the silence, and Joker is pulling Danny, switching their positions and pushing him right in front of the gun in Red Hood's hand.

"Always a coward, hiding behind others, aren't you." Danny stops himself from squealing. That's the Red Hood!

(Escrima sticks light up with electricity as Red Hood speaks.)

Joker is ticked off, party ruined and surrounded now that he looks around.

Oh well, he can get his son on his villain path another day.

Cackling, he evades the escrimas, dodging the wonder boy and evading the twin attacks from above.

He pulls out a trigger and presses the bright red Button.

"Have fun bats and birds!"

The warehouse is completely flooded with fear gas, scarecrow wouldn't be mad he sacrificed one of his warehouses, will he?

It's all blurry. In one moment, his view is shrouded, and he's coughing. In another, he gets picked up and brought outside, the Joker gone.

An oxygen mask is placed on him by a paramedic, being handed off to an ambulance that had been called.

Peeking around, he sees Red Hood (!) still lingering around. Danny catches his eye and with a wave, the man is walking towards him.

He simply crosses his arms and tilts his head, waiting.

"Could I get a picture?" Danny blurts out, flushing after and coughing, holding the oxygen mask in his lap.

Red Hood makes a show of his shoulder sagging before crouching down and leaning toward him.

Later, Danny will look at the picture with a boyish grin, crooked and charming.

.・゜-: ✧ :-

A continuation

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sakujeanz · 8 months

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gotham city girlfriends

#harley quinn #poison ivy #catwoman #quinncat #harlina #ivycat #harlivy #selina kyle #dcu fanart #dcu #when i saw this screenshot i had to draw them #and god they are so cute theyre giving me diabetes #skjn art #gotham city sirens #harliva

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skaspert · 10 months

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some of my rogues design/ sketch dump! the ridller is inspired from batman unburied probly bc he is my favorite c=

#two face #harvey dent #edward nygma #the riddler #harley quinn #jonathan crane #the scarecrow #AAA IM SO EXITED ABOUT THE NEW SEASON OF BATMAN UBURIED #its more ridller focused :''''}

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jellolegos · 9 months

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Everything’s growing in our garden, you don’t have to know that it’s haunted

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Print store :)

#garden song is so Harlivy coded I feel it deep in my bones #you wouldn’t get it joker. gif #Harlivy #harley x ivy #harley quinn #pamela isley #poison ivy

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hypewinter · 6 months

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Jazz wasn't crazy. People might argue that burning her childhood home to the ground with her parents still inside would be an indicator of insanity. But how else was she supposed to react after coming back home from college to find out her parents had brutally killed her brother via vivisection?

Dying her hair blonde wasn't crazy either before anyone asked. Plenty of girls dyed their hair when they needed a change. Besides, she could never live with herself if she kept the same hair color as that vile woman.

Admittedly Jazz would have to secede moving to Gotham had been a little crazy but it was the perfect place to start fresh and blend in despite her "quirks". She had even picked out a nice new identity for herself.

Clearly Jazz was not crazy as she had managed to land a job at Arkham Asylum as a psychiatrist. If she were really insane would they have ever hired her? No they wouldn't have.

Jazz was not crazy. She was very much sane. Just like her precious Mr. J.