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Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)
You: Father...Am I ugly?
Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡
Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?
Odin: Yes, very much.
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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.
Brunhilde: Here let me do it.
You:...Don't be mean about it, though.
Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*
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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child
You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?
Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?
You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!
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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.
You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.
Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?
You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?
Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?
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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!
You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A
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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.
You: Whose Shiva?
Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!
Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*
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bones4thecats · 6 months
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This is just another request but could I please ask for Adam and Eve
But how are they react to a Kianna reader
Distancing herself from Adam due to her being a god
And simply thinks he despises her
And her being unable to look Eve in the eye without being reminded of yui
A/N: I love writing for Adam, and writing for Eve is a first, so I apologize @nunezs-stuff if she may be OOC. But, anyways, enjoy~~
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🍎 He saw you the day he and Eve were sent down to Earth
🍎 Adam noticed how when you saw him at Ragnarok how you shifted eyes away from him and seemed to run away everytime he tried speaking to you
🍎 It made him frustrated, but he kept it below the surface
🍎 When Adam finally caught you and asked you why you were avoiding him, as normally Gods just speak humans off before leaving
🍎 Hearing how you feared he hated you since you sided with the Gods at first and failed in keeping both him and Eve in Valhalla
🍎 Adam just sighed and began to comfort you as if you were on of his children, which you were at first
🍎 Best comforter, and best father figure✅
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🍃 When you first met her, you didn’t pay her much recognition, as you were being stared at by the Gods for your vote in their banishment
🍃 But, when you saw Eve after Adam’s fight, crying in the hallway without her sons in sight, you had a glimpse of Yui in her
🍃 It made you feel guilty for everything you had done against humanity
🍃 Adam cared for them all, but he mainly cared for his wife and family
🍃 You walked up to her, despite your body’s pleas of running away
🍃 Hugging her as she sobbed made her remember holding Yui close as she cried about the brothers, the ones you killed that night
🍃 You swore to protect humanity after that moment, finally understanding Adam’s words that day
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Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me (platonic)
Prologue,
Tagged: @the-dumber-scaramouche (asked to be tagged and I shall do so for the next parts)
Gonna do a chapter for each round of Ragnarok
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Within an arena that touches the clouds
Ancient stone’s that laid untouched for centuries and stood strong against the tests of time
Lays the new battleground that shall determine humanity’s fate
And in it is also you
There’s still at least a month of preparation and training before the events actually start but despite that it’s filled with hustle and bustle
Gods and humans fill the halls
Some of who you even recognize and give you happy waves and pull you aside for saying hi
It’s surprisingly nice despite the circumstances
It’s been so long that people of all kind had been gathered to such an occasion
But as minutes ticked on
And you got some of your favourite snacks due to the large concession stands with various amounts of food from various places
You end up heading deeper into the building
It thins out and you end up at the area for the human fighters
And then you open up the door to the lounge area where you see the faces of several people you recognize
And a few you hadn’t had the pleasure of yet meeting until this point
“Hello everyone, some of you may recognize me and some I haven’t yet met. I’ve gone by many names but just call me y/n”
Of the few you didn’t initially recognize in the man with shirt golden hair
Oh and no clothes with only a leaf covering his di-
Unlike the others you weren’t really shaken by his lack of clothes
During your long life you’d seen much of the human body
Your desensitized to it so you go up and give the man a hardy handshake and he does so back
Turns out he’s Adam
The first human
Father to the entirety of the human race as you knew it
Adam in all ways encompasses what you believe are humanity’s strong suits
He is kind and compassionate
Along with determined to protect not only his people but also his family
Your upfront with not being a human and being created by a god but Adam doesn’t see you any differently
Your like him and Eve
Created by the gods themselves
The only difference is that your creator cared
You didn’t notice it at first but he slowly finds himself caring for you as if you were is own child
A sentiment that had surprisingly has only happened till now
Despite your thousands of years of living this is the first time you’ve been adopted
Like there was one time you were training with Lü Bu and got injured
You were in the process of healing it before he stopped the fight and pulled you aside to check if you were ok
He seemingly forgot you can’t really die and had panicked thinking the wound would kill you
Even started getting out the gauze and glaring at the laughing general before you explained you were alright
He isn’t embarrassed though
Even keeps wrapping the wound just in case
It feels nice to be cared for in such a way
You love your father Hephaestus very much but it’s also nice having another father figure in your life
Both treat you in a caring and gentle way
As if you were glass or some ancient artifact
(Technically you were one and so was he)
Adam also introduces you to his Wife and Sons who welcome you to their small but loving family
Eve is affectionate and loving
Always showering you with praise as you show off your abilities or knowledge
She makes sure your well fed despite not needing food
And she can’t help but pinch your cheeks
As the only mother figure in your long life she takes it in pride
Oftentimes dragging you away from training to smother you in care and compliment about how your such a brave soul
Despite replying you don’t have one she disagrees
Saying that in her mind you don’t need one to have one (if that makes any sense)
You’d rather not admit it but you melt at her affection
She’s in every sense of the word warm
It reminds you of those cold winters night where you’d end up by the fire
Or a nice summer’s breeze
Adam seems to find the sight funny since your a immortal being
One who’s walked the earth for more years than people can imagine and yet his wife was reduce you to figurative mush when she pays your head and calls you a nickname
Someone that has seen both the good and bad of humanity time and time again
That is now helping her bake a pie as his sons argue about what was a better nickname for you
It’s odd to people looking in but makes sense to everyone in this small bubble
Cain and Abel are rambunctious but loveable brothers
They like to cheer you on and playfully fight with you
One or the other usually has an arm wrapped around your shoulder as they laugh at some joke the other made
The two have a lot of petty squabbles that you now end up being in the middle of
It’s fun
Especially since most conflict in your time has always resulted in heavy bloodshed
Whilst theirs is light hearted and leads to one proclaiming victory as the other sulks in the corner
Both love hearing your stories
Even more so about how the world has evolved so drastically
It’s fascinating to them both especially as so many places developed their own cultures that are so different from the others
As the arena begins to fill and time ticks down for the event to start the three of you end up buying shit tons of food
All of which are from different times periods and places for them to try
It ends up becoming a fun game for them as they guess the Irgun of which country the snack came from
Which leads to you then explaining its history
Neither would admit it but both had glared at quite a few people when they stared at you with a certain gaze
It happens enough times that both kinda now go on figurative guard duty when walking about with you
Admittedly they know you can definitely handle yourself
But your now their big sibling
And that means no creep is gonna be messing with you
Especially since you seem to attract quite a few weirdo’s due to your ageless beauty that leaves you stuck looking at least 25
You definitely pull the “older sibling card” a lot on their asses
Which makes both their father and mother laugh
They are the complete family you never had
Full of warmth and laughter as Adam looks on with a proud smile
Though Adam hates the gods he finds Hephaestus to be an exception once he does meet the man
For your father is cordial and kind to both him, his family, you and the other fighters
As you, Cain, Abel and Eve cook dinner he pulls the god aside
And both talk as they look upon the sight of Abel and Cain having a playful battle as you laugh with Eve
It makes the god tear up a bit
Happy that the man had given you what he couldn’t provide you with
Adam in return thanks Hephaestus for creating such a wonderful person and caring for humanity
And Hephaestus thanks Adam for giving you the full family he couldn’t provide
It’s something odd to say the least especially as Adam can’t help but give him a handshake and invite him to stay for dinner
Your father agrees, sitting down beside you at the dinner table as Eve pulls out his seat for him with a kind smile
Cain and Abel immediately begin asking the forging god questions making him laugh at their enthusiasm
They make him feel welcome
At home
Who knew that away from his lonesome forge would he find a place that accepted him
Humanity’s first humans to be even more ironic
Adam offers the god an apple which appears from the sky and he accepts it
Soon laughing as he bites into its flesh saying that it’s a bit bitter for his taste
Lü Bu had been a figure you had heard about but had actually never had the chance to meet
So it’s safe to say your rather excited
And he doesn’t let you down in any shape, way or form
He’s battle hungry just like a certain Norse deity who you luckily hadn’t run into yet
He makes for a good training partner
Especially since he pushes you to your limits and has you focus on your main strength without relying on your powers
It often leads to many cuts and bruises but a sense of accomplishment filling you
Something that hadn’t happened in a long time
And you suspect it hadn’t happened to him either from the barbaric smirk that stretches across his face
100% the dude who breaks down your door at 3 am to ask you about stuff you’ve seen or experienced
You don’t really sleep so you don’t mind but you are concerned for poor Cheng who was dragged along half asleep
He finds your stories of war fascinating especially at the mention of things like guns and cannons
You feel as if compared to the rest he doesn’t care about how things had advanced
If it isn’t weapon related
It’s odd to you that he’s purely driven by battle
But you aren’t the one to judge so you stick to what he likes
Some part of you keeps your friendship with him at a relative distance
Partially due to your experience with befriending men like him
Those who are hungry like him are always unsatisfied
It leads them to more and more bloodshed
And though your are no innocent person you don’t like battle that includes bystanders
His army on the other hand are some that you befriend
Cheng especially since despite being a solider he is a man of good heart and honour
How the young man found himself in Lü Bu’s army
Unlike his superior he finds your stories of the future fascinating
Especially as the world leads to more peaceful times
You drink with him and the other soldiers and sing songs with them that had long been forgotten
Kojiro is actually someone you’d only met once but it’s certainly a sight to see him again
Despite how everyone else appears as younger versions of themselves he’s old and grey
A sight of which makes you giggle a bit as you greet him once again
Despite meeting him once you both greet each other like old friends
Which others look your ways confused especially as you both explain that he asked for a battle and you royally kicked him ass
You both can remember it like yesterday
A lone mountainside road on a mid autumn’s day
A breeze making the veil trailing you flutter in the wind as you ready a weapon against him who smiles
Knowing he’ll lose but elated anyways
And when he fell against the ground with a few seconds of challenging you he laughs with that of pure joy
You both went your separate ways afterwards and now reunited
Like that day oh so long ago the two of you train often
Helping him brush up on his skills and get better as he sees how much you’d experienced since then
All these battle leave you and him winded but smiling
Laughter filling the training ground as the two of you sit down and have some tea
Adam patching up the old swordsman as you share stories to distract him
Fresh brewed tea being sipped as techniques of how he could improve are shared
Most would find this somewhat demeaning but he just smiles
Saying how he’ll take it to mind next time or chuckling as he says “I knew I should’ve used a better stance”
He ends up hanging around the other Japanese contestants quite a bit
Partially due to the shared culture but also since he can better recognize their fighting
But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t mingle outside them
Qin shi Huang is someone he ends up befriending along with Adam and Simo
He enjoys modern day snacks and foods but holds a soft spot for spicy foods
Which leads to you and him having competitions as Eve makes some extra spicy foods for the two of you to gobble down
He won’t admit it but he finds it nice that you remembered him of all people
You’d met so many amazing and interesting people in your life yet you greet him like a friend despite meeting once
Despite him being the best known loser in history (a title in which you argue with him over)
Out of most of them your actually quite happy to introduce him to you father who he regards with respect
The grey haired man greeting the ash tinged and ember trailing man who created you
Both eat sweets with bean paste and talk as you leave them to their own
Much like mythology and history both are looked down upon and both have taken different ways to deal with it
You now find the older appearing man conversing with your father or getting him some food he’d thought he’d like
It’s sweet
The moment you introduced yourself to the newcomers and walked through that door Qin shi Huang is basically throwing himself at you
Your welcome your old friend with open arms
Letting him swing you around in joy as the former emperor and you laugh in joy
His eyes traveling down to the bracelet still tethered to your wrist, as beautiful as the day he gifted it
Throughout the entire tournament and it’s wait time your old friend sticks with you
Much like his time alive he is boisterous and prideful but his company was one that you had missed for many millennia
Through you he learns of what happened to his empire
How it continued on into a nation that still lasts even today as other crumbled
How his army of terracotta soldiers still stand to guard him in death and the wall despite its age has yet to fall
Now a wonder and landmark that many travel just to see and walk along its path
He learns of its misdoings as well but he knows many were made by his influence
By his decisions of bloodshed that still seems to stain the remnants of his aged empire
The emperor also learns of your travels since his death
How you sailed the 7 seas and ran your own ship, climbed the highest mountain in the world and stood at its top, swam to the deepest depths of the ocean where light had never touched its sandy floor and ventured through the harsh jungle terrain into unknown territory
It’s honestly Aw inspiring to him how much you’d done
Sure you had done these feats over a thousand or so years giver or take (along with nothing being able to kill you)
But it’s still amazing to him how much you’d seen
How much you could do within the span of eternity
But with that comes the realization that eventually you’d run out of things to do
But he brushes the though aside as the two of you engage in a feast with him and the other emperors that came after him
You sit the closest at his side and the others stretched along a long table filled with foods ranging from his time to later on
Sometimes for fun the two of you wear your clothes from when he was still alive
You wear your old robes as does he
And the the two of you prance around the coliseum as he points at something and has you “explain!”
The two of you always end up laughing until crying by the end of the day
He’s basically attached at your hip but you don’t mind at all
You’ve missed him for so long
Dinners with Adam’s family end up frequently with Qin joining as well
He ends up getting along well with Cain and Abel
The three of them joking as Eve and Adam place down a fresh meal
His whole “I’m emperor” thing can sometimes get on people’s nerves so you sometimes have to end up being a middle man
He does it partially to piss people off and cause he thinks it’s fun
It kinda is
Until he wants to pull that shit on the gods and you have to drag his ass away from their area of the arena
His is basically jumping for joy when Chun Yun gets to finally meet you
For a long time you’d only ever hear stories of the fiery woman so meeting her is actually really intriguing
Especially since she jokes that you must’ve had your hands full with dealing with him for years
That in turn makes him whine as she gives you a handshake that return wholeheartedly
She’s his only other impulse control other than you and by god does he need it
Unlike you though she’ll chew him out for doing something stupid, you call it a mom thing
When you talk with her in private she tells about how she raised him
And how she’s glad he met someone like you who became a true friend to him
Something he always needed
In return you thank her for making sure he made to actually survive
your father definitely meets the two of them at some point with how close they are to you
He’s pleasantly surprised with how the two greet him with normality
There’s respect but no formality that he got from Kojiro that would eventually fade as the two got closer
It’s just off the start they treat him as if he were a normal person
He appreciates it along with the fact they don’t stare at his deformities
Nor do they think of him lesser because of them
In fact it seems they think of him higher because of them which initially confuses him
So when he asks about it both the emperor and his past body guard explain where Qin grew up
How on the streets of a place now long changed many people were born had later gained disabilities and survived anyways through their strength and determination
Qin always respected them despite the fact they still hated him
Perhaps because just like him they persevered despite how others wanted to push them down
In many ways the two bond over the fact they were (and in some ways still are) considered useless
How they were repeatedly kicked down over and over yet got us just to spite them all
Hephaestus finds Qin to be fucking hilarious and the two find themselves cackling over stupid shit your father would make
Chun Yan also gets close to your dad as does her child whom spends his time playing with the toys your father makes for the young lad
It’s fun especially for Hephaestus as he makes small little wind up gadgets and toys
Qin now gives your dad ideas that somehow turn out really well which is funny to see
Especially as his ideas are “you know what would be cool?, a giant flying lamp for moths to follow” and Hephaestus is like “bet”
When seeing Jack again the English gentleman offers you a polite wave as Qin excitedly hugs you
It’s later on that he comes to you and the two of you share a nice time alone
Unlike the others Jack is nocturnal partially due to his uh…hobby so he spends the midnight and early hours with you
It’s was during those times you’d always felt lonely so you enjoy the company
He makes some tea and you both end up talking for hours
Topics ranging from the competition to what you did after he died
What you’ve seen
Who’ve you met
It’s all good fun especially as you explain your “wild days” in the 70’s or 80’s when you’d met and toured with some popular bands and singers
Sometime he talks of what his afterlife was like
It intrigues you a log since you can’t exactly experience death
The one place you’d never get to explore
A place where everything was eventually supposed to end up at yet you were the exception
Even gods could die yet you couldn’t
You remain like a stubborn sore
Out of the human fighters your kinda the only person who talks to him
Everyone else kinda gets creepy vibes from him
And it only gets worse when they find out he’s a killer
He also plays into that imagine as well so…yeah your the only person not fucking terrified of him
He doesn’t mind though
Quality over quantity as they say
May or may not watch Shakespeare movies with you
He hates the 90’s Romeo and Juliet film with decaprio
Doesn’t make it better when you mention the fact the actor dates girls who could potentially be their father age wise
It reminds him too much of the grimy old men who would prey on young and impressionable girls
Something you have to sadly explain still happens much to his displeasure
One thing he does enjoy though is how accessible stuff like imported foods and goods are
He now has the chance to try the various tea’s and treats from other countries that used to be fairly expensive
What makes it even more fun is that you usually have some fun story to go along with said treat
Probably ends up enjoying stuff like phantom of the opera and silence of the lambs
But to be honest he has a soft spot for stuff like low budget horror films
Just the low quality gore and bad acting makes him chuckle
Especially as you tell him the “rules” of a horror film
The two of you now make a small tradition as the days tick down for the tournament to start by watching a film a night
Your father finds Jack to be an odd fellow but one who engages in interesting conversation
Someone who was also looked down on in life
Hephaestus knows he isn’t the best person
He’s made mistakes
Been complicit in his brethren’s bloodshed of the humans he had come to love
So in some sense finding someone who is also not a good person but in some sense tries to do some good is therapeutic to him
That he is equally flawed inwardly just as humans are
Cause unlike other gods he had come to realize how both are more alike than they are different
“Gods?, I don’t exactly like many of them. But perhaps meeting them in person could shape my view”
Loki is one god whom seems to find you by complete accident yet seems to find amusement in trying to fool you
It doesn’t work
And that leads to him trying harder and thus not leaving you alone
You swear that he sticks to you like fucking super glue
Doesn’t help that he keeps nagging about how the gods are better
Your a feeble human
Blah blah blah
Your soooo ready to defeat a gif in battle just to see his expression
And how he had be intentionally annoying someone who could easily deck him across the world with a simple slap
Though despite that he is somewhat fun company
Despite how annoying he can be he also gives you ample opportunity to see the view of the other side
And it leads to discussion between the two of you as you move a chess piece across a board
Your knight taking one of his pawns as he makes an annoyed scowl
He makes a comment about having the power to take you out with a snap of his fingers
But you remind him that he won’t
And that makes him grumble as he makes his next move
It’s odd…but you come to enjoy his company just as you do with others
Perhaps at some point he began enjoying yours since he invites (more like drags) you to the god portion of the arena
Into his current room as he bitches about Odin and nephew Thor
The mention of which makes you hold down an amused chuckle
His room has a lot of snake imagery
Along with snacks as he sits down on a chair and rips open a bag of chips
Continuing on his argument about how Thor is such a sour puss and that if he has to deal with odins ravens again he’s gonna-
He pauses when he hears you laugh
for once he goes silent
You ask what’s wrong and he replies that he’d never heard you laugh before
Let alone seem amused by him
You simply reply that you wouldn’t hang out with him if you didn’t enjoy his presence
No matter how annoying he could be when breaking down your door at random times
You think that you may have fried his brain from saying you voluntarily wanted to be around him
Perhaps he feels as if people put up with him rather than enjoy his jokes and jabs
You can’t help but notice that insults towards you have steadily stopped after that
You swear Thor saw you once and then he’s on you like a bloodhound
Brunhilde had to help you after you were hiding from the red head via hanging onto a chandelier hoping he wouldn’t look up
And now that he knows your seemingly “revived” for the competition he’s hunting you down
He wants to fight you again
To feel that rush of finally having a good battle
He now looks for you in the crowds of humans and gods
Looking anywhere for your signature hat and trailing veil
Not knowing your hanging out with Loki who has a room beside him
He swears to his father that he’s gonna get that fucking battle with you
His fathers crows tease him about this
How set he is in fighting some random human he met centuries ago
But he doesn’t let up
You spend a majority of the waiting time for the tournament sneakily slinking through the halls of the colosseum
Trying to get to the human only training area where he would not be permitted into
You don’t think that would really stop him but you know for a fact Brunhilde would be pissed if he did so
Is gonna be reallly mad to find out that he ain’t the one fighting you
The time for battle now approaches and the first fight is soon to begin
Near Brunhilde and Göll you sit in their shadow covered private area for watching
Looking out onto the crowds of people who cheer
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Incorrect Quotes RoR #3
Shiva:*Is holding a kids leash/backpack* Where did they go?!?!?
Adam: I don't know you were supposed to be the one watching them!
Lü bü: *looking around for them*
Eve:*Same as Lu bu*
Meanwhile:
Y/n:*sitting in a tree eating Budda's candy they got (stole)* Hehehehe suckers! *Gremlin laughs*
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eggroll-sama · 1 year
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Record of Ragnarok: Ideal s/o Headcanons
Female!reader
Warning: suggestive, mention of sex
Poseidon
Poseidon will want someone that will aesthetically compliment his looks and reputation. In other words, he’d like someone that is beautiful, but not as beautiful as him. Specifically, he doesn’t really have a preference. You just need to have nice teeth, kept hair, glowing and unblemished skin, a symmetrical face, and on and on and on. Just don’t be more beautiful than him, thank you.
Personality wise, he’d like someone that is feminine, intelligent and regal.
You can be dominant and arrogant with others, just don’t be when you’re with him. It’ll tarnish his reputation as a strong and fearsome god. Also if you are a virgin he would like that. It would boost his ego to know he has the privilege to be the only one to be with you.
He wants you to be intelligent and to be well versed in history, mathematics, language, and the sciences. He’s more traditional and emphasizes more importance on book smarts than street smarts. Also, if you’re really good at debating and holding your own in an argument, he’d find it very attractive. For example, if during a godly meeting you were to stand your own on a stance against another god, he’d be so smug and in love with you. He wouldn’t show it on his face, but once you get back to the castle he would pin you against the wall and make out with you, growling under his breathe about how it was your fault for making him this way.
Not Ideal: dumb, domineering, scheming :)
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Thor
Loki sometimes badgers him about his ideal s/o. He wouldn’t answer him -much to his cousin's chagrin- but in his mind his love would have long dark hair and a nice smile.
Personality wise, he’d like someone that is strong. In any type of sense. He would prefer a more physically strong lover, but it is not a requirement. He emphasizes the most on a strong mentality. He believes no matter how muscular or large you are, without a strong soul you are weak. He understands the hardships of being the lover of a god; they’d have to have the mental strength to overcome difficulties of being in that position.
Also, he’d prefer if you are extroverted. He struggles with talking or giving an opinion, so someone that can enhance communication will be great. Of course he’s a really observant god, but observing can take him only so far; a person that is willing to talk to him about everyday things or their problems will make him happy (though he doesn’t show it).
Not Ideal: secretive, complainer, weak-minded
Loki
I know he’s literally a shapeshifting god and he transformed into some pretty ugly things in the past, but he still has preferences in terms of looks. If you like piercings and tattoos he’d be very interested in you since he has several of his own. He also finds the grunge/goth look attractive. He loves beauty marks on his partner. But he’d hide that and tease you about them like a jerk. Also, the guy is a sucker for chubby cheeks. He’d be touching them every chance he gets. You feel like a stress ball sometimes.
He wants a partner in crime to pull pranks with and on. Someone that is creative, funny, and a tease. His family is literally full of straight faces; he wants someone that will laugh with him and talk with him about nonsensical ideas. A naturally curious person that will indulge in various ideas and hypotheticals will be perfect for him.
There needs to be something about you that is interesting. It could be intelligence, physical/mental strength, your way of thinking, how you dress, etc. Something that sets you apart from other people. If you are just a normal, everyday individual, he probably won’t give you a second glance. And no, being like the “quirky” girls on TikTok does not count.
Not Ideal: too quiet, serious, bland
Lu Bu
He’s drinking with his soldiers and they ask him in a drunk haze what his “ideal lover” would be. Lu Bu is honest and tells them he’s not interested in commiting to a relationship. He’s not going to date someone when he has the goal of being the strongest. He has one night stands to vent his frustrations and quench his boredom, but that’s the limit. He also deems it very unlikely for him to find love in this time period. Not that he really cares about those sort of things. Doesn’t really believe in true love either.
But low and behold, Lu Bu’s trustworthy strategist, Chen Gong, has spent many a night thinking about this very same topic. He’s deduced from observing his general’s personality and every day interactions that Lu Bu would be best compatible with a strong-minded, caring woman. He needs someone that can rile him up in all sorts of ways. Somehow, a woman that can make a smart remark every once in a while would be a nice change. Someone that has the courage to talk to him. His general hasn’t met a woman who sticks around after seeing his ferocity on the battlefield.
Chen Gong believes they have to be caring. Lu Bu is surrounded by bloodshed and war everyday. He feels that what his general needs the most in a partner is someone that is supportive and will let Lu Bu be vulnerable. Someone that will let Lu Bu relax after a long fought battle. Someone that will treat him like a human than worship or envy his strength.
(Chen Gong doesn’t know this, but Lu Bu finds it attractive when women eat a lot)
Not ideal (according to Chen Gong): cowardly, weak-minded, apathetic
Adam
He doesn’t care about looks. He’s the father of humanity, he loves every single type of person: tall or short, hairy or thin hair, big boobs no boobs, etc.
Ideally, Adam wants someone who has a motherly aura and has a kind and selfless heart. Someone who’s gentle and has a nurturing heart. Someone who shows gratitude and appreciation for what they are given.
Although he’s strong, he wants to be with a person that he can trust and rely on. Someone he can be vulnerable with. It will take time for him to warm up to you. He’d have to be sure that you are a good person and will confess to you once he’s gotten to know you for a long time.
Adam also likes to tease and play around sometimes behind closed doors, so he’d like it if you aren’t the most easily-offended person. He’d feel awful if he’s just lightly teasing you and you make a big deal out of it and ignore him.
Not ideal: self-centered, overreactor, untrustworthy
Sasaki
Like Lubu he strives for strength, but is more open to the idea of a relationship. When he was still alive, he’d daydream about having a lover beside him. They’d have the prettiest smile, and skin as smooth as the softened glass shards by the ocean shores. Somebody who’d accompany him on his journey, perhaps. Someone who possessed a voice of wisdom because he knows he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Although he’d occasionally feel lonely camping alone in the forest, it really wasn’t on his to-do list to find a lover. He felt that the perfect person is the one who will see him for who he is and love him for it no matter what.
They need to be independent. Somebody that wouldn’t mind a long distance relationship. His travels might take 1-2 months, or maybe 6 months. He would occasionally show up at your house unannounced with a gift from his travels. If you try convince him to stay, he’d feel really guilty and might break up with you because you deserve somebody that doesn’t stress you out. But if you’re up for it, he wouldn’t mind taking you with him!
Not ideal: dependent, stability > taking risks
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justcressida · 7 months
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Hi can I request ror x Athanasia reader
DEAR QUEEN
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"Even if Claude no longer sees me as his daughter because of Jennette, Claude was the first father I ever had, and I have loved every moment of it."
Record Of Ragnarok X Athanasia De Alger Obelia! Reader
Note: Thank you for the request <3 But as I said, please specify the character as well. Also, since I still don't see Athanasia as an adult, this is platonic...It's short because I can't think of much.
Adam - Eve
Okay, so we all know that Adam would do anything for his children, right?
The mother and father of humanity have thousands of children and they embrace all of them wholeheartedly.
But being killed by your father? This changes everything.
While Adam was kicking Claude's ass, Eve had already become a mother figure to you.
Maybe Claude and Diana couldn't be your parents, but Adam and Eve were perfect parents for you. Because the hearts broken by your parents do not heal, but you get better every day.
Fun fact, Eve is taller than Adam and strong enough to carry you on her back a lot.
Adem is the kind of father you can do make-up with and gossip with. Cain and Abel are often the targets of your evil plans, and then you trick them into not telling Eve.
The perfect family you never had while you were alive 🥺
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samyanggs · 1 year
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can i request adam, eve and his sons with child reader whos sweet quite and loving but when they go some where they always randomly disappear out of nowhere lol
Ofc! Im not too sure about adams sons so ooc for them (I forgot they existed tbh..) I’ll try my best to write this! I saw this while doing homework and couldn’t wait to actually get to this. Sorry if this isn’t how you expected it to be, thanks for requesting!
“Where did you go?!”
Warnings: none (that I know of)
Ooc characters, requests are open however I’m still going to school so it’ll come late 😅 hope you like my writing, sorry if this wasn’t what you were looking for btw
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Adam and Eve were already happy with their two sons but were delighted to have you, their third child. You were absolutely adorable and perfect in their eyes. You looked more like Eve but still had your fathers features. You were sweet, kind but quiet. Which made your brother pick on you every now and then. Adam, your father, always put them into line. Eve made sure you were healthy and clean, she enjoyed spending time with you because you were so sweet and kind. Once you were of age to be able to go out on adventures—around 8 to 11–, you were ecstatic. Your brothers always said that it was fun and exciting so you were happy to be able to go on some on your own.. if you could. Adam made sure to tag along with you every time you said you wanted to go on an adventure. It was getting annoying and old but he was your father and you couldn’t get mad at him for trying to make sure you were safe. So you did the next thing you could do, hide from him and wander off on your own. Of course this made Adam panic a lot because it happened most of the time and he couldn’t ever catch you, even with his eyes. After a while of panicking and searching for you, he would go back home only to see you there with a bunch of stuff that you collected from your adventure alone.
“Where’d you go without me?” He asked, worriedly checking your body for any injuries. You just shrugged in response and went back to talking to Eve.
“You’re gonna be the death of me one day..” he mumbled. You giggled in response and your brothers snorted. You gave him an apple to eat.
“For you” You said, simply, with your soft, pleasant voice. He thanked you and bit into it, spitting out the seeds as always.
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yandereseijuun · 1 year
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Little sunshine
Yan!Dadam(Adam)xYui.K! Reader x Eve
Warning : It might contain some spoiler from DL , but it is not the same as the DL , here Yui! Reader tried to escape from The Sakamaki and Mukami siblings and live with the Tsukinami
For @kiannas-stuff srry if im extremely late
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First off...ARE U AN ANGEL COMING FROM HEAVEN?
Dadam has found you , laying down in the forest covered in bite and many injuries . And he brought you to his home , patching u up before letting you go
Well....at least thats what we thought
During your stay at their home , Mama Eve and Dadam grew attached to you , even Cain and Abel !
Mama Eve isn't the one who can kill anybody if they hurt u , thats Dadam you should be careful about
They won"t let you go! Having a peaceful walk in the forest ? Darling , Adam will go with you , if thats not Adam , Cain or Abel will be with you
If you dare to escape...well you cannot hide anywhere in the world because you have three vampire familt who"s chasing you and a new family who won't let you go
During your escape , Eve is the first one who always caught you so she tries to guilttrap you so you can"t escape.
When its Cain , he'll get a lil bit agressive , tries to take you and bring you to Adam by force or by pity
When its Abel , same as his mother , but he grew attached to you so much that he cannot let you go to his parents
And when its Adam , he will ask you gently three times , if you accept everything will be alright if you decline , get ready to be chained and get hit til you're all bloody
Eve and Abel hate it when you're getting punished but the rules are the rules
One time you were praying in a old chapel , Laito came to you , biting you which Adam wasn't so much happier when he saw this . He got mad pretty mad first of all
Why are you praying God? He's the one who throwed Adam and his family away and you except him to help u ? Adam will make you forget the All Mighty God as you may call
He and Eve doesnt want to corrupt your little mind , your innoncence , they want to preserve it as they were protecting a diamond
Cain and Abel are big brothers to you , even tho Cain is a lil bit Tsundere sometimes
One shot time!
Running , running fast as you can , many bruises on your legs , shoulders . Even that you still kept running for your life .
What in the world was happening .
You were running from Shin (Tsukinami) and his wolves , well Shin was misbehaving again and you told him to stop to which he doesn't . Telling Carla (thats a man fr those who dont know) he answered that wasn't his buisness and shoo Shin and you outside so you two could deal with this problem.
Then you two went outside still arguing and Shin looked at you devilishly proposing a thing that was unpredictable
"Sooo human , we're playing hide and seek , if you won , i'll forgive you in other case i won you'll be my prey fr a moment"
Scared thats why you ran for your life , hearing wolves noises behind you , you kept running in the unknown , hopelessly finding someone who might help you.
Suddenly you felt and knocked yourself out , you probably hurted yourself against a rock.
You opened your eyes , and you heard a woman voice "Darling she would wake up?" A feminine voice asked "Yea she will ,we need to take care of her until shes fully healed" a man voice spoke .
After you woke up , you met Eve , she was the one who took care of you. Then you met their sons Cain and Abel
Everything was alright until you noticed their behaviour suddenly changing , when u walk near a lake alone you always felt someone was following you which it was Adam , Eve was always at this to burst in tears , begging you to stay at home and their sons Cain and Abel mostly Cain will not hesit to kill the persons who dare to speak or see you (He let his family live tho)
The thing you love now , Karlheinz hasn't sent his sons nor the Mukami to brought you back , some rumors are spreading that the Sakamaki and Mukami has found a new "Toy" human to play with , Shin still mad and also worried because he couldn't find you and who's gonna give him some peanuts ? Or let him drink some blood?
But now theres a new problem
The family has found a new little sunshine to brighten their lives and you cannot escape them
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seii-fantasy · 1 year
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Mama and Papa are here
Lil oneshot♥️
Just to say that i am alive
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"Thats a girl !" Eve exclaimed , tears falling from her azure eyes . Eve gave birth to a girl , happy from this amazing news Adam hugged his wife and his newborn daughter daughter . "Congratulation love and welcome little one" Adam whispered while touching your small and fragile little hand ,
A couple of minutes later Cain and Abel came "Mom ! Who's the little baby ?" Abel asked while Cain pinched Abel's cheek saying that it was their little sibling that their mother was holding . Eve kept chuckling , looking at her two sons fighting again . You started to cry , woke up from all of that noise , Adam looked at his sons with a dark aura
Scared the two mans , took a few steps back from where they were . Eve kept singing you a lullaby .Adam was looking at you two , finally happy to have a new member in the family . "Shh Papa will get rid of the bad guys , papa will save you no matter where u are" Adam whispered. Eve fell asleep hugging you tightly , Adam kept caressing you , and fell asleep . Cain and Abel were so happy , to meet a new family member not only them were happy Adam and Eve were also a happy♥️
You and Your family lived happily together♥️
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swallowtailcherry · 2 years
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Father's Love
Adam x Daughter!Reader
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1. This idea stuck to me when I was looking up pics of best dad.
2. This will possibly be shorter because I got small brain 😂
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Watching your father's match with Zeus was nerve wracking. Your father landed the first hit on the powerful god.
"Please be okay, dad." You mumbled, your hands shaking from the fear. One of your older brothers, Abel, noticed your shaking form and patted your head.
"Relax, sis. Dad is super strong!" He laughed, bringing you in closer to him. He was right. Your father is strong, but a part of you was doubtful of that. You didn't know why.
"He's right! Dad will win this!" Your other brother, Cain joined in from your left, his grin bringing slight comfort to you. Like your mother, you were more emotional.
As the match progressed, you noticed the strain in your father's eyes and panicked. Zeus was overwhelming him with the punches. Zeus found out the drawback and used it to his advantage by pulling off such a dirty trick.
"No, dad!" You yelled out, nearly falling from the stands if it weren't for your brothers.
Adam, on the other hand, heard your shout and threw more punches at the towering god.
"Always the observant one, (Y/n).." Adam thought, fondly smiling at the memory of you. The faint cry of a baby entered his ears.
"There's a baby crying somewhere. There's no need to cry. Don't worry. You don't have to be afraid of those bad guys. Your dad's gonna take care of..." Adam couldn't finish his thoughts as the punch landed. Having superhuman hearing, you gasped quietly, tears coming out of your eyes.
Just as they thought Adam was done, his hand shot up to grip Zeus's head.
"I got you."
"He took his blows to grab him. Amazing, father!" You thought, a pinch of hope building up from inside. The sounds of bows being delivered at immeasurable speeds gave you so much anxiety you felt your knees give out. One last blow towards each other ended the match here, Adam standing on his feet and Zeus crumpled to his knees. Your eyes widen from the sight, thinking it was in humanity's favour.
Looking more closely, the hope you had faded away. Everyone from humanity were cheering, but you weren't.
"Hell yeah! You kicked his ass, dad!" Cain called out, raising his fist.
The cheering ceased once the realisation kicked in. You knew what they were thinking.
The father of humanity had died, standing on his feet and with a smile.
As Heimdall announced the winner, you fell to your knees, the tears you were trying to hold back came pouring out, staining your clothes. Your mother and brothers brought you in for a hug, their sobbing filling your ears. The moment you looked up at the sky, you could've sworn you saw your father, smiling down at you all.
"Never forget that I love you all."
"Especially you, (Y/n). I can never ask for a better daughter. My love is like a circle, because it never ends."
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The last line is what my mom always tells me 💕💞 and I thought it'd be smth Adam would say no doubt.
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luxthestrange · 5 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#156 DADAA
Adam*Holding you in his arms wrapped like a burrito, cradling you in his arms for your nap...Even when you're an adult- In a hushed tone* You BEAUTIFUL and CAPABLE of GREAT things my child...
Adam*Whispering closer to your ears, eyes glowing blue and red*LIKE MURDER~...
Y/n*Snoozing comfortably in his arms*ZZZZzzzz
Adam*Eyes go back to normal, shaking head* Dont do that tho~...
Adam*Eyes glowing again in killer instinct mode*UNLESS ITS COMPLETELY NECESSARY
Y/n*Sleep talking,responding to him*Ok daa..daa...
Adam*Pecks your forehead happily*Thats my baby~ Dada will be your accomplice~... especially if it is to murder your bad boyfriend~oh Dada will BURY him in the yard~Yes their gonna be compost for your mama's garden~
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...Where was this pep talk when i was a baby-
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Thanks for answering my last request 😊. Do you think you can do Platonic Yandere Adam, Buddha, and Odin with a daughter or daughter figure that's growing distant from them, whether from pure nature or them beginning to see how unhealthy their beloved father or father figure is? Either one is good, please and thank you 🙂.
Thank you for the please and thank you! I saw your comment on my last post and don't worry, I didn't think you were being rude on purpose! I only wrote Adam and Buddha because I couldn't really formulate an idea for Odin but I hope you enjoy!
Familial Yandere! Adam
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It doesn’t really matter if you’re adopted or if you’re his and Eve’s biological kid, you are his daughter and absolutely nothing will change that. 
He’s always been protective of his family in general and since Adam knows how dangerous this world could be for little girls like you, he vowed a long time ago that he would do everything he could to protect you.
He focused so much of his time and thoughts on keeping you safe, chasing off any boys/girls/etc. who showed any romantic interest in you, and always kept close to you (even if you don’t always realize it). Yet, it never occurred to him that someday there would be a time when you wouldn’t be a little girl anymore.
And he sometimes has a hard time grasping that fact.
Your distance starts out as natural behavior for a growing child, wanting to be with your friends more and branching out away from your parents, and instead of being an encouraging parent, Adam will resort to manipulation tactics. Mostly trying to guilt you into spending more time with him.
Aw, you wanted to skip Daddy-Daughter day because of a friend’s birthday? Alright, it’s just…he was really looking forward to it. Do you want more freedom to hang out with your friends more often? He supposes that he just worries about you, little one, and if something happened to you and your friends couldn’t protect you then Adam wouldn’t know what he’d do.
It works for a little while too, after all, he’s just being a concerned dad but then when your friends, who haven’t been chased away by your father, start to let you know that this isn’t normal behavior for a parent then you become a bit more distant and a bit more defiant.
When you confront Adam, he just comes up with the excuse that he’s doing what was best for you (because he genuinely believes that’s what he’s doing) and that you don’t know what could happen to you in the big scary world by yourself.
Adam is very protective of his family members and is willing to do whatever it takes to protect them. So he will lock you inside of the house and it really doesn’t help that the rest of the family would be platonic yandere as well, meaning that they believe that this is what’s best for you.
When you cry out of frustration about your freedom and life being taken away, Eve and Adam will hug you and rub your back patiently, as if calming and treating you like a toddler who was throwing a tantrum rather than a girl who had a right to be mad at the betrayal of her parents who thought it would be best to keep her their prisoner.
Familial Yandere! Buddha:
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Buddha found you when he was visiting one of his temples and you had been abandoned in front of it, perhaps it would’ve been best to let the people who take care of that temple take you in, but there was something about you that Buddha couldn’t turn away from.
Picking you up in his arms, you were simply too precious for this world. Too innocent in his eyes. He felt a growing desire to protect you as he took you back to his home in the heavens to raise you as his own.
Your childhood was somewhat normal, you were well-educated and Buddha made sure that you were well taken care of and happy. However, there was much backlash from other gods who looked down on Buddha for adopting a human child but mostly, they looked down on you for being born a human.
Buddha tried to reassure you that despite this, you were his daughter. While you appreciated his encouraging words, it could not stop the feeling that you didn’t belong in heaven with other deities, and that you were honestly curious to visit the human world you were born in.
Buddha’s yandere tendencies do not start until he realizes that you want to leave. He becomes paranoid when you start asking questions about the mortal world, about if he had any idea who your true parent could be, or if he could help you in perhaps locating them.
“Perhaps I could but I don’t see the point in doing so. If they didn’t want you then, why would they want you now?” He snapped when you brought the subject up again. When you teared up at his words, he instantly felt remorse and pulled you into a hug, comforting you and apologizing for his harsh words.
He thought that’d be the end of it, while his words were harsh, he had hoped that perhaps you at least took them to heart and dropped the desire to go to Earth. To leave the safe and comfortable life he had created for you.
But you’d started shutting yourself in your room more, being more secretive, and trying to change the subject when Buddha asked what you could possibly be doing up there all day; he decided to look for himself and was horrified when he saw you were doing your own research to get to the human world.
He confronts you about it and it results in an argument, about how he was being ridiculous for thinking he can keep you up here when you belonged to humanity and he disregarded your feelings of you not feeling like you belonged. He’d argue that while he’d protect humanity, the world below was dangerous and that you were safer up here.
It eventually escalated to him using his powers to put you in a form of forced mediation, picking you up and setting you under a bodhi tree that he made sure was heavily guarded and safe. Either you sit and think about your actions and reach Nirvana like him and become a God, no longer being able to live amongst humans like you wanted to, or you stay preserved forever (with the help of magic) under the tree. Safe and close to him.
 He regrets not letting you live amongst humans because he knows what he’s done is wrong but when he lays next to you for a nap and lets you lay on him like you had done once you were little, he can’t deny the happiness and satisfaction he feels knowing that no harm will come to you. His beloved daughter.
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 4 months
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Baby Reader arguing with everyone through angry babbles, Loki encourages this too and gets lumps in his head for it.
Brunhilde: no mc you can’t go out and train with the others, it’s too dangerous
Mc: angry babbling
Loki: Yeah you tell her! (Odin + Brunhilde suddenly appear behind him)
Adam preventing mc from doing something dangerous and having to restrain a fussy baby
-You were fussing, holding onto a teething ring, whining as you watched Lu Bu, Thor, Kojiro, Leonidas, Raiden, and Shiva all headed outside to go to the training grounds.
-Adam, who was sitting with you, followed your gaze, “They will be back Y/N. They’re just going to train.” You called out, hearing that word, knowing what it meant, and you wanted to go with, hitting the ground before for you, looking excited.
-Odin couldn’t help but smile softly, as he could tell you were going to be a warrior one day, when you wanted to go to the training grounds too, despite not being able to walk yet.
-Brunnhilde smiled softly, as the three of them were the ones who were watching you today, “Would you like to play another game Y/N?”
-You babbled out angrily, pointing at the door, wanting to go with the warriors. Loki popped up, “Yeah you tell her Y/N!” Brunnhilde and Odin both glared at him, seeing the trickster hyping you up while Adam pulled you into his arms.
-You fussed, squirming lightly as you didn’t want to be held, you wanted to go outside with the others, “Come now Y/N- don’t fuss.” You whimpered, your hands out towards the door, giving him big puppy dog eyes, hoping that he would relent and give you what you wanted.
-It was ten minutes later, the warriors were all sparring before they heard Odin, “LOKI!!!” which caused them all to pause before Loki, who was cackling with amusement, flew down with you in his arms, delighted squeals leaving you.
-Eyes went wide, seeing Odin, Brunnhilde, and Adam chasing after him, realizing Loki had ‘kidnapped’ you from them.
-Once on the training grounds, despite not doing anything, you were content, gnawing on your teething ring, seeing the warriors spar.
-You were sitting on Odin’s lap, while Brunnhilde were scolding Loki nearby, who was pouting, several steaming lumps on his head.
-Odin sighed softly, patting your head gently, “I hope you won’t be a troublemaker like Loki.” You looked up, cooing softly, not understanding what he meant, and he prayed you never did.
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Ragnarok with a Kobeni-like contestant (platonic)
Warning: mention of terrible parents, mention of sex work, spoilers for the show and Spoiler: for Kobeni backstory
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It’s safe to say that out of all of the contestants of ragnarok you are definitely the one out
Partially because you weren’t brought back to life
Instead you were just asked by Brunhilde to join her cause
And you hesitantly accepted to join
Now along with that your also meek like really meek compared to everyone else
Hell when the Valkyrie brought you to meet the others you were shaking
It’s definitely a bit departure from what everyone assumed to be the deadliest assassin humanity has seen yet
But the greatest warriors know not to judge a foe by their appearance
And you certainly are the epitome of that gesture
Because beneath your crying and shaking face lies someone capable of taking down entire rooms filled with men twice your size without much effort
A truly fierce some foe that is befit to challenge a god
But not even you can recognize your own talent despite how others try to convince you so
“My names y/n l/n. I’m 20 years old… the job I do is… a secret. My hobby is eating tasty stuff”
Adam is the first to approach you of the bunch mostly because of his fatherly instincts kicking in
I mean here you are
This small scared young kid who is shaking like a leaf
Surrounded In a room with bulky powerful historical figures
From that moment on he kinda just stays by your side doing his best to support you
He sees within you a deep power
Something that most would flaunt around yet you don’t even recognize
You constantly talk down to yourself and your achievements which makes the progenitor of man upset
It’s obvious this lack of confidence is basically woven into you
And he’s unsure if it’s just in your nature or someone else is the cause of it
Either way Adam makes it a goal of his to help you
For you are one of his children and he’d be damned if he didn’t help
That’s why he introduces you to the rest of his family
Warning them beforehand that you need a confidence boost desperately
And so they do just that
Adam and Eve become the parents you never had
They are kind and supportive along with patient with you
They wipe away your tears every Time you cry from having such a good meal or thank them
Eve makes you little lunches that have small notes of encouragement to make you smile
Cain and Abel are the brothers you wish you had
There are no hurtful words of calling you useless or saying your only good for making money
The two instead playfully talk about how your the most precious person they’ve met
Even though you have your own room/living area in the arena you end up staying at theirs a lot
Unlike your room theirs is filled with laughter and warmth
The only place you truly felt the sense of “home” in a place
It’s a slow process but you begin to sometime slip up and mention your parent’s treatment of you
How they view you as worthless compared to your brother
How your the figurative work mule for his dreams and being forced to sacrifice your own
It doesn’t exactly surprise them but it certainly makes Adam and his family even more determined to make you feel at home with them
You better hope your parents aren’t attending the event cause mama Eve and papa Adam are gone be giving them the ultimate side eye
Plus a good talking too if they dare even approach you
Meanwhile Cain and Abel are distracting you by getting some of the other human fighters to join their argument of why your the most wholesome person
Adam also definitely takes to training with you
Partially because he’s worried of how you’ll fair against a god
But like many others is pleasantly surprised by your skill
In battle it’s seems as if a switch flips in your mind
You go from scared to dead serious
It reminds him of animals in the wild
The primal urge of survival setting in as you spar with Bü Lu
Your quick in both reaction time and in speed
Because of your smaller stature it makes you harder to hit compared to the rather bulky build of many others
Not to mention that because of your nature and appearance you have the upper hand of being underestimated by almost everyone
Which is seemingly one of your best qualities since it leads to your opponents being cocky and thinking they could easy kill you
Before you did it before they could even strike
During these sparring matches he takes a lot of your qualities and makes note of them for his own future battle
Yet when he tells you this you dismiss your talents yet again
But with your shy smile he can at least tell some of his words had affected you
At some point you began calling him dad and all he does is smile before ruffling your hair
Eve now Always prepares an extra plate of food just for you
And his sons make sure to make an extra comfy place for you to sleep
Qin Shi Huang is another who seemingly takes to you as a mentor figure
You remind him of himself as a child
Someone forced through brutally and made to bare it
He first hand knows what that can do to someone and your a prime example of that
In his life he at least had Chun Yan who had lifted him up
Taught him not to just grin and bare the insults and cruelty that was always presented to him
But it seems to him you had no one but yourself
And eventually it wore you down
Or perhaps you just accepted it from the start
So much like Adam the former Emperor of China begins trying to help you as best he can
Firstly by telling you to see the value in yourself
Which he does by literally ordering you as emperor to do so (lol)
Every day he makes you acknowledge that you are smart
That you’ve been chosen for a reason and not to diminish yourself
He also goes with you when your shopping around the arena so you don’t have to worry about money
Which you do a lot
Yeah the moment he sees you contemplating whether to buy something or something else cause of your budget he’s just straight up buying an entire store
You try to tell him not too but he does so anyways
Telling you to accept what he and others give to you
Including their help
Whenever your not having dinner with Adam’s family he invites you to dine with him
His room is filled with antiquities of his time
Fine silks and giant a giant feast that you give into eating
Along with that he also gives you nicknames
Stuff that have a meaning behind them in his tongue of ancient Chinese
All of which link back to you in battle
Training with you is certainly a fun challenge especially as he sees you go from one side of a scale personality wise to another
It fills him with pride as your able to take down foes bigger than you with ease
It’s like watching a rabbit game down a wolf or bear
You don’t expect it but once you see it happens it changes your view of predator and prey
It goes to show that anyone can be a threat if pushed far enough
How the tiniest nation can rise and defeat those who stood might and strong for centuries just because they were smarter
After these training session and battles he always pats you on the back and patches up your minimal wounds
He often jokes that you’d make a great kings guard for him if your up for it
You always bashfully say you couldn’t possibly do that
But he always reminds you that an emperor such as himself doesn’t offer such an opportunity to someone they didn’t think deserved it
You don’t even notice it but his and everyone else’s efforts slowly begin to help you build up your self esteem
It’s a slow process
But one that begins to show results over time
Results that make him happy as you now don’t seem to shake or flinch whenever someone looks at you
Back in his childhood he couldn’t help himself as he does now
So he knows you need that push to begin seeing yourself as worthy of having good happen to you
To know you are valued
That you are seen as a good friend
Another of the human fighters you get along well with is Kojiro
The so called biggest loser in history
It’s kinda funny since your brother used to compare you to him
Saying how you were him reborn or something along those lines
It’s disheartening to him of how you look down on yourself
Your such a talented young mind yet the thing that seems to be holding you back is yourself
You are your worse enemy from him others words had ingrained themselves into you so deeply
Unlike the others who work to make you more confident Kojiro focuses on just making you happy and content
He always greets you with a kind smile
Or invites you to sit down for some lunch and tea
He is a calming presence
Like a nice autumn day or a summer breeze
One that eases your nervousness as the older man acts as a rock you can lean to other than Adam
When things get intense you sometimes lean instinctively behind him which makes him laugh
Despite being history’s “biggest loser” he’s surprisingly ok with people calling him that
He takes it almost as a badge or pride or a joke
It’s confusing to you but you don’t question it
Just assuming the older man has thicker skin than you
Training with him is especially interesting considering he’s one of the few who can properly defend against your approach of quick and swift attacks
He makes for a fun challenge and never calls you names
In fact he actually compliments your fighting and admits that your a fearsome foe
There may or may not have been a few times where you called him grandpa without knowing and he couldn’t help but smile
Jack the Ripper is one who seeks you out on his own
You have the constant colour of fear dying you
Almost as if it was the only thing you could feel
It intrigues him
So he sets out to figure out why you constantly feel that way and
Oh-
Yeah he kinda quickly realizes you must’ve had a fucked home life
Takes one to know one as he and Qin Shi quickly realized
He is an English gentleman through and through so he takes to interacting with you as if your porcelain
Your fragile maybe not physically since your fighting against the gods but mentally you are
And despite how fear usually makes him excited it worries him when it comes to you
Especially as he begins to gain a soft spot for your shy and meek self
Despite knowing the atrocities he’s claimed to commit (even if he isn’t the real Jack the Ripper) you cling to him
See him as a protector of sorts
Hiding behind him and his jacket
Or tugging at his sleeve to indicate you feel to nervous to interact with a bunch of people
It’s sweet
And now you have a literal serial killer as a friend
Your emotional support who’s a serial killer
Though to be fair you also had down your fair share of killing due to your job
Other than Adam he’s the only one you tell your actual profession of being an Assassin
He is definitely kinda surprised but doesn’t know what else he was expecting
Considering he’s seen your fighting
Jack is sympathetic to you when you sometimes slip up and mention how bad your parents are
How they don’t care for you and neither does your brother who they love more
It reminds him of his mom but at least at some point she pretended to love him
You never even had that
Because of his ability to basically see people’s emotions he ends up knowing when he needs to help calm you down
And he also tells the others when their getting a bit much for you to Handle
When it does get too much he brings you to his room
Victorian decor filling it as he pours you a cup of tea
He talks about Shakespeare and recites the stories to calm you down
So you can focus on that instead of the world
It works pretty well especially since his accent is soothing
Your parents best watch out especially as unlike Adam and Eve he wont hesitate to actually harm them
Plus all the other human fighters would probably cover for him lol
Surprisingly enough Göll the Valkyrie ends up becoming friends with you quite easily due to your similar meek nature to her own
Brunhilde is the one who suggests for her younger sister to meet you and it goes really well!
Göll is a kind soul
One that is gentle and good spirited just as yourself if you weren’t thrusted into such a cruel situation
It makes you happy though that she’s not like you
That people care enough for her not to be hurt constantly by words and being thrown into battle
She often finds herself eating with you during lunch with a few other fighters
It’s through you she actually begins to get to know them better
Most of them she had found herself too intimidated to speak to but with you she sees that they aren’t as bad as they initially appear
It’s also through you she sees a different version of herself
One that didn’t have her kind but stern sisters
Someone who the world gave up on
And seeing that makes her both grateful and worried for your sake
You are kind and caring yet you don’t think of yourself as anything other than a burden
It makes her happy though that the others are trying to help you
It goes to show to her that some of the scariest people in history can still do some semblance of good
That despite it all humanity is worth it
It kinda opens her eyes as to why her elder sister is fighting so hard to win
Cause humanity might be full of bad but there’s also good to balance it out
And it’s perhaps because of this that she volunteered herself to be your weapon in your battle
The night before the first round starts everyone decides to have a night of partying
It’s the first ever thing you’d been invited to so you decides to dress nice (or we’ll as nice as you could with the limited hand-me-down’s given to you by your older sibling)
When you arrive everyone is surprised to see you actually smiling shyly
Adam Welcomes you to the Table where everyone is sitting before Qin Shi wraps an arm around your shoulder pulling you to sit near him
Kojiro sits beside Soji and Raiden whom all had begun drinking Sake in some sort of competition
Jack sits on the other side of you and gives a polite smile that you mimic back
He drinks tea unlike the others who enjoy the burning taste of alcohol
Tesla is seemingly talking to Nostradamus about some invention
Simo is feeding his dog some treats as Sakata pets said dog
Lü Bu and Leonidas recounts war stories
Rasputin is already passed out after drinking
The entire mood is cheery
Laughter fills the air as music plays from a record player that Tesla had modified
Eventually Qin Shi is somehow able to get you to relax enough to have a drink
Your definitely a lightweight so as you drink very aged alcohol you end up very drunk very fast
Adam had to cut you off as he saw how you could barely stop
You drunkenly complain since you enjoy the frothing beer that leaves a small bubbling moustache on you that makes Lü Bu comment that you now look manly
It’s also there that in your drunken stupor that you talk about how you ended up as an assassin in the first place
“I was forced into it… my parents only care about my gifted brother… they want to put him through collage, so they put me to work… my options were to become a sex worker or an assassin. I wanted to go to collage too!!! But I’m gonna die here!!, and what’s worse is that this has been the best time of my life but I know I’m gonna die”
At this everyone goes quiet as your drunken giggles mix with a few sobs
the tragedy of your life is now revealed
A tragic symphony now complete from the bits and pieces that had slipped out earlier
There’s a shared sentiment of sympathy from the other fighters for you
The fact that someone could do that to their own child
That they valued one over the other
It’s a moment that they all will forever remember especially as you laugh at your own pain
Your own anguish as if it were a joke
Cause in reality you were just a joke to your parents
To your brother whom you had to give everything to
But with that now shared it also brings up why you joined this cause in the first place
So Nicola is the one to ask why
“I joined cause… if I spent my entire life working for them just for the humanity to be killed then what did I work for?. I would’ve spent my entire life for nothing… and at least fighting for humanity for a chance means I did something, that I tried to save people, that I tried to save my own future if I somehow get out of this…That for once I fought for myself”
During the actual competition you end up watching in the stands with the other fighters
You get front row seats and luckily with comes you being able to yell out encouragement with the others
In between rounds there’s a few days of preparation so you get to training with the others usually
For round one you end up sitting Bessie Lü Bu’s lieutenant Cheng and the rest of his soldiers whom you’d gotten to know at this point
And with that come the unfortunate consequence of the first round
It’s hard watching someone you got close to die
seeing how the general went out with a smile you can’t say he died in vain
But seeing his men valiantly follow him in death is also something that hits you hard
Like really hard
Sure you had only known them for about a month but in that short time you had finally found people you considered your friends
And that in turn scares you for everyone else’s fates
Especially since you know Adam is next
So you train with him perilously
And when the time comes for his battle you have him copy your abilities as an extra slide of hand
You watch anxiously beside Cain and Abel as they both wrap an arm around you for your comfort
Eve occasionally checks to see if your ok which makes you give a nervous smile
It’s obvious you aren’t but you say you alright anyways
The battle comes to a close
Adam left almost for dead with Zeus as the victor
Adam is taken to extensive care and your left spiralling as the others try to console you that it would be alright
That he wasn’t dead but healing
That humanity wasn’t doomed just yet
Göll has the same mindset as you but tries to keep you positive which you appreciate
And then comes Kojiro vs Poseidon
At this point you were terrified for Kojiro but cheered for him nether the less despite how now one did at first
And as the battle progressed you did your hardest to make sure he heard your encouragement
If there was a god you could pray to you probably would’ve lol
You were definitely happy not to be up against Poseidon especially with his cutting remarks
And then despite the impossible Kojiro wins
And you and the crowd goes wild
When he’s brought to the intermarry where Adam still rests you give the older man a big hug
And spend your free time not training with him
But time goes quick and a week passes within the blink of an eye
Your round is up next and it’s not only your life on the line but also your dear friend Göll
You know you can’t lose
“There’s no such thing as a life free of bad things… except in your dreams. But today I gotta make a good thing happen no matter what ”
For your round you go up against Heracles
Someone who you had actually met prior to the match
He had found you scared in a crowd and being pushed around
You just took it
Not fighting back at all
And it didn’t feel right to him so he stepped in and helped you
He saw a lot of himself in you and you remain him of his old friend
So when he sees he’s up against you it feels wrong to him
You look so frightened
So fucking terrified
Even the gods are wondering why they sent you out against him
It feels as if sending out a pawn to die
A sacrificial lamb to the slaughter
What could a scared child do against the Heracles
Some wouldn’t admit it but their disdain for humanity grew for the fact this seemed cruel
Almost immediately he asks you to stand down
To give up
But despite how much you shake you don’t back down
Telling him that you agreed to fight
That you had to fight for humanity’s sake
And when the horn is blown the fight begins in a replica city of modern times
Glass skyscrapers that touch the sky
Empty streets with a few cars placed in a few places
As the god ready’s himself he sees you get into position
The tears nod drained away as a serious expression replaces it
“G-Göll says you mean a lot to her and I don’t think your a bad person…I don’t have to kill you to win, all I have to do is get you to tap out or where you can’t fight me anymore”
His eyes widen slightly
And then he nods
“Same goes to you then”
It begins
It’s immediate that one advantage you have over him is speed and agility
He is bulky and much slower compared to you but makes up for that in power an defence
You attack carefully
Quick and swift cuts of your blade as Göll encouraged you in your mind
The environment of alleyways and the cover of cars
Distantly you think of the other fighters
Of the injured Adam and his family
Of Qin Shin
Of everyone depending on you to win
Of your future beyond this
The future you want instead of slaving away and the killing you do for your ungrateful brother
In that moment as you dodge one of his attacks you promise yourself that you’d go to collage
That for the first time in your life after coming here you’d live truly
You get more focused
More precise in where to hit him as to wear him down
Attack after attack
Blow after blow
No matter how many times he almost hit you
Or you got scraped by an attack you just keep pushing
Cause it’s not just humanity’s life on the line
It’s Göll’s
It’s your own
And then after what feels like hours you do it
You get that final hit to bring down the metaphorical to crumble castle down
He crashes into the asphalt
It crumbles it bits around him and you watch anxious as he tries to get up but can’t
And for the first time since it started it feels as if you could finally breath
He didn’t die like you said and you win by wounding him enough to the point he can’t fight anymore
You forgot he swore to do the Sam etching for you
And you expect him to be mad at you
To yell
To curse you
To promise to strike you down once this is all over
And yet despite loosing he laughs
One that is just full of pure joy instead of malice and disdain like your used to
You sniffle and crack your eyes open to see him moon up at you with pure amazement
“And so the 4th round of Ragnarok goes to the humans!. Y/n had injured Heracles to the point of not being able to fight anymore!”
It feel surreal as those words ring out in the stadium
People are cheering for you
You
The person who was told their entire life that they were nothing but a waste of space
Just a tool to get the more worthy child into collage as you wasted away
Tears bubble up in your eyes that quickly spill over the edge
You bow, thanking the crowd before turning to the injured god and helping him up
As you help him up he smiles
Grabbing your hand and lifting up up to the air as a sign of your victory
And for the first time in your life you feel yourself cry from happiness
To smile so brightly that it could rival the sun
That it hurt your cheeks from it being so wide
Or that you actually feel accomplished for once
“I won…I won!.”
“You did. That was a good fight, thank you. What are you gonna do after this?”
“I’m…I’m gonna go to collage like I always wanted. I’m gonna start living for myself and not for my parents. You hear that!, I’m not sending money to you anymore it’s my life now!”
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lilithizhere · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes RoR #2
Y/n:I can't your to heavy! *Holding onto Göll, who is dangling of a cliff*
Göll:You can do it just pretend I'm one on your God friends!*holding on for dear life
Y/n:*Slowly letting go*
Göll:NOT ZEUS NOT ZEUS-!!
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eggroll-sama · 1 year
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Record of Ragnarok: Ideal Date Headcanon Pt.1
Poseidon
Poseidon rarely likes to go on dates. He thinks it is useless when you should already feel satisfied as his lover.
Do NOT beg him to go on a date or he’ll get mad and ignore you.
If you were able to convince him to go on a date, he’ll reserve the finest underwater restaurant for you and him. The restaurant is for gods ONLY, so humans have never stepped foot or even know the existence of such a place. The restaurant is known for the clear domed walls that allow you to immerse yourself in the underwater ocean and observe the fish life. You can just point at a certain fish and they’ll make the most extraordinary dish.
He’d sit on the most luxurious cushion seat facing the view of the beautiful deep blue waters. If he’s in a good mood, he’d beckon you over to sit on his lap and feed him his food. If he’s in a bad mood, just sit in your designated seat and eat, because if you start talking that’ll ruin his mood. 
Would he go on a date again? “No,” is what he’d tell you to your face. He still looks down on doing it as he finds it useless and too humane. However there’s a slim chance he’ll do it again if you were being obedient on the first date (he’s low-key already planning the second date).
Thor
If you are Thor’s lover, you’d have to always be the one to suggest a date because dates rarely cross his mind. He just doesn’t find a purpose in it like Poseidon, but isn’t against it entirely.
Thor’s ideal date will be in the castle of Asgard. He doesn’t like going out in public because there’s too much commotion and screeching. He’ll make sure to clear the schedule for the entire evening (He’d also make sure Loki isn’t around to ruin the evening with his lover).
Ask him to walk with you around the beautiful gardens of the castle. It makes him feel at real peace to be with his lover and surrounded by peace and quiet. As much as he enjoys the thrill of a strong opponent, Thor appreciates serenity and the beauty that nature provides.
If you are fine with it, share a beer with Thor. He’d offer one after spending the day with you, when you two are out at the balcony when the whole city is quiet, and it feels like the two of you are the only ones alive. Thor likes to drink; although he isn’t constantly seen with a jug, it is a guilty pleasure of his to taste the buttery and crisp drink during the night, to lick the frothy foam from his lips and feel his body grow warmer with each gulp. Thor sharing a beer with you means that he trusts you and considers you worthy of his attention. And so it would make his night if you share it with him, both of your bodies growing warmer, faces close, eyes glued to the other. More often then not, drinking together leads to something more intimate in the bed…
Loki
He’d probably be the one to suggest going on dates more than you. He just loves the idea of going on cheesy dates and teasing you about how cute you are.
Anywhere fun is where Loki will choose. The go-to place he likes to take his s/o is the amusement park.
He doesn’t mind human food; funnel cakes and kettle corn are his favorite to eat at the amusement park. He’ll share it with you in a teasing manner if you ask him. Prepare to be embarrassed if you’re in public though, because he’ll try and feed you with his mouth.
He’ll be the daredevil and choose the scariest ride straight off the bat, unlike normal people who choose the easy ones first. If you’re nervous, that’s double the cuteness points and he’ll assure you everything is going to be fine and dandy. He’d also go on the couple’s rides and then get really smoochy and touchy during the ride.
At the end of the date, he’ll be a little more genuine and express how he enjoyed the day with you, pecking your cheek.
Lu Bu
Dating? Him? No. He likes you, but isn’t going to prioritize you over training. I’m sorry, but you’re dating the wrong person if you expect him to sacrifice a day for you. You might be able to eat with him during lunch or supper, but privacy is not assured.
…is what he would like to say or want others to believe. The thing is, Lubu is borderline aromantic, he will indulge in sex with a prostitute if he’s pent up and frustrated. However, if you are very special to him, he would try and make time for you. It wouldn’t be a spectacular date, he’s a war general and has matters to take care of, but something that is easy to plan.
He would take you horseback riding around the forests. It is the easiest and is also very calming to feel the breeze on both of your guys skin.
You know that you are special when Lubu lets you ride with him on Red Hare. If he didn’t really care for you, he’d tell you to “get your own horse,” but not with you. Never with you. You’d be sitting in front of him and he’d take the reins, galloping around the forest. You can feel his muscles against your back, his warmth radiating from his skin, and smell his musk. He’d be oblivious to how it makes you feel. He’ll tease you by going fast on the Red Hare. Overall, a very relaxing date.
Adam
Adam’s idea of an ideal date is a picnic on a nice, sunny day.
He likes getting spoiled while on the date, so his head will be on your lap as you feed him some grapes. Make sure to gives him kisses on the cheek and on the forehead cuz he loves those. Adam loves being little spoon. Nuzzle his head and neck. He’s like a big, affectionate puppy.
After that, you can walk around the flowery meadows with Adam. You’d hold hands, talk about the most random things and you both love every second of it. If you ask, you can both make flower crowns for each other. Adam is very good at making flower clowns. By the time you finish making his crown, he’d already have made a flower crown, a flower necklace, and two rings for you and him.
And if the two of you come across a river, you might play there for awhile. Adam will teasingly splash some water on you as you half-heartedly tells him to stop. He’ll catch fish for dinner. He’d make a little camp at the forest’s clearing to fry the fish. After your stomachs are full, you’d cuddle together in silence, watching the fire spark and crack.
Adam has a smile the entire day. He loves spending time with his beloved, and wouldn’t mind doing it again.
Sasaki
Sasaki isn’t so experienced with planning dates, but if it’s for you he would try his best to appease you. Picnic? Done. Restaurant? He’ll do odd jobs to get the money. Just chilling out? He’ll make you a comfortable hay mattress and sing you a little tune.
But if it were all up to him, he would like to go hiking with you or some outdoor activity. He thinks outdoor activities are good bonding experiences. He’s super athletic and so his pace will naturally be faster than yours. He’s a gentleman and will cater to your pace.
Once at the very top of the mountain, he’ll make a little shelter for the both of you and a fire pit. You guys will be overlooking the amazing view and just enjoying each other’s presence.
However, Sasaki is unlucky and the date has a 99% likelihood of going to shit or something going wrong. For example, a bear attacks you during the nighttime. A bear is no match for Sasaki Kojiro, but he’d feel bad if you were frightened. He’ll cuddle you to sleep and promise you that he’d protect you. He’ll wrap his yukata around your form and will let you sleep in his arms.
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