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recreationalfanfics · 1 year

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Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)

You: Father...Am I ugly?

Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡

Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?

Odin: Yes, very much.

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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.

Brunhilde: Here let me do it.

You:...Don't be mean about it, though.

Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*

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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child

You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?

Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?

You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!

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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.

Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?

You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?

Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?

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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!

You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A

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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.

You: Whose Shiva?

Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!

Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*

#THE LAST ONE IS CANON.#I'M THE WATERBOTTLE.#record of ragnarok x reader #record of ragnarok #ror x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #snv x reader #incorrect record of ragnarok quotes #shiva x reader ror #raiden tameemon x reader #ror brunhilde x reader #ror adam x reader #platonic #ror memes #incorrect ror quotes

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fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma · 1 month

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i am disgustingly late but for women’s day i wanted to appreciate the mother figures of the world :)

#atla #atla fanart #zuko and ursa fanart #kya sokka and katara fanart #avatar fanart #aang fanart #suki fanart #toph and katara fanart #juST to clarify the last one is not me saying katara is a mom friend bc like. she’s 14 #im more saying that it’s literally canon that Toph looks more to katara as a mom than her own mom sooooo #Idk I needed them being soft #anyway hi happy women’s day (very very late uhhhhh)#women’s day

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muffinlance · 2 months

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I'm barely to the massacre and I can already tell I'm going to be screaming at every this-makes-no-sense decision made by the writers (your temple is under violent attack, and you evacuate the kids... to a barely enclosed corner in a prominent temple room? Instead of to the hundreds of sky bison that were highlighted as flying in earlier? Why?) (And Aang left to clear his head and think instead of to run from his duties? That's such a less compelling plot arc?) (And the show had him briefly monologue about being a goofy kid who loves pies and his friends instead of using the extended temple scene to show any of that? Didn't want to pay more child actors, did you, Netflix?)

Yeah I'm just. Going to be screaming at the screen instead of enjoying this. Different decisions aren't necessarily bad, but when those decisions seem to be in the direction of "show a man burning alive before we even get to the on-screen massacre" this is just... not the show for me.

#The original show emphasized the horror and sadness of the massacre by putting it in the context of people and culture lost #This one is going the Show People We Don't Know Burning Alive Clearly That Will Make More Of An Impression route #Gyatso's bones will always be the epitome of heart break #get out of here with your on-screen immolations just to demonstrate literally flashy cgi #Anyway someone tell me if the Omashu episode is worth watching in isolation I've seen gifs of Zuko getting brow-beat by Random Market Lady #And that DOES sound hilarious #But is the rest of the episode worth it or should I stick to gifs #This is like trying to decide if a barely-canon-divergent fanfic is worth slogging through #For its five fun new scenes #When the rest is just The Same As The Original But Worse #avatar the last airbender #atla #natla #netflix atla

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yrsonpurpose · 6 months

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“C’mere,” he says, surging up to kiss Alex, and he’s putting his whole body into it now, sliding his hands down to palm at Alex’s ass as he kisses him. Alex feels a sound tear itself from his throat, and he’s following Henry’s lead blindly now, kissing him deep into the mattress, riding a continuous wave of Henry’s body.

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contact-guy · 8 days

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THE VALLEY OF FEAR part one tbh there are so many iconic lines in this one (“you are scintillating this morning, Watson”) (“One more coruscation, my dear Watson - yet another brain-wave!”) it’s obnoxious

(This is part of the Watsons sketchbook series!)

#that’s Cecil barker in the last one #watsons sketchbook #sherlock holmes #john watson #acd holmes #acd canon #my art

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wyrmswears · 20 days

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more libber super hell au because i COULD be normal but no i wont be

#i should specify. libber isnt one of the forbidden five in this au. assuming kai and bonzle escape wirhout the blood moon.. theres some kind #of other exit. this serves as her entrance. i havent decided if ill come up with my own reasoning or try use what we get in canon #libber gordon #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #SORRY FOR THE DOOMED YURI. except not actually. last post i vaguely hinted that she had a crush on maya and now ive gone all in for lily #libber loves all women i believe this truly.#ninjago libber #kai smith #ninjago kai #ninjago au #ninjago spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising s2 #ninjago dragons rising spoilers #wyrm draws #libber superhell au

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petratherrock · 28 days

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Kataang this, Zutara that. How about the gaang and peace huh? Have you ever considered that ship? Them and Happiness? No. Ofc not cz you only consider yourself

#lol i started out wanting to state out which ship i ship in nick atla but then it's like how about PEACE FOR THE CHILDREN HUH #atla #kataang #zutara #avatar the last airbender #unrelated but i like both ships prefer the canon one but I'm also not one to talk since I'm a Zutoph shipper too 🫣 lolllll #and ZuMai? ZukoMai? yh love them too #zutoph i kinda a rarepair seeing their personalities dont mix but nothing's impossible in the cauldron of fanfics buddies

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steddieas-shegoes · 2 months

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safely pinned

for @steddiemicrofic prompt 'pin'

388 words | rated m | cw: canon-typical violence, mentions of sexual content | tags: established relationship during s3, secret relationship, they're in love your honor

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As he was pinned to the ground and yelled at in Russian, all Steve could think about was Eddie.

Eddie had snuck a kiss to his cheek earlier when he stopped by to get his usual ice cream. His hand squeezed his hip before Robin had come back to the front with a new container of the strawberry flavor he'd requested.

It was risky, but Steve was getting to a point where he just didn't care anymore.

What did he have to lose really? Especially now, two Russian soldiers almost certainly ready to kill him because they were convinced he knew government secrets that he wouldn't share.

He could hear Robin yelling from the chair in the middle of the room, could feel the anguish in her tone. He couldn't do anything but take the hits, one after another and think about the way Eddie's touch was so soft.

Always so soft, even when they got rough, even when he pinned him to the bed or the wall or the floor.

Steve let his mind drift to the last time Eddie had him pinned against the bed, face down while Eddie fucked into him, kissed his neck, fingers laced with Steve's while he held them against the sheets. It wasn't quite enough to distract from the pain blossoming in his stomach and face from the most recent punches and kicks, but it was enough to get him through it.

The rest of the night was a blur of running, bathroom floors, movie screens, numbness and pain in equal measure.

And then there was Eddie, like an angel from heaven, running up to the ambulance Steve and Robin were forced to sit in while they were monitored.

"Eddie!" Steve giggled. "Robbie, look! You remember Eddie."

Robin, who had been lucky enough to not be concussed on top of the drugs, rolled her eyes and waved at Eddie, who looked about one second away from breaking down.

"Stevie, what the fuck happened?"

"I can't tell you, but I think you should take me home," Steve started to stand up, falling head first into Eddie's chest. "I'm dizzy."

Steve drifted back to thoughts of Eddie holding him, pinning him to his chest tight enough to feel safe.

He just needed to feel safe.

"I got you, sweetheart. You're safe with me."

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #steddiemicrofic #steddiemicroficmarch #cw: canon-typical violence #when will i stop #idk im making up for only doing one last month i guess #and also ignoring the fact that i do have many other things to write

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10kiaoi · 10 months

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Fucking Death Island man

#chreon #leon s. kennedy #chris redfield #resident evil #biohazard #re art #art by op #totally canon ending #*yells over that one scene*#*multiple one scenes actually*#*yall know which one i'm talking about*#god it's so hard to keep from posting spoilers when I just want to gush over everything #I want to rewatch it but I caught the literal last showing #it's criminal how the early release was barely advertised

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horreurscopes · 2 months

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i like my body when it is with your body.

#death note #meronia #near #mello #mihael keehl #nate river #mello dn #near dn #artists on tumblr #horreurart #been working on this one here and there for a long while. i love drawing mello's scar >:) it's like a brain coral or a very shitty maze.#also i cannot remember the last time i posted something even slightly racy so this feels rather scandalous #2024 is the year of posting sexy blorbo art i've decided...#anyway this literally happened in canon it just wasn't relevant to death note's journey. source: trust me #something kind of melancholic about this piece i think. it's like spying on them. it pulled that one ee cummings poem from the #deepest receses of my mind -- i hadn't thought about it in years. it's sooo romantique. to me #girl help the anime boys are in doomed love...#in my mind this forbidden rendezvous is happening in one of those abandoned love motels with heart shaped tubs and round mattresses and #mirrors on the ceiling and wall carpeting. it's kind of gross.#sometime between spk control room meeting and mello dying. rip king at least you got the love of your life laid once (1) one time

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starry-bi-sky · 4 months

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more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is not the ghost king #so canon to clone^2 and clone damian the portal that ends up transporting damian to amity park is left pr ambiguous #so really how he got there could be one of many things whether it be through divine intervention or clockwork's doing or hell #it could've also been quite literally the 1 in 1 millionth chance that a natural portal opened up beneath him and sent him to amity #and was a happy accident #but the idea that the laz pits or another adjacent such entity heard damian wanting an older brother (he meant og damian but oops never-#specified) and then sends him to the one person who could fulfill that wish and make him happy at the same time.#was really funny to me within the context of the lilo and stitch meme. the meme can also be seen the other way around with danny as lilo #and damian as stitch. but danny being stitch was infinitely funnier and ~technically~ more accurate imo #danny technically IS a nice angel but also. he's a developing menace to society (just ask wes) and he's going to make damian one too #danny being from the midwest means he has a midwestern accent and thats not something the bats know how to handle when they finally meet hi #hey look at that! my meme making skills are steadily improving. im no longer making the same joke six different times in different formats #those first two images i made a few days ago the rest i made in the last thirty minutes in a spur of clone^2 induced inspiration #and procrastination of writing the cfau rewrite of the first post. we are 10k words deep folks and just barely got past the 1st gala reunio #dunking on the giw is a god-given right and danny WILL pass it down to damian

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leafspiritz · 4 months

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don’t leave, ok?

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delizbin · 4 months

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One step, not much

#This is basically canon right?#like… that must be it right #movie canon just let so many things implicit #like… yeah… okay #hayffie fanart #haymitch x effie #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #hayffie #thg fanart #yeah I’m going to stop one day I guess #haymitch jumping from one addiction to another like a yoyo #that’s my guy #she’s the one that initiated it I said what I said #song: you’re in love by ts. you’re welcome #I wiped my heart out #last drawing of 2023 I think #happy new things to you #i’m going to enter 2024 as it was 2014 still apparently yippy ay yey

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fuumiku · 6 months

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ACNH AU but it’s just Chil as Tom Nook giving out lax loans to people in need with his half-foot guild, and his close friend Isabelle Marcille helping out and hanging around. Been playing ACNH and came to the realization that Tom Nook & Isabelle give Chil & Marcille energy, and immediately had to draw it…

Man wanted to retire early but still hasn’t stopped. What I want for post-canon Chilchuck is just for him to have Tom Nook energy fr fr