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nixs27anime · 1 year

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One Thing - Beelzebub x Y/N

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Y/N: What is one thing I told you not to do?

Beelzebub: Don't burn the house down.

Y/N: And what did you do?

Beelzebub: Made you dinner.

Y/N: *Raises an eyebrow at him*

Beelzebub:

Beelzebub: ... and burnt the house down.

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luxthestrange · 5 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#158 Romance

Nikola: Y/n I need my-

Y/n*Scrooling thru your phone, hands him his NOW cleaned goggles*

Nikola: Oh also I didn’t get a chance to…

Y/n*Hands him a cup of fresh cup of coffee, Just how he likes it*

Nikola*Sipping the coffee and blinks*... Marry me?

Y/n*Not looking up at him* I took care of that too, we’ve been married for the past seven years

Nikola: Excellent!~

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recreationalfanfics · 1 year

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Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)

You: Father...Am I ugly?

Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡

Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?

Odin: Yes, very much.

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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.

Brunhilde: Here let me do it.

You:...Don't be mean about it, though.

Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*

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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child

You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?

Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?

You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!

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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.

Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?

You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?

Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?

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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!

You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A

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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.

You: Whose Shiva?

Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!

Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*

#THE LAST ONE IS CANON.#I'M THE WATERBOTTLE.#record of ragnarok x reader #record of ragnarok #ror x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #snv x reader #incorrect record of ragnarok quotes #shiva x reader ror #raiden tameemon x reader #ror brunhilde x reader #ror adam x reader #platonic #ror memes #incorrect ror quotes

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incorrect-record-of-ragnarok · 5 months

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Apollo: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Leonidas, trying to read: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Apollo: I—

Apollo: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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thekingwhereitallends · 5 months

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Hades:Look who is back!

Anubis:(leaps towards Hades and wraps arms around his neck) I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Hades:I believe you.

Anubis:I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY AND NEVER REALLY HURT ANYONE!

Hades:You are not just a good boy. You are the best boy around

Anubis:I EVEN WATCHED OVER HELHEIM AND PLAYED WITH CERBERUS!

Hades:You're too sweet,Anubis.

Hades:(pats Anubis on top of head)

Anubis:Welcome home,Hades.

Hades:Thank you,Anubis.

#Hades #Anubis #Record of Ragnarok #RoR #Shuumatsu no Valkyrie #SnV #Incorrect Quotes #Headcanon #Fanfiction #AU #Greek Mythology #Egyptian Mythology #Helheim #Underworld #Tartarus

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hannah-the-red-head · 7 months

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Brunhilde: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GODS HAPPENED?!! Adam: *lying on a hospital bed with a broken arm, a black eye and many bruises* Kojiro: *Sitting uncomfortably in a chair with a bag of ice on his crotch and a neck cast* Buddha: *covered in a full body cast aside from his head* Lu Bu: *had his jaw wired shut, both arms and a leg broken* Nikola: *in a wheelchair with a broken leg and neck, holding an ice pack on his head* Owww… Jack: *in a medically induced coma* Raiden: *covered head to toe in bandages with a broken arm and a neck brace* I said it was a bad idea!! But noooo, Dr. Nikola “Let’s test that theory” Tesla just had to prove that an Elevator made by the gods must have a weight limit exceeding 2000 lbs!!

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xx-lemon-drop-xx · 2 months

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•°•°•A normal day in Valhalla•°•°•

Hades: So young.. Damn, what happened to you, (Y/n)?

Shiva; dead serious: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?

Hades: [Stunned Silence, Planchette moves across board]

Hades; concerned: Nine?

Hermes: Ninety-one!?

Buddha: [Absolutely loosing his shit over in the corner]

Shiva: Nine-hundred and ten!?

Göll; concerned: Nine-hundred and ten pickles...?

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twistedw0nd3rland2acc · 8 months

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when you're depression and anxiety + other- is so bad, because of your own shit but your too happy watching your favorite anime and or reading your favorite manga-

Don't forget to drink water and eat dears!!

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kyat-kyat · 1 year

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Incorrect Record of Ragnarok Quotes #3

Poseidon : What are you doing? Kojiro : Kissing this shell 🐚 Poseidon : Disgusting Poseidon : Damn, I wish I was that shell Kojiro : What? Poseidon : I said I wish you burn in hell Hades : ....

#not Poseidon dragging Hades in- 🗿#Poseidon wants a kiss but he won't admit that-#snv #ror #ror hades #snv hades #snv poseidon #ror poseidon #ror Kojiro sasaki #snv kojiro sasaki #Kojiro x Poseidon #Incorrect quotes #Incorrect Record of Ragnarok Quotes #record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #lowkey hc-ing that Poseidon is currently hunting that poor Shell 😔#rip shell 🕊️

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belladonazeppole · 5 months

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Poseidon the God of Bottoms

*Telling Pytix why is a good idea for them to marry* Poseidon: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type. Pytix, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying? Poseidon: Perfect. *** Zeus: I like your top, Poseidon! Pytix, no fucks to give: I have a name, you know. Hera: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this. *** Pytix: *sucking on a popsicle* Asmodeus: Pfft, you practicing for when Poseidon gets here? Pytix: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle* Akaboshi & Alvah: Nice. Adamas: *Concern* Poseidon: *Turn on* *** Poseidon, trying to be romantic: You look good in that corset. Poseidon: You know where else I'd look good? Pytix, zero hesitation: Your bed. Poseidon, at the same time: By your side- wait, what? *** *After Poseidon is excepcional mean with Adamas and Zeus* Adamas: Is there a cactus where your heart should be? Zeus: What’s up your ass this morning! Pytix: *walks in* ...Hey. Hades: Hmm… nevermind. Poseidon: WAIT NO!

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protector-of-graves · 1 month

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Incorrect Quote with Anubis

"You steal my hat, I don't have you arrested. I invite you into my room, I comfort you in my bed. I am forced to wait HOURS for BAGELS I didn't even want."

"And now I come back to you calling me a dog, Moon just get the fuck out."

#gravesanubis #incorrect quotes #shuumatsu no valkyrie rp #record of ragnarok rp #ror roleplay #{ooc post}#{?}

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nixs27anime · 1 year

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Plan G - Human Fighters

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Adam: Time for Plan G.

Kojiro Sasaki: Don't you mean Plan B?

Jack the Ripper: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. Adam had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties.

Raiden Tameemon: What about plan D?

Qin Shi Huang: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Nikola Tesla: What about plan E?

Adam: I'm hoping not to use it. Nostradamus dies in plan E.

Lu Bü: I like plan E.

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luxthestrange · 7 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#150 Thank u next

Aphrodite: Who would you swipe right for? Apollo or Poseidon?~

Atheist!Y/n: I would delete the app.

Apollo & Poseidon:...

Aphrodite*Internally*..."Dont laught,Dont Laugh-"

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saintsarefake · 2 years

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Jack: Underestimate me, that'll be fun.

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incorrect-record-of-ragnarok · 3 months

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Hades: Go tell Tesla he’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen? Beelzebub: He could hear me.

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv #incorrect shuumatsu no walkurie #incorret quotes #incorrect record of ragnarok #snv hades #snv beelzebub #source: friends

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thekingwhereitallends · 1 year

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Hades:...

Beelzebub:...

Hades:(stretches his arm out) Want a hug?

Beelzebub:...

Beelzebub:(puts hades' arm over his shoulder)

Hades:(kisses beelzebub on temple) Good boy.

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